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Your Honor, Mr. Lock,
he set his TV show in Chicago.

He could've set it anywhere.

New York, New Orleans.

Anywhere, but he chose Chicago,

and he was promised
a 30% tax break...

But only if he used
post-production facilities

in Illinois.
[chuckles]

Mr. Lock only moved his
post-production facilities

to Los Angeles
for reasons of diversity.

Oh, come on.

Uh, maybe the City of Chicago
cares less about diversity

than Marshall Lock.

His Los Angeles
facilities

are majority
African-American owned,

and that is far better...
[exhales]

Damn it.

She has to go to the bathroom,
doesn't she?

That is far better

than the all-whitefacilities
in Chicago!

She is very good.

Do you need a moment, Counselor?

Uh, I don't know
what you m-mean.

Yes. Yes!

Recess! Fuck!

Fuck!

Recess, yes...

[tires screeching, horn honks]

LUCCA:
Damn it.

Two weeks early?

I have the-the Muncer case
in pretrial,

and I have the Violence
Prevention Committee.

No. Shut up, okay?
You are giving birth.

You need to stop talking
about work and focus. Okay?

Who are you calling?

Your OBGYN.

How do you have his number?

This is your phone.

Oh, shit, no, no, no.

What?He's in Mendocino.

What?[shouts]

Call Colin.

[yells, horn honks]

[phone ringing]

[phone beeps]

Morrello residence.

Down with Trump.

I need to speak
to Colin Morrello.

He's not in right now.

And I'm a little busy. What? No, no, no.

I am calling for Lucca Quinn.

She's giving birth.Excuse me?

Lucca Quinn is giving birth.

Oh, my God.

I have it in my calendar.

It's two weeks from now.

I thought we agreed
she was inducing.

Is that Francesca?
Yes.

Tell her to get Colin.

Okay, Lucca wants
you to call Colin.

Tell her I'm coming right now.

And Colin is in D.C.
until next week.

Helga, help me,
I'm gonna be a grandmother.

Bitch. She hung up.

What?[horn honks]

Call Diane.Diane?

Tell Diane...Okay.

...that I will be unable
to make the Violence...[horn honks]

The Violence Committee.Oh!

Okay.Jesus!

I thought it was in two weeks.MAIA: Uh-huh.

Well, we all did, but it looks
like the baby didn't agree.

Yeah, don't-don't worry
about it, just keep us in touch.

What's wrong?Lucca is in labor.

[gasps]
What? When did this happen?

Just now.

Maia called on her
way to the hospital.

Listen, can you take Lucca's
place on the Violence Committee?

No, I have to get
to the hospital.

Not you, she means me.

Yeah, I'll head
right over there.

[exhales]

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Oh, no problem, you seem
very busy out there.

Ah, just the unexpected.[clattering]

Are you all right?

Uh, yeah. Yes, I'm fine.

One of our lawyers is, uh,
going into labor.

Oh, my God.Oh, no, not her.

Her, uh, her best friend.
[laughs]

So two female FBI agents?

Is that unusual?

Uh, no, not these days.

DIANE:
So you want to hear me

say terrible things
about my husband?

[laughter]

No, it's just a standard
background check

for anybody applying to the FBI.

It's pretty
routine, painless.

Well, good. Fire away.

Do you know Mr. McVeigh
to be an honest person?

I do. He is the most
honest person I know.

And during the course
of your marriage,

have you and Mr. McVeigh
maintained the same residence?

No. He is a country
person, and I'm city,

so we have lived apart,

but we moved in together
permanently last week.

And in the last six months,
has anyone else stayed

at your residence?Uh, no.

A friend's daughter came when
she was visiting colleges.

And my goddaughter,
Maia Rindell,

spent a few days.

Maia Rindell?
Yes.

Henry's daughter.
She stayed with me

during the scandal.

I hope that's not a problem.It shouldn't be.

You think of anything else,
just give us a call.

Oh, and that's all?

Yes. Like we
said, painless.

[elevator chimes]

LIZ:
Hey.

Is Lucca really giving birth?

Yes, I just
got the call.

Uh, listen,
do you have a minute?

Something wrong?

Uh, maybe.

Uh, Kurt was offered a
ballistics job by the FBI...

Ooh.
...and I was, uh,
just interviewed

by two agents as part of a
standard background check,

and I'm worried about
one of my answers.

Okay. Which one?

Um, can I borrow a dollar?

[dollar bill crinkles]

I need a consultation.

I am now your lawyer.

The two FBI
agents asked me

if anyone had, uh,
stayed at my residence.

And I answered
a friend and Maia.

Are you worried
about the scandal?

No, someone else
stayed there, too.

A man, overnight.

GRACE:
No, that's why

we left our card, Ms. Lockhart,
thank you for calling.

So who else stayed with you?

DIANE:
I, um...

I had a party last year

with a dozen friends
and, uh, coworkers.

And they stayed the night?

No, I just thought
I'd mention them.

And, um, a neighbor of mine
had water damage,

and I let her stay
at my apartment

while I was out of town.

Uh, Julie Rayborn.

"Rayborn."

Oh, and, uh,
and a friend of mine,

um, stayed one night.

Um, Tully Nelson.

Okay, um, has Mr. McVeigh

met either Ms. Rayborn
or Mr. Nelson?

DIANE:
Uh, no, not to my knowledge.

Well, thanks for clarifying.
Uh, we should be

finished with
our work today.

No problem. Bye.

You're fine.

WARREN:
"Kill all lawyers."

That's been the anthem
for six months

of copycat killers
and assaulters.

Well, today
that ends.

That's great
to hear, Warren.

Three inches to the left,
I'd be dead.

I know, my God.
Uh, that's one of the reasons

Rahm wanted you
on this committee.
Mm.

And it's good
to see you too, Julius.

JULIUS:
Ha, thank you.

WARREN: The mayor has gathered
together the best people:

Republicans and Democrats,
a-a judge,

a journalist, a drama teacher,

all to decide how to spend
$10 million,

and finally address this problem
of lawyer killings.

Warren.
Yeah?

With no oversight?

None. Rahm believes you put the
best people in a room together,

and let them do their thing.

So don't be intimidated by the
other powerhouses in this room.

You've had experience
being a victim.

Share it. Use it.

Gentlemen,
I think some of you know

Adrian and Julius
from Reddick/Boseman.

And I think you know

His Honor, Trig Mullaney,
a recent Trump appointee.

And Ted Willoughby from
the Fox show, Ted and Friends?

Howdy. A fellow pundit.

WARREN:
And beloved drama teacher,

the top educator of 2018,
Neil Howard Sloan-Jacob.

♪ Good morning,
good morning ♪

♪ To you and
you and you. ♪
[coughs]

Anyway, I will let you all
get to it.

Uh...

Warren. Warren.

WARREN:
Yeah.

Um...

These are the powerhouses?

Yes, why?You don't think

they're lacking?

Adrian, that's a federal judge,

a top TV journalist
and an award-winning educator.

Oh, look, if this is
about partisanship...No. No, no.

You get me a smart Republican,
I'd be thrilled.

Warren.

I know these three.

They are functioning idiots.

Wow.

I never thought of you
as an elitist, Adrian.

Come on, man, I...But, you know,

if they are functioning idiots,
it should make your job easier.

Convince them.

All you need
is a majority.

Three votes to two.

You've got this.

[elevator chimes]

Lucca Quinn? Lucca Quinn.

WOMAN: I'll be with
you in a minute.Oh, my God.

Ma'am. Miss?

Excuse me.[baby crying]

Hi, um, my friend
is giving birth.

Lucca Quinn, you know where...She's right there.

Okay.FRANCESCA:
...calming music.

LUCCA: Jesus, God,
where is the epidural?

I got him, I got Colin.

How's he doing in D.C.?

Don't you dare take that.

All right.

Can you show Marissa
how to use a door?

Hello, Colin?
Where are you?

I'm headed to the airport,
what do you think...[horn honks]

Sir, sir, could you
go around, please?

This lane is not moving, sir.

Fuck! I'm out of town for 18 hours,

and that's when you choose
to go into motherfucking labor?

God, it's good to hear

someone swear other than me. This lane is moving.

Why would we be in this lane?
It makes...

Fucking hell!

Cocksucker!

Motherfucking cocksucker!

Fucking asshole!

Fucker! Fuck!Fucking, fucking cocksucking...

Fuck!...ass-licking, ball fondler!

[shouting continues]

GRACE: Thank you for letting us
come to you, Mr. McVeigh.

Ballistics asked to expedite
your background check.

They want to put you
to work fast. [chuckles]

So here we are.No problem.

Do you know

Maia Rindell?
Yes.

ANNABELLE:
Did you have any investment

in the Rindell Fund?

No, but I probably benefited
through community property.

[laughs softly]Understood.

Do you know
Julie Rayborn?

No.She's a neighbor

who stayed overnight here.

ANNABELLE: Do you
know Tully Nelson?

Yes.

Did you have
any contact with him

when he stayed here overnight?

No.

Do you know when
he stayed here?

No.

Was it more
than one night?

I don't know.

Does this apartment
have more than one bedroom?

No.

[inhales, exhales deeply]

LIZ: "Conspiracy
carries a life sentence.

"If you want my help,
leave a flower pot

"in your office window
and I'll meet you

at your parking space."

You don't know
who gave you this?

No.

Conspiracy to what?

I don't know.

This is sort of crazy.

It's-it's like someone's trying
to make you paranoid.

It has to be somebody
who can see my window.

Well, if it's not a prank.

We're too high up for anybody
to see us from the street.

Have you ever noticed two
people in the window there,

the two windows at the end?

They wear Trump masks.

What?

They dance, and h-have sex
wearing Trump masks.

[laughing]:
Are you sure?

[stammers]
No. I think that's

an insurance firm.

[phone ringing]

Diane Lockhart.

Um...

Can you, um, can you
ask me that again?

GRACE:
Yes, we were wondering

if you can drop by here
in an hour or so.

We have just one more question.

Um, sure. Can you
ask me on the phone?

Unfortunately, it's probably
better in person.

We can arrange it
at your convenience.

[quietly]:
I'll go as your lawyer.

Um, sure. When do
you want me?

GRACE:
Thank you so much

for coming in, Diane.

Certainly.
You're welcome.

This is Liz Reddick, my lawyer.

Hi.

You don't need a lawyer.

This isn't meant
to be adversarial.

Good. Then we
should be fast.

We really only have
one question for you, Diane.

It's something that came up
during our background check.

This friend who stayed
in your apartment, Tully Nelson?

We've discovered he's made
threats against the president.

Uh, what threats?

He's threatened
the president's life.

GRACE: We know you didn't have
anything to do with that, Diane,

but we wanted to give you
a chance to give us your take.

Uh, excuse me, uh,
let me just interrupt for a sec.

Is this a background check of
Kurt McVeigh, or Diane Lockhart?

ANNABELLE:
Mr. McVeigh's wife

slept with a man
who threatened the president,

she then invited that man
back to her apartment,

the apartment she shares
with her husband.

That impacts Mr. McVeigh's
background check.

Well, I'm glad this
isn't adversarial.

Where are you getting
your information?

Okay, well, you can submit
your questions in writing

and we will take a look at them.
Thank you so very much.

This is a subpoena,
Ms. Lockhart.

Are you fucking kidding me?

We'll need you to testify
at a grand jury hearing today

against Tully Nelson.

Just a background check, huh?

[elevator chimes]

We now know
conspiracy to what.

Assassination.

That carries
a life sentence.

[whispers]:
Let's not talk here.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

We have an opportunity here
to stop these killings.

The key is to be smart.

I have a proposal.

Can I just say first,
I think we're overreacting.

There are more people killed
by killer bees each year

than by gunfire.What? What?

What?
I know.
I was surprised, too.

A Global Newsstudy showed
that only 3,000 people

were killed by gunfire...

Now, that is not true.
That is not true.MULLANEY: It's scary

how many of these things you see
on the Internet that are faked.

You know, even, uh,
the lawyer hit-and-run.

That was done in a studio.JULIUS: No, it wasn't.

Roger Hill was killed by a car.

NEIL: Yeah, can I just
say something here?

Guns are not the answer.

I mean, last year,
we did Annie Get Your Gun

for the spring musical and we
replaced any reference to gun

with puppies.

And it worked just as well,
maybe even better.

Two curtain calls.

I just don't think
you need guns to have drama.

I agree.

Last six months,
three lawyers shot by gunfire.

All those guns have been
used in previous crimes.

All those guns
would've been subject

to an illegal
gun buyback program.

My proposal,
we use the $10 million

to buy back illegal guns.

So we pay the criminals?

No. We buy back
the illegal guns.

Why don't we use the money
for a great ad campaign?

"I heart lawyers,"
you know?

Something like that.That's fun.

With big, smiling
photos of lawyers

on billboards
and a jingle.

NEIL: Ooh, uh...
♪ I love lawyers ♪

♪ I love lawyers ♪

♪ They are... ♪
Uh, what rhymes with that?

Um...Foyers. Employers!

[stammers]
♪ I love lawyers ♪

♪ They're employers ♪Ah.

♪ Not just destroyers ♪

♪ They love everyone. ♪
[vocalizes]See, see,

I like that. It's not
negative like a buyback.

No, it's not. It's better.
Truth, liberty...

These clowns are
gonna outvote us.

Yeah. We need
to get to him.

I'll meet you
at the bar association.

MULLANEY:
[laughs] That's good.

That's fun, right?

[relaxing music playing]

Okay, good. I'll see you in ten.

Okay. Bye.

Thanks.Who was that?

My mom. She's on her way.FRANCESCA: Your mom.

Aw, she's here.LUCCA: Yes.

In town to help. Glory be.

Can someone turn off
that fucking music?!

I can't wait to meet her. We'll
have so much to talk about.

Agh! God!

Okay. Breathe.
Just breathe.

You can do this. Think
of something else.

Focus on something else.Like what?

Are you leaving?Am I what?

Francesca says you're leaving,
that you're moving to D.C.

What?!Mm-hmm. She was offered
a job by Obama's people.

Isn't that wonderful?

It's organizing for...
wait, what is it?

Action. I'm-I'm-I'm not sure
I'm going.

Well, yes you are.
You told Colin you were.

No. I said I was considering it.

When would you leave?

I don't know.

I-I don't know if I'm going.

Mr. Habercore was
very excited about it.

Okay, can we deal
with this later?!

♪ Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute, cute ♪

♪ Fuzzy, fuzzy, cute. ♪

WOMAN:
Were you followed?

No.Are you sure?

Yes.

Who are you?

Do you want my help?

Do I need your help?

They're out to put you
in prison, so you tell me.

Who's "they"?

You think all the problems
you've been having

are accidental?

Your investigator, now you.

It's all connected.

They know your firm's leading
the way on impeachment

and the pee-pee tape.

Trump's obsessed with
the pee-pee tape.

[person whistling]

So, what do I call you?

Deep Throat?

No, I don't do deep throat.

Just double penetration
and girl-on-girl.

You're a porn star?

Former. I direct now.

Oh, my God.

Look, dismiss me
if you want,

but Trump doesn't give a damn
about men in suits.

Mueller, Cohen, he eats them
for breakfast.

He cares about me.

He's terrified of me.

It's high school.

He's terrified of anyone
who's seen him in the nude.

Okay, so why do you need me?

Because I'm covered by
a nondisclosure agreement.

You're not.

So what do I need to do?

Follow the women.

I don't understand.

You want to
defend yourself,

you need to find their weakness.

It's the women,

the affairs, the prostitutes,
the love child.

Follow the women.

[car engine starts]

My car's this way.

A porn star told you
to "follow the women"?

I know.

I've spent the last
six months in a haze

of not knowing what was
crazy and what was not.

I still don't know.

Did this porn star tell you
why to follow the women?

So we'd have something
to use against them.

But he's not going after you.

He's going after Tully Nelson.

Lucca's at the hospital?

Yes. Two weeks early.

Is she okay?So far.

And you were served?

By the same prosecutor
who went after you.

What do you need?

You were there for me;
I'm here for you.

There may be something
between him and a woman.

Can you look into it?
[clears throat]

We're ready for you,
Ms. Lockhart.

Good. I think you
know Mr. Dipersia.

Yes. Hello.

Diane.

Hello, Tully.

Are you testifying?

Can we talk for a minute?

Look, I'm so sorry
about this.

This is the new America.

Fucking fascists.

Listen, did you
take the fifth?

No. I had nothing
to be ashamed of.Tully.

Look, we have to start
standing up to this bullshit,

not hiding behind
legal loopholes.

Ms. Lockhart.

All right,
here's the thing.

I waived attorney-client
privilege.

Oh, my God.

Everything I said
I am proud of.

It's either a joke
or I stand by it.

Now go give them hell,
gorgeous.

[sighs]

PATRICK:
Ms. Lockhart, hello.

Hello, Mr. Basehart.

We just have some questions
about your client, Tully Nelson.

He's already waived his right
to attorney-client privilege.

Yes.

So you're obliged to answer
my questions, is that not so?

Yes.

Did Mr. Nelson
on two occasions mention

wanting to assassinate
President Trump?

Yes.

He did? And did you not
think it was important

to report these threats
to the authorities?

No.
Why is that?

Well, for the same reason
I didn't report Johnny Depp

when he talked about
assassinating the president

during the, um, film festival
in Glastonbury.

It was a joke.

And how did you know
it was a joke?

Because Johnny Depp said it was.

No. Tully Nelson.

Oh, for the same reason.

I asked Tully if he was joking
and he said yes.

Okay. That makes sense.

Let me play a tape for you,
Ms. Lockhart.

TULLY:
You up?

DIANE:
Actually, yes.

Why the Beretta?

TULLY:
Ah, you know guns?

DIANE: This is not a gun.
It's a pistol.

And I know it's illegal

to modify the milsurp magazine
for a 92S.

Where did you get that?

That is a recording of you,
isn't it, Ms. Lockhart?

That is an illegal recording

of an attorney
consulting with her client.

In her bedroom?Excuse me,

but the location of that
recording is not relevant.

What is being discussed
here, Ms. Lockhart,

is a conspiracy to assassinate
the president.

That's why we
have a warrant.

It was a joke.

And you have no right
to use that.

If it was a joke, then why this?

DIANE: You are discussing
a crime with your lawyer.

TULLY: No, no, no.
I am discussing politics.

DIANE:
Violence is not politics.

TULLY:
Oh, really?

[bullets falling]

PATRICK:
Isn't that the sound

of you removing bullets
from Mr. Nelson's magazine?

And if you truly thought
he was joking,

then why would you
remove his bullets?

You taped us?
No, I...

You taped our conversation?

No, I-I didn't.

They have us talking.

They have our conversation
in my bedroom.

No, it wasn't me.

You've been bugged.

Check your phone.

It's your phone
or your apartment,

but it wasn't me.

[quietly]:
Let's go.

JAY:
Her name is Aubrey Klebahn.

She attended Iowa
Glidden-Ralston High School.

This is Basehart's
assistant.

She was working at Hooters
in D.C.

when Basehart hired her.

Yes. She was with him
in the grand jury room.

She worked with him for a year,
then she tried to leave,

but he gave her a raise
and moved her to Chicago.

Is he married?

Yes. Three kids.

Basehart goes home on weekends.

And where does Aubrey live?

In an apartment five blocks away
from Basehart.

Good, but we'll need
hard evidence.

I'm on it.

So, i-is this the plan?

Blackmailing him?

Yes. Why?

Well, it-it just seems
a little sleazy.

They're out to destroy us.

If ever there was a time for
situational ethics, it's now.

Where you going?

To buy a burner.

Thank you, Mr. McVeigh.

We just have
a few more questions

and we'll wrap up
your background check.

There a problem?No.

When there's more of us,
that's good news.

You don't have to talk
to us individually.

Has your wife ever made a
contribution to an organization

dedicated to the overthrow
of the U.S. Government?

No.

Phew, that's good to know.

Tell us about the gun
you gave to your wife.

Why?

ANNABELLE: We just want
to get a fuller picture.

Was it a Smith & Wesson 6-4?

Mr. McVeigh?

What's wrong?[sighs]

It wasn't illegal.

That's not our question.

I have no more
answers for you.

Sit back down, sir.

No. You want to give me a job,
give it to me.

You want to find out
about my wife, ask her.

Your wife is about
to be indicted.

[sighs]

I don't like to swear,

so, understand,
this is purely for emphasis.

Get the fuck out of our house.

No, I mean it.

Get the fuck out of our house.

[typing on cell phone]

I think we should talk.

I agree. Where are you?

I'm at the apartment.

I'm coming to you. No.

Wait there.
I'm coming to you.

All right, see you then.

President Trump, first of all,
how are you this morning?

See, we're told to
address President Trump

as often as possible.
He watches every day.

JANIE [on iPad]:
Mr. President,

if you're watching us
right now...

First of all, you're
looking really good, sir.

[laughs]

And I'm not just talking
about your border strategy.

Oh, yeah, she's
a real nympho.
Yeah?

They're trying to outvote
you, Howard. It's a...

It's Neil.

Neil.
Neil.

It's a trick.

But I like the billboard idea
and the singing.

♪ Uh-oh, you're
gonna get sued. ♪

Look, we vote together
on this buyback thing,

we can be out of here in time
for the 8:00 curtain.

WARREN: Adrian.Thanks.

ADRIAN: Uh, excuse me.
Good timing.

I think we've reached
a consensus.

Neil's voting with us.

Great, but Rahm thinks
you made a good point.

We need another smart
voice on the committee,

and particularly
a woman, so...

Keira.

She's NRA, Warren.

Yes, but she's smart.

Keira, this is Adrian.

Mr. Boseman,
how are you?

I heard about your
terrible time.

I'm glad I can help.

Is this Lucca's room?

It is.

I'm Francesca.

It is so good to meet you.

I was just wondering
whether your family

is from Tanzania or Nigeria.

I have no idea.

Well, I think we're gonna
become fast friends.

I just got back from
a luxury safari in Tanzania.

The nicest people.

Here she is!

Safe and sound.LETITIA: Hi.

Dr. Harper called
from Mendocino.

He asked me to step in.

I'm Dr. Coulson.

Oh. You're not
Lucca's mom?

No, that's me.

I don't think
I understand.

Put her out of
her misery, Mom.

Danny, we have someone
who needs visual evidence.

Hi. Danny Quinn.

Of course. [laughs]

Well, now I see the resemblance.

I mean, not that there needed
to be a resemblance.

So if I could interrupt.
We need fewer people in here.

I'm out of here.

Me, too.No, no, no, no, no, please.

MAIA: We have to go
to work anyway.

LUCCA [moaning]:
Fuck!

Okay. All right,
here we go, everybody.

One, two, three,
motherfucker!

MARISSA:
Cocksucker!

It's what they do in Australia,
and I don't like Australians.

It's a buyback program!
They have them everywhere.

Have you even been to Australia?
They all hate Trump.

What?!
They...

And ever since their
buyback program,

there have been twice as many
shooting deaths in Australia.ADRIAN: What?

Can I calm things down
by saying something here?

NEIL:
Please.

I share Adrian's concern
for these copycat murders.

He's a good man.
He has skin in the game.

But this isn't just about guns.

One lawyer was killed
in a hit-and-run,

another was supposedly hung...

Majority were shot.If I may finish.

We need to help lawyers
defend themselves.

That's the bottom line.

Now I liked your ad campaign,
especially the jingle. [laughs]

[chuckles]

But if we want to make a
difference, we need to spend

this money to arm
and train lawyers.

ADRIAN: Oh, my God.
Every time, it's more guns.

More guns.
No.

The answer is training
and arming lawyers.

This isn't about guns.
This is about self-protection.

Which is ten more million
dollars spent on guns.

I'd love to show you gentlemen
what I mean.

We trained a few people
last month.

[rock music plays]

[clears throat]

Now these are CZ Scorpions,

much more firepower than lawyers
would probably need.

Are those the instructors?Yes.

It was a very hot day,
so they had to make do.

Justifiable.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I also want to show you
this briefcase,

which opens to offer
a bulletproof shield.

Hey.Whoa, that is so clever.

Now just think of every lawyer
with one of these.

And this is a
Heckler & Koch MP5K...
Oh.

...all reasonably priced.
I'll check the chamber.

Unloaded.

Hmm. There you go.

[giggles]
Yeah, take it.

We're fucked.

I think we...

[whispering]:
Shh. Don't talk.

[classical music plays loudly]

I think I'm
being bugged.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[classical music playing softly]

Kurt.

They may ask you about
someone named Tully.

I need to tell you...No.

Actually, I do...No, you don't.

We're starting over.

LUCCA:
Epidural.

Epidural. Epidural.

Those are pretty words.

One word, love. Epidural.

One word.

Are you and Mom

intentionally not fighting
'cause of me?

No, we don't, we don't
fight anymore.

Why's that?

So, I hear that you
helped your brother.

That was a bad segue.

What are those two
scheming about?

So your son knocked
my daughter up?

Well, that's just
the way it happened.

Your daughter was just sitting
there with a little parasol.

[laughs]

Oh, they're not
getting married?

I know.

No, that was a question.Right.

They are not getting married,
but it's fine

because it's a different time.

Why is that?

Why is what? I don't
understand the question

because they don't need
to get married.

Why not?
You know what?

I think you are gunning
for a fight here,

and I am not sure
I understand why.

Because when I arrived...What? Yes.

...you asked me what I thought
of the movie Black Panther...

Oh, that was a good movie.
No, that is......which I haven't seen.

Have you seen Get Out?
You should.

You sang to me a
tribal Tanzanian song.

You're welcome. I'm a linguist.And your son,

who did get my
daughter pregnant...Yes. Mm-hmm.

...isn't here to see his son's
birth, so that's probably why.

Oh, well, your daughter, okay...Yes.

...is two weeks early, and my
son is racing here right now.

Yes, and you should have some
empathy and some compassion

for my daughter.You know what?

Let's just let our hair down.Okay, fine, that's just fine.

Go ahead, bitch,
go ahead.

What do you want to know?

PATRICK: Thanks for coming back,
Ms. Lockhart.

No problem. Fire away.

Appropriate words.

Do you have a Smith & Wesson
model 6-4?

I do, or rather, I did.

Good, so...

You did?
Where is it now?

One of the partners
at my firm was shot.

A few days later, I took

my Smith & Wesson to the police
to have it melted down.

Don't you want
to know why?

I wanted nothing more
to do with guns.

I saw what one did
to my partner...

Recently, did the
Democratic Committee

hire you as their law firm?

Attorney-client
privilege prevents me

from answering
that question.

Did the DNC decide against
hiring your firm

because of something you said?

Attorney-client privilege

prevents me from answering
your ridiculous question.

In meetings with the DNC,

did you argue for violently
overthrowing the government?

I have never argued

for the violent overthrow
of my government.

DIANE [on recording]: I'm just done

with being the adult in the room.

JULIUS: Okay, then take to the streets.

Man the barricades. Because if that's what you really think,

you've given up on law.

DIANE: You don't know.

I have a Smith & Wesson 6-4 in my desk,

and I'm this close
to taking to the streets.

PATRICK:
Is that your voice, ma'am?

I would like to consult
with my lawyer.

RUTH:
I was worried about that.

But, you know.

Uh, yeah, I know
what you're saying,

but don't worry about it.
I'll take care of that. Yeah.

LIZ:
Ruth.

Uh, I need a minute.
We'll talk in the car.

Give me a minute.

Can I talk to you?What's wrong?

I think you may have a mole.

Somebody has been
leaking the audiotape

of our impeachment pitch
to a prosecutor.

Why do you say that?

Diane Lockhart was just dragged
in front of a grand jury,

and they played
the tape to her.

Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something

that's gonna make you
angry for a second,

but I want you to remember:
keep your eye on the goal.

What goal?
November.

Taking back the House
and the Senate.

Ruth, what's-what's
gonna make me mad?

I gave the tape
to the prosecutor.

You gave the audiotape
to the prosecutor?

Your partner was making

some unsavory statements
about assassination

that were going to embarrass us.

So you gave them
an even worse tape?

Lower your voice.

We needed to show that we won't
stand for that kind of talk.

She was conspiring
with a client

to hide an
assassination attempt.

He was joking.Oh, yeah,

and how will that go over with
the press? Seriously? Joking?

Instead, the Democratic Party
looks heroic.

We heard dangerous
talk from a lawyer,

cut off all
of our contact,

and turned over everything
we knew to a prosecutor.

You fucked her.

No, we acted responsibly.
She fucked herself.

I'm sorry for
your friend, Liz,

but I want to win.

The Democrats need
to stop being such pussies.

We have to win.

Get the door.

Hey, hi, hello.
Hi, hi, hi.

Uh, Lucca Quinn's room?
Thank...

Where is the epidural?!

LETITIA: We need you to push.
That's why we curb the effect.

You-you-you motherfucker!

You bring,
you bring the drugs back!

You cocksucking asshole!

Ma!Colin, there you are.

How are you, dear?

Lucca's family's religious.
Did you know that?What?

Okay, stop, Ma.

I think he's the father.Lucca, hey.

Colin, they curb
the epidural.

Can you believe that?
They don't tell you that...What?

...in any motherfucking
class or book!It's all right.

DEIRDRE: What does it matter
if the baby is baptized?

If you don't
believe in God,

then what harm
can it do?

Because it's stupid!

Oh, as opposed to
dressing him

in an Ankara Dashiki,
and playing The Lion King.

That is culturally
appropriate.Hey, hey, hey, Mom!

All right, hey, stop!
Everybody out.

Please, out.
Ma, out.

You... Hi. Colin.
It's nice to finally meet you.

You have to leave now.
Thank you.

They want an
evangelical baptism.

Mom, that is just not true.

LUCCA: What do you mean
that's not true?

Yes, it's true.

You're not even religious.How do you know?

Can we focus here?

"Can we focus?"

Let's get 'em out of here.You're rude, too!

Maybe we aren't
gonna hear anything tonight.

How many hours
of labor so far?

14.Ai-yi-yi.

God, we are a depressed bunch.

Maybe we should
start drinking now.

Oh, here we go.

Some good news.

Lucca?MARISSA: No.

Bad news.

We were looking into Basehart
and his assistant, Aubrey.

The affair?JAY: Yeah.

We talked to
Aubrey's roommate.

Basehart didn't move her to
Chicago to carry on an affair.

He moved her to Chicago...

to break up one.

MARISSA: Apparently, the rumor
was Trump was sleeping with her.

[all groaning]

You know what?Oh, God.

Yep.

Basehart was being a good guy,

getting her out of D.C.
and away from the White House.

Damn, I don't know
what's worse--

having nothing to use
against him now,

or realizing
he's a good guy.

ADRIAN: Okay,
I'm cracking one open.

I think we need it.

[phone ringing]

[ringing continues]

MARISSA:
Want me to get it?

I...

Hello?

COLIN: Uh, Mr. Boseman, hi.
Colin Morrello.

Uh, Lucca wanted me
to call you

and tell you that...
we have a son.

[all cheering]

That is so good
to hear, Colin.

Hey, hey, we're all
here waiting.Yeah.

COLIN: Well, you guys can
go to sleep now.

Joseph Quinn-Morrello was born
at 1:15 a.m.

Six pounds, five ounces.

Looks like a cross between
Don King and Karl Marx.

[laughter]

Congratulations.

Congratulations, Colin.

All right, good news.

LIZ:
Yeah. Finally.

To Joseph Quinn-Morello,

born six pounds,
five ounces.

JULIUS:
Hear, hear.

May he make a change
for a better world.

God knows we need it.

Hear, hear.

Good thing nobody
showed up to our party.

We've got 20 cases
of these.

All right, let's get to it.
Come on.

He's beautiful.

I know.

Our parents are crazy.

No, your mom is crazy.

Well, your mom gives her
a run for the money.

[Joseph fussing]

[whispering]:
I don't think I'll like D.C.

Give it a year
and I bet you will.

[sighs]

We should go home.

Mm.

You know, a year ago...

we were looking out
at a blacked-out Chicago,

and I was depressed,
and you said to me

that the only constant
that we have is the law.

Yeah.

We're not a country
of men and women,

we're a country of laws.

Do you still believe that?

Yes.[laughs]

That took you a while.

[inhales, exhales deeply]

ADRIAN: It's been
a very odd year, Diane.

Yesterday, I read that
an undocumented

pregnant woman was
sent back to the country

where she was born.

There were death threats
against her there,

and within six months,
she was murdered.

It was the law to
deport her, but...

I mean, it wasn't...

Just.Exactly.

What does it matter if
we're a country of laws

if the laws aren't just?

So, what option do we have?

Placing justice
above the law.

Doesn't justice define the law?Mm-mm.

Conscience does.

It-it has to.
So, then,

it's okay to break the law?

If it offends
your conscience...

yeah.

I think I know
what I need to do.

What?

Lie.

Ted Willoughby is
on your committee.

Yes.

Can you give him a scoop?

Four to two,
the motion passes.

The "Help Lawyers
Defend Themselves" act.

Hey, good job.Yeah.

Well done.

Who will write the proposal?

I'd love to,
but I have school.

Court for me...You know, I have to
head to the gym, so...

Okay, I'll do it.

Yeah?
Great.Hey, great.

Thanks.
All right.

[chuckling]

[clears throat]

Seriously,
you want to?

Here's the thing
about that group.

Nobody took minutes.

Nobody will read
the proposal.

You can't.
Can you?

Sure I can.

No, no, this is not
a Hannity situation.

Michael Cohen is not
my attorney.

He's... he's-he's more
of a role model.

Yeah. Okay?

Hey, Ted.

Oh, hey, man.
Oh.
[chuckles]

Hey.
I gotta say, I think
it's real bullshit

the way they're
going after Trump

for this relationship
with this Hooters waitress.

I know. Ex-Hooters.

And it never even happened.

And I have evidence that
it never really happened.

Ooh, they just push you
out the door, don't they?

I'd rather be
at home anyway, Mom.

So, Colin, huh?

Well, that
sounds critical.

No, he just seems
a little more white bread

than your usual guys.

He's a good guy.
Yeah.

Who wasn't here
when you were in labor.

Mom, why are you
poisoning this?

Oh, look who's here.

[gasps]
Oh...

Yes.

[gasps]
Oh, beautiful.

I'm going to give you
some advice, Lucca.

Oh, this'll be fun.

It's the garage door test.

The garage...
Yes.

My mom gave it to me, and
I'm going to give it to you.

Now, if you want to know
if a relationship is working,

when you drive home from work
and you open the garage door,

are you happy when you see
his car parked there,

or are you disappointed?

I live in an apartment.Don't be contentious.

If you see his car parked on the
street, are you happy or sad?

Do you want to come home
and be alone or be with him?

Mama, I don't like coming home
and seeing anybody there, ever.

Well, then there's your answer.

What?

That I should be alone
for the rest of my life?

No. Wait until you're happy
to see someone's car.

[chuckles softly]

That is such Southern
Californian advice.

But it's not wrong.

Are you and dad
getting divorced?

I love you.

How you feeling?
You all right?

Yeah. I'm just tired.

Something my mom said.

What?Nothing.

Maia and Marissa called.

Said they wanted to
stop by the apartment,

see the baby.

Really?

I can try to
get rid of them fast.

No.

I want them here.

I just realized
I want them here.

Hi. I know we're not
supposed to bother you,

but we couldn't stay away.Ah!

I promise we'll go
really fast.

We just wanted to take
a peek at him.

Ah!

MAIA:
You're a dad. Oh.

Congratulations.COLIN: Thank you.

MARISSA:
Look at you.

Look how special.MAIA: He's so cute.

What I don't like
is how mainstream media

keeps pushing
these fake affair stories.

Oh, my gosh. Isn't it awful?Liz!

TED: Like this new one
about President Trump

and an ex-Hooters waitress.

Funny thing is I was just leaked a photo of this waitress

with what some people consider

her true lover.

What?
Yup.

This is Patrick Basehart,
a prosecutor in Chicago.

He even transported her
to be with him.

Look, I don't want to tell the president what to do,

but if I were him, I'd fire this prosecutor.

JILL: I know it's not
a good idea to judge

before we get all the facts,
but it's kind of disgusting...

What do you think?

I think he's going
to fire the prosecutor.

TED: Upsetting is the word
that I've always used.

Why isn't he stepping forward?

What are you doing?

Meeting her.Why?

This past month, I've been
feeling at peace and in control.

And I realized
that's not enough.

Why not?

Because people
are out to get me.

It's time to fight.

ADRIAN:
Ladies.

It's, uh, the staff meeting.

DIANE: We're on our way.LIZ: Okay.

ADRIAN:
Good afternoon, good afternoon.

TED: This just in
from The New York Times.

Tony Munde,
a Chicago freelance reporter,

was killed on the way to work
by an unknown gunman.

The note left on his body read, "Kill all reporters."

JILL:
Wow. Just like the lawyers.

JANIE: Lawyers have to be
heaving a sigh of relief.

TED: That's right.
Time will only tell

if this means that reporters
are now under assault.

President Trump just tweeted,
"Sad news.

"Mainstream media
needs to learn.

#TheStorm."

The storm. Uh, he's referring to something he commented on...

It was when President Trump

met with top military brass
back in June.

TRUMP: You guys know
what this represents.

REPORTER:
Tell us, sir.

TRUMP: Maybe it's the calm
before the storm.

REPORTER 2:
What storm, Mr. President?

TRUMP: You'll find out.

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