All language subtitles for The.Client.List.S02E09

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The Client List...

Kyle.
Hi.

Kyle just got out of jail.
How's that been going?

Um, he hasn't really
been staying at home.

Your staying here
is temporary.

And so is you
being a father to my kids.

Shelby, you free
for dinner tomorrow night?

Thought you'd never ask.

You never
take your shirt off in here.

You girls
couldn't handle it.

Let's see if he meets up
to the Selena standard.

Is it wrong
that I occasionally imagine

myself alone with Derek?

You're jealous.
Please.

She can't do this,
though.

♪ Oh, twist it

♪ shake it, shake it, shake it, baby ♪
You got the band back together?

Daddy played guitar?
Yeah. He was pretty good at it, too.

This is complicated.

I'm gonna earn my way
back into the house.

I mean, I can take them to school.
It's okay. We have a routine.

Do you let Evan take them?
Don't go there.

I have enough on my plate
with mom in rehab and...

What?

You missed a lot.
I slept with someone.

♪ if you think you need some money ♪

♪ well, honey,
that's just funny 'cause... ♪

Can you arch your back
just a bit more?

Sure. How's that?

Perfect.

♪ Go somewhere in the nation,
not in my house ♪

Yeah, the way
the light hits your hair

with that screen behind you,
it's angelic.

You know, when you said
you wanted something different,

I didn't think
you meant this.

Well, I feel like, uh,
Picasso with his mistress.

I can't believe
I never thought of this before.

Normally, I would do this
from a picture,

but I assume
no photographs here.

Oh, definitely not.

So, is this
just foreplay, or...

How you want to spend
the rest of the hour?

No, the whole hour -- it's
the best money I ever spent.

Okay, well...
you got 35 minutes left,

so knock yourself out.

♪ The Client List 2x08 ♪
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Original Air Date on May 5, 2013

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Whew, am I glad
this day is over.

Yeah.

What are you?
Rose from the Titanic?

Hey!
You know what, Selena?

He is an artist,
and I am his muse.

Yeah, I bet you really help get
his creative juices flowing.

So does this mean
we're back to business as usual?

You done repenting
your sins?

I don't think
I'll ever be done.

I have to make a living.

You're up early.

Well, I got 10 minutes
to get the kids for school.

You know, Riley cuts Travis'
sandwiches in the shape of --

Trains?

Yeah, got it.

You know, the trick is doing
that every day and not bailing.

It's all right. I got it.
I can clean up my own mess.

So you're really
gonna be a cop?

Well, somebody's got to keep
the bad guys off the streets.

Right, 'cause you're such
a good guy.

Hey.
I'm not late, am I?

Nope. Come on in.

Are the kids ready?

They're just brushing
their teeth.

They'll be out in a minute.
Okay, here are their lunches

and Travis' words
for his spelling test.

All right, I'll quiz him in
the car. I-I made their lunches.

Oh. Okay.
No peanut butter, right?

Honey-banana --
their favorite,

and I queued up
the goodbye song.

Good.
I'm gonna go get them.

I really appreciate
you letting me do this.

You know, Kyle, we, um,
still haven't talked about

what happened in therapy.

Yeah, and I-I'm not saying
that I have any right

or that it's even logical,
but...

the thought of you
with another man destroys me.

And --

Daddy! Daddy's here!

Whoo!
Yes!

Hi. Oh, you guys ready
for school?

Yeah.
Bye, babies.

Bye, mommy. Bye, mommy.
Bye.

I'm gonna beat you.

Last one there
is a rotten egg.

All right, buddy,

be only a few more minutes
till school starts.

You want to
run this play again?

Yep.
All right.

"Supermarket."

S-u-p-r...

Hey, come on.

You remember
what the reading tutor said.

You don't need to rush it.

I'll never
be able to do it!

Hey, don't say that.

Let me tell you a story
about your daddy.

When I first started high school,
I was a really fast runner,

but Coach Steff told me
that I didn't have

a strong enough arm
to play quarterback.

So you know what I did?

I practiced every day.

I went into the gym.
I lifted weights.

I got my muscles
big and strong.

And before you knew it, I was
throwing the ball way downfield.

And guess what.

You won the state championship.
Boom.

But I don't have
strong muscles like you, daddy.

But you got
something better than that.

You got a strong brain, and
that's what we're doing here.

We're working out your brain,
right?

So let's do this again.
"Supermarket."

S-u-p-e-r-m...

a-r-k-e-t?

Boom!
That's what I'm talking about.

You know what?
You get one of these.

What's that?

Coach Steff put one of those on my
helmet every time I threw a touchdown.

Come here.

You're gonna do great.

I'm proud of you.

Morning.

Morning, sunshine.
You certainly are glowing.

Well,
thank you, ma'am.

Think that
you could spread

a little bit of that warmth
my way?

Are you feeling okay?

I was just thinking.

Might be fun to go grab dinner
after work one day.

♪ So keep it coming,
keep it coming ♪

Okay.

The way that you protected me
from Carlyle,

that was really something,

and I never got to
thank you properly.

Well, that -- that's awfully
sweet of you, but thank you.

Just think about it.

A guy like you deserves to be
something more than...

fun buddies.

Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.

Yeah, baby!

Y'all are looking at
the proud owner

of a one-of-a-kind
vintage crocodile clutch.

Just outbid my online
purse nemesis, Clutch23.

Someone's
extra chipper today.

You got a problem
with that?

Okay,
retract the claws, ladies.

We open in 10 minutes,
and I have a few things

that I would like to talk
to y'all about.

It's not my client.

Unbelievable.

Hello, we are not open yet.
How can I help you?

Is this
15001 Primrose Avenue?

Yep. It says it
right there on the door.

Sorry, ma'am.
But you've been served.

Oh, my God.
Are these from Kyle?

Selena?
What?

You're married?

Huh?
Oh.

Whoa, wait. Wait. Wait.
You're married?

Selena.

You're married?
Maybe on paper,

but I haven't seen the guy
in like four years.

Uh, you know that "on paper"
is what makes it legal, right?

Legal, shmegal --
where's the closest Kinko's?

I'll have this divorce done
by lunch.

Yeah, not so fast.
We need some details.

Look, you.
I know that it's juicy.

But you have a client, so...

What?
Is this high school?

Pretty much.
Yeah, I mean, spill it. Who is this guy?

Uh, I met the guy five years ago
at a horse auction,

and, uh,
he won me a horse.

Oh, that's romantic.
Um, no.

Not when you got to
pay for it yourself.

Oh.
Yeah.

He told me he was
some big real-estate developer.

More like a big con man.

Guy didn't have
a dollar to his name.

Yeah, well, that's
a deal breaker for you.

Obviously.

And then, like,
two months later,

I catch him cheating on me
with the girl next door.

Literally...next door.

He's been living
in Fort Lauderdale ever since.

Okay? We good?
Can we get back to work now?

So you feel nothing
for this guy.

Oh. Oh,
I feel something all right,

like kicking his ass in front
of all these nice people,

but you're not worth
ruining a good pair of shoes.

Oh, I guess
you got the papers.

I was hoping to get here first,
give them to you myself.

Why? Hmm?
Why now, Joey?

I met someone,
and she's a really nice girl.

And I want to get married.
Again?

I thought you'd be happy for me
and for you.

It's the girl
I'm worried about.

I mean, what kind of con
did you pull on her, huh?

Hey, Selena,
we have customers coming in,

so why don't y'all
go knife each other elsewhere?

So, a nice girl, huh?

What the hell
is she doing with you?

Why is that
so hard to believe?

'Cause every syllable
out of your mouth is a lie.

That's not true.
Mm. My point exactly.

So, what? You want me just to --
just to sign the divorce papers?

That's it?
You make me sound so cheap.

Come on. It wasn't all that bad,
was it, Lena?

Don't.

What? This has nothing to do
with Tommy?

What about Tommy?

I ran into him last week.

Yeah, he was, uh...he was
commenting on my fancy Corvette

and complimenting me
on my Gucci.

You know, I should have known
that fathead would call you.

Well,
I don't want your cash.

No, but, um --
but there's one thing.

I want custody of Henry.

Hey.

Hey, man.
Uh, glad to see you're out.

You have no idea.

Lacey tells me
that you're bunking with Evan.

How's that going?

It's going.

Look, Dale...

You know how sorry I am
about everything.

And I am on a mission
to do right by everybody.

Yeah, so I hear.

I need a job.

You think you maybe have
anything at the trucking company

or the warehouse?

Man, I'll carry boxes.
I don't care.

Um...

Yeah,
I mean, I can try.

Thank you.

You know, I got a job for you.
Grab me my sticks.

Come on,
chop, chop. Let's go.

Is this your drum set
from high school?

Yes.

Is it?
Don't act so surprised.

They're in great shape, aren't they?
Wow. Yes.

Okay, well, this is why
I don't throw anything away.

Lacey makes fun of
"Storage Wars."

Those people know
what they're doing.

Wow.

God, you remember those days?
Oh, yeah.

Me and you --
the Ring Pops.

Right?
Oh, my God.

We had Lacey and Riley eating
out of the palm of our hands.

One, two, three, four.

Yeah, look at you!

You know, he doesn't give a crap
about Henry.

He hasn't seen him
in four years.

And now he wants custody?
I am the one that feeds him.

I am the one
that bathes him.

I'm the one that
loves him.

Selena, you never
even mentioned Henry,

not even a photograph.

I mean,
can you honestly picture

that irresponsible ass
mucking out his stall?

I mean,
it's -- it's like funny.

Oh. We're not talking
about a kid, are we?

You know what?
We might as well be, okay,

because that horse
is like my baby.

Ooh.

Mean, I love him just
as much as you love your kids.

Well...

Or, you know,
if your kids were like horses.

You know what I'm saying.

That rat bastard -- he's
trying to take him away from me.

Ha!
What did you see in that guy, anyway?

He reminded me of my father.
Don't ask.

Uh, no, we're asking.

Charming, funny...

A lying sack of...
You know what?

Were not doing this.
I'm not doing this.

Can he really
take Henry?

You know, I'm not --
I'm not sure.

I mean, I guess legally

he's entitled to
half of everything, right?

You know, Selena, you need a lawyer.
Are you kidding me?

Those guys charge
more than I do an hour.

Well,
we have to do something.

Okay, first of all, we don't
have to do anything. Okay?

I mean, I appreciate
your help and all,

but I'm not
one of your clients.

I can clean up my own shit...
And my horse's.

There you go.
Thank you so much.

Hi.
Hey.

Ooh, you brought me lunch?
Yes. Your favorite chicken sandwich.

Oh, and that
good potato salad.

Ooh.
What's in the envelope?

Just a flier advertising your
husband's rock-'n'-roll band.

Wow.

I can not believe
how official this all looks.

It's cool, right?
Oh, that is not going in the window.

Why not?

Kyle Parks on the guitar --
are you kidding me?

Pick a side, Dale,
and I better be on that side.

Hey. Look,
I'm on Evan's side.

It's just...You can't deny
that Kyle is trying.

Oh, why didn't he try and
be there for his wife and kids?

I mean,
you have no idea

what Riley had to do
to hold that family together.

What are you talking about?
I've been here the whole time.

I know exactly
what she's had to do.

Look, I don't approve
of what Kyle did -- not at all.

But it doesn't matter
what you and I think.

He's Travis and Katie's daddy.

And if he's happy,
that's good for the kids.

Oh, so that just earns him
a spot in your band?

Look,
we grew up with the guy.

It looked like
he needed a gig.

That's all this is --
a-a jump-start.

He is not the big football star
we all used to look up to, Dale.

You seriously want me
to kick him out of the band?

If you want that poster
in the window.

Wow.

You got to do some thinking.
I suggest you talk to Riley.

'Cause I don't think
I'm the problem here.

Are you saying
I'm the problem?

I'm taking
the good potato salad.

You just gave me
stress hunger.

When you graduate, you're
officially gonna be boots,

which means the only thing
lower than you is shit.

Now, apparently,
I drew the short straw,

and I'm stuck with this group
when you graduate,

so any mistakes
you're gonna make,

make them at your cadet party

'cause tomorrow you are all
officers of the law.

Any questions? Good.
See you all at graduation.

Sir, just wondering,

how do I fast-track
to homicide detective?

24 hours,
and this will be our home.

Pretty cool, huh?

I cannot believe
I made it.

Why? You earned it.

Yeah, I just --
I've done a lot of things,

but nothing's felt like me.

I mean, I played football
'cause my brother did,

did construction 'cause
my brother did.

This is the first time

I feel like I'm exactly
where I'm supposed to be.

So, it's just the job,
huh?

I thought you graduated
first in our class?

Don't worry, Henry.

I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you.

We're a team, buddy.

Just if Joey shows up,

do me a favor
and kick him in the nuts.

Yeah, about that.

Isn't he beautiful?
Yes, he is.

Yes, he is,
and he's my number-one man.

Yes, he is.
Well, as the other man in your life,

I'm kind of surprised
your ex-husband

never came up
in conversation.

Well, it's like I said.

It's just paperwork,
wasn't important.

Wasn't important to tell me
that you're married?

Well, why would it be?
We're not playing house, Derek.

We're fun buddies.

You know,
I keep saying that word.

Would you do me a favor?

Would you try and talk
some sense into her?

She seems to love you.

I do love you.

Don't I, Henry?

Hey.

It's late.
Is everything all right?

Yeah, it -- it's more than
all right, actually.

Can I come in?

Sure.

What is it?

I wanted to invite you
to something.

The Ring Pops.
Yeah.

I'm playing a gig with Dale on Sunday.
Wow, really?

I thought maybe
I could get my guitar.

Oh, sure.
I'll get it for you.

Uh, the train sandwiches,
by the way, were a big hit.

And Travis,
he did really well on his test.

Best score ever.
Yeah?

Well, you know, when he slows
down a little bit,

he doesn't mix the letters up
as much.

I think that tutor you got him
is -- is really helping.

Yeah, if we stay on him.
We can do that.

You know,
and I was also thinking --

I mean,
if it's all right with you --

I'd like to set up a schedule

for me to bring the kids
to school,

you know, now that I know
the goodbye dance.

Oh, they taught you that.
Oh, yeah.

They got that whole arm motion
down pretty good.

Yeah.

It's nice
to see you smile.

Look.
I know you're busy.

I don't know what you have going
on with work, but it'd be --

it'd be great
if you could come watch me play.

Are we in the free zone?
The what?

The place where I can safely say
what I feel without getting blasted.

Of course, always.

Good...'Cause I'm not on board
with this whole Kyle thing.

Okay.
You care to elaborate?

I mean, he's only been home
a couple of days,

and he's already
taking the kids to school

and playing
in Dale's band?

I don't trust him,
Riley.

Okay, I'm not asking you
to trust him, okay.

I'm not 100% either,

but I can promise you that
he is not gonna hurt us again.

You can't promise that.

You may not remember what
it was like when he walked out.

Oh, Lacey, I remember.
Do you?

'Cause you were
a complete mess.

It almost destroyed you,
Riley.

Yeah, but it didn't.

Travis and Katie
are the closest thing

that I have
to my own kids.

If he disappoints them --

Look. I have my doubts,
too, okay?

That's why
he's not staying here.

He's trying,
and I have to give him a chance

to try and make it right.

Well, I think that man used up
all his chances.

Okay, Lacey,
I've got to get to work.

Why don't you go find Kyle,
you know,

teach him
about the free zone?

Why does everybody want me
to be talking to someone else?

I mean, God, it's like I'm never
talking to the right person.

Lord.

Well, aren't you just a handsome
officer and a gentleman?

Come on. Turn around.
Let me get a better look at you.

Thanks so much
for altering this.

I'm so proud of you.
An officer of the law --

I mean, they don't just give
those badges to anybody.

Well,
I couldn't have done it

without
all you guys supporting me.

Hmm.

So, how are you doing with,
uh, Kyle being back?

That can't be easy.
You have no idea.

Yeah, well,
if it were me,

I would have kicked him
to the curb.

I hope that chair of yours
is real uncomfortable.

Yeah. It's got its lumps.
Good.

You know,
I miss you guys.

Feels like I'm always
training or studying.

Oh, well, I hope
you're having a little fun.

I mean,
you can't work every second.

I am --
I am having fun.

What is going on
with you?

Are --
are you seeing somebody?

Oh, my God. You are.

I'm not sure.
Ah, come on. Spill it.

I want her name.

Okay, well,
her name is Shelby.

But, you know, it's --
it's early, so we'll see.

Well, it's too bad that things
didn't work out with you --

Yeah, well, you know...
It's -- it's for the best.

I know.

I'm almost done
with my sketch.

Yeah, I can see that.

And then I'll paint it.

You really love your job, don't you?
Mm-hmm.

I actually have my first
gallery showing this weekend.

Your first showing,
Victor, that's...that's amazing.

Yeah. I'm excited.

You seem excited.
Okay, what's going on?

When I quit law, my parents
stopped speaking to me.

You know, my dad's a lawyer.
His dad's a lawyer.

They just couldn't accept that
I wanted something different.

The thing is, I --
I always imagined

my parents
at my first art opening.

Well,
did you invite them?

We haven't spoken
in two years.

Families aren't easy.

Sometimes,
they're downright disappointing.

Yeah.
You can say that again.

You know
what I've learned lately?

You still got to try.
You should call them.

Maybe.

I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to --

No. I love
that you want to help me.

I just want to finish
this sketch

if that's all right
with you.

Sure.

I'm gonna do this one
in acrylic.

You're not gonna
see my face, right?

I know the rules.

Do you mind if I break
one of my own rules?

I'm not gonna lie.
This isn't good.

He's entitled
to half your marital assets,

including your salary.
Okay.

What about Henry?

It says here he wants Henry
or half of his value,

which is 30 grand.

Wow,
that's a lot of money.

I mean, what is he?
Royalty?

He's off the track, so he's
related to a lot of fast horses.

Okay, so wait a minute.

If Joey's entitled
to half of Selena's assets,

what about half of Joey's?

He claims to be
a real-estate guy,

but hasn't made a dime
in years.

I could have told you that.

All right, so what if
I just, um, refuse to settle.

The guy's
savvier than that.

He applied
for a forensic audit.

What the hell is that?

Opening up all your books.
Joey could clean you out.

I don't got books, all right.

I mean,
just tax returns.

Yeah, and tips.

Since you're
an all-cash business,

anybody could see
that your returns don't add up.

The problem is his next move

is gonna be to look
at your employer's books,

see where
you're getting your cash.

My suggestion --
give him Henry.

I'll let you two
think about it.

- I'm here if you need me.
- Thank you.

Look, Selena,
we cannot let Joey

get his hands on the books
here at the Rub.

You know that, right?
He's bluffing.

No, not in this case.

He knows that you can't afford
all those handbags

and a Corvette
on that salary.

Look, he doesn't care
about Henry.

He'll sell him
five minutes after he gets him.

Then you're gonna have to find the
money somehow, because if you don't,

you, me, and this place --
we're going down.

Hey.

Hi.

Raspberry with powdered sugar --
your favorite.

And yours.
Yeah.

My mama
didn't raise me stupid.

Mm.

Mama, you're shaking.

It's not as bad
as it looks.

Really?
No. It's a bitch.

Yeah, you never were
a good liar.

You and me both.

When did life
get so hard, mama?

One day at a time, sweetheart,
just one day at time.

At least, that's what

these smartass counselors
around here say.

You know, if you ever want to
talk about this --

All we do around here
is talk.

Tell me about the kids,
and Lacey, Dale, Evan.

And Kyle.

And Kyle.

Uh, hey, Selena.
What are you doing?

You know, this isn't
good for business, right?

I mean,
he can't stay here.

Oh, calm down.
I wasn't planning on it.

That guy's just helping me
move Henry.

There's a stall opening up
in a day or two

at some secret location.
Uh, where is it?

Well, if I told you,
then it wouldn't be a secret.

So you're not
selling him?

Would you sell your kid?

I mean
if your kid was a horse.

Okay, you're gonna have to come up
with the money, plain and simple.

Look, I told you
I can handle it, all right.

I just need to find
this damn bridle.

Oh, good.
Here it is.

Thank God for these bags.
He's got a lot of gear.

Selena, is that a diaper bag?
Yeah.

Took me 12 hours, but I finally
wore down Clutch23 --

As if she needs a diaper bag.
And you do.

You can never have
too many bags.

Maybe you can.

I have an idea.

Okay, vintage clutch --
$800.

Ooh, uh,
Hermes h-belt -- $200.

Whoa, whoa.
Are you kidding me?

It's a fire sale.
We have to take what we can get.

I'd just like to point out

that we could be servicing
our customers.

Yes, but by helping Selena,
we're helping ourselves.

Now get back to work.

What's this worth?

Oh, uh, $400?
So 100 bucks an inch?

Ain't that how you charge?

If I was,
I'd be getting $1,000.

Uh, let's hold.

Wait, um, what?
Whoa. Wait.

Wait. Just don't.
No. No. No. Unh-unh.

No. Not this one.

What? I had this
when I lost my virginity.

Your virginity -- oh, so you've
had that since you were 15.

My Rub virginity.

Come on, it's sentimental.
Look, I get it.

It's hard.
But they're just possessions.

You said it yourself.

I mean, Henry's like
your baby, right?

Yes.

Okay, so then what's it gonna
be, Henry or the handbags?

Come on.
You can do this.

Yes!
I just sold my first purse.

Why you all
looking at me?

Hey.

You just missed Evan.

I'm not here for Evan.

We go one round or two?

If I went there,
you'd be K.O.'d in a minute.

Fair enough.

Look.
I'm glad you're here.

I -- if I'm gonna get clear
with Riley, I want to get clear

with you first, and you and I
haven't had a chance to --

Don't do that.
What?

Get in front of it
like that.

I am running
this free zone.

All right.

I'm ready.

What are you up to,
Kyle?

What do you mean?

I see
Riley warming up to you.

It makes me nervous.
And I don't blame you.

You're looking out for her,
and she's lucky to have you.

Damn straight.

But, Lacey, you have to
understand that I love her, too.

You know,
when you left...Do you --

do you have any idea
how hard it was to watch

my best friend
break down like that?

I am not proud of what I did,
but I am here now.

Yeah,
and Riley's doing great.

I just don't want to see
you ruin that.

One day at a time.

That's how I learned
to live my life in recovery,

and that's how I plan to

win back the love and trust
of my family,

and that includes you,
Lacey.

I'm keeping my eye on you.

You may be able to charm Dale,
but I'm not that easy.

I'm gonna be watching
your every move like a hawk,

even when you think
I'm not looking.

Okay.

Thought
you could use this.

Thanks.

To Henry?

Mm.

Look -- I know you think
this is, um, stupid,

you know, me being upset
about all this stuff, but...

It's history, you know.

Like, I-I don't know,
baseball cards or jockstraps

or whatever it is
you guys collect.

I get it.

You want to take your mind
off this for a bit?

Um...

You know, I don't --

I don't think I want to be
fun buddies anymore.

So what,
do you want to go steady?

Hell no.

Relationships
are nothing but trouble.

I mean,
look where this one got me --

six Louis Vuittons
and four...Guccis lighter.

What we had was awesome.

You don't get a medal
for being unhappy.

So that's Kyle --
after all this time.

Yeah, that's him --
up close and in the flesh.

I can see
why you fell for him.

Just promise me
you'll be careful.

I promise.
Liar.

All right, let's talk
about something important

like your wedding.
Oh.

Yes, girl,
let me see that rock.

I thought you'd never ask.

Georgia,
that is beautiful.

That was just about

the most romantic proposal
I've ever seen.

Hey, you know what?
Dale's was charming.

Yeah, if you like your face
plastered across the Jumbotron.

Yeah, go Astros!
Go Astros!

Hello?

Hey, Shelby. What's up?

Why, Evan Parks,
is this a booty call?

What? No.
This is not a booty call.

Really,
'cause it's past 10:00,

and it sounds like
you're at home,

which officially makes it
a booty call.

Listen, I'm about to be
a sworn officer of the law.

It would my duty to disclose
if this were a booty call,

which it definitely is not.

You talk too much.

If you want this,
you got to earn it.

That's why I was calling.

I wanted to take you out
again.

I think
that can be arranged.

Well played, by the way.

This was not a booty call.

You keep
telling yourself that.

Bye.

You coming to hear him play --
what's that about?

I'm just sitting here
with you two girls,

listening to some music.

Mm. Let's be honest.

This is not just about the music.
He's trying.

I know he is.

Yeah!

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Beautiful, beautiful.

I'm gonna go see my man.
Go see him.

Well, I'm really glad
you came.

You were great.
Thank you.

I felt like a kid again.
Yeah, me too.

Hey, do you remember that time
in mama's backyard

When we were playing

and you thought you were
Stevie Ray Vaughan?

Whoa, hold -- no. I've never
compared myself to Stevie.

Um, okay,
but your guitar solo was...

It was epic.
Yeah, I know.

I was gonna say
very long and unexpected.

You know who loved it?

Linette. Linette.

Yeah, well,
she had earplugs.

How's mama doing?

Harder than she thought,
but she's gonna get through it.

♪ Same bed but it feels
just a little bit bigger now ♪

Yeah, I was thinking about
maybe going to see her

if that would be okay.

Wow, that would --
that would be really sweet.

Thank you.

I have something for you.

♪ Just tear me down

Kyle, what is this?

Well, I got a few days
unloading trucks.

Dale gave me an advance.

Okay, this is --

It's not --
it's not much. I know.

I just --
That's not what I was gonna say.

Well,
before you say anything...

I just want you to know that
I'm gonna do whatever it takes.

♪ That I should have bought
you flowers ♪

♪ and held your hand

♪ should have gave you
all my hours ♪

May I have this dance?

♪ When I had the chance
yes.

♪ Take you to every party

♪ 'cause all you wanted to do
was dance ♪

♪ now my baby's dancing

♪ but she's dancing
with another man ♪

♪ although it hurts

♪ I'll be the first

♪ to say
that I was wro-o-o-o-ng ♪

♪ oh, I know
I'm probably much too late ♪

♪ to try and apologize
for my mistakes ♪

♪ but I just want you to know

So, I was thinking about

having some of my cadet buddies
over before graduation.

That's cute. You gonna do
each other's hair and makeup?

Yeah,
something like that.

Anyway,
it's gonna get crowded

and some of the guys
can get pretty rowdy.

I get it.

You don't want your cop buddies
hanging out with the brother

that was arrested on TV.

Do whatever you want.

I'm just telling you
what the plan is.

Yeah, well, looks like
I could use a new plan.

I was gonna get out of here
anyway.

Where are you gonna go?

I'll figure it out.

Is Riley
letting you back in?

Yeah, see,
that's none of your business.

I'm moving on.

Yeah, well,
I'm moving on, too.

I don't remember asking.

I thought
you were moving on.

Not the greeting I was expecting.
Sorry.

Just got rid of
an unwanted visitor.

Should I be jealous?

Definitely not.

Come on in.

You know,
if I didn't know any better,

I'd think
this was a booty call.

If it's the booty calling,
it's not a booty call.

Is that so?

Mm-hmm.

Well, as long as you'll
respect me in the morning.

It is the morning,

and the goal is to respect you
a little less.

♪ Lay me down
on sheets of cotton ♪

♪ whoa, whoa

♪ you make me feel like
I could fly ♪

♪ headlights on the bedpost,
we ain't stopping ♪

♪ 'cause Charlie ain't home

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

♪ ooh, ooh,
Charlie ain't home ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

♪ ooh, ooh,
Charlie ain't home ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Okay, um, black Prada Hobo...
♪ Charlie ain't home

...has that box
gone out yet?

Uh, it's right over here.
Why?

New owner's asking.
He just bought the Chloé bag,

so we'll put them both in the
same box and save on shipping.

Where is
the black hobo bag?

Selena.

Really?
Are we still doing this?

What? If these were your
Louboutins, you'd be crying.

Not if it meant
keeping my kids.

Now where's Derek?
I don't know.

Working the Derek magic.
We did it!

Wait,
we sold the last one?

Okay, all right, wait.
What was the total?

It comes to $12,142.53.

Yeah, we're still like...

$17,857.47 short.

It's not over.

There's only 12 grand here,
and I'm entitled to $30,000.

You ain't getting Henry.

Well, then you better
figure something else out

because
this is chump change.

I can't.

Do you want
this deal done or not?

Hey, you know what?

How do you feel about driving
a Corvette there, Joey?

Well, now we are negotiating.
I knew you still loved me.

You know what? You're gonna take
the money and the car

and you're gonna forget
about Henry.

Not so fast. Joey doesn't
disappear that easily.

Hmm.
Kind of like an STD.

I got that treated.
Ew.

My spidey sense tells me
if you're willing to part with

the car and the cash, well,
there's more you're hiding.

Extortion 101.

Yeah, the negotiations
have ended.

Negotiations end
when I say they have, doll face.

Right now,
I'm thinking that maybe my guy

should do a little
forensic accounting.

Maybe he can figure out
how you can afford a Corvette

and all those blingy bags
giving back massages.

You know what?
That reminds me.

I have to call
my client back.

You know, the one that just
happens to be best friends

with the district attorney
in Florida.

Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He might be interested in that,
um -- that real-estate scheme

you had going on in Daytona Beach.
He would be interested.

And, oh, he's got a good one in Delray, too.
Whoa, whoa, ladies.

There's, uh -- there's no reason
to roll around in the mud.

Aw, but that's
where the pigs live, Joey.

Well, usually,
I like to be kissed

after being bent over
a sofa.

You know what?
Um, there's one more thing.

I thought you might want this
for, uh, sentimental reasons.

Oh, that's too bad.

That was real high-quality
cubic zirconia.

Well, I'm gonna need
a ride home now.

Yeah.
You've got Henry.

Excuse me, Henry.

Hey.
What are you doing here?

I thought you were supposed to
be at your gallery opening.

I'm on my way there now,
but I wanted to thank you.

Uh, I think
I should be thanking you.

You know, I thought about
what you said

about my parents,
about family.

Did you call them?

I did.
And?

And they're meeting me
in 15 minutes.

Oh! That's so great.

Wait. Here.

Oh, my God.
It's just beautiful.

I had a good subject.

♪ You won't let go, but you
still keep on falling down ♪

♪ remember
how you save me now ♪

♪ from all of my wrongs

♪ yeah

♪ if there's love,
just feel it ♪

♪ and if there's life,
we'll see it ♪

♪ this is no time to be alone,
alone, yeah ♪

♪ I won't let you go

♪ oh, no

♪ if the sky is falling,
just take my hand and hold it ♪

♪ you don't have to be alone,
alone, yeah ♪

♪ I won't let you go

♪ won't let you go, no

You want some?
No, thanks.

So, last night,
you and Kyle --

that slow dance
nearly burned the place down.

Oh, boy. Free zone?

Free zone.

It was really great.

♪ I won't let you go

Look, I'm not
jumping into anything.

We have a long road
ahead of us, but...

Are you mad?

Of course, I'm not mad.
Okay.

I just
want you to be happy,

and I got your back
no matter what.

I'm just gonna have to take it
one day at a time.

Oh, you talked to Kyle,
didn't you?

I did,
and I know he's trying.

He just better try real hard is all.

All right, who wants
a big dog in a hot bun?

Come see the master.

- Gotcha!
- No, you didn't.

Hey, where's your girlfriend,
by the way?

Shelby, right?

What? Sorry.
Lacey tells me everything.

Girlfriend, huh?

I knew that glow couldn't
just be from the Academy.

Oh, no. She's from the academy,
all right.

♪ I won't let you go

How about those --
those hamburgers, huh?

I ll be
your burger bitch today,

but tomorrow you're grilling
your own burgers, all right.

You know what?
This is a good time.

Hey, let's raise a glass

for the newest member
of the Beaumont police force,

Officer Parks.

Hear, hear.
Yeah!

Criminals out there,
take heed.

Evan Parks
is a force to be reckoned with,

and he will hunt you down
like the dog that you are.

♪ I won't let you go

♪ no, I won't let

♪ I won't let you go

♪ won't let you go

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