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♪ ♪
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
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- Hey.
- Oh hi, Sam! Come on in!
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- I'm in the right place, right?
- Yep, this is it. (LAUGHS)
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- Can I put my bag here?
- Sure. Just on the chair.
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- That's good.
- Okay.
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I have, um...
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my sheet music and a tape.
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Beautiful. Why don't you
set it here for a second?
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- We're gonna...
- Okay.
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We're gonna sing something.
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I'd like you to sing.
Just a song you love.
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- Right off top? (NERVOUS LAUGH)
- Right off the top.
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Okay, like, um...
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Something you love. Can be anything.
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- Uh...
- Maybe a song you sang when you were a kid.
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L-like "Here Comes
Peter Cottontail" or...
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- (GROANS)
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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- Well, something you sang with your family?
- Hm...
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- Maybe a love song.
- (GROANS, SIGHS)
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Um...
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Okay...
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Um...
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- Well, I like this one.
- Okay.
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- Just right here?
- Right here. (LAUGHS)
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♪ I can only give you
love that lasts forever ♪
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♪ And a promise to be
near each time you call ♪
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♪ And the only heart I own ♪
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♪ For you and you alone ♪
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♪ That's all that's all ♪
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- So, you get the idea. (LAUGHS)
- No, no, no. Keep going.
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(SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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♪ I can only give you country walks ♪
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♪ In springtime ♪
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♪ And a hand to hold when
leaves begin to fall ♪
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♪ And a love whose burning light ♪
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♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ And there are those, I am sure ♪
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♪ Who have told you ♪
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♪ They would give you the world ♪
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♪ For a toy ♪
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♪ All I have are these arms ♪
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♪ To enfold you ♪
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♪ And the love time can never destroy ♪
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That's it. (SOFT LAUGH)
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That was lovely.
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Thanks.
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(EXHALES)
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And you've given me chills,
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just like you did the
first time I heard you sing.
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Oh, Sam, do you remember singing.
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"Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"
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- with your high school choir?
- Yeah.
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I remember thinking how rich
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and mature your sound was.
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(SIGHS)
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Really, very special
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for someone that age.
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(SNIFFLES)
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Oh, Sam.
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What song did you bring in?
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Oh, the smash hit "Ave
Maria" By Schubert.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Well, it's one of my favorites,
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and I much prefer the
Schubert over the Gounod,
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so there we go.
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Well, I'm supposed to sing it
for my friend's wedding but...
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- Oh.
- ... you know, I just...
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I can't really sing
that style of music, so.
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- Classical?
- Yeah. It's just my voice is so heavy,
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and every time I try to
sing it, I just can't...
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It's just sorta too light
and flighty or something.
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I don't know, I-I... So...
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We have our work cut
out for us. (LAUGHS)
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We'll get there.
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First, we start with the breath.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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That's perfect.
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Relax your knees a little bit,
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roll your shoulders. Okay.
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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- Hey.
- (SHUTS DOOR)
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Hey! How'd it go?
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You know, it was okay.
I mean, all we did
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was a little breathing
so far, but not bad.
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- Okay.
- BRAD: Hiya.
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Hi.
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Wow, what a nice surprise.
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- Yeah.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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- Knock 'em dead.
- Oh, thanks.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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- Oh, my God...
- That was SLS!
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- St. Louis Sushi.
- Yes!
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- Or shouldn't it be Sargent Loose Stools?
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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- Sir Liquid Shits.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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♪ ♪
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(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
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What about this? Does this have to go?
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Oh, it's all going.
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JOEL: Okay.
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- I'll handle this.
- Okay.
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- You want some help?
- No.
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(WOOD CLATTERING)
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- (SEAT SQUEAKS)
- Oh. (LAUGHS)
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Wouldn't it be so cool
if Fred rode this down the aisle?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God, I love that idea.
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W... Sorry, wh-who's Fred?
Who's getting married?
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- Oh, he's a friend of ours.
- Yeah, he's marrying Susan.
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Well... Oh. So, who's doing their decor?
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You know what? I didn't ask.
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Well, what about their colors?
You know what those are?
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- Uh, black? I don't know.
- That's not a color.
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- Can you put me in touch with him?
- Why?
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Trish Upon A Star can totally do this.
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I mean, I am ready to show them, like,
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10 different placemat settings right now
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- that will blow their minds.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
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- JOEL: Uh...
- And also, this will be really,
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really good for my portfolio.
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- Trish Upon A Star is an adorable name.
- TRICIA: Oh, thank you.
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But how is this the first
I'm hearing about this?
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- Yeah, how have I never heard about this?
- I totally told you, stop.
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- Well, I don't retain information, Tricia.
- I know, that's the problem.
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Sam, please. Please, please,
please, please, please, please,
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- I just...
- I'm begging. This is something I really,
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really need. I mean, I could
really... I could really use this.
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Tricia, this feels
like a really bad idea.
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Every time I try to
mix you with my friends,
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- it does not go well.
- That is not even true!
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- And then you blame me!
- You're so drama. Can you just not?
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- Please?
- It's a no from me.
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- Joel, back me up.
- Joel!
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Let's just have a meeting.
Let's just have a meeting.
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- Yes! When can I meet 'em?
- Why are you not backing me up?
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You wanna just gimme their
number? I can just text them.
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- I'm not giving you their number.
- TRICIA: Thank you, Joel!
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- (CLANK)
- Thank you, Joel.
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JOEL: Since when is
Tricia an event designer?
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- She's not. Joel, I'm trying to watch.
- (TV CHATTERING)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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God, her skirt is so short.
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Is she gonna sleep with him?
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- She shouldn't sleep with him.
- Joel, she already did last week,
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and he's very good at his job.
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(TV CONTINUES)
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You know what I was
thinking though, too?
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Like, do you think that
they want the ceremony
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to be kind of Jesusy?
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Joel, just ask 'em what they want.
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Okay.
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Just part of me is
like, what if they say,
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"Yeah, we do want a religious
ceremony," 'cause then I'm li...
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- (TV CLICKS OFF)
- (NERVOUS LAUGH)
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Sorry, am I being annoying?
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- (LAUGHS)
- No, I just paused it so we can talk.
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No, no. (CLEARS THROAT)
I'm done, let's watch TV.
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- Okay. You sure?
- Yeah.
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Because they're about to...
(WHISTLES SUGGESTIVELY)
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- Oh, they are?
- Yep.
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- Then, press play.
- (LAUGHS)
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- This was so boring until now.
- Now, it's good.
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Five stars for male nudity, finally.
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Roll over.
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- We have a winner.
- Oh, my God, I thought it was just gonna be a butt.
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(GIGGLING) This is
why we pay the premium.
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Is that what straight
people sex is like?
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If you're lucky.
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(CONTINUES EATING POPCORN)
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(MOANING ON TV)
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Right?
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- (PLAYING PIANO SCALE)
- (LIP TRILLING AND HUMMING)
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I don't know, I feel
like I'm forcing it.
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Here. Roll your head to the left.
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To the right. Like a lazy river.
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Roll...
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Roll...
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Now,
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breathe low from the diaphragm, and...
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- (PLAYS PIANO KEY)
- (TRILLS LIPS, SIGHS)
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You know, I-I can
(TRILLS) and I can (HUMS)
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but I just can't do
'em at the same time.
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Maybe we can try something
else, like the song or something.
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You can do this.
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- Let's take it lower and slower, okay?
- (SIGHS) Okay.
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(PLAYS PIANO KEY)
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(TRILLS, HUMS)
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- Get your breath.
- I can't sustain it.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- No, you can do this.
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- Again.
- (INHALES)
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- Nice deep breath.
- (TRILLS, HUMS)
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- (PLAYS PIANO NOTE)
- Engine lips.
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- (TRILLING)
- Like a car right after a tune-up.
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- Nice and smooth.
- (LAUGHS)
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(TRILLS, HUMS)
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That's good. Okay, now
let's go up the scale.
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(PLAYS HIGHER NOTE)
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- (PLAYING FULL SCALE)
- (TRILLING, HUMMING ALONG)
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That's it, Sam. There it is.
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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- (LAUGHS)
- No, it was much better than not so bad.
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Well, we still have
our work cut out for us,
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but I think I'm getting it.
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- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Why do you keep saying that?
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Well, because you said
that to me in high school.
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You said that I had a heavy voice,
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and we had our work cut out for us.
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Sam.
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You have a rich, full instrument,
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not a heavy voice.
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And everyone has to work hard,
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no matter what their gift is.
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You're here now.
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Let's start fresh.
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Okay.
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Fresh start.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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There's something to it.
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- (WIND CHIMES TINKLE)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
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- Oh.
- Uh, you look deep in thought.
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(LAUGHS) No, not really.
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Mind if I sit?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(JOEL TYPING)
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(SWING CREAKS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(WIND CHIMES CLINK)
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JOEL: Well, the bark
definitely looks oak,
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but the leaves do
look a little... maple.
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The map... I can only
tell by the leaves.
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The bark all looks the same to me.
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Oh. Later.
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- Bye.
- (DOOR SHUTS)
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey! How did it go?
- It was good.
246
00:11:44,073 --> 00:11:45,493
Good!
247
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,901
Had a little chat with SLS?
248
00:11:47,912 --> 00:11:50,863
- Oh, he was just talking to me.
- Okay.
249
00:11:50,985 --> 00:11:53,828
(BOTH LAUGH)
250
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,622
Joel, is that a boner?
251
00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:57,774
- No!
- (LAUGHS)
252
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:01,361
Joel, it looks like you have
yourself a boner on your hands.
253
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:04,040
I think it's just the pleats.
254
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,001
♪ ♪
255
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,922
(DOORBELL RINGS)
256
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:17,959
Hi! Thank you so much for coming over.
257
00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:20,812
Hiya, Tricia. I've
heard so much about you.
258
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,339
- I... Likewise.
- Now,
259
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,742
- this is Susan, and I'm Fred.
- TRICIA: Yes!
260
00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:27,844
- So, yeah, should we come in?
- TRICIA: Yes.
261
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:30,014
Oh, of course. Yes,
please come in. (GIGGLES)
262
00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,599
Oh, it smells great
in here. Oh, shoes off?
263
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:32,850
Oh, no, you're fine, you're fine.
264
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,225
So, now we're getting into
more of the, um, outdoor looks.
265
00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:38,773
This is depending on, you
know, where you land venue-wise,
266
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:39,899
- of course.
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:41,567
- This is...
- (GLASS CLINKING)
268
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:43,481
Oh, are you okay, Sam?
269
00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:44,967
- Oh yeah.
- TRICIA: Okay.
270
00:12:44,978 --> 00:12:47,299
- Just that, those are... Those are breakable.
- Okay. Sorry.
271
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,408
And this is one of
my personal favorites.
272
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,577
Um, I call it denim and diamonds.
273
00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:54,122
SUSAN: It's pretty! I like this plate.
274
00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:55,873
TRICIA: Girl. Same.
275
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,709
It is gorgeous, isn't it, honey?
276
00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:00,860
It's like... It's like a...
a napkin wearing a necklace.
277
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,738
- (ALL LAUGH)
- It's pretty exciting.
278
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,899
- FRED: I'll let you girls finish.
- TRICIA: Well, anyway,
279
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,133
so we could also do any
kind of customization...
280
00:13:07,144 --> 00:13:09,010
Hey, seriously, no
pressure with any of this.
281
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,723
- Tricia insisted, so...
- No, it's great.
282
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:14,340
And Susan seems into it.
You know, it's her call.
283
00:13:14,351 --> 00:13:16,885
Hey, how's the song coming?
284
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,311
- It's good. Good.
- Yeah?
285
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:19,899
- It's good. Good, yeah.
- Feeling it?
286
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,265
Yeah.
287
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,965
Feeling that monkey's butthole, too.
288
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,761
(GIGGLES) This one. She's got the eye.
289
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,514
Oh, you're so sweet. She is so sweet.
290
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,258
That's why I'm marrying her.
291
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,784
Well, I guess what I'll do is I'll, um,
292
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:34,036
I'll put together some options
for you, based on your budget,
293
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,830
and then you guys can talk it over,
294
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,395
and then get back to
me, and we go from there?
295
00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:39,709
Alright, Tricia, you're the best.
296
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,918
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
297
00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:42,403
Nice to meet you. I'll show you out.
298
00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:44,875
- See you, Sammy.
- Alright, bye.
299
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,634
(DOOR SHUTS)
300
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:52,220
Bet that was really, really
just frickin' fun for you.
301
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,098
- Just hilarious.
- What are... what are you talking about?
302
00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:56,697
Oh, I apologize if I happen
to take marriage seriously.
303
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:58,643
- Well, good because they do, too.
- (SCOFFS) Really?
304
00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:00,646
Tricia, if you don't wanna do
the wedding, just don't do it.
305
00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:02,706
Oh, my God, of course
I'm gonna do the wedding!
306
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,386
Jeez!
307
00:14:09,569 --> 00:14:11,070
SAM: You're coming with me.
308
00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,387
I'm gonna call you Honey Fluff.
309
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:17,997
♪ ♪
310
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:21,135
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
311
00:14:25,048 --> 00:14:27,425
(BOTH LAUGH)
312
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,229
Holy shit, look who's here.
313
00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:33,721
To what do I owe this honor?
314
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,876
Are office hours only for
students? I can call you later.
315
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:37,712
- Oh, no, no, no. Come on in.
- Okay.
316
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,465
I like you more than
most of the students.
317
00:14:39,476 --> 00:14:41,134
(BOTH LAUGH)
318
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:43,138
- Hey, uh, hold my calls!
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
319
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,892
I love saying that. I
don't have a secretary.
320
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,263
- So, what brings you in?
- Well, I, um...
321
00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:52,009
Ugh...
322
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,064
What is it? Come on, you can talk to me.
323
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:58,761
I haven't been back
to church since I left.
324
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,732
And, for me,
325
00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:04,262
a wedding is a holy ceremony.
326
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,431
And so, I'm kinda struggling
with what it's gonna mean to...
327
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:10,875
stand there before God,
328
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:14,117
for the first time since I lied.
329
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,764
You know what, Joel? You're
overthinking this, alright?
330
00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:18,474
This is not about you and God.
331
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,810
This is about me and
Susan, and me and you.
332
00:15:20,909 --> 00:15:23,521
Alls this means is that
you're important to me,
333
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:24,772
and I really want you there.
334
00:15:24,782 --> 00:15:27,483
- We can deal with God another time.
- (LAUGHS)
335
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,235
- You're absolutely right. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
336
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:31,904
- I really am sorry about that.
- Ah, don't worry about it.
337
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,988
Susan doesn't know if her
parents are gonna make it yet,
338
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,996
so I really just wanna make
this a great day for her,
339
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,624
and start our own traditions
with our own family.
340
00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:41,711
- Yeah.
- So you gonna come?
341
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,933
- I'm gonna be there!
- Are you sure, Joel?
342
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,220
- Oh yeah, up front!
- Oh, this is great.
343
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,210
- This is great. Great, great, great.
- (DRUMS TABLE)
344
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,880
TRICIA: We're here
to see Mary Jo Miller.
345
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,252
Don't know if we're still on that list,
346
00:15:50,263 --> 00:15:52,797
- or what that whole deal is.
- Just a sec.
347
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,742
Oh, they upgraded the candies.
348
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,880
Hey, Mary Jo's daughters are here.
349
00:15:58,265 --> 00:15:59,403
Hm?
350
00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:02,087
Okay.
351
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:05,970
Ms. Lindgren will be right with you.
352
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,034
Fuck.
353
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,777
TRICIA: So then, what
was done in between
354
00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,446
to help her calm down?
355
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,740
I mean, did someone
from staff step in, or,
356
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,950
- I mean, what does everybody...
- No, the second incident happened
357
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,912
immediately after, so we didn't
have a whole lot of time to step in.
358
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:23,748
Well, okay, so then... so then,
to me, that's not two incidents.
359
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,333
That's just, like, one incident
360
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,918
that's kinda stretched out or whatever.
361
00:16:26,928 --> 00:16:28,336
So, I don't think we
can really count that
362
00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:29,837
- as two incidents, so.
- That's fine.
363
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,306
- We can call it one incident.
- Fine.
364
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:33,516
But it's not just today.
365
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:37,021
This is a long line of
behavioral situations.
366
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:39,830
I had started to discuss
this with your dad.
367
00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:42,041
We aren't capable of
providing the level of care
368
00:16:42,052 --> 00:16:43,774
Mary Jo needs right now.
369
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,562
That could change with an
adjustment to her psych meds,
370
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,947
but we're not authorized
to make those changes.
371
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,491
Our recommendation is admitting her
372
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:54,370
to St. Michael's
Hospital in Wichita for,
373
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,630
you know, it could just be a few weeks.
374
00:16:56,799 --> 00:17:00,159
Uh, they take Medicare,
and she'll be in good hands.
375
00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:02,674
Wichita? What are you talking about?
376
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:05,413
This isn't an argument or a negotiation.
377
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,292
This is what needs to happen
for her to remain here.
378
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:10,461
If that's not an option for you,
379
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:13,673
we can assist your family in
trying to find another facility
380
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:16,509
that would accept Mary Jo, but...
381
00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:18,865
Yeah, but nobody's gonna take her.
382
00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:24,038
It-it's a lot, I know,
um, and I'm sorry.
383
00:17:24,182 --> 00:17:27,884
I know you were just
here to see your mom.
384
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:31,011
And I'm sorry she still
has you on the no-fly list.
385
00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:32,440
- S...
- Great.
386
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,574
It's okay. (LAUGHS)
387
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,777
- You know, let's just get outta here. Thank you.
- Okay.
388
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,696
TRICIA: Thanks. Um...
389
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:43,042
- SAM: Um...
- Sorry that she's...
390
00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:45,504
- I mean, we...
- Let's just go.
391
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,590
(TRICIA SIGHS, MUTTERS)
392
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:51,887
♪ ♪
393
00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:55,471
SAM: It's unbelievable.
Who does she think she is?
394
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,894
TRICIA: Selfish, I swear.
395
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,396
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
396
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,899
Want a drink?
397
00:18:13,521 --> 00:18:14,814
Yeah.
398
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,875
Yes, I do.
399
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,104
Well, lucky for you,
400
00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,974
I got a bottle of hot
Chardonnay in the back.
401
00:18:20,985 --> 00:18:22,820
(LAUGHS) No, you don't.
402
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:25,909
- Yes, you do.
- (LAUGHS)
403
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:32,552
Why do you have a wine
opener in your car?
404
00:18:32,848 --> 00:18:34,825
For shit like this.
405
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:37,048
(CORK SQUEAKING)
406
00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:39,756
- No cups?
- (MUTTERING) No.
407
00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:44,331
It's better from the bottle. Cheers.
408
00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:46,010
(SOFT LAUGH)
409
00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:49,922
Just get after it.
410
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:52,627
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
411
00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:54,521
There you go.
412
00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:56,291
You think we need to reach out to Dad?
413
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,931
Nah, let's not bother him.
She could be back before he is.
414
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:04,042
I'm about to go get myself some, too.
415
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:06,159
You girls have a good morning.
416
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:09,820
You, too.
417
00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:11,946
Great.
418
00:19:12,816 --> 00:19:14,725
Well, don't let her stop you.
419
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,604
(LAUGHS) Yeah, atta girl.
420
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,106
- (HONKS HORN)
- Yeah!
421
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,652
(BOTH LAUGHING)
422
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,239
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
423
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,282
- What's with the wood?
- Oh.
424
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:29,661
I was just out at the lake for a walk,
425
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:32,967
and I picked up some
driftwood for my students.
426
00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,596
What do they do with it?
427
00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:37,809
Nothing.
428
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:41,609
I make plaques for
all my kids who get...
429
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:45,239
- perfect attendance.
- Oh.
430
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,928
- What do you teach?
- Eighth grade social studies.
431
00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,107
(LAUGHS)
432
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:52,938
- That's so nice.
- (SIGHS)
433
00:19:53,868 --> 00:19:55,995
- It's fun.
- (SOFT LAUGH)
434
00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:04,529
Let's start off today by
really deepening the breath.
435
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,083
Okay. (GIGGLES)
436
00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:11,212
I'm gonna put one hand on
your chest. Is that okay?
437
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,851
- Yeah.
- Right here.
438
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,896
And the other hand here.
439
00:20:14,907 --> 00:20:16,215
- Okay?
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
440
00:20:16,226 --> 00:20:19,260
Now, close your eyes. Start slow.
441
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,118
- Try not to move this hand.
- Okay.
442
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,950
- We want the breath to come from the diaphragm.
- Okay, okay.
443
00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:27,888
- Nice deep inhale...
- (INHALES)
444
00:20:27,899 --> 00:20:31,194
- And (HISSING)...
- (HISSING)
445
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,482
Yeah, Sam. That's it.
446
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:35,999
In through the nose.
447
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:38,520
- (INHALES)
- Out through the mouth.
448
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:42,317
(HISSING)
449
00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:44,726
Yes. That's good, Sam. Okay.
450
00:20:44,737 --> 00:20:47,448
Just you and your breath. Deep.
451
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:51,055
(INHALES)
452
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:54,320
- Yeah.
- (HISSING)
453
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,936
- (WHISPERS): That's good.
- (STOPS HISSING)
454
00:21:02,947 --> 00:21:06,065
- Deeper now.
- (INHALES)
455
00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:09,288
- Oh, yes.
- (HISSING)
456
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:13,579
You got it now.
457
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:17,291
- (STOPS HISSING)
- (GIGGLES) Do you feel the difference?
458
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:19,919
- Yeah.
- Now, remember that feeling.
459
00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:21,712
- Isn't it wonderful?
- Yeah. (GIGGLES)
460
00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:24,016
Like the first time you fell in love.
461
00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:27,591
Okay.
462
00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:32,302
- Oh. Do you need a minute?
- Sure.
463
00:21:32,399 --> 00:21:36,278
(DEEP SIGH, SNIFFLES)
464
00:21:36,905 --> 00:21:38,689
(SIGHS)
465
00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:41,523
Okay, let's do it again.
466
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,536
- Okay.
- You have this.
467
00:21:44,431 --> 00:21:45,764
Nice deep one.
468
00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:48,309
- Push this hand out.
- (INHALES)
469
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,864
(SIGHS) I can't do it.
470
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:56,129
- I just can't do it. I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Sam.
471
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,643
(SIGHS) I think I wanna
go. I just wanna go.
472
00:22:03,007 --> 00:22:04,425
(TAPE RECORDER CLICKS)
473
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,594
(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
474
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:14,098
Sam? Sam? Are you okay?
475
00:22:14,108 --> 00:22:17,361
(QUIET TV CHATTER)
476
00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:25,349
(TEXT NOTIFICATION CHIMES)
477
00:22:30,854 --> 00:22:33,305
Who's Amy Sedaris?
478
00:22:33,316 --> 00:22:36,809
(PHONE DINGS REPEATEDLY)
479
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,331
(SCOFFS)
480
00:22:38,342 --> 00:22:39,969
Oh, my goodness, what?
481
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,438
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,197
(LAUGHING)
483
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,668
What?
484
00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:56,896
(KEYS JINGLE)
485
00:22:56,907 --> 00:22:58,783
- Hey.
- Hi.
486
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,538
JOEL: Let's go for a walk.
487
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,891
I don't feel like getting
steps right now, Joel.
488
00:23:05,902 --> 00:23:08,895
It's not a steps walk.
It's a nature walk.
489
00:23:08,906 --> 00:23:10,564
We'll see something beautiful.
490
00:23:10,575 --> 00:23:12,567
(SIGHS)
491
00:23:12,578 --> 00:23:14,663
I just wanna stare at the wall.
492
00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:17,176
If you go on a walk with me,
493
00:23:17,406 --> 00:23:21,035
we can go get some Cweamy Dweamy.
494
00:23:22,842 --> 00:23:24,469
Oh, my God, Joel.
495
00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:29,233
Your positivity's getting on my nerves.
496
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:33,606
♪ ♪
497
00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:37,024
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
498
00:23:39,443 --> 00:23:42,613
(RUSTLING)
499
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:47,368
Do you wanna talk about what happened?
500
00:23:47,411 --> 00:23:50,279
I don't know. Maybe.
501
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:53,426
- Just gimme a few years.
- (LAUGHS)
502
00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:56,232
- It can be a long walk.
- (SIGHING LAUGH)
503
00:23:57,719 --> 00:23:58,803
Hm!
504
00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:06,240
I don't know.
505
00:24:08,175 --> 00:24:09,962
I can... I don't
understand what happened.
506
00:24:09,973 --> 00:24:11,965
I mean, she just...
507
00:24:11,975 --> 00:24:13,824
(SIGHS)
508
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,193
We were just working on my breathing,
509
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,040
which is what we did every time...
510
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:20,228
But this time, she...
511
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,968
said, "I'm gonna put my hand here."
512
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:27,235
And she put one here, and...
513
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:32,241
she just told me to
breathe slow and deeper
514
00:24:32,252 --> 00:24:34,254
and deeper and...
515
00:24:35,382 --> 00:24:37,499
She was just...
516
00:24:37,761 --> 00:24:40,723
She was just so fucking,
like, patient or something.
517
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,452
And so, I kept going, and then she said,
518
00:24:43,463 --> 00:24:46,425
"Remember this feeling,"
and... Fuck! Here I go again.
519
00:24:46,941 --> 00:24:48,026
(SIGHS)
520
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:51,087
She said, "Remember this feeling.
521
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:53,392
It's like the first
time you fell in love."
522
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,322
(SIGHS)
523
00:24:57,776 --> 00:24:59,977
Well, that's a good feeling, right?
524
00:24:59,988 --> 00:25:01,448
I don't know.
525
00:25:03,195 --> 00:25:06,481
(SIGHS) I mean, I don't know.
526
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,991
- You've never been in love?
- (SIGHS)
527
00:25:13,787 --> 00:25:16,498
Now, why would I do
that to myself? (LAUGHS)
528
00:25:18,687 --> 00:25:22,389
- Well, do you wanna change that?
- (SCOFFS) No.
529
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,600
I'd rather just sit
around judging people
530
00:25:24,611 --> 00:25:28,522
that choose love and
lose. (LAUGHS, SNIFFLES)
531
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:30,584
Maybe we could join
a dating site together.
532
00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:33,511
- It could be fun. (LAUGHS)
- Oh, absolutely not. That's disgusting.
533
00:25:33,522 --> 00:25:34,650
No.
534
00:25:36,253 --> 00:25:38,726
Besides... (SIGHS)
535
00:25:38,876 --> 00:25:42,755
You're the only person I know
that would do anything for me.
536
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,044
Like...
537
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,278
(SIGHS)
538
00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:51,937
Like stand guard for me
on the side of the road
539
00:25:51,948 --> 00:25:54,844
- when I gotta take a tee-tee.
- Oh, my gosh!
540
00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:57,347
- Samantha Miller!
- (GIGGLES)
541
00:25:57,358 --> 00:25:59,309
(LAUGHS) Oh no!
542
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,016
- Wow, you're going a lot.
- (LAUGHS)
543
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:05,145
- You're the one that tells me to stay hydrated.
- (LAUGHS)
544
00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:07,151
You finally listen!
545
00:26:07,194 --> 00:26:09,019
(BOTH LAUGH)
546
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,521
(SIGHS) Sweet relief.
547
00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:12,441
You don't need to do any wipies?
548
00:26:12,476 --> 00:26:15,094
- Oh no. I'll just drip it dry.
- (GROANS)
549
00:26:15,224 --> 00:26:18,175
Have we, uh, have we
earned some ice cream yet?
550
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,844
- We've earned it!
- (SIGHS) Man, I could...
551
00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:23,013
I would kill for a little
scoop of Tweamy Dweamy.
552
00:26:23,023 --> 00:26:26,892
- Oh, you know I love my Tweamy Dweamies.
- I love my Tweamy Dweamies.
553
00:26:26,902 --> 00:26:30,479
(BOTH SINGING): ♪ Tweamy Dweamy... ♪
554
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,397
♪ Ah, ah ♪
555
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:33,691
(BOTH LAUGHING)
556
00:26:33,702 --> 00:26:36,361
♪ Tweamy dweamy ♪
557
00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:37,776
(BOTH LAUGHING)
558
00:26:37,787 --> 00:26:39,153
- SAM: Oh, my God.
- (LAUGHS)
559
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,782
Don't you ever repeat what
I said back there, alright?
560
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,035
- JOEL: Alright.
- SAM: I'll cut your dick off.
561
00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:46,080
- (GIGGLES)
- JOEL: You're tender.
562
00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:48,913
SAM: (LAUGHS) I'm doing the best I can.
563
00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:50,874
("YOU AND ME" BY PENNY
AND THE QUARTERS PLAYING)
564
00:26:50,884 --> 00:26:55,379
♪ You and me ♪
565
00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:57,103
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
566
00:26:57,114 --> 00:26:59,003
♪ But you and me ♪
567
00:26:59,014 --> 00:27:00,881
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
568
00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:04,187
♪ My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my ♪
569
00:27:04,304 --> 00:27:05,962
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
570
00:27:05,973 --> 00:27:07,840
♪ But you and me ♪
571
00:27:07,851 --> 00:27:09,885
♪ If the stars don't shine ♪
572
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,263
♪ If the moon won't rise ♪
573
00:27:12,274 --> 00:27:16,351
♪ If I never see the setting sun again ♪
574
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,860
♪ You won't hear me cry ♪
575
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,128
♪ This I testify ♪
576
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,797
♪ Please, believe me, boy ♪
577
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,883
♪ You know I wouldn't lie ♪
578
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:27,762
- ♪ As long as there is ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪
579
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,599
♪ Ohh... ♪
580
00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:33,875
♪ Nobody, baby, but you and me ♪
581
00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:36,461
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
582
00:27:36,471 --> 00:27:39,464
♪ My, my, my, my, my, my ♪
583
00:27:39,474 --> 00:27:43,844
♪ Nobody, baby, but you and me ♪
584
00:27:43,854 --> 00:27:45,929
♪ Do do do do do ♪
585
00:27:45,939 --> 00:27:48,140
♪ Woo ♪
586
00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:50,434
♪ Do do do do do ♪
587
00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:54,573
♪ Woo ♪
588
00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:56,481
♪ You... ♪
589
00:27:56,658 --> 00:27:59,244
♪ You and me, baby... ♪
590
00:27:59,893 --> 00:28:04,893
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