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WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,384 A SPECIAL I TAPED 3 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,179 ON ENTOMOLOGICAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR. 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:15,975 IT'S A LITTLE VISUAL AID FOR MY BIOLOGY TERM PAPER. 5 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,184 FOR OTHERS, IT IS ADVANTAGEOUS 6 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,436 ONLY FOR THE OFFSPRING, 7 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,105 WHO WILL ULTIMATELY BENEFIT FROM SELECTIVE PATERNITY. 8 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,232 WELL, HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHICH ONE SHE'S ATTRACTED TO? 9 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,484 THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,026 INSTINCT. 11 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,529 UNLIKE PEOPLE. 12 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,406 YOU MEAN PEOPLE DON'T FIND MATES BY INSTINCT? 13 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,742 MEANING THAT PEOPLE GO BY WHATEVER SUPERMODEL 14 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:37,037 THE MEDIA DECIDES TO BE THIS MONTH'S PERFECT HUMAN SPECIMEN. 15 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,873 MMM...I BEG TO DIFFER. I DON'T NEED 16 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,582 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT TO TELL ME DREW BARRYMORE IS HOT. 17 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,877 20th-CENTURY MEN ARE CONDITIONED TO WORSHIP WOMEN 18 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,253 WHO LOOK LIKE NUTRITIONALLY DEPRIVED HEROIN ADDICTS. 19 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,631 IN THE RENAISSANCE, THEY LIKED WOMEN WHO WERE HEFTY, 20 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,591 AND IN SOME CULTURES, THEY LIKE WOMEN WHO HAVE 21 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,719 BONES THROUGH THEIR NOSES AND PLATES IN THEIR MOUTHS. 22 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,220 IT'S JUST...THE WAY IT GOES, DAWSON. 23 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,722 MMM...YOU'RE REACHING. 24 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,600 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THERE IS SOME TRUTH 25 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,227 TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME 26 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,854 THAT PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT 27 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,480 DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 28 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,358 WITH WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO. 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,609 AM I RIGHT? 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,659 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA, DAWSON. 31 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,270 SO YOUR MOM'S JUDGING FOR THE WINDJAMMER DAYS? 32 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,522 YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA LET ME COVER IT FOR THE STATION. 33 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,733 WELL, SO WHAT ARE THESE WINDJAMMER DAYS? 34 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,111 IT'S THIS YEARLY EVENT THE YACHT CLUB HOLDS... 35 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,528 A LITTLE PAGEANT. 36 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,656 THEY TRY AND REEL IN THE LAST REMAINING TOURISTS 37 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,908 BEFORE THE TOWN REALLY SHUTS DOWN FOR THE SEASON. 38 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,409 IT'S A BLUE-BLOODED TRADITION WHICH 39 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,036 CELEBRATES THE GRAND ACHIEVEMENT 40 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,455 OF BEING BORN RICH, THE CULMINATION OF WHICH IS THIS 41 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,415 ASININE FORMAL DINNER HELD AT THE YACHT CLUB 42 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,209 WHERE SOME YOUNG NUBILE WHOSE DADDY OWNS THE BANK 43 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,045 IS CROWNED MISS WINDJAMMER. 44 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,171 IT'S THE MOST ARCHAIC DISPLAY OF AGEISM, RACISM, 45 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,424 AND SEXISM KNOWN TO MAN. 46 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,384 DO THEY HAVE A SWIMSUIT COMPETITION? 47 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,636 I DON'T THINK SO. 48 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,138 MAYBE I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS 49 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,098 WHO WARMS UP THE GIRLS BEFORE THEY GO ON STAGE. 50 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,474 IT'S NOT A PORNO, PACEY. 51 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,392 YOU KNOW...MY MOTHER 52 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,228 USED TO ENTER ME IN THESE DISGUSTING "LITTLE MISS" PAGEANTS 53 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,564 BEFORE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO PROTEST. 54 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,858 LET ME GUESS. YOU TWIRLED THE BATON. 55 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,192 MEANING? 56 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,362 NOTHING. YOU SHOULD ENTER. 57 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,196 YEAH. 58 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,740 NO, SERIOUSLY. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 59 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,950 I MEAN, NOBODY CAN DISPUTE THAT. 60 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,080 I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE YOU 61 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,581 STROLLING PAST THE JUDGES, FLASHING 62 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,375 THAT MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE OF YOURS. 63 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:31,086 WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT MY BATON-TWIRLING DAYS ARE OVER. 64 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,463 FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000 AND A TRIP TO NEW YORK. 65 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,966 WHY DON'T YOU ENTER, DAWSON? 66 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,843 I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOME INSPIRED IDEAS 67 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,011 ON HOW TO ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE. 68 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,637 THE WORLD PEACE IS EASY. 69 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,390 IT'S THE TAP DANCING PUMPS I THINK I'D HAVE TROUBLE WITH. 70 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,767 IT'S A SKILL. 71 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,728 HMM. 72 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,938 BACKHANDED INSULTS DISGUISED AS COMPLIMENTS. 73 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,066 IT'S REALLY A NOVEL APPROACH 74 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,568 TO WINNING BACK A WOMAN'S AFFECTIONS. 75 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,861 I FIGURED I'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 76 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,196 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE. 77 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,531 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OVER IT, MAN? SHE HAS. 78 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,283 I THINK I HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT. I JUST... 79 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,911 I DON'T KNOW. WINNING HER BACK 80 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,705 HAS EVOLVED INTO SOME SORT OF BIZARRE HOBBY. 81 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,338 SLOW, HUH? 82 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,925 AS THE TOURISTS GO, SO DO THE TIPS. 83 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,176 THAT BAD? 84 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,260 I'LL PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY-- 85 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,430 HIGHER EDUCATION FOR ME WILL BE NO FURTHER AWAY 86 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,183 THAN CAPESIDE COMMUNITY VOCATIONAL INSTITUTE. 87 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,726 YOU'RE SMART. YOU CAN GET A SCHOLARSHIP. 88 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,811 YEAH, BUT I CAN'T BANK ON A FULL ONE. 89 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,690 LOOK, JOEY... 90 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,776 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT THE PROVERBIAL WEDGE 91 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,903 WE SO FONDLY REFER TO AS DAWSON LEERY 92 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,362 IS NO LONGER BETWEEN US, 93 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,698 WE COULD ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS. 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,410 I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S A BIZARRE CONCEPT. 95 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,370 BUT WE MIGHT FIND THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING MORE 96 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,705 IN COMMON THAN JUST THE BOY NEXT DOOR. 97 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,667 OK. 98 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,627 OR NOT. 99 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,884 WE DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE... 100 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,469 WASH EACH OTHER'S HAIR OR... 101 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,471 DO EACH OTHER'S NAILS, DO WE? 102 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,232 PACEY. 103 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,192 I CAN'T FIND MY PEN. 104 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,403 THANKS. 105 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,823 YOU OK? OH, YEAH. 106 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,408 JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE MORNING WITH MY FATHER TELLING ME 107 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,744 WHAT A SCHOLASTICALLY INEPT, ATHLETICALLY CHALLENGED, 108 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,288 UNDERACHIEVING LOSER I AM. I'M FINE. 109 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,831 HE SAID THAT? 110 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,332 YEAH. FIRST HE STARTS IN ON THE FAILING-BIOLOGY THING, 111 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,419 THEN HE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE SKIPPING-SCHOOL- TO-DO-PROVIDENCE THING. 112 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,546 HE FORGOT THE STEALING-HIS-CAR THING. 113 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,300 BORROWING, STEALING-- LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE I KILLED ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT? 114 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,926 AND IF I HAVE TO HEAR THE WORDS, 115 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,428 "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOUG?" ONE MORE TIME, 116 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,055 MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE. 117 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,308 WELL, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CRASH AT MY HOUSE FOR A FEW. 118 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:50,892 THANKS, BUT I WAS THINKING 119 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,312 OF SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT. 120 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:55,022 PACEY, FORGET ABOUT IT. 121 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,274 YOUR FATHER'S NEVER GONNA LET YOU MOVE OUT OF HIS HOUSE. 122 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,901 HE TOLD ME AS SOON AS I WANT TO BECOME AN EMANCIPATED MINOR, 123 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,528 I SHOULD JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HE NEEDS TO SIGN. 124 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:04,281 CHECK THIS OUT. 125 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:07,326 FIRST AND LAST, 250 A MONTH. 126 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,911 THAT'S MILL STREET. CAPESIDE'S ONLY OFFICIAL TENEMENT. 127 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,205 YEAH, WELL, IT BEATS 128 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,290 THE WITTER FAMILY HOUSE OF HORRORS, DOESN'T IT? 129 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,582 HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THIS... 130 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,375 ROACH-INFESTED BACHELOR PAD? 131 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,295 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ISN'T IT? 132 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,588 WITH MY VIDEO STORE WAGE, 133 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,133 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A 2-MAN TENT. 134 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,968 YOU DON'T NEED AN ASSISTANT 135 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,761 FOR THAT BEAUTY PAGEANT THING, DO YOU? 136 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,889 I'M NOT EVEN GETTING PAID. 137 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,682 THE ONLY PERSON MAKING ANY MONEY OFF THIS 138 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,642 IS LITTLE MISS WINDJAMMER HERSELF. 139 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,728 MAYBE I'LL JUST TOSS MY TIARA INTO THE RING. 140 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,813 YOU KNOW, A $5,000 AWARD... 141 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,607 THAT'D GET ME INTO ONE OF THOSE EXECUTIVE BACHELOR PADS DOWNTOWN. 142 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,026 YEAH, EXCEPT I'M AFRAID 143 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,611 YOUR GOD-GIVEN ABILITY TO RELIEVE YOURSELF STANDING UP 144 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,738 HAS RENDERED YOU INELIGIBLE. 145 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,447 YEAH. ONCE AGAIN, 146 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,450 SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION REARS ITS UGLY HEAD. 147 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,537 WOULDN'T THAT JUST PISS MY DAD OFF? 148 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,997 YOU KNOW, JOEY, YOU'RE ONE 149 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,083 OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THE SCHOOL. 150 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,542 I DON'T GET IT. WHY IS IT 151 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,169 THAT EVERY TIME I GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT, 152 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,420 YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M TRYING TO HIT ON YOU? 153 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,464 I DON'T KNOW. I... 154 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,093 I GUESS IT'S JUST 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL 155 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,677 A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S ALL. 156 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,346 WHY? 157 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:12,266 I KNOW I'M NOT PRETTY. 158 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,892 STOP IT. 159 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,561 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, JOEY, BUT... 160 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,688 WHEN I WAS DATING DAWSON, I WAS PETRIFIED 161 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,399 THAT ANY DAY HE'D TAKE THE BLINDERS OFF 162 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,816 AND REALIZE HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE. 163 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,860 YEAH, RIGHT. 164 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,321 WHEN GUYS LOOK AT YOU, THEY THINK, "WOW, WHAT A BABE." 165 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,781 AND WHEN THEY LOOK AT ME, THEY THINK, 166 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,574 "HMM, GEE, SHE'S REALLY TALL." 167 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,743 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD ENTER 168 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,870 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 169 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,705 WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON? 170 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,665 COME ON, I'M SERIOUS. LOOK, I'LL COACH YOU. 171 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,168 YOU CAN EASILY TAKE THAT EVENING GOWN COMPETITION, 172 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,380 AND THE SCHOLASTIC-- THE ACADEMIC PART--THAT'D BE A SLAM-DUNK FOR YOU, JOEY. 173 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,756 LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD ON THIS 174 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,008 LET'S-BE-FRIENDS FEMALE BONDING THING, OK, JEN? 175 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,761 JOEY, COME ON, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY FIND THAT WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER. 176 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,929 I WOULDN'T DEGRADE MYSELF. 177 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:55,309 ONE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, $5,000, JOEY. 178 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:58,061 I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY RESPECTABLE COLLEGE NEST EGG, 179 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,729 DON'T YOU THINK? 180 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,412 COME ON, MISS AMERICA. 181 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:17,164 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE 182 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,249 I'M ABOUT TO SET THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT BACK 20 YEARS? 183 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,335 YEAH, WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I'D START PULLING OUT 184 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,877 THOSE IVY LEAGUE APPLICATIONS. 185 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,838 THE COMPETITION DOES NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH. 186 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,506 THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! 187 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,091 I ASSURE YOU, MR. WITTER, 188 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,427 THERE IS NOTHING IN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION 189 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,179 THAT SAYS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENTER THIS PAGEANT. 190 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,514 THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR RULE BOOK THAT SAYS I CAN'T, HUH? 191 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,723 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING, JACK. 192 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,100 TAKE A LOOK. I'M TELLING YOU-- 193 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,852 THIS IS THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 194 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,812 IF YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TOWARDS CROSS-DRESSING... 195 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,605 SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? 196 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,441 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. PACEY IS TRYING TO ENTER 197 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,900 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT? 198 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,152 WHY NOT? 199 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,196 LAST YEAR, ASHLEE ELLIOTT SUCCESSFULLY SUED 200 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,905 TO JOIN THE BOYS' FOOTBALL TEAM. 201 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,533 I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MORE INTREPID THINGS PACEY'S EVER DONE. 202 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,410 HE'S BLOWING THE GENDER GAP WIDE OPEN. 203 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,329 WELL, I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU, 204 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,538 DAN RATHER. 205 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,457 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 206 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,126 BEFORE, THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LITTLE MENTION ON THE 11:00 NEWS. 207 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,920 NOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT AT A FEATURE STORY. 208 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,382 SO, I SEE YOU DECIDED TO ENTER AFTER ALL. 209 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,426 NO. NO, I'M...JUST HERE AS A COACH. 210 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,054 WHO ARE YOU COACHING? 211 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,680 LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, OK? 212 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,764 I'M GONNA GO WATCH PACEY 213 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,807 MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF. 214 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,353 HA HA! VERY FUNNY! 215 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,189 WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS... 216 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,566 DOING SOME KIND OF EXPOSÉ FOR THE PAPER? 217 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,694 GET OUT. 218 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,321 JOEY POTTER ENTERING A BEAUTY PAGEANT? 219 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,739 THIS IS CLASSIC! 220 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,115 OH, I SEE. 221 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,159 YOU THINK I'M SUCH A BARKING CAR-CHASER 222 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,245 THAT A "D" STUDENT WITH A JULIUS CAESAR HAIRCUT 223 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,497 HAS A BETTER SHOT THAN ME? THANKS A LOT. 224 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,873 JOEY, NO. IT'S JUST-- 225 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,875 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE THINGS. 226 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,421 IT'S JUST IT'S SO NOT YOU. 227 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,130 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 228 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,049 BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D MAKE ME FEEL 229 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,675 LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN I ALREADY AM. 230 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,177 YOU CAN BELIEVE ME, DAWSON, 231 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,179 NOBODY'S LAUGHING HARDER ABOUT THIS THAN I AM, 232 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,433 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN $5,000, 233 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,852 NO MATTER HOW SLIM OR HUMILIATING OR LUDICROUS MY CHANCES ARE, 234 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,146 THE MONEY HAS TO TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER EVERYTHING, 235 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,523 INCLUDING MY PRIDE, SO... 236 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,275 JOEY, I'M SORRY. 237 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,527 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I MEAN... 238 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,529 IT--IT KIND OF CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE. 239 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,696 YOU GOTTA ADMIT-- 240 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,073 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD 241 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,492 YOU FIND MY PATHETIC LIFE SO AMUSING, DAWSON. 242 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,827 JOEY, COME ON. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 243 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,247 I'D NEVER LAUGH AT YOU. 244 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,458 YOU JUST DID, DAWSON. 245 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,936 IT'S HANNAH! 246 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,151 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU! 247 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,777 I'M GONNA GO SIT DOWN, OK? 248 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,116 WELL, IF IT ISN'T HANNAH VON WENNING 249 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,867 OF THE BAR HARBOR VON WENNINGS. 250 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,579 PACEY WITTER. LET ME GUESS. 251 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,789 YOU'RE HERE WASHING DISHES 252 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,583 FOR THE REMEDIAL WORK-STUDY PROGRAM 253 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,751 FOR CAPESIDE'SUNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH-- 254 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,254 THAT'S SO COMPASSIONATE OF YOU, HANNAH. 255 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,256 SO HOW'S THE SWISS BOARDING SCHOOL? 256 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,259 IT'S IN CONNECTICUT, YOU MORON. 257 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,844 WAIT. 258 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,388 YOU'RE THE GUY ENTERING THIS CONTEST? 259 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,056 IT FIGURES. 260 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,519 CLASS CLOWN OF CAPESIDE HIGH. 261 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,061 YOU KNOW, I NEVER FIGURED YOU 262 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,647 FOR A PRE-OP TRANSSEXUAL, 263 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,357 BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 264 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,108 EVENING GOWNS... HIGH HEELS... 265 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,861 I ASSURE YOU THAT MY SEXUALITY IS INTACT, OK? 266 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,321 I'M NOT THE ONE TAKING GROUP SHOWERS 267 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,156 AT AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL. 268 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,824 BUT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, I-- 269 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,117 WELCOME, LADIES. 270 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,827 UH, AHEM! 271 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,663 AND GENTLEMAN. 272 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,414 THANK YOU. 273 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,291 I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE ORIENTATION 274 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:52,253 FOR THE 35th ANNUAL MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 275 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,130 THE RULES FOR THE PAGEANT 276 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,757 ARE LISTED CLEARLY IN YOUR HANDBOOKS... 277 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,093 WHICH WILL BE COMPLETELY REVISED 278 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,012 NEXT YEAR. 279 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,889 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT OFFERS... 280 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:06,184 SO, PACEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR THE TALENT COMPETITION, 281 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,354 RECITE THE ALPHABET? JACK A CAR? 282 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,980 YOU KNOW, LADIES, 283 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,692 I SAY WE VOTE HANNAH MISS CONGENIALITY. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 284 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,860 YOU'RE SUCH A BUFFOON. 285 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,736 ...TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL IT HAS TO OFFER. 286 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,448 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 287 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,242 HAVE FUN. 288 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,169 JOEY, WALKING IN HEELS IS PROBABLY THE HARDEST PART. 289 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,462 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 290 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,356 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 291 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,358 UH, WELL, I MEAN, POISE AND GRACE 292 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,984 ARE REALLY IMPORTANT TO THE JUDGES, 293 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,612 AND CONSIDERING YOUR HEIGHT-- 294 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,154 NO, I MEAN... 295 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,573 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 296 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,824 I MEAN, THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN A FIRST-CLASS BITCH 297 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,285 TO YOU SINCE THE DAY YOU GOT HERE 298 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,120 IS PRETTY MUCH PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. 299 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,163 IN NEW YORK, I DIDN'T EXACTLY HANG OUT 300 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,416 WITH A LOT OF OTHER GIRLS, OK? 301 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,128 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD CLOSE GIRLFRIENDS... 302 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,213 AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, NEITHER HAVE YOU. 303 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,090 I DON'T KNOW. DON'T YOU EVER FEEL 304 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,675 LIKE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING? 305 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,427 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HANG OUT 306 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,053 WITH THE CAPESIDE PEP SQUAD? 307 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,764 I MEAN... ASSOCIATING WITH ME 308 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,599 WON'T EXACTLY SEND YOUR POPULARITY POINTS 309 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,350 SOARING UP THE SOCIAL RICHTER SCALE. 310 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436 YEAH, FOR THE SAME REASON YOU DON'T, ALL RIGHT? 311 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,314 'CAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF MENTALLY ARRESTED AIRHEADS. 312 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,316 YOU KNOW, YOUR PERCEPTION OF ME IS ALMOST 313 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,318 AS MISGUIDED AS YOUR PERCEPTION OF YOURSELF. 314 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,069 IF YOU WANT TO WIN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK 315 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,572 ON THE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUE, BUT FIRST, 316 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,031 BACK TO THE BASICS. COME ON. 317 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,911 ♪ START SPREADIN' THE NEWS ♪ 318 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,455 ♪ DAH DA-DA-DUM ♪ 319 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,374 ♪ DAH DAH DA-DA-DUM ♪ 320 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,628 ♪ I'M LEAVIN' TODAY ♪ 321 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,339 ♪ I WANT TO BE A-- ♪ 322 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,757 UH, PACEY, CAN YOU, UM... 323 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,467 DO YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE? 324 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,512 WE CAN REVISIT THE TALENT PROBLEM LATER, BUT... 325 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,347 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE EVENING WEAR? 326 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,056 WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULD GET MY HANDS 327 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,809 ON THIS TASTY LITTLE RED POLYESTER NUMBER 328 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,519 THAT MY SISTER WORE AS A BRIDESMAID. 329 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,647 PACEY, IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS THING, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 330 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,524 IF YOU WIN... 331 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,858 THE ASSOCIATED PRESS COULD BE ALL OVER THIS, 332 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,195 NOT TO MENTION CNN. I MEAN, 333 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,904 THIS COULD BE INTERNATIONAL NEWS. 334 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,657 BY BRAVING THIS EXPERIMENT, 335 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,992 YOU'VE BECOME A POLITICAL ACTIVIST, 336 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,120 CHALLENGING SOCIAL STEREOTYPES. 337 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,372 I KIND OF JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH. 338 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,083 SO... 339 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,587 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 340 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,589 UH, WHO, 341 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,758 ME--ME AND DAWSON? 342 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,177 UH-HUH. 343 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,012 WE'RE JUST FIGURING THINGS OUT, YOU KNOW. 344 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,181 IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH FOR A WHILE, BUT... 345 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,558 WE'VE GOT TIME. 346 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,561 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING ANYWHERE, SO... 347 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,854 NO, I GUESS NOT. 348 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,897 SO...SO WHAT ABOUT YOU AND DAWSON? 349 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,568 WHAT ABOUT US? 350 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,904 OH...YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 'CAUSE... 351 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,281 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT HE'S AVAILABLE AND EVERYTHING, I WAS-- 352 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,659 JEN, DAWSON WILL ALWAYS SEE ME AS, YOU KNOW, 353 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,411 THE GAWKY LITTLE GIRL DOWN THE CREEK 354 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,329 WITH THE BAND-AIDS ON HER KNEES 355 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,665 AND THE ONE BRAID FALLING OUT. 356 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,124 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THAT'S... 357 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,710 JUST HOW IT'S MEANT TO BE. MAYBE... 358 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,212 IT'S JUST HOW WE SEE EACH OTHER. 359 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,921 WELL... 360 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,465 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 361 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,218 PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, RIGHT? 362 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263 YEAH. 363 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,808 HAVE YOU TALKED TO JOEY LATELY? 364 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,309 UH, NO, ACTUALLY, 365 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,228 NOT SINCE OUR TORRID NIGHT OF NAKED FACE-SUCKING. 366 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,064 WHAT? I'M KIDDING. WHY? 367 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,401 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN... 368 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,736 SHE SAYS WE'RE COOL, BUT... 369 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,779 SHE'S BEEN AVOIDING ME. 370 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,155 AND? 371 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,533 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I MEAN... 372 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,910 I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S NOT AROUND. 373 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,662 AH. AT LAST. 374 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,247 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 375 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,750 WELL, THANK GOD, DAWSON. MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. 376 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,085 PACEY, I KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED 377 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,254 WITH THIS LITTLE THEORY OF YOURS, BUT THE TRUTH IS... 378 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,881 I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF JOEY 379 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,508 IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT. 380 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,218 I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OFHER AS LIKE A... 381 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,637 SISTER. 382 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,807 I JUST DON'T THINK I COULD EVER GET PAST THAT. 383 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,309 IF JOEY AND I GOT TOGETHER, IT'D BE... 384 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,352 IT'D JUST BE A LITTLE INCESTUOUS. 385 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,978 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU DON'T WANT HER, 386 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,272 BUT YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO HAVE HER EITHER? 387 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,402 PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 388 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,404 I'D LIKE TO STUDY EARLY EDUCATION 389 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,616 OR HELP WITH CHILDREN WITH SPECIAL NEEDS. 390 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,911 THAT MEANS, LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE CRIPPLED OR RETARDED 391 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,831 OR SOMETHING. 392 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,375 OR MAYBE I'LL BECOME AN ACTRESS OR A MODEL, 393 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,002 BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME 394 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,337 I'M PRETTY ENOUGH. 395 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,839 OK. 396 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,131 AFTER COMPLETING MY YEAR 397 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,716 WITH "UP WITH PEOPLE" SINGERS... 398 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,718 WAIT, DAWSON'S DOING THE INTERVIEWS? 399 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,847 OH, DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST A PRE-INTERVIEW, OK? 400 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,474 THEY'RE HAVING HIM PUT EVERYBODY ON TAPE FOR THE JUDGES. 401 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,976 DON'T WORRY, OK? 402 00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,978 THE REAL STUFF IS LIVE ON STAGE DURING THE PAGEANT. 403 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,313 PLEASE TELL US YOUR NAME 404 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,773 AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 405 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,150 I'M ROBERTA CRUMP. 406 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,320 I'M A SENIOR AT CAPESIDE. UM... 407 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,533 HEY. 408 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,034 YOU'RE HERE TO SEE THE GREAT PACEDINI PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT? 409 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,453 HMM. A MAGIC ACT. 410 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,956 HOW APPROPRIATELY JUVENILE OF YOU. 411 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,541 YOU KNOW, ALL THIS SEXUAL TENSION 412 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,376 REALLY CANNOT BE GOOD FOR YOUR COMPLEXION. 413 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,336 WHAT SAY WE GO BACKSTAGE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT-- 414 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,379 PLEASE. I JUST ATE. 415 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,714 I'VE RECENTLY BEEN ACCEPTED 416 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,298 TO THE JUILLIARD SCHOOL OF MUSIC, 417 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,718 BUT I'LL BE DELAYING MY ENTRANCE FOR A YEAR 418 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,594 UNTIL I'VE COMPLETED A TOUR WITH THE PEACE CORPS. 419 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,555 YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE, DIDN'T YOU? 420 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,057 YEAH, I ALREADY TURNED YOU DOWN ONCE IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 421 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,601 ACTUALLY, YOU STOOD ME UP. 422 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,186 WHATEVER. 423 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,898 PACEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 424 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,692 DO YOU REALLY THINK, IN A MILLION YEARS, 425 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,861 YOU COULD EVER WIN THIS THING? 426 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,487 I MEAN, WHAT IS THE POINT? 427 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,239 WELL... 428 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,991 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING, 429 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,618 BUT IF I COULD TAKE JUST ONE VOTE AWAY FROM YOU 430 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,829 AND MAKE YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A LOSER, 431 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,956 THEN THIS IS ALL WORTHWHILE. 432 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,171 IF YOU COULD COMMIT ONE ACT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE, 433 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,798 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 434 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,718 I'D ROB A BANK SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE HERE. 435 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,428 BE SERIOUS. LET... 436 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,679 LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS, OK? 437 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,765 FINE. 438 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,267 WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET FOR YOUR CHILDREN? 439 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,186 I GUESS I WANT THEM TO... 440 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,439 TREAT OTHERS THE WAY THEY WANT TO BE TREATED. 441 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,441 IT SOUNDS PRETTY SIMPLE, BUT... 442 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,401 IT PRETTY MUCH APPLIES TO EVERYTHING. 443 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,907 WHO IS YOUR INSPIRATION, ROLE MODEL, OR MENTOR, AND WHY? 444 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,617 I GUESS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE. 445 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,452 I'VE ALWAYS... 446 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,412 HAD TO DEPEND ON MYSELF. 447 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,997 WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 448 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,665 I DON'T KNOW. 449 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,001 IN SOME ROMANTIC ADVENTURE OR... 450 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,211 ON A DIG IN TUNISIA OR... 451 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,213 A SAFARI IN AFRICA. I DON'T KNOW. 452 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,215 A RESEARCH BOAT ON ITS WAY TO ANTARCTICA. 453 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,969 WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT LEAVING CAPESIDE, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT 454 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,304 LIKE BOSTON UNIVERSITY. THE POLAR ICE CAP'S PRETTY FAR AWAY. 455 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,890 WELL, THAT'S THE POINT. 456 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,142 YEAH, BUT THERE MUST BE THINGS THAT YOU'LL MISS. I MEAN... 457 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,144 FAMILY? 458 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,604 FRIENDS? 459 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,690 OF COURSE. BUT... 460 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,985 LIFE GOES ON, DAWSON. THINGS CHANGE. 461 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:12,986 THEY DON'T HAVE TO. 462 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,737 YES, THEY DO. 463 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,239 EVERYTHING CHANGES EVENTUALLY. 464 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,408 THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE IS, 465 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,535 AND...YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT. 466 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,496 LIKE, SUDDENLY, PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK 467 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,123 ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE, THEY DISAPPEAR, 468 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,374 YOU KNOW? 469 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,543 PEOPLE DIE, AND... 470 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,421 THEY MOVE AWAY, AND... 471 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,341 THEY GROW UP. 472 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,930 EVERYTHING CHANGES EVENTUALLY, DAWSON. 473 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,195 EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 474 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,864 WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 475 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,282 WELCOME TO THE MISS WINDJAMMER BEAUTY PAGEANT... 476 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,451 I LOOK LIKE A DWEEB. NO, YOU DON'T. 477 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,619 EVERYONE'S GONNA LAUGH AT ME. 478 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,621 OH. LOOK, I WANT YOU TO PUT THIS VASELINE 479 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,706 ON YOUR TEETH FOR ME, OK? 480 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,206 WHY? 481 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,667 JUST TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT? 482 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,669 IT KEEPS YOUR LIPS FROM STICKING TO YOUR TEETH 483 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,837 WHEN YOU SMILE. 484 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,755 WAIT A SECOND. I HAVE TO SMILE? 485 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,966 YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SMILING. 486 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,343 WELCOME TO THE MISS WINDJAMMER BEAUTY PAGEANT. 487 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,095 WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS EVENING... 488 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,347 IF YOU MAKE ONE JOKE ABOUT COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET, 489 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,390 I SWEAR I'LL.. CAN'T, MAN. 490 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,642 IT'S TOO OBVIOUS. 491 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,061 LET ME GET THAT. 492 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,770 THANKS. 493 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,147 TELL ME THE TRUTH, DAWSON, 494 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,232 DO YOU THINK I'M A COMPLETE TOOL FOR DOING THIS? 495 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,193 SINCE WHEN DID YOU START CONCERNING YOURSELF 496 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,737 WITH PUBLIC OPINION? 497 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,031 PACEY, I THINK YOU GOT TESTICLES OF STEEL 498 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,407 FOR DOING THIS. 499 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,408 REALLY? 500 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,910 YEAH. HERE. UH, MY MOM SAID 501 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,079 TO PUT THAT ON YOUR TEETH. 502 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,872 WHY? 503 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,457 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. 504 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,292 AND SO NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 505 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,170 HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS 506 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,963 IN THEIR EVENING WEAR. 507 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,608 THANK YOU, MISS JOHNSON. 508 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,736 AND NOW, MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER. 509 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,468 COULD IT BE CINDERELLA'S FAIRY GODMOTHER 510 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,303 DID THE JOB A LITTLE TOO WELL? 511 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,679 THANK YOU, MISS POTTER. 512 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,389 IT LOOKS LIKE PRINCE CHARMING HAS FOUND 513 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,725 THE OWNER OF THAT GLASS SLIPPER. 514 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,937 IF YOU HAVE A POINT, I WISH YOU'D GET TO IT. 515 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,480 HEY, COME ON, JEN. 516 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,607 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE MISSING 517 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,692 THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OF OUR FRIEND DAWSON. 518 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,402 MAYBE FEELING A LITTLE DUMPER'S REMORSE? 519 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,197 YOU'RE WAY OFF, ALL RIGHT? 520 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,032 TELL ME, IS IT THE POSSIBILITY OF LOSING HIM 521 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,784 TO SOMEBODY ELSE THAT SUDDENLY MAKES HIM 522 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,535 SEEM SO ATTRACTIVE? 523 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,247 YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'M THAT SHALLOW, HUH? 524 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,581 NO. 525 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:15,417 I THINK YOU'RE THAT HUMAN. 526 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,170 AND NOW, MR. PACEY WITTER. 527 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,963 WELL, WISH ME LUCK. 528 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,639 ALL RIGHT! 529 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,230 THANK YOU, MR. WITTER. 530 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,905 DO YOU THINK I AM A COW LOWING AFTER THE CALF 531 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,533 OR A BITCH WITH PUPS LICKING THE HAND 532 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,451 THAT STRUCK HER? WATCH AND SEE! 533 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,750 IF I COULD TALK TO THE GOVERNOR FOR ONE HOUR, 534 00:22:56,792 --> 00:23:00,338 I'D...TELL HIM HOW HE COULD LOSE 30 POUNDS 535 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,797 IN 30 DAYS. 536 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,300 I'D LIKE TO TELL MY KIDS 537 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,260 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE HANDSOMEST GUY, 538 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,512 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT GUY, 539 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,806 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL STUD 540 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,975 TO BE A DAMN FINE MISS WINDJAMMER. 541 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,365 I WOULD TELL THE WORLD'S LEADERS 542 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,491 THAT A SOCIETY THAT CHOOSES WAR AND DEATH 543 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,118 OVER THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE 544 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,287 CANNOT POSSIBLY SUCCEED OR THRIVE. 545 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,539 AND I GUESS, IF THAT DIDN'T WORK, I'D JUST TELL THEM 546 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,749 I HAD DIRTY PHOTOS OF THEM, YOU KNOW? 547 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,964 SO HOW AM I DOING, MRS. LEERY? 548 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,384 PACEY... 549 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,262 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU ARE FUNNY AND CHARMING. 550 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,512 THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU. 551 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,265 SERIOUSLY? MM. 552 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,516 YOU MAY NOT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING, 553 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,894 BUT, UH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY KEEPING ME FROM FALLING ASLEEP. 554 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,979 WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN IN THE RUNNING? 555 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,856 PACEY, YOU KNOW THIS CLUB WOULD RATHER 556 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,067 SEE THE WHOLE PLACE GO DOWN IN FLAMES BEFORE THEY WOULD 557 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,152 ACTUALLY CROWN A MALE MISS WINDJAMMER. 558 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,404 YEAH, BUT FOR ME TO BE WRITTEN OFF 559 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,114 IS JUST COMPLETELY UNFAIR. 560 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,949 HONEY, 561 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,243 FAIR AND BEAUTY PAGEANTS 562 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,953 AREN'T EXACTLY SYNONYMOUS. 563 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,294 JUST THINK-- IN APPROXIMATELY 564 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,004 2 MINUTES AND 35 SECONDS, THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. 565 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,382 YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD TO SING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BEFORE. 566 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,841 I MEAN, WHAT IF I SUCK? 567 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,761 COME ON. AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. 568 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,016 SINGING "ON MY OWN" FROM LES MISERABLES, 569 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,394 MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER. 570 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:46,026 WOW, YOU DID AN INCREDIBLE JOB ON JOEY. 571 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,071 MY GOD, IT'S AMAZING! 572 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,823 I THINK WE'VE FINALLY BROKEN INTO THE RANKS 573 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,116 OF BEING FRIENDS. 574 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,200 HMM. 575 00:24:56,454 --> 00:25:00,124 BUT I MISS OUR FRIENDSHIP, TOO, DAWSON. 576 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,001 ME, TOO. 577 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,421 AND...AND NOT JUST OUR FRIENDSHIP, BUT... 578 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,133 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... 579 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,303 ♪ ON MY OWN ♪ 580 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:17,683 ♪ PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE ME ♪ 581 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,518 ♪ ALL ALONE ♪ 582 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,855 ♪ I WALK WITH HIM ♪ 583 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,690 ♪ TILL MORNING ♪ 584 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,028 ♪ WITHOUT HIM ♪ 585 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:33,157 ♪ I FEEL HIS ARMS AROUND ME ♪ 586 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,118 ♪ AND WHEN I LOSE MY WAY, I CLOSE MY EYES ♪ 587 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,913 ♪ AND HE HAS FOUND ME ♪ 588 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,708 ♪ IN THE RAIN ♪ 589 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:48,339 ♪ THE PAVEMENT SHINES LIKE SILVER ♪ 590 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,756 ♪ ALL THE LIGHTS ♪ 591 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:54,303 ♪ ARE MISTY IN THE RIVER ♪ 592 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,891 ♪ IN THE DARKNESS ♪ 593 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:03,229 ♪ THE TREES ARE FULL OF STARLIGHT ♪ 594 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:08,150 ♪ AND ALL I SEE IS HIM AND ME FOREVER AND FOREVER ♪ 595 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,738 ♪ AND I KNOW ♪ 596 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:17,743 ♪ IT'S ONLY IN MY MIND ♪ 597 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:21,955 ♪ THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF ♪ 598 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,790 ♪ AND NOT TO HIM ♪ 599 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:28,421 ♪ AND ALTHOUGH ♪ 600 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,757 ♪ I KNOW THAT HE IS BLIND ♪ 601 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,511 ♪ STILL I SAY ♪ 602 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,557 ♪ THERE'S A WAY FOR US ♪ 603 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,601 ♪ I LOVE HIM ♪ 604 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:48,774 ♪ BUT WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER ♪ 605 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,402 ♪ HE'S GONE ♪ 606 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:55,322 ♪ THE RIVER'S JUST A RIVER ♪ 607 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,034 ♪ WITHOUT HIM ♪ 608 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,455 ♪ THE WORLD AROUND ME CHANGES ♪ 609 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,622 ♪ THE TREES ARE BARE AND EVERYWHERE ♪ 610 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,834 ♪ THE STREETS ARE FULL OF STRANGERS ♪ 611 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,088 ♪ I LOVE HIM ♪ 612 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:16,093 ♪ BUT EVERY DAY I'M LEARNING ♪ 613 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,471 ♪ ALL MY LIFE ♪ 614 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:22,099 ♪ I'VE ONLY BEEN PRETENDING ♪ 615 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,978 ♪ WITHOUT ME ♪ 616 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:29,482 ♪ HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNING ♪ 617 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,609 ♪ THE WORLD IS FULL OF HAPPINESS ♪ 618 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:33,819 ♪ THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ♪ 619 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,824 ♪ I LOVE HIM ♪ 620 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,245 ♪ LOVE HIM ♪ 621 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,040 ♪ I LOVE HIM ♪ 622 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:52,588 ♪ BUT ONLY ON MY OWN ♪ 623 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,674 THANK YOU. 624 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,718 THAT WAS JOSEPHINE POTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 625 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,315 ALL RIGHT, PACE, HURRY UP. YOU'RE ON. 626 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,566 DAMN IT. 627 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,026 DUDE, RELAX. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 628 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,364 I NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING, DAWSON. 629 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,157 WHEN I ASKED YOU IF DOING THIS THING WAS STUPID 630 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,992 AND YOU MADE ME BELIEVE THAT IT HAD A POINT, 631 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,369 DID YOU EVER ACTUALLY BELIEVE 632 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,703 THAT I HAD A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS THING? 633 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,873 COME ON, PACEY. 634 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,876 GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 635 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,586 JUST ANOTHER THING FOR THE KIDS TO LAUGH ABOUT 636 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,672 MONDAY MORNING AT SCHOOL. 637 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,756 AND WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT, RIGHT? 638 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,009 YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING STUPID? 639 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,261 THOSE PEOPLE SUCK! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY LEAVE HERE 640 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,222 WITHOUT LETTING THEM KNOW THAT LITTLE KNOWN FACT? 641 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,348 I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 642 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,474 WAIT A MINUTE, PACEY -- 643 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,893 EXCUSE ME, DAWSON, I GOT A SHOW TO DO. 644 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,690 PACEY WITTER HAS CHANGED HIS PROGRAM. 645 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,483 INSTEAD OF A MAGIC ACT, 646 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:55,984 HE WILL PERFORM 647 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,238 A DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION. 648 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,365 WELL, I'M NOT WILLIAM WALLACE... 649 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,867 BUT I AM PACEY WITTER. 650 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,914 PACEY WITTER'S 7 FEET TALL! 651 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,958 SO THEY SAY. 652 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,836 AND THEY SAY THAT THIS PACEY WITTER IS A DANGEROUS MAN 653 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,089 WHO SLAUGHTERS CAPESIDE RESIDENTS BY THE DOZENS 654 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,674 WITH JOKES AND BUFFOONERY. 655 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:19,966 AND IF HE WERE HERE, 656 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,219 HE WOULD DESTROY THOSE WHO WOULD JUDGE HIM 657 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,430 WITH SPARKS FROM HIS EYES AND WIT FROM HIS ASS. 658 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,015 WELL, I AM PACEY WITTER, 659 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:28,642 BUT WHO OF YOU 660 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,644 ARE IN THE POSITION TO JUDGE ME? 661 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,895 IS IT YOU, SIR? 662 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,689 AND WHAT SORT OF HUMAN BEING 663 00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,524 TOLERATES BEING JUDGED? 664 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,443 WELL, JUDGMENT STOPS TODAY, 665 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,776 BECAUSE THAT WHICH SCORNS ME 666 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,112 DEEMS TO OWN ME. 667 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,947 AND I AM WILLING TO TRADE THE TRAPPINGS 668 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,283 OF MY DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE FOR ONE CHANCE, 669 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,034 JUST ONE CHANCE 670 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,078 TO STAND IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN 671 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,580 AND TELL 'EM 672 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,290 THAT YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE 673 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,960 BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM! 674 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,462 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 675 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,053 YOU KNOW, IF SHE DOES WIN, 676 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,346 IT'S ONLY FOR THE SYMPATHY VOTE, 677 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,557 BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL CHARITY CASE. 678 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:09,891 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 679 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,352 YOU DON'T KNOW HER STORY? 680 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,104 OH, MY GOD, CHECK THIS OUT. 681 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,607 SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER WITH HER SISTER 682 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,275 WHO JUST HAD AN ILLEGITIMATE BABY 683 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,026 WITH HER BLACK BOYFRIEND 684 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,613 WHERE ARE HER PARENTS? 685 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,698 HER MOTHER DIED, 686 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,575 AND HER FATHER'S IN JAIL FOR SELLING DRUGS. 687 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,118 BUT YOU CAN ASK HER YOURSELF. 688 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,411 SHE'LL TELL ANYONE 689 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,456 WHO'LL LISTEN TO HER PATHETIC SOB STORY. 690 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,416 I'M SURE SHE'S ALREADY TOLD THE JUDGES. 691 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,213 DAWSON, DON'T TRY TO GET ME TO GO BACK OUT THERE. 692 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,049 I MEAN...GOD, SETTING MYSELF UP LIKE THIS. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! 693 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,678 JO, LISTEN TO ME. LOOK, YOU WERE PHENOMENAL OUT THERE TONIGHT. 694 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,554 DON'T LET THESE INBRED IDIOTS GET YOU DOWN. 695 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,765 IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF. 696 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,850 I DON'T BELONG HERE, DAWSON. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 697 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:53,769 HOW COULD I HAVE STOOPED THIS LOW FOR MONEY? 698 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,021 I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SOLD MYSELF AT A STREET CORNER. 699 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,231 DO YOU REALIZE YOU COULD WIN THIS THING? 700 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,817 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE SLAMMING YOU? 701 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,109 THEY'RE TERRIFIED OF YOU. 702 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,319 THEY KNOW THAT YOU CAN BEAT THEM. 703 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,365 I DON'T WANT THEIR MONEY, DAWSON. 704 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,826 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM THESE PEOPLE. IT MAKES ME SICK-- 705 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:12,245 I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY ANYMORE. 706 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,997 JOEY, I KNOW WE'RE NOT SPEAKING RIGHT NOW, OK? 707 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,291 BUT IF WE WERE, 708 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,419 I WOULD TELL MY BEST FRIEND... 709 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,381 WHO WAS ALWAYS TOO AFRAID TO GET UP IN FRONT OF CLASS FOR SHOW AND TELL, 710 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:26,092 HOW INCREDIBLY PROUD I AM OF HER... 711 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,137 AND HOW I THINK SHE HAS GOT 712 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,725 MORE GUTS AND TALENT AND STRENGTH OF CHARACTER 713 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,143 THAN ALL THE HANNAH VON WENNINGS OF THE WORLD PUT TOGETHER. 714 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,234 FOR YOUR FINAL QUESTION, MISS POTTER, 715 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,236 PLEASE TELL US WHAT WORDS OF ADVICE 716 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,698 YOU WOULD BESTOW UPON TODAY'S YOUTH. 717 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,872 I'D LIKE TO TELL TODAY'S YOUTH THAT, UH... 718 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915 NO MATTER WHERE LIFE TAKES YOU, 719 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,751 BIG CITIES, SMALL TOWNS, 720 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:01,712 YOU'LL INEVITABLY COME ACROSS SMALL MINDS. 721 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:04,464 PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU ARE. 722 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,133 PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT MATERIAL THINGS 723 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,802 OR BEING PRETTY OR POPULAR 724 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,138 AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU A WORTHWHILE HUMAN BEING. 725 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,600 I'D LIKE TO TELL TODAY'S YOUTH THAT NONE OF THESE THINGS MATTER, 726 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,309 UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRENGTH OF CHARACTER, 727 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,812 INTEGRITY, SENSE OF PRIDE. 728 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,231 AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ANY OF THESE THINGS... 729 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,069 ...DON'T EVER SELL THEM. 730 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,696 DON'T EVER SELL OUT. 731 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:31,199 SO WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME, 732 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:34,286 PLEASE DON'T JUDGE THEM BY THEIR STATION IN LIFE. 733 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,246 BECAUSE WHO KNOWS? 734 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,625 THAT PERSON JUST MIGHT END UP 735 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,084 BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND. 736 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,508 THANK YOU. 737 00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:04,858 AND NOW THE EXCITING MOMENT 738 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,026 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 739 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,241 OUR SECOND RUNNER-UP AND WINNER OF 2 TICKETS TO THE RIALTO 740 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,119 FOR ANY TUESDAY OR THURSDAY MATINEE IS... 741 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,497 MISS HANNAH VON WENNING! 742 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,297 CONGRATULATIONS. 743 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:29,967 OUR FIRST RUNNER-UP 744 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,469 AND WINNER OF A FREE DAY OF BEAUTY 745 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,638 AT BETTY'S HAIR BARN IS... 746 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,140 MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER! 747 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,231 CONGRATULATIONS. 748 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,071 YOU GUYS CAN PACK UP, RIGHT? OK. 749 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,700 THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S MISS WINDJAMMER IS... 750 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,369 MISS ROBERTA CRUMP! 751 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,565 JOEY? 752 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:31,194 HONEY, YOU WERE TRULY SPECTACULAR TONIGHT. 753 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,031 YOU KNOW I VOTED FOR YOU. 754 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,825 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 755 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,452 THANKS, MRS. LEERY. 756 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,121 YOU KIDS NEED A RIDE HOME? 757 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,958 UM...NO. WE CAN WALK. 758 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,209 OK. GOOD NIGHT. 759 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,502 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 760 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,545 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 761 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,880 NIGHT. 762 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,142 UH... 763 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,022 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'M... 764 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,650 YOU'VE LEFT ME SPEECHLESS. 765 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,283 WHAT'S HAPPENING, JOEY? 766 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,452 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW? 767 00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:36,635 HERE. 768 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,428 THANKS. 769 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:48,647 I LOOKED AT YOU TONIGHT 770 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,273 AND I... 771 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,653 IT WAS LIKE YOU CAME COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR SHELL. 772 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,405 THERE WAS THIS, LIKE TOTAL... 773 00:35:57,447 --> 00:36:01,284 I DON'T KNOW-- NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE... 774 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:04,704 THAT JUST SEEMED TO BURST FROM YOU. 775 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,541 AND I KNOW WHAT IT MUST HAVE TAKEN 776 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,752 FOR YOU TO GET UP THERE AND DO THAT TONIGHT. 777 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,965 IT'S LIKE YOU... 778 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:21,387 IT'S LIKE YOU TRANSFORMED INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL... 779 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,764 JOEY. 780 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,766 DAWSON... 781 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,477 GOD...I MEAN... 782 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,692 I'M SITTING HERE WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD... 783 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,694 AND MY PALMS ARE SWEATING. 784 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,820 I CAN'T... 785 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,534 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER, BUT... 786 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,623 I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT. 787 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,756 JOEY? 788 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,303 WHAT'S WRONG? 789 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,139 I DON'T KNOW, DAWSON, 790 00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:07,184 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 791 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,480 J-JOEY, I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. I MEAN... 792 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:15,150 IT'S MY OWN STUPID FAULT. 793 00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,485 I MEAN, DRESSING UP, PLAYING THE PRINCESS. 794 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,698 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T ME. 795 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,575 JOEY, OF COURSE IT IS. 796 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,327 I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT I WANTED. 797 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,416 FOR YOU TO SEE ME AS BEAUTIFUL. 798 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,170 FOR YOU TO LOOK AT ME 799 00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:37,672 THE--THE WAY THAT YOU LOOK AT JEN. 800 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,758 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 801 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:44,137 I DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL, DAWSON. 802 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:47,557 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME AND SEE THE PERSON YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN 803 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,727 AND REALIZE THAT WHAT WE HAVE IS SO MUCH MORE INCREDIBLE 804 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:53,146 THAN JUST SOME PASSING PHYSICAL ATTRACTION, 805 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,190 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWSON? 806 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,192 IT'S JUST LIPSTICK. 807 00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,944 AND IT'S JUST... 808 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,862 HAIR SPRAY. 809 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,741 TOMORROW I'M GONNA WAKE UP 810 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,325 AND I'M GONNA BE JOEY. 811 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,161 JUST JOEY. 812 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,746 YOU KNOW? 813 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,874 THE TOO TALL GIRL FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CREEK. 814 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,626 JOEY, THIS IS ALL NEW TO US, AND WE SHOULD 815 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,794 TALK ABOUT IT, OK? 816 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,295 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 817 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,131 WE CAN'T GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE. 818 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:22,717 DAWSON, YOU'VE HAD A LIFETIME TO PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME, 819 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,928 AND I CAN'T SPEND THE REST OF MINE 820 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,931 HOPING THAT YOU MIGHT THROW A GENERAL GLANCE IN MY DIRECTION 821 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,433 IN BETWEEN YOUR TORTURED TEEN ROMANCES 822 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:33,061 WITH WHATEVER JEN LINDLEY ROLLS INTO YOUR LIFE NEXT. 823 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,687 I CAN'T DO IT. 824 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,564 JOEY, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM THIS. 825 00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,209 I HAVE TO, DAWSON. 826 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,008 GOOD EVENING. 827 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:07,095 COME TO GLOAT? 828 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:09,848 NO. ACTUALLY, I JUST HAVE 829 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,557 A LOT OF EXPERIENCE AT BEING A LOSER. 830 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,185 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME POINTERS, 831 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,270 SEEING AS THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME. 832 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,730 FIRST TIME. 833 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:21,109 MY BROTHER MATT IS ON THE NATIONAL TENNIS CIRCUIT. 834 00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:22,819 CAROLINE'S A PEDIATRICIAN. 835 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,739 JENNIFER'S A FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT ON CNN. 836 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:31,119 ME, I CAN'T EVEN WIN A STUPID SMALL-TOWN BEAUTY PAGEANT. 837 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:33,746 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED THE MONEY. 838 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,999 ME, ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M STUCK LIVING AT HOME, 839 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,959 PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, 840 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:42,255 WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A BLIGHT ON MANKIND. 841 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,549 AREN'T WE A COUPLE OF BLACK SHEEP. 842 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,597 BY THE WAY, THAT WAS A REALLY 843 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,059 BALLSY THING YOU DID IN THERE TONIGHT. 844 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,144 THANK YOU. 845 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:00,523 YEAH. WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO GO AWAY TO SCHOOL, 846 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,483 BE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A WHILE. 847 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:07,488 I SPENT A TOTAL OF 23 DAYS AT HOME THIS YEAR. 848 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,615 LAST TIME I HAD A SCHOOL BREAK, 849 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,994 I CAME HOME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE. 850 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:16,581 SEEMS, UH, MY VACATION CREATED A SCHEDULING CONFLICT 851 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,833 IN MY PARENTS' SOCIAL CALENDAR. 852 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,543 YOU'RE KIDDING? 853 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,461 ROGER WILL SPEND MORE YEARS OF HIS LIFE 854 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,381 IN THAT HOUSE THAN I WILL. 855 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,049 WHICH ONE'S ROGER? 856 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,717 THE DOG. 857 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,639 ALL RIGHT. 858 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,231 HEY. 859 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,900 HI. 860 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:48,029 SO HOW'D YOUR DEBUT AS A NEWSMAN TURN OUT? 861 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,907 UM...TURNS OUT IT'S GOING TO BE 862 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,659 A BLIP ON THE 11:00 NEWS AFTER ALL. 863 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:02,961 THIS MAY SOUND LIKE IT'S COMING OUT OF THE BLUE, UM... 864 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:07,340 THE TRUTH IS, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT MUCH ELSE LATELY, DAWSON. 865 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,138 LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE DIDN'T GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP MUCH OF A CHANCE... 866 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:19,227 OK. I DIDN'T GIVE IT MUCH OF A CHANCE. 867 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,854 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE YOU 868 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,274 A GOOD REASON FOR THE BREAKUP, BUT... 869 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:26,567 TRUTH IS, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAD A GOOD REASON. 870 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:33,283 IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME TO ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER CHANCE? 871 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,121 YOU'RE KIDDING? 872 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:42,208 I COULDN'T BE MORE SERIOUS. 873 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,380 GOD, JEN. 874 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,133 WOW, UH... 875 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,760 I GUESS I AM TOO LATE. 876 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,679 IT'S JUST THAT, UM... 877 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,641 YOU KNOW, NOW'S... 878 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,768 REALLY NOT THE BEST TIME. 879 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,063 I DON'T KNOW. I GOTTA... 880 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:10,028 I GOT SOME THINGS I GOTTA FIGURE OUT FIRST. 881 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,696 OK. 882 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,158 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. 883 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,870 HOW COULD I EVER FORGET? 884 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,625 GOOD NIGHT, DAWSON. 885 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,294 GOOD NIGHT, JEN. 64484

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