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Good afternoon, madam.
Yeah, stay street smart.
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I need two officers to infiltrate
a gang dealing drugs
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on Brightmarsh Estate.
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We're just doing a spot
of drug dealing.
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This mission, it doesn't exist.
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I need you to bury this body.
THEY SCREAM
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We need to find out
who Clinton was talking to.
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That person can get us
out of this mess. Oh, crap.
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What? Needs his finger
for everything.
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THEY GRUNT AND SCREAM
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I mean, there is enough info here
to put the lot of them away.
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DRILL WHIRS
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I don't think he is investigating
the gang.
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I think he's investigating the pigs.
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# La-ah-ah
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# Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
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# La-ah, ah-ah-ah
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# La-ah, oh-oh
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# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #
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There's nothing there.
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I hacked off his finger for nothing.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
Dom? Don't come in!
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I-I've got my arse out. Oh.
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Have you seen the pickle jar?
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CAR ALARM BLARES
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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Kay, Kay! What...?
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What's happening?
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I'm sorry, Pastor Tomi.
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Why are you waxing my car at 7am?
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It's a service to God
to wax your car, Pastor Tomi.
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I know, but why do you
have to do it at 7am?
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I feel like I've been letting
my discipleship slide lately,
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but spiritually,
I've been in a malaise.
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I don't know what...
Kay, Kay, Kay, Kay, Kay. What?
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It's streaking. Oh, sorry.
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Not... not to get all Nebuchadnezzar
on your ass,
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but the kids notice streaks, huh?
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And where there are streaks,
their ears are blocked
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to the message of God.
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I'm on it, Pastor T. Oh, and, Kay?
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You are loved.
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Hallelujah.
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# Hallelujah... #
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DOOR SHUTS LOUDLY
Good night... morning. I...
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7am.
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# Pastor T says I'm loved
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# Pastor T says she love me, so...
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Hello. Where are you?
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I'm looking at an empty corner.
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Yeah. No. Er, yeah.
We're going to be there later.
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It's just, er... you know,
strategic.
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We're creating scarcity.
It drives prices up.
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Yeah, well, you'd better have
my money by tomorrow night,
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or I'm going to fuck you lot up,
yeah?
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Fuck us up, like not consider us
for promotion?
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Hello?
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RINGTONE: # The Lord is good... #
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Hi, Dom. Thanks for calling me.
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You don't need to say that
every time I ring you.
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Listen, we need to get out there
and sell our package.
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I can't right now.
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I'm waxing Youth Pastor Tomi's
Audi.
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What? We have a package to shift,
for real this time.
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There's no Clinton
to give us the money.
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I'm well aware there's no Clinton,
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having spent an entire night
BURYING him.
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And that's exactly why I'm now
immersed in spiritual duty.
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How is it spiritual duty
to wax some dude's Audi?
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Because that dude is
Youth Pastor Tomi.
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Kay, you know what happens
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when you don't
hand over your money on payday?
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OK, boys, I'll be honest.
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It's going to be a little... short.
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Put your hand out. Come on, boys.
Man...
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Hey, put your hand out, man.
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HE SCREAMS
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Give me half an hour to finish up.
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SIREN BLARES
Right, I need a description, please.
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Yeah. Two of them, a guy and a girl.
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Late twenties. Mm-hm.
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Is it racist to say they were black?
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Not if they were black.
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Well, yeah, they were black.
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And she kind of looked like, er...
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Is it racist to say she looked
like Missy Elliott?
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Well, not if she looked like
Missy Elliott.
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Well, yeah, she did. Um...
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He was wearing a onesie
with... with spaceships on it.
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Is it racist to say
he looked like, erm...
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..Tupac Shakur?
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Point is, they were street guys.
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You know, urban.
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Want a bite of my eclair?
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No. Are you hearing what I'm saying?
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Yes. Yes. You went through
his texts. Through his texts,
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his WhatsApp, his email -
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there is absolutely nothing
on his phone.
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Well, have you tried searching
Brightmarsh on his emails?
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Oh, my gosh, Kay,
another genius idea! OK.
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I mean, I was sitting there
thinking, "How do we get back
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"our lives from the brink of death?"
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And it never occurred to me
to do this...
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What was it? Searching his emails
thing you speak of. OK, fine.
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And how am I spelling Brightmarsh?
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Officer Ogundare.
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Ah, Aunty. Oh, I'm so happy
to see you.
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Someone has to do something.
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This estate used to be so nice.
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But now, I'm so frightened
to go to the shop. Mm.
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There are needles in the grass
where the children play.
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I'm so sorry. That's really bad.
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And when I call the police,
they just do nothing.
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Yeah. OK, so... so... so the thing
is,
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I'm not actually a PCSO any more.
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Oh. But you were so good.
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Thank you. No, I do miss it.
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So, what are you doing now? Hey!
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Oh, sorry, I don't have any change.
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Oh, no, don't mess about, boss.
I need my hit.
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Aunty, I don't know this man.
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Kay? Yeah, I got you.
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There you go. Bye, Aunty.
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She has got a point, though.
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I think the cops are allowing drugs
to be dealt on Brightmarsh.
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What do you think, Shakes?
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Speaking truth.
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DI Blair.
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Hmm.
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DI Blair.
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DI...
KNOCK AT DOOR
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Sorry, ma'am. Last week's overtime
just needs your signature. Right.
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Yes. Oh, DI Blair didn't report
for his shift today.
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DI Blair? Yeah, I presume
he's unwell,
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but no-one's heard from him.
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Right. OK, right. Well, yes.
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Thank you. Oh.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Oh, thank you.
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Jesus loves you anyway.
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What are you doing? What?
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You just showed that guy something.
Oh, yeah.
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It was these copies
of Youth Pastor Tomi's EP.
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Trying to raise money
for a full-length album.
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Well, can you not? It's weird.
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It might scare customers off.
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I don't think you could
put these customers off.
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Just trying to get the shakes
to stop.
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Well, who buys CDs now anyway?
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Youth pastor?
This dude looks 50 years old.
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No, no, no, he gets through
to the kids
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through his lyrical stylings, OK?
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He's the first man to put the Gospel
to drill,
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and he's doubled
our 15-to-35s in a year.
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Look, this is the one way
I can mitigate how bad I feel
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about what we're doing here.
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Right, customer. Put that shit away.
Don't make people uncomfortable.
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Look at that. Talk about transport.
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Punters travelling
from far and wide.
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Yeah, well, you know, we're good
at our jobs. What can I say?
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It's all about good
customer service, keep telling you.
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All right?
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You got shit, yeah?
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Yes, we have got shit.
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Yes, we have S-H-I-T,
and we have gospel rap.
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But focusing on the S-H-I-T,
how much do you want?
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All right, sweet.
Well, how much you got, innit?
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Oh, you're in luck,
cos we've got a lot.
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Oh, yeah, well, how much is a lot,
though?
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Well, I mean, there's this.
Hold that.
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Oh, yeah, that's calm, that is.
And then there is this one, so...
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Yeah, yeah, well, I think
I'll take all of it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, big spender.
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So, wait, I'll calculate that.
That's going to cost about...
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Let me get that money for you, yeah?
Gun. Gun.
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Yes. I'm standing right next to you.
I see it.
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Hey. OK, mate, you know what?
I like the look of you.
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10% off if you shake my hand
right now.
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Come on, 20% off, and....
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..we'll throw in one of his CDs.
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Nah, you, man, ain't cut out
for this game, innit?
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OK, 30% and you can touch
my left boob.
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It is the better one.
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Argh!
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OK. Fake gun.
Hope your mother's proud of you.
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Please don't take our drugs!
SHE SOBS
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck!
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This is all your fault!
How was it my fault?
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You distracted me with those CDs.
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Well, you were the one
that were waving the drugs
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right in front of him.
Well, you should have stopped me.
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I mean, what's the point
in working in pairs
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if one doesn't stop the other
from doing stupid shit?
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I stopped you doing
your stupid shit. Like what?
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Selling those CDs! OK, look,
we need to think constructively.
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We need to come up with a plan.
Agreed.
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I mean, this sort of thing
must happen all the time. Yeah.
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Right. The gang must have
a protocol in place.
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I mean, let's not forget
we're in a gang, yeah?
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All for one. One for all.
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OK, it's a criminal enterprise, Kay,
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it's not The Three Musketeers.
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Yeah, but they must have insurance
against this type of thing.
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Oh, what, like a Churchill
of the underworld?
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Their insurance is, we don't
give them three grand tomorrow,
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they break our legs.
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So, what are we going to do?
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SHE SIGHS
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Well, I think I'm at least entitled
to know what it's for.
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I mean, some people might say
you shouldn't have kids
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if you're not prepared to, like,
shell out three K now and then
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without giving them a grilling.
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Dom, there's actually something
your father needs to tell you.
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Oh, no, you're not pregnant,
are you?
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I hear those geriatric births
are a bitch.
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I've got to have surgery
on my heart.
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Coronary artery bypass graft.
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Yeah, it's a major operation.
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Yes, I know. Thank you.
SHE TUTS
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Sorry about her, Dad. Carry on.
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He has to avoid all stress.
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That's doctor's orders.
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So, we all need to be extra kind
to your dad for now.
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All right, feel free to hijack
my father's medical condition
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to morally lord it over me, Julie.
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Dom.
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So, what do you need the money for?
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I am starting a business.
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What business? It's called...
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..Coffee Go. Yeah, it's an app.
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It's, like, if you want a coffee,
but can't be arsed to get it,
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we'll go and get it.
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Oh, I'll have a mocha.
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SHE COUGHS
Basic bitch.
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And how much will that be?
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Well, firstly, Julie, I don't get
the mochas, you know,
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because I'm the CEO. Right.
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Don't humour her, Julie.
She's obviously lying.
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What do you want the money for?
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You want to go to Ayia Napa
with your mates in the summer.
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Yeah.
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Charmel's 30th.
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I suggest you get a job
and start saving.
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Right, I've taken a load of shit
to the pawnbrokers,
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and that's everything I own
except my bed.
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And Cash Converters don't take beds,
by the way.
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And I'm just shy of 1,500.
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Great. Great. So, let's tally up
everything you own.
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OK, well, the only thing
I have of monetary value
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is this laptop, but I need it
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because I'm editing a music video
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for Youth Pastor Tomi.
Youth Pastor Tomi.
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Right.
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MUSIC PLAYS OVER LAPTOP
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Er, so...
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..this album you guys
are raising money for -
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how much have you got so far?
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Nearly 4,000. Target's 20.
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20 thou...? Kay, you can record
a song on a computer these days.
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OK. It's got to sound professional
for its spiritual message to reach
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the widest possible audience.
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Ed Sheeran records at Abbey Road.
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So, are you telling me
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that Ed Sheeran deserves better
than God?
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Think hard before you answer me,
Dom.
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OK, where's this money, Kay?
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Why? Because we're going to
help ourselves to a loan from it.
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HE CHUCKLES
No. Impossible.
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Why? Where is it?
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Because it's in the church hall
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in the cupboard where we keep
the ping pong bats.
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So why is it impossible?
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It's Youth Pastor Tomi's
album fund!
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Oh, Christ's sake. Yep.
That's the name of the album.
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We have until tonight
to deliver the money.
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Sh! We have less than half.
How are you so calm?
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I have prayed, and I believe,
with all my heart,
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that He will
deliver us a solution to this.
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We just have to have faith.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to get ready
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for Youth Ministry this evening.
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Hello. Hello.
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Help yourself to some
biscuits and crisps.
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Oh, and don't forget
Jesus Is A Vibe, 17.99. 50% off.
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It's really... Are these free?
What are you doing here?
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You've been trying to get me to come
to your church for years. Here I am.
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No. "No"?
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Isn't there something in the Bible
about not turning people away?
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You're thinking of the verse
right now, aren't you?
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Ha!
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These people are, like,
your community, right?
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Your friends?
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I'm sure if you told them
what you were going through
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and, you know, what you've done,
they'll help, right?
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Don't! Stop. That's not funny.
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I'm not joking. You tell me where
the ping-pong cupboard is right now,
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or I'll tell them what you do
after Bible study.
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Right. That's it. Time to go.
Not going.
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Don't... Time to go, though.
I want to know where... Time to go!
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I want to go... Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ha-ha! Oh, you brought us a newbie.
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Yeah, guilty!
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This is Pastor Tomi?
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Yeah. Pastor T?
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Oh, my God. This guy is always
talking about you.
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I'm such a fan.
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Also, Jesus Is A Vibe
has not been off my Discman.
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Tune. Thank you.
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Welcome. Oh, thank you.
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Welcome.
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Kay, light massage. I'm on in five.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh. Tell me! Tell me where it is!
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Tell me!
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GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYS
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MUSIC STOPS
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Say hallelujah!
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!
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Saints.
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Why are we so afraid
of God's blessings?
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God gave us the wisdom
to build the computer.
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Mm-hm. MAN: Preach!
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God loves things.
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God loves products.
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Mmm? The Bible is a...
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Product.
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The Bible is a...
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Product! These patent leather shoes
are a...
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Product!
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Pastor Tomi's 12 Weeks To Prosperity
programme is a...
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Product!
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The Audi Cabriolet is a vehicle
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for vanquishing the villainy
of Satan.
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Say hallelujah! Hallelujah!
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Especially when I'm
in the driving seat.
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And that is why we are looking
to raise at least £20,000
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for me to record an album to sing
of His glory here on Earth
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and top the charts in heaven.
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Say hallelujah. Hallelujah!
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Now, let's take a moment to honour
a very special young man,
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Brother Kayode.
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He's one of our most prolific
fundraisers.
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And tonight, he is being made
a senior vice president.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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All in recognition of his exemplary
fundraising efforts,
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not to mention the considerable
donations he has made
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from his own pockets. Say Kayode!
Kayode!
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Let us bow our heads and pray.
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Dear Lord, we ask that you bless
the street teamers this week
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in their fundraising efforts
that will help augment
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the Pastor Tomi
Recording Contract Fund.
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Pastor, Pastor? Mm?
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And also, please make sure
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that Jason's mother survives her
lung transplant. Hallelujah. Amen.
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Amen.
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Beloved ones,
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is there anyone who has anything
to share in fellowship,
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freely, of their own accord?
Please, speak.
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Yes.
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Hi, Pastor.
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I'm Dom. Long-time sinner.
First-time worshipper.
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Welcome, Dom.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I have a situation I'd like to bring
to the group.
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I have a friend, you know, good guy,
Christian guy, and, well,
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for reasons beyond his control,
he has accrued a drug debt.
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The ping-pong cupboard's over there!
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Kayode. Hmm? Dom, is still talking.
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00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,160
Sorry, Pastor Tomi.
I'm sorry, everybody.
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I just... I just realised
that she...
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Because she's a first-time person
here at the church,
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that she hasn't received
her orientation.
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So... I haven't.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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So, the toilets are back there,
and teas and coffees
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are through there.
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And give me a shout if you need
some help around the urn.
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Please, continue.
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Oh, God, it's gone.
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Your friend who is a Christian
has accrued a what?
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A drug debt.
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Drug debt. That's it. Thank you.
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So, my friend, he might have
sorted it out now, I think.
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I'm thinking, in this moment,
yeah... I think we're good.
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And that is because
you've been purified.
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Everyone say hallelujah.
Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
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Praise and Worship team
are ready to take us out again.
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MUSIC STARTS
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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# Lower
# Lower, lower
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# Lower
# Lower, lower, lower
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# Lower
# Lower, lower
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# Lower, yeah!
# Lower, lower
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# Lower
# Lower, lower... #
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See you next Sunday. All right?
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Get home safe, OK?
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00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,200
Shall we?
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00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,440
It's locked,
and it's staying that way.
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00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,080
Yeah, but...
399
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,000
..you probably have the key on you,
don't you?
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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,240
And lying's a sin, Kay.
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00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,040
SHE SIGHS
OK.
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00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,600
You raised half of that money.
403
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,720
Some of it is your money.
404
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,160
And it's for a nonsense cause.
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00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,800
I mean, come on.
SHE CHUCKLES
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00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,160
The guy is clearly a sham.
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00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,560
Where in the Bible does it say
God loves products?
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00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,080
As Pastor Tomi said,
Jesus didn't live in a time
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where people were blessed
with products.
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00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,520
OK. Wait. What are you doing?
Where's the key, Kay?
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00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,200
Are you frisking me? Yeah.
Where is it?
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00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,040
No, don't frisk me. You can't just
frisk without probable cause, Dom.
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00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,760
Yes, I can do it with permission.
No! Don't! That's legal.
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00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,120
THEY GRUNT
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Argh! Ow!
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You bit me.
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00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,880
Kay, we have no choice.
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There's always a choice.
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00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,040
What? What do we do instead, then?
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00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,720
I told you. Have faith.
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God will come through for us.
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00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,120
Are you...? OK, I am done with this.
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00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,360
I've raised my half.
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I'm going to take that to Breeze
and tell him to come after you
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for your half. Fine.
426
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,280
Not fine, Kay!
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00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,600
They will beat the living shit
out of you.
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00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,480
I have faith. Oh, my God.
429
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,040
You're delusional.
430
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,760
OK.
431
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,040
Wait up.
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00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,320
I'm coming.
433
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,160
Stop.
434
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,080
Look. What?
435
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,120
There's a pound coin on the floor.
436
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,600
Huh?
437
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,800
And it was outside a newsagent's.
438
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,640
Newsagents tend to trade
in pound sterling, Kay.
439
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,320
What's your point? No, no, no.
Don't you see?
440
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,200
This? This is the miracle.
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00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,760
Er... Yes!
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£1.
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00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,320
What?
SHE SIGHS
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STAFF: Have a good luck.
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00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,600
What is that? Scratch card.
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00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,160
Do you have anything sharp or...
447
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,200
Ooh! Your nail.
Can I have your nail, please?
448
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,760
OK. Yeah, that's nice.
449
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,360
Prepare to witness
the power of faith.
450
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,080
Yeah.
451
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,600
Well, we've still got 40 minutes,
so...
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00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,200
Yeah. See you, Kay.
453
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,520
No... Dom.
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Dom.
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Look, He will come through for me.
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I'm telling you.
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SHE GRUNTS
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OK. OK.
459
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,920
Dom? Oh, my God!
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00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,160
Do not do that again.
461
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,120
What are you doing here?
462
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,800
I came to get the money, OK?
463
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,280
Because I don't want to see you
get your hands broken,
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even though you deserve it.
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00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,840
And I'm sorry,
but, also, I'm not sorry.
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So...
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00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,840
Wait, what are you doing here?
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00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,520
I came to get the money.
469
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,640
Let's get this over with.
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You know, God forgives those
who trespass
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and walk through the valley
of the shadows of stuff.
472
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,240
The Bible's very clear about that.
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00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,760
PCSOs Dom and Kayode.
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00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,520
Tev was just about to put you
on his naughty list.
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00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,320
It's a Google doc.
476
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,200
Yeah, it's all there.
477
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,840
Nice. Nice.
478
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,360
I knew you wouldn't let us down,
fam.
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Keep it.
480
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,360
Thanks. We're upping your pack.
481
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,200
What? No!
482
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,120
Excuse me? I just mean we...
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00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,600
..we can't sell all that.
484
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,840
This is too much.
485
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,560
And... and, you know, I mean,
what's a bit more money, right?
486
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,400
I mean, is it going to make
any of us happier? Shut up.
487
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,120
I'll see you in a week. Mm-hm.
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00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,040
Don't be late.
489
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,440
Don't be short.
490
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,880
We are not cut out for this shit.
491
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,280
Can't wait to get the hell
out of this mess.
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00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,320
"I intend to repay the money,
493
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,880
"but nonetheless, I have fallen
far short in my discipleship.
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"I must return to you my medal
and the cherished office
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00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,960
"of Senior Vice President."
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00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,600
How the hell did we get here, Hooty?
SHE CRIES
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00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,200
How the hell did we get here?
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00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,160
PHONE CHIMES
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00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,400
Oh.
500
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,440
Have some self-respect,
Thirsty Kirsty!
501
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,440
DANCE MUSIC THROBS INSIDE HOUSE
502
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,760
Hello.
503
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,160
Hi.
504
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,960
You Dave's Net with the ketamine?
505
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,800
Please say yes.
506
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,360
Sorry. I'm just... I'm just looking
for Youth Pastor Tomi.
507
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,960
Have you... have you seen him?
508
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,720
Have you seen Youth Pastor Tomi?
Youth Pastor... Youth Pastor...
509
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,000
No?
510
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,960
HE SNIFFS
Youth Pastor Tomi! Oh!
511
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,320
Kay.
512
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,280
Welcome to the youth outreach
programme.
513
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,400
HE YELLS
514
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,920
There was... there was drugs.
515
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,000
There was... there was nudity.
516
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,360
Nobody was using a coaster.
SHE SCOFFS
517
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,920
And he was using the church money
to fund all of this!
518
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,160
He's a complete fraud!
Oh, my gosh.
519
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,440
Who could have guessed it?
I know.
520
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,800
Pastor Tomi, the man who lifted me
out of a gambling addiction.
521
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,520
Wait, what? Anyway, the church
council now know everything.
522
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,560
He's... he's been suspended.
523
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,040
Oh.
524
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,920
Kay,
525
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,800
if we hadn't taken the money,
526
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,880
you wouldn't have written
the letter.
527
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,520
You would never have gone
to Pastor Tomi's flat.
528
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,160
And you would never have discovered
the party with the drugs
529
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,120
and - your words - nudey ladies.
530
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,240
And he would just still be out here
taking money from the congregation
531
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,200
to fund his sinful lifestyle.
532
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,960
So...
533
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,000
Huh.
534
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,960
God works in mysterious ways!
535
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,520
HE LAUGHS
536
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,880
OK, glad you got your mojo back.
537
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:42,120
# Glory, glory, hallelu-uuu... #
Too much, too much, Kay!
538
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,920
Sorry. You always have to go
too far.
539
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,800
PHONE CHIMES
540
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,560
Oh, that's Clinton's phone.
541
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,120
Well, it could be a clue.
It's not a clue.
542
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:53,200
It's some cam with an anxious
attachment style.
543
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,320
I only ever date black women.
544
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,720
Give me that.
545
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,080
Clinton told me he only
ever dated black women.
546
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,320
Right? Well...
547
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,680
..that is a white lady.
548
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,600
Yes, definitely a white lady.
549
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,720
But then again, I thought
Meghan Markle... Kay,
550
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,960
it's a white lady.
551
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,560
And, and look at this.
552
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,960
Look at all these messages.
553
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,440
But... but no flirting, no banter,
not even an aubergine emoji.
554
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,360
I think this is the person
that Clinton was working with.
555
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,640
I think this is the person
that we've been looking for.
556
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,920
This is the person who's going
to get us out of this shit!
557
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,360
Kay, you are a genius.
558
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,720
Well, that's what happens
when you're filled with the spirit.
559
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,920
So, what do we do?
560
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,480
We're going to text Thirsty Kirsty.
561
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,840
OK.
562
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,640
What shall we send?
563
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,680
"Hey." "Hey, baby-licious."
564
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,920
"Hey," send.
565
00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:55,520
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