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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,243 --> 00:00:02,818 MUSIC: 'Land Of Hope And Glory' by Elgar 2 00:00:08,523 --> 00:00:11,418 Every year, it's our job to find talent 3 00:00:11,443 --> 00:00:13,818 to perform at the Royal Variety Performance. 4 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:15,058 CHEERING 5 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:19,258 Over the years, some of our best acts have performed 6 00:00:19,283 --> 00:00:21,578 in front of King Charles and the rest of the royal family. 7 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:33,258 The bar for talent this year has already been raised. 8 00:00:35,843 --> 00:00:37,618 What a performance! 9 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:41,018 Absolute superstars. 10 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:42,178 You just blew the roof off. 11 00:00:44,363 --> 00:00:45,778 Bye. 12 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:48,098 We need an act... 13 00:00:48,123 --> 00:00:49,938 good enough... 14 00:00:49,963 --> 00:00:52,578 to perform in front of the King. 15 00:01:01,683 --> 00:01:03,378 Oh, ye! BELL RINGS 16 00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:05,938 Auditions continue. 17 00:01:05,963 --> 00:01:07,898 Today's the big day. DOG GROWLS 18 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:13,298 # God, who made thee mighty... # 19 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,538 Imagine we get to perform in front of the royal family. 20 00:01:15,563 --> 00:01:18,818 # Make thee mightier... # 21 00:01:18,843 --> 00:01:22,138 Only the best of the best can win! 22 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:39,058 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:43,698 Hello, hello, hello. Hello. 24 00:01:43,723 --> 00:01:45,618 So, tell me who we have here. 25 00:01:45,643 --> 00:01:49,138 I'm Baoji, and you guys are... Baoji's Class! 26 00:01:49,163 --> 00:01:50,778 CHEERING AMANDA: Hey! 27 00:01:53,203 --> 00:01:55,578 I'm a teacher that currently tours schools, 28 00:01:55,603 --> 00:01:58,138 and Baniji's Class is a collective of nine different schools 29 00:01:58,163 --> 00:01:59,298 across London. Oh, really? 30 00:01:59,323 --> 00:02:01,458 And today, we're going to be performing a song 31 00:02:01,483 --> 00:02:03,058 for the new King called New King. 32 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,818 Oh, nice. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,298 And what's your hope off the back of doing Britain's Got Talent? 34 00:02:13,323 --> 00:02:17,698 We hope to win and perform in front of the new King himself, 35 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:19,138 King Charles II. 36 00:02:19,163 --> 00:02:20,258 Fantastic! BRUNO: Oh! 37 00:02:20,283 --> 00:02:22,378 AMANDA: Wow! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:02:25,123 --> 00:02:27,018 How did you feel this morning when you woke up, 39 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:28,818 knowing you were coming here today? 40 00:02:28,843 --> 00:02:30,578 Tired. LAUGHTER 41 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:34,058 Oh, I feel it every day. Oh, bless him. 42 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,578 SIMON: I get it. Have you woken up? 43 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:36,938 Are you ready for this? 44 00:02:36,963 --> 00:02:39,418 I'm definitely ready. Yes, let's do it! 45 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:41,778 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 46 00:02:41,803 --> 00:02:44,458 Good luck, good luck. 47 00:02:53,203 --> 00:02:55,538 MUSIC STARTS 48 00:02:57,643 --> 00:03:01,338 # If you were King from today 49 00:03:01,363 --> 00:03:05,298 # How would you celebrate? 50 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:09,338 # Open the palace gates 51 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:12,898 # Eat pizza, and stay up late... # 52 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:15,218 Yeah! # Do you believe 53 00:03:15,243 --> 00:03:18,858 # You have what it takes To wear the crown? 54 00:03:18,883 --> 00:03:21,458 # I'll be the coolest king 55 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:25,058 # Swap diamond rings For crispy onion rings 56 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,098 # Or chicken wings 57 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:30,258 # The crowds are cheering Long live the King... # 58 00:03:30,283 --> 00:03:32,458 CHEERING Hey! 59 00:03:32,483 --> 00:03:34,538 # I'm the new king 60 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,338 # Sipping apple juice From my chalice 61 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:38,498 # I'm the new king 62 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:40,858 # New trampoline park in the palace 63 00:03:40,883 --> 00:03:42,338 # I'm the new king... # 64 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:44,298 I like it. It's catchy. Yeah, I like it. 65 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:46,458 # I'm the new king 66 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:48,818 # They feature us up in the palace 67 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:50,818 # Oh-oh-oh-oh New king 68 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:53,018 # Oh-oh-oh New king 69 00:03:53,043 --> 00:03:54,978 -oh 70 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:57,338 # Oh-oh-oh New king 71 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:01,698 # More pocket money than Bill Gates 72 00:04:01,723 --> 00:04:03,938 # Indulge In marshmallow milkshakes... # 73 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:06,098 Look at the cream on his mouth! 74 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:07,538 # The castle's now home 75 00:04:08,963 --> 00:04:11,778 # Came in on my thro-o-one... # 76 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:13,498 Oh! 77 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:19,978 # Have a big feast There's enough sweets to go round 78 00:04:20,003 --> 00:04:22,258 # I'm the new king 79 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:24,938 # I'm living large I'm living lavish 80 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:28,578 # I'm the new king They feature us up in the palace 81 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:30,938 # Oh-oh-oh-oh New king 82 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:32,538 # Oh-oh-oh New king 83 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,898 -oh 84 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:36,858 # Oh-oh-oh. # 85 00:04:36,883 --> 00:04:38,218 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 86 00:04:40,203 --> 00:04:42,258 AMANDA: Loved that! 87 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,658 MUSIC: 'Dancing In The Street' by David Bowie and Mick Jagger 88 00:04:47,123 --> 00:04:50,378 # Calling out around the world 89 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:52,938 # Are you ready For a brand-new beat? # 90 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:55,538 Sometimes, when we see these school acts, 91 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:58,178 no-one's smiling, everyone looks miserable. 92 00:04:58,203 --> 00:05:01,178 This was the opposite. CHEERING 93 00:05:01,203 --> 00:05:05,218 Brilliant, fun, very British - just what we're looking for. 94 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:07,698 Honestly, I think if King Charles I 95 00:05:07,723 --> 00:05:11,338 was sat up in the box now, he would have absolutely loved it. 96 00:05:11,363 --> 00:05:13,898 CHEERING 97 00:05:13,923 --> 00:05:15,698 I'm saying yes. 98 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:18,538 I say yes! I'm saying yes! 99 00:05:18,563 --> 00:05:20,498 I really need to think about this... 100 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:24,178 PERSON: Say yes! No, I need to think about this. 101 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:25,378 PERSON: Say it! 102 00:05:25,403 --> 00:05:28,658 Throwing pies in each others' faces, eating pizza... 103 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:30,538 AUDIENCE CALLS OUT 104 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:33,938 That's exactly the school I would like to be at. 105 00:05:33,963 --> 00:05:35,498 It's four yeses. 106 00:05:35,523 --> 00:05:37,418 CHILDREN SCREAM, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 107 00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:43,018 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 108 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,658 They were good. 109 00:05:44,683 --> 00:05:46,298 How proud of that would you be if it won, 110 00:05:46,323 --> 00:05:47,978 and you put it on the Royal Variety? 111 00:05:48,003 --> 00:05:49,578 Yes. # Around the world 112 00:05:49,603 --> 00:05:53,018 # Now we're dancing 113 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:56,458 # Dancing in the street Dancing in the street... # 114 00:05:56,483 --> 00:05:58,178 BOYS SCREAMING Oh, we've got a guest! 115 00:05:58,203 --> 00:05:59,338 Here they come! Hello! 116 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:00,418 ALL: Hello. 117 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:04,258 You must be BoyCanto. ALL: Yeah! 118 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:06,218 Shall we get you on stage? Come on, then! 119 00:06:08,883 --> 00:06:10,818 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 120 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:15,538 Hi, who have we got here? 121 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:17,378 BoyCanto! Hey! 122 00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:19,178 BRUNO: BoyCanto! CHEERING 123 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:21,978 And where are you all from? 124 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:23,738 We're from all around England, 125 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:28,738 and we're here to promote boys dancing, singing and acting. 126 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,218 Yes! Yes! 127 00:06:30,243 --> 00:06:32,218 CHEERING 128 00:06:32,243 --> 00:06:33,618 Triple threats. 129 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,738 What's your name? I'm Harrison, and I'm 11. 130 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,698 Who's the naughty one? 131 00:06:38,723 --> 00:06:41,218 ALL: Boris. Of course! 132 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:42,498 I could've guessed that. 133 00:06:42,523 --> 00:06:44,698 How old are you, Boris? Six. 134 00:06:44,723 --> 00:06:47,178 AUDIENCE: Aw! Aw, bless him. 135 00:06:48,603 --> 00:06:51,138 If you won, what would mean more to you - 136 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:54,218 performing in front of King Charles or winning 250 grand? 137 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:55,498 King Charles. 138 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:57,498 Oh, oh. Really? 139 00:06:57,523 --> 00:06:59,818 Simon! Simon, you've got to remember, 140 00:06:59,843 --> 00:07:01,018 it's not all about the money. 141 00:07:01,043 --> 00:07:02,258 LAUGHTER 142 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:06,898 Erm, I-I... 100% agree. BRUNO: Oh! 143 00:07:06,923 --> 00:07:09,098 Well done, Harrison! Oh! 144 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:10,178 Whoo! 145 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:14,378 All right, boys, you've got two minutes 146 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:15,738 to change your life. Go for it. 147 00:07:15,763 --> 00:07:18,458 Thank you. Come on, boys! 148 00:07:18,483 --> 00:07:20,738 Come on! 149 00:07:20,763 --> 00:07:22,698 CHEERING, WHISTLING 150 00:07:26,283 --> 00:07:30,938 # Whoa-oa-oa 151 00:07:30,963 --> 00:07:35,378 # Never again Will she get the best of me 152 00:07:35,403 --> 00:07:39,338 # Never again Will she take away my freedom 153 00:07:39,363 --> 00:07:43,018 # And we won't forget the day we... 154 00:07:43,043 --> 00:07:45,058 # Fought for the right To be a little bit naughty 155 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,578 # Never again Will we live behind bars 156 00:07:47,603 --> 00:07:50,498 # Never again Now that we know that we are 157 00:07:50,523 --> 00:07:53,098 # Revolting children Living in revolting times 158 00:07:53,123 --> 00:07:57,058 # We sing revolting songs Using revolting rhymes 159 00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:01,298 # We'll be revolting children Till our revolting's done 160 00:08:01,323 --> 00:08:03,058 # And we'll have The Trunchbull bolting 161 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,258 # We're revolting! 162 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:07,098 # We'll become a screaming horde 163 00:08:07,123 --> 00:08:10,778 # Take out your hockey stick And use it as a sword 164 00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:14,378 # Never again will we be ignored 165 00:08:14,403 --> 00:08:16,578 # we'll find out Where the chalk is stored 166 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:18,978 # And draw rude pictures On the board 167 00:08:19,003 --> 00:08:21,178 # It's not insulting We're revolting! 168 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:24,458 # We can S-P-L how we like 169 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:26,058 # If enough of us are wrong Wrong is right 170 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,538 # Everyone! N-O-R-T-Y? 171 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,098 # Cos we're a little bit naughty! 172 00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:32,058 # You say We ought a stay inside the line 173 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,618 # But if we disobey at the same time 174 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,778 # There is nothing That the Trunchbull can do 175 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:37,578 # She can take her hammer and S-H-U 176 00:08:37,603 --> 00:08:39,938 # You didn't think You could push us too far 177 00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:43,938 # There's no going back now we R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N... # 178 00:08:43,963 --> 00:08:48,858 Come on! # U-S5-]-N-G, U—S—I—N—G 179 00:08:48,883 --> 00:08:53,298 # we'll be R-E-V-O-L-T-1-N-G 180 00:08:53,323 --> 00:08:56,218 # It is 2-L-8-4-U We R-E-volting! 181 00:08:57,723 --> 00:09:01,578 # We are revolting children Living in revolting times 182 00:09:01,603 --> 00:09:03,818 # We sing revolting songs Whoa-oa-oa 183 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,898 # Using revolting rhymes 184 00:09:05,923 --> 00:09:10,178 # We'll be revolting children Till our revolting's done 185 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:14,018 # It is 2-L-8-4-U We are revolting! # 186 00:09:14,043 --> 00:09:16,418 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 187 00:09:16,443 --> 00:09:18,418 MUSIC: 'Live While We're Young' by One Direction 188 00:09:18,443 --> 00:09:22,298 # Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun 189 00:09:22,323 --> 00:09:25,738 # I know we only met But let's pretend it's love 190 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:30,218 # Tonight, let's get some And live while we're young... # 191 00:09:30,243 --> 00:09:32,778 I think all of you are revolting... 192 00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:35,938 LAUGHING ..and that's a good thing. 193 00:09:35,963 --> 00:09:38,458 This was a really, really good audition, 194 00:09:38,483 --> 00:09:41,178 but just be really badly behaved going forward. 195 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,338 SIMON LAUGHS 196 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:46,538 My daughter's obsessed with Matilda, 197 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:49,458 and I think children are gonna absolutely love you. 198 00:09:49,483 --> 00:09:53,218 Your passion and energy was fantastic. 199 00:09:55,603 --> 00:09:59,778 Oh, kids, the attitude was spot on. Your energy was spot on. 200 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:02,338 You're so bad, and I loved it! 201 00:10:02,363 --> 00:10:04,138 CHEERING 202 00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:07,378 I just loved it because you loved it. 203 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:09,218 Your singing was really, really good. 204 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,738 I'm gonna start this with a yes. 205 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:14,298 I'm saying yes. 206 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,018 A big yes! 207 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:21,938 You've got four yeses. 208 00:10:21,963 --> 00:10:23,538 Congratulations. ALL: Yes! 209 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:26,858 # Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy Till we see the sun 210 00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:30,418 # I know we only met But let's pretend it's love 211 00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:33,058 # And never, never, never Stop for anyone... # 212 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,738 Well done! Well done! 213 00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:36,978 Really nice kids. 214 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,338 ALL: Yeah! 215 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:41,698 Right, go right up to that camera, and tell them how you feel. 216 00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:44,258 Amazing! DEC LAUGHS 217 00:10:48,123 --> 00:10:50,458 MR BLOBBY: Blobby! What the hell is going on? 218 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,458 Simon, what the hell is wrong with you? 219 00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:54,858 HE SINGS 220 00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:57,178 I'm glad I'm wearing my big knickers tonight. 221 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:07,978 AMANDA: Bruno was saying today 222 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:10,818 that you used to have shoulder-length hair. 223 00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:13,298 I did. I wanna see that, I'm gonna Google it. 224 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,498 Oh, please don't. No, no, no. AMANDA LAUGHS 225 00:11:15,523 --> 00:11:17,098 No, no. Not now. 226 00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:19,938 # Now if there's a smile On my face... # 227 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,818 What exactly are you doing for us today? 228 00:11:21,843 --> 00:11:24,218 We wanted to do an act that gives people a bit of everything. 229 00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:25,658 I just love making people laugh. 230 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:29,538 # Don't let my glad expression... # Blobby! 231 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,578 My wife and I do a comedy act. Oh, nice. 232 00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:35,218 # The tears of a clown... # 233 00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:36,858 DEC: Darren. ANT: Working with Darren. 234 00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:39,058 Comedian. Darren! 235 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,618 Darren. You Darren? Yeah, yeah, you all right? 236 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:44,138 Yeah, I'm good. Come on, you've gotta come with us now, Darren. 237 00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:45,498 You're on! You're on. How are you? 238 00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,698 All right, very nervous. Are you? Yeah. 239 00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:49,298 You got your plunger? I'm always ready. 240 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,738 So, are you a plumber in real life? I actually am a plumber. 241 00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:53,778 You are? Are you? 242 00:11:53,803 --> 00:11:56,178 Yeah, well, I just lost my job at the cat sanctuary. Did you? 243 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,818 Yeah, they reduced me hours. ANT TITTERS 244 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,258 They had. Genuinely? No, that was a joke. 245 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,058 Oh. Tough crowd. Yeah. 246 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:04,178 Yeah... Didn't get it. I didn't get it. 247 00:12:05,603 --> 00:12:08,298 So, you're doing gags for us? Well, I'm trying to. 248 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,498 And, erm... You wanna do this full time? 249 00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:16,818 You've forgot? Yeah, yeah. 250 00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:19,058 Do you want a moment? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, have a moment. 251 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,978 Have a little moment. Go on. Have a little moment. 252 00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:25,178 What...? Explain it. I don't get it. 253 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,578 They reduced his hours in the cat sanctuary. Yeah. 254 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,378 Oh, Me-ow-ers! Me-ow-ers. 255 00:12:30,403 --> 00:12:32,338 Thanks for clearing that up, Steve. 256 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:36,978 Markus, the judges are ready for you now. If you'd like to follow me. 257 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,018 OK, thank you. 258 00:12:40,723 --> 00:12:42,498 OK. OK. 259 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:45,578 Wow! Cos Dec didn't laugh at his joke... 260 00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:48,218 No, I did laugh - in the wrong place. 261 00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,338 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 262 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,178 Looking good, Simon! 263 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:55,298 How are you? You good? WHOOPING 264 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,098 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES 265 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,978 Hello. Hello. 266 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,378 And what's your name, please? 267 00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:10,378 My name's Markus Birdman. And where you from, Markus? 268 00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:12,858 From Essex. WHOOPING 269 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:17,018 How old are you, Markus? I'm 52. OK, and what do you do? 270 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,978 I used to be in a band, but from that, 271 00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:22,458 my band mates suggested maybe I should try comedy. 272 00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:24,778 Tell me, what's the WORST gig you've ever done? 273 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,578 HE CHUCKLES The worst gig I've ever done? 274 00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:28,978 I drew... I threw... Er, I... Hmm. 275 00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:34,978 I went all the way to Plymouth and was wearing leather-soled shoes, 276 00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:36,258 ran onto stage. 277 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,818 It was very wet, I slipped straight over into the front, er... 278 00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:43,298 landed with my face in the front row and, er, never really recovered. 279 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,978 You'd think someone would find that funny. 280 00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,698 OK. And do you think you can win? 281 00:13:48,723 --> 00:13:51,818 Erm, I'd like to think so, yes. OK, Markus. 282 00:13:51,843 --> 00:13:53,098 WHOOPING Well, good luck. 283 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,338 Thank you very much. Thank you. APPLAUSE 284 00:13:58,723 --> 00:13:59,698 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 285 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,178 Erm... 286 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:08,298 I will start with a joke. Seems like a good idea. 287 00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:09,698 Erm... 288 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,498 Kids are the biggest source of joy you will ever have. 289 00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:14,258 Trouble is, they do tend to ruin 290 00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:17,178 every other source of joy... you ever have. 291 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:18,378 LAUGHTER 292 00:14:18,403 --> 00:14:21,738 I hear other parents say stuff like, “I'd take a bullet for my child.” 293 00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:24,098 Would you? LAUGHTER 294 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:28,578 I'd take a bullet for my child, put it in a gun and shoot her. 295 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:29,618 LAUGHTER 296 00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,898 My daughter's now 18, I can't believe it. 297 00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:35,178 She's one of those teenagers that wears tons of make-up, 298 00:14:35,203 --> 00:14:38,178 you know, she makes RuPaul look like a trucker. 299 00:14:38,203 --> 00:14:41,138 The whole pandemic was kicking off, and I did what many people did here, 300 00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:43,258 which was to spend the next two years fairly drunk. 301 00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:46,938 "I need a drink! Well, it's only half five. 302 00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:48,258 "Better wait till six o'clock." 303 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,018 "All right, 5.45, I'm opening the drink. 304 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,938 "Six o'clock, woof! All right, new plan - 305 00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:53,778 "one more at six thirty, another one at seven, 306 00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:56,378 "and then I will get up and make my daughter some breakfast.” 307 00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:01,898 So, a couple of years ago, I had a stroke. That's what happened. 308 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,618 People don't always believe me, 309 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:05,818 cos I perhaps don't look like a stroke survivor to you, 310 00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:08,218 but what you fail to appreciate is I'm actually 23. 311 00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,938 I do a lot of work for the Stroke Association, for obvious reasons. 312 00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:14,338 They asked me to do a benefit gig. 313 00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:17,698 Now, you would think, as a two-time stroke survivor, as I am... 314 00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:20,138 you ought to be able to make jokes about surviving strokes 315 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:23,458 to other stroke survivors... LAUGHTER 316 00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:24,538 Where's this going? 317 00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:26,098 No! LAUGHTER 318 00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:28,138 At one point, someone stood up and went, 319 00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:29,938 "Stroke victims have feelings, too, mate!" 320 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,898 I went, "I know. But only down half the side of their body, so..." 321 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,378 LAUGHTER 322 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,618 When I was in hospital, I was very heavily sedated, 323 00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:41,778 and, erm, I was wearing, like, one of those hospital gowns. 324 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:44,978 So your backside is hanging out for some reason. It's hideous! 325 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,458 The "bum cape”, as I liked to call it. 326 00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:48,698 LAUGHTER So there I was, heavily sedated. 327 00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:51,338 I needed to go to the toilet. It was quite late at night. 328 00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:54,458 I parted the bum cape, backed into the toilet, sat down. 329 00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,818 So far, so good... were it not for the fact 330 00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:59,258 that there was already a blind naked man sat there. 331 00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:09,018 Now, I don't know if you've ever sat naked on another naked man... 332 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,098 No, never. 333 00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:13,898 What you might expect is the person you just sat on to go, "Get off!" 334 00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:16,578 What happens is the most beautiful middle-class English thing 335 00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:17,978 I think I've ever heard in my life, 336 00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,618 he just went, "Oh, I'm sorry, who's that?" 337 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,538 Thank you very much. Thank you. 338 00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:29,498 # I have to praise you 339 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,258 # I have to praise you 340 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:39,498 # I have to praise you... # Very good! Very good! 341 00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:44,218 Oh, my God. Brilliant. 342 00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:48,538 Markus, honestly... I don't think any of us were expecting that. 343 00:16:48,563 --> 00:16:50,738 LAUGHTER Bruno? 344 00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:53,498 Oh, I love it. You're not afraid to go there. 345 00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:57,378 Your delivery is absolutely spot on. 346 00:16:57,403 --> 00:16:59,538 APPLAUSE Every gag, you hit the jackpot. 347 00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:02,378 # I have to praise you... # 348 00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,578 Alesha? 349 00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:07,218 I think what I like about you, your style is quite dry. 350 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,458 I thought every single joke was funny. 351 00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:12,098 The kids thing - I am with you, my friend! 352 00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:14,418 Well done. Thank you. Thank you. 353 00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:20,058 Everything you said tonight on stage, I HOWLED at. 354 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,218 I mean, I'm glad I'm wearing my big knickers tonight, 355 00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,378 that's all I'm saying. Well done. 356 00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:27,018 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 357 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,578 I honestly wasn't expecting this. No, me neither. 358 00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,378 You were just brilliant! WHOOPING 359 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,098 And we've never heard jokes like this. 360 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:36,418 I absolutely love you. That is a yes from me. 361 00:17:36,443 --> 00:17:38,578 WHOOPING CONTINUES 362 00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:40,818 It's an absolute yes from me. 363 00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:45,018 Alesha? It's a yes from me. 364 00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:47,258 Bruno? It's yes from me. I'm still laughing. 365 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,378 # Praise you 366 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,978 # I have to praise you 367 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:59,098 # I have to praise you... # Thank you, thank you. 368 00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:06,018 Yeah. 369 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,658 Hurray! Oh, I want one of those! 370 00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,898 SIMON: My God, that was brilliant. So good. 371 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:12,978 He was great. 372 00:18:14,123 --> 00:18:16,658 # I have to praise you... # 373 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:19,338 DEC: Go for it. Good luck, chaps! Have fun. 374 00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:22,538 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 375 00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:29,578 ALESHA: Hello. Hiya. 376 00:18:29,603 --> 00:18:30,698 All right? How are you? 377 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,018 Not bad. Yeah, good thanks. 378 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,818 Who do we have here? My name's Duane, he's Ashford. 379 00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:37,138 And the group's called Simon Heart. 380 00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:39,338 Who's Simon? Where's Simon, then? 381 00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:41,018 Simon cos my surname's Simon, 382 00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:43,218 and Heart because the music comes from the heart. 383 00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:45,618 You said he would like it. LAUGHTER 384 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,178 BOTH: Ah! 385 00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:51,018 I thought his name was Heart. It's so confusing! 386 00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:54,298 ALESHA: Do you have a day job, boys? I work in children's homes. 387 00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,498 And I'm a security guard. OK. 388 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,418 MUSIC: 'Step On' by Happy Mondays 389 00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,858 'Me and Ashford have known each other since we were kids.' 390 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,458 Yeah. We used to live in the same street. 391 00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,538 'We've been performing together for 25 years.' 392 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,058 I just love entertaining. 393 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,338 Even when I'm offstage, it's like on stage. 394 00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:14,058 # Gonna stamp out your fire... # 395 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,578 'No-one ever taught us what we could do, we could just do it.' 396 00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,378 Yeah. 397 00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:21,458 'Our big dream is Madison Square Garden..." 'Yeah.' 398 00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:24,338 "..London O2 Arena...' 'Yeah.' "..American Super Bowl' 399 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,778 And to perform for the King would be an unbelievable honour. 400 00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:28,418 CHEERING 401 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,578 What's the big dream for you guys? 402 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,058 Obviously, do an act that can... 403 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,938 be performed all around the world for years to come. 404 00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:37,658 All right, the stage is yours. 405 00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:42,298 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK 406 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:47,498 Arnold... what classic model are you again? 407 00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,018 IN TERMINATOR VOICE: I am a T101. 408 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,018 HE BEATBOXES 409 00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,538 LAUGHTER 410 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:57,418 BEATBOXING CONTINUES, PLAYS KEYBOARD 411 00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:01,658 Simon Cowell, I calculate the 83% probability 412 00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:04,018 you will put us through to the next round. 413 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,738 Jason, stop being a crank! 414 00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,498 IN JASON STATHAM VOICE: Who're you calling a crank? Jason Statham. 415 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,378 There's only one problem with Britain's Got Talent judges - 416 00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:15,778 you never understand much about what's being said. 417 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,458 It's just judgey. LAUGHTER 418 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,938 But you, Bruno Tonioli, 419 00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:22,098 if you don't put us through to the next round, 420 00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:24,578 I'll come back looking for you. 421 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,858 Optimus, let's roll out. 422 00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:29,418 IN OPTIMUS PRIME VOICE: I am Optimus Prime. 423 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,018 And I am here to entertain. 424 00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:35,298 Alesha, put us through or roll out! 425 00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,738 BUZZER SOUNDS 426 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:38,938 AUDIENCE GASP DEC: What's going on? 427 00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:41,338 I don't know, I don't even know what they do, what they're... 428 00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,178 What they're called. ..what they're called. 429 00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:45,018 IN SHAGGY VOICE: # Life is one big party 430 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,098 # When you're still young 431 00:20:46,123 --> 00:20:49,178 # But who's gonna have your back When it's all done 432 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:52,018 # It's all good when you're little You have pure fun 433 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,098 # Can't be a fool, son What about the long run? 434 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,458 # She was there Through my incarceration 435 00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:59,738 # I wanna show the nation My appreciation... # 436 00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:02,538 IN RAYVON VOICE: # Amanda's my angel 437 00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:05,538 # You're my darling angel... # Now I feel bad. 438 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:08,378 MIMICS RECORD REWIND, BEATBOXES 439 00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:10,658 Somebody explain what the hell is going on! 440 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:14,098 BEATBOXING CONTINUES, WHOOPING 441 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,978 # Simon Heart Man's on the climb 442 00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,818 # Beating box and spitting bars At the same time 443 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,138 # Simon Heart Forever, won't lie 444 00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:24,938 # BGT reppin', sign out. # 445 00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:26,938 Simon, what the hell is wrong with you? 446 00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:29,098 Push the Golden Buzzer... BOTH: Now! 447 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,778 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 448 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:38,498 So, which one's Simon? 449 00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:41,258 Who was that last one, where you were just doing that dance? 450 00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:43,578 That was our self. LAUGHTER 451 00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:48,578 Duane did well, didn't he? I don't know! 452 00:21:48,603 --> 00:21:50,618 This act was like a little bit of this 453 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,938 and a little bit of that, and we'll throw a bit of that in. 454 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,138 Yeah. I bloody loved it! 455 00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:56,698 LAUGHTER But I would die if... 456 00:21:56,723 --> 00:21:58,138 "King Charles Il1, 457 00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:01,218 "this is what we've got for you for the Royal Variety"! 458 00:22:01,243 --> 00:22:02,458 A bit of British culture. 459 00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:09,338 All right, then, let's take a vote. Oh, it's a yes! 460 00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:12,978 They're gonna put them through! I'm saying yes. 461 00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:14,818 Honestly, they're gonna put them through. 462 00:22:16,723 --> 00:22:18,938 It's a no from me. Oh! Just saying. 463 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,178 AUDIENCE BOOS Simon, what did you think? 464 00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:25,818 It was hits and very big miss... LAUGHTER 465 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:30,618 However, personality is a big part of this show. 466 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,818 I like both of you. CHEERING 467 00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,338 You've got three yesses. Thank you! 468 00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:47,138 What the hell have we just witnessed?! 469 00:22:47,163 --> 00:22:49,458 I can't believe you put them through. 470 00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:51,178 Just two geezers having a go. 471 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,378 Thing is, I've got more voices, you know? 472 00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,378 ANT: Do us one. QUACKS HARSHLY 473 00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:57,338 IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: Oh, boy! Donald Duck. 474 00:22:57,363 --> 00:22:58,618 Donald Duck. LAUGHTER 475 00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,258 Get out! 476 00:23:00,283 --> 00:23:02,578 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Well done. 477 00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:05,458 Wicked. BOTH: Oh, my God. 478 00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:07,738 This show will be the death of me. 479 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:18,338 The main thing for you is just be yourself and enjoy it. 480 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:22,178 # Don't stop Thinking about tomorrow... # 481 00:23:22,203 --> 00:23:25,898 I just still can't believe I'm here. Yeah, it's gonna be brilliant. 482 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:31,818 Are you ready to do this? Come with me. Let's go. 483 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,258 Come round, guys. Come round. 484 00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:37,578 How are you, all? Hello. 485 00:23:37,603 --> 00:23:39,698 So, what a day you guys have had. 486 00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:50,298 # Look at me 487 00:23:50,323 --> 00:23:56,298 # You can take it all Because this face is free 488 00:23:56,323 --> 00:24:00,178 # I can even do reality... # 489 00:24:00,203 --> 00:24:02,898 OK, so, into your pose for me, please. 490 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:06,378 Straight back. Stomach in. Tighten your arse. 491 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,218 Ready, Bruno? Yeah. Cameras turn over for us, please? 492 00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:10,858 BRUNO BREATHES HEAVILY 493 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,418 Look at the lights! They are so cool! 494 00:24:13,443 --> 00:24:16,658 They're mint. Whoa! 495 00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:21,298 ALL: Whoa! 496 00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:22,658 King Charles! Wow! 497 00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:26,738 He looks so real. That's so cool. It's amazing. 498 00:24:26,763 --> 00:24:28,938 That's Zendaya. Yeah, that's Zendaya. 499 00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:32,138 Look, it's David Beckham. Can you play for Man United? 500 00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:34,578 All right, cameras ready. Everyone ready. 501 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,418 The kids are about to come in. 502 00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:38,778 Bruno, are you ready? 503 00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:41,658 Oh, my God. Look who's in here. It's Bruno. 504 00:24:41,683 --> 00:24:43,058 Fabulous, darling. WOMAN LAUGHS 505 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,858 THEY SCREAM 506 00:24:52,883 --> 00:24:56,018 Hello, United 2 Dance! Oh, my God. 507 00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:57,338 Are you real? I am real. 508 00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:01,098 You can touch me. I am not... I am not a robot! 509 00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:08,698 You know why I'm here? Because Olena got in touch with me 510 00:25:08,723 --> 00:25:11,258 to tell me how wonderful 511 00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:15,658 you have been to her and her son as Nazari. 512 00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:18,338 Are you...? Oh, hello, my darling. 513 00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:21,898 How wonderful you've been to them since they came from Ukraine, 514 00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:27,578 helping them, getting you a chance to dance and a chance to shine. 515 00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:30,058 Olena, can you tell me all about it, my darling? 516 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:34,858 I can't thank United 2 Dance enough 517 00:25:34,883 --> 00:25:38,658 for everything what they done for my family and for my son. 518 00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:42,458 Since we arrived here, they support us, 519 00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:47,538 they sponsored Nazari, they present him clothes for dance. 520 00:25:47,563 --> 00:25:49,978 So, it's like being welcomed a new family. 521 00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:52,698 No words will be enough to say 522 00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:56,698 how we are grateful to United 2 Dance. 523 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,498 They change our life. 524 00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:03,418 OK. Now, here comes a surprise. 525 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:09,498 Olena has nominated you 526 00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:15,298 to come and audition today for Britain's Got Talent. 527 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,898 CHEERING 528 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,378 Let's go! 529 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:23,138 ALL: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! 530 00:26:32,603 --> 00:26:34,778 Who's that? LAUGHTER 531 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:38,298 I love you, too. But this is real love. 532 00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,298 And that's real love as well. 533 00:26:42,323 --> 00:26:44,898 LAUGHTER, CHEERING 534 00:26:44,923 --> 00:26:46,858 Happy to see Bruno again? It's all yours. 535 00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:48,138 Go for it. Enjoy. 536 00:26:48,163 --> 00:26:49,298 Have fun. Good luck. 537 00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:54,658 BRUNO CHUCKLES 538 00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:00,098 I think we've met before. 539 00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:01,338 ALL: Yes! 540 00:27:01,363 --> 00:27:03,698 Why don't you tell us all how we met? 541 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:08,698 We went to this place called Madame Tussauds, 542 00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,218 and then we seen Bruno. 543 00:27:10,243 --> 00:27:13,098 We thought he was wax... LAUGHTER 544 00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:14,418 ...but he was real. 545 00:27:19,283 --> 00:27:21,658 He told us that we're going on this show. 546 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,858 Well, he was right. 547 00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,578 And there's somebody very special here, isn't it? 548 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,098 Why don't you tell us? 549 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:30,018 Yes, I wanted to tell that I am from Ukraine. 550 00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:31,738 And I come here. 551 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,578 And my mum wanted to make surprise for all of us. 552 00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:39,018 Amazing. 553 00:27:39,043 --> 00:27:43,298 Your mum has made your dreams come true. 554 00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:45,778 And we are going to be dancing. 555 00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:48,538 LAUGHTER 556 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,538 "Let's just bring it back to the business at hand. 557 00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,498 "We're gonna be dancing, OK?" 558 00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:54,938 Listen, I can't wait to see you dance. 559 00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:56,858 Are you ready? Yes, we are. 560 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,058 Come on, go for it. Thank you. 561 00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:08,898 They are so cute. 562 00:28:30,203 --> 00:28:32,378 # Sin City's cold and empty 563 00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:35,298 # No-one's around to judge me 564 00:28:35,323 --> 00:28:39,978 # I can't see clearly When you're gone 565 00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:43,138 # And I said, ooh 566 00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:46,098 # 1'm blinded by the lights 567 00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:50,858 # No, I cant sleep Until I feel your touch... # 568 00:28:50,883 --> 00:28:52,058 CHEERING 569 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,738 VOICE-OVER: It's our turn now. Come on, girls. Let's show them. 570 00:28:55,763 --> 00:29:00,298 # Don't think about it Just move your body 571 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:03,298 # Listen to the music Sing, oh, ey, oh 572 00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:07,698 # Oh, I feel better when I'm dancing Yeah, yeah 573 00:29:07,723 --> 00:29:10,418 # Better when I'm dancing Yeah, yeah... # 574 00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:12,698 Ha-ha-ha! 575 00:29:12,723 --> 00:29:15,298 # Pa-pa-pa da-da La-la-la la-da-da 576 00:29:15,323 --> 00:29:18,738 # La-la-la la-da-da Pa-pa da-da 577 00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:23,018 # I feel better when I'm dancing I'm better when I'm dancing 578 00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:26,018 # Hey, I'm better when I'm 579 00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:28,178 # Yeah, yeah. # 580 00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:29,818 CHEERING 581 00:29:36,283 --> 00:29:38,858 # Just move on up 582 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:42,618 # Toward your destination 583 00:29:42,643 --> 00:29:44,578 # Though you may find... # 584 00:29:44,603 --> 00:29:47,258 Standing ovation! Have a look, have a look. 585 00:29:51,683 --> 00:29:56,218 BRUNO: Oh, I'm so proud of you. So proud of you. 586 00:29:56,243 --> 00:30:00,258 So precise, so clean. 587 00:30:00,283 --> 00:30:02,258 So strong. 588 00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:07,378 And actually, Nazari, I think your mum is here today. 589 00:30:07,403 --> 00:30:11,218 You should be proud! You should be proud! 590 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,218 She is proud of them. Very proud. 591 00:30:14,243 --> 00:30:17,378 ALESHA: I mean, you were slick. 592 00:30:17,403 --> 00:30:19,418 You were so in sync and together and polished. 593 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,178 Honestly, one of the best acts we've had like this 594 00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:23,858 in a very long time. 595 00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:26,458 Well done. CHEERING 596 00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:29,378 AMANDA: I completely agree. 597 00:30:29,403 --> 00:30:33,178 It just felt like you got a really good mix of your age and the fun, 598 00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:35,538 and all of that came out on stage. 599 00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:38,458 And I can see as well that you feel like a family on stage. 600 00:30:38,483 --> 00:30:40,618 It's amazing. 601 00:30:40,643 --> 00:30:43,298 This was a brilliant audition. 602 00:30:43,323 --> 00:30:45,538 I mean, you put a lot of people, 603 00:30:45,563 --> 00:30:49,018 who are much older than you doing this, to shame, seriously. 604 00:30:49,043 --> 00:30:50,258 This was incredible. 605 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,938 So, can I be the first, please, to say... 606 00:30:53,963 --> 00:30:55,498 yes. 607 00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:00,818 Amanda? It's a yes from me. 608 00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:02,458 That's two. Alesha? 609 00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:04,458 I love you. It's a yes from me. 610 00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:07,858 And now we have Madame Tussauds. LAUGHTER 611 00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:09,498 Yes! Yes. 612 00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:13,058 # Just move on up 613 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:17,018 # And keep on wishing 614 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,498 # Remember your dream Is your only scheme 615 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:23,138 # So keep on pushing... # 616 00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:30,778 They're amazing! Amazing. 617 00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:33,818 How did that feel out there? ALL: Really fun! 618 00:31:33,843 --> 00:31:35,458 How are you gonna celebrate? 619 00:31:35,483 --> 00:31:37,778 A party. OK, are you going to organise a party? 620 00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:39,018 Yes! Is that cool? 621 00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:42,018 Go and have a party! Thanks very much. Well done. 622 00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:44,378 Thank you, well done. Bye! 623 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:48,458 Have you done anything like this before? 624 00:31:48,483 --> 00:31:50,058 HE GROANS 625 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:54,298 Hi, I'm Travis George, I'm 22, and I'm from South Wales. 626 00:31:54,323 --> 00:31:57,898 # 1've got my best suit on And I'm ready... # 627 00:31:57,923 --> 00:32:01,458 I live with my mother and our lovely cat Seren. 628 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:03,658 How are you feeling about today? Yeah, Mum? 629 00:32:03,683 --> 00:32:05,858 I've cried three times already. SHE CHUCKLES 630 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:10,658 Being here at Britain's Got Talent, to him, it's a momentous occasion. 631 00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:17,738 This is completely out of anything I've ever attempted. 632 00:32:17,763 --> 00:32:19,458 Today, when I'm standing in the wings, 633 00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:21,058 watching my son on that stage, 634 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,258 I am going to be the proudest mother. 635 00:32:25,323 --> 00:32:29,658 I will be delighted if he does get the yes, yes, yes, yes. 636 00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:35,498 Without her constant encouragement and love and care, 637 00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:38,738 I wouldn't, really, have been able to accomplish anything. 638 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:42,418 # You're gonna see me rise... # 639 00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:43,938 CHEERING 640 00:32:46,363 --> 00:32:47,938 He's not had it easy, 641 00:32:47,963 --> 00:32:50,378 and I just think he deserves a break. 642 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,978 He deserves something really good to happen. 643 00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:55,338 And I'm really hoping it will. 644 00:32:57,003 --> 00:32:59,418 Welcome, and what's your name, please? 645 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,458 I am... 646 00:33:01,483 --> 00:33:04,018 Er, my name's Travis George, I'm 22, 647 00:33:04,043 --> 00:33:05,858 and, erm... 648 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,178 and I'm here from South Wales. 649 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,058 And what brought you on the show this year? 650 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:15,418 I believe that Britain's Got Talent is the greatest opportunity 651 00:33:15,443 --> 00:33:19,218 for any person who wants to try and achieve their dream in the UK. 652 00:33:21,403 --> 00:33:23,578 I... 653 00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:26,258 I love singing, that's always been the dream. 654 00:33:26,283 --> 00:33:27,778 What is your dream? 655 00:33:27,803 --> 00:33:30,658 What kind of singer are you? Where would you like to be? 656 00:33:30,683 --> 00:33:32,058 I mean, tell me. 657 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,938 Erm... 658 00:33:34,963 --> 00:33:36,498 ... HE STUTTERS 659 00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:42,018 I... 660 00:33:50,203 --> 00:33:53,498 OK, Travis, so... 661 00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:55,018 big day. 662 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,618 Come on, boy. APPLAUSE 663 00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,818 Come on, boy! 664 00:34:02,843 --> 00:34:04,618 CHEERING 665 00:34:07,563 --> 00:34:09,858 All right, Travis, best of luck. We do hope this goes well. 666 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,458 Good luck. 667 00:34:20,723 --> 00:34:22,538 SONG: 'Stars' from Les Miserables 668 00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:30,858 # There 669 00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:34,578 # Out in the darkness 670 00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:38,138 # A fugitive running 671 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:42,138 # Fallen from God 672 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,418 # With order and light 673 00:34:45,443 --> 00:34:48,978 # You are the sentinels 674 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,378 # Silent and sure 675 00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:55,538 # Keeping watch in the night 676 00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:57,818 # Keeping watch in the night 677 00:34:59,523 --> 00:35:02,938 # You know your place in the sky 678 00:35:02,963 --> 00:35:05,818 # You hold your course and your aim 679 00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:09,498 # And each in your season Returns and returns 680 00:35:09,523 --> 00:35:13,898 # And is always the same 681 00:35:13,923 --> 00:35:18,098 # And if you fall as Lucifer fell 682 00:35:18,123 --> 00:35:22,978 # You fall in flame 683 00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,418 # And so it must be 684 00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,338 # For so it is written 685 00:35:27,363 --> 00:35:30,618 # On the doorway to paradise 686 00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:34,418 # That those who falter And those who fall 687 00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:39,778 # Must pay the price 688 00:35:45,683 --> 00:35:49,898 # Lord, let me find him 689 00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:53,738 # That I may see him 690 00:35:53,763 --> 00:35:57,538 # Safe behind bars 691 00:35:57,563 --> 00:36:01,458 # I will never rest 692 00:36:01,483 --> 00:36:04,298 # Till then 693 00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:08,138 # This I swear 694 00:36:08,163 --> 00:36:10,298 by 695 00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:17,258 # The stars. # 696 00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:22,538 HOLDS NOTE 697 00:36:26,043 --> 00:36:30,698 # If I lay here 698 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:34,338 # If I just lay here 699 00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:41,298 # Would you live with me And just forget the world... # 700 00:36:45,923 --> 00:36:48,058 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 701 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,498 Get in! 702 00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:53,218 # All that I ever was 703 00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:57,218 # Is here in your perfect eyes 704 00:36:57,243 --> 00:36:59,538 # They're all I can see... # Look at that! 705 00:37:07,443 --> 00:37:09,418 He's good, isn't he? 706 00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:10,818 Yeah, he's good. Come here. 707 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:23,058 Well, you weren't messing around, were you? Erm... Bruno? 708 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,818 Talk about going for it! 709 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:27,818 I tell you, you could walk into 710 00:37:27,843 --> 00:37:30,818 a West End show or a Broadway show tomorrow. 711 00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,698 Very, very difficult song, 712 00:37:32,723 --> 00:37:36,378 sung better than most people I've heard it sung. 713 00:37:36,403 --> 00:37:39,258 CHEERING 714 00:37:39,283 --> 00:37:41,018 I've seen Les Mis countless times, 715 00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:43,458 and you just knocked it out of the park. 716 00:37:43,483 --> 00:37:45,298 Flawless. 717 00:37:45,323 --> 00:37:47,778 ALESHA: You are adorable. 718 00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:52,938 You are so sweet, and you don't realise how great you are. 719 00:37:52,963 --> 00:37:55,938 I'm really, really happy for you that you had this moment. 720 00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,058 Thank you. 721 00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:03,178 Travis, I mean, it was obviously an amazing audition. 722 00:38:03,203 --> 00:38:06,578 I mean, literally, that's what I call selling a song. 723 00:38:06,603 --> 00:38:08,698 This was an audition we're gonna remember, Travis. 724 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,298 Bruno? 725 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,498 Yes. 726 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,818 Alesha? It's a yes from me. 727 00:38:17,203 --> 00:38:21,018 Amanda? 100% yes from me. 728 00:38:23,723 --> 00:38:26,218 What do you think? CROWD: Yes! 729 00:38:28,323 --> 00:38:31,418 That's about 4,000 yeses. 730 00:38:34,923 --> 00:38:38,018 # All that I ever was 731 00:38:38,043 --> 00:38:42,818 # Is here in your perfect eyes 732 00:38:42,843 --> 00:38:45,218 # They're all I can see... # 733 00:38:45,243 --> 00:38:47,338 He's so nice. 734 00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:51,978 # I don't know where 735 00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:54,618 # Confused about how as well... # 736 00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:56,458 Great voice. 737 00:38:56,483 --> 00:38:59,378 How did that...? No! Stay, stay, stay, stay. 738 00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:04,418 There are no words, guys. ... 1-1-I feel reborn. 739 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,298 Put it on my gravestone guys. Aw! 740 00:39:06,323 --> 00:39:09,458 It's something to remember, really. Well, you've gotta believe it now. 741 00:39:10,003 --> 00:39:13,498 Travis, lovely to meet you. You've got to be very proud. 742 00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,138 Very nice to meet you. 743 00:39:15,163 --> 00:39:16,778 You can breathe now. 744 00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:18,658 THEY EXHALE DEEPLY Well done! 745 00:39:22,923 --> 00:39:25,298 Bye, Simon, love you! Bye. 746 00:39:36,603 --> 00:39:38,938 # I can make you feel good 747 00:39:38,963 --> 00:39:40,858 # I can make you feel good... # 748 00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,218 Excited to meet the judges. 749 00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:43,618 Me too. I hope Simon's in a good mood. 750 00:39:46,323 --> 00:39:47,338 Here we go. 751 00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:50,058 APPLAUSE 752 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:52,418 Hello. Hello. 753 00:39:52,443 --> 00:39:54,738 Who are you? My name is Bennet Kavanagh. 754 00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:57,658 Is whatever you're gonna do how you make a living? 755 00:39:57,683 --> 00:39:59,858 No, so I make a living as a music teacher at the minute. 756 00:39:59,883 --> 00:40:01,818 Hopefully... Hopefully this will take over, 757 00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,298 and I can earn a career from that. 758 00:40:03,323 --> 00:40:04,778 Fantastic. Good luck. 759 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,858 Thank you very much. Thank you. 760 00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:10,538 So, not only am I a comedian, I'm a musical comedian. 761 00:40:10,563 --> 00:40:11,978 Cheer if you're a fan of guitar. 762 00:40:12,003 --> 00:40:13,058 CHEERING Yeah. 763 00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,458 Well, that's a real shame. 764 00:40:14,483 --> 00:40:17,898 So, I'm able to get on with what I can do 765 00:40:17,923 --> 00:40:19,138 with a lot of... HITS KEYS 766 00:40:19,163 --> 00:40:20,698 ...grace and dignity... BUZZER SOUNDS 767 00:40:20,723 --> 00:40:22,018 So I hope I achieve that tonight. 768 00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,818 BUZZER SOUNDS 769 00:40:23,843 --> 00:40:25,818 Here's the first song. 770 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,978 # I got into an Uber 771 00:40:28,003 --> 00:40:29,858 # But it was not for me 772 00:40:29,883 --> 00:40:32,098 # And I was too awkward to get out 773 00:40:32,123 --> 00:40:34,298 # So now I live in Leeds... # 774 00:40:34,323 --> 00:40:35,818 BUZZER SOUNDS Thank you. 775 00:40:35,843 --> 00:40:37,858 I should explain, Amanda, erm, Uber... 776 00:40:37,883 --> 00:40:40,418 It's like a chauffeur you get from your phone. 777 00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:41,858 LAUGHTER 778 00:40:41,883 --> 00:40:43,258 Just for... 779 00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:44,938 I'm enjoying this now. 780 00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:48,338 This next song is called An Episode Of Medieval Top Gear. 781 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,578 PLAYS TOP GEAR THEME 782 00:40:49,603 --> 00:40:52,178 # Hey, what's the horsepower On that thing? 783 00:40:52,203 --> 00:40:54,298 # One... # LAUGHTER 784 00:40:58,203 --> 00:41:00,178 Simon loves it! 785 00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:02,138 # I knew a girl Who had a smoking habit 786 00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:05,178 # And that's why she was A terrible nun. # 787 00:41:05,203 --> 00:41:06,898 LAUGHTER 788 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:10,138 Oh, my God, Simon finds this funny. Now we're in trouble. 789 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,458 Thank you very much. Thank you. 790 00:41:11,483 --> 00:41:12,938 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 791 00:41:12,963 --> 00:41:15,418 MUSIC: 'Happy" by Pharrell Williams 792 00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:17,938 Oh, Bennett, you've made somebody very happy. 793 00:41:17,963 --> 00:41:19,938 Actually, it was funny. 794 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,698 Thank you. No, really. 795 00:41:21,723 --> 00:41:25,938 I actually don't find comedians that funny, but you made me laugh. 796 00:41:27,763 --> 00:41:29,338 Thank you very much. 797 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:32,418 # Because I'm happy... # # Clap along if you feel... # 798 00:41:36,403 --> 00:41:37,938 CHOIR: # Bring me down 799 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,378 # Can't nothing 800 00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,418 # Bring me down 801 00:41:41,443 --> 00:41:43,258 # My level's too high 802 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,338 # Bring me down 803 00:41:44,363 --> 00:41:45,818 # Can't nothing... # 804 00:41:45,843 --> 00:41:48,898 Made me feel good, and that's what choirs should do. 805 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,218 It's four yeses. 806 00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:51,898 CHEERING 807 00:41:54,963 --> 00:41:56,938 # Clap along if you feel... # 808 00:41:56,963 --> 00:41:59,458 How are you doing? CHEERING 809 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:01,178 Happy, happy, happy. 810 00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:02,778 ALESHA: I love when Simon's in this mood. 811 00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:05,018 # Like happiness is a truth 812 00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:09,818 # Happy, happy, happy... # 813 00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:12,778 MUSIC SLOWS THEN ENDS 814 00:42:12,803 --> 00:42:14,698 Blobby, blobby, blobby. 815 00:42:14,723 --> 00:42:15,778 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 816 00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,818 Yeah, I actually hate Mr Blobby. 817 00:42:17,843 --> 00:42:20,018 AMANDA: And it was all going so well. 818 00:42:20,043 --> 00:42:22,018 Mwah, mwah! 819 00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:26,218 Hello. We know who you are. 820 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,538 Blobby. 821 00:42:27,563 --> 00:42:30,098 Blobby. Blobby. 822 00:42:30,123 --> 00:42:32,338 LAUGHTER 823 00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:33,538 CHUCKLES Blobby, blobby. 824 00:42:33,563 --> 00:42:35,978 All right, whatever. Right, why are you here? 825 00:42:36,003 --> 00:42:38,618 MUMBLING 826 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,378 Ta-da-da da-da-da da! 827 00:42:40,403 --> 00:42:41,458 Ha. 828 00:42:41,483 --> 00:42:43,738 Mr Blobby's Magic Show. Oh, yeah. 829 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:46,338 OK, right. No more questions. Good luck. 830 00:42:48,563 --> 00:42:50,018 BLOBBY MUMBLES 831 00:42:50,043 --> 00:42:51,338 Oh, no. 832 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,858 Ha-ha! Here we go. 833 00:42:52,883 --> 00:42:55,258 Oh! Oh! 834 00:42:55,283 --> 00:42:56,658 DEC LAUGHS Are you OK? 835 00:42:56,683 --> 00:42:59,618 BRUNO: Mr Blobby's going to hospital. 836 00:43:00,963 --> 00:43:03,258 Blobby, Blobby, Blobby. 837 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:04,858 'Manda. Yes? 838 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:08,218 Blobby, Blobby, Blobby. Pick a card, he's saying. 839 00:43:08,243 --> 00:43:10,418 Any card. OK, I'll take that one. 840 00:43:10,443 --> 00:43:12,018 Yeah. Yeah? 841 00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:13,538 Blobby. 842 00:43:13,563 --> 00:43:15,458 Look at it, yes. 843 00:43:16,643 --> 00:43:19,498 Ace of spades. 844 00:43:20,603 --> 00:43:21,818 No. 845 00:43:21,843 --> 00:43:23,658 AUDIENCE: Aw! 846 00:43:23,683 --> 00:43:24,978 BRUNO: Oh! 847 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,418 LAUGHTER 848 00:43:26,443 --> 00:43:28,578 CHUCKLES whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 849 00:43:28,603 --> 00:43:29,738 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 850 00:43:29,763 --> 00:43:31,018 Nice to meet you. 851 00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:34,458 MUSIC: 'Main Title From Edward Scissorhands' by Danny Elf man 852 00:43:41,963 --> 00:43:43,858 Blob, Blob-Blob Blob, Blob-Blob. 853 00:43:43,883 --> 00:43:45,098 SIMON: Just awful. 854 00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:50,698 MUSIC DIES Ah! 855 00:43:50,723 --> 00:43:52,938 BUZZER SOUNDS 856 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,618 He buzzed himself? 857 00:43:54,643 --> 00:43:57,538 BLOBBY CHUCKLES Simon, Simon! 858 00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,178 Come with me. 859 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:00,618 Where? Blobby, Blobby. 860 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:01,938 Go on, go on, get him up! Get him up! 861 00:44:01,963 --> 00:44:04,418 CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 862 00:44:04,443 --> 00:44:06,938 MUSIC: 'In The Hall Of The Mountain King' by Grieg. 863 00:44:06,963 --> 00:44:08,538 MAN: Oh, no. He's going. 864 00:44:11,283 --> 00:44:14,538 For any younger viewers who don't know who Mr Blobby is, he is... 865 00:44:14,563 --> 00:44:16,938 TV royalty. TV royalty. 866 00:44:16,963 --> 00:44:18,898 Ha! LAUGHTER 867 00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:20,018 What's this? 868 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:22,658 Blobby. 869 00:44:25,283 --> 00:44:28,418 What would you like me to do? Da-da da-da-da da! 870 00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:29,618 Blobby! 871 00:44:29,643 --> 00:44:31,978 CHEERING 872 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:35,138 Yes! Get him in there, Blobby! Disappearing box. 873 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:38,378 OK. 874 00:44:38,403 --> 00:44:40,778 AMANDA: He's gonna make Simon disappear? 875 00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,618 BLOBBY: Yeah. 876 00:44:42,643 --> 00:44:43,858 Blobby. 877 00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:46,418 Can you go in there? 878 00:44:46,443 --> 00:44:50,138 Blobby, Blobby... AUDIENCE: Simon, Simon, Simon... 879 00:44:50,163 --> 00:44:52,578 AUDIENCE CHANT 880 00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:55,578 whoa! 881 00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:57,938 Blobby, Blobby. 882 00:44:57,963 --> 00:44:59,858 Bye, Simon. Love you! 883 00:44:59,883 --> 00:45:01,178 AMANDA: Bye, darling! 884 00:45:01,203 --> 00:45:02,258 Bye. 885 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,818 All right. Yeah? Blob. Blob, Blobby. 886 00:45:07,483 --> 00:45:09,618 Now, let's all just sneak out. Yeah. Let's go home. 887 00:45:09,643 --> 00:45:10,778 THUMPS BOX 888 00:45:10,803 --> 00:45:12,138 LAUGHTER 889 00:45:14,243 --> 00:45:15,978 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 890 00:45:17,963 --> 00:45:19,418 AUDIENCE CLAPPING 891 00:45:19,443 --> 00:45:20,458 Oh. 892 00:45:20,483 --> 00:45:22,578 AUDIENCE: Oh! 893 00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:25,218 Oh, boo! He's still there. 894 00:45:25,243 --> 00:45:27,418 AMANDA LAUGHS 895 00:45:27,443 --> 00:45:30,418 OK, one Blobby. AMANDA LAUGHS 896 00:45:30,443 --> 00:45:33,138 Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob. 897 00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:35,298 Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob. 898 00:45:35,323 --> 00:45:36,458 MUSIC INTENSIFIES 899 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,658 Blobby! 900 00:45:40,483 --> 00:45:43,658 Oh! Blob, Blob. 901 00:45:48,723 --> 00:45:50,818 MUSIC REACHES FINALE Blobby. 902 00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:55,458 ALARM SOUNDS, MUSIC ENDS 903 00:45:58,563 --> 00:46:01,098 MUSIC: 'Dies Irae' by Verdi 904 00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:03,098 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 905 00:46:03,123 --> 00:46:04,298 Oh! Oh! 906 00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,018 Oh, my God! 907 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,738 CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 908 00:46:31,803 --> 00:46:33,138 Don't touch me. 909 00:46:34,643 --> 00:46:36,338 Good. Don't go near me. 910 00:46:37,883 --> 00:46:39,458 Oh, my God! 911 00:46:39,483 --> 00:46:41,898 LAUGHTER 912 00:46:41,923 --> 00:46:44,978 Blobby, Blobby, Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! 913 00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:49,218 Oh, my God! 914 00:46:50,803 --> 00:46:52,338 DEC: Simon! Simon! 915 00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:56,858 Be careful, it's slippery. 916 00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:59,938 Oh, my God! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 917 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,618 Did you know this was gonna happen? Oh, my God, no! 918 00:47:13,723 --> 00:47:15,218 BUZZER SOUNDS 919 00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:18,378 BUZZER SOUNDS 920 00:47:19,643 --> 00:47:21,018 BUZZER SOUNDS 921 00:47:21,043 --> 00:47:22,298 AUDIENCE JEER AND BOO, MUSIC ENDS 922 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:28,498 Boo? Boo?! 923 00:47:30,243 --> 00:47:31,418 Boo you. 924 00:47:31,443 --> 00:47:32,818 LAUGHTER 925 00:47:32,843 --> 00:47:34,378 You still look really handsome. 926 00:47:34,403 --> 00:47:36,578 CHEERING 927 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,898 MUSIC: 'Woo Hoo' by The 5.6.7.8's 928 00:47:43,003 --> 00:47:44,898 who'd like a cuddle? 929 00:47:44,923 --> 00:47:46,098 SCREAMING 930 00:47:50,603 --> 00:47:52,858 Has he gone yet? He's gone. He's not, he's back. 931 00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:55,138 Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! LAUGHTER 932 00:47:56,323 --> 00:47:57,698 AMANDA: I've got no shoes on! 933 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,058 Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! 934 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,898 Ah! Who would like...? AMANDA SHRIEKS 935 00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:06,498 Oh, Blobby! 936 00:48:09,963 --> 00:48:11,378 Oh, dear. 937 00:48:12,683 --> 00:48:15,458 How did you get away with that? Eh? I hid. 938 00:48:17,883 --> 00:48:19,778 Who'd like a cuddle? Argh! 939 00:48:19,803 --> 00:48:21,298 MUSIC CONTINUES 940 00:48:26,563 --> 00:48:27,658 ANT: Yes! 941 00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:31,858 We all wanted Dec done, didn't we? Yes, we did! 942 00:48:31,883 --> 00:48:33,058 No! 943 00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:35,618 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 944 00:48:35,643 --> 00:48:37,218 Come on. Come on. 945 00:48:38,523 --> 00:48:41,378 Oh, no! No! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! 946 00:48:41,403 --> 00:48:42,618 SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER 947 00:48:42,643 --> 00:48:45,818 MUSIC: "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life' by Medley and Warnes 948 00:48:49,283 --> 00:48:50,978 AUDIENCE: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby... 949 00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:52,738 Oh, my God. 950 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,058 Bloody hell. 951 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:56,858 AUDIENCE SHOUTING 952 00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:03,778 # I've had the time of my life... # 953 00:49:03,803 --> 00:49:05,178 I love it. It's all chaos. 954 00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:06,818 I love it! 955 00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,178 Shall we go and shower? Together? 956 00:49:10,203 --> 00:49:11,778 Why not? Why not?! 957 00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:15,418 Blobby. Blobby! 958 00:49:15,443 --> 00:49:19,298 Is that really him doing that? No way. 959 00:49:20,283 --> 00:49:22,058 What? 960 00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:23,978 That is talent. 961 00:49:33,123 --> 00:49:37,418 # Oh, I wanna dance with somebody 962 00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:40,698 # I wanna feel the heat With somebody 963 00:49:40,723 --> 00:49:44,458 # Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody 964 00:49:44,483 --> 00:49:48,698 # With somebody who loves me... # 965 00:49:48,723 --> 00:49:52,498 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 966 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,978 # Hey, yeah... # 967 00:49:54,003 --> 00:49:57,858 HE TRILLS # I wanna dance... # 968 00:49:59,683 --> 00:50:00,938 Yo, what's up? 969 00:50:00,963 --> 00:50:03,698 MUSIC: 'I Lived' by OneRepublic 970 00:50:05,843 --> 00:50:08,898 My name is MB14. My real name is Mohamed. 971 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:13,338 I'm 28, and I'm a singer from France. 972 00:50:13,363 --> 00:50:14,378 PHONE CHIMES Sorry. 973 00:50:14,403 --> 00:50:15,738 PRODUCER: Oh, no, all right... 974 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,218 Erm... Sorry. 975 00:50:17,243 --> 00:50:18,818 Da-da-da-da. OK. CLEARS THROAT 976 00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:21,778 # | 977 00:50:21,803 --> 00:50:23,978 did it all... # 978 00:50:24,003 --> 00:50:26,218 I started singing when I was a teenager. 979 00:50:26,243 --> 00:50:29,418 I remember in class, we had some choir lessons sometimes, 980 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,698 we used to sing. 981 00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:32,858 I got into performing when I was in high school. 982 00:50:32,883 --> 00:50:34,578 I tried a drama class, 983 00:50:34,603 --> 00:50:36,738 and the first time I stepped on that stage, 984 00:50:36,763 --> 00:50:38,418 I felt something really special, 985 00:50:38,443 --> 00:50:41,298 and I understood that that's where I was supposed to be. 986 00:50:41,323 --> 00:50:44,978 The ultimate dream would be... Yeah, to perform in the whole world. 987 00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:47,418 Yeah. Yeah. And, er... be a musician. 988 00:50:47,443 --> 00:50:49,978 I'm here because I remember when I was a teenager, 989 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,218 I would spend hours and hours and days on YouTube. 990 00:50:52,243 --> 00:50:53,778 I used to watch the judges. 991 00:50:53,803 --> 00:50:55,578 I have watched a lot of performances, 992 00:50:55,603 --> 00:50:59,618 so I really want to convince them that I have my place here, you know? 993 00:50:59,643 --> 00:51:00,738 That I deserve to be here. 994 00:51:00,763 --> 00:51:02,458 HE TRILLS 995 00:51:02,483 --> 00:51:03,738 Today means a lot. 996 00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,938 It's something that I've been waiting for a long time. 997 00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:10,178 If I can have, like, four yeses, it would be the perfect scenario. 998 00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:12,538 We'll see. Finger crossed. HE CHUCKLES 999 00:51:14,483 --> 00:51:16,338 Hello there. How are you? Hey. Nice to meet you. 1000 00:51:16,363 --> 00:51:18,538 Nice to meet you. What's your name? My name is MB14. 1001 00:51:18,563 --> 00:51:20,098 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. 1002 00:51:20,123 --> 00:51:21,818 MB14? Yeah, MB14. 1003 00:51:21,843 --> 00:51:24,458 Those are my initials and my favourite number. 1004 00:51:24,483 --> 00:51:25,738 Ah. Ah, OK. 1005 00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,338 And where are you from? I'm from France. 1006 00:51:27,363 --> 00:51:28,698 Ah! Welcome. Thank you. 1007 00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:30,458 Bonjour. Bonjour! THEY LAUGH 1008 00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:31,938 Croissant, baguette. 1009 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,738 Oh, we like you. We like you a lot. 1010 00:51:33,763 --> 00:51:35,298 Me too. Come on, let's get you on stage. 1011 00:51:35,323 --> 00:51:37,178 They're ready. Yeah, he doesn't care about you. 1012 00:51:38,283 --> 00:51:39,458 # I swear I lived... # 1013 00:51:39,483 --> 00:51:41,938 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh 1014 00:51:41,963 --> 00:51:44,498 # Oh, whoa-oh-oh. # 1015 00:51:47,163 --> 00:51:48,858 Yeah. He's got great hair. 1016 00:51:48,883 --> 00:51:50,578 Hello, hello, hello. 1017 00:51:50,603 --> 00:51:51,858 Hello. 1018 00:51:51,883 --> 00:51:53,738 Oh, yes. Hello, too. 1019 00:51:53,763 --> 00:51:54,938 LAUGHTER 1020 00:51:54,963 --> 00:51:58,258 Tell me all about you. I want to know everything. 1021 00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:01,138 My name is MB14, and I'm French. 1022 00:52:01,163 --> 00:52:02,538 CHEERING Oh, c'est tres bien. 1023 00:52:02,563 --> 00:52:04,738 And what made you come to this show in Britain, 1024 00:52:04,763 --> 00:52:06,898 Britain's Got Talent? The train. Eurostar. 1025 00:52:06,923 --> 00:52:09,098 LAUGHTER 1026 00:52:09,123 --> 00:52:12,298 It's been a long time that I've been watching BGT, you know? 1027 00:52:12,323 --> 00:52:14,578 And I remember when I started watching that show, 1028 00:52:14,603 --> 00:52:16,618 I felt a lot of inspiration, and I said to myself, 1029 00:52:16,643 --> 00:52:18,458 "Maybe one day, I'll be on that stage,” so... 1030 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,098 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well, here you are. 1031 00:52:24,163 --> 00:52:27,458 So, er, what is your act based on? 1032 00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:31,058 Basically, all you're about to hear is made with my voice, 1033 00:52:31,083 --> 00:52:33,218 so I hope you like it. CHEERING 1034 00:52:33,243 --> 00:52:34,578 Show us what you've got! 1035 00:52:34,603 --> 00:52:36,578 Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. 1036 00:52:36,603 --> 00:52:37,658 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1037 00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,698 CONSTANT NOTE PLAYS 1038 00:52:52,723 --> 00:52:55,978 IMITATES WIND INSTRUMENT 1039 00:53:04,883 --> 00:53:06,778 IMITATES SITAR 1040 00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:08,018 AUDIENCE EXCLAIM 1041 00:53:08,043 --> 00:53:10,538 No way. 1042 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,178 That's... Is that his mouth? Yeah. 1043 00:53:12,203 --> 00:53:13,618 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1044 00:53:13,643 --> 00:53:15,818 Is that really him doing that? 1045 00:53:15,843 --> 00:53:20,218 IMITATES SITAR 1046 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,338 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1047 00:53:26,363 --> 00:53:29,138 SINGS SOPRANO 1048 00:53:29,163 --> 00:53:30,818 What? 1049 00:53:30,843 --> 00:53:32,978 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1050 00:53:33,003 --> 00:53:34,978 SINGS SOPRANO 1051 00:53:40,723 --> 00:53:43,618 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1052 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:47,978 BEATBOXES 1053 00:53:48,003 --> 00:53:49,538 Is that still him? 1054 00:53:49,563 --> 00:53:50,778 CHEERING Yes! Go! 1055 00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:57,778 BEATBOXING CONTINUES 1056 00:53:57,803 --> 00:54:02,258 VOCALISES 1057 00:54:02,283 --> 00:54:05,578 CHANTS IN HARMONY 1058 00:54:06,883 --> 00:54:10,858 IMITATES SITAR 1059 00:54:10,883 --> 00:54:13,378 SITAR MELODY REPEATS 1060 00:54:13,403 --> 00:54:15,658 BEATBOXES 1061 00:54:15,683 --> 00:54:18,818 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1062 00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:20,458 That's brilliant. 1063 00:54:20,483 --> 00:54:21,898 BEATBOXES BASS 1064 00:54:21,923 --> 00:54:24,018 ALL SOUNDS PLAY, CHEERING 1065 00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:28,138 SOUNDS WIND DOWN 1066 00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:29,938 BEATBOXES, IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH 1067 00:54:29,963 --> 00:54:33,578 # Yeah 1068 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:34,898 # BGT... # 1069 00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:36,898 whoo! # BGT 1070 00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:38,178 # Yeah... # 1071 00:54:38,203 --> 00:54:41,418 BEATBOXING CONTINUES, IMITATES SITAR 1072 00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:45,498 CHEERING 1073 00:54:45,523 --> 00:54:47,418 That is talent. 1074 00:54:47,443 --> 00:54:51,378 CHANTS IN TENOR 1075 00:54:51,403 --> 00:54:55,098 CHANTS IN HARMONY 1076 00:54:55,123 --> 00:54:57,338 BEATBOXING, CHANTS IN HARMONY 1077 00:54:57,363 --> 00:54:59,658 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1078 00:55:04,403 --> 00:55:08,938 IMITATES SITAR 1079 00:55:13,683 --> 00:55:17,098 SINGS SOPRANO 1080 00:55:20,043 --> 00:55:23,378 SINGS FALSETTO 1081 00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:24,818 Yes! Oh, what? 1082 00:55:24,843 --> 00:55:26,858 Wonderful! That was wonderful. 1083 00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:28,738 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1084 00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:30,378 MUSIC: 'Celestial' by Ed Sheeran 1085 00:55:33,643 --> 00:55:35,618 # You make me feel 1086 00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:38,178 # Like my troubled heart 1087 00:55:38,203 --> 00:55:39,738 # Is a million miles away... # 1088 00:55:39,763 --> 00:55:42,418 Oh, we like him. We like him a LOT. 1089 00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:46,018 # Celestial 1090 00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,498 # Oh... # 1091 00:55:47,523 --> 00:55:48,818 That is really good. 1092 00:55:48,843 --> 00:55:50,298 Really good, innit? Really good. 1093 00:55:50,323 --> 00:55:52,178 # We were made to be 1094 00:55:52,203 --> 00:55:54,378 # Nothin' more than this 1095 00:55:54,403 --> 00:55:57,218 # Finding magic... # AUDIENCE CHANT 1096 00:55:57,243 --> 00:55:59,938 It's really good. Yeah, it is. 1097 00:55:59,963 --> 00:56:01,658 # That's what really matters 1098 00:56:01,683 --> 00:56:03,458 # Let's make tonight go... # 1099 00:56:03,483 --> 00:56:05,978 well, well, well! # You make me feel... # 1100 00:56:06,003 --> 00:56:08,378 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # We were made to be 1101 00:56:08,403 --> 00:56:10,018 # Nothin' more than this 1102 00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,578 # Finding magic In all the smallest things 1103 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,658 # You make me feel 1104 00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,978 # The way we notice That's what really matters 1105 00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,978 # Let's make tonight... # Ready? 1106 00:56:19,003 --> 00:56:20,418 Ready? Ready?! 1107 00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:22,498 # You make me feel 1108 00:56:22,523 --> 00:56:24,338 ACOUSTIC: # Like my troubled heart 1109 00:56:24,363 --> 00:56:27,698 # Is a million miles away 1110 00:56:27,723 --> 00:56:30,378 # You make me feel... # 1111 00:56:30,403 --> 00:56:32,298 ORIGINAL: # Like I'm drunk on stars 1112 00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:35,738 # And we're dancing out into space 1113 00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:37,058 # Celestial 1114 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:41,018 # Oh-oh 1115 00:56:41,043 --> 00:56:43,418 -oh-oh 1116 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:48,138 # Celestial... # 1117 00:56:48,163 --> 00:56:49,458 ANT: Yes! We love him! 1118 00:56:50,963 --> 00:56:52,778 We love him! # Celestial... # 1119 00:56:52,803 --> 00:56:54,698 Ah! # We were made to be 1120 00:56:54,723 --> 00:56:56,858 # Nothin' more than this 1121 00:56:56,883 --> 00:56:58,338 # Finding magic... # 1122 00:56:58,363 --> 00:56:59,938 Well done. Well done. Thank you so much. 1123 00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:03,058 That was brilliant, man. I loved everything about that. 1124 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,778 You're welcome. You're welcome. 1125 00:57:04,803 --> 00:57:07,458 That was amazing. So good! 1126 00:57:07,483 --> 00:57:08,578 # Celestial... # 1127 00:57:08,603 --> 00:57:10,978 Take a bow! Take a bow. Take a bow. 1128 00:57:11,003 --> 00:57:12,418 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1129 00:57:12,443 --> 00:57:13,978 I'm so happy for him. 1130 00:57:15,443 --> 00:57:16,658 Yeah, we like him. 1131 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:17,858 He's great! He's amazing. 1132 00:57:19,043 --> 00:57:22,138 Literally, I was hypnotised by your music. 1133 00:57:22,163 --> 00:57:25,418 That is the power of music, that it gets you 1134 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:26,858 and it makes you wanna dance. 1135 00:57:26,883 --> 00:57:29,538 It makes you happy. You did a fantastic job. Alesha. 1136 00:57:29,563 --> 00:57:31,858 You are absolutely phenomenal. 1137 00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,298 We've never had anyone like you on the show. 1138 00:57:34,323 --> 00:57:35,938 The fact that you've got nice hair... 1139 00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:37,418 No-one cares about that, do they? 1140 00:57:37,443 --> 00:57:38,578 I care! LAUGHTER 1141 00:57:38,603 --> 00:57:41,818 You are phenomenal, my friend. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1142 00:57:41,843 --> 00:57:44,018 It just felt cool, it felt now. 1143 00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,538 We've seen nothing like it. It was fantastic. 1144 00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:49,258 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1145 00:57:49,283 --> 00:57:52,618 I don't know where you've been. 1146 00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:54,938 I have been in France. LAUGHTER 1147 00:57:54,963 --> 00:57:57,458 Seriously, we... Doesn't matter where you're from, 1148 00:57:57,483 --> 00:57:59,978 we should have heard of you by now because this was phenomenal. 1149 00:58:00,003 --> 00:58:02,578 I mean, seriously phenomenal. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1150 00:58:02,603 --> 00:58:04,978 Yes! Yes! 1151 00:58:05,003 --> 00:58:07,018 INDISTINCT, LAUGHTER 1152 00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:09,578 They were like greyhounds out of a trap. 1153 00:58:09,603 --> 00:58:12,498 We didn't even have a chance to say anything! 1154 00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:15,458 Anyway, it's so well-deserved. Thank you so much. 1155 00:58:15,483 --> 00:58:19,658 It's one of the great, great, great auditions 1156 00:58:19,683 --> 00:58:21,818 you will never, ever forget. 1157 00:58:21,843 --> 00:58:23,498 # You make me feel 1158 00:58:23,523 --> 00:58:25,298 # Like I'm drunk on stars 1159 00:58:25,323 --> 00:58:28,818 # And we're dancing out into space 1160 00:58:28,843 --> 00:58:30,138 # Celestial 1161 00:58:30,163 --> 00:58:33,898 # Oh-oh 1162 00:58:33,923 --> 00:58:36,618 -oh-oh 1163 00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:38,058 # Celestial... # 1164 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,698 Amazing. 1165 00:58:39,723 --> 00:58:41,618 Amazing. 1166 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,618 Oh, no, no, merci to you. 1167 00:58:43,643 --> 00:58:44,978 SIMON: Er, this is amazing. 1168 00:58:45,003 --> 00:58:47,778 Absolutely amazing. 1169 00:58:47,803 --> 00:58:50,738 First, I didn't think that they would like it so much, 1170 00:58:50,763 --> 00:58:52,778 and second, what a surprise you did to me today. 1171 00:58:52,803 --> 00:58:55,098 Aw... I really didn't expect the Golden Buzzer. 1172 00:58:55,123 --> 00:58:57,578 It's... Wow, wow, wow... 1173 00:58:57,603 --> 00:59:00,018 Well done. Thank you. You're welcome. You're very welcome. 1174 00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:02,018 Thank you for your support. Congratulations... 1175 00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:04,378 I'm really happy to be part of this adventure with you guys. 1176 00:59:04,403 --> 00:59:06,538 Aw. Thank you. Thank you for coming. It's an honour. 1177 00:59:06,563 --> 00:59:07,858 See you in the live semi-finals. 1178 00:59:07,883 --> 00:59:10,418 # Celestial. # 1179 00:59:10,443 --> 00:59:12,818 # Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom 1180 00:59:12,843 --> 00:59:14,898 # Tutti frutti... # That was incredible. 1181 00:59:14,923 --> 00:59:17,778 # Tutti frutti... # A dazzling firework of talent! 1182 00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:20,578 # Tutti frutti... # Absolutely amazing. 1183 00:59:20,603 --> 00:59:22,818 # Tutti frutti... # HE VOCALISES 1184 00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:23,978 Ah! That's what we needed! 1185 00:59:24,003 --> 00:59:25,818 No, you can't touch, Simon! 1186 00:59:25,843 --> 00:59:28,098 THUD, MUSIC WINDS DOWN 1187 00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:30,298 # A wop bop a loo bop... # I've gotta do it! 1188 00:59:30,323 --> 00:59:32,338 AMANDA: Why did you do it?! 1189 00:59:32,363 --> 00:59:33,498 You are in big trouble. 1190 00:59:33,523 --> 00:59:35,138 You only get one! 1191 00:59:35,163 --> 00:59:37,138 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 85225

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