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MUSIC: 'Land Of Hope And Glory'
by Elgar
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Every year,
it's our job to find talent
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to perform
at the Royal Variety Performance.
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CHEERING
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Over the years,
some of our best acts have performed
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in front of King Charles
and the rest of the royal family.
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The bar for talent this year
has already been raised.
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What a performance!
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Absolute superstars.
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You just blew the roof off.
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Bye.
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We need an act...
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good enough...
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to perform in front of the King.
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Oh, ye!
BELL RINGS
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Auditions continue.
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Today's the big day.
DOG GROWLS
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# God, who made thee mighty... #
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Imagine we get to perform
in front of the royal family.
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# Make thee mightier... #
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Only the best of the best can win!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
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So, tell me who we have here.
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I'm Baoji, and you guys are...
Baoji's Class!
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CHEERING
AMANDA: Hey!
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I'm a teacher
that currently tours schools,
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and Baniji's Class is a collective
of nine different schools
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across London.
Oh, really?
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And today,
we're going to be performing a song
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for the new King called New King.
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Oh, nice.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And what's your hope off the back
of doing Britain's Got Talent?
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We hope to win and perform
in front of the new King himself,
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King Charles II.
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Fantastic!
BRUNO: Oh!
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AMANDA: Wow!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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How did you feel this morning
when you woke up,
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knowing you were coming here today?
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Tired.
LAUGHTER
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Oh, I feel it every day.
Oh, bless him.
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SIMON: I get it.
Have you woken up?
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Are you ready for this?
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I'm definitely ready.
Yes, let's do it!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Good luck, good luck.
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MUSIC STARTS
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# If you were King from today
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# How would you celebrate?
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# Open the palace gates
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# Eat pizza, and stay up late... #
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Yeah!
# Do you believe
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# You have what it takes
To wear the crown?
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# I'll be the coolest king
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# Swap diamond rings
For crispy onion rings
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# Or chicken wings
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# The crowds are cheering
Long live the King... #
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CHEERING
Hey!
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# I'm the new king
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# Sipping apple juice
From my chalice
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# I'm the new king
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# New trampoline park in the palace
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# I'm the new king... #
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I like it. It's catchy.
Yeah, I like it.
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# I'm the new king
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# They feature us up in the palace
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# Oh-oh-oh-oh
New king
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# Oh-oh-oh
New king
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-oh
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# Oh-oh-oh
New king
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# More pocket money than Bill Gates
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# Indulge
In marshmallow milkshakes... #
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Look at the cream on his mouth!
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# The castle's now home
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# Came in on my thro-o-one... #
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Oh!
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# Have a big feast
There's enough sweets to go round
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# I'm the new king
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# I'm living large
I'm living lavish
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# I'm the new king
They feature us up in the palace
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# Oh-oh-oh-oh
New king
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# Oh-oh-oh
New king
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-oh
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# Oh-oh-oh. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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AMANDA: Loved that!
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MUSIC: 'Dancing In The Street'
by David Bowie and Mick Jagger
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# Calling out around the world
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# Are you ready
For a brand-new beat? #
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Sometimes,
when we see these school acts,
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no-one's smiling,
everyone looks miserable.
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This was the opposite.
CHEERING
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Brilliant, fun, very British -
just what we're looking for.
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Honestly, I think
if King Charles I
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was sat up in the box now,
he would have absolutely loved it.
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CHEERING
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I'm saying yes.
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I say yes!
I'm saying yes!
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I really need to think about this...
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PERSON: Say yes!
No, I need to think about this.
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PERSON: Say it!
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Throwing pies in each others' faces,
eating pizza...
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AUDIENCE CALLS OUT
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That's exactly the school
I would like to be at.
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It's four yeses.
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CHILDREN SCREAM,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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They were good.
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How proud of that
would you be if it won,
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and you put it on the Royal Variety?
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Yes.
# Around the world
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# Now we're dancing
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# Dancing in the street
Dancing in the street... #
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BOYS SCREAMING
Oh, we've got a guest!
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Here they come!
Hello!
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ALL: Hello.
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You must be BoyCanto.
ALL: Yeah!
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Shall we get you on stage?
Come on, then!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hi, who have we got here?
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BoyCanto!
Hey!
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BRUNO: BoyCanto!
CHEERING
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And where are you all from?
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We're from all around England,
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and we're here to promote
boys dancing, singing and acting.
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Yes!
Yes!
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CHEERING
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Triple threats.
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What's your name?
I'm Harrison, and I'm 11.
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Who's the naughty one?
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ALL: Boris.
Of course!
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I could've guessed that.
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How old are you, Boris?
Six.
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AUDIENCE: Aw!
Aw, bless him.
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If you won,
what would mean more to you -
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performing in front of King Charles
or winning 250 grand?
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King Charles.
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Oh, oh.
Really?
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Simon!
Simon, you've got to remember,
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it's not all about the money.
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LAUGHTER
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Erm, I-I... 100% agree.
BRUNO: Oh!
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Well done, Harrison!
Oh!
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Whoo!
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All right, boys,
you've got two minutes
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to change your life. Go for it.
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Thank you. Come on, boys!
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Come on!
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CHEERING,
WHISTLING
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# Whoa-oa-oa
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# Never again
Will she get the best of me
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# Never again
Will she take away my freedom
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# And we won't forget the day we...
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# Fought for the right
To be a little bit naughty
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# Never again
Will we live behind bars
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# Never again
Now that we know that we are
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# Revolting children
Living in revolting times
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# We sing revolting songs
Using revolting rhymes
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# We'll be revolting children
Till our revolting's done
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# And we'll have
The Trunchbull bolting
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# We're revolting!
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# We'll become a screaming horde
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# Take out your hockey stick
And use it as a sword
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# Never again will we be ignored
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# we'll find out
Where the chalk is stored
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# And draw rude pictures
On the board
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# It's not insulting
We're revolting!
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# We can S-P-L how we like
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# If enough of us are wrong
Wrong is right
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# Everyone! N-O-R-T-Y?
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# Cos we're a little bit naughty!
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# You say
We ought a stay inside the line
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# But if we disobey at the same time
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# There is nothing
That the Trunchbull can do
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# She can take her hammer and S-H-U
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# You didn't think
You could push us too far
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# There's no going back now
we R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N... #
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Come on!
# U-S5-]-N-G, U—S—I—N—G
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# we'll be R-E-V-O-L-T-1-N-G
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# It is 2-L-8-4-U
We R-E-volting!
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# We are revolting children
Living in revolting times
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# We sing revolting songs
Whoa-oa-oa
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# Using revolting rhymes
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# We'll be revolting children
Till our revolting's done
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# It is 2-L-8-4-U
We are revolting! #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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MUSIC: 'Live While We're Young'
by One Direction
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# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy
Till we see the sun
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# I know we only met
But let's pretend it's love
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# Tonight, let's get some
And live while we're young... #
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I think all of you are revolting...
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LAUGHING
..and that's a good thing.
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This was a really,
really good audition,
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but just be really badly behaved
going forward.
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SIMON LAUGHS
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My daughter's obsessed
with Matilda,
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and I think children
are gonna absolutely love you.
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Your passion
and energy was fantastic.
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Oh, kids, the attitude was spot on.
Your energy was spot on.
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You're so bad, and I loved it!
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CHEERING
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I just loved it
because you loved it.
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Your singing
was really, really good.
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I'm gonna start this with a yes.
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I'm saying yes.
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A big yes!
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You've got four yeses.
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Congratulations.
ALL: Yes!
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# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy
Till we see the sun
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# I know we only met
But let's pretend it's love
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# And never, never, never
Stop for anyone... #
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Well done! Well done!
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Really nice kids.
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ALL: Yeah!
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Right, go right up to that camera,
and tell them how you feel.
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Amazing!
DEC LAUGHS
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MR BLOBBY: Blobby!
What the hell is going on?
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Simon, what the hell
is wrong with you?
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HE SINGS
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I'm glad I'm wearing
my big knickers tonight.
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AMANDA: Bruno was saying today
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that you used to have
shoulder-length hair.
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I did. I wanna see that,
I'm gonna Google it.
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Oh, please don't. No, no, no.
AMANDA LAUGHS
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No, no. Not now.
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# Now if there's a smile
On my face... #
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What exactly are you doing
for us today?
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We wanted to do an act that
gives people a bit of everything.
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I just love making people laugh.
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# Don't let my glad expression... #
Blobby!
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My wife and I do a comedy act.
Oh, nice.
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# The tears of a clown... #
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DEC: Darren.
ANT: Working with Darren.
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Comedian.
Darren!
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Darren. You Darren?
Yeah, yeah, you all right?
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Yeah, I'm good. Come on, you've
gotta come with us now, Darren.
237
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You're on! You're on.
How are you?
238
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All right, very nervous.
Are you? Yeah.
239
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You got your plunger?
I'm always ready.
240
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So, are you a plumber in real life?
I actually am a plumber.
241
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You are?
Are you?
242
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Yeah, well, I just lost my job
at the cat sanctuary. Did you?
243
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Yeah, they reduced me hours.
ANT TITTERS
244
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They had.
Genuinely? No, that was a joke.
245
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Oh.
Tough crowd. Yeah.
246
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Yeah... Didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
247
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So, you're doing gags for us?
Well, I'm trying to.
248
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And, erm...
You wanna do this full time?
249
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You've forgot?
Yeah, yeah.
250
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Do you want a moment?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, have a moment.
251
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Have a little moment.
Go on. Have a little moment.
252
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What...? Explain it.
I don't get it.
253
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They reduced his hours
in the cat sanctuary. Yeah.
254
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Oh, Me-ow-ers!
Me-ow-ers.
255
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Thanks for clearing that up, Steve.
256
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Markus, the judges are ready for you
now. If you'd like to follow me.
257
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OK, thank you.
258
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OK. OK.
259
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Wow!
Cos Dec didn't laugh at his joke...
260
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No, I did laugh -
in the wrong place.
261
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
262
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Looking good, Simon!
263
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How are you? You good?
WHOOPING
264
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUES
265
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Hello.
Hello.
266
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And what's your name, please?
267
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My name's Markus Birdman.
And where you from, Markus?
268
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From Essex.
WHOOPING
269
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How old are you, Markus?
I'm 52. OK, and what do you do?
270
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I used to be in a band,
but from that,
271
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my band mates suggested
maybe I should try comedy.
272
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Tell me, what's the WORST gig
you've ever done?
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HE CHUCKLES
The worst gig I've ever done?
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I drew... I threw... Er, I... Hmm.
275
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I went all the way to Plymouth
and was wearing leather-soled shoes,
276
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ran onto stage.
277
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It was very wet, I slipped
straight over into the front, er...
278
00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:43,298
landed with my face in the front row
and, er, never really recovered.
279
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You'd think
someone would find that funny.
280
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OK. And do you think you can win?
281
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Erm, I'd like to think so, yes.
OK, Markus.
282
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WHOOPING
Well, good luck.
283
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,338
Thank you very much. Thank you.
APPLAUSE
284
00:13:58,723 --> 00:13:59,698
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
285
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,178
Erm...
286
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I will start with a joke.
Seems like a good idea.
287
00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:09,698
Erm...
288
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Kids are the biggest source of joy
you will ever have.
289
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Trouble is, they do tend to ruin
290
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every other source of joy...
you ever have.
291
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LAUGHTER
292
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I hear other parents say stuff like,
“I'd take a bullet for my child.”
293
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Would you?
LAUGHTER
294
00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:28,578
I'd take a bullet for my child,
put it in a gun and shoot her.
295
00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:29,618
LAUGHTER
296
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,898
My daughter's now 18,
I can't believe it.
297
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:35,178
She's one of those teenagers
that wears tons of make-up,
298
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you know, she makes RuPaul
look like a trucker.
299
00:14:38,203 --> 00:14:41,138
The whole pandemic was kicking off,
and I did what many people did here,
300
00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:43,258
which was to spend
the next two years fairly drunk.
301
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"I need a drink!
Well, it's only half five.
302
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"Better wait till six o'clock."
303
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"All right, 5.45,
I'm opening the drink.
304
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"Six o'clock, woof!
All right, new plan -
305
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"one more at six thirty,
another one at seven,
306
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"and then I will get up and
make my daughter some breakfast.”
307
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:01,898
So, a couple of years ago, I had
a stroke. That's what happened.
308
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People don't always believe me,
309
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cos I perhaps don't look like
a stroke survivor to you,
310
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but what you fail to appreciate
is I'm actually 23.
311
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,938
I do a lot of work for the Stroke
Association, for obvious reasons.
312
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They asked me to do a benefit gig.
313
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Now, you would think, as a
two-time stroke survivor, as I am...
314
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you ought to be able to make jokes
about surviving strokes
315
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:23,458
to other stroke survivors...
LAUGHTER
316
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Where's this going?
317
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No!
LAUGHTER
318
00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:28,138
At one point,
someone stood up and went,
319
00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:29,938
"Stroke victims
have feelings, too, mate!"
320
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,898
I went, "I know. But only down
half the side of their body, so..."
321
00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,378
LAUGHTER
322
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,618
When I was in hospital,
I was very heavily sedated,
323
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:41,778
and, erm, I was wearing, like,
one of those hospital gowns.
324
00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:44,978
So your backside is hanging out
for some reason. It's hideous!
325
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The "bum cape”,
as I liked to call it.
326
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LAUGHTER
So there I was, heavily sedated.
327
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:51,338
I needed to go to the toilet.
It was quite late at night.
328
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:54,458
I parted the bum cape,
backed into the toilet, sat down.
329
00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,818
So far, so good...
were it not for the fact
330
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that there was already
a blind naked man sat there.
331
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:09,018
Now, I don't know if you've ever
sat naked on another naked man...
332
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,098
No, never.
333
00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:13,898
What you might expect is the person
you just sat on to go, "Get off!"
334
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:16,578
What happens is the most beautiful
middle-class English thing
335
00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:17,978
I think I've ever heard in my life,
336
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,618
he just went,
"Oh, I'm sorry, who's that?"
337
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,538
Thank you very much. Thank you.
338
00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:29,498
# I have to praise you
339
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,258
# I have to praise you
340
00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:39,498
# I have to praise you... #
Very good! Very good!
341
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:44,218
Oh, my God. Brilliant.
342
00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:48,538
Markus, honestly... I don't think
any of us were expecting that.
343
00:16:48,563 --> 00:16:50,738
LAUGHTER
Bruno?
344
00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:53,498
Oh, I love it.
You're not afraid to go there.
345
00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:57,378
Your delivery is absolutely spot on.
346
00:16:57,403 --> 00:16:59,538
APPLAUSE
Every gag, you hit the jackpot.
347
00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:02,378
# I have to praise you... #
348
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,578
Alesha?
349
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:07,218
I think what I like about you,
your style is quite dry.
350
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,458
I thought every single joke
was funny.
351
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:12,098
The kids thing -
I am with you, my friend!
352
00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:14,418
Well done.
Thank you. Thank you.
353
00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:20,058
Everything you said tonight
on stage, I HOWLED at.
354
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,218
I mean, I'm glad I'm wearing
my big knickers tonight,
355
00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,378
that's all I'm saying. Well done.
356
00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:27,018
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
357
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,578
I honestly wasn't expecting this.
No, me neither.
358
00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,378
You were just brilliant!
WHOOPING
359
00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,098
And we've never heard jokes
like this.
360
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:36,418
I absolutely love you.
That is a yes from me.
361
00:17:36,443 --> 00:17:38,578
WHOOPING CONTINUES
362
00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:40,818
It's an absolute yes from me.
363
00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:45,018
Alesha?
It's a yes from me.
364
00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:47,258
Bruno? It's yes from me.
I'm still laughing.
365
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,378
# Praise you
366
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,978
# I have to praise you
367
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:59,098
# I have to praise you... #
Thank you, thank you.
368
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:06,018
Yeah.
369
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,658
Hurray! Oh, I want one of those!
370
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,898
SIMON: My God, that was brilliant.
So good.
371
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:12,978
He was great.
372
00:18:14,123 --> 00:18:16,658
# I have to praise you... #
373
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:19,338
DEC: Go for it.
Good luck, chaps! Have fun.
374
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:22,538
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
375
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:29,578
ALESHA: Hello.
Hiya.
376
00:18:29,603 --> 00:18:30,698
All right?
How are you?
377
00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,018
Not bad.
Yeah, good thanks.
378
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,818
Who do we have here?
My name's Duane, he's Ashford.
379
00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:37,138
And the group's called Simon Heart.
380
00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:39,338
Who's Simon?
Where's Simon, then?
381
00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:41,018
Simon cos my surname's Simon,
382
00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:43,218
and Heart because the music
comes from the heart.
383
00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:45,618
You said he would like it.
LAUGHTER
384
00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,178
BOTH: Ah!
385
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:51,018
I thought his name was Heart.
It's so confusing!
386
00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:54,298
ALESHA: Do you have a day job, boys?
I work in children's homes.
387
00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,498
And I'm a security guard.
OK.
388
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,418
MUSIC: 'Step On'
by Happy Mondays
389
00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,858
'Me and Ashford have known
each other since we were kids.'
390
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,458
Yeah.
We used to live in the same street.
391
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,538
'We've been performing together
for 25 years.'
392
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,058
I just love entertaining.
393
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,338
Even when I'm offstage,
it's like on stage.
394
00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:14,058
# Gonna stamp out your fire... #
395
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,578
'No-one ever taught us what
we could do, we could just do it.'
396
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,378
Yeah.
397
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:21,458
'Our big dream is
Madison Square Garden..." 'Yeah.'
398
00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:24,338
"..London O2 Arena...'
'Yeah.' "..American Super Bowl'
399
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,778
And to perform for the King
would be an unbelievable honour.
400
00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:28,418
CHEERING
401
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,578
What's the big dream for you guys?
402
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,058
Obviously, do an act that can...
403
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,938
be performed all around the world
for years to come.
404
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:37,658
All right, the stage is yours.
405
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:42,298
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
406
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:47,498
Arnold... what classic model
are you again?
407
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,018
IN TERMINATOR VOICE: I am a T101.
408
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,018
HE BEATBOXES
409
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,538
LAUGHTER
410
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:57,418
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
PLAYS KEYBOARD
411
00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:01,658
Simon Cowell,
I calculate the 83% probability
412
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:04,018
you will put us through
to the next round.
413
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,738
Jason, stop being a crank!
414
00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,498
IN JASON STATHAM VOICE: Who're
you calling a crank? Jason Statham.
415
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,378
There's only one problem
with Britain's Got Talent judges -
416
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:15,778
you never understand much about
what's being said.
417
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,458
It's just judgey.
LAUGHTER
418
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,938
But you, Bruno Tonioli,
419
00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:22,098
if you don't put us through
to the next round,
420
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:24,578
I'll come back looking for you.
421
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,858
Optimus, let's roll out.
422
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:29,418
IN OPTIMUS PRIME VOICE:
I am Optimus Prime.
423
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,018
And I am here to entertain.
424
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:35,298
Alesha, put us through or roll out!
425
00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,738
BUZZER SOUNDS
426
00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:38,938
AUDIENCE GASP
DEC: What's going on?
427
00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:41,338
I don't know, I don't even know
what they do, what they're...
428
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,178
What they're called.
..what they're called.
429
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:45,018
IN SHAGGY VOICE:
# Life is one big party
430
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,098
# When you're still young
431
00:20:46,123 --> 00:20:49,178
# But who's gonna have your back
When it's all done
432
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:52,018
# It's all good when you're little
You have pure fun
433
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,098
# Can't be a fool, son
What about the long run?
434
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,458
# She was there
Through my incarceration
435
00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:59,738
# I wanna show the nation
My appreciation... #
436
00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:02,538
IN RAYVON VOICE:
# Amanda's my angel
437
00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:05,538
# You're my darling angel... #
Now I feel bad.
438
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:08,378
MIMICS RECORD REWIND,
BEATBOXES
439
00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:10,658
Somebody explain
what the hell is going on!
440
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:14,098
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
WHOOPING
441
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,978
# Simon Heart
Man's on the climb
442
00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,818
# Beating box and spitting bars
At the same time
443
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,138
# Simon Heart
Forever, won't lie
444
00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:24,938
# BGT reppin', sign out. #
445
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:26,938
Simon, what the hell is wrong
with you?
446
00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:29,098
Push the Golden Buzzer...
BOTH: Now!
447
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,778
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
448
00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:38,498
So, which one's Simon?
449
00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:41,258
Who was that last one, where
you were just doing that dance?
450
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:43,578
That was our self.
LAUGHTER
451
00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:48,578
Duane did well, didn't he?
I don't know!
452
00:21:48,603 --> 00:21:50,618
This act was like
a little bit of this
453
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,938
and a little bit of that,
and we'll throw a bit of that in.
454
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,138
Yeah.
I bloody loved it!
455
00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:56,698
LAUGHTER
But I would die if...
456
00:21:56,723 --> 00:21:58,138
"King Charles Il1,
457
00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:01,218
"this is what we've got for you
for the Royal Variety"!
458
00:22:01,243 --> 00:22:02,458
A bit of British culture.
459
00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:09,338
All right, then, let's take a vote.
Oh, it's a yes!
460
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:12,978
They're gonna put them through!
I'm saying yes.
461
00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:14,818
Honestly,
they're gonna put them through.
462
00:22:16,723 --> 00:22:18,938
It's a no from me.
Oh! Just saying.
463
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,178
AUDIENCE BOOS
Simon, what did you think?
464
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:25,818
It was hits and very big miss...
LAUGHTER
465
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:30,618
However, personality is a big part
of this show.
466
00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,818
I like both of you.
CHEERING
467
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,338
You've got three yesses.
Thank you!
468
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:47,138
What the hell
have we just witnessed?!
469
00:22:47,163 --> 00:22:49,458
I can't believe
you put them through.
470
00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:51,178
Just two geezers having a go.
471
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,378
Thing is, I've got more voices,
you know?
472
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,378
ANT: Do us one.
QUACKS HARSHLY
473
00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:57,338
IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE:
Oh, boy! Donald Duck.
474
00:22:57,363 --> 00:22:58,618
Donald Duck.
LAUGHTER
475
00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,258
Get out!
476
00:23:00,283 --> 00:23:02,578
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Well done.
477
00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:05,458
Wicked.
BOTH: Oh, my God.
478
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:07,738
This show will be the death of me.
479
00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:18,338
The main thing for you
is just be yourself and enjoy it.
480
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:22,178
# Don't stop
Thinking about tomorrow... #
481
00:23:22,203 --> 00:23:25,898
I just still can't believe I'm here.
Yeah, it's gonna be brilliant.
482
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:31,818
Are you ready to do this?
Come with me. Let's go.
483
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,258
Come round, guys. Come round.
484
00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:37,578
How are you, all?
Hello.
485
00:23:37,603 --> 00:23:39,698
So, what a day you guys have had.
486
00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:50,298
# Look at me
487
00:23:50,323 --> 00:23:56,298
# You can take it all
Because this face is free
488
00:23:56,323 --> 00:24:00,178
# I can even do reality... #
489
00:24:00,203 --> 00:24:02,898
OK, so,
into your pose for me, please.
490
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:06,378
Straight back. Stomach in.
Tighten your arse.
491
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,218
Ready, Bruno? Yeah.
Cameras turn over for us, please?
492
00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:10,858
BRUNO BREATHES HEAVILY
493
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,418
Look at the lights!
They are so cool!
494
00:24:13,443 --> 00:24:16,658
They're mint.
Whoa!
495
00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:21,298
ALL: Whoa!
496
00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:22,658
King Charles!
Wow!
497
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:26,738
He looks so real.
That's so cool. It's amazing.
498
00:24:26,763 --> 00:24:28,938
That's Zendaya.
Yeah, that's Zendaya.
499
00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:32,138
Look, it's David Beckham.
Can you play for Man United?
500
00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:34,578
All right, cameras ready.
Everyone ready.
501
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,418
The kids are about to come in.
502
00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:38,778
Bruno, are you ready?
503
00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:41,658
Oh, my God. Look who's in here.
It's Bruno.
504
00:24:41,683 --> 00:24:43,058
Fabulous, darling.
WOMAN LAUGHS
505
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,858
THEY SCREAM
506
00:24:52,883 --> 00:24:56,018
Hello, United 2 Dance!
Oh, my God.
507
00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:57,338
Are you real?
I am real.
508
00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:01,098
You can touch me. I am not...
I am not a robot!
509
00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:08,698
You know why I'm here?
Because Olena got in touch with me
510
00:25:08,723 --> 00:25:11,258
to tell me how wonderful
511
00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:15,658
you have been
to her and her son as Nazari.
512
00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:18,338
Are you...? Oh, hello, my darling.
513
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:21,898
How wonderful you've been to them
since they came from Ukraine,
514
00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:27,578
helping them, getting you a chance
to dance and a chance to shine.
515
00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:30,058
Olena, can you tell me
all about it, my darling?
516
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:34,858
I can't thank
United 2 Dance enough
517
00:25:34,883 --> 00:25:38,658
for everything what they done
for my family and for my son.
518
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:42,458
Since we arrived here,
they support us,
519
00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:47,538
they sponsored Nazari,
they present him clothes for dance.
520
00:25:47,563 --> 00:25:49,978
So, it's like being welcomed
a new family.
521
00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:52,698
No words will be enough to say
522
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:56,698
how we are grateful
to United 2 Dance.
523
00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,498
They change our life.
524
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:03,418
OK. Now, here comes a surprise.
525
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:09,498
Olena has nominated you
526
00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:15,298
to come and audition today
for Britain's Got Talent.
527
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,898
CHEERING
528
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,378
Let's go!
529
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:23,138
ALL: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
530
00:26:32,603 --> 00:26:34,778
Who's that?
LAUGHTER
531
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:38,298
I love you, too.
But this is real love.
532
00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,298
And that's real love as well.
533
00:26:42,323 --> 00:26:44,898
LAUGHTER,
CHEERING
534
00:26:44,923 --> 00:26:46,858
Happy to see Bruno again?
It's all yours.
535
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:48,138
Go for it. Enjoy.
536
00:26:48,163 --> 00:26:49,298
Have fun.
Good luck.
537
00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:54,658
BRUNO CHUCKLES
538
00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:00,098
I think we've met before.
539
00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:01,338
ALL: Yes!
540
00:27:01,363 --> 00:27:03,698
Why don't you tell us all
how we met?
541
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:08,698
We went to this place
called Madame Tussauds,
542
00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,218
and then we seen Bruno.
543
00:27:10,243 --> 00:27:13,098
We thought he was wax...
LAUGHTER
544
00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:14,418
...but he was real.
545
00:27:19,283 --> 00:27:21,658
He told us
that we're going on this show.
546
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,858
Well, he was right.
547
00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,578
And there's somebody
very special here, isn't it?
548
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,098
Why don't you tell us?
549
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:30,018
Yes, I wanted to tell
that I am from Ukraine.
550
00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:31,738
And I come here.
551
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,578
And my mum wanted to make surprise
for all of us.
552
00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:39,018
Amazing.
553
00:27:39,043 --> 00:27:43,298
Your mum has made
your dreams come true.
554
00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:45,778
And we are going to be dancing.
555
00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:48,538
LAUGHTER
556
00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,538
"Let's just bring it back
to the business at hand.
557
00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,498
"We're gonna be dancing, OK?"
558
00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:54,938
Listen, I can't wait
to see you dance.
559
00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:56,858
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.
560
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,058
Come on, go for it.
Thank you.
561
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:08,898
They are so cute.
562
00:28:30,203 --> 00:28:32,378
# Sin City's cold and empty
563
00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:35,298
# No-one's around to judge me
564
00:28:35,323 --> 00:28:39,978
# I can't see clearly
When you're gone
565
00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:43,138
# And I said, ooh
566
00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:46,098
# 1'm blinded by the lights
567
00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:50,858
# No, I cant sleep
Until I feel your touch... #
568
00:28:50,883 --> 00:28:52,058
CHEERING
569
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,738
VOICE-OVER: It's our turn now.
Come on, girls. Let's show them.
570
00:28:55,763 --> 00:29:00,298
# Don't think about it
Just move your body
571
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:03,298
# Listen to the music
Sing, oh, ey, oh
572
00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:07,698
# Oh, I feel better when I'm dancing
Yeah, yeah
573
00:29:07,723 --> 00:29:10,418
# Better when I'm dancing
Yeah, yeah... #
574
00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:12,698
Ha-ha-ha!
575
00:29:12,723 --> 00:29:15,298
# Pa-pa-pa da-da
La-la-la la-da-da
576
00:29:15,323 --> 00:29:18,738
# La-la-la la-da-da
Pa-pa da-da
577
00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:23,018
# I feel better when I'm dancing
I'm better when I'm dancing
578
00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:26,018
# Hey, I'm better when I'm
579
00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:28,178
# Yeah, yeah. #
580
00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:29,818
CHEERING
581
00:29:36,283 --> 00:29:38,858
# Just move on up
582
00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:42,618
# Toward your destination
583
00:29:42,643 --> 00:29:44,578
# Though you may find... #
584
00:29:44,603 --> 00:29:47,258
Standing ovation!
Have a look, have a look.
585
00:29:51,683 --> 00:29:56,218
BRUNO: Oh, I'm so proud of you.
So proud of you.
586
00:29:56,243 --> 00:30:00,258
So precise, so clean.
587
00:30:00,283 --> 00:30:02,258
So strong.
588
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:07,378
And actually, Nazari,
I think your mum is here today.
589
00:30:07,403 --> 00:30:11,218
You should be proud!
You should be proud!
590
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,218
She is proud of them. Very proud.
591
00:30:14,243 --> 00:30:17,378
ALESHA: I mean, you were slick.
592
00:30:17,403 --> 00:30:19,418
You were so in sync
and together and polished.
593
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,178
Honestly, one of the best acts
we've had like this
594
00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:23,858
in a very long time.
595
00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:26,458
Well done.
CHEERING
596
00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:29,378
AMANDA: I completely agree.
597
00:30:29,403 --> 00:30:33,178
It just felt like you got a really
good mix of your age and the fun,
598
00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:35,538
and all of that came
out on stage.
599
00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:38,458
And I can see as well that
you feel like a family on stage.
600
00:30:38,483 --> 00:30:40,618
It's amazing.
601
00:30:40,643 --> 00:30:43,298
This was a brilliant audition.
602
00:30:43,323 --> 00:30:45,538
I mean, you put a lot of people,
603
00:30:45,563 --> 00:30:49,018
who are much older than you
doing this, to shame, seriously.
604
00:30:49,043 --> 00:30:50,258
This was incredible.
605
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,938
So, can I be the first,
please, to say...
606
00:30:53,963 --> 00:30:55,498
yes.
607
00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:00,818
Amanda?
It's a yes from me.
608
00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:02,458
That's two. Alesha?
609
00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:04,458
I love you. It's a yes from me.
610
00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:07,858
And now we have Madame Tussauds.
LAUGHTER
611
00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:09,498
Yes! Yes.
612
00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:13,058
# Just move on up
613
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:17,018
# And keep on wishing
614
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,498
# Remember your dream
Is your only scheme
615
00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:23,138
# So keep on pushing... #
616
00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:30,778
They're amazing!
Amazing.
617
00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:33,818
How did that feel out there?
ALL: Really fun!
618
00:31:33,843 --> 00:31:35,458
How are you gonna celebrate?
619
00:31:35,483 --> 00:31:37,778
A party. OK, are you going
to organise a party?
620
00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:39,018
Yes! Is that cool?
621
00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:42,018
Go and have a party!
Thanks very much. Well done.
622
00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:44,378
Thank you, well done.
Bye!
623
00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:48,458
Have you done anything
like this before?
624
00:31:48,483 --> 00:31:50,058
HE GROANS
625
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:54,298
Hi, I'm Travis George, I'm 22,
and I'm from South Wales.
626
00:31:54,323 --> 00:31:57,898
# 1've got my best suit on
And I'm ready... #
627
00:31:57,923 --> 00:32:01,458
I live with my mother
and our lovely cat Seren.
628
00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:03,658
How are you feeling about today?
Yeah, Mum?
629
00:32:03,683 --> 00:32:05,858
I've cried three times already.
SHE CHUCKLES
630
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:10,658
Being here at Britain's Got Talent,
to him, it's a momentous occasion.
631
00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:17,738
This is completely out of anything
I've ever attempted.
632
00:32:17,763 --> 00:32:19,458
Today, when I'm standing
in the wings,
633
00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:21,058
watching my son on that stage,
634
00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,258
I am going to be
the proudest mother.
635
00:32:25,323 --> 00:32:29,658
I will be delighted if he does get
the yes, yes, yes, yes.
636
00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:35,498
Without her constant encouragement
and love and care,
637
00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:38,738
I wouldn't, really, have been able
to accomplish anything.
638
00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:42,418
# You're gonna see me rise... #
639
00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:43,938
CHEERING
640
00:32:46,363 --> 00:32:47,938
He's not had it easy,
641
00:32:47,963 --> 00:32:50,378
and I just think
he deserves a break.
642
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,978
He deserves something really good
to happen.
643
00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:55,338
And I'm really hoping it will.
644
00:32:57,003 --> 00:32:59,418
Welcome,
and what's your name, please?
645
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,458
I am...
646
00:33:01,483 --> 00:33:04,018
Er, my name's Travis George, I'm 22,
647
00:33:04,043 --> 00:33:05,858
and, erm...
648
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,178
and I'm here from South Wales.
649
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,058
And what brought you
on the show this year?
650
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:15,418
I believe that Britain's Got Talent
is the greatest opportunity
651
00:33:15,443 --> 00:33:19,218
for any person who wants to try
and achieve their dream in the UK.
652
00:33:21,403 --> 00:33:23,578
I...
653
00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:26,258
I love singing,
that's always been the dream.
654
00:33:26,283 --> 00:33:27,778
What is your dream?
655
00:33:27,803 --> 00:33:30,658
What kind of singer are you?
Where would you like to be?
656
00:33:30,683 --> 00:33:32,058
I mean, tell me.
657
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,938
Erm...
658
00:33:34,963 --> 00:33:36,498
...
HE STUTTERS
659
00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:42,018
I...
660
00:33:50,203 --> 00:33:53,498
OK, Travis, so...
661
00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:55,018
big day.
662
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,618
Come on, boy.
APPLAUSE
663
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,818
Come on, boy!
664
00:34:02,843 --> 00:34:04,618
CHEERING
665
00:34:07,563 --> 00:34:09,858
All right, Travis, best of luck.
We do hope this goes well.
666
00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,458
Good luck.
667
00:34:20,723 --> 00:34:22,538
SONG: 'Stars'
from Les Miserables
668
00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:30,858
# There
669
00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:34,578
# Out in the darkness
670
00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:38,138
# A fugitive running
671
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:42,138
# Fallen from God
672
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,418
# With order and light
673
00:34:45,443 --> 00:34:48,978
# You are the sentinels
674
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,378
# Silent and sure
675
00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:55,538
# Keeping watch in the night
676
00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:57,818
# Keeping watch in the night
677
00:34:59,523 --> 00:35:02,938
# You know your place in the sky
678
00:35:02,963 --> 00:35:05,818
# You hold your course and your aim
679
00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:09,498
# And each in your season
Returns and returns
680
00:35:09,523 --> 00:35:13,898
# And is always the same
681
00:35:13,923 --> 00:35:18,098
# And if you fall as Lucifer fell
682
00:35:18,123 --> 00:35:22,978
# You fall in flame
683
00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,418
# And so it must be
684
00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,338
# For so it is written
685
00:35:27,363 --> 00:35:30,618
# On the doorway to paradise
686
00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:34,418
# That those who falter
And those who fall
687
00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:39,778
# Must pay the price
688
00:35:45,683 --> 00:35:49,898
# Lord, let me find him
689
00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:53,738
# That I may see him
690
00:35:53,763 --> 00:35:57,538
# Safe behind bars
691
00:35:57,563 --> 00:36:01,458
# I will never rest
692
00:36:01,483 --> 00:36:04,298
# Till then
693
00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:08,138
# This I swear
694
00:36:08,163 --> 00:36:10,298
by
695
00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:17,258
# The stars. #
696
00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:22,538
HOLDS NOTE
697
00:36:26,043 --> 00:36:30,698
# If I lay here
698
00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:34,338
# If I just lay here
699
00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:41,298
# Would you live with me
And just forget the world... #
700
00:36:45,923 --> 00:36:48,058
CHEERING,
APPLAUSE
701
00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,498
Get in!
702
00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:53,218
# All that I ever was
703
00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:57,218
# Is here in your perfect eyes
704
00:36:57,243 --> 00:36:59,538
# They're all I can see... #
Look at that!
705
00:37:07,443 --> 00:37:09,418
He's good, isn't he?
706
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:10,818
Yeah, he's good. Come here.
707
00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:23,058
Well, you weren't messing around,
were you? Erm... Bruno?
708
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,818
Talk about going for it!
709
00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:27,818
I tell you, you could walk into
710
00:37:27,843 --> 00:37:30,818
a West End show
or a Broadway show tomorrow.
711
00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,698
Very, very difficult song,
712
00:37:32,723 --> 00:37:36,378
sung better than most people
I've heard it sung.
713
00:37:36,403 --> 00:37:39,258
CHEERING
714
00:37:39,283 --> 00:37:41,018
I've seen Les Mis countless times,
715
00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:43,458
and you just knocked it
out of the park.
716
00:37:43,483 --> 00:37:45,298
Flawless.
717
00:37:45,323 --> 00:37:47,778
ALESHA: You are adorable.
718
00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:52,938
You are so sweet, and you don't
realise how great you are.
719
00:37:52,963 --> 00:37:55,938
I'm really, really happy for you
that you had this moment.
720
00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,058
Thank you.
721
00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:03,178
Travis, I mean, it was obviously
an amazing audition.
722
00:38:03,203 --> 00:38:06,578
I mean, literally,
that's what I call selling a song.
723
00:38:06,603 --> 00:38:08,698
This was an audition
we're gonna remember, Travis.
724
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,298
Bruno?
725
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,498
Yes.
726
00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,818
Alesha?
It's a yes from me.
727
00:38:17,203 --> 00:38:21,018
Amanda?
100% yes from me.
728
00:38:23,723 --> 00:38:26,218
What do you think?
CROWD: Yes!
729
00:38:28,323 --> 00:38:31,418
That's about 4,000 yeses.
730
00:38:34,923 --> 00:38:38,018
# All that I ever was
731
00:38:38,043 --> 00:38:42,818
# Is here in your perfect eyes
732
00:38:42,843 --> 00:38:45,218
# They're all I can see... #
733
00:38:45,243 --> 00:38:47,338
He's so nice.
734
00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:51,978
# I don't know where
735
00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:54,618
# Confused about how as well... #
736
00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:56,458
Great voice.
737
00:38:56,483 --> 00:38:59,378
How did that...?
No! Stay, stay, stay, stay.
738
00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:04,418
There are no words, guys.
... 1-1-I feel reborn.
739
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,298
Put it on my gravestone guys.
Aw!
740
00:39:06,323 --> 00:39:09,458
It's something to remember, really.
Well, you've gotta believe it now.
741
00:39:10,003 --> 00:39:13,498
Travis, lovely to meet you.
You've got to be very proud.
742
00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,138
Very nice to meet you.
743
00:39:15,163 --> 00:39:16,778
You can breathe now.
744
00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:18,658
THEY EXHALE DEEPLY
Well done!
745
00:39:22,923 --> 00:39:25,298
Bye, Simon, love you!
Bye.
746
00:39:36,603 --> 00:39:38,938
# I can make you feel good
747
00:39:38,963 --> 00:39:40,858
# I can make you feel good... #
748
00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,218
Excited to meet the judges.
749
00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:43,618
Me too.
I hope Simon's in a good mood.
750
00:39:46,323 --> 00:39:47,338
Here we go.
751
00:39:47,363 --> 00:39:50,058
APPLAUSE
752
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:52,418
Hello.
Hello.
753
00:39:52,443 --> 00:39:54,738
Who are you?
My name is Bennet Kavanagh.
754
00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:57,658
Is whatever you're gonna do
how you make a living?
755
00:39:57,683 --> 00:39:59,858
No, so I make a living
as a music teacher at the minute.
756
00:39:59,883 --> 00:40:01,818
Hopefully... Hopefully
this will take over,
757
00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,298
and I can earn a career from that.
758
00:40:03,323 --> 00:40:04,778
Fantastic. Good luck.
759
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,858
Thank you very much. Thank you.
760
00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:10,538
So, not only am I a comedian,
I'm a musical comedian.
761
00:40:10,563 --> 00:40:11,978
Cheer if you're a fan of guitar.
762
00:40:12,003 --> 00:40:13,058
CHEERING
Yeah.
763
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,458
Well, that's a real shame.
764
00:40:14,483 --> 00:40:17,898
So, I'm able to get on
with what I can do
765
00:40:17,923 --> 00:40:19,138
with a lot of...
HITS KEYS
766
00:40:19,163 --> 00:40:20,698
...grace and dignity...
BUZZER SOUNDS
767
00:40:20,723 --> 00:40:22,018
So I hope I achieve that tonight.
768
00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,818
BUZZER SOUNDS
769
00:40:23,843 --> 00:40:25,818
Here's the first song.
770
00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,978
# I got into an Uber
771
00:40:28,003 --> 00:40:29,858
# But it was not for me
772
00:40:29,883 --> 00:40:32,098
# And I was too awkward to get out
773
00:40:32,123 --> 00:40:34,298
# So now I live in Leeds... #
774
00:40:34,323 --> 00:40:35,818
BUZZER SOUNDS
Thank you.
775
00:40:35,843 --> 00:40:37,858
I should explain, Amanda, erm,
Uber...
776
00:40:37,883 --> 00:40:40,418
It's like a chauffeur
you get from your phone.
777
00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:41,858
LAUGHTER
778
00:40:41,883 --> 00:40:43,258
Just for...
779
00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:44,938
I'm enjoying this now.
780
00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:48,338
This next song is called
An Episode Of Medieval Top Gear.
781
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,578
PLAYS TOP GEAR THEME
782
00:40:49,603 --> 00:40:52,178
# Hey, what's the horsepower
On that thing?
783
00:40:52,203 --> 00:40:54,298
# One... #
LAUGHTER
784
00:40:58,203 --> 00:41:00,178
Simon loves it!
785
00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:02,138
# I knew a girl
Who had a smoking habit
786
00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:05,178
# And that's why she was
A terrible nun. #
787
00:41:05,203 --> 00:41:06,898
LAUGHTER
788
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:10,138
Oh, my God, Simon finds this funny.
Now we're in trouble.
789
00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,458
Thank you very much. Thank you.
790
00:41:11,483 --> 00:41:12,938
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
791
00:41:12,963 --> 00:41:15,418
MUSIC: 'Happy"
by Pharrell Williams
792
00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:17,938
Oh, Bennett,
you've made somebody very happy.
793
00:41:17,963 --> 00:41:19,938
Actually, it was funny.
794
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,698
Thank you.
No, really.
795
00:41:21,723 --> 00:41:25,938
I actually don't find comedians
that funny, but you made me laugh.
796
00:41:27,763 --> 00:41:29,338
Thank you very much.
797
00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:32,418
# Because I'm happy... #
# Clap along if you feel... #
798
00:41:36,403 --> 00:41:37,938
CHOIR: # Bring me down
799
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,378
# Can't nothing
800
00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,418
# Bring me down
801
00:41:41,443 --> 00:41:43,258
# My level's too high
802
00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,338
# Bring me down
803
00:41:44,363 --> 00:41:45,818
# Can't nothing... #
804
00:41:45,843 --> 00:41:48,898
Made me feel good,
and that's what choirs should do.
805
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,218
It's four yeses.
806
00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:51,898
CHEERING
807
00:41:54,963 --> 00:41:56,938
# Clap along if you feel... #
808
00:41:56,963 --> 00:41:59,458
How are you doing?
CHEERING
809
00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:01,178
Happy, happy, happy.
810
00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:02,778
ALESHA: I love when Simon's
in this mood.
811
00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:05,018
# Like happiness is a truth
812
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:09,818
# Happy, happy, happy... #
813
00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:12,778
MUSIC SLOWS THEN ENDS
814
00:42:12,803 --> 00:42:14,698
Blobby, blobby, blobby.
815
00:42:14,723 --> 00:42:15,778
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
816
00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,818
Yeah, I actually hate Mr Blobby.
817
00:42:17,843 --> 00:42:20,018
AMANDA: And it was all going
so well.
818
00:42:20,043 --> 00:42:22,018
Mwah, mwah!
819
00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:26,218
Hello. We know who you are.
820
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,538
Blobby.
821
00:42:27,563 --> 00:42:30,098
Blobby.
Blobby.
822
00:42:30,123 --> 00:42:32,338
LAUGHTER
823
00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:33,538
CHUCKLES
Blobby, blobby.
824
00:42:33,563 --> 00:42:35,978
All right, whatever.
Right, why are you here?
825
00:42:36,003 --> 00:42:38,618
MUMBLING
826
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,378
Ta-da-da da-da-da da!
827
00:42:40,403 --> 00:42:41,458
Ha.
828
00:42:41,483 --> 00:42:43,738
Mr Blobby's Magic Show.
Oh, yeah.
829
00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:46,338
OK, right. No more questions.
Good luck.
830
00:42:48,563 --> 00:42:50,018
BLOBBY MUMBLES
831
00:42:50,043 --> 00:42:51,338
Oh, no.
832
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,858
Ha-ha! Here we go.
833
00:42:52,883 --> 00:42:55,258
Oh!
Oh!
834
00:42:55,283 --> 00:42:56,658
DEC LAUGHS
Are you OK?
835
00:42:56,683 --> 00:42:59,618
BRUNO:
Mr Blobby's going to hospital.
836
00:43:00,963 --> 00:43:03,258
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
837
00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:04,858
'Manda.
Yes?
838
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:08,218
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
Pick a card, he's saying.
839
00:43:08,243 --> 00:43:10,418
Any card.
OK, I'll take that one.
840
00:43:10,443 --> 00:43:12,018
Yeah.
Yeah?
841
00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:13,538
Blobby.
842
00:43:13,563 --> 00:43:15,458
Look at it, yes.
843
00:43:16,643 --> 00:43:19,498
Ace of spades.
844
00:43:20,603 --> 00:43:21,818
No.
845
00:43:21,843 --> 00:43:23,658
AUDIENCE: Aw!
846
00:43:23,683 --> 00:43:24,978
BRUNO: Oh!
847
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,418
LAUGHTER
848
00:43:26,443 --> 00:43:28,578
CHUCKLES
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
849
00:43:28,603 --> 00:43:29,738
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
850
00:43:29,763 --> 00:43:31,018
Nice to meet you.
851
00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:34,458
MUSIC: 'Main Title From
Edward Scissorhands' by Danny Elf man
852
00:43:41,963 --> 00:43:43,858
Blob, Blob-Blob Blob, Blob-Blob.
853
00:43:43,883 --> 00:43:45,098
SIMON: Just awful.
854
00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:50,698
MUSIC DIES
Ah!
855
00:43:50,723 --> 00:43:52,938
BUZZER SOUNDS
856
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,618
He buzzed himself?
857
00:43:54,643 --> 00:43:57,538
BLOBBY CHUCKLES
Simon, Simon!
858
00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,178
Come with me.
859
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:00,618
Where?
Blobby, Blobby.
860
00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:01,938
Go on, go on, get him up!
Get him up!
861
00:44:01,963 --> 00:44:04,418
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
862
00:44:04,443 --> 00:44:06,938
MUSIC: 'In The Hall
Of The Mountain King' by Grieg.
863
00:44:06,963 --> 00:44:08,538
MAN: Oh, no.
He's going.
864
00:44:11,283 --> 00:44:14,538
For any younger viewers who don't
know who Mr Blobby is, he is...
865
00:44:14,563 --> 00:44:16,938
TV royalty.
TV royalty.
866
00:44:16,963 --> 00:44:18,898
Ha!
LAUGHTER
867
00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:20,018
What's this?
868
00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:22,658
Blobby.
869
00:44:25,283 --> 00:44:28,418
What would you like me to do?
Da-da da-da-da da!
870
00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:29,618
Blobby!
871
00:44:29,643 --> 00:44:31,978
CHEERING
872
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:35,138
Yes! Get him in there, Blobby!
Disappearing box.
873
00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:38,378
OK.
874
00:44:38,403 --> 00:44:40,778
AMANDA:
He's gonna make Simon disappear?
875
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,618
BLOBBY: Yeah.
876
00:44:42,643 --> 00:44:43,858
Blobby.
877
00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:46,418
Can you go in there?
878
00:44:46,443 --> 00:44:50,138
Blobby, Blobby...
AUDIENCE: Simon, Simon, Simon...
879
00:44:50,163 --> 00:44:52,578
AUDIENCE CHANT
880
00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:55,578
whoa!
881
00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:57,938
Blobby, Blobby.
882
00:44:57,963 --> 00:44:59,858
Bye, Simon. Love you!
883
00:44:59,883 --> 00:45:01,178
AMANDA: Bye, darling!
884
00:45:01,203 --> 00:45:02,258
Bye.
885
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,818
All right. Yeah? Blob. Blob, Blobby.
886
00:45:07,483 --> 00:45:09,618
Now, let's all just sneak out.
Yeah. Let's go home.
887
00:45:09,643 --> 00:45:10,778
THUMPS BOX
888
00:45:10,803 --> 00:45:12,138
LAUGHTER
889
00:45:14,243 --> 00:45:15,978
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
890
00:45:17,963 --> 00:45:19,418
AUDIENCE CLAPPING
891
00:45:19,443 --> 00:45:20,458
Oh.
892
00:45:20,483 --> 00:45:22,578
AUDIENCE: Oh!
893
00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:25,218
Oh, boo! He's still there.
894
00:45:25,243 --> 00:45:27,418
AMANDA LAUGHS
895
00:45:27,443 --> 00:45:30,418
OK, one Blobby.
AMANDA LAUGHS
896
00:45:30,443 --> 00:45:33,138
Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob.
897
00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:35,298
Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob.
898
00:45:35,323 --> 00:45:36,458
MUSIC INTENSIFIES
899
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,658
Blobby!
900
00:45:40,483 --> 00:45:43,658
Oh! Blob, Blob.
901
00:45:48,723 --> 00:45:50,818
MUSIC REACHES FINALE
Blobby.
902
00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:55,458
ALARM SOUNDS,
MUSIC ENDS
903
00:45:58,563 --> 00:46:01,098
MUSIC: 'Dies Irae'
by Verdi
904
00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:03,098
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
905
00:46:03,123 --> 00:46:04,298
Oh!
Oh!
906
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,018
Oh, my God!
907
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,738
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
908
00:46:31,803 --> 00:46:33,138
Don't touch me.
909
00:46:34,643 --> 00:46:36,338
Good. Don't go near me.
910
00:46:37,883 --> 00:46:39,458
Oh, my God!
911
00:46:39,483 --> 00:46:41,898
LAUGHTER
912
00:46:41,923 --> 00:46:44,978
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby,
Blobby, Blobby!
913
00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:49,218
Oh, my God!
914
00:46:50,803 --> 00:46:52,338
DEC: Simon! Simon!
915
00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:56,858
Be careful, it's slippery.
916
00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:59,938
Oh, my God!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
917
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,618
Did you know this was gonna happen?
Oh, my God, no!
918
00:47:13,723 --> 00:47:15,218
BUZZER SOUNDS
919
00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:18,378
BUZZER SOUNDS
920
00:47:19,643 --> 00:47:21,018
BUZZER SOUNDS
921
00:47:21,043 --> 00:47:22,298
AUDIENCE JEER AND BOO,
MUSIC ENDS
922
00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:28,498
Boo? Boo?!
923
00:47:30,243 --> 00:47:31,418
Boo you.
924
00:47:31,443 --> 00:47:32,818
LAUGHTER
925
00:47:32,843 --> 00:47:34,378
You still look really handsome.
926
00:47:34,403 --> 00:47:36,578
CHEERING
927
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,898
MUSIC: 'Woo Hoo'
by The 5.6.7.8's
928
00:47:43,003 --> 00:47:44,898
who'd like a cuddle?
929
00:47:44,923 --> 00:47:46,098
SCREAMING
930
00:47:50,603 --> 00:47:52,858
Has he gone yet? He's gone.
He's not, he's back.
931
00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:55,138
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
LAUGHTER
932
00:47:56,323 --> 00:47:57,698
AMANDA: I've got no shoes on!
933
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,058
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
934
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,898
Ah! Who would like...?
AMANDA SHRIEKS
935
00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:06,498
Oh, Blobby!
936
00:48:09,963 --> 00:48:11,378
Oh, dear.
937
00:48:12,683 --> 00:48:15,458
How did you get away with that? Eh?
I hid.
938
00:48:17,883 --> 00:48:19,778
Who'd like a cuddle?
Argh!
939
00:48:19,803 --> 00:48:21,298
MUSIC CONTINUES
940
00:48:26,563 --> 00:48:27,658
ANT: Yes!
941
00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:31,858
We all wanted Dec done, didn't we?
Yes, we did!
942
00:48:31,883 --> 00:48:33,058
No!
943
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:35,618
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
944
00:48:35,643 --> 00:48:37,218
Come on.
Come on.
945
00:48:38,523 --> 00:48:41,378
Oh, no! No!
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
946
00:48:41,403 --> 00:48:42,618
SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
947
00:48:42,643 --> 00:48:45,818
MUSIC: "(I've Had) The Time
Of My Life' by Medley and Warnes
948
00:48:49,283 --> 00:48:50,978
AUDIENCE: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby...
949
00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:52,738
Oh, my God.
950
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,058
Bloody hell.
951
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:56,858
AUDIENCE SHOUTING
952
00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:03,778
# I've had the time of my life... #
953
00:49:03,803 --> 00:49:05,178
I love it. It's all chaos.
954
00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:06,818
I love it!
955
00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,178
Shall we go and shower?
Together?
956
00:49:10,203 --> 00:49:11,778
Why not?
Why not?!
957
00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:15,418
Blobby. Blobby!
958
00:49:15,443 --> 00:49:19,298
Is that really him doing that?
No way.
959
00:49:20,283 --> 00:49:22,058
What?
960
00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:23,978
That is talent.
961
00:49:33,123 --> 00:49:37,418
# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
962
00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:40,698
# I wanna feel the heat
With somebody
963
00:49:40,723 --> 00:49:44,458
# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
964
00:49:44,483 --> 00:49:48,698
# With somebody who loves me... #
965
00:49:48,723 --> 00:49:52,498
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
966
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,978
# Hey, yeah... #
967
00:49:54,003 --> 00:49:57,858
HE TRILLS
# I wanna dance... #
968
00:49:59,683 --> 00:50:00,938
Yo, what's up?
969
00:50:00,963 --> 00:50:03,698
MUSIC: 'I Lived'
by OneRepublic
970
00:50:05,843 --> 00:50:08,898
My name is MB14.
My real name is Mohamed.
971
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:13,338
I'm 28,
and I'm a singer from France.
972
00:50:13,363 --> 00:50:14,378
PHONE CHIMES
Sorry.
973
00:50:14,403 --> 00:50:15,738
PRODUCER:
Oh, no, all right...
974
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,218
Erm... Sorry.
975
00:50:17,243 --> 00:50:18,818
Da-da-da-da. OK.
CLEARS THROAT
976
00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:21,778
# |
977
00:50:21,803 --> 00:50:23,978
did it all... #
978
00:50:24,003 --> 00:50:26,218
I started singing
when I was a teenager.
979
00:50:26,243 --> 00:50:29,418
I remember in class,
we had some choir lessons sometimes,
980
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,698
we used to sing.
981
00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:32,858
I got into performing
when I was in high school.
982
00:50:32,883 --> 00:50:34,578
I tried a drama class,
983
00:50:34,603 --> 00:50:36,738
and the first time
I stepped on that stage,
984
00:50:36,763 --> 00:50:38,418
I felt something really special,
985
00:50:38,443 --> 00:50:41,298
and I understood that
that's where I was supposed to be.
986
00:50:41,323 --> 00:50:44,978
The ultimate dream would be...
Yeah, to perform in the whole world.
987
00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:47,418
Yeah. Yeah.
And, er... be a musician.
988
00:50:47,443 --> 00:50:49,978
I'm here because
I remember when I was a teenager,
989
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,218
I would spend hours and hours
and days on YouTube.
990
00:50:52,243 --> 00:50:53,778
I used to watch the judges.
991
00:50:53,803 --> 00:50:55,578
I have watched
a lot of performances,
992
00:50:55,603 --> 00:50:59,618
so I really want to convince them
that I have my place here, you know?
993
00:50:59,643 --> 00:51:00,738
That I deserve to be here.
994
00:51:00,763 --> 00:51:02,458
HE TRILLS
995
00:51:02,483 --> 00:51:03,738
Today means a lot.
996
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,938
It's something that
I've been waiting for a long time.
997
00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:10,178
If I can have, like, four yeses,
it would be the perfect scenario.
998
00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:12,538
We'll see. Finger crossed.
HE CHUCKLES
999
00:51:14,483 --> 00:51:16,338
Hello there. How are you?
Hey. Nice to meet you.
1000
00:51:16,363 --> 00:51:18,538
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
My name is MB14.
1001
00:51:18,563 --> 00:51:20,098
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
1002
00:51:20,123 --> 00:51:21,818
MB14?
Yeah, MB14.
1003
00:51:21,843 --> 00:51:24,458
Those are my initials
and my favourite number.
1004
00:51:24,483 --> 00:51:25,738
Ah.
Ah, OK.
1005
00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,338
And where are you from?
I'm from France.
1006
00:51:27,363 --> 00:51:28,698
Ah! Welcome.
Thank you.
1007
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:30,458
Bonjour. Bonjour!
THEY LAUGH
1008
00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:31,938
Croissant, baguette.
1009
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,738
Oh, we like you. We like you a lot.
1010
00:51:33,763 --> 00:51:35,298
Me too.
Come on, let's get you on stage.
1011
00:51:35,323 --> 00:51:37,178
They're ready.
Yeah, he doesn't care about you.
1012
00:51:38,283 --> 00:51:39,458
# I swear I lived... #
1013
00:51:39,483 --> 00:51:41,938
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
1014
00:51:41,963 --> 00:51:44,498
# Oh, whoa-oh-oh. #
1015
00:51:47,163 --> 00:51:48,858
Yeah.
He's got great hair.
1016
00:51:48,883 --> 00:51:50,578
Hello, hello, hello.
1017
00:51:50,603 --> 00:51:51,858
Hello.
1018
00:51:51,883 --> 00:51:53,738
Oh, yes. Hello, too.
1019
00:51:53,763 --> 00:51:54,938
LAUGHTER
1020
00:51:54,963 --> 00:51:58,258
Tell me all about you.
I want to know everything.
1021
00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:01,138
My name is MB14, and I'm French.
1022
00:52:01,163 --> 00:52:02,538
CHEERING
Oh, c'est tres bien.
1023
00:52:02,563 --> 00:52:04,738
And what made you
come to this show in Britain,
1024
00:52:04,763 --> 00:52:06,898
Britain's Got Talent?
The train. Eurostar.
1025
00:52:06,923 --> 00:52:09,098
LAUGHTER
1026
00:52:09,123 --> 00:52:12,298
It's been a long time that
I've been watching BGT, you know?
1027
00:52:12,323 --> 00:52:14,578
And I remember
when I started watching that show,
1028
00:52:14,603 --> 00:52:16,618
I felt a lot of inspiration,
and I said to myself,
1029
00:52:16,643 --> 00:52:18,458
"Maybe one day,
I'll be on that stage,” so...
1030
00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,098
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, here you are.
1031
00:52:24,163 --> 00:52:27,458
So, er, what is your act based on?
1032
00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:31,058
Basically, all you're about to hear
is made with my voice,
1033
00:52:31,083 --> 00:52:33,218
so I hope you like it.
CHEERING
1034
00:52:33,243 --> 00:52:34,578
Show us what you've got!
1035
00:52:34,603 --> 00:52:36,578
Thank you so much,
ladies and gentlemen.
1036
00:52:36,603 --> 00:52:37,658
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1037
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,698
CONSTANT NOTE PLAYS
1038
00:52:52,723 --> 00:52:55,978
IMITATES WIND INSTRUMENT
1039
00:53:04,883 --> 00:53:06,778
IMITATES SITAR
1040
00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:08,018
AUDIENCE EXCLAIM
1041
00:53:08,043 --> 00:53:10,538
No way.
1042
00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,178
That's...
Is that his mouth? Yeah.
1043
00:53:12,203 --> 00:53:13,618
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1044
00:53:13,643 --> 00:53:15,818
Is that really him doing that?
1045
00:53:15,843 --> 00:53:20,218
IMITATES SITAR
1046
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,338
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1047
00:53:26,363 --> 00:53:29,138
SINGS SOPRANO
1048
00:53:29,163 --> 00:53:30,818
What?
1049
00:53:30,843 --> 00:53:32,978
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1050
00:53:33,003 --> 00:53:34,978
SINGS SOPRANO
1051
00:53:40,723 --> 00:53:43,618
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1052
00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:47,978
BEATBOXES
1053
00:53:48,003 --> 00:53:49,538
Is that still him?
1054
00:53:49,563 --> 00:53:50,778
CHEERING
Yes! Go!
1055
00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:57,778
BEATBOXING CONTINUES
1056
00:53:57,803 --> 00:54:02,258
VOCALISES
1057
00:54:02,283 --> 00:54:05,578
CHANTS IN HARMONY
1058
00:54:06,883 --> 00:54:10,858
IMITATES SITAR
1059
00:54:10,883 --> 00:54:13,378
SITAR MELODY REPEATS
1060
00:54:13,403 --> 00:54:15,658
BEATBOXES
1061
00:54:15,683 --> 00:54:18,818
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1062
00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:20,458
That's brilliant.
1063
00:54:20,483 --> 00:54:21,898
BEATBOXES BASS
1064
00:54:21,923 --> 00:54:24,018
ALL SOUNDS PLAY,
CHEERING
1065
00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:28,138
SOUNDS WIND DOWN
1066
00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:29,938
BEATBOXES,
IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH
1067
00:54:29,963 --> 00:54:33,578
# Yeah
1068
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:34,898
# BGT... #
1069
00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:36,898
whoo!
# BGT
1070
00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:38,178
# Yeah... #
1071
00:54:38,203 --> 00:54:41,418
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
IMITATES SITAR
1072
00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:45,498
CHEERING
1073
00:54:45,523 --> 00:54:47,418
That is talent.
1074
00:54:47,443 --> 00:54:51,378
CHANTS IN TENOR
1075
00:54:51,403 --> 00:54:55,098
CHANTS IN HARMONY
1076
00:54:55,123 --> 00:54:57,338
BEATBOXING,
CHANTS IN HARMONY
1077
00:54:57,363 --> 00:54:59,658
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1078
00:55:04,403 --> 00:55:08,938
IMITATES SITAR
1079
00:55:13,683 --> 00:55:17,098
SINGS SOPRANO
1080
00:55:20,043 --> 00:55:23,378
SINGS FALSETTO
1081
00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:24,818
Yes!
Oh, what?
1082
00:55:24,843 --> 00:55:26,858
Wonderful! That was wonderful.
1083
00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:28,738
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1084
00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:30,378
MUSIC: 'Celestial'
by Ed Sheeran
1085
00:55:33,643 --> 00:55:35,618
# You make me feel
1086
00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:38,178
# Like my troubled heart
1087
00:55:38,203 --> 00:55:39,738
# Is a million miles away... #
1088
00:55:39,763 --> 00:55:42,418
Oh, we like him. We like him a LOT.
1089
00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:46,018
# Celestial
1090
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,498
# Oh... #
1091
00:55:47,523 --> 00:55:48,818
That is really good.
1092
00:55:48,843 --> 00:55:50,298
Really good, innit?
Really good.
1093
00:55:50,323 --> 00:55:52,178
# We were made to be
1094
00:55:52,203 --> 00:55:54,378
# Nothin' more than this
1095
00:55:54,403 --> 00:55:57,218
# Finding magic... #
AUDIENCE CHANT
1096
00:55:57,243 --> 00:55:59,938
It's really good.
Yeah, it is.
1097
00:55:59,963 --> 00:56:01,658
# That's what really matters
1098
00:56:01,683 --> 00:56:03,458
# Let's make tonight go... #
1099
00:56:03,483 --> 00:56:05,978
well, well, well!
# You make me feel... #
1100
00:56:06,003 --> 00:56:08,378
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# We were made to be
1101
00:56:08,403 --> 00:56:10,018
# Nothin' more than this
1102
00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:12,578
# Finding magic
In all the smallest things
1103
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,658
# You make me feel
1104
00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,978
# The way we notice
That's what really matters
1105
00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,978
# Let's make tonight... #
Ready?
1106
00:56:19,003 --> 00:56:20,418
Ready? Ready?!
1107
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:22,498
# You make me feel
1108
00:56:22,523 --> 00:56:24,338
ACOUSTIC:
# Like my troubled heart
1109
00:56:24,363 --> 00:56:27,698
# Is a million miles away
1110
00:56:27,723 --> 00:56:30,378
# You make me feel... #
1111
00:56:30,403 --> 00:56:32,298
ORIGINAL:
# Like I'm drunk on stars
1112
00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:35,738
# And we're dancing out into space
1113
00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:37,058
# Celestial
1114
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:41,018
# Oh-oh
1115
00:56:41,043 --> 00:56:43,418
-oh-oh
1116
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:48,138
# Celestial... #
1117
00:56:48,163 --> 00:56:49,458
ANT:
Yes! We love him!
1118
00:56:50,963 --> 00:56:52,778
We love him!
# Celestial... #
1119
00:56:52,803 --> 00:56:54,698
Ah!
# We were made to be
1120
00:56:54,723 --> 00:56:56,858
# Nothin' more than this
1121
00:56:56,883 --> 00:56:58,338
# Finding magic... #
1122
00:56:58,363 --> 00:56:59,938
Well done. Well done.
Thank you so much.
1123
00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:03,058
That was brilliant, man.
I loved everything about that.
1124
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,778
You're welcome. You're welcome.
1125
00:57:04,803 --> 00:57:07,458
That was amazing. So good!
1126
00:57:07,483 --> 00:57:08,578
# Celestial... #
1127
00:57:08,603 --> 00:57:10,978
Take a bow! Take a bow. Take a bow.
1128
00:57:11,003 --> 00:57:12,418
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1129
00:57:12,443 --> 00:57:13,978
I'm so happy for him.
1130
00:57:15,443 --> 00:57:16,658
Yeah, we like him.
1131
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:17,858
He's great!
He's amazing.
1132
00:57:19,043 --> 00:57:22,138
Literally,
I was hypnotised by your music.
1133
00:57:22,163 --> 00:57:25,418
That is the power of music,
that it gets you
1134
00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:26,858
and it makes you wanna dance.
1135
00:57:26,883 --> 00:57:29,538
It makes you happy.
You did a fantastic job. Alesha.
1136
00:57:29,563 --> 00:57:31,858
You are absolutely phenomenal.
1137
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,298
We've never had anyone like you
on the show.
1138
00:57:34,323 --> 00:57:35,938
The fact
that you've got nice hair...
1139
00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:37,418
No-one cares about that, do they?
1140
00:57:37,443 --> 00:57:38,578
I care!
LAUGHTER
1141
00:57:38,603 --> 00:57:41,818
You are phenomenal, my friend.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1142
00:57:41,843 --> 00:57:44,018
It just felt cool, it felt now.
1143
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,538
We've seen nothing like it.
It was fantastic.
1144
00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:49,258
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1145
00:57:49,283 --> 00:57:52,618
I don't know where you've been.
1146
00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:54,938
I have been in France.
LAUGHTER
1147
00:57:54,963 --> 00:57:57,458
Seriously, we...
Doesn't matter where you're from,
1148
00:57:57,483 --> 00:57:59,978
we should have heard of you by now
because this was phenomenal.
1149
00:58:00,003 --> 00:58:02,578
I mean, seriously phenomenal.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1150
00:58:02,603 --> 00:58:04,978
Yes! Yes!
1151
00:58:05,003 --> 00:58:07,018
INDISTINCT,
LAUGHTER
1152
00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:09,578
They were
like greyhounds out of a trap.
1153
00:58:09,603 --> 00:58:12,498
We didn't even have a chance
to say anything!
1154
00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:15,458
Anyway, it's so well-deserved.
Thank you so much.
1155
00:58:15,483 --> 00:58:19,658
It's one of
the great, great, great auditions
1156
00:58:19,683 --> 00:58:21,818
you will never, ever forget.
1157
00:58:21,843 --> 00:58:23,498
# You make me feel
1158
00:58:23,523 --> 00:58:25,298
# Like I'm drunk on stars
1159
00:58:25,323 --> 00:58:28,818
# And we're dancing out into space
1160
00:58:28,843 --> 00:58:30,138
# Celestial
1161
00:58:30,163 --> 00:58:33,898
# Oh-oh
1162
00:58:33,923 --> 00:58:36,618
-oh-oh
1163
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:38,058
# Celestial... #
1164
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,698
Amazing.
1165
00:58:39,723 --> 00:58:41,618
Amazing.
1166
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,618
Oh, no, no, merci to you.
1167
00:58:43,643 --> 00:58:44,978
SIMON: Er, this is amazing.
1168
00:58:45,003 --> 00:58:47,778
Absolutely amazing.
1169
00:58:47,803 --> 00:58:50,738
First, I didn't think
that they would like it so much,
1170
00:58:50,763 --> 00:58:52,778
and second, what a surprise
you did to me today.
1171
00:58:52,803 --> 00:58:55,098
Aw... I really didn't expect
the Golden Buzzer.
1172
00:58:55,123 --> 00:58:57,578
It's... Wow, wow, wow...
1173
00:58:57,603 --> 00:59:00,018
Well done. Thank you.
You're welcome. You're very welcome.
1174
00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:02,018
Thank you for your support.
Congratulations...
1175
00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:04,378
I'm really happy to be part
of this adventure with you guys.
1176
00:59:04,403 --> 00:59:06,538
Aw. Thank you. Thank you for coming.
It's an honour.
1177
00:59:06,563 --> 00:59:07,858
See you in the live semi-finals.
1178
00:59:07,883 --> 00:59:10,418
# Celestial. #
1179
00:59:10,443 --> 00:59:12,818
# Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
1180
00:59:12,843 --> 00:59:14,898
# Tutti frutti... #
That was incredible.
1181
00:59:14,923 --> 00:59:17,778
# Tutti frutti... #
A dazzling firework of talent!
1182
00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:20,578
# Tutti frutti... #
Absolutely amazing.
1183
00:59:20,603 --> 00:59:22,818
# Tutti frutti... #
HE VOCALISES
1184
00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:23,978
Ah!
That's what we needed!
1185
00:59:24,003 --> 00:59:25,818
No, you can't touch, Simon!
1186
00:59:25,843 --> 00:59:28,098
THUD,
MUSIC WINDS DOWN
1187
00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:30,298
# A wop bop a loo bop... #
I've gotta do it!
1188
00:59:30,323 --> 00:59:32,338
AMANDA: Why did you do it?!
1189
00:59:32,363 --> 00:59:33,498
You are in big trouble.
1190
00:59:33,523 --> 00:59:35,138
You only get one!
1191
00:59:35,163 --> 00:59:37,138
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