All language subtitles for Boy Meets World (1993) - S06E10 - And in Case I Dont See Ya _track3_eng

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Pretty depressing,
isn't it? (SIGHS)

You talking
to me?

Oh, actually,
I was just talking
to myself,

but you look
like you're
in the same boat.

What boat?
What are you talking about?

I'm just sitting here
at my table alone,

trying to enjoy
a cup of coffee.

Look at them.

Laughing, enjoying themselves,
having a good time...

I hate them!

Who?
Them.

The popular.

(LAUGHS) I'm popular.

Hey, man,
why don't you come
and, you know, sit with me?

No. Why don't you come
sit with me?

Nah.

Then there
it is, then.

Yeah,
there it is.

MAN ON P.A.: Attention.
The Pennbrook Harvest Mixer

is about to start
on the second floor.

And remember, only those
with invitations may attend.

Well, looks like it's just
you and me, huh?

Now it's just you.

Good morning.

Say, is that one of those
delicious cups of coffee
from Brew Lagoon,

conveniently located
in the Pennbrook
Student Union?

(LAUGHS) Why are you
talking like that?

I'm not.

Rachel, why don't you
scrape the garbage
into the garbage disposal?

I'd just rather
do it this way, okay?

Okay.

Have a good morning,
and in case
I don't see you,

good evening,
good afternoon,
and good night!

(ALL CHEERING)

Hey, what's all
the excitement?

Oh, 11:00 man.
She's back from the gym,
little sweaty, very sexy.

Drives me crazy, dude!
And then, the shower. Yes!

Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?

Her, man!

The one in the background,
man, behind the unpopular guy
doing the puppet show.

Hey!

Oh, come on,
get out of the way,
cuckoo's nest!

LOUIE: You're blocking
the goddess!

(EVERYONE PROTESTING)

You sure that's
three cheeses?
'Cause I only see two.

Where's the Gouda, pal?

That's right.
That's better.

There's a lot riding
on these here eggs.

Hey, hey,
I made Feeny
a happy face waffle.

Huh? The blueberries
are the eyes.

Oh, this is
so gonna work.

But I am concerned
this is a tad
morally wrong.

Oh, please.
Cory, all we're doing

is treating the man who
has been the driving force
in our lives to a brunch.

And if he happens
to go a little easier
on us in class,

so be it.

Okay. Here you go,
Mr. Feeny.

Ooh, a happy face
waffle.

And a three-cheese
omelet

fit for the best
educator in America.

That's one, two,
and Gouda makes three.

I like Gouda.

I knew that.

But brunch really
wasn't necessary.

Oh, it's nothing.
It's our way of
saying thanks.

We're just glad
we could sneak away

from all our
studies to do it.

Been burning
the midnight oil,
have you?

(CHUCKLES) They are
killing us, Feeny.

I mean, that Professor
Williams is a sadist.

Well, there's
always one
tough class.

If only.
They're all
ridiculous.

Scone?
Oh, no. Please,

I really have
quite enough food.

Oh, are you kidding me?
Look at you.

You're ripped.
You're cut.

Jelly?

Boys, far be it
from me

to look a
happy-faced waffle

in its happy-faced
little mouth,

but what's the deal?

Deal?
Ouch.

Your words hurt
like fists.

I mean, we really
took you out
as an appreciation

of how much you've
taught us thus far.

And we know that
you've got a vested
interest in us

and want to see us
do well.

Oh, I do, I do.

And we want you
to know we'll try
very hard in your class.

Even though we've got
so much work in all
our other classes.

(LAUGHS) I mean,
they're killing us, Feeny.

It's like
we can't breathe.

But we do not want
any special treatment
or consideration...

And we don't want you
to think of this brunch
as a bribe.

(BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY)

You want an extension
on your midterm papers?

We'll give you
100 bucks cash right now.

Boys, we've known
each other for years.

We have a long
history together.

You don't have to
go through all this.

If you need some help,
just ask.

We just need
a few days.

Four.
Three.

Two.

All right two.

Now that's how
you make a deal.

More bubbly?
(LAUGHS)

And that's how
you eat soup.

If it's hot, I've found
you can blow on it.
Let's try it.

Why?

(GROANS IN PAIN)

How long have you
been filming us?

It's not film.
It's live.

It's spontaneous.
It's unrehearsed.

Absolutely anything
can happen.
Even this! (GIGGLES)

Told you
they were gay.

Why would you
do this?

You wanna know?

I was afraid, okay?

I'm afraid to just
be another face
in the college crowd.

I just want people
to know me.

Maybe if they do,
then they'd come over

and they'd sit with me
in the morning and just
drink a cup of coffee.

You did this
to have friends?

Yeah, that's right.
I did this to be popular.

How does he have
a show and I don't?

Hey, what's all
the yelling about?

There she is!

(ALL CHEERING)

Congratulations.
You're on TV.

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Who else is
watching this?

There's a big crowd
watching at
the student union.

You know, it's almost
worth the 23 hours
of crap just to get to this.

(ALL AGREEING)

No, man.
They're watching me.

They're watching
her, not you. Her.

Oh, why would they
be watching her?
That's crazy.

She's not
even dressed...
Oh, okay.

For next time, I'd like
you to finish reading
The Canterbury Tales,

and be prepared to discuss
Chaucer's intent, hmm?

Uh, not so fast.
I have your midterm papers.

Well, it's our first
real big grades.

(CHUCKLING)
I'm kinda nervous.

Why, Angela?
You're an incredible student
and you worked really hard.

You've nothing
to be worried about.

Remember, boys,
this is only one grade.

And there you are.

Okay, Cor,
you ready?
Yeah. This is it.

BOTH: One, two, three...

(LAUGHS) I got a "B!"
Me, too!

Good, Cory. Your parents
will be very proud...
What is this?

It's a "B."
Hey, we got
the same grade.

This is a travesty.

I got a "B-plus."

Who cares? How do I
get the same grade
as these two schlubs?

Feeny, thank you
for the "B's."

What did you get?

Don't thank me, boys.
You did the work.

(LAUGHS)
And believe me,

you are gonna be
just as happy
with the next one.

Are you aware
that the next paper
was due yesterday?

(BOTH STAMMERING)

That's what we
wanted to talk
to you about

because you remember
how you said

we could always
come to you?

Well. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
We're here.

How about three days?

No days.

Two days.
No days.

Shawn, perhaps...
(SHUSHING)
I'm negotiating.

Let me see
if I understand this.

You just decided
that I would give
you another extension?

Well, because of
our long
history together.

So you just
didn't bother to do
the papers at all?

They're
killing us.

(LAUGHS) It's like
we can't breathe.

I see.

Well, there's no need
for you to turn in
your papers at all, boys.

Sounds good.

I can give you
your grades right now.

Well, even better.

You both get "F's."

Hey.
That's not fair.

There's nothing more
to discuss.

Feeny!

Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Don't you
run away from me,
you old goat!

Oh, wow.

I thought he
was our friend.

Yeah, I know.
He didn't even
discuss it, did he?

I mean, he gave us
an extension
on the midterm.

What's the big deal
with this one?

Yeah. It's like he's
two different people.

I thought we all had
a special relationship
with him.

TOPANGA: Feeny,
you change this!

Well, Since you're
not set on a name
for the baby,

I myself have always
been partial to George.

George?
Hmm.

George Matthews.

Well, we'll throw
that into the hat.

George is a fine old name,
of Germanic origin.

It means "Watch out,
the sheep are coming."

Watch-out-the-sheep-
are-coming Matthews.

We'll think on that.

What's he doing here?

Hey,
what's the problem?

Well, Why don't
you ask him?

Him is Mr. Feeny
to you.

That's all right, Amy.

It's just a matter
between a teacher
and his students.

I don't care what
this is about, George.

Don't you ever use
that tone of voice
with this man.

This man stabbed us
in the back.

I'm sorry you feel
that way.

Amy, this coffee
is so good,
I'm taking it with me.

This better be
real good.

I don't even want
to hear about it.

They were incredibly rude,
and I'm going to
punish them right now.

No, you can't punish us.
We're in college.

Oh, yeah? How about
I hit you so hard,

you're back
in high school?

Dad, it's really
hard to be civil
to Mr. Feeny

after what
he's done to us.

And what did
he do to you?

He double-crossed us.

We came to him,
as friends,

and told him how
swamped we were
with our other classes.

And what does he do?
He says, "Oh,
I understand."

He says, "Oh, you can
always come to me."

And he lets us
slide a little
on our midterm.

Then he kills us
on the next paper.

And what
was your grade?

We didn't even
turn it in!
Yeah!

He thinks
that's an "F!"
Yeah.

(STAMMERS)
We were gonna
turn it in.

He didn't even
let us explain.

Just gave us
an "F."

Wait a minute.
Let me see if I'm
understanding this.

Mr. Feeny was
understanding enough

to let you guys slide
on a problem you had
with your midterms.

BOTH: Right.

So you assumed
that was going to be
the arrangement

for the rest of
your academic life?

Yeah.
Where's bad?

You know
where's bad?

It's bad to think
that Mr. Feeny

couldn't even give
you guys a break

without you taking
advantage of him.

You may be
in college, pal,

but you still have
a lot of growing up
to do.

(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

Hey, you got a button
on that thing that
gets her naked?

(ALL CHATTERING)

ERIC: Hey, hey, hey...
Hey!

Don't talk about
my Rachel that way,
all right?

I created her
in my own image.

She's like my daughter.

Watch what I do
to her now.

(ALL PROTEST)

Hey, hey, hey!
Calm down!
Calm down!

It's the first time
I've ever controlled
another human being.

I'll get her back.
I'll get her back.

Look. See? See?

ALL: Where is she?

ERIC: I'll get her.
Hang on! Hang on!

I got her.
I got her. (CLEARS THROAT)

Rachel? Come into
the living room, Rachel.

(ALL CHEERING)

ERIC: Come downstairs,
Rachel.

Eric, is that you?
Where are you?

I'm over here.
Where?

In the student union.

RACHEL: What?
Nuts! Um...

(STAMMERS)
I'm in your mind.

I'm in the student union
of your mind.

Oh, Eric,
what are you doing?

Eric, why am I still on TV?
I thought you said
you were gonna stop that.

Jack!

This isn't about me
anymore, Rachel.
This is about you.

You're what
the people want.

ALL: Yeah.

Tell her, Louie.

Rachel, it's me, Louie.
I love you.

Louie?

Tell me about yourself.

Is he still
doing this?
Yes.

(GROANS) Where is he?

He's in
the student union.
He's controlling everything.

(THUNDER CLAPPING)

Oh, no, it's nothing.
It's nothing.

(WIND HOWLING)
It's a simple sound effect
coming out of the stereo.

(EXCLAIMS)

That's impressive.

Where have I seen
this before?

Jack, let's get
out of here.
Come on.

(SHRIEKS)

What? What's the matter?

It's a brick wall!

Boy, he's really
thought this one out.

Balcony.

What do you mean,
the balcony?
It's three stories down.

We can't go out
the balcony.

The only way out
is through the window
over the sink

and down
the fire escape.

The only way out
is through the window

over the sink,
down the fire escape.

Oh, no. We'll lose her
before shower time.

She's not
going anywhere.

Come on.

Watch this.

(GARBAGE DISPOSAL
WHIRRING)
(SHRIEKING)

What? What's
the matter?

Come on, Rachel.
Tell him.

Bunny Baby.

What?

Bunny Baby, wanna play
down the bunny hole?

This is where mommy
puts all the carrots.

Let me put the light on
so you can see.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING) All right.
It's okay. Come here.

(RACHEL SOBBING)

You heartless,
unfeeling control freak.

It's no wonder
you're not popular.

ALL: Yeah.

(ALL BOOING)

Quiet!

This is great TV.

This is human drama
unfolding before you.

Rachel. Come on.
It's the only way, okay?

No, I can't.
I can't do it, Jack.
I can't.

(GASPS)

I will kill him.

Rachel, Rachel,
come here.

You have to come
through the window.
That's the only way.

What do you mean,
over the sink?
Yes.

What have I done?

Oh, man. (STAMMERS)
What's the point
of being popular

when I just hurt
the only two people
who even tolerated me?

I am a monster.

Rachel.
Come on, Rachel.
You can do it.

(ALL ENCOURAGING)
You gotta go over,
Rachel.

Confront your past,
Rachel.

Conquer your fear!

Do it for Bunny Baby,
Rachel.

Bunny Baby.

Yeah!

(ALL CHEERING)

Ladies and gentlemen,

you have just witnessed
a triumph of the human spirit,

and I'd like to take
this opportunity

to thank everybody
who helped me with this.

First of all,
I'd like to thank the boys in
the audio-visual department.

I would like to thank
the wonderful people
at Milt's Masonry

who built
that lovely brick wall,

and I would like to thank
my roommate Jack,

and, of course,
the heroine or our saga...

Well, you got here
incredibly fast.

Well, I was
incredibly motivated.

Rachel, I am
so proud of you.

Jeez, you're
a freaking Amazon.

Get out of my way.

Yes, ma'am.

Now, wait a sec,
wait a sec.
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel!

Before you do anything,
I just want you
to think about this.

I just want you
to remember that...

It was I who
created you.

It was I who
gave you life.

This is really
gonna hurt,
isn't it?

(EXCLAIMS)

You heard me.
Where's the
Gouda, pal?

Now, was that
so hard?
(SIGHS)

Shawn, Shawn!
I got Feeny...

A sorry-faced
waffle.

Oh, nice touch.

Here you go,
Mr. Feeny.

Why is my waffle
so sad?

Because we are.

Sad that we ever
took advantage of
our friendship.

Sad that we
let you down.

Sad that the whole
thing blew up
in our faces.

I'm sad,
but I'm honest.

Boys,
you've already
apologized.

I mean, this
isn't necessary.

Mmm!
Love that Gouda.

Oh, but it
is necessary.

And we have something
else for you.

Remember that paper
we never turned in?
Yes?

Well, we stayed up
all night, and we
did it anyway.

Just because
we thought it was
the right thing to do.

And because we want
to earn our grades

on the strengths
of our efforts

and not on
the strengths of
our friendship.

Well, I am

deeply,

deeply

touched.

"F."

"F."

What would a "D-minus"
get me?

You know, I gotta tell you,
that little stunt
you pulled,

really backfired.

What are you
talking about?

I'm the most
popular dude on campus.

Not with Rachel.
While you were busy
terrorizing her,

Rachel and I
got much closer,

if you catch
my drift.

You ingrate.

I put you on TV,
and that's how
you repay me?

Huh? By stealing
my girl?

How do you live
with yourself?

I don't.
I live with you.

Yeah, I'm thinking
Rachel and I might take

our relationship
to that next level.

Thank you, Eric.

Oh, could you guys
disappear?

I'd like to be left alone
with my date.

Date?

Yeah. I found a guy
who's absolutely
crazy about me.

Hey, losers.