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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,579 --> 00:00:19,670 Do You Know Me? 2 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:31,839 ♪ If someone picks up then I'm still alone 3 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,890 ♪ They're just another voice on a telephone 4 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:37,679 ♪ I'm down, I'm broke, I'm tired 5 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:40,390 ♪ I want something more 6 00:00:41,229 --> 00:00:43,439 ♪ So let me hear you say, oh 7 00:00:43,609 --> 00:00:44,990 ♪ You should know me 8 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:48,450 ♪ You should know me by now 9 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,189 ♪ Do you know me? 10 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,619 ♪ Do you know me? 11 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:53,240 ♪ Do you know me? 12 00:00:53,409 --> 00:00:56,579 ♪ Do you know me at all? 13 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:05,129 My Neck, My Back ♪ Lick it now, lick it good 14 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,299 ♪ Lick this pussy just like you should 15 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:09,840 ♪ Come on, right now, lick it good 16 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,099 ♪ Lick this pussy just like you should 17 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,969 ♪ My neck, my back 18 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,269 ♪ My pussy and my crack 19 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:19,099 - What the hell is this music, Nick? - Well, it's sexy. 20 00:01:19,269 --> 00:01:20,269 No? 21 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:21,939 Don't worry. I can change it. 22 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:24,099 ♪ Do it now, lick... 23 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:26,400 U Can't Touch This ♪ You can't touch this 24 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:29,069 ♪ My-my-my-my music You can't touch this 25 00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:31,450 {\i1}Harry darted behind the crumbling pillar...{\i0} 26 00:01:31,609 --> 00:01:34,659 - I shouldn't have put it on shuffle. {\i1}- ..where our wizards streaked past.{\i0} 27 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:35,909 Why is that on shuffle? 28 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:37,460 Sorry, Nick. Can we focus? 29 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,039 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:41,289 Sorry. 31 00:01:43,289 --> 00:01:45,379 Remember, don't come inside me. 32 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:48,299 - What? Why not? - I had to take a break from the pill. 33 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,170 The hormones were making my nipples hairy. 34 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:52,340 Oh, shit, yeah, of course. 35 00:01:54,469 --> 00:01:57,140 - So where should I come, then? - I don't know. Wherever you want. 36 00:01:57,310 --> 00:01:59,689 - OK, like, your face? - Obviously not. 37 00:01:59,849 --> 00:02:02,099 - No, sorry. We spoke about that. - Just come anywhere. 38 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,480 Er.... Yep, what, so just literally anywhere? 39 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:08,030 Not on me! 40 00:02:14,159 --> 00:02:15,870 ♪ You can't touch this 41 00:02:16,949 --> 00:02:19,199 ♪ My-my-my-my You can't touch this 42 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,659 Knock, knock. Who is it? 43 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:22,210 It's Shane. 44 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:23,449 Ah... 45 00:02:23,789 --> 00:02:25,039 Oh. 46 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,210 Hey! 47 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,759 Today uni is officially over. 48 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,259 Came, saw, conquered. 49 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:30,710 Well, you got a third. 50 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:32,670 - You ready? - No, I'm scared. 51 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:35,930 Fear is just your body telling you not to do something dangerous. 52 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,340 Yeah, I know what fear is. 53 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:38,969 Come on, let's go. See you down there. 54 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,259 - Bye. - Bye. 55 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:41,849 Dude, you've got jizz on your gown. 56 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,979 Work ♪ Work-work-work-work 57 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:46,780 That's hot. 58 00:02:46,939 --> 00:02:48,860 - I can't do it. I can't do it. - No, keep going. 59 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,270 But my lips are gonna fall off. 60 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:52,780 ♪ Put it in ♪ Work-work-work-work-work 61 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:54,360 - Breathe through it. - Fuck off! 62 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:55,909 Breathe through it. 63 00:02:56,949 --> 00:02:59,289 Finish up. We'll go meet the others. 64 00:02:59,449 --> 00:03:02,750 - You mean Caitlin and her friends? - They're our friends too. 65 00:03:02,909 --> 00:03:04,120 - They are. - Hm-mm. 66 00:03:04,289 --> 00:03:05,789 Rex got us tickets to that festival. 67 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,090 - Why would he if we weren't friends? - Not sure. 68 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,340 They're nice to you cos you go out with Caitlin. 69 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,960 I...I guess for me a real friend is someone who'd help you dispose of a body. 70 00:03:14,129 --> 00:03:17,430 - I would not help you dispose of a body. - I'm not encouraging you to kill anyone. 71 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:20,430 I'm just saying when it happens, I'll help you dismember the corpse. 72 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,689 - Thank you. That will be nice. - You're welcome. 73 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:25,849 It'll be a nice day, two mates together, chopping up a murder victim. 74 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:27,770 Ooh...I can feel it in my balls. 75 00:03:27,939 --> 00:03:30,360 - Come on. We've gotta get through this. - OK. 76 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,520 Work 77 00:03:32,939 --> 00:03:34,860 ♪ You got it? - Can we get some milk, please? 78 00:03:40,449 --> 00:03:42,039 ♪ Tables turnin' to a situation 79 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:44,579 ♪ Now you standin' in my face and you been patiently waitin' 80 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,750 ♪ I'm rollin' over words, forget the conversation 81 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,509 ♪ Thinkin' maybe we can make a combination 82 00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:51,840 ♪ Wanna see me lose my breath and wanna hear me moan 83 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,090 ♪ Better be ready, we'll enable when we get alone 84 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:56,430 ♪ You was talkin' confident up on the telephone 85 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,129 ♪ So you gotta put it in when we get it on 86 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,389 - Here they are, Bert and Ernie. - Hi, guys. 87 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,090 Blimey, chaps. You're a bit sweaty. 88 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:04,050 Been playing soggy biscuit or something? 89 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:06,680 We ate some very hot chicken and now it's a bit hard to see. 90 00:04:06,849 --> 00:04:09,270 Listen, Rex, thanks for sorting us the festival tickets. 91 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:12,240 It's no problem. I like to help those less fortunate than myself. 92 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,569 I mean, we did pay for them. 93 00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:16,149 Oh, hi. I don't think we've met. I'm Lucy. 94 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:18,990 Yeah, I know. We met before. Loads of times. 95 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,329 I'm friends with Nick and Caitlin. My name's Shane. 96 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:23,779 Are you sure? 97 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:27,079 Am I sure I'm friends with Nick and Caitlin or am I sure my name's Shane? 98 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,170 Both. 99 00:04:29,329 --> 00:04:30,959 You all right, Gordy? 100 00:04:31,129 --> 00:04:34,170 Oh, Gordy's taken some pretty strong drugs and he's gone mute. 101 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,430 Still a bloody legend, though. Who wants to have a drink? 102 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,259 Oh, we should go and find our parents but we'll see you after? 103 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,680 Not if I can help it. 104 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,310 I don't recognise half these people. 105 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,980 Look at that dude in the dreadlocks. 106 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:52,529 - Why did we never make friends with him? - Say "fromage". 107 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:53,730 Oh, look. There's Robin. 108 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:55,990 Oh, fuck's sake. 109 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:57,649 Wow, wow. 110 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:58,949 You look great, Shane. 111 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:01,199 Hi, Nick. 112 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,660 So, are you boys ready to create some memories today? 113 00:05:05,829 --> 00:05:07,959 - Where's Mum? - Saving us a spot down the front. 114 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,709 Wanna get some good snaps. 115 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:13,000 - You really didn't have to come. - Hey, don't mention it. 116 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:15,959 I wouldn't have missed this for the world, Shane. 117 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:19,129 Every morning I wake up next to your mum... 118 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,050 - Oh, my... - ..bursting... 119 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,560 ..bursting with pride for you. 120 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,810 Oh. Sorry. 121 00:05:25,009 --> 00:05:27,550 I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry. 122 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:29,939 Oh, nice try, Robin, you big dingbat. 123 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,189 I just can't believe the amazing man that you've grown into. 124 00:05:38,149 --> 00:05:40,740 Oh, mate, you've been going out with my mum for about a year. 125 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:43,189 I know. It's been the best year of my life. 126 00:05:43,699 --> 00:05:46,079 Robin, so sorry. I've gotta go and meet my mum and Caitlin. 127 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,409 - See you later. - See you. 128 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:49,670 That's right, Shane, just let it out. 129 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:51,959 - Darling, I'm sorry I'm late. - Hi, Mum. 130 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,790 Caitlin, you look beautiful. 131 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,500 Thanks, Vivian. 132 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:58,009 Right, one quick snap of the happy couple. 133 00:05:58,590 --> 00:05:59,590 OK. 134 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,389 Nicky, you've got toothpaste on your gown. 135 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:02,959 - No. - Let... 136 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,470 - Don't. - Nicky. 137 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:06,560 - Seriously. - Nicky! 138 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:19,610 Hm. 139 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,699 Right. 140 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:24,360 Won't be able to remember the blooming PIN now. 141 00:06:24,529 --> 00:06:26,779 But it will be good to have some photos of graduation, 142 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,449 put them up when we move in together. 143 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,790 Right, yeah, when we move in together. 144 00:06:30,949 --> 00:06:33,990 Hey, can't wait to eat breakfast together in our matching bathrobes. 145 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,420 Yeah. 146 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:42,759 Wait. Why are we laughing? 147 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,840 Oh, my God. You're not joking. 148 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:46,970 Well, it just makes sense, right? 149 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:49,230 Get a nice one bed, maybe get a cat? 150 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:51,860 - What? - Nothing. 151 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:53,189 No, come on, what is it? 152 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:54,639 It's just... 153 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,810 I guess I kind of assumed that we'd... 154 00:06:57,649 --> 00:07:00,069 you know, break up. 155 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:03,110 - Why would we do that? - It's just what uni couples do, isn't it? 156 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,120 You get out of the bubble and you realise it was never gonna work. 157 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,279 My sister and her ex went out for the whole of uni and then broke up. 158 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:12,290 Cos she woke up one night and he was wanking over Korean cartoon porn. 159 00:07:12,579 --> 00:07:14,329 Nick, stop being a dick. 160 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,790 I'm being... a dick? 161 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,050 You're the one breaking up with me at graduation. 162 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:19,670 I'm not breaking up with you. 163 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,930 I'm saying I think I might break up with you in a few months. 164 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,800 It's like saying "I'm not murdering you. 165 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:27,889 I'm gonna gradually expose you to dangerous amounts of polonium." 166 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,430 I'm a relationship Litvinenko. 167 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,980 - I'm a dead man walking. - Nick... 168 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:33,680 Dead man! We got a dead man walking. 169 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:35,689 I can't deal with you when you're like this. 170 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,939 - Like what? - Just uptight and self-centred. 171 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,600 And making everything all about Nick, like you always do. 172 00:07:40,769 --> 00:07:41,899 I'm done. 173 00:07:42,069 --> 00:07:44,159 Right... I'm ready. 174 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:46,819 Oh, no, that's just a close-up of my face. 175 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:54,079 Leo Pandara. 176 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,090 Nishant Patel. 177 00:07:58,459 --> 00:07:59,459 Shane. 178 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:01,509 - Ben Proctor. - Robin, go back to your seat. 179 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:03,759 Shane Simpson. 180 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,009 Gordon Symonds. 181 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:10,350 Nick Taylor. 182 00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:14,600 Sandeep Tulwar. 183 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:18,600 - Angela Queiroz. - Sorry, Sandeep. 184 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:20,939 Um, sorry, everyone. There's something I wanna say. 185 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,279 Erm... 186 00:08:22,439 --> 00:08:24,529 Caitlin... 187 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:27,029 I'm sorry. 188 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:31,370 I don't know what happened earlier, but... I'm sorry. 189 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:35,039 I didn't mean for us to fight and I don't want us to break up. 190 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,539 I love you and I know you love me too, 191 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:41,259 so can we just forget what happened, 192 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:43,799 whatever it was, please? 193 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:48,470 - No, Nick. - Aw... 194 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:49,639 No? 195 00:08:49,799 --> 00:08:51,889 No, I don't want to get back together. 196 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:54,639 Especially not like this. 197 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:58,639 But we're meant to be together... and grow old together. 198 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:03,399 We lost our virginities to each other. Doesn't that mean anything to you? 199 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:06,820 I guess not. I guess I'm just a fucking idiot. 200 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,620 Actually, no, I'm not an idiot. 201 00:09:08,779 --> 00:09:11,870 You're just a heartless monster. 202 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,529 You're mean. You are mean. 203 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,950 And you're spindly. 204 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,370 And... And guess what? 205 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:20,960 I don't wanna get back together with you. Good riddance. 206 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,120 That's not true. I didn't mean that, Caitlin. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 207 00:09:24,289 --> 00:09:25,289 Please take me back? 208 00:09:25,549 --> 00:09:26,879 Caitlin, please? Caitlin? 209 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,629 Hm? Please? Caitlin? 210 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,679 Caitlin? Please? Caitlin? Caitlin? 211 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,549 Caitlin, I didn't mean that. Caitlin... 212 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,809 I'm gonna be sick. 213 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:46,440 Caitlin, come on. 214 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:48,700 Yeah? Please. 215 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,950 Please. Please. 216 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,200 Sabina Underby. 217 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,200 Miguel Uppingham. 218 00:09:58,370 --> 00:09:59,830 Come on. Let's go. 219 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,039 - Shane, no. I'm OK. - Michael Upton. 220 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:04,039 - Shane, I'm OK. - Psst. Shane. 221 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,629 Robin, why would you wanna take a photo of this? 222 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:08,879 Joanna Wilson. 223 00:10:09,419 --> 00:10:11,340 Styggo 224 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,490 You were almost sick. 225 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:32,649 ♪ Crimson and clover are taking on over 226 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,570 ♪ Minute by minute 227 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,240 ♪ I can save but I won't stop 228 00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:41,000 ♪ Tripping about everything that I shoulder 229 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:46,419 ♪ Heigh ho, some things you gotta get over 230 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,129 Knock, knock. Who is it? It's Shane. 231 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:49,960 Ha. 232 00:10:50,799 --> 00:10:51,840 Up, up. 233 00:10:52,009 --> 00:10:54,470 - Time to go mad in a field. - Shane, I'm not coming. 234 00:10:54,629 --> 00:10:57,840 Right. What you gonna do instead? Stay here and eat more chicken? 235 00:10:58,009 --> 00:10:59,850 Shane, you don't understand. 236 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,850 When you break up with a long-term partner, 237 00:11:02,019 --> 00:11:04,149 you can't just carry on like everything's normal. 238 00:11:04,309 --> 00:11:07,860 Right, here are three very good reasons why you're coming. 239 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:11,029 One: we've already paid for our tickets and they were expensive. 240 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,700 Two: I'm not going to the festival on my own like some friendless weirdo. 241 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:18,159 And three: what's this? 242 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:20,779 What is it? 243 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,250 It's an orange juice bottle filled with my urine. 244 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:26,039 Yes, it is. You're turning into a psychopath. 245 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:29,090 You've got to get out of here before you start pooing in your socks. 246 00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:30,919 But what if I bump into Caitlin? 247 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,429 It'll be so embarrassing. I haven't seen her since... 248 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,259 - Your mental breakdown. - Graduation. 249 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,850 Dude, there are a hundred thousand people there. 250 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,929 The chances of bumping into her are a million to one. 251 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,679 - Fine. - This is gonna be great. 252 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,350 Robin's outside. He's gonna drive us to the station. 253 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:48,899 You owe me for this. 254 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,269 The reason you want to go is to see that twat in a mask. 255 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,820 Erm, DJ Hammerhead is not a twat in a mask. 256 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,860 {\i1}I mean, he wears a mask, but he's not a twat.{\i0} 257 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,909 {\i1}He deejays all over the world.{\i0} 258 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:01,240 {\i1}He's worth 55 million pounds.{\i0} 259 00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:02,580 {\i1}People love him.{\i0} 260 00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:04,870 {\i1}He's slept with Bella and Gigi Hadid.{\i0} 261 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:07,330 {\i1}Plus a secret third sister who's even fitter.{\i0} 262 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:11,250 He's my hero. He inspired my latest track. I can play it for you while you pack. 263 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,090 Please don't. I really hate your music. 264 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:17,419 Can you believe it took me five minutes to write? 265 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:18,970 Yes. 266 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,139 I love you, but can you turn this off? 267 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:23,389 Wait for the drop. 268 00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:25,720 Just three more minutes. 269 00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:28,059 Oh, my God. 270 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:33,909 ♪ Well, it's the same room but everything's different 271 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:38,450 ♪ You can find the sleep but not the dream 272 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:45,950 ♪ Things ain't cooking in my kitchen 273 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,750 ♪ Strange affliction - Robin. 274 00:12:47,909 --> 00:12:51,370 ♪ Wash over me - Robin. 275 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:53,500 ♪ Julius Caesar, ah... 276 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,460 - Robin. - Oh. 277 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,840 Robin. 278 00:12:58,419 --> 00:12:59,919 Sorry about that, boys. 279 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:03,009 There's nothing like a dose of Crowded House 280 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,769 to really nourish the soul, huh? 281 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,230 That's my kind of house music. 282 00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,980 - Can you open the boot for us, please? - Oh, sure thing, son. 283 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:11,230 Don't call me that. 284 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,360 There you go. 285 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,690 God, I wish I was going with you guys. 286 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,360 I used to be a real festival head in my roaring twenties. 287 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:20,570 One word of advice, though. 288 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:22,539 - Shane, I know you're circumcised. - Robin. 289 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,830 I remember from the pool. But, Nick, how about you? 290 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,370 Have you still got the old, erm, boatman's hood? 291 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,960 You know, the boatman's hood? What we call the boatman's hood. 292 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,370 The boatman's hood. It's what we call the foreskin. 293 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:36,340 - Pretty sure no-one calls it that. - The golden rule of festivals 294 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:40,750 is to wash that bugger at least three times a day, OK? 295 00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,139 You can remind him, Shane. 296 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,129 Once at a festival in Denmark, 297 00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:46,509 a friend of mine let the smegma build up. 298 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,889 Even though we warned him. We could smell it in the tent. 299 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,350 He got septicaemia, 300 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:54,230 and to stop it from spreading, they had to remove his whole penis. 301 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:58,990 Imagine that, just this bloody stump where your... willy used to be. 302 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,230 Hm. 303 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:01,899 Yeah. 304 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,950 Anyway, let's hit the road. 305 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,490 Foreskin, wash it. 306 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:10,000 ♪ Whenever I fall 307 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:15,000 ♪ At your feet 308 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,470 ♪ You let your tears 309 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:24,470 ♪ Rain down on me 310 00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:28,429 ♪ Whenever I touch 311 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:33,059 ♪ Your slowly turning pain 312 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,320 Excuse us. 313 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,610 Right, this is me. 314 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,279 And you're down there. 315 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,659 - We're not together? - No, sorry. It was last minute. 316 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,909 - This was all they had. - Oh. 317 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,039 - Wait a minute. Is this a child's ticket? - Yes. 318 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,950 - Why did you get us children's tickets? - Oh, it's way cheaper. 319 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,210 Yeah, cos they're for fucking children. 320 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:57,250 What if we get stopped by a ticket inspector? 321 00:14:57,419 --> 00:14:59,629 Ticket inspector? Ticket inspector? 322 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,720 You've been watching way too much Miss Marple. 323 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:03,629 It's all robots now. 324 00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:06,549 Hi. 325 00:15:10,769 --> 00:15:12,980 Hey, pal. Headed to the festival? 326 00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:14,309 - Yep. - Me too. 327 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,070 - I'm Amy. - I'm Nick. 328 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,860 Awesome name. You travelling on your own? 329 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,529 - No, my friend's sitting up there. - Nice. 330 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,190 I'm flying solo. Just a great way to meet people, you know? 331 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,450 You're never alone at a festival. 332 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,399 You been before? 333 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,029 No, er, first time. 334 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,789 Oh. A newbie. I love it. 335 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,159 - It's my ninth year in a row. - Congrats. 336 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,250 Nine years ago, did it. Eight years ago, did it. 337 00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:39,340 Seven years ago, nearly didn't make it because I lost my ticket, 338 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,539 but luckily I met a Welsh Rastafarian who showed me a way to break in 339 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,210 and also how to make jerk rarebit. 340 00:15:44,419 --> 00:15:46,090 Six years ago, best year yet. 341 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:48,259 There was this amazing halloumi tent. 342 00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:51,179 It wasn't a tent made of halloumi, but it was just the tent... 343 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,309 I might just listen to some music. 344 00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,559 Cool, cool. 345 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:03,190 What are you listening to? 346 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,200 All right, tickets, please. 347 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,990 Thank you. Thank you very much. 348 00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,610 - Shit. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 349 00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:12,779 Anyway, according to my mum, my first words as a baby were "Serena Williams", 350 00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:15,870 which is weird because she wouldn't have been famous at that point. 351 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,210 - Hey, dude. - Oh, thank God. 352 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:18,750 OK, slight issue. 353 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:21,720 Turns out there is in fact a ticket inspector on the train. 354 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,720 - What? I told you. - No, it's fine. I've thought about it. 355 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,590 When he comes to check our tickets, we just pretend to be kids. 356 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:29,220 - Pretend to be kids? - Yeah. You know, 357 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,350 talk about Minecraft and not having pubes yet. 358 00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:33,970 Are you guys travelling on kids' tickets? 359 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,139 Yeah. 360 00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:38,360 - Me too. It's so much cheaper. - That's what I said. 361 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,809 - Hi. I'm Amy. - I'm Shane. 362 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,690 Nice to meet you, Shane. I assume you're a fellow festival freak? 363 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,700 - You know it. - Guys. 364 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,190 What are we gonna do? 365 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,610 Relax, Nick. I do this all the time. 366 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:50,870 I have a plan. 367 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,879 - So what's the plan? - This. This is the plan. 368 00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:57,120 Standing in a toilet? 369 00:16:57,289 --> 00:16:58,919 - Yeah. - That's not a plan. 370 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,169 We're in the exact same situation, except now there's a strong whiff of piss. 371 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,720 - What do we do if he finds us? - Easy. 372 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,839 Just pretend we're doing something really private, like having sex. 373 00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:10,349 - There's three of us. - Pretend we're having a threesome. 374 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:11,640 Well, how is that any better? 375 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,890 We'll just be fare dodgers who are having an orgy. 376 00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:16,650 - No, I like this plan. - Oh, this is stupid. I'm getting out. 377 00:17:16,809 --> 00:17:18,150 - Tickets, please. - Oh, shit. 378 00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:21,230 - Open up, please. - Ooh, yeah! 379 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,819 Oh, my God! 380 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,400 What the fuck are you doing? Stop it. 381 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,740 I'm having sex. 382 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,440 Ooh. 383 00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,569 Why are you doing it as well? 384 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,779 - Open the door. - Oh, my God, that feels... 385 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,160 - Shut up. - ..so good in my vagina. 386 00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:37,460 Oh, thank you! 387 00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:38,750 I don't know what to say. 388 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,410 - Just think of what you've seen on TV. - Now I'm panicking. 389 00:17:41,579 --> 00:17:43,250 I wanna put it in your proving drawer. 390 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,710 Ooh, turn up the heat. Don't let it sink. 391 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,130 Open the door. 392 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,339 You are so much better at this than my husband. 393 00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:50,759 I think I'm gonna pass out. 394 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,970 - Christ, it's too tight in here! - That's good. 395 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,769 - Let it rise. - Oh. Oh, yeah.... 396 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,349 Oh, that's happening. 397 00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:59,400 That's sex for you... 398 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:12,029 Oh, well. Looks like we'll have to use the old foot-mobiles. 399 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,000 Ooh. I can tell you guys about the time I got trapped inside a grandfather clock. 400 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,410 At first it wasn't too bad because it was the middle of the night... 401 00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:24,630 I really liked him and his brothers, but then I found out he wasn't a sushi chef, 402 00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:27,920 he just always wore white and had a load of knives on him. 403 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:30,839 So my dad was, like, "There's no money in ventriloquism." 404 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,680 And I was, like, "I'll show you!" 405 00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,799 But it turned out he was totally right. 406 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:38,809 I'm thinking of becoming an architect, but an untrained architect. 407 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,970 Then I started a dating website for dogs, 408 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:44,059 but that didn't really work out because dogs don't wanna go on dates 409 00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,730 because they don't know what they are. 410 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:46,940 My sister said to me, 411 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:50,490 "Amy, I need you to sell every single piece of furniture in my house today." 412 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,190 And I was, like, "Everything? Even Gary's desk? 413 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:55,240 Even Gary's dresser?" 414 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,750 But that was before I trained to be an auctioneer. 415 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,869 She's been talking for three hours. 416 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,460 I know. She's so interesting. 417 00:19:05,329 --> 00:19:06,539 Here we are. 418 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,799 Isn't she gorgeous? 419 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,250 Whoa. 420 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,509 Come on! 421 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,930 Come on. 422 00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:19,640 Yeah! 423 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,900 Yeah! 424 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,309 It's a bit further than I remember. 425 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:28,740 Yeah! 426 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,990 Yellow Sun 427 00:19:33,529 --> 00:19:36,950 ♪ Dancing on the yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow sun 428 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,609 {\i1}♪ Dancing on the yellow yellow yellow yellow sun{\i0} 429 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,579 ♪ Like I'm dancing on the yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow sun 430 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,670 {\i1}♪ Dancing on the yellow yellow, dancing on the yellow sun{\i0} 431 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:12,109 Breathe it in, boys. 432 00:20:12,269 --> 00:20:14,519 It literally stinks of shit. 433 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,940 - Everything smells of shit. - Exactly. 434 00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:20,069 - Amy, where can you, like, see the acts? - On the stages. 435 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,450 - I mean when they're not performing. - Oh, er, backstage, I guess. Why? 436 00:20:23,619 --> 00:20:25,539 - I wanna try and meet Hammerhead. - He's great. 437 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,869 I wanna get a selfie playing my tunes, maybe convince him to legally adopt me. 438 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,339 Well, the best way to get backstage is to either be a famous person 439 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,539 or to be willing to let a famous person put their genitals in your mouth. 440 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,130 Sounds fair. What do you reckon? 441 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,970 I'm not sucking off James Corden just to get backstage. 442 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,390 OK, let's play a game. 443 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:43,640 Which celeb would you suck off to get backstage? 444 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,019 Fun. 445 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,519 Michael Fassbender? 446 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,759 - No. - Definitely. Next. 447 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,980 - Forest Whitaker? - I said no to Michael Fassbender. 448 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,690 Why would I say yes to Forest Whitaker? 449 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:52,990 - Harry Potter! - What? 450 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,490 - Harry Potter! - I don't look anything like him. 451 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:57,319 Harry Potter! 452 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,369 Jesus Christ. 453 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:02,069 - Is it gonna be three days of this? - Classic. 454 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,569 OK, let's go pitch our tents. 455 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,910 My usual spot's up that way. 456 00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:08,170 It's right by the main path and the biggest toilets. 457 00:21:08,329 --> 00:21:09,329 Awesome. 458 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,920 I think Shane and I already have a spot in mind is the thing. 459 00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:13,210 - Do we? - Yeah. Remember? 460 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,470 I read about it on that camping blog. 461 00:21:17,589 --> 00:21:20,470 No worries. Great getting to know you guys. 462 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:23,049 Good luck meeting Hammerhead. Hope he likes your tunes. 463 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,640 Bye. 464 00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,769 - Where's the spot? - I made it up to get rid of her. 465 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,059 Why don't you wanna camp with her? She's cool. 466 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:32,230 - She's clearly mental. - She's not mental. She's just Australian. 467 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,279 I will find us the perfect spot. 468 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,480 It's gonna be perfect. 469 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,529 ♪ Blaze up me fire, blaze it till the morning 470 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,910 ♪ Blaze up me fire, blaze it till the morning 471 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,200 ♪ Blaze up me fire, blaze it till the morning 472 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,460 ♪ Blaze up me fire 473 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,380 ♪ Some of dem evil from dem christen... 474 00:21:54,539 --> 00:21:56,329 This is insane. There's nowhere left to camp. 475 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,000 When you buy a ticket, you should be given an allotted space 476 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:02,009 - with specific GPS coordinates. - That sounds fun. 477 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,259 Could have gone with Amy. 478 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,519 Oi, fellas! 479 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,809 Oh, fuck. It's Rex. 480 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,269 - What do we do? - Er... Just wave. 481 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,819 - Maybe we should go over and say hi. - No, he'll be with Caitlin. 482 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,569 Yeah, but we have to do something. 483 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:22,319 I don't think we can spend the whole festival just waving at him. 484 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,549 Yeah, I know, yeah. 485 00:22:42,089 --> 00:22:43,470 Ah... Come on. 486 00:22:47,759 --> 00:22:49,799 Boys. Long time no see. How's shiz? 487 00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,259 - Not bad. - Buzzing to be here. 488 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:52,430 Nice, nice. 489 00:22:52,599 --> 00:22:53,640 Nick, I've gotta say, 490 00:22:53,809 --> 00:22:57,059 it's great to see you up and about after that little spaz-out at graduation. 491 00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:58,690 - Er... Thanks. - Seriously. 492 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,029 If that was me, I'd call it quits and disappear. 493 00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:04,400 I'd, like, grow a tash, move to Belgium, open up a fucking waffle house. 494 00:23:04,990 --> 00:23:07,990 But you're not afraid to show your face in public. Total respect. 495 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,579 - Where are you camping? - We haven't found anywhere yet. 496 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,240 The only space was next to a guy who dug a toilet with his hands. 497 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:16,410 - Why don't you camp here? - Oh, er... I don't know. 498 00:23:16,579 --> 00:23:18,170 Don't be silly. There's loads of room. 499 00:23:18,339 --> 00:23:20,049 This is primo real estate. 500 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,920 - OK, thanks. - Hey, no problemo, hombre. 501 00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:27,799 Drop your bags here. 502 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,059 The others are all chilling inside. 503 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,769 Shoes off. 504 00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:34,430 Oh. Yep. 505 00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:36,690 Sorry. 506 00:23:37,309 --> 00:23:38,650 Come on in. 507 00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,650 Rex, this tent is amazing. 508 00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,359 Holy shit. Is that a wine fridge? 509 00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:43,740 - All right, lads? - Hey, Gordy. 510 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,740 - Hi, Lucy. - Oh, hi. 511 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,069 I'm Lucy. Nice to meet you. 512 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,450 What the fuck? I know. 513 00:23:49,619 --> 00:23:51,000 We've met so many times. 514 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,789 No, I don't think so. 515 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:56,119 - I'm really good with faces. - My face hasn't changed. 516 00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:58,380 Right, here's the drug sitch. 517 00:23:59,589 --> 00:24:01,009 You hid drugs in a teddy bear? 518 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:02,500 Mate, I'm fully kitted out. 519 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,670 I'm like the James Bond of getting off your nut. 520 00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:07,430 We're talking ketamine in the bog roll, 521 00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:09,720 downers in the Right Guard, 522 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,980 uppers in the maracas. 523 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,930 Coke in Mr Teddy. 524 00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:16,190 Don't start without me. 525 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:19,029 Oh, my God. Nick, hi. 526 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,400 Hello, Caitlin. How are you? 527 00:24:21,569 --> 00:24:24,569 - Good, thanks. How are you? - Good, thanks. How are you? 528 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:27,450 - Good, thanks. - Good, thanks. 529 00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:29,700 How are you? 530 00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:32,160 Wow, this is not fun. 531 00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:34,420 Nothing a few lines won't fix. 532 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:02,529 Whoa. I kind of assumed it would be, like, one line each. 533 00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:05,069 One line of coke each? What is this, Midnight Mass? 534 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:09,730 Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. 535 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:12,000 Hang on. 536 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,200 I don't think that was coke. 537 00:25:15,369 --> 00:25:16,789 I got my stashes mixed up. 538 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,660 That was all ketamine. 539 00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:21,710 That's, like, the third time this year. I've gotta get a fucking pen. 540 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,670 Right, gang, that's the weekend over for me. 541 00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:26,799 I'm gonna head to my tent, put on some Norah Jones and ride this one out. 542 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,049 Enjoy the festival. 543 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:32,589 Well, I don't know about you, 544 00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:35,680 but I didn't bleach my bumhole to sit around watching Gordy OD. 545 00:25:35,849 --> 00:25:38,349 - Let's get out there. - That's a good idea. 546 00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:40,480 Caitlin, do you think we can have a quick chat? 547 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,390 - Sure. What's up? - I, erm... I like the new hair. 548 00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,730 Thanks. Yeah, thought I'd mix it up a bit. 549 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,819 - Not sure it totally worked. - No, it's good. 550 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,829 Erm... What colour is that? 551 00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:51,869 - Blonde. - Yeah, no, I just... 552 00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:56,539 Sometimes they have funny names. Like, erm, Concrete Grey or Yellow... 553 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,789 Yellow. 554 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,670 I just wanted to say I hope it is OK if we camp with you guys. 555 00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:03,920 - No, yeah, definitely. - Cool. 556 00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:06,670 It's so great that even after the break-up we can still be friends. 557 00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:09,759 So great. We don't have to be one of those terrible couples 558 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,549 who break up and turn into monsters. 559 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,559 God, no. That's not us. 560 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,430 We can have fun this weekend, just mates. 561 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,390 Yeah, friends. 562 00:26:21,349 --> 00:26:24,019 Hey, do you wanna see something weird? 563 00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:25,980 - Yes. - Brace yourself. 564 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,240 What is it? 565 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:30,819 It's Rex's sex box. 566 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,279 Check out the pink thing. 567 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:34,539 Look at all this different stuff. 568 00:26:34,779 --> 00:26:37,119 Peach lube and flavoured condoms? 569 00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:40,029 How disgusting must his dick taste? 570 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,700 Caitlin, come on, let's go. 571 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:43,960 Sorry. 572 00:26:44,289 --> 00:26:45,920 - You coming? - I'm gonna put up my tent. 573 00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:48,960 - But see you guys out there? - Cool. See you in a bit. 574 00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:53,930 Oh. And I know it's tempting but try not to lick the sex egg. 575 00:26:59,309 --> 00:27:01,190 I think this weekend's gonna be really fun. 576 00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:03,769 You know, the sun's out, the old gang are back together. 577 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:06,150 - Me and Caitlin are getting on well. - Good to hear. 578 00:27:06,609 --> 00:27:08,819 Yeah. Yeah. Just joking around, having fun. 579 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,109 And who knows? One thing leads to another, we... 580 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:13,410 I don't know. I'm not saying we get back together. 581 00:27:13,569 --> 00:27:16,240 - Did something happen? - No. We were just having a laugh. 582 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:18,869 - I'm not saying we'll get back together. - OK, cool. 583 00:27:19,029 --> 00:27:22,160 I'm just saying, you know, one thing leads to another, maybe we do get back together. 584 00:27:22,329 --> 00:27:24,289 - Wanna get back with her? - I'm not saying that. 585 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:28,839 Sounds like you are saying that. Getting back with an ex is never a good idea. 586 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,130 It's like when you try to use the same piece of toilet paper to wipe your arse. 587 00:27:32,299 --> 00:27:35,140 You fold it over, pretending it isn't already covered in crap, 588 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:38,970 but before you know it there's... there's shit all over your fingers, 589 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,390 and you're trying to turn the tap on with your elbows, 590 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,900 and your mum's going mad. She wants to use the toilet. 591 00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:46,150 What are you talking about? 592 00:27:46,309 --> 00:27:48,980 Please don't make this whole weekend about you and Caitlin. 593 00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:52,319 - We came here to have fun. - I am having fun. 594 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,269 Good. 595 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,609 - Done. - Yeah. 596 00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,240 - Looking good. - Yeah. 597 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,700 All right, let's do yours. 598 00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:00,250 - My what? - Your tent. 599 00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:01,579 No, I didn't bring a tent. 600 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:03,279 What? Where are you gonna sleep? 601 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:04,789 In there, with you. 602 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,630 No, Shane, it's barely big enough for me. 603 00:28:06,789 --> 00:28:08,539 Don't worry, I'm a small sleeper. 604 00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:10,460 - What? - Shane... 605 00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:12,720 It's so spacious. 606 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,049 TCR 607 00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:21,130 ♪ TCR 608 00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:24,759 ♪ Total Control Racing 609 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,569 ♪ TCR 610 00:28:27,769 --> 00:28:29,230 - Hi, guys. - Good news. 611 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,859 We checked on Gordy and he is definitely still breathing. 612 00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:34,019 Cool. We're gonna get a couple more drinks here 613 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,990 and then go check out this Congolese rapper, Yung Boner. 614 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,819 He used to be a child soldier 615 00:28:38,990 --> 00:28:42,829 and then he gave up a full scholarship to Yale to focus on rapping. 616 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:44,910 Lucy, by the way. 617 00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:47,119 - Rex? Rex! - Oh, fuck me. 618 00:28:47,289 --> 00:28:50,079 - The Pirate! - Hey, hey! Oh, my gosh. 619 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,839 I didn't know you were gonna be here, you fucking dickweed. 620 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,039 Good to see you, man. Last I heard, you were in prison in Honduras. 621 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,630 No, no, I just made that up to get out of a Wonga debt. 622 00:28:58,799 --> 00:29:01,759 Look. I'm working here. PR, security, band liaison. 623 00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:04,390 I'm basically, like, the go-to guy for all the artists. 624 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:06,730 - You know, I mean, it's no big deal. - Sweet. 625 00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:08,809 Guys, this is The Pirate. 626 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,150 Pirate, these are my uni pals. 627 00:29:10,309 --> 00:29:11,690 Hey. Nice to meet you. 628 00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:13,490 Pirate. 629 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,190 Pirate. Yeah. 630 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:16,529 - Pirate. - Nick. 631 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:19,529 Lick. Your name's fucking Lick? 632 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,539 - No, no. Nick. Lick's not a name. - Right. 633 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,910 I was wondering why Rex has a buddy named Lick. 634 00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:29,039 My name's not Lick. 635 00:29:29,210 --> 00:29:31,049 Can you imagine going up for a job interview 636 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:34,670 and like, being, like, "What's your name, son?" "Lick." "Lick?" 637 00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:43,809 You've literally just made this up. 638 00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:45,930 We're gonna go and check out Yung Boner in a bit. 639 00:29:46,099 --> 00:29:48,230 Absolutely. I love that guy. I'll see you there. 640 00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:50,099 I gotta get some factor 50 for Thom Yorke. 641 00:29:50,269 --> 00:29:52,359 That guy does not do well in the sun. 642 00:29:53,099 --> 00:29:54,519 Great meeting you guys. 643 00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:55,690 Lick. 644 00:29:55,859 --> 00:29:57,400 Hilarious. Hilarious. 645 00:29:59,859 --> 00:30:01,740 Who the hell calls themselves The Pirate? 646 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:04,200 What, does he have a parrot and a boat and only one leg? 647 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,619 He does actually only have one leg, yeah. 648 00:30:06,869 --> 00:30:10,000 He was in a car accident when he was five. They had to amputate below the knee. 649 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,460 - Oh, my God. - Poor guy. 650 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:18,049 That is obviously just so sad and... 651 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:19,960 and tragic. 652 00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:23,220 But, I mean, there really is no way I could have known that. 653 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:26,559 Like, The Rock isn't called The Rock cos his dad was crushed by a boulder. 654 00:30:26,849 --> 00:30:28,730 Well, who's the other one? The Edge. 655 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,559 He's not called the Edge cos he nearly fell off a cliff. 656 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:32,980 A lot of people have nicknames. 657 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,940 You don't immediately think, "Oh, what's the injury?" 658 00:30:36,109 --> 00:30:38,200 Shall we get that drink? 659 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:41,769 Yeah, get a... a drink. 660 00:30:47,329 --> 00:30:48,920 Guys. Guys. 661 00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:51,670 Hey. What are you douchebags doing all the way in the back? 662 00:30:51,829 --> 00:30:53,119 Let's get down to the front. 663 00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:56,250 No, it's much better back here. And the view's actually pretty good. 664 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:58,549 The view? The view? 665 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:01,710 All right, Mister Turner, you stay here and do your watercolours. 666 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,509 I'm gonna go down front and feel the full force of his beats. 667 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,309 - Now, who's with me? - Yeah, I'll come. 668 00:31:06,470 --> 00:31:08,059 - Yes. - Woo! Woo! 669 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:09,849 What, you're going too? 670 00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:11,559 What? It looks kind of fun down there. 671 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:12,980 Crowds are not fun. 672 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,059 Claustrophobia is not fun. 673 00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:17,819 Feeling like you're fleeing a genocide is not fun. 674 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:21,940 No, you're right. Let's, let's just stay here. 675 00:31:24,109 --> 00:31:26,200 - Just go. - Thank you. 676 00:31:29,329 --> 00:31:31,000 Enjoying the festival? 677 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,079 It's my ninth year. I'm travelling solo. 678 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,920 Such a great way to meet new people. 679 00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:36,170 I think it's free. 680 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,670 Ah, you go ahead. I don't need the toilet. I'm just hanging. 681 00:31:40,549 --> 00:31:42,180 Enjoying the festival? 682 00:31:42,339 --> 00:31:43,420 It's my ninth year. 683 00:31:43,589 --> 00:31:46,799 I'm travelling solo. Such a great way to meet new people. 684 00:31:48,049 --> 00:31:49,220 Enjoying the festival? 685 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,289 Sorry, mate. 686 00:32:09,450 --> 00:32:11,740 - Can we stand where you're standing? - Excuse me? 687 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:14,119 Me and me mates. We just want to stand where you are. 688 00:32:14,289 --> 00:32:17,250 OK, but...right here? 689 00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:19,049 There's so much space. 690 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,750 Come on, mate, don't be difficult. 691 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,339 How am I being difficult? I'm just standing here. 692 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,799 - Yeah, but we want to stand there. - Let him stand there. 693 00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:27,299 What? Who the fuck are you? 694 00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,180 Oi. Don't swear at him. 695 00:32:29,339 --> 00:32:30,880 You're ruining it for everyone. 696 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:32,220 Just move, mate. 697 00:32:32,390 --> 00:32:34,099 Yeah, go on. Piss off! 698 00:32:34,269 --> 00:32:36,190 What is happening? 699 00:32:36,349 --> 00:32:37,980 What's happening? 700 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:42,940 Fine, fine. I'm going, I'm going. 701 00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:45,200 - See you, then. - Dickhead. 702 00:32:47,069 --> 00:32:49,160 Thank you, thank you. 703 00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:51,160 - Nick. - Dude. 704 00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:53,319 You're even further back? Wow. 705 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:54,950 Yeah, well, it was great, actually. 706 00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:57,000 Had a lot of personal space, a panoramic view. 707 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,289 Saw the drummer really well. 708 00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:00,299 Fuck. I think I've lost my phone. 709 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,710 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 710 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,680 Shit. I can't believe I've lost it on the first day. I'm an idiot. 711 00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:06,259 Oh, hey, everything'll be fine. 712 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:09,170 It's just a phone. It's only a few bits of plastic glued together. 713 00:33:09,339 --> 00:33:10,759 There's a bit more to it than that. 714 00:33:10,930 --> 00:33:12,269 We're at a festival, right? 715 00:33:12,430 --> 00:33:15,269 So just think of it as a way to get into the communal spirit of things. 716 00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:17,269 You know what? I'm jealous. 717 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,730 I think the whole weekend'll be better without one of these anyways. 718 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,990 Oh, shit. 719 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:25,359 See that? No phone and I'm still alive. 720 00:33:25,529 --> 00:33:26,569 Oh, my God. 721 00:33:26,819 --> 00:33:29,950 - You didn't have to do that, but thanks. - I think that hit someone. 722 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:33,240 Now, who's gonna buy these two phoneless freaks a drink? 723 00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:34,869 Good idea. 724 00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:36,920 Of course he's gonna tell Caitlin it's fine. 725 00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:39,750 I mean, after you've lost a leg, I'm sure a phone's nothing. 726 00:33:39,910 --> 00:33:43,329 - You're annoyed cos he calls you Lick. - It's not even a name! 727 00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:48,720 Look, I think I'm gonna try and find Caitlin's phone. 728 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,839 Oh, my God, you are trying to get back with her. 729 00:33:51,009 --> 00:33:52,140 No. 730 00:33:52,299 --> 00:33:53,680 You saw how upset she was. 731 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:56,849 Dude, just leave it. Let's get drunk and do literally anything else. 732 00:33:57,019 --> 00:33:58,230 Trust me. 733 00:33:58,390 --> 00:34:00,019 You've gotta trust me. 734 00:34:00,190 --> 00:34:02,029 Because I know what I'm doing. 735 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:05,569 {\i1}OK, that was Yung Boner.{\i0} 736 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:07,400 {\i1}Give it up for Yung Boner.{\i0} 737 00:34:07,569 --> 00:34:10,489 {\i1}Just to let you know, the food trucks have opened up back there.{\i0} 738 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:12,070 Sorry. Sorry about that. 739 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,909 {\i1}We've got the next band coming on.{\i0} 740 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,239 {\i1}Two young ladies from Silver Lake in Los Angeles.{\i0} 741 00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:17,699 {\i1}Are you ready?{\i0} 742 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:20,000 {\i1}Give it up for Deap Vally!{\i0} 743 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,159 Phone. 744 00:34:21,329 --> 00:34:23,170 Do you mind if I...? I'm just gonna... 745 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,219 I'm sorry. 746 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:29,260 Can I just get that? Can I get it? 747 00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:31,760 Can I get...? There's a... 748 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,929 See it. 749 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,530 Yes! 750 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,409 Eugh! 751 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:54,489 What the fuck? You're pissing. 752 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,039 Yeah. 753 00:34:56,739 --> 00:34:58,579 Why are you pissing? You just pissed on me. 754 00:34:58,739 --> 00:34:59,829 It's the front, mate. 755 00:34:59,989 --> 00:35:02,079 I mean, you're still pissing? 756 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,119 Yeah. 757 00:35:05,289 --> 00:35:06,710 Fuck me. Sorry. 758 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,469 Sorry. Sorry. 759 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:12,679 Hammerhead is literally the most in-demand DJ in the world. 760 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,719 You know he played at Robert Mugabe's 90th? 761 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,010 It looks like Caitlin's finally gonna end her dry spell. 762 00:35:18,179 --> 00:35:19,389 - What? - Look at her. 763 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:21,690 She's so obviously into The Pirate. 764 00:35:21,849 --> 00:35:24,809 She's picked a good 'un. Between us, he's got a big old cock. 765 00:35:25,269 --> 00:35:27,519 He calls it the plank, but we used to call it his second leg. 766 00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:31,190 Oh, man, Nick'll be gutted. 767 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,530 Why? It's been ages since they broke up. 768 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,659 Plus they're not exactly well suited. 769 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:40,579 Caitlin's, like, fun and, like, cool, and Nick's just so... 770 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,199 - Nickish. - Yeah, Nickish, exactly. 771 00:35:43,369 --> 00:35:45,159 - What do you mean? - It's hard to explain. 772 00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:49,579 It's just when he's around, stuff is kind of much less fun. 773 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,670 Yeah, first time I met him, I told him about my gap year in Australia 774 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,219 and he kept talking about Aboriginal discrimination. 775 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:58,929 Like, bloody hell, just because some convicts massacred a bunch of tribes, 776 00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:00,889 suddenly I can't go skydiving. 777 00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:03,019 Hello. 778 00:36:03,179 --> 00:36:05,099 Guys, good news. 779 00:36:09,809 --> 00:36:13,110 Gordy? 780 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,940 You all right? 781 00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:16,150 You shaved your head. 782 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,409 All right? I said I'm... 783 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:20,699 Gordy, do you know where Caitlin and the others are? 784 00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:23,530 It's just, er... 785 00:36:23,699 --> 00:36:27,449 Caitlin lost her phone and I went to look for it, as a friend, obviously, 786 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:31,869 erm...and I wanna return it to her, so should I wait in there till they get back? 787 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,550 Yeah, good idea. I'll just wait in there. 788 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,139 You cool there, mate? 789 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:41,179 Yeah. Well, look, let me know if you need anything. 790 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,059 OK, so I hope one of you guys is gonna give me an appreciative rim job. 791 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:48,269 Pirate just got us VIP wristbands. 792 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,650 Check 'em out. These bad boys'll get you backstage. 793 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,940 I don't mean to blow my own massive dick or anything 794 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:55,110 but I am in pretty tight with all the acts, 795 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,989 so if you play your cards right, I might even introduce you. 796 00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:00,110 Holy shit. I'm gonna meet Hammerhead. 797 00:37:00,409 --> 00:37:04,079 Yeah, see, the thing is, I could only get three wristbands, so... 798 00:37:04,579 --> 00:37:06,670 You understand, right? 799 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,920 Yeah. Yeah. 800 00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:10,329 It's fine. 801 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,750 Sorry... mate. 802 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,300 You don't remember my name, do you? 803 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,210 I wanna say Dougie. 804 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,519 "Nick, what are you doing in here?" I found your phone. 805 00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:25,969 "Oh, my God, Nick, you're incredible." 806 00:37:26,139 --> 00:37:29,480 Incredible is a strong word, Caitlin, but, yeah, I'll take it. 807 00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:31,230 "Oh, kiss me." 808 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,860 What? But, Caitlin, we're broken up. 809 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:36,900 "I don't care. I want you inside me." 810 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:53,630 Oh, shit. 811 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,250 Fuck. 812 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:09,980 - Do you smell piss? - Who cares? 813 00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:11,929 - Mm. - Let me get this off. 814 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,630 Six years ago, did it. 815 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,420 Five years ago, did it. 816 00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:36,800 Four years ago, did it. 817 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,590 Three years ago, did it. 818 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,800 Two years ago, did it. 819 00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:42,309 One year ago, did it. 820 00:38:42,469 --> 00:38:44,809 You guys look like you're having great fun. 821 00:38:46,219 --> 00:38:48,309 I'm Amy, by the way. 822 00:38:48,929 --> 00:38:50,849 - Oh, Caitlin. - Oh, Pirate. 823 00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,400 - Oh, Caitlin. - Oh, Pirate. 824 00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:57,190 - Oh, Caitlin. - Oh, Pirate. 825 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,610 You wanna walk the plank, you naughty girl? 826 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,699 Yeah, I wanna walk the plank. 827 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,949 Yeah? Yeah? OK. 828 00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:06,570 You need to walk the plank. 829 00:39:06,739 --> 00:39:08,449 Here we go. 830 00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:15,090 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 831 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,460 - Oh, shit! - Sorry... 832 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:18,510 - Lick! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 833 00:39:19,670 --> 00:39:21,260 It isn't that bad. 834 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:22,630 It was a misunderstanding. 835 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,090 It must happen all the time. 836 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:28,139 Yeah. She's probably really happy you gave her phone back. 837 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,389 - Exactly. - Guys? 838 00:39:30,929 --> 00:39:32,010 Listen, guys... 839 00:39:32,179 --> 00:39:34,269 Fuck me, what's that smell? 840 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,150 Oh. A man pissed on me earlier. 841 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:39,059 Can you just come out here, please? 842 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,619 So, we were having a chat 843 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,489 and we were thinking maybe you guys shouldn't stay here any more. 844 00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:50,409 What? We're not sex offenders. 845 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:52,000 Nick, it's been decided. 846 00:39:52,159 --> 00:39:55,289 Oh, it's been decided, has it? Sorry, we actually live in a democracy. 847 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,050 We didn't fight Hitler 848 00:39:57,210 --> 00:40:00,420 so that people like you could go around just telling other people 849 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,340 where they can be at festivals. 850 00:40:02,510 --> 00:40:04,469 We should at least have a vote. 851 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:07,840 - Fine, we'll vote. - Fine. 852 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:10,139 Those in favour of us staying. 853 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,389 Those in favour of them leaving. 854 00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:16,809 What about Gordy? Gordy hasn't voted. Gordy gets a vote. 855 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,190 Gordy, do you want me and Shane to stay? 856 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,110 If you do, raise your hand. 857 00:40:26,699 --> 00:40:29,039 There you go. Three all. Unlucky, Rex. 858 00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:32,079 - What about me? I didn't get to vote. - You're not part of the group. 859 00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,489 He's having sex with Caitlin. He's part of the group. 860 00:40:34,659 --> 00:40:36,750 "He's having sex with Caitlin." Fine, new vote. 861 00:40:36,909 --> 00:40:38,119 Is Pirate part of the group? 862 00:40:38,289 --> 00:40:40,000 If you think he is, raise your hand. 863 00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:43,329 One, two, three. That's a tie. 864 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,590 Oh, Gordy, for fuck's sake! 865 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,849 2AM 866 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,969 ♪ Can't remember anything else 867 00:40:51,139 --> 00:40:55,440 ♪ Nothing good happens past 2am 868 00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:57,519 There's somewhere to camp just past here. 869 00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:58,980 No, this way. 870 00:40:59,150 --> 00:41:01,070 ♪ Text me back 871 00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:02,900 I think it was this way. 872 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,989 I definitely saw a space down here. 873 00:41:05,150 --> 00:41:07,570 Bet you're glad now we've only got one tent. Less to carry. 874 00:41:07,739 --> 00:41:09,280 - Please stop talking. - Just saying. 875 00:41:09,449 --> 00:41:11,199 Cos we've been walking for a long time and... 876 00:41:11,619 --> 00:41:12,829 Just no talking at all. 877 00:41:12,989 --> 00:41:17,659 ♪ Nothing good happens past 2am 878 00:41:34,429 --> 00:41:36,519 It's so hot in here. 879 00:41:37,139 --> 00:41:39,230 How did it get so hot? 880 00:41:41,269 --> 00:41:43,360 My balls are sopping wet. 881 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,030 I feel like it's brighter in here than it is just outside. 882 00:41:54,829 --> 00:41:56,920 This is a nice spot. 883 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,539 Oh, my giddy God! Shane! 884 00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:00,710 Nick! 885 00:42:00,869 --> 00:42:02,119 What are you guys doing here? 886 00:42:02,289 --> 00:42:05,340 - There's nowhere else left to camp. - Nick got caught watching his ex 887 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,920 - suck off a guy with one leg. - Ah, rookie mistake. 888 00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:10,840 I can't believe it. The train gang are back together. 889 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:13,010 I'm gonna show you guys the best time. 890 00:42:13,179 --> 00:42:15,179 - What shall we do first? - Well, I stink of piss. 891 00:42:15,349 --> 00:42:17,269 I should probably do something about that. 892 00:42:17,429 --> 00:42:19,139 What about you, Shane? Gonna scrub up? 893 00:42:19,309 --> 00:42:20,480 No. 894 00:42:20,889 --> 00:42:21,980 Au naturel. I like it. 895 00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:24,769 Embracing the stink is what festivals are all about. 896 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,480 Before we head off, we should probably get some breakfast. 897 00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:28,690 Is that all you're having? 898 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:31,699 Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Got almonds in it. It's something. 899 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:34,860 Shane, you can't just eat Toblerone like some weirdo autistic prince. 900 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,119 Here, have some proper food. 901 00:42:40,449 --> 00:42:42,079 - What the hell is that? - Chaffney. 902 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,380 - Chaffney? - It's a family recipe. 903 00:42:44,539 --> 00:42:46,579 Chaffney is a delicious all-in-one stew 904 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,039 jam-packed with every nutrient you need to survive. 905 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:51,460 One bite of Chaffney will keep you going for hours. 906 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:53,840 Chaffney is the perfect festival food. 907 00:43:04,769 --> 00:43:07,360 - That is incredible. - Told you. 908 00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:09,360 Dude, Amy's sorted us breakfast. 909 00:43:09,530 --> 00:43:12,989 Get some of this down you. Then we'll get this show on the road. 910 00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:15,949 - I'll buy something. - Suit yourself. 911 00:43:16,119 --> 00:43:19,079 While we're out and about, you can spend £20 on some fancy burger 912 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,489 that's probably full of horsemeat, Shane and I will fill up on Chaffney. 913 00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:24,829 Full disclosure: there is horsemeat in Chaffney. 914 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,960 Let's get ready. 915 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,219 Mr Brightside 916 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:32,960 ♪ Coming out of my cage 917 00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:34,630 ♪ And I've been doing just fine 918 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,219 ♪ Gotta gotta be down 919 00:43:36,389 --> 00:43:37,769 ♪ Because I want it all 920 00:43:37,929 --> 00:43:39,309 ♪ It started out with a kiss 921 00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:41,179 ♪ How did it end up like this? 922 00:43:41,349 --> 00:43:44,190 ♪ It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss 923 00:43:44,349 --> 00:43:45,929 ♪ Now I'm falling asleep 924 00:43:46,099 --> 00:43:47,519 ♪ And she's calling a cab 925 00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:49,150 ♪ While he's having a smoke 926 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,739 ♪ And she's taking a drag 927 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,230 ♪ Now they're going to bed 928 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,940 ♪ And my stomach is sick 929 00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:55,699 ♪ And it's all in my head 930 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,320 ♪ But she's touching his chest now 931 00:43:58,869 --> 00:44:01,789 ♪ He takes off her dress now 932 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,630 ♪ Letting me go 933 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:15,300 ♪ And I just can't look, it's killing me 934 00:44:15,969 --> 00:44:19,719 ♪ And taking control 935 00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:27,849 ♪ Jealousy, turning saints into the sea 936 00:44:28,019 --> 00:44:30,980 ♪ Swimming through sick lullabies 937 00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:34,489 ♪ Choking on your alibis 938 00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:37,440 ♪ But it's just the price I pay 939 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:40,820 ♪ Destiny is calling me 940 00:44:40,989 --> 00:44:46,119 ♪ Open up my eager eyes 941 00:44:46,289 --> 00:44:49,250 ♪ Cos I'm Mr Brightside 942 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,510 You know, this place is even better when you're not on your own. 943 00:44:55,670 --> 00:44:57,090 Thanks for showing us around, Amy. 944 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,679 It's been the best day since Robin broke both his ankles. 945 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,630 I haven't sat down in, like, nine hours. 946 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,639 They should have more places to sit down. 947 00:45:03,809 --> 00:45:05,900 And also it's too muddy. 948 00:45:07,389 --> 00:45:08,929 Oh, shit. 949 00:45:09,099 --> 00:45:10,559 Hi, guys. 950 00:45:10,730 --> 00:45:12,150 - Hey. - Hi. 951 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,860 Listen, I know things got a little bit weird last night after what you guys did, 952 00:45:16,030 --> 00:45:17,949 but it's water under the bridge. 953 00:45:18,110 --> 00:45:20,320 - I didn't do anything. - Apology accepted. 954 00:45:20,489 --> 00:45:22,079 To be honest, we've had a great day. 955 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,780 You know me, just going with the flow. 956 00:45:23,949 --> 00:45:26,199 We found a great new place to camp next to the toilets. 957 00:45:26,369 --> 00:45:29,039 I've had a wash. I don't smell of piss any more. Not very much. 958 00:45:29,210 --> 00:45:30,460 Basically it's all chill. 959 00:45:30,619 --> 00:45:32,000 Harry Potter! 960 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:34,210 - Harry Potter! - Hey, who's your buddy, Lick? 961 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:35,880 Oh, I don't know him, but he's funny. 962 00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:37,510 - All right, mate? - Harry Potter! 963 00:45:37,670 --> 00:45:41,090 Harry Potter. I mean, I do not look like Harry Potter at all. 964 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,260 Oh... 965 00:45:42,429 --> 00:45:44,269 One person I do not look like is Harry Potter. 966 00:45:44,639 --> 00:45:45,980 Come on, Harry, let's play Quidditch. 967 00:45:46,139 --> 00:45:47,519 Yeah! Oh. 968 00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:49,719 That's not how you play Quidditch. 969 00:45:49,889 --> 00:45:52,559 What have you been watching? Fucking hell. 970 00:45:52,769 --> 00:45:54,860 Can someone get him off? Oh, shit. 971 00:45:56,730 --> 00:45:58,610 Help. Can someone get him off? 972 00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:00,530 Harry, go on. Catch this. 973 00:46:00,739 --> 00:46:03,079 - Can someone get him off? He's mental. - Harry Potter! 974 00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,659 - Oh, my God. Indian street food. - It's Harry Potter. 975 00:46:05,829 --> 00:46:07,920 Yeah. I know. Harry Potter. 976 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,250 - Nick. - Nick. 977 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:13,300 It's just mud, with a bit of shit mixed in. 978 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,840 Guys, seriously, I'm through. 979 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,170 The only person who will ever love me 980 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:20,880 and her new fuck buddy 981 00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:22,300 just watched me drink mud. 982 00:46:22,469 --> 00:46:23,679 I am done. 983 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,639 I just want to go back to the tent and hide there 984 00:46:26,809 --> 00:46:28,599 until this fucking festival is over 985 00:46:28,769 --> 00:46:31,940 and I can go home and have a proper shower and a poo. 986 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,449 Nick. 987 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:42,199 - Shall we go with him? - Nah, he's all right. 988 00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:45,449 He gets like this. The trick is to give him some space. 989 00:46:45,619 --> 00:46:47,960 In that case, do you wanna do something cool? 990 00:46:48,119 --> 00:46:49,250 Yes. 991 00:46:49,409 --> 00:46:51,199 In the woods behind the hippie field 992 00:46:51,539 --> 00:46:54,710 there's a stone circle with a rock that looks just like Mark Ruffalo. 993 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,590 I've always been too spooked to go by myself. 994 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:00,880 - Do you wanna go check it out? - Yes, I love rocks that look like things. 995 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,969 ♪ Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now 996 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:06,800 ♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now 997 00:47:06,969 --> 00:47:09,849 ♪ Might have had your fill, but you feel it still... 998 00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:16,440 And that's why I left Australia at 16 with nothing but a backpack 999 00:47:16,610 --> 00:47:18,239 and my grandad's World War II revolver. 1000 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,320 Obviously they took that off me at Customs. 1001 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,570 How do you know Nick? 1002 00:47:21,739 --> 00:47:23,530 We lived next door to each other in first year. 1003 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,780 I was cooking pasta and I set my curtains on fire 1004 00:47:25,949 --> 00:47:27,739 and Nick came in and helped me put them out, 1005 00:47:27,909 --> 00:47:29,750 and he's been looking out for me ever since. 1006 00:47:29,909 --> 00:47:32,449 - What are your friends like? - I don't really have any. 1007 00:47:32,619 --> 00:47:36,829 People tend to hang out with me for a bit and then, I don't know, stop. 1008 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,210 My mum says I'm like a little bush fire: 1009 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,380 exciting at first but you don't want it anywhere near your house. 1010 00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:44,300 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure thing. 1011 00:47:44,469 --> 00:47:46,099 - Are we lost? - No, no, no, no. 1012 00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:50,010 Because that was East, so we're headed West, because that's the North Star up... 1013 00:47:50,179 --> 00:47:52,269 That's the moon. Yeah, we're lost. 1014 00:47:52,679 --> 00:47:55,559 Ah-oo-wen, ah-oo-wen... 1015 00:47:55,730 --> 00:47:57,570 Hey, can you hear that? 1016 00:47:58,769 --> 00:48:00,309 Yeah. 1017 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,440 Ah-oo-wen, ah-oo-wen... 1018 00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:10,489 Ah-oo-wen, ah-oo-wen... 1019 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:16,250 Ah-oo-wen, ah-oo-wen... 1020 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:18,590 What is that? 1021 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:21,170 Maybe they're filming an advert. 1022 00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:23,090 For what? 1023 00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:25,050 Fire? 1024 00:48:25,219 --> 00:48:27,969 This is creeping me out. I think we should leave. 1025 00:48:28,969 --> 00:48:32,019 Who dares enter our sacred grove? 1026 00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:37,889 - Please don't eat us. - I know I look athletic but it's all fat. 1027 00:48:38,059 --> 00:48:42,690 Why do people always assume we're going to eat them? 1028 00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:46,869 We're Druids, 1029 00:48:47,030 --> 00:48:48,159 not cannibals. 1030 00:48:48,449 --> 00:48:50,369 Whoa. You guys are Druids? 1031 00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:53,579 I'm Brother Julian, High Priest of this sect. 1032 00:48:53,739 --> 00:48:55,530 I'm really sorry if we scared you. 1033 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,909 We thought you might be a couple of those Wiccan pricks. 1034 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:03,210 You've stumbled upon our annual summer solstice celebration. 1035 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,050 But this year is extra special. 1036 00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:09,050 My son David is taking a bride. 1037 00:49:09,219 --> 00:49:11,679 Oh, congrats. We'll get out of your hair. 1038 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:14,650 - Yeah, we don't wanna crash. - No, no. This is a joyous occasion. 1039 00:49:14,809 --> 00:49:18,809 As father of the groom, it's my duty to invite you to join in our festivities. 1040 00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:20,610 Oh, well... 1041 00:49:20,769 --> 00:49:24,190 - There's a hog roast. - That could actually be great. 1042 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,650 - We haven't had any hot food. - Pork would be nice. 1043 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:29,610 Libations for our guests. 1044 00:49:30,739 --> 00:49:31,949 Plastic cups OK? 1045 00:49:36,199 --> 00:49:38,289 Aagh! 1046 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:41,119 - Shit. - Argh. 1047 00:49:41,289 --> 00:49:42,539 Shit. Are you OK? 1048 00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:44,130 The security prick's chasing me. 1049 00:49:44,289 --> 00:49:46,710 - You've got to hide me. - Er... You can hide in my tent. 1050 00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:48,969 Great. Thanks. 1051 00:49:50,590 --> 00:49:52,260 Hello, Officer. 1052 00:49:52,429 --> 00:49:54,519 What a fine summer's eve it is. 1053 00:49:57,429 --> 00:49:59,429 Coast is clear. 1054 00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:02,190 What was that "summer's eve" shit? 1055 00:50:02,349 --> 00:50:04,099 I panicked. Why was he chasing you? 1056 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,360 Caught me stealing fruit from Tame Impala's yurt. 1057 00:50:06,530 --> 00:50:08,489 Just had to get me bowels moving. 1058 00:50:08,650 --> 00:50:11,650 - You're a Smurf. - Yeah, hen do. We've all come as Smurfs. 1059 00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:14,320 Got split up a couple of hours ago when I went out on the rob. 1060 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:16,780 If I see loads of Smurfs, I'll say you're looking for them. 1061 00:50:16,949 --> 00:50:20,949 Don't bother. I've got all the MDMA, so it's actually worked out really well. 1062 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:22,789 Hey, I totally owe you. 1063 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,800 - Do you fancy a bit? - Oh, no, thanks. 1064 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,050 - I'm...full. - Full? 1065 00:50:28,210 --> 00:50:30,210 - Also I'm not really in the mood. - Huh! 1066 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:33,929 That's exactly why this stuff was invented. Come on. It'll be fun. 1067 00:50:35,429 --> 00:50:37,309 - Are you sure it's safe? - Oh, don't worry. 1068 00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:41,019 My girlfriend's had them tested. There's no cement mix in these ones. 1069 00:50:41,190 --> 00:50:43,860 - I don't know. - Maybe just start with a half? 1070 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,199 Come on. Open wide. 1071 00:50:56,909 --> 00:50:57,949 Good boy. 1072 00:50:58,119 --> 00:51:01,579 I'm not gonna imagine my dick's a sausage and start trying to fry it, am I? 1073 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,710 Guess we'll find out. 1074 00:51:03,869 --> 00:51:05,750 Mr Brightside 1075 00:51:11,630 --> 00:51:13,550 ♪ I just can't look 1076 00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,219 ♪ It's killing me 1077 00:51:18,059 --> 00:51:21,610 ♪ And taking control 1078 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,400 ♪ But it's just the price I pay 1079 00:51:32,570 --> 00:51:36,070 ♪ Destiny is calling me 1080 00:51:36,369 --> 00:51:41,329 ♪ Open up my eager eyes 1081 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:45,460 ♪ Cos I'm Mr Brightside 1082 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,539 Brother Shane, Sister Amy. 1083 00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:51,500 I do trust you're enjoying yourselves. 1084 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:53,210 Would you care for another cup of Pimm's? 1085 00:51:53,469 --> 00:51:55,559 Oh, I don't mind if I do. Thank you. 1086 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,010 Ah, I'd like you to meet my son. 1087 00:51:58,179 --> 00:51:59,429 The lucky man. 1088 00:51:59,599 --> 00:52:02,059 - Great to meet you, Brother David. - Yeah, congrats. 1089 00:52:02,219 --> 00:52:03,889 Are you nervous? 1090 00:52:04,059 --> 00:52:05,900 Is it that obvious? 1091 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:09,190 I'm only joking. 1092 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:12,900 No, I've been looking forward to this for months. 1093 00:52:13,070 --> 00:52:16,159 A wedding is the most incredible day of any Druid's life. 1094 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,780 Thanks for letting us stay. Tonight's been awesome. 1095 00:52:18,949 --> 00:52:22,079 You know, I am so glad that you're enjoying yourselves. 1096 00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,579 Not always the case with outsiders. 1097 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:27,039 How could anyone not love you guys? 1098 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:31,760 Oh, I don't know. I think they just find our customs a bit odd and confusing. 1099 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,260 But who are they to judge? 1100 00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:35,630 We're just a little bit different, that's all. 1101 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,800 And there is nothing wrong with being a little bit different. 1102 00:52:40,429 --> 00:52:42,559 Yeah, we are normal people, really. 1103 00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:43,849 Dad's a lawyer. 1104 00:52:44,019 --> 00:52:46,440 Sister Mary over there is a thoracic surgeon. 1105 00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:48,730 - I'm a music manager. - No way! 1106 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,940 A few of my clients are playing at the festival. 1107 00:52:51,110 --> 00:52:54,280 TurboChair, Telephone Telephone, Hammerhead... 1108 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,360 You represent Hammerhead? He's amazing. 1109 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:59,739 Yeah? Well, if you like, you can take these wristbands 1110 00:52:59,909 --> 00:53:01,539 and watch his set from backstage 1111 00:53:01,699 --> 00:53:02,829 and maybe even meet him. 1112 00:53:02,989 --> 00:53:05,030 Are you serious? 1113 00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:07,989 Anything for a fellow Druid. 1114 00:53:08,170 --> 00:53:10,260 The nuptial horn bloweth. 1115 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,969 It's time for the binding ceremony. 1116 00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,420 The binding ceremony? 1117 00:53:14,590 --> 00:53:17,719 Yes. It's the most cherished part of the marriage ritual. 1118 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,170 No union is sacred without it. 1119 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:22,880 - We're honoured to be a part of this. - Oh... 1120 00:53:23,059 --> 00:53:25,480 Brothers and Sisters, 1121 00:53:25,639 --> 00:53:31,769 the time has come for Brother David to be bound to his new wife for all eternity, 1122 00:53:32,519 --> 00:53:34,559 under the light of the moon. 1123 00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:37,230 - Ah-oo-wen, Ah-oo-wen... - Oh, no. 1124 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,860 I've heard about this sort of thing. I think they're gonna sacrifice the goat. 1125 00:53:41,030 --> 00:53:42,070 Oh, shit. 1126 00:53:42,530 --> 00:53:44,030 Let the binding commence. 1127 00:53:46,289 --> 00:53:48,500 - OK, what's happening now? - I don't know. 1128 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:51,000 Brother Julian, what's going on? 1129 00:53:51,170 --> 00:53:53,710 Well, my son is about to be bound to his new bride. 1130 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,719 Oh, but I thought that was his wife. 1131 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,630 No, no. 1132 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,389 - No, David is marrying the goat. - The binding. 1133 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,300 Ooh. 1134 00:54:04,469 --> 00:54:05,679 - Oh, my God. - Fucking hell. 1135 00:54:05,849 --> 00:54:08,480 The binding, the binding. 1136 00:54:08,639 --> 00:54:10,230 Ooh hoo! 1137 00:54:10,389 --> 00:54:13,690 The binding, the binding. 1138 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,989 It's so fucking great we can use your car for this. 1139 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:21,400 What? Thought this was your car. 1140 00:54:21,570 --> 00:54:24,070 - No. I don't have a car. - Oh. 1141 00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,909 Whose car is this? How did we even get in here? 1142 00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:29,079 Fuck it. Who cares? 1143 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:30,960 You're so naughty. 1144 00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:32,369 It's amazing. 1145 00:54:32,539 --> 00:54:34,170 Everything's amazing. 1146 00:54:34,329 --> 00:54:36,670 You're sitting on my penis. That's amazing. 1147 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,260 - I love you. - I love you too. 1148 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,280 Shit. 1149 00:55:00,150 --> 00:55:01,570 That's not good. 1150 00:55:13,289 --> 00:55:16,000 - What the hell are you doing in my car? - Oh, shit. 1151 00:55:16,170 --> 00:55:17,760 Sorry, sorry. 1152 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,590 Sorry, mate. I'm sorry. 1153 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,679 The car's fine. 1154 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,179 Oh, fuck. I thought it was her car. 1155 00:55:26,969 --> 00:55:28,309 It was a romantic gesture! 1156 00:55:28,469 --> 00:55:30,179 Oi! Get back here now! 1157 00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:32,429 I'm gonna call the police! 1158 00:55:50,289 --> 00:55:52,630 - Good morning, Amy. - Good morning, Shane. 1159 00:55:57,710 --> 00:55:59,500 This weather. 1160 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:01,050 Wind. 1161 00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:03,300 Blow... Blows. 1162 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,920 So last night was pretty weird, wasn't it? 1163 00:56:08,099 --> 00:56:10,690 Oh, my God, it was so weird! It went on for so long. 1164 00:56:10,849 --> 00:56:13,099 I didn't know it was possible to have sex for that long. 1165 00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:16,650 I think it's one of those things that might make a funny anecdote one day. 1166 00:56:16,809 --> 00:56:19,150 Obviously right now, it's just incredibly horrific. 1167 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,980 Let's just never talk about it ever again. Take it to our graves. 1168 00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:24,530 Good idea. I'm already taking 12 other things to my grave, 1169 00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:26,150 so I can always add something else. 1170 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,989 Nick, where have you been? 1171 00:56:29,159 --> 00:56:30,289 Are you OK? 1172 00:56:30,449 --> 00:56:32,789 Yeah. Yeah, I'm better than OK. 1173 00:56:32,949 --> 00:56:35,369 I just had the best night of my entire life. 1174 00:56:35,539 --> 00:56:38,039 I met this... this Smurf. 1175 00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:39,630 It's all a bit of a daze. 1176 00:56:39,789 --> 00:56:41,500 I remember laughing and dancing. 1177 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:43,340 We definitely had sex. 1178 00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:45,719 - Oh, yeah. I've got this now. - Holy shit. 1179 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,010 Is that a nipple piercing? 1180 00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:50,389 I've got no idea where that came from. Also, I don't know where Smurf Girl is. 1181 00:56:50,550 --> 00:56:54,050 - I woke up this morning and she was gone. - The perfect festival romance. 1182 00:56:54,219 --> 00:56:56,929 She's amazing. I've never felt that connected to anyone, ever. 1183 00:56:57,099 --> 00:56:58,889 - Been taking drugs? - She was incredible. 1184 00:56:59,059 --> 00:57:02,400 Like some beautiful, crazy angel. 1185 00:57:02,570 --> 00:57:03,949 Yeah, you've been taking drugs. 1186 00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:06,110 And then... she was gone. 1187 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,030 A Smurf wouldn't be too hard to find. 1188 00:57:08,199 --> 00:57:10,199 Yeah, I should totally go and try and find her. 1189 00:57:10,369 --> 00:57:12,289 Yes, this is what festivals are all about. 1190 00:57:12,449 --> 00:57:14,030 - Great. Come on, Shane. - Yeah, cool. 1191 00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:17,199 Although you're not gonna believe this. We've backstage wristbands. 1192 00:57:17,369 --> 00:57:20,369 So we can see Hammerhead's set up close, maybe even meet him. 1193 00:57:20,539 --> 00:57:22,630 Really? How'd you manage that? 1194 00:57:23,090 --> 00:57:26,050 Hm. It's not important. But I really can't miss Hammerhead. 1195 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,840 So maybe we could find Smurf Girl after. 1196 00:57:28,050 --> 00:57:29,469 Hammerhead's not on for eight hours. 1197 00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:31,090 - Nick, I know, but... - Shane. 1198 00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:33,849 You told me I should come here to get over Caitlin. This is it. 1199 00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:35,389 I have to find this girl. 1200 00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:38,940 I promise we'll see Hammerhead tonight. I promise. 1201 00:57:41,099 --> 00:57:42,849 Yeah, cool, definitely. 1202 00:57:43,019 --> 00:57:45,519 Woo! Looks like we've got ourselves a search party. 1203 00:57:45,690 --> 00:57:48,820 This is just like the time my cousin Sandy was kidnapped. 1204 00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:53,530 OK, so the potential love of my life is somewhere down there. 1205 00:57:53,699 --> 00:57:55,329 - What's the plan? - I don't wanna brag, 1206 00:57:55,489 --> 00:57:58,280 but I'm something of an expert when it comes to missing persons. 1207 00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:00,300 I'm a bit of a true crime nut. 1208 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:02,840 Now, Nick, I know this is a tough time for you, 1209 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,789 but I need you to describe her genitals. 1210 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,960 She's not missing. I just don't know where she is. 1211 00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:10,380 - What does she look like? - Blonde, I think. 1212 00:58:10,929 --> 00:58:13,099 - Sort of a face. - Sort of face. 1213 00:58:13,849 --> 00:58:16,690 - OK. What's her name? - I don't know. 1214 00:58:17,059 --> 00:58:18,019 You don't even know her name? 1215 00:58:18,179 --> 00:58:21,769 In cases like this, it's almost always a jilted lover or a work colleague. 1216 00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:23,570 Did she mention any enemies? 1217 00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:25,730 This isn't a murder investigation. She's not dead. 1218 00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,940 Not yet. But these first 48 hours are crucial. 1219 00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,949 Your piercing. Whoever gave you that must know about Smurf Girl. 1220 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,860 - Yes, good thinking. - Our first clue. 1221 00:58:34,030 --> 00:58:35,449 I just hope we're not too late. 1222 00:58:35,619 --> 00:58:37,079 Seriously, you've gotta stop that. 1223 00:58:37,239 --> 00:58:40,539 After The Afterparty 1224 00:58:45,039 --> 00:58:46,420 No. 1225 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,260 - No. - Sure? 1226 00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,460 Yeah. 1227 00:58:53,179 --> 00:58:54,559 Yeah, this one. 1228 00:58:56,639 --> 00:58:59,309 - The scene of the crime. - We should split up and look for clues. 1229 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:02,349 Split up? The place is six foot wide. How are we meant to split up? 1230 00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:07,480 Oi. I said if I caught you nicking again, I'd pierce your little arseholes closed. 1231 00:59:07,650 --> 00:59:09,610 Fuck me. Here he is. 1232 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:12,030 Do you remember me? Was I here last night with a girl? 1233 00:59:12,199 --> 00:59:13,949 - With that blue nutter. - That's her. 1234 00:59:14,110 --> 00:59:17,320 Did she say anything about where she was going, where she's camping, her name? 1235 00:59:17,489 --> 00:59:20,329 Nah, nah. She was properly spangled. 1236 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,130 And so were you. Do you remember? 1237 00:59:22,289 --> 00:59:25,130 Kept saying your knob's a sausage, you were gonna cook it and eat it. 1238 00:59:25,289 --> 00:59:27,000 Oh, it was mega lols, innit? 1239 00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,969 Maybe you shouldn't give piercings to people who are off their face. 1240 00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:34,260 What? 1241 00:59:36,179 --> 00:59:39,139 You questioning my professionalism? Is that what you're doing? 1242 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,849 You cheeky little prick. 1243 00:59:41,019 --> 00:59:45,570 In all my years - three years I've been tattooing - no one's ever said that to me. 1244 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:49,570 I would never pierce anyone who was not in the right frame of mind, all right? 1245 00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:52,269 You already had that shit piercing when you came in here. 1246 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,730 Oh. Sorry. 1247 00:59:54,570 --> 00:59:58,489 If Nick already had the piercing, then why would he come here? 1248 00:59:58,659 --> 01:00:01,909 - Because I did his tattoo. - Oh, right. 1249 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:06,829 What does it say? 1250 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,210 It says, "My name's not Lick." 1251 01:00:09,380 --> 01:00:10,380 Oh. 1252 01:00:10,550 --> 01:00:12,840 Yeah, you were very insistent about that. 1253 01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:14,550 I like it! 1254 01:00:16,130 --> 01:00:18,510 Great, so I've got a tattoo, a nipple piercing 1255 01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:20,559 and I'm no closer to finding Smurf Girl. 1256 01:00:20,969 --> 01:00:22,059 Oi, hang on, hang on. 1257 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:25,019 You did leave this behind. 1258 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,460 Oh, shit. 1259 01:00:47,829 --> 01:00:49,789 You've got a lot of nerve. 1260 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,550 You back to finish off the job? 1261 01:00:51,710 --> 01:00:54,710 - Did I do all this? - You and that bright blue mentalist. 1262 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,300 The two of you came running through here at 5am, 1263 01:00:57,469 --> 01:00:58,929 you said you were a Viking army 1264 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,590 and that you were going to pillage the living shit out of us. 1265 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,309 I am so sorry. 1266 01:01:03,469 --> 01:01:05,809 I was off my head on some very powerful drugs. 1267 01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:08,980 - Yeah, that was pretty obvious. - And Gordy's missing. 1268 01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:12,320 Did you fucking steal Gordy? Cos I swear to God, if you stole Gordy... 1269 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,070 I didn't steal Gordy. 1270 01:01:14,230 --> 01:01:15,480 At least, I don't think I did. 1271 01:01:15,650 --> 01:01:17,570 Hey, look who it is. Genghis Cunt. 1272 01:01:17,739 --> 01:01:19,239 Pirate, I am so, so sorry about this. 1273 01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:22,199 Yeah, well, you should be. That was some really messed-up shit. 1274 01:01:22,369 --> 01:01:26,619 I know that an apology probably isn't enough, but I... I brought back your leg. 1275 01:01:27,619 --> 01:01:29,369 That's not my leg. 1276 01:01:30,630 --> 01:01:33,010 - What? - That is not my leg. 1277 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:39,099 Oh, Jesus. How many one-legged people are at this festival? 1278 01:01:39,469 --> 01:01:40,849 Look, what do you want, Nick? 1279 01:01:41,010 --> 01:01:42,800 I'm trying to find that girl I was with. 1280 01:01:42,969 --> 01:01:46,269 I woke up this morning and she was gone. I don't remember her name or anything 1281 01:01:46,429 --> 01:01:48,769 and I just wondered whether maybe one of you guys... 1282 01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:51,360 God, this is so typical of you, Nick. 1283 01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:53,309 You've trashed our campsite 1284 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,820 because you were tweaking on crystal meth or whatever, 1285 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:58,610 but instead of apologising or offering to make it right, 1286 01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,320 you're just thinking about yourself. 1287 01:02:01,570 --> 01:02:03,780 - I just really need to find her. - Fuck off, Nick. 1288 01:02:04,239 --> 01:02:06,619 - Yeah, go away. - You heard 'em, Lick. 1289 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,590 And you better find Gordy. 1290 01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:13,920 I'm hungry. Are you hungry? 1291 01:02:14,090 --> 01:02:15,469 I'm not, because of this. 1292 01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:18,760 - What's that? - That, my friend, is a Chaffney bar. 1293 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,260 A whole meal's worth of Chaffney 1294 01:02:20,429 --> 01:02:22,719 compressed into a snack for the gentleman on the go. 1295 01:02:22,889 --> 01:02:24,059 - That's amazing. - Yeah. 1296 01:02:24,219 --> 01:02:25,929 Been trying to get them into supermarkets. 1297 01:02:26,099 --> 01:02:30,019 So far I've had rejection letters from Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Morrisons, 1298 01:02:30,190 --> 01:02:33,030 Iceland, the Co-op, Budgens, Lidl and Poundstretcher. 1299 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:35,400 But I've got a good feeling about Waitrose. 1300 01:02:35,570 --> 01:02:37,320 Dude, how'd it go? 1301 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,269 Yeah, it was really great, actually. 1302 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,820 - Really? - Obviously not. Worst thing ever. 1303 01:02:41,989 --> 01:02:43,619 Worse than your breakdown at graduation? 1304 01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:46,530 Worse than that time you watched your ex giving a pirate a BJ? 1305 01:02:49,949 --> 01:02:51,369 I'm such an idiot. 1306 01:02:51,539 --> 01:02:52,789 Why did I think I could be happy? 1307 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,460 I should have accepted some people aren't meant to be happy 1308 01:02:55,630 --> 01:02:57,719 and I'm one of them. 1309 01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:02,670 Bummer. 1310 01:03:04,969 --> 01:03:06,309 If only you'd fallen for a Minion. 1311 01:03:06,469 --> 01:03:09,469 - I see those blue guys all the time. - What? 1312 01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:11,599 There's a group of girls dressed as Minions, 1313 01:03:11,769 --> 01:03:14,690 all painted blue, white hats... think it's, like, a hen do. 1314 01:03:14,849 --> 01:03:17,730 They're always hanging out at that cocktail bar down there. 1315 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:20,190 Nick. Nick! 1316 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,650 ♪ So go ahead and prove me right 1317 01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:24,449 ♪ Cos that's what girls like 1318 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:26,030 ♪ I know what boys like 1319 01:03:26,199 --> 01:03:27,949 ♪ I know what they want 1320 01:03:28,119 --> 01:03:30,210 ♪ They want that good thing - Hi, guys. All right? 1321 01:03:30,369 --> 01:03:31,869 ♪ They wanna get some - How's it going? 1322 01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:33,960 Hi, excuse me. 1323 01:03:34,119 --> 01:03:35,960 Oh, you're not gonna like this. 1324 01:03:36,130 --> 01:03:37,130 Oi. 1325 01:03:37,289 --> 01:03:38,500 Oi! What you doing? 1326 01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:42,219 That's really bad. I'm so sorry. Just really quickly, I'm looking for a Smurf. 1327 01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:43,710 I think she might be with you. 1328 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,170 - Who's asking? - Sorry, I'm Nick. 1329 01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:47,510 I was with her last night. 1330 01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:50,469 We erm... well, kind of got together, to be honest. 1331 01:03:52,679 --> 01:03:54,269 I just really need to see her again. 1332 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,570 Do you have any idea where she might be? 1333 01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:59,280 Why would I give my mate's number to some randomer? 1334 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,610 I promise I'm not a stalker. 1335 01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:03,119 I am trying to track her down and she doesn't know about it 1336 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,320 but once I've found her, the stalking'll stop. 1337 01:04:05,489 --> 01:04:08,369 - Piss off. Give us back our speaker. - Can I just have her number? 1338 01:04:08,530 --> 01:04:10,119 - Give it back. - Can I have her number? 1339 01:04:10,289 --> 01:04:12,670 Hang on, I've got an idea. 1340 01:04:13,369 --> 01:04:15,500 - I'll give you her number... - Thank you. 1341 01:04:15,670 --> 01:04:17,460 - ..if you show us your dicks. - What? 1342 01:04:17,789 --> 01:04:19,250 And arses. 1343 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:22,800 This is a hen party and what the bride wants, the bride gets. 1344 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,800 If you want her number, then you two need to do us a little striptease. 1345 01:04:26,969 --> 01:04:28,260 Woo! Striptease. 1346 01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,099 - Me? - Yeah, you too, hot stuff. 1347 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:33,469 Do you really want to see me naked? I mean, even I don't wanna see me naked. 1348 01:04:33,639 --> 01:04:36,559 Listen, if you two don't get your cocks out pronto, then it's no deal. 1349 01:04:36,730 --> 01:04:38,400 Can we have a minute? 1350 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:43,280 OK, so how do you wanna do this? Do one at a time or together? 1351 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,030 Wait. I'm not doing this. 1352 01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:47,360 Mate, come on. I'm one step away from Smurf Girl. 1353 01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:50,659 We just have to do a quick striptease and then I get her number. Job done. 1354 01:04:50,829 --> 01:04:53,289 I am not getting my dick out in front of a load of strangers. 1355 01:04:53,449 --> 01:04:54,829 You once told me that a true friend 1356 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,039 is somebody who'd help you dispose of a body. 1357 01:04:57,210 --> 01:04:58,670 I'm not even asking you to do that. 1358 01:04:58,829 --> 01:05:03,289 I am just asking you to ex-pose a body, your body, while I also expose mine. 1359 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:05,420 We wanna see cocks! 1360 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,090 Off! Off! Off! 1361 01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:12,010 Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! 1362 01:05:13,719 --> 01:05:16,599 ♪ Yes, I can see her 1363 01:05:16,769 --> 01:05:19,110 ♪ Cos every girl in here wanna be her 1364 01:05:21,269 --> 01:05:22,900 ♪ Oh, she's a diva 1365 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,369 ♪ I feel the same and I wanna meet her 1366 01:05:28,659 --> 01:05:31,119 ♪ They say she low down 1367 01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,119 ♪ It's just a rumour and I don't believe 'em 1368 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,369 Get them off! 1369 01:05:35,659 --> 01:05:38,960 ♪ They say she needs to slow down 1370 01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:42,880 ♪ The baddest thing around town 1371 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:46,500 ♪ She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before 1372 01:05:46,670 --> 01:05:50,260 ♪ Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood whore 1373 01:05:50,429 --> 01:05:53,059 ♪ I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl 1374 01:05:53,219 --> 01:05:57,679 - Get 'em off. ♪ Without being disrespectful 1375 01:05:57,849 --> 01:05:59,440 ♪ The way that booty movin' 1376 01:05:59,599 --> 01:06:01,349 ♪ I can't take no more 1377 01:06:02,809 --> 01:06:05,190 - Where'd you learn to do that? - Saw Magic Mike on a plane. 1378 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,030 ♪ I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl 1379 01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:11,860 ♪ Without being disrespectful 1380 01:06:12,489 --> 01:06:13,489 ♪ Damn, girl 1381 01:06:13,659 --> 01:06:16,159 ♪ Damn, youse a sexy bitch 1382 01:06:16,329 --> 01:06:17,710 ♪ A sexy bitch 1383 01:06:17,869 --> 01:06:19,829 ♪ Damn, youse a sexy bitch 1384 01:06:20,039 --> 01:06:21,250 ♪ Damn, girl 1385 01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:23,510 ♪ Damn, youse a sexy bitch 1386 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:24,960 ♪ A sexy bitch 1387 01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,219 ♪ Damn, youse a sexy bitch 1388 01:06:27,670 --> 01:06:29,460 ♪ Damn, girl 1389 01:06:42,769 --> 01:06:44,690 ♪ Yes, I can see her 1390 01:06:46,019 --> 01:06:47,980 ♪ Cos every girl in here wanna be her 1391 01:06:48,150 --> 01:06:49,989 When I see helmets, you'll get her number. 1392 01:06:50,150 --> 01:06:52,820 ♪ Oh, she's a diva - Off! Off! Off! 1393 01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:55,030 - Oh, shit! ♪ I feel the same and I wanna meet her 1394 01:06:55,199 --> 01:06:57,119 Off! Off! Off! 1395 01:06:57,539 --> 01:06:59,630 ♪ They say she low down 1396 01:07:02,039 --> 01:07:04,579 ♪ Well, come on, little mama 1397 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,250 - Let me put on my pants. ♪ Let's tear this damn place up 1398 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,760 ♪ Come on, little mama, let's tear this damn place up 1399 01:07:12,179 --> 01:07:14,139 ♪ Come on, little mama, let me see you do your stuff 1400 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,050 What's her number? What's her name? 1401 01:07:16,889 --> 01:07:18,679 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up 1402 01:07:18,969 --> 01:07:20,809 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up 1403 01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:22,769 Give me back me phone, you prick! 1404 01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:25,440 ♪ Tear it up 1405 01:07:25,610 --> 01:07:28,239 ♪ Come on, little mama, tear this damn place up 1406 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,780 ♪ Yeah, move back, baby, turn my way 1407 01:07:32,199 --> 01:07:33,579 ♪ Turn around again and let me hear ya say 1408 01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:35,409 ♪ Tear it up! 1409 01:07:35,869 --> 01:07:37,750 ♪ Tear it up! 1410 01:07:37,909 --> 01:07:41,539 ♪ Come on, little mama, and tear this damn place up 1411 01:07:42,369 --> 01:07:44,710 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up 1412 01:07:44,869 --> 01:07:46,960 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up-up 1413 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,010 ♪ Tear it up 1414 01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:54,090 ♪ Come on, little mama, tear this damn place up 1415 01:07:54,969 --> 01:07:56,969 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up 1416 01:07:57,429 --> 01:07:59,269 ♪ Tear it up, up-up-up-up 1417 01:07:59,429 --> 01:08:01,179 ♪ Tear it up 1418 01:08:01,679 --> 01:08:03,769 ♪ Tear it up - Oh, shit. 1419 01:08:04,269 --> 01:08:06,940 ♪ Come on, little mama, tear this damn place up 1420 01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:10,150 Sorry, don't look at my penis. 1421 01:08:11,610 --> 01:08:13,570 Pull that again and I'll fucking Taser you. 1422 01:08:13,739 --> 01:08:16,989 Stop! They haven't done anything wrong. He's trying to find his girlfriend. 1423 01:08:17,199 --> 01:08:19,909 Well, not his girlfriend. Just some blue rando he fucked in a car. 1424 01:08:20,119 --> 01:08:21,909 You can't do this. We're the train gang. 1425 01:08:22,119 --> 01:08:25,289 - You can't break up the train gang. - Amy, please, stop. 1426 01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:27,460 We're not a gang. We're not even your friends. 1427 01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:30,630 - Hey, she's just trying to help. - Well, she's not helping, OK? 1428 01:08:49,649 --> 01:08:50,989 Know how long we're gonna be here? 1429 01:08:51,229 --> 01:08:52,859 Just sit tight. 1430 01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:57,439 I can't believe that guy called the police. 1431 01:08:57,609 --> 01:08:59,859 People who go to festivals are meant to be chilled out. 1432 01:09:00,029 --> 01:09:02,659 It was just a couple of scratches. I was gonna leave a note. 1433 01:09:02,829 --> 01:09:04,920 Plus we were so close to finding Smurf Girl. 1434 01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:07,789 Do you think I could find her on Facebook? 1435 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,920 If her profile pic is her as a Smurf... 1436 01:09:10,130 --> 01:09:11,920 - Shut up, Nick. - What? 1437 01:09:12,090 --> 01:09:14,800 Just shut up. I don't wanna hear any more about Smurf Girl. 1438 01:09:15,010 --> 01:09:16,140 What? 1439 01:09:16,340 --> 01:09:18,340 You realise we're gonna miss Hammerhead's set now? 1440 01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:19,930 That's why you're upset? 1441 01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:22,430 Cos you don't get to see some twat in a mask press play? 1442 01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,439 Seeing Hammerhead was the one thing I wanted to do this weekend. 1443 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,350 You promised me we'd see him. 1444 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,060 Right now I could be hanging out with him, discussing beats. 1445 01:09:30,229 --> 01:09:32,359 Instead I'm stuck in here and it's all your fault. 1446 01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:35,069 - My fault? - You're the reason we're in here. 1447 01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:39,279 You're the one who made us spend all day chasing after some fantasy girl. 1448 01:09:39,449 --> 01:09:42,750 - You're the one who made me get naked. - I'm the one who should be complaining. 1449 01:09:42,909 --> 01:09:46,710 I've had my nipple pierced, I've got a fucking mental tattoo all over my arse 1450 01:09:46,909 --> 01:09:50,539 and now I have to sit here listening to you bang on about some bullshit DJ 1451 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,340 no normal human being gives a toss about. 1452 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:55,380 The other guys were right. You're so... Nickish. 1453 01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,010 Nickish? What does that mean? 1454 01:09:57,220 --> 01:09:59,930 I defended you when everyone said you're a bell-end. 1455 01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:01,550 But they're right. 1456 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,930 You're annoying, and selfish. 1457 01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:05,810 And you don't care about anyone else 1458 01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:08,390 because you're too wrapped up in your own pointless shit. 1459 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,979 You think everything I do is stupid. 1460 01:10:10,189 --> 01:10:12,979 And you were mean to Amy, who, by the way, is awesome 1461 01:10:13,149 --> 01:10:14,819 and a much nicer person than you. 1462 01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:16,939 Such a Nick. 1463 01:10:17,109 --> 01:10:20,529 I'm not gonna sit here and be insulted with my own name. 1464 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,489 Sit down! 1465 01:10:25,579 --> 01:10:27,250 Can I make a phone call, please? 1466 01:10:29,539 --> 01:10:33,880 ♪ You show the lights that stop me turn to stone 1467 01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:37,289 ♪ You shine it when I'm alone 1468 01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:40,300 ♪ And so I tell myself that... 1469 01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:44,390 Hello, hello. 1470 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,560 I'm busting you out. Come on, let's go. Come on. 1471 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:50,390 I'm joking. I've been through all of the appropriate channels 1472 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,310 and they've let you off with a caution. 1473 01:10:53,689 --> 01:10:55,439 Did they mistreat you, Shane? 1474 01:10:56,770 --> 01:10:59,229 OK. Let's get you boys home. 1475 01:11:35,229 --> 01:11:38,899 Now, who's gonna join me to get some snackeroonies for the road? 1476 01:11:40,689 --> 01:11:42,479 You're not coming? 1477 01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:43,739 Come on. 1478 01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:45,989 - I'll buy you a hot choccy. - No. 1479 01:11:46,949 --> 01:11:49,409 I've never heard you turn down a hot choccy. 1480 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:59,590 Is everything all right with Shane? He doesn't seem his usual chirpy self. 1481 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,720 He's a bit annoyed cos he's missing a set by this DJ he loves. 1482 01:12:03,010 --> 01:12:04,010 Hammerhead? 1483 01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:06,390 - Do you know him? - No, but Shane talks about him a lot. 1484 01:12:06,550 --> 01:12:09,390 Not to me, obviously. To others. 1485 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,479 Yeah, well, I guess I kind of messed up. 1486 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,270 We got kicked out and now he doesn't get to meet his hero 1487 01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,109 and it's basically all my fault. 1488 01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:17,640 He's right, I am a dick. 1489 01:12:17,859 --> 01:12:19,069 So you're a dick. 1490 01:12:19,229 --> 01:12:20,569 So what? That's not a big deal. 1491 01:12:20,779 --> 01:12:23,239 - What? - I mean, look at Gandhi. 1492 01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:26,899 He was a real knob to his wife and actually he was quite racist, 1493 01:12:27,069 --> 01:12:30,699 but still a cool person and my personal hero. 1494 01:12:31,739 --> 01:12:35,449 Or Lance Armstrong. Yes, he was a cheat, he was a bully. 1495 01:12:35,619 --> 01:12:39,750 But he's raised a lot of money for charity and he's also got a great podcast. 1496 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,960 So, yeah, you might have made a few dick moves, 1497 01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:46,470 but being a dick doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. 1498 01:12:47,890 --> 01:12:49,979 That's something you have to remember. 1499 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,439 - What time is it? - 7:06. 1500 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,850 Thanks. Thanks, Robin. 1501 01:13:00,359 --> 01:13:03,279 - What're you doing? - I'm getting you to that Hammerhead gig. 1502 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,270 - What? - You're right. I've been a selfish idiot. 1503 01:13:06,489 --> 01:13:09,369 I've made this whole weekend about me. And I'm sorry. 1504 01:13:09,909 --> 01:13:11,659 We are seeing Hammerhead. 1505 01:13:11,829 --> 01:13:13,159 OK. 1506 01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:16,039 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What about Robin? 1507 01:13:16,409 --> 01:13:18,369 Do you wanna see Hammerhead or not? 1508 01:13:18,539 --> 01:13:20,630 Ah, Robin'll be fine. Let's go. 1509 01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:22,300 Taken my car, the dick. 1510 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:24,500 Too Little Too Late 1511 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,420 ♪ Give me something for the guillotine 1512 01:13:27,590 --> 01:13:29,840 ♪ Give me something for your heart 1513 01:13:30,010 --> 01:13:32,850 ♪ Give me something for the best days of us 1514 01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:35,970 - All right, bud? - Yep, this is the place. 1515 01:13:38,189 --> 01:13:39,939 - Psst. - Amy. 1516 01:13:40,149 --> 01:13:41,439 - Hey, Shane. - Hello, Nick. 1517 01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:43,520 Hello, Amy. Thank you for agreeing to help us. 1518 01:13:43,770 --> 01:13:45,149 I agreed to help Shane. 1519 01:13:45,319 --> 01:13:46,859 It's just sad you come as a pair. 1520 01:13:47,069 --> 01:13:49,819 Amy, please, I'm really, really sorry. We're the train gang. 1521 01:13:50,029 --> 01:13:52,239 - Oh, are we? - Yeah. 1522 01:13:52,409 --> 01:13:54,409 In that case, you'll know what noise a train makes. 1523 01:13:54,619 --> 01:13:56,460 - Choo-choo? - Do it properly. 1524 01:13:56,619 --> 01:13:58,159 There are security around. 1525 01:13:58,329 --> 01:14:00,420 So you'd better hurry up and make a train noise. 1526 01:14:00,619 --> 01:14:02,579 - Choo-choo. - Louder. 1527 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:04,340 - Choo-choo! - Do the arms. 1528 01:14:04,590 --> 01:14:06,590 Choo-choo-choo. Ch-ch-ch... 1529 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,510 - Choo-choo! - Shovel some coal. 1530 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:11,890 Uh-oh. There's another train coming. 1531 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:17,770 Choo-choo, choo-choo... 1532 01:14:17,930 --> 01:14:21,350 Amy, we're in a bit of a rush, so can we...? 1533 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,439 For you, not him. We're still not friends. 1534 01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:26,649 OK, so this is what you do. 1535 01:14:26,819 --> 01:14:30,909 You climb... over the fence. 1536 01:14:31,239 --> 01:14:32,369 - Oh, that's it? - Yeah. 1537 01:14:32,529 --> 01:14:34,949 Taff could bunk you over, but he charges for it. 1538 01:14:35,119 --> 01:14:36,869 I'll look out for security. 1539 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:48,590 Come on, Nick! 1540 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,930 Nick, what are you waiting for? Jump. 1541 01:14:51,130 --> 01:14:52,170 OK, I've just... 1542 01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:53,970 My nipple ring is caught. 1543 01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,180 If you lift me up, I can get it off. 1544 01:14:59,430 --> 01:15:00,810 Agh. 1545 01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:10,319 Right, I've nearly got it. 1546 01:15:11,779 --> 01:15:13,369 Oh, shit, I think someone's coming. 1547 01:15:17,869 --> 01:15:19,579 Oh, phew. It was nothing. My bad. 1548 01:15:20,079 --> 01:15:22,039 Let's go. 1549 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,090 Hammerhead! Hammerhead! 1550 01:15:24,289 --> 01:15:27,039 Hammerhead! Hammerhead! 1551 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,470 - Shit. - Oh, well. 1552 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,729 - I need to see the doctor, please. - Sure you do, mate. 1553 01:15:36,930 --> 01:15:38,310 Oh, can I just show you that? 1554 01:15:38,470 --> 01:15:39,970 Jesus Christ. 1555 01:15:40,310 --> 01:15:42,729 - In you go. - Thank you. 1556 01:15:42,939 --> 01:15:45,319 - The backstage entrance is up here. - I'm in a lot of pain. 1557 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,689 - Do I look shocked? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1558 01:15:47,859 --> 01:15:49,199 Lick, what the fuck are you doing? 1559 01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:51,689 Mate, can we come in? We had wristbands but lost them. 1560 01:15:51,899 --> 01:15:53,779 - No wristbands, no entry. - Please, Pirate. 1561 01:15:53,949 --> 01:15:57,449 I wish there was something I could do. I mean, there is, but I'm not gonna do it. 1562 01:15:57,659 --> 01:15:59,619 Brother David! 1563 01:15:59,789 --> 01:16:02,210 Oh, Shane! 1564 01:16:02,409 --> 01:16:04,039 Amy. 1565 01:16:05,670 --> 01:16:07,420 - Hi. - Hi. 1566 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,760 - How do you know Hammerhead's manager? - Oh... 1567 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,630 W... T-The... 1568 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,340 - The... Ooh... - Oh. 1569 01:16:13,510 --> 01:16:14,640 - We... erm... - Erm... 1570 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,010 Er... 1571 01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:18,100 Well, fuck... erm... 1572 01:16:19,010 --> 01:16:21,100 - We... - What did... 1573 01:16:21,270 --> 01:16:22,350 We... 1574 01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:26,229 - We all like soup. - Yep. 1575 01:16:26,850 --> 01:16:28,060 Exactly. 1576 01:16:28,859 --> 01:16:31,489 - You guys coming in? - We're trying. But this guy won't let us. 1577 01:16:31,689 --> 01:16:33,649 What? Don't be silly. Come in. 1578 01:16:33,819 --> 01:16:35,859 These guys are with Hammerhead. 1579 01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:41,989 We've got a bar there. They serve beer, everything. 1580 01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:45,000 - Thanks, Brother David. - Ooh. 1581 01:16:45,159 --> 01:16:47,119 It's just David around here. 1582 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:50,470 - Hammerhead hasn't been on yet, has he? - Mmm, not yet, no. 1583 01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:52,210 His trailer's there. Wanna say hello? 1584 01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,710 - Nothing in the world I want more. - Yes, please. 1585 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,550 - I should probably go and clean this up. - Oh, my God. What is that? 1586 01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:01,020 Oh, nothing. 1587 01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:03,180 Just a massive hole where my nipple used to be. 1588 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:04,850 Yeah, we should get you to a doctor. 1589 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:07,399 No, no, I'll go on my own. You go and meet Hammerhead. 1590 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:10,560 - Are you sure? - Yes. He's your hero. You've gotta go. 1591 01:17:11,319 --> 01:17:13,109 - Thanks, Nick. - Argh! 1592 01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:14,859 - Please. - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 1593 01:17:15,029 --> 01:17:17,119 OK, let's go. Hammerhead awaits. 1594 01:17:18,279 --> 01:17:20,369 Soleil De Volt 1595 01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,890 Just me. 1596 01:17:37,050 --> 01:17:38,760 David, what's going on? 1597 01:17:38,930 --> 01:17:40,970 I was supposed to start my set an hour ago. 1598 01:17:41,350 --> 01:17:43,270 Er...yeah, they're a little bit behind schedule. 1599 01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:45,680 But the good news is that you'll be on soon. 1600 01:17:45,850 --> 01:17:48,189 Anyway, couple of fans wanted to say hello. 1601 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:51,189 Hi. It's an absolute honour, Mr Hammerhead. 1602 01:17:51,359 --> 01:17:53,239 - Hello. I love you. - Cheers. 1603 01:17:53,399 --> 01:17:56,529 If we're not going on now, could you get me some proper food? I'm starving. 1604 01:17:56,779 --> 01:17:58,409 Yeah, I could sort something out. 1605 01:18:00,609 --> 01:18:02,279 Now? Yeah. 1606 01:18:03,779 --> 01:18:06,239 Hey, if you're feeling peckish, I've got just the thing. 1607 01:18:06,409 --> 01:18:08,949 It's a Chaffney bar. It'll fill you right up. 1608 01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:10,289 Chaffney? 1609 01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:13,550 - What the fuck is Chaffney? - It's delicious. You'll love it. 1610 01:18:13,710 --> 01:18:15,800 Go on, then. 1611 01:18:19,010 --> 01:18:20,640 - Mm. - Not bad, eh? 1612 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,510 This is actually pretty good. 1613 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:27,479 If only my Great-Grandmami Agnes knew that one day a superstar DJ 1614 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,020 would tuck into her Chaffney. 1615 01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:31,140 She wouldn't know what a superstar DJ was. 1616 01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:33,770 She lived in a treehouse and had tennis rackets for shoes. 1617 01:18:33,939 --> 01:18:35,649 She was quite seriously mentally ill. 1618 01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,149 I've just gotta say... 1619 01:18:37,319 --> 01:18:39,069 I love everything you've ever done. 1620 01:18:39,239 --> 01:18:41,489 Is it true that you once had a drop so powerful 1621 01:18:41,659 --> 01:18:43,869 that it killed someone on the dancefloor? 1622 01:18:44,029 --> 01:18:45,779 That was just a coincidence. 1623 01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:49,829 Got me trending on Twitter, though. 1624 01:18:51,869 --> 01:18:53,159 Oh, that's amazing. 1625 01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:56,420 You know, I actually write music too. D-Do you wanna hear some? 1626 01:18:56,590 --> 01:18:58,680 I've got some tracks on my phone. 1627 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,189 ♪ Loving, you give me nothing 1628 01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:17,100 ♪ Till I'm black and blue inside 1629 01:19:17,649 --> 01:19:21,569 ♪ You keep me falling, but I'm going all in 1630 01:19:21,739 --> 01:19:24,949 ♪ Cos I still want you tonight... 1631 01:19:25,119 --> 01:19:26,710 Holy shit. 1632 01:20:24,630 --> 01:20:27,220 After everything! I've just wasted all my fucking life! 1633 01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:29,729 - ..if you go through someone's phone. - Fucking Minions. 1634 01:20:29,890 --> 01:20:31,270 How long's it been going on? 1635 01:20:31,430 --> 01:20:33,390 How long has it been fucking going on? 1636 01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:47,909 Order! 1637 01:20:49,579 --> 01:20:50,710 Order! 1638 01:20:53,789 --> 01:20:55,500 Hey. 1639 01:20:55,659 --> 01:20:57,039 Hi. 1640 01:20:57,789 --> 01:20:59,539 I have been looking for you all day. 1641 01:21:00,090 --> 01:21:03,050 - OK. Why? - It's me, Nick. 1642 01:21:03,210 --> 01:21:06,090 You hid in my tent. We had sex in a car. 1643 01:21:07,510 --> 01:21:09,050 Last night. 1644 01:21:09,220 --> 01:21:10,680 Oh, my God! 1645 01:21:10,850 --> 01:21:13,100 Car Dude. 1646 01:21:13,270 --> 01:21:15,479 - How have you been, man? - OK, yeah. 1647 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,390 Er... Mostly been looking for you. 1648 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,520 Last night was fun. 1649 01:21:19,689 --> 01:21:21,189 Fucking fun. 1650 01:21:21,359 --> 01:21:23,199 Oh, my God, I can barely remember anything. 1651 01:21:23,359 --> 01:21:26,279 - I was so fucked. - Me too. 1652 01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:31,859 So, listen, do you wanna, like, get a drink or...? 1653 01:21:32,529 --> 01:21:33,819 Er... No, thanks. 1654 01:21:34,949 --> 01:21:35,909 What? 1655 01:21:36,079 --> 01:21:38,630 I don't wanna get a drink with you. 1656 01:21:39,670 --> 01:21:41,590 Oh. OK, cool. 1657 01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,720 Yeah, that's... 1658 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,260 That's fine. 1659 01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:47,420 OK. 1660 01:21:47,590 --> 01:21:49,430 That's all from me. 1661 01:21:50,140 --> 01:21:51,930 Erm... See... See you. That's it. 1662 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:53,640 See ya. 1663 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:02,520 So with this one, I was trying to mess around with, like, 1664 01:22:02,689 --> 01:22:05,029 a crunchier baseline, you know? 1665 01:22:05,189 --> 01:22:07,439 I think maybe five songs is probably enough for now. 1666 01:22:07,609 --> 01:22:09,029 Sure. Sure. 1667 01:22:09,199 --> 01:22:10,789 - I'll play you the rest later. - Yeah. 1668 01:22:10,949 --> 01:22:12,789 Where the fuck is David? I feel a bit weird. 1669 01:22:12,949 --> 01:22:15,039 - You do look a bit clammy. - Yeah. 1670 01:22:15,199 --> 01:22:17,239 I don't feel good. I feel quite unusual. 1671 01:22:17,409 --> 01:22:19,119 I need to get up, actually. 1672 01:22:19,289 --> 01:22:20,880 Oh, my God. 1673 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:23,880 Yeah. 1674 01:22:24,039 --> 01:22:25,380 Oh, yeah. 1675 01:22:25,550 --> 01:22:27,510 I feel weird. 1676 01:22:32,140 --> 01:22:33,310 Oh, God. 1677 01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:38,100 Can I ask you a question? There's no shellfish in this, is there? 1678 01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:40,060 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Oh, great. 1679 01:22:40,229 --> 01:22:42,270 There is a lot of crabmeat but no shellfish. 1680 01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:44,770 I'm fucking allergic to shellfish. 1681 01:22:45,359 --> 01:22:46,779 Oh, my God. 1682 01:22:46,939 --> 01:22:50,359 I've gotta get this out of me. I've gotta get this out of me! Oh! 1683 01:22:50,529 --> 01:22:51,609 OK, Hammerhead? 1684 01:22:51,779 --> 01:22:54,239 I'm so sorry. My Chaffney's never hurt anyone before. 1685 01:22:56,909 --> 01:22:58,500 What's all the noise? What's going on? 1686 01:22:58,659 --> 01:23:01,199 Hammerhead was hungry. I gave him one of my Chaffney bars. 1687 01:23:01,369 --> 01:23:02,909 Now he's having an allergic reaction. 1688 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:04,920 - Shit. Is he all right? - I'm sure he'll be OK. 1689 01:23:05,090 --> 01:23:06,590 - Is it bad? - Oh, my God! 1690 01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:08,000 - Holy shit! Fuck! 1691 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:10,840 - Let me see. - No, no, no, no. 1692 01:23:11,010 --> 01:23:13,220 No, no. Sit down. Sit down. 1693 01:23:13,390 --> 01:23:14,890 Hammerhead, we're ready for you. 1694 01:23:15,050 --> 01:23:17,590 - Oh, shit. - It's fine. The mask will cover it. 1695 01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:20,890 It won't go on. 1696 01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:22,229 Mr Hammerhead? 1697 01:23:22,390 --> 01:23:24,270 Oh, Jesus, erm... 1698 01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:27,399 - That's not good. - EpiPen. 1699 01:23:27,569 --> 01:23:28,649 - What? - Get me an EpiPen. 1700 01:23:28,819 --> 01:23:30,069 - Excuse me? - The EpiPen. 1701 01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:32,159 - What's he saying? - Pen? He wants a pen? 1702 01:23:32,319 --> 01:23:33,489 Hammerhead? 1703 01:23:33,659 --> 01:23:35,539 There's something in the bag. 1704 01:23:35,699 --> 01:23:37,699 - Allergy pen. - Yes! 1705 01:23:38,159 --> 01:23:39,329 - It's OK. - Get him on the floor! 1706 01:23:39,489 --> 01:23:41,409 - OK, OK. - That's it. 1707 01:23:41,579 --> 01:23:43,250 - Hold him down. - Whoo. 1708 01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:46,010 - I'm gonna pierce the breast plate. - No, no, no, my thigh. 1709 01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:48,260 Put it in my thigh. 1710 01:23:48,630 --> 01:23:50,340 - One... - No... 1711 01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:52,010 - No! - Two... 1712 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:56,630 Three! 1713 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:01,149 - Did it work? - No. 1714 01:24:01,310 --> 01:24:02,810 Mr Hammerhead? 1715 01:24:02,979 --> 01:24:04,109 - What we gonna do? - You go on. 1716 01:24:04,270 --> 01:24:05,350 - What? - Put on the mask 1717 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,729 and pretend to be Hammerhead. 1718 01:24:06,899 --> 01:24:09,279 - I can't do that. - Yes, you can. You know all his tunes. 1719 01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:10,939 - You OK? - We have to do something. 1720 01:24:11,109 --> 01:24:12,819 Look. Hammerhead wants you to do it. 1721 01:24:12,989 --> 01:24:14,949 - No. - I think he does. 1722 01:24:15,109 --> 01:24:16,149 He's a pro. 1723 01:24:16,319 --> 01:24:18,699 He doesn't wanna let the crowd down. He knows you can do it. 1724 01:24:18,869 --> 01:24:21,869 I need to be sure. Hammerhead, shall I go out there? 1725 01:24:22,039 --> 01:24:23,210 Shall I pretend to be you? 1726 01:24:23,579 --> 01:24:24,869 No fucking way. 1727 01:24:26,210 --> 01:24:27,590 Let's do this. 1728 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:36,420 Hey, Hammerhead! It's an honour to finally meet you. 1729 01:24:36,890 --> 01:24:38,680 You all set? 1730 01:24:39,390 --> 01:24:40,770 Oh, yeah, good to go. 1731 01:24:41,220 --> 01:24:42,600 Wait, Lick. You're coming? 1732 01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:44,439 Yeah, he said I could watch from the wings. 1733 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,939 OK, whatever. Right this way, sir. 1734 01:24:49,859 --> 01:24:51,449 I can do this, right? 1735 01:24:51,779 --> 01:24:52,819 I can do this, yeah. 1736 01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:56,029 OK. Just gotta be Hammerhead. Just gotta be Hammerhead. It's easy. 1737 01:24:56,489 --> 01:25:00,409 Hammerhead! Hammerhead! Hammerhead! 1738 01:25:00,869 --> 01:25:01,909 Hammerhead! 1739 01:25:03,289 --> 01:25:05,210 Hammerhead, man, you know. 1740 01:25:05,369 --> 01:25:07,079 Wahgwan, my G. 1741 01:25:08,380 --> 01:25:10,550 Give me some love. What's going on with you guys? 1742 01:25:10,710 --> 01:25:13,590 Something's wrong. You're moving like an imposter fish right now. 1743 01:25:15,220 --> 01:25:16,350 You OK, Mr Hammerhead? 1744 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,510 - Nick, Nick. - He's lost his voice. 1745 01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:21,890 - You know the thing. - Also, he's got a tender wrist. 1746 01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:24,140 Too much of this. 1747 01:25:27,939 --> 01:25:29,859 Scratching. I didn't mean wanking. 1748 01:25:30,310 --> 01:25:32,810 You're moving kinky, blud. I'm done. I'm gone. 1749 01:25:32,979 --> 01:25:34,819 All right, the riser's down there. 1750 01:25:34,989 --> 01:25:37,409 - Have a good show. - OK. Thanks for the directions. 1751 01:25:37,569 --> 01:25:39,489 - Shit, shit. - Shane, you've done it. 1752 01:25:39,949 --> 01:25:43,079 I don't know. I've met Hammerhead. That's all I wanted. This is scary. 1753 01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:46,449 Fear is just your body telling you not to do something dangerous. 1754 01:25:46,619 --> 01:25:47,710 That doesn't make sense. 1755 01:25:47,869 --> 01:25:50,289 You can do this. I believe in you. 1756 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:52,840 Positive mental attitude. Positive mental attitude. 1757 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,680 Right, let's go. 1758 01:25:57,130 --> 01:26:00,050 Hammerhead! Hammerhead! Hammerhead! 1759 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:07,810 - Gordy. - Nick. 1760 01:26:07,979 --> 01:26:09,319 - All right, mate? - Yeah. 1761 01:26:09,770 --> 01:26:11,689 - What are you doing in there? - In here? No idea. 1762 01:26:11,859 --> 01:26:14,279 But I will tell you this. No more ketamine for me. 1763 01:26:14,439 --> 01:26:15,689 - Right. - No more. 1764 01:26:16,149 --> 01:26:18,359 - Bad Gordy. Too much ketamine. - OK. 1765 01:26:18,819 --> 01:26:20,699 - Do you wanna come and watch Hammerhead? - Erm...no. 1766 01:26:20,859 --> 01:26:22,399 I'm gonna get a bit more kip in here. 1767 01:26:22,869 --> 01:26:25,039 Don't tell anyone, but Hammerhead is actually Shane. 1768 01:26:25,489 --> 01:26:26,659 Cool. 1769 01:26:26,829 --> 01:26:28,750 - Have you got any ketamine? - No. 1770 01:26:28,909 --> 01:26:30,909 See you later, Gordy. 1771 01:26:31,369 --> 01:26:33,000 Hammerhead! 1772 01:26:51,899 --> 01:26:53,689 Hi, guys. Can you believe we're backstage? 1773 01:26:53,979 --> 01:26:57,649 Nick, you are toxic and triggering, and if you take one step closer to Lucy, 1774 01:26:57,819 --> 01:26:59,779 I swear to God, I will strike you with a punch. 1775 01:26:59,949 --> 01:27:01,579 Jesus, Rex, stop. 1776 01:27:02,029 --> 01:27:03,409 I'm not going to have sex with you. 1777 01:27:03,869 --> 01:27:06,039 - What? - And wash your foreskin, Rex. It stinks. 1778 01:27:06,199 --> 01:27:07,659 Caitlin, can I have a quick word? 1779 01:27:08,119 --> 01:27:09,789 - What? - I just wanted to say sorry. 1780 01:27:10,250 --> 01:27:12,250 For graduation and for this weekend. 1781 01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:14,380 - And for everything, really. - Oh. 1782 01:27:14,539 --> 01:27:16,539 We split up and I'm OK with that. 1783 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,789 Yeah. I mean, we can still be friends. 1784 01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:20,970 Oh, God, let's not be friends! 1785 01:27:21,130 --> 01:27:24,300 - Ugh, friends? - You're right. What's gonna happen? 1786 01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:28,140 We hang out and play FIFA and I start crying because I miss you. 1787 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,520 - Being friends with an ex is the worst. - The worst. 1788 01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:34,569 Let's not do that. Let's have a nasty, difficult, immature break-up. 1789 01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:38,569 Yes. You are selfish and anal, and we are not friends. 1790 01:27:39,029 --> 01:27:40,029 Not friends. 1791 01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:44,819 I can do this. I can do this. 1792 01:27:44,989 --> 01:27:47,369 It's fine. I can do this. 1793 01:27:54,539 --> 01:27:56,539 I can do anything. I can do anything. 1794 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,289 I can do anything. 1795 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,510 Oh, shit. 1796 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:10,810 Shit. The music. 1797 01:28:10,970 --> 01:28:12,890 Oh, erm... 1798 01:28:19,229 --> 01:28:20,939 {\i1}Look at his face.{\i0} 1799 01:28:21,689 --> 01:28:23,609 What do I do? What do I do now? 1800 01:28:23,779 --> 01:28:25,869 I'll just twiddle some buttons. 1801 01:28:30,869 --> 01:28:32,159 Yeah! 1802 01:28:35,369 --> 01:28:37,960 This is the best night of my life! 1803 01:28:49,010 --> 01:28:50,350 Do you like soup? 1804 01:28:50,510 --> 01:28:53,010 Oh, sorry it took so long. You know those queues are... 1805 01:28:53,180 --> 01:28:54,220 Ugh! What the fuck? 1806 01:28:54,390 --> 01:28:55,600 Ah! Great. You're back. 1807 01:28:55,770 --> 01:28:57,359 Well, I'll just get out of your hair. 1808 01:28:57,810 --> 01:28:59,229 - What the hell happened? - Oh, nothing. 1809 01:28:59,689 --> 01:29:01,529 A little mishap involving some crabmeat. 1810 01:29:01,689 --> 01:29:04,859 - Isn't that right, Mr Hammerhead? - He can't go out there like this! 1811 01:29:05,319 --> 01:29:07,489 Don't worry about that. Shane's gone out there instead. 1812 01:29:07,659 --> 01:29:09,909 What? Are you insane? 1813 01:29:10,369 --> 01:29:12,789 Glasshouses, mate. You fucked a goat. 1814 01:29:29,890 --> 01:29:31,350 I didn't know you knew Hammerhead. 1815 01:29:31,810 --> 01:29:33,479 Er... Yeah. 1816 01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:40,729 He's a bit geeky. 1817 01:29:41,189 --> 01:29:42,729 Er... Yeah. 1818 01:29:48,989 --> 01:29:50,579 We've gotta pull the gig. 1819 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:51,859 Why? He's killing it. 1820 01:29:52,029 --> 01:29:54,199 Yeah, well, that's not the real Hammerhead. 1821 01:29:54,369 --> 01:29:56,750 - What? - That is not the real Hammerhead. 1822 01:29:56,909 --> 01:29:58,199 That is. 1823 01:29:58,369 --> 01:29:59,789 I think it's going down. 1824 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,800 Holy shit. Don't worry. I'm gonna fix this. 1825 01:30:07,130 --> 01:30:08,340 - Hey. - Oh, shit. 1826 01:30:08,510 --> 01:30:10,350 Hey, get off the stage, arsehole. Fun's over. 1827 01:30:10,510 --> 01:30:13,300 - I'm Hammerhead. - You're not Hammerhead. Let's go. 1828 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,640 - I'm Hammerhead. - You're not Hammerhead. 1829 01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:21,810 - You're not Hammerhead. - I'm Hammerhead! 1830 01:30:21,979 --> 01:30:23,310 Stop! Look, this is my moment! 1831 01:30:24,729 --> 01:30:27,399 Holy shit. It's Dougie! 1832 01:30:27,569 --> 01:30:29,489 I've seen his bell-end! 1833 01:30:33,369 --> 01:30:34,710 Oh, shit. 1834 01:30:34,869 --> 01:30:36,460 - Nick, Nick, help! - Come on, get off. 1835 01:30:36,619 --> 01:30:37,750 - Don't push me. - Oi, Pirate. 1836 01:30:37,909 --> 01:30:39,159 Fuck you, Lick. 1837 01:30:39,329 --> 01:30:42,289 Hammerhead can't DJ, cos he ate a horsemeat and crab bar, 1838 01:30:42,460 --> 01:30:44,500 but Shane can and it's his dream. 1839 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:47,750 - Please let him DJ. - Yeah, fuck off, you fucking idiot. 1840 01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:51,840 Fine. I wouldn't normally hit anyone, let alone anyone with a disability. 1841 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:53,590 You fucking pervert. 1842 01:30:54,050 --> 01:30:56,300 - Yeah, you gonna hit me? - Nick, what do I do? 1843 01:30:56,470 --> 01:30:58,560 - I'm a bit busy. - I can't hear you. What? 1844 01:30:58,729 --> 01:31:00,520 - Just a bit busy. - I can't hear you. 1845 01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:01,899 - Play your stuff. - What? 1846 01:31:02,060 --> 01:31:03,649 - Bit busy. - I think I'm gonna play my stuff. 1847 01:31:03,810 --> 01:31:05,479 I'm sick of your bullshit! 1848 01:31:13,569 --> 01:31:15,159 ♪ Push 'em up 1849 01:31:15,329 --> 01:31:17,500 ♪ Push 'em up 1850 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:20,590 ♪ Push 'em up 1851 01:31:20,789 --> 01:31:22,670 ♪ Push 'em up 1852 01:31:23,119 --> 01:31:26,710 - Fuck you, Lick! - My name is... Nick. 1853 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,010 Oi! That's not fair! You're part machine! 1854 01:31:29,460 --> 01:31:32,340 - There's a fucking N in it! - Agh. 1855 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:36,310 Let go! What are you doing? Let go! Let go! 1856 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,270 Oh, dear. 1857 01:31:39,430 --> 01:31:41,020 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 1858 01:31:41,180 --> 01:31:43,180 Amy, throw me the leg. 1859 01:31:44,229 --> 01:31:46,149 Pirate. Are you gonna let Shane DJ? 1860 01:31:46,310 --> 01:31:48,479 I'm not gonna haggle for my body part, you arsehole. 1861 01:31:48,819 --> 01:31:51,819 - You are making me do this, I'm afraid. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1862 01:31:51,989 --> 01:31:54,079 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1863 01:31:54,489 --> 01:31:56,659 No! 1864 01:31:56,819 --> 01:31:58,699 It's not a beach ball! 1865 01:31:59,949 --> 01:32:01,329 This time you {\i1}did{\i0} steal The Pirate's leg. 1866 01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:03,340 Yeah. I should do something about that. 1867 01:32:03,789 --> 01:32:06,210 No, fuck him. I'm glad we're friends again, Nick. 1868 01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:15,170 This is gonna make such a good story! 1869 01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:17,630 This is amazing. They like my stuff. 1870 01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:19,520 Because it's great. 1871 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,060 - So what now? - Who cares? 1872 01:32:21,470 --> 01:32:23,310 Yeah. Who cares? 1873 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,439 - Shane, you're amazing. - I think you're amazing. 1874 01:32:27,609 --> 01:32:29,699 - Can I kiss you? - Can I kiss you? 1875 01:32:35,199 --> 01:32:36,369 That's my son. 1876 01:32:37,369 --> 01:32:39,289 That's my son! 1877 01:32:46,460 --> 01:32:48,920 I fucking love festivals! 1878 01:32:53,340 --> 01:32:55,880 Oh, shit. Shane, we've gotta go. 1879 01:32:56,050 --> 01:32:58,890 - Oh, shit. What we gonna do? - We could make a run for it. 1880 01:32:59,050 --> 01:33:01,090 - I'm happy to run. - In that case, we should run. 1881 01:33:01,260 --> 01:33:02,640 Which way? 1882 01:33:02,810 --> 01:33:03,979 That way? 1883 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:07,850 - We could crowd-surf off. - Reminds me of the time I nearly drowned. 1884 01:33:08,020 --> 01:33:10,649 - Have I ever told you that story? - Tell us later! 1885 01:33:24,079 --> 01:33:26,170 Oh, God. 1886 01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:40,600 Yes, Mum, yes. No, no caution this time. 1887 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,470 Well, cos he hit me first. 1888 01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:45,479 No, he didn't take my leg, but only cos he couldn't. 1889 01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,770 Just sounds like you're on his side, that's all. 1890 01:33:47,939 --> 01:33:51,189 ..there's a Stilton tent, which is literally a tent made of Stilton. 1891 01:33:51,359 --> 01:33:52,739 - It stinks. - It sounds amazing. 1892 01:33:52,899 --> 01:33:54,279 OK, guys, here are your tickets. 1893 01:33:54,439 --> 01:33:55,569 Er...I'm down there. 1894 01:33:56,029 --> 01:33:59,529 - We're not together? - No, you two are too...together. 1895 01:33:59,699 --> 01:34:02,449 - Wait, Nick. These are... - I know. They're so much cheaper. 1896 01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:10,750 - Hello. - Hello. 1897 01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:12,880 - Tickets, please. - Oh, f... 1898 01:34:13,039 --> 01:34:16,710 Right, I've gotta go and hide in the toilets. Don't go anywhere. 1899 01:34:17,260 --> 01:34:18,260 ♪ Whoo 1900 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,510 ♪ Get on your feet, boys 1901 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:24,140 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up if you're ever gonna make it! 1902 01:34:24,310 --> 01:34:26,439 ♪ Get on your feet, girls 1903 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:30,229 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up if you're ever gonna make it! 1904 01:34:30,399 --> 01:34:32,779 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up, rip it up 1905 01:34:33,149 --> 01:34:35,899 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up, rip it up 1906 01:34:44,869 --> 01:34:46,119 Aargh... 1907 01:34:47,579 --> 01:34:49,369 ♪ Get on your feet, boys 1908 01:34:49,579 --> 01:34:51,670 Do you have showers here? 1909 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:53,750 No. 1910 01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:56,010 Do you sell wet wipes? 1911 01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:59,090 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up if you're ever gonna make it 1912 01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:01,260 ♪ Get on your feet, boys 1913 01:35:01,430 --> 01:35:05,229 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up if you're ever gonna make it 1914 01:35:05,390 --> 01:35:07,979 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up, rip it up 1915 01:35:08,390 --> 01:35:10,770 ♪ Rip it up, rip it up, rip it up... 1916 01:35:16,770 --> 01:35:18,520 ♪ Woke up and I felt all vibey 1917 01:35:18,689 --> 01:35:20,109 ♪ Woke up and I felt all lively 1918 01:35:20,279 --> 01:35:21,869 ♪ Woke up, I was, like, cor blimey 1919 01:35:22,029 --> 01:35:23,529 ♪ Got a whole lot of vibe inside me 1920 01:35:23,699 --> 01:35:25,239 ♪ My nuts were a little bit grimy 1921 01:35:25,409 --> 01:35:26,909 ♪ My guts were a little bit slimy 1922 01:35:27,079 --> 01:35:28,500 ♪ Washed up and made myself tidy 1923 01:35:28,659 --> 01:35:30,119 ♪ Now I'm spick and span and I'm shiny 1924 01:35:30,289 --> 01:35:32,170 ♪ Then I said, Jesus Lord, please guide me 1925 01:35:32,329 --> 01:35:33,869 ♪ Don't let these pussy-o's try me 1926 01:35:34,039 --> 01:35:35,539 ♪ Don't wanna see me get fiery 1927 01:35:35,710 --> 01:35:37,130 ♪ God, I know that you won't deny me 1928 01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:38,930 ♪ Let me know everything is irie 1929 01:35:39,090 --> 01:35:40,760 ♪ He said, Dun know that I'm your guy, G 1930 01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,460 ♪ I said, Amen, and I thank you kindly 1931 01:35:42,630 --> 01:35:44,720 ♪ Then I hopped in the whip all smiley 1932 01:35:45,180 --> 01:35:47,600 ♪ Catching the vibe Out here patterning vibes 1933 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,180 ♪ Might get Ghost for the weekend 1934 01:35:49,350 --> 01:35:51,520 ♪ Grab one yatty and go for a ride 1935 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,020 ♪ Catching the vibe 1936 01:35:53,189 --> 01:35:54,520 ♪ I'm so happy inside 1937 01:35:54,689 --> 01:35:56,189 ♪ I don't know about them man there 1938 01:35:56,359 --> 01:35:57,779 ♪ But I'm so gassed I'm alive 1939 01:35:57,939 --> 01:35:59,359 ♪ I've been waiting for so long 1940 01:35:59,529 --> 01:36:00,909 ♪ To pattern a vibe, it's true 1941 01:36:01,069 --> 01:36:02,819 ♪ Now that I caught this I ain't gonna let go 1942 01:36:02,989 --> 01:36:04,239 ♪ Until the whole night's through 1943 01:36:04,409 --> 01:36:06,579 ♪ Cos I've been waiting for so long {\i1}♪ So long{\i0} 1944 01:36:06,739 --> 01:36:08,699 ♪ To catch a vibe with you, yeah 1945 01:36:08,869 --> 01:36:10,250 ♪ So, if you want to catch my wave 1946 01:36:10,409 --> 01:36:12,539 ♪ Maybe you can come my way Yeah, yeah 1947 01:36:12,710 --> 01:36:14,880 ♪ Creeper And I feel like a right proper geezer 1948 01:36:15,039 --> 01:36:16,670 ♪ Hold on, let me get a little deeper 1949 01:36:16,829 --> 01:36:18,460 ♪ Let me tell you how my day gets sweeter 1950 01:36:18,630 --> 01:36:20,090 ♪ Got a ting over there I don't cheat her 1951 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,250 ♪ Got a ting I just poke, I don't tweet her 1952 01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:23,710 ♪ Roll up to the spot, then I beep her 1953 01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:25,630 ♪ Roll up to the spot, on time like the Reaper 1954 01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,130 ♪ Open the door then I greet her 1955 01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:28,840 ♪ I say, Wahgwan, my siñorita 1956 01:36:29,010 --> 01:36:30,350 ♪ You look like a right little keeper 1957 01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:32,100 ♪ Wanna get you a bevy and feed ya 1958 01:36:32,270 --> 01:36:33,609 ♪ Better buckle up tight cos I need ya 1959 01:36:33,770 --> 01:36:35,609 ♪ Like your birthday, the way I'm gonna treat ya 1960 01:36:35,770 --> 01:36:37,310 ♪ Got a whole lot of bass in my speaker 1961 01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:39,819 ♪ And you're rolling with a rasclart overachiever 1962 01:36:39,979 --> 01:36:41,149 ♪ Catching the vibe 1963 01:36:41,319 --> 01:36:42,659 ♪ Out here patterning vibes 1964 01:36:42,819 --> 01:36:44,149 ♪ Might get Ghost for the weekend 1965 01:36:44,319 --> 01:36:46,449 ♪ Grab one yatty and go for a ride 1966 01:36:46,609 --> 01:36:47,689 ♪ Catching the vibe 1967 01:36:47,869 --> 01:36:49,619 ♪ I'm so happy inside 1968 01:36:49,779 --> 01:36:51,069 ♪ I don't know about them man there 1969 01:36:51,239 --> 01:36:52,699 ♪ But I'm so gassed I'm alive 1970 01:36:52,869 --> 01:36:54,119 ♪ I've been waiting for so long 1971 01:36:54,289 --> 01:36:55,750 ♪ To pattern a vibe, it's true 1972 01:36:55,920 --> 01:36:57,590 ♪ Now that I caught this I ain't gonna let go 1973 01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,039 ♪ Until the whole night's through 1974 01:36:59,210 --> 01:37:01,460 ♪ Cos I've been waiting for so long {\i1}♪ So long{\i0} 1975 01:37:01,630 --> 01:37:03,550 ♪ To catch a vibe with you, yeah 1976 01:37:03,710 --> 01:37:05,130 ♪ So, if you want to catch my wave 1977 01:37:05,300 --> 01:37:07,300 ♪ Maybe you can come my way Yeah, yeah 1978 01:37:07,470 --> 01:37:08,560 ♪ If you wanna ride 1979 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,010 ♪ Come, we can pattern a vibe 1980 01:37:10,180 --> 01:37:11,600 ♪ I've been waiting all my life 1981 01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:14,010 ♪ So, we gotta get it right Yeah, yeah 1982 01:37:14,180 --> 01:37:15,220 ♪ If you wanna ride 1983 01:37:15,390 --> 01:37:17,020 ♪ Come, we can pattern it right 1984 01:37:17,189 --> 01:37:18,779 ♪ I'm just celebrating life 1985 01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:20,109 ♪ I'll be doing this all night 1986 01:37:20,270 --> 01:37:22,229 ♪ Just catching the vibe 1987 01:37:22,399 --> 01:37:23,689 ♪ Out here patterning vibes 1988 01:37:23,859 --> 01:37:25,109 ♪ Might get Ghost for the weekend 1989 01:37:25,279 --> 01:37:27,369 ♪ Grab one yatty and go for a ride 1990 01:37:27,739 --> 01:37:28,989 ♪ Catching the vibe 1991 01:37:29,159 --> 01:37:30,539 ♪ I'm so happy inside 1992 01:37:30,699 --> 01:37:32,199 ♪ I don't know about them man there 1993 01:37:32,369 --> 01:37:33,829 ♪ But I'm so cussed I'm alive 1994 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:35,539 ♪ I've been waiting for so long 1995 01:37:35,710 --> 01:37:37,840 ♪ To catch a vibe with you, yeah 1996 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,289 ♪ So, if you want to catch my wave 1997 01:37:39,460 --> 01:37:41,550 ♪ Maybe you can come my way Yeah, yeah 1998 01:37:48,550 --> 01:37:49,680 ♪ Catching the vibe 1999 01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:51,760 ♪ Out here patterning vibes 2000 01:37:51,930 --> 01:37:53,060 ♪ Catching the vibe 2001 01:37:53,220 --> 01:37:55,100 ♪ Out here patterning vibes 2002 01:37:55,270 --> 01:37:55,729 ♪ Catching the vibe 144514

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