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( theme music playing )
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IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN
FOLLOWING EVENTS VERY CLOSELY,
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YOU MIGHT THINK
THAT THESE ARTICLES
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THAT I AM PACKING
INTO WINE CRATES,
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ARE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS.
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IF THEY WERE, I WOULD NOT
BE HANDLING THEM SO GINGERLY
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AT HALF PAST 1:00
IN THE MORNING.
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THESE THINGS ARE,
IN FACT,
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MANUFACTURED
FROM HIGH EXPLOSIVES,
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TAKEN FROM
TWO GERMAN LAND MINES.
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BEFORE LONG, NO DOUBT,
THE MEMBERS OF THE RESISTANCE
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WILL BE STANDING
ON RAILWAY BRIDGES,
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LIGHTING THESE PRICKLY FUSES,
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AND THROWING THE WHOLE THING
DOWN THE FUNNEL
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OF SOME PASSING,
FAST MOVING, EXPRESS TRAIN,
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WHICH EXPLAINS
WHY OUR RAILWAYS
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ARE NOT RUNNING TO TIME
THESE DAYS.
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THE TWO LAND MINES
THAT I MENTIONED,
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ARE NOW EMPTY OF DYNAMITE,
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AND WILL SHORTLY BE FILLED
WITH TWO BRITISH AIRMEN,
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WHO ARE HIDING NEARBY.
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CAN YOU GUESS WHERE?
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- HELLO.
- HELLO.
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Yvette:
RENE, RENE.
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THAT IS YVETTE,
ONE OF MY WAITRESSES.
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NATURALLY, SHE CANNOT
KEEP HER HANDS OFF ME,
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ALTHOUGH I DO NOT
ENCOURAGE HER.
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I AM DOWN HERE, MY SWEET.
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OH, RENE,
I COULD NOT SLEEP.
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I WAS HAVING A NIBBLE
IN THE LARDER,
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AMONGST THE KNOCKWURST
SAUSAGES
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AND SUDDENLY,
I THOUGHT OF YOU.
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YVETTE, YOU MUST NOT
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LET YOUR MIND DWELL ON ME.
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AFTER ALL, I AM NEARLY
20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
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WHEN I AM 90,
YOU WILL STILL ONLY BE 70.
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I WILL STILL FEEL THE SAME.
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NOT TO ME, YOU WON'T.
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OH, RENE, HOLD ME
FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT.
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CRUSH YOUR NIGHTGOWN
TO MY NIGHTGOWN.
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WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT,
I CANNOT SAY NO.
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OH, RRR-RENE.
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I CAN FEEL
THE BOLD EMBROIDERY
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OF YOUR NIGHTGOWN
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IMPRESSING ITSELF
UPON MY BOSOM.
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OH, YVETTE,
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HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
OF THE EXCITEMENT
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THAT STIRS WITHIN ME
WHEN I CRUSH
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YOUR STARCHED LINEN
NIGHTDRESS IN MY HAND?
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YES, I HAVE.
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MY GOD, YOU HAVE
LIT THE FUSE.
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HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED
TO HEAR THOSE WORDS
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FROM YOUR SENSUOUS LIPS.
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Edith:
RENE?
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RENE--
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RENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE VERY NEARLY HAD
A BIG BANG IN THE CELLAR.
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IT IS NOW ONE HOUR
SINCE THE BELL
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FELL UPON VON SMALLHAUSEN.
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I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED SOME
WHIMPERING NOISE FROM HIM.
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THERE IS NOT MUCH ROOM
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FOR AIR TO BE ADMITTED
THROUGH THIS SMALL CRACK,
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PERHAPS HE HAS SUFFOCATED.
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I SEE HIS HAND PROTRUDING.
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TREAD ON IT.
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AARGHH!
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HE'S ALIVE.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
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HERR VON SMALLHAUSEN?
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BONG ONCE FOR YES,
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AND TWICE FOR NO.
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( one bong )
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DO YOU WISH
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TO HAVE A HAM SANDWICH?
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( one bong )
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WITH MUSTARD?
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( two bongs )
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HOLD THE MUSTARD.
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HERR FLICK,
THE SANDWICH
IS TOO THICK
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TO GO THROUGH
THE CRACK.
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THEN REMOVE THE HAM.
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HE HAS TAKEN IT.
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THE LASHINGS
ARE IN PLACE.
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ASSIST ME
WITH THE PULLING.
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HERR FLICK,
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DID YOU SEE ANYTHING
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WHEN YOU WERE SUSPENDED
BY THE CLAPPERS?
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DESPITE THE FACT
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THAT MY EYES
WERE WATERING
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DUE TO THE DRAFT BLOWING
THROUGH THE OPEN APERTURE,
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I SAW SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS
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IN THE BUILDER'S YARD
NEXT TO THE CAFE.
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WE WILL INVESTIGATE
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WHEN WE HAVE RELEASED
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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I HAVE A VERY SORE HEAD.
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THAT IS THE LEAST
OF YOUR PROBLEMS.
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YOU HAVE BEEN
SQUASHED WELL BELOW
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THE MINIMUM HEIGHT
REQUIRED
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FOR MEMBERS
OF THE GESTAPO.
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LET ME HAVE
YOUR RESIGNATION
IN THE MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING, COLONEL.
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GRUBER, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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TO KNOCK GENTLY
BEFORE YOU ENTER?
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YOU PUT ME OFF MY SHOT.
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SORRY, COLONEL.
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NOW, HAVE YOU FOUND
THE LAND MINES?
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I HAVE DRIVEN
ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE
IN MY LITTLE TANK.
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THERE IS NOT
A WHISPER OF THEM.
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THE GENERAL IS NOT
GOING TO LIKE THIS.
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YOU DO NOT SEEM
VERY CONCERNED, COLONEL.
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WHY SHOULD I?
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I TOLD HIM I DELEGATED
THE TASK TO YOU,
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AND YOU HAVE FAILED!
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COLONEL, I HAVE
MOST IMPORTANT NEWS.
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IN COMPLIANCE
WITH YOUR ORDERS,
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I HAVE BEEN SPYING
ON HERR FLICK.
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AS A RESULT,
I CAN TELL YOU HE BELIEVES
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HE KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS
OF THE MISSING LAND MINES.
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WELL DONE, HELGA.
WHERE ARE THEY?
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IN THE BUILDERS' YARD
ADJACENT TO RENE'S CAFE.
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GOOD. I WILL CONVEY THIS
TO THE GENERAL.
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NO, I WILL CONVEY
THIS TO THE GENERAL.
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BUT YOU DELEGATED ME
TO FIND THE LAND MINES.
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I CONVEY
THE GOOD NEWS.
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JUNIOR OFFICERS
CONVEY THE BAD NEWS.
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( door opens )
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MIMI, HAVE YOU
NOT FINISHED WRITING
THOSE MENUS OUT YET?
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IT TAKES
A LONG TIME, RENE.
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I'M USING MY VERY BEST
JOINED-UP HANDWRITING,
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AND EVERY TIME
I LOOK UP AND SEE YOU,
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I GO ALL WOBBLY.
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IT IS ONLY
TO BE EXPECTED.
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IF I DID NOT
CONTROL MY CHARISMA,
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THERE WOULD BE NO WORK
DONE ROUND HERE AT ALL.
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YOU DO NOT HAVE
FOUR F's IN STROGANOFF.
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MIMI, GO AT ONCE
INTO THE KITCHEN.
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PEEL THE POTATOES,
SCRUB THE FLOOR,
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AND WASH UP
ALL THOSE DIRTY PANS.
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WHAT ABOUT MY HANDS?
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WASH THOSE, AS WELL.
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UH, WH-- WHAT IS
THE MATTER, EDITH?
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I WANTED TO SEE
YOU ALONE, RENE.
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OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?
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YOU HAVE DONE
NOTHING, RENE.
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YOU HAVE JUST
BEEN YOUR BRAVE,
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LONG-SUFFERING SELF,
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AND I HAVE NOT
BEEN WORTHY OF YOU.
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I BEHAVE LIKE A JEALOUS
YOUNG GIRL
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EVERY TIME I SEE
ANOTHER WOMAN COME NEAR YOU.
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YET ALL THE WHILE,
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE FAITHFUL
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AND HAVE EYES ONLY FOR ME.
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AND TO THINK, LAST NIGHT,
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YOU WERE RISKING YOUR LIFE
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BEING BLOWN UP BY AN EXPLODING
CHRISTMAS PUDDING.
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AND THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT WAS
RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND--
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INSTEAD OF ADMIRING
YOUR BRAVERY-- WAS,
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"IS HE KNOCKING UP
THAT BARMAID?"
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OH, EDITH,
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WHAT A TREASURE
I HAVE IN YOU.
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I LOOK AT
YOUR BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG FACE,
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HIDDEN BY ALL THOSE
CAREWORN LINES,
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MY HEARTMISSES A BEAT.
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OH, RENE,
DO YOU STILL FEEL
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THE SAME SURGE
OF EXCITEMENT
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AS YOU DID
ON THE FIRST NIGHT
OF OUR HONEYMOON?
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YOU MEAN WHEN
THE HOTEL CAUGHT FIRE?
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YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
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YOU CARRIED ME,
UNCONSCIOUS,
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TO SAFETY IN YOUR ARMS.
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I COULD NOT GET
YOUR WEDDING RING OFF.
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ALWAYS THE JOKER,
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ALWAYS TRYING TO HIDE
YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
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IT IS NOT EASY,
EDITH.
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OH, GO AWAY,
WE ARE NOT YET OPEN.
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WE MUST LET HER IN.
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IT MAY BE VITALLY IMPORTANT.
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT,
WE ARE LISTENING
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VERY CAREFULLY,
SO GET ON WITH IT.
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THE LAND MINES
WILL BE TRANSPORTED
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TO THE WAREHOUSE TONIGHT.
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MAKE SURE THE AIRMEN
ARE INSIDE BY 1800 HOURS.
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I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET RID OF THEM.
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OH, AND I NEED
TWO CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS,
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TO DROP DOWN THE FUNNEL
OF THE 12:30 EXPRESS.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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AS I THOUGHT,
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
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SOMEBODY HAS TAMPERED
WITH IT, HERR FLICK.
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LOOK INSIDE. FOR ONCE,
VON SMALLHAUSEN,
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I BELIEVEYOU MAY BE RIGHT.
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THE EXPLOSIVE SUBSTANCE
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HAS BEEN REMOVED.
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IN ITS PLACE,
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I SEE A PARACHUTE.
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WHAT IS YOUR CONCLUSION?
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SOMEBODY HAS PUT IT THERE,
HERR FLICK.
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WE WILL OCCUPY THESE
EMPTY LAND MINES.
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IT IS MY OPINION THAT
UNDER COVER OF THE DARKNESS,
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THE RESISTANCE
WILL TRANSPORT THEM
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TO THEIR SECRET
HEADQUARTERS.
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AS SOON AS WE HEAR
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SOMEBODY SPEAKING
IN THE FRENCH TONGUE,
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WE WILL LEAP OUT,
SUBDUE THEM, ARREST THEM,
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AND MARCH THEM
TO GESTAPO HOUSE.
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WE ARE VERY BRAVE,
ARE WE NOT, HERR FLICK?
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WE ARE MAD AS HATTERS.
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BUT THAT IS
THE GESTAPO FOR YOU.
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INTO ACTION.
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C'MON, GO, GO!
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GET A MOVE, YOU!
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SHUT UP, YOU NO GOOD
FOR NOTHING.
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YOU WANNA
INVADE THE ENGLAND?
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All:
Sí, Sí.
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IF CAESAR CAN DO IT,
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WE CAN DO IT.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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NOW, TO INVADE ENGLAND,
YOU MUST BE FIT.
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I MAKE YOU FIT,
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WITH THE MUSCLES
LIKE THE IRON.
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BEND THE KNEES.
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BEND THE KNEES!
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DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
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( men groan )
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KNEES STRAIGHT.
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( groaning )
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BEND THE KNEES.
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KNEES STRAIGHT.
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KNEES BEND,
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KNEES STRAIGHT.
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KNEES-- HEY!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THESE MEN?
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GET ON YOUR FEET.
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NOW YOU MAKE
THE ARMS AND THE LEGS
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JUMP THE STRIDE.
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LIKE THIS.
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HUPA, HUPA, HUPA.
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00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,670
NOW IS YOUR TURN.
239
00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,371
ARMS AND LEGS STRIDE.
240
00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:42,973
BEGIN. HUPA, HUPA.
241
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:47,344
ABSOLUTE SHOWER.
242
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:48,746
IGNORE THEM.
243
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,522
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
244
00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:00,490
WELL DONE, HELGA.
245
00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,329
NOW THAT WE HAVE
FOUND THEM,
246
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:08,032
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THEM?
247
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:10,233
WE MUST DELIVER THEM
TO THE AIR BASE.
248
00:12:10,235 --> 00:12:12,069
WHAT IF THEY
ARE BOOBY-TRAPPED?
249
00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:14,204
A GOOD POINT, HELGA.
250
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:15,940
YOU ARE WORKING WELL TODAY.
251
00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:20,544
WHY DO WE NOT ORDER
252
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,580
CAPTAIN ALBERTO
AND HIS MEN
253
00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,615
TO CARRY OUT
THE REMOVAL
OPERATION?
254
00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:26,349
A GOOD IDEA, GRUBER.
255
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,785
THEN, IF THEY BLOW UP,
256
00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:30,654
IT WILL GET THAT DREADFUL
ITALIAN OFF OUR BACKS.
257
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,991
I'M WORKING
VERY WELL TOO.
258
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,331
BREATHE OUT,
259
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,634
BREATHE IN.
260
00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,435
CAPTAIN ALBERTO,
261
00:12:45,437 --> 00:12:47,304
WE HAVE A LITTLE JOB
FOR YOU.
262
00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:50,173
ME, MY MEN,
WE IN GREAT CONDITION.
WE READY FOR ANYTHING.
263
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:54,578
CAPITANO, THE MEN
ALL BREATHE IN,
264
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,213
WHEN THEY BREATHE OUT?
265
00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,815
YOU NO MUCK ABOUT.
266
00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,218
WE GOT THE JOB TO DO.
267
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,020
MAKE THE LISTENING GOOD.
OKAY, COLONEL,
268
00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:04,888
TELL THE BOYS.
269
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:06,790
GRUBER,
YOU TELL THEM.
270
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,227
MY NAME IS
LIEUTENANT GRUBER.
271
00:13:10,229 --> 00:13:11,795
HEY,
NICE BOOTS, EH?
272
00:13:11,797 --> 00:13:13,497
HE'S A PRETTY BOY.
273
00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,332
I WANT
THAT MAN'S NAME.
274
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,267
I BET YOU DO.
275
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,303
GET ON WITH IT,
GRUBER.
276
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:29,312
WE HAVE FOUND
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
277
00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:30,881
WE WANT YOU
278
00:13:30,883 --> 00:13:32,816
TO PUT THEM
ON YOUR TRUCK,
279
00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:34,752
AND TAKE THEM
280
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,419
TO THE GERMAN
AIR FORCE BASE.
281
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,955
IS A PIECE
OF CAKE, NO?
282
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,890
- NO PROBLEM.
- WHERE THEY SITTING?
283
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,859
WALK THIS WAY.
284
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,801
THERE THEY ARE.
285
00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:55,706
OH, NICE LAND MINES,
EH, BOYS?
286
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,408
NOW REMEMBER,
287
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,410
THEY ARE FULL
OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES.
288
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:02,046
ONE CLUMSY MOVE
289
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,514
AND THEY WILL
GO OFF-- BANG!
290
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:05,816
Soldier:
OH, HECK.
291
00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:12,455
HEY, COME BACK,
YOU YELLOW SCUMBAGS.
292
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:14,658
EDITH,
293
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,626
AWWW!
294
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,328
WILL NO ONE HEAR THE CRIES
295
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:21,298
OF A STARVING OLD WOMAN?
296
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,367
EDITH!
297
00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:25,436
IT IS ALL RIGHT, MAMMA.
298
00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:27,771
I HAVE BROUGHT FOR YOU,
YOUR LUNCH.
299
00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:30,274
GOOD. WHAT IS IT?
300
00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:32,376
PRUNE AND ONION SOUP.
301
00:14:32,378 --> 00:14:34,278
OH.
302
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,281
PRUNE AND ONION SOUP?
303
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:38,782
WHAT IS TO FOLLOW?
304
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:41,552
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
305
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,492
WHY CAN I NOT HAVE
306
00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:50,360
SOME GOOD RED MEAT?
307
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:52,696
YVETTE GAVE IT
TO THE BRITISH AIRMEN.
308
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,331
BRITISH AIRMEN.
309
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,899
( spits )
310
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,968
MAMMA,
311
00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,503
WHAT IS THE MATTER?
312
00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:01,138
WHAT HAVE THE BRITISH
313
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,474
EVER DONE FOR US, EH?
314
00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:06,042
LOOK AT AGINCOURT.
315
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:07,511
TRUE.
316
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:09,279
AND WHAT DID THEY DO
317
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,880
TO NAPOLEON?!
318
00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,882
VERY TRUE.
319
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,618
AND WHAT ABOUT
320
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,386
SIR PERCY BLAKENEY?
321
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,054
WHO?
322
00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:20,924
OH, EDITH.
323
00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,993
THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL.
324
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:24,894
JUST AS WE,
325
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,264
THE WORKERS,
HAD OUR HANDS
326
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:30,000
ON THE CURSED ARISTOCRATS,
327
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,935
HE CAME AND RESCUED THEM.
328
00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:33,170
MAMMA,
329
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,705
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
VOTED CONSERVATIVE?
330
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,676
LOOK AT DUNKIRK.
331
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:42,412
WHO JUMPED
INTO THE BOATS FIRST?
332
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,381
THE BRITISH.
333
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:46,082
NEVER MIND, MAMMA.
334
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:49,085
THE AIRMEN WILL
BE GONE BY TONIGHT.
335
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,654
- AIRMEN.
- ( spits )
336
00:15:57,562 --> 00:15:59,696
GOOD, YOU ARE BOTH HERE.
337
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:00,964
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
338
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,966
HOW UNUSUAL.
339
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,801
THE GERMANS HAVE
DISCOVERED THE WHEREABOUTS
340
00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:06,703
OF THE LAND MINES
AND THEY HAVE TAKEN THEM
341
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,038
BACK TO THE AIR FORCE BASE.
342
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,573
LOOK, MICHELLE,
I AM NOT KEEPING
343
00:16:09,575 --> 00:16:11,608
THESE BRITISH AIRMEN HERE
ONE MOMENT LONGER.
344
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,510
THEY ARE IN THE CELLAR,
PACKED IN BARRELS,
345
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,979
NEXT TO THE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS
AND THEY MUST GO TONIGHT.
346
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:18,649
DO NOT WORRY.
ALL IS NOT LOST.
347
00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,284
WE HAVE AN AGENT
AT THE BASE.
348
00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:21,985
WE KNOW PRECISELY
349
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:23,487
THE POSITION
OF THE LAND MINES.
350
00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,291
THEY ARE IN
THE LAND MINE STORE.
351
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,861
THE TWO BARRELS
CONTAINING THE AIRMEN
352
00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,863
WILL BE TRANSPORTED
TO THE AIRPORT BASE.
353
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:35,765
THEY WILL BE
ALLOWED IN
354
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,201
AS A CONSIGNMENT
OF BEER
355
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,768
FOR THE SERGEANTS'
MESS,
356
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,537
WHICH IS BEING SENT
WITH YOUR COMPLIMENTS.
357
00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,706
ONCE PAST THE GUARDS,
358
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,140
IT WILL BE
A SIMPLE MATTER
359
00:16:44,142 --> 00:16:45,709
TO GET THEM INTO
THE LAND MINE STORE,
360
00:16:45,711 --> 00:16:48,144
BECAUSE IT IS NEXT TO
THE SERGEANTS' MESS.
361
00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:50,280
I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU,
MICHELLE.
362
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:52,782
YOU COME UP WITH
SOME RIDICULOUS PLANS,
363
00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:54,851
BUT YOU AND YOUR GIRLS
364
00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:56,587
MUST BE VERY, VERY BRAVE
TO DO THIS.
365
00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:59,155
WOMEN ARE NOT
ALLOWED IN AT THE BASE.
366
00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:01,458
- YOU ARE GOING.
- ME?!
367
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,893
WHY SHOULD--
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?
368
00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:05,962
BECAUSE IT IS
YOUR BEER.
369
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,331
AH, HA!
370
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,299
BUT IF IT IS HIS BEER,
371
00:17:09,301 --> 00:17:10,867
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?
372
00:17:10,869 --> 00:17:13,002
BECAUSE THERE ARE
TWO BARRELS.
373
00:17:13,004 --> 00:17:14,904
MICHELLE,
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
374
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:16,940
THERE IS THE CURFEW.
375
00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:19,409
YES, THERE'S
THE CURFEW.
376
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,478
WE CANNOT GO.
377
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,746
QUITE RIGHT,
WE CANNOT GO.
378
00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:24,948
- I JUST TOLD HER THAT.
- SHUT UP.
379
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,284
BRITISH AGENT CRABTREE
WILL ESCORT YOU,
380
00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:28,818
DISGUISED AS
A POLICEMAN.
381
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,520
OH MY--
382
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,238
Fairfax:
CARSTAIRS?
383
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,807
WHAT ARE THEYGIVING YOU?
384
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:51,908
SAUSAGES.
385
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,910
OH, NOT AGAIN.
386
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:56,580
WE'VE HAD SAUSAGESTHREE DAYS.
387
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,081
I THINKIT'S THE ONLY THING
388
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,650
THAT'LL GOTHROUGH THE HOLE.
389
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:06,055
LISTEN, CHAPS,
MICHELLE HERE.
390
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,557
Both:
HELLO.
391
00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:11,094
WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU
INTO THE LAND MINES TONIGHT.
392
00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:13,664
NOW REMEMBER, WHEN THEY
DROP YOU OVER ENGLAND,
393
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,433
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 17 SECONDS
TO UNSCREW THE HATCHES,
394
00:18:16,435 --> 00:18:19,002
CLIMB OUT, POP ON
THE OLD PARACHUTES AND JUMP.
395
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:20,470
IS THAT CLEAR?
396
00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:22,706
( garbled )
ROGER, MESSAGE RECEIVEDAND UNDERSTOOD.
397
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,008
CARSTAIRS, DON'T SPEAKWITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
398
00:18:36,487 --> 00:18:38,255
HALT!
399
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,823
WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?
400
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:43,160
ON THESE TWO TRILLEYS,
401
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,695
ARE TWO BORRELS OF BOOR
402
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:47,597
FOR THE SERGEANTS' MISS.
403
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,569
THEY ARE A GOFT
FROM RONNIE'S CIFFEE.
404
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,372
IF YOU ROOD
405
00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:57,774
THIS HANDWROTTEN NEWT,
406
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,911
ALL WILL BE EXPLONED.
407
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:05,282
WHAT IS HE
TALKING ABOUT?
408
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,288
HE IS FROM THE MOUNTAINS.
409
00:19:12,957 --> 00:19:16,193
THIS IS A PRESENT OF BEER
FOR THE SERGEANTS' MESS.
410
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,827
PASS, FRIEND.
411
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,077
HERR FLICK,
HERR FLICK!
412
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,213
( knocking )
413
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:40,450
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
414
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:42,685
IT'S VERY QUIET
IN HERE.
415
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,521
WHERE DO YOU
THINK WE ARE?
416
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:48,858
IT IS MY BELIEF
THAT WE ARE
417
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,094
IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS
OF THE RESISTANCE.
418
00:19:51,096 --> 00:19:54,464
THEY HAVE STOLEN A LOT
OF LAND MINES, HAVE THEY NOT?
419
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,667
WE WILL REMAIN CONCEALED
420
00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:59,869
UNTIL WE HEAR VOICES SPEAK
WITH A FRENCH TONGUE.
421
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:01,405
THEN WE WILL LEAP OUT.
422
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,540
IN MY CASE, SLOWLY.
423
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:06,510
MY HOUSEMAID'S KNEE
IS GIVING ME GYP.
424
00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,812
I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACH.
425
00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:11,415
SCREW YOURSELF DOWN.
426
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,925
( doors creak )
427
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:32,169
Barrel #1:
( muffled yell )
428
00:20:33,771 --> 00:20:35,472
SORRY, SORRY.
429
00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,742
Barrel #2: I SAY,WHAT'S GOING ON-NNN!
430
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:54,023
WE MUST QUICKLY FIND
WHICH OF THE LAND MINES
ARE EMPTY,
431
00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:56,293
GET THE AIRMEN INTO THEM
AND THEN CLEAR OUT OF HERE,
432
00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:57,794
LIKE BATS OUT OF HELL.
433
00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,296
HERE,
I HAVE A HAMMER.
434
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:01,131
I WILL
BANG THE CASINGS
435
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,932
AND WE CAN TELL
WHICH ONES ARE HOLLOW.
436
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,201
STOP IT, YOU FOOL!
437
00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,836
THEY ARE FULL OF EXPLOSIVES.
DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL?
438
00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:07,904
EXPLOSIVES?!
439
00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:13,477
THE EMPTY WINS HAVE
CRISSES ON THEM.
440
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,114
LOOK, THERE THEY ARE,
OVER HERE.
441
00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:19,416
- ( German voices )
- SHHH!
442
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:20,683
SOMEBODY COMING.
443
00:21:20,685 --> 00:21:21,784
QUICK, HIDE!
444
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,531
THOSE ARE THE ONES,
OVER THERE.
445
00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,065
WHERE ARE THEY
GOING TONIGHT?
446
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:38,135
IT IS A SECRET,
AS USUAL.
447
00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:48,044
( sniffing )
448
00:21:48,046 --> 00:21:49,446
( muffled sneeze )
449
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:14,837
DIMNATION.
450
00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:17,140
FILED AT THE 11th EAR.
451
00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:20,143
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
452
00:22:24,048 --> 00:22:25,748
( airman moans )
453
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,951
GUNTER, WE WILL BE
OVER THE COAST
454
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:30,487
ANY MINUTE.
455
00:22:30,489 --> 00:22:32,489
IF WE HAD ANY SENSE,
WE WOULD DROP OUR BOMBS
456
00:22:32,491 --> 00:22:33,856
IN THE SEA
AND TURN AROUND.
457
00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:35,392
YOU ARE RIGHT.
458
00:22:35,394 --> 00:22:37,994
WHY DO WE RISK OUR LIVES
FOR THIS IDIOT, CARPET CHEWING,
459
00:22:37,996 --> 00:22:39,529
HOUSE PAINTER HITLER?
460
00:22:39,531 --> 00:22:42,499
WE COULD NOT TALK LIKE THIS
AT THE AIRBASE, JA?
461
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:44,568
THE GESTAPO
ARE EVERYWHERE.
462
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,703
BUT HERE WE ARE FREE.
463
00:22:46,705 --> 00:22:48,572
WE CAN SAY WHAT WE THINK.
464
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:50,973
Both:
♪ GOERING IS AN IDIOT ♪
465
00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:53,443
♪ GOEBBELS IS A TWIT ♪
466
00:22:53,445 --> 00:22:55,912
♪ HIMMLER IS
A PAIN IN THE BUM ♪
467
00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:59,382
♪ AND HITLER IS A-- ♪
468
00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:02,819
MY GOD, THE GESTAPO!
469
00:23:02,821 --> 00:23:04,487
YOU ARE NOT SAFE
ANYWHERE.
470
00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,492
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