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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:18,455 --> 00:01:19,444 Surprise! 3 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:26,959 Alex. Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. 4 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,294 When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone. 5 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,266 Oome on, Marty. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. 6 00:01:32,335 --> 00:01:34,462 Hey, man, thanks. 7 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:39,437 Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth. 8 00:01:39,509 --> 00:01:42,307 It's driving me crazy. Oan you help me? Please? 9 00:01:42,378 --> 00:01:44,710 You came to the right place, my friend. 10 00:01:44,781 --> 00:01:47,841 Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house. 11 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:52,945 Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. 12 00:01:54,591 --> 00:01:57,219 - I don't see anything. - It's on the left. 13 00:01:57,293 --> 00:01:58,521 Oh, sorry. 14 00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:01,155 Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full. 15 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:05,768 Right here. What the heck is this doing in there? 16 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,268 Happy birthday! 17 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:09,737 Aw, hey, thanks, man. 18 00:02:09,806 --> 00:02:12,934 You put it in behind the tooth. You all right. 19 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:16,069 These aren't even on the shelf yet. Here. Oheck it out. 20 00:02:16,145 --> 00:02:20,775 - Look at that. Ooh! Look at that. - Look at that. It's snowing. 21 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:23,341 Ten years old, huh? A decade. 22 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:25,717 Double digits. The big 1-0. 23 00:02:28,358 --> 00:02:29,518 You don't like it? 24 00:02:29,592 --> 00:02:31,856 - No, no, it's great. - You hate it. 25 00:02:31,928 --> 00:02:35,694 I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the big seller. 26 00:02:35,765 --> 00:02:38,700 No, no, no. The present's great, really. 27 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:41,466 It's just that another year's come and gone 28 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:43,597 and I'm still doing the same old thing. 29 00:02:43,673 --> 00:02:48,508 "Stand over here. Trot over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here." 30 00:02:48,578 --> 00:02:51,342 - I see your problem. - Maybe I should go to law school. 31 00:02:51,414 --> 00:02:54,110 You just need to break out of that boring routine. 32 00:02:54,183 --> 00:02:56,083 - How? - Throw out the old act. 33 00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:59,451 Who knows what you'll do. Make it up as you go along. 34 00:02:59,522 --> 00:03:02,184 Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom. 35 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:04,522 - Really? - You know, make it fresh. 36 00:03:04,594 --> 00:03:06,994 Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh. 37 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:08,121 Works for me. 38 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,402 Here come the people, Marty. I love the people. 39 00:03:15,471 --> 00:03:17,200 It's fun people fun time! 40 00:03:17,273 --> 00:03:21,073 Let's go, Gloria! Up and at 'em. We're open! 41 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,136 What day is it? 42 00:03:23,212 --> 00:03:25,612 It's Friday. Field trip day. 43 00:03:25,682 --> 00:03:28,947 Yes, it's field trip day. Let's get up and go... 44 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:30,745 ...in ten more minutes. 45 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:33,714 Oome on! 46 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:36,691 Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! 47 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:41,025 Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. 48 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,428 Let's go. 49 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:45,490 - Not for me. I'm calling in sick. - What? 50 00:03:45,568 --> 00:03:49,561 I found another brown spot on my shoulder. Right here. See? 51 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:51,664 Right there. You see? 52 00:03:51,741 --> 00:03:54,869 Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm? 53 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,775 Let's go! Oome on! 54 00:04:09,192 --> 00:04:12,650 Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey. 55 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:18,190 Oh, I'm going to be fresh. 56 00:04:18,267 --> 00:04:22,067 Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious. 57 00:04:24,207 --> 00:04:25,401 Ziploc fresh. 58 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:28,137 Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, 59 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:30,543 the Oentral Park Zoo proudly presents: 60 00:04:30,613 --> 00:04:32,444 Show them the cat. Who's the cat? 61 00:04:32,515 --> 00:04:34,813 The king of New York Oity. 62 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,409 Alex the lion. 63 00:04:38,388 --> 00:04:39,685 It's showtime. 64 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:46,284 Roar! 65 00:04:56,305 --> 00:05:00,071 Gather around, people. Big show about to start. 66 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:03,874 Oheck out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right. 67 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,875 Just smile and wave, boys. 68 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:41,814 Smile and wave. 69 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,079 Kowalski, progress report. 70 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,817 We're 500 feet from the main sewer line. 71 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,881 - And the bad news? - We've broken our last shovel. 72 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:51,290 Right. 73 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,920 Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels. 74 00:05:55,098 --> 00:05:59,501 And find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in. 75 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:00,831 And me, skipper? 76 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,963 I want you to look cute and cuddly, private. 77 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,406 Today we're going to blow this dump. 78 00:06:06,476 --> 00:06:09,138 Oome here. Oome here. Oome on, penguin. 79 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,047 Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet. 80 00:06:16,719 --> 00:06:17,845 Ha-ha. 81 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,856 Well, show's over, folks. Thanks for coming. 82 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,256 I hope you thought it was fresh. 83 00:06:24,327 --> 00:06:25,851 I'll be here all week. 84 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,522 In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. 85 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:30,930 Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, 86 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:35,003 including Ohristmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa. 87 00:06:35,071 --> 00:06:38,598 Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets. 88 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:42,607 And tip your cabbie, because he's broke. 89 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:52,452 You, quadruped. Sprechen sie Englisch? 90 00:06:52,522 --> 00:06:54,114 I sprechen. 91 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:57,353 - What continent is this? - Manhattan. 92 00:06:57,426 --> 00:07:00,361 Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. 93 00:07:00,429 --> 00:07:02,659 Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive. 94 00:07:02,732 --> 00:07:04,996 Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute. 95 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:07,502 What are you guys doing? 96 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,401 We're digging to Antarctica. 97 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,637 Ant-who-tica? 98 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:15,300 Oan you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? 99 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:22,679 Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York Oity? 100 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:27,815 Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. 101 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:31,189 This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. 102 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:35,287 We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. 103 00:07:35,364 --> 00:07:36,797 To the wild. 104 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:42,267 The wild? You could actually go there? 105 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:43,669 That sounds great. 106 00:07:45,474 --> 00:07:49,433 Hey, hold up. Where is this place? Tell me where it is. 107 00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:53,077 You didn't see anything. 108 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:54,173 Right? 109 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,945 Yes, sir. 110 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,679 I'm sorry. No, sir. 111 00:07:59,488 --> 00:08:02,252 For his final appearance of the day, 112 00:08:02,425 --> 00:08:05,417 the king of New York Oity. 113 00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:07,153 Alex the lion. 114 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:09,024 Roar! 115 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:14,759 Thank you. Thank you very much. 116 00:08:14,837 --> 00:08:18,466 You guys are great. You're a great crowd. Give yourselves a hand. 117 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,839 Thank you. Oh. Thank you. 118 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,639 Oh! Well. Thank you. 119 00:08:23,179 --> 00:08:25,044 Oh, that's too kind. Too kind. 120 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:28,843 Underpants! 121 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:32,046 Everybody get home safe. Hey! Oheck out my Web site. 122 00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:34,713 Twenty-four hour Alex Oam. Watch me sleep. 123 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,056 This is the life. 124 00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:47,263 That's the spot. 125 00:08:47,336 --> 00:08:49,167 Oh! I'm in heaven. 126 00:08:59,048 --> 00:09:01,744 - Ooh, it's Marty's birthday. - Just rip it open. 127 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:04,980 - What is it? - Oome on. Open it up. What you got? 128 00:09:05,054 --> 00:09:06,351 A thermometer. 129 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:10,290 Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it. 130 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:15,856 I wanted to give you something personal. That was my first rectal thermometer. 131 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:18,025 - Mother... - I'll miss that bad boy. 132 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,795 Get the cake. Melman, come on. 133 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:25,371 Happy birthday to you 134 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,375 You live in a zoo 135 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:29,775 You look like a monkey 136 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:32,678 And you smell like one too 137 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:35,882 I say. 138 00:09:37,553 --> 00:09:40,488 Aw, well, now, you guys are just embarrassing me. 139 00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:41,887 And yourselves. 140 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,358 What? We worked on that all week. 141 00:09:44,427 --> 00:09:47,225 Let's go. Let's make a wish, babycakes. 142 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:55,803 - What'd you wish for? - Nope. Oan't tell you that. 143 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,031 Oome on. Tell. 144 00:09:57,106 --> 00:09:59,438 No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck. 145 00:09:59,508 --> 00:10:01,874 You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out. 146 00:10:01,944 --> 00:10:04,777 But if you want to be safe, I'll keep my mouth shut. 147 00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:07,407 Would you just tell us? What could happen? 148 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,745 Okay. 149 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:13,118 I wished I could go to the wild! 150 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,417 The wild?! 151 00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:19,819 I told you it was bad luck. 152 00:10:21,697 --> 00:10:23,528 The wild? Are you nuts? 153 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:26,693 That is the worst idea I've ever heard. 154 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,495 It's unsanitary. 155 00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:33,667 The penguins are going. So why can't I? 156 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:35,267 The penguins are psychotic. 157 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,745 Oome on. Just imagine going back to nature. 158 00:10:38,814 --> 00:10:42,807 Back to your roots. Olean air, wide-open spaces! 159 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:45,353 I hear there's wide-open spaces in Oonnecticut. 160 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:48,788 - Oonnecticut? - You got to go over to Grand Oentral. 161 00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:52,123 Then you got to take the Metro-North train... north? 162 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:56,426 So one could take the train? Just hypothetically. 163 00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:59,400 Oome on. What would Oonnecticut have to offer us? 164 00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:01,368 - Lyme disease. - Thank you, Melman. 165 00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:02,665 No, I just want... 166 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:04,672 There's none of this in the wild. 167 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:08,141 This is a highly refined type of food thing 168 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,041 that you do not find in the wild. 169 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,343 You ever thought there might be more to life than steak, Alex? 170 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:16,283 He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no. 171 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:20,220 Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know anything 172 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,484 about life outside this zoo? 173 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,622 - Nuh-uh. Nope. - Mm-mm. 174 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:29,323 Well, I mean, come on. That's just one subject. 175 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:33,127 You got a little schmutz right there on your... 176 00:11:37,673 --> 00:11:42,133 Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party. It was great. 177 00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:43,439 Really. 178 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,413 What's eating him? 179 00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:56,424 Maybe you should talk to him. Go over and give him a little pep talk. 180 00:11:56,492 --> 00:12:00,360 Hey, I already gave him a snow globe. I can't top that. 181 00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:03,597 I can see where this is going. 182 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,298 It is getting late. I guess I'm going to... 183 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,873 Oome on. He's your best friend. 184 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:22,941 All right, all right. Okay. 185 00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:25,612 - Night, Marty. - Night, Glo. 186 00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:50,272 What a day. 187 00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:55,010 I mean, I tell you, itjust doesn't get any better than this, you know? 188 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,446 Ooh! ltjust did. Even the star's out. 189 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,489 Not going to find a star like that in the wild. 190 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:04,583 Helicopter. 191 00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,225 Marty. Buddy. Listen. 192 00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:14,395 Everybody has days when they think the grass might be greener somewhere else. 193 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:15,596 Alex. 194 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:17,934 Look at me. 195 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,999 I'm ten years old. My life is half over. 196 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:24,876 And I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes... 197 00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:27,006 ...or white with black stripes. 198 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:33,916 Marty. 199 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:37,323 I'm thinking of a song. 200 00:13:37,393 --> 00:13:39,258 Alex. Please. Not now. 201 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:43,196 Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song. I think you're familiar with it. 202 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,427 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no. 203 00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,027 I'm not listening. 204 00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:52,671 Start spreadin' the news 205 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:53,833 I don't know you. 206 00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:56,605 I'm leaving today 207 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:01,378 - We are a great big part of it - He's funny. Who is that? 208 00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:04,946 Oome on. You know you know the words. 209 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,113 Two little words. 210 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:08,383 New York. 211 00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:10,084 New York 212 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:13,287 Shut up, shut up, shut up! Hey, I'm sleeping here! 213 00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:15,193 We're not all nocturnal, you know! 214 00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,824 I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal. 215 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,130 Yeah, you and what army, stripes? 216 00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:23,069 You mess with him, you mess with me, Howard. 217 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:26,801 - You're a bigmouth lion. - See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes. 218 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,173 We make a great team, the two of us. 219 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,907 We sure do. No doubt about it. 220 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:35,576 So, what are you going to do? Go running off to the wild by yourself? 221 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:36,675 - No. - Good. 222 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,379 You and me. Let's go. 223 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:39,580 - What? - The wild. 224 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,953 Oome on. You and me together. 225 00:14:42,024 --> 00:14:45,460 It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue to Grand Oentral. 226 00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,518 We'll grab a train, we'll head north. 227 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,258 We can be back by morning. No one will ever know. 228 00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,562 You're joking. Right? 229 00:14:55,437 --> 00:15:00,136 Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking. Give me a break. 230 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,870 Like we're going to get a train. 231 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,175 Don't do that. You really had me worried there. 232 00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:10,207 Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack. 233 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,847 Yeah, me too. I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow. 234 00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:17,588 It's Seniors' Day, you know. Have to roar extra loud. 235 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:20,493 Give them a little jolt. You know? 236 00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:23,698 Good night, AllyAI. 237 00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:36,307 They forgot to turn off the ambience again. 238 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,471 Don't worry. It's cool. 239 00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,915 You know, I got it. 240 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,748 Much better. 241 00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:15,115 Oome on, now, baby. 242 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,277 My little filet. 243 00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:20,584 My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. 244 00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:24,558 I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. 245 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:28,926 My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy. 246 00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:31,727 Alex. Alex. Alex! 247 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,097 What? What? 248 00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:34,294 You suck your thumb? 249 00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,263 What is it, Melman? 250 00:16:36,338 --> 00:16:39,239 You know how I have that bladder infection 251 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:41,173 and I have to get up every two hours? 252 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:45,612 I got up to pee and looked over at Marty's pen, which I usually don't do. 253 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,615 I don't know why, but I did. And... 254 00:16:47,683 --> 00:16:49,173 What? What's going on? 255 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,048 It's Marty. He's gone. 256 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,782 Gone! What do you mean, "gone"? 257 00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:56,518 How long has he been working on this? 258 00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:57,854 Marty! 259 00:16:57,926 --> 00:16:59,291 Marty! 260 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,090 He wouldn't fit down there. 261 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:02,926 Marty? Marty! Marty! 262 00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:05,592 This doesn't make any sense. Where would he go? 263 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,163 - Oonnecticut! - He wouldn't. 264 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,208 Oh, no! What are we going to do? 265 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,766 I mean, we got to call somebody! 266 00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:22,482 Hello? Get me Missing Animals. And hurry. 267 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:26,282 We've got a lost zebra probably on the way to Oonnecticut, and we need... 268 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,455 - Hello? Hello? - Wait a second. 269 00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:34,018 - We can't call the people. - What the...? 270 00:17:36,031 --> 00:17:37,225 They'll be really mad. 271 00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:40,996 It'll get Marty transferred for good. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. 272 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:42,502 Mm-hm, I know that's right. 273 00:17:42,571 --> 00:17:45,131 We got to go after him. He's not thinking straight. 274 00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:48,176 Let's stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life. 275 00:17:48,243 --> 00:17:53,374 He's probably out there lost and cold, confused. 276 00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,045 Poor little guy. 277 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,198 Oome on. 278 00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,742 One of us should wait here in case he comes back. 279 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,041 Not now. This is an intervention. We all got to go. 280 00:18:25,113 --> 00:18:27,274 What's the fastest way to Grand Oentral? 281 00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,374 - You should take Lexington. - Melman! 282 00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:33,012 - Okay. "We." We should take Lexington. - What about Park? 283 00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:35,682 No, Park goes two ways. You can't time the lights. 284 00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:40,690 I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Oenter. 285 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,560 Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him. 286 00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:55,607 We should've taken Park. 287 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,805 You sure this is the fastest way to Grand Oentral Station? 288 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,974 I don't know! That's what Melman said. 289 00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:02,607 Hey. Hey, you, guys. 290 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,415 That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look! 291 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,183 Free mints! 292 00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:09,690 This isn't a field trip. 293 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:13,285 This is an urgent mission to save Marty from throwing his life away. 294 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,852 Now, where's the train? 295 00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:16,625 Here it comes. 296 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,569 What did Marty say to you? I asked you to talk to him. 297 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:27,200 I did! I did! I don't understand. He said, "Let's go." 298 00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:30,268 I said, "Are you crazy?" He says, "I'm ten years old." 299 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:34,145 And he has black-and-white stripes, and so then we sang and... 300 00:19:39,588 --> 00:19:42,955 What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd. 301 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,220 It's on your left after Vanderbilt. 302 00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:48,559 If you hit the Ohrysler Building, you've gone too far. 303 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,154 Thanks a lot, officer. 304 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,368 Hey! Wait for the light. 305 00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:56,461 Freak. 306 00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:59,268 - Did you say "zebra"? - That's right. A zebra. 307 00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,774 Right in front of me. 308 00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:02,366 - Oan I shoot it? - Negative. 309 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,038 Then I'm going to need some backup. 310 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,925 - Aw! Knicks lost again. - What are you going to do. 311 00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:23,453 Did that say "Grand Oentral Station" or "my aunt's constipation"? 312 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:24,521 This is it. 313 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,036 Grand Oentral Station. 314 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,540 It's grand and it's central. 315 00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:54,117 Move aside. We have an emergency here. This is an emergency situation. 316 00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:58,064 Hey, hey. Just chill out. It's not that big of an emergency. 317 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,566 Upstairs, downstairs. 318 00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:01,566 How do you like that? 319 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,304 Lady! What is wrong with you? 320 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,466 Ow! Get a grip on yourselves, people. 321 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,034 You're a bad kitty. 322 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,749 Dagnabbit! I missed the express. 323 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,718 Looks like I'll have to take the Stamford local. 324 00:21:18,787 --> 00:21:20,550 I got him! I've got him! 325 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:21,714 He's got him! 326 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:24,020 He's got him! He's got him! He's got... 327 00:21:24,092 --> 00:21:25,525 I got something for you! 328 00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:30,626 I'm okay. I'm okay. 329 00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:33,167 Whoa! What are you guys doing here? 330 00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:37,001 - I am so glad we found you. - We were so worried about you. 331 00:21:37,072 --> 00:21:40,473 Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine. 332 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:43,602 You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great. 333 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:46,409 You hear that? Marty's fine. That's good to know. 334 00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:48,108 Because I was wondering... 335 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:51,243 How could you do this to us? I thought we were your friends! 336 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:53,583 What's the big deal? I was coming back. 337 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,782 Don't ever do this again. Do you hear me? 338 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,587 - Do you hear him? - Guys, we're running out of time. 339 00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,525 Oh, Melman, you broke their clock? 340 00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:04,031 ...do this again! Don't you ever, ever do this again! 341 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,560 Oome here. 342 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:14,437 We've been ratted out, boys. 343 00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:16,033 Hold your fire! 344 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,080 Oute and cuddly, boys. Oute and cuddly. 345 00:22:28,957 --> 00:22:31,391 If you have any poo, fling it now. 346 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,629 It's the Man. 347 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:38,826 Good evening, officers. 348 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,061 No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay? 349 00:22:41,136 --> 00:22:43,696 You're not good with the "putting words together 350 00:22:43,772 --> 00:22:46,502 and their coming out good" thing. You keep it "shh." 351 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,067 Hey! How you doing? You know what? Everything's cool. 352 00:22:50,145 --> 00:22:54,013 We just had a little situation here. Little internal situation. 353 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:57,051 My friend went a little crazy. Happens to everybody. 354 00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,179 The city gets to us all. Went a little cuckoo in the head. 355 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,189 Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head. 356 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:06,125 Just shush! I will handle this. 357 00:23:06,194 --> 00:23:07,456 Oh! I got him! 358 00:23:07,529 --> 00:23:09,463 Go, go, go! Right here, please. 359 00:23:09,531 --> 00:23:11,624 Would you give a guy a break? 360 00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:17,298 We'll take my little friend home and forget this ever happened. All right? 361 00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:20,772 No harm, no foul, right? 362 00:23:20,842 --> 00:23:25,245 Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo. 363 00:23:29,684 --> 00:23:31,584 What's the matter with them? 364 00:23:41,263 --> 00:23:44,926 I feel really, really weird. 365 00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:48,469 I love you guys. 366 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,269 I love you so much. 367 00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:15,970 Last night's dramatic incident in Grand Oentral 368 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,907 is an example of what animal rights wackos have been shouting for years: 369 00:24:19,976 --> 00:24:23,002 Animals clearly don't belong in captivity. 370 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:26,071 They are to be sent back to their natural habitat, 371 00:24:26,149 --> 00:24:29,641 where they will live their lives in the freedom they desire. 372 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,711 - Hey. Little help? - He's awake! He's awake! 373 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:34,613 Do something! 374 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,188 Oh, man. 375 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,596 Oh, my head. 376 00:24:53,209 --> 00:24:54,574 What the...? 377 00:24:54,644 --> 00:24:57,078 Wait. Where? What? 378 00:24:57,881 --> 00:25:01,578 I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no! Not the box. 379 00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:05,246 Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me! 380 00:25:05,321 --> 00:25:08,313 Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 381 00:25:08,391 --> 00:25:10,359 Darkness creeping in. 382 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,690 I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 383 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,889 Walls closing in around me. 384 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,259 So alone. So alone. 385 00:25:18,334 --> 00:25:21,269 - Alex! Alex, are you there? - Marty? 386 00:25:21,337 --> 00:25:24,602 - Yeah! Talk to me, buddy. - Oh, Marty! You're here! 387 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:27,507 - What's going on? You okay? - This doesn't look good. 388 00:25:27,577 --> 00:25:29,636 - Alex, Marty, is that you? - Gloria! 389 00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:32,840 - You're here too! - I am loving the sound of your voice. 390 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,180 - What is going on? - We're all in crates. 391 00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:36,377 Oh, no! 392 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:40,087 - Sleeping just knocks me out. - Melman! 393 00:25:40,156 --> 00:25:41,248 Is that Melman? 394 00:25:41,324 --> 00:25:44,054 - Are you okay? - Yeah. No, I'm fine. 395 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,960 I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. 396 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:49,863 - You're not getting an MRI. - OAT scan? 397 00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:52,800 No OAT scan. It's a transfer. It's a zoo transfer. 398 00:25:52,869 --> 00:25:56,327 Zoo transfer?! Oh, no. No, no, I can't be transferred. 399 00:25:56,406 --> 00:25:59,000 I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00. 400 00:25:59,075 --> 00:26:01,737 There are prescriptions that have to be filled. 401 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,405 No other zoo could afford my medical care. 402 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,072 And I am not going HMO. 403 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,913 Take it easy, Melman. It's going to be okay. 404 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:13,581 - We are going to be okizay. - No, we're not going to be okizay. 405 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,783 Now, because of you, we're ruined! 406 00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:19,386 Because of me? I fail to see how this is my fault. 407 00:26:19,462 --> 00:26:22,863 - You're kidding, right, Marty? - You. You ticked off the people. 408 00:26:22,932 --> 00:26:25,457 You bit the hand, Marty. You bit the hand. 409 00:26:25,535 --> 00:26:30,063 "I don't know who I am. I got to go find myself in the wild." Oh, please. 410 00:26:30,139 --> 00:26:33,370 I did not ask you to come after me, did I? 411 00:26:33,443 --> 00:26:35,104 He does have a point. 412 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:38,272 I did say we should stay at the zoo, but you guys... 413 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,474 Melman, just shut it. 414 00:26:39,549 --> 00:26:42,211 You suggested this idea to him in the first place. 415 00:26:42,285 --> 00:26:44,753 - Leave Melman out of this. - Thank you, Gloria. 416 00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:47,685 Besides, it's not my fault that we were transferred. 417 00:26:47,757 --> 00:26:50,521 Melman, shut it. Does anybody feel nauseous? 418 00:26:50,593 --> 00:26:54,427 - I feel nauseous. - Melman, you always feel nauseous. 419 00:27:00,136 --> 00:27:01,262 Progress report. 420 00:27:01,337 --> 00:27:04,500 It's an older code, skipper. I can't make it out. 421 00:27:04,574 --> 00:27:06,701 You, higher mammal. 422 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:08,209 Oan you read? 423 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:11,441 No. Phil can read, though. Phil. 424 00:27:15,084 --> 00:27:18,747 Ship to Kenya. 425 00:27:18,821 --> 00:27:21,483 Wildlife preserve. 426 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:22,649 Africa! 427 00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:25,888 Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico. 428 00:28:08,471 --> 00:28:11,133 I was the star in the greatest city on Earth. 429 00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:13,675 - Guys, listen. - A king. Loved by my people. 430 00:28:13,743 --> 00:28:16,439 - Let's be civil. - And you've ruined everything! 431 00:28:16,512 --> 00:28:17,604 "Loved"? 432 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,912 If the people loved you, it's only because they didn't know the real you! 433 00:28:21,985 --> 00:28:25,045 Don't make me come up there. I'll whoop both of y'all. 434 00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:26,611 I thought I knew the real you! 435 00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:31,592 Your black-and-white stripes, they cancel each other out. You're nothing! 436 00:28:31,661 --> 00:28:33,288 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 437 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,490 You're not helping the situation. 438 00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:37,327 Status. 439 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,631 It's no good. I don't know the codes. 440 00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:44,434 Don't give me excuses. Give me results! Navigation. 441 00:28:47,777 --> 00:28:50,177 All right. Let me think. 442 00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:51,873 And shut him up! 443 00:28:55,018 --> 00:28:58,351 - I did it! - Let's get this tin can turned around. 444 00:29:24,881 --> 00:29:26,075 Guys? 445 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,242 Oh, no. 446 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:29,578 Gloria! 447 00:29:29,752 --> 00:29:30,912 Melman! 448 00:29:31,087 --> 00:29:32,145 Marty! 449 00:29:33,623 --> 00:29:34,885 Alex! 450 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,483 Marty?! 451 00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:39,287 Alex! 452 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:40,659 Marty! 453 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:43,699 No, wait. Oome back, Marty! 454 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,767 Don't go. 455 00:30:31,547 --> 00:30:32,980 Marty? 456 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,516 Melman? 457 00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:38,151 Gloria? 458 00:30:41,991 --> 00:30:43,219 Marty?! 459 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,554 Melman?! 460 00:30:44,627 --> 00:30:46,151 Gloria?! 461 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:49,420 Marty! 462 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,568 Melman! Gloria! 463 00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:57,362 Hey, anyone! Hello! 464 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:04,871 Marty, Melman, Gloria. 465 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:09,007 Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman. 466 00:31:09,085 --> 00:31:11,610 Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly. 467 00:31:11,687 --> 00:31:13,587 Matt, Katie, Al. 468 00:31:18,094 --> 00:31:21,325 Get me out of this thing. Somebody. Hello? 469 00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:24,459 Get me out of this thing right now! 470 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,026 Hello? Somebody? 471 00:31:27,103 --> 00:31:28,365 Melman! 472 00:31:28,437 --> 00:31:30,302 Alex? Is that you? 473 00:31:30,373 --> 00:31:34,400 Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on. I got you. 474 00:31:39,415 --> 00:31:42,179 Melman! I got you, buddy. 475 00:31:47,857 --> 00:31:50,417 Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there. 476 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,895 - What are you doing? - I'm getting you out of the box. 477 00:31:55,398 --> 00:31:57,559 - Relax. - Alex? 478 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:01,162 Giraffe, corner pocket! 479 00:32:02,038 --> 00:32:03,471 Here goes nothing! 480 00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,666 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold still! 481 00:32:05,741 --> 00:32:07,333 - Wait, Alex. - Hold still. 482 00:32:07,410 --> 00:32:09,469 - No, come on. - Here I come! 483 00:32:09,545 --> 00:32:11,410 Look! Look! Look! Look! 484 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,574 It's Gloria. It's Gloria! 485 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,978 Oh, hey, it is Gloria. 486 00:32:18,054 --> 00:32:19,146 Oh, my... 487 00:32:19,222 --> 00:32:20,621 Gloria! 488 00:32:29,899 --> 00:32:30,888 Gloria! 489 00:32:35,638 --> 00:32:37,629 Alrighty, boys, fun's over. 490 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:38,799 Gloria! 491 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,341 Alex! 492 00:32:43,145 --> 00:32:44,703 - Marty?! - Marty! 493 00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:48,978 Yeah! All right! That's right! 494 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:53,010 Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left! Your left! Your left! 495 00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,690 Right here's good. 496 00:32:56,459 --> 00:32:59,826 I don't have anything on me right now. I'll have to get you later. 497 00:33:03,699 --> 00:33:05,166 To you too. 498 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:08,828 Marty! 499 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,235 Marty! 500 00:33:12,942 --> 00:33:14,432 Alex! 501 00:33:17,046 --> 00:33:18,877 Marty! 502 00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:20,506 Alex! 503 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:21,914 Marty! 504 00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:23,246 Al! 505 00:33:23,319 --> 00:33:25,651 Marty! 506 00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:27,814 Alex? 507 00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:29,380 Marty! 508 00:33:31,394 --> 00:33:33,692 Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea. 509 00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:34,821 Martin! 510 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:36,626 - Hold up! - I'm going to kill you! 511 00:33:36,699 --> 00:33:39,600 - Oome here! Don't run away from me! - Oalm down! 512 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,695 If you keep running, I'm going to just kill you more! 513 00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:45,163 Oh, look at us. 514 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:48,608 We're all here together. Safe and sound. 515 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,669 Yeah, here we are. 516 00:33:51,747 --> 00:33:54,614 Where exactly is "here"? 517 00:34:07,430 --> 00:34:08,954 San Diego. 518 00:34:09,031 --> 00:34:10,589 San Diego? 519 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,224 White sandy beaches, 520 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:16,465 cleverly simulated natural environment, wide-open enclosures. 521 00:34:16,539 --> 00:34:19,599 I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. 522 00:34:19,675 --> 00:34:21,802 Oomplete with fake rocks. 523 00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:23,640 Wow, that looks real. 524 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:27,945 San Diego? What could be worse than San Diego? 525 00:34:28,017 --> 00:34:31,145 I don't know. This place is crackalacking! 526 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:34,383 Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here. 527 00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:36,118 - I'll kill you! - Take it easy! 528 00:34:36,192 --> 00:34:37,819 - Strangle you! - Oalm down. 529 00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:40,987 Then bury you, dig you up, clone you and kill your clones. 530 00:34:41,063 --> 00:34:43,930 - 20-second timeout. - I'll never talk to you again. 531 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,467 Now, look. We're just going to find the people, 532 00:34:46,535 --> 00:34:51,097 get checked in and have this mess straightened out. 533 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,866 Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego. 534 00:34:54,944 --> 00:34:58,903 Now I'll have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. 535 00:34:58,981 --> 00:35:01,006 I can't top that. Oan't top it. 536 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:04,644 I'm ruined! I'm done. I'm out of the business. 537 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,951 It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me. 538 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,685 Oome on, Alex. Do you honestly think 539 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,092 I intended all of this to happen? 540 00:35:13,162 --> 00:35:16,097 You want me to say that I'm sorry? Is that what you want? 541 00:35:16,165 --> 00:35:17,154 Okay, I'm... 542 00:35:18,401 --> 00:35:19,834 He just shushed me. 543 00:35:19,902 --> 00:35:23,030 Marty, look, you've got to be just a little bit more und... 544 00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:27,508 - Don't you shush me. - Do you hear that? Don't you hear that? 545 00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:33,314 - I hear it now. - Where there's music, there's people. 546 00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:35,976 - Go to the head honcho. - A sidewalk would be nice. 547 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,609 Yeah, what a dump. 548 00:35:37,686 --> 00:35:39,950 They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo. 549 00:35:40,022 --> 00:35:45,221 First they tell you, "We got this great open plan thing. Let animals run wild." 550 00:35:45,294 --> 00:35:48,889 Next thing, flowers in your hair, everybody's hugging everybody. 551 00:35:48,964 --> 00:35:52,331 This place kind of grows on you. This way, guys! Oome on! 552 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,406 What the...? 553 00:36:11,287 --> 00:36:12,276 Oh, no! 554 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:22,625 Okay, let's make a good impression on the people. 555 00:36:22,698 --> 00:36:25,690 Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. 556 00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:29,260 - Is that the best you can do? - Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas. 557 00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:31,636 Well, great. Let's make gas look good. 558 00:36:38,147 --> 00:36:41,981 - Wow! - It's not people. It's animals. 559 00:36:42,051 --> 00:36:44,417 Oalifornia animals. Dude. 560 00:36:44,487 --> 00:36:46,250 This is like a Puffy party. 561 00:36:47,022 --> 00:36:50,514 I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it 562 00:36:50,593 --> 00:36:52,584 - Ya like to - Move it 563 00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:56,153 I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it 564 00:36:56,232 --> 00:36:57,995 I like to move it, move it 565 00:36:58,067 --> 00:37:00,058 - Ya like to - Move it 566 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:03,502 I like to move it, move it You like to move it, move it 567 00:37:03,572 --> 00:37:05,301 She like to move it, move it 568 00:37:05,374 --> 00:37:06,898 - He like to - Move it 569 00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:09,570 All girls all over the world 570 00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:12,910 Original King Julien 'pon yer case, man 571 00:37:12,982 --> 00:37:16,383 I love how all the girls that love to move their body 572 00:37:16,452 --> 00:37:18,443 When ya move your body, ya do 573 00:37:18,521 --> 00:37:21,752 Move it nice and sweet and sassy, all right 574 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:23,257 What kind of zoo is this? 575 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:26,692 I just saw 26 blatant health code violations. 576 00:37:26,762 --> 00:37:29,822 I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain. 577 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:30,957 Twenty-seven. 578 00:37:32,468 --> 00:37:34,527 Woman, physically fit, physically fit 579 00:37:34,603 --> 00:37:38,505 Physically, physically, physically fit Physically fit, Physically fit 580 00:37:38,574 --> 00:37:40,838 We should've brought chips and dip. 581 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,138 Wait. 582 00:37:42,211 --> 00:37:46,011 Where's Alex? What happened to him? He was right behind us. Wasn't he? 583 00:37:46,081 --> 00:37:49,414 I don't know where he's at, but he's missing one heck of a party. 584 00:37:49,485 --> 00:37:51,180 The fossa! 585 00:37:51,253 --> 00:37:52,652 The fossa! 586 00:37:52,721 --> 00:37:55,451 The fossa are attacking! Run for your lives! 587 00:38:02,464 --> 00:38:05,194 - Fossa hungry. - Fossa eat. 588 00:38:07,102 --> 00:38:09,263 I hate spiderwebs. 589 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:11,272 Yeah, thanks a lot, guys. 590 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:14,537 Thanks for waiting up. Really appreciate it. 591 00:38:17,513 --> 00:38:21,449 Hey, hi. We just got in from New York, and we're looking for a supervisor. 592 00:38:21,517 --> 00:38:24,850 Because we've been sitting on that beach back there for hours, 593 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,354 and nobody's even bothered to show up. 594 00:38:27,423 --> 00:38:30,790 I don't know how things are normally run around here, 595 00:38:30,859 --> 00:38:33,987 but there's been some sort of major screwup, which is cool. 596 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:37,931 So if you could point us towards the administrative offices, we'll... 597 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,989 Well, howdy-do. 598 00:38:46,175 --> 00:38:48,575 Spider! Spider! Spider on my back! 599 00:38:48,644 --> 00:38:51,738 Maurice, did you see that? 600 00:38:51,814 --> 00:38:54,044 He scared the fossa away. 601 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,184 Oome on, Gloria. Get it. 602 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:00,147 Get it! Get it! Get it! 603 00:39:00,222 --> 00:39:02,850 - That's it! Smack it! - Get it, get it! 604 00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,086 Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go? 605 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:09,358 King Julien, what are they? What are they?! 606 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:14,391 They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future. 607 00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:18,930 They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals. 608 00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:23,708 Get up, Mort. Do not be near the king's feet, okay? 609 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,316 We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. 610 00:39:28,384 --> 00:39:30,113 Who's making that noise? 611 00:39:30,185 --> 00:39:31,379 Oh, it's me again. 612 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,683 There it is! Get it! Oome on, Gloria! 613 00:39:33,756 --> 00:39:37,055 - Enough! Enough with the stick. - I think she got it. 614 00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:39,560 Is it still on me? I hate spiders. 615 00:39:39,995 --> 00:39:41,792 It's okay. It's gone. 616 00:39:41,864 --> 00:39:44,424 They are savages. 617 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,728 Tonight we die. 618 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,895 The feet. I told you... I told you to... I told every... 619 00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:50,871 Didn't I tell him about the feet? 620 00:39:51,507 --> 00:39:54,101 He did tell you about the feet. 621 00:39:55,544 --> 00:39:58,604 - Wait. I have a plan. - Really? 622 00:39:58,681 --> 00:40:01,047 I have devised a cunning test 623 00:40:01,116 --> 00:40:04,847 to see whether these are savage killers. 624 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:12,422 Hi there. 625 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:16,988 You let me handle it. Alex handles it. Marty does nothing. 626 00:40:21,303 --> 00:40:22,827 Hi there. 627 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,973 Oh, jeez. Sorry. 628 00:40:29,044 --> 00:40:33,208 - Oh, Alex, what'd you do? - Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay. 629 00:40:33,282 --> 00:40:36,945 I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion. Oh, jeez! 630 00:40:40,556 --> 00:40:43,150 - Aw, Alex! - Oh, you poor little baby. 631 00:40:43,225 --> 00:40:45,853 Did that big mean lion scare you? 632 00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:50,365 He did? He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he? 633 00:40:50,432 --> 00:40:53,595 Oome on. Mama'll hold you. Aww, look at you. 634 00:40:53,669 --> 00:40:55,967 They are so cute from a reasonable distance. 635 00:40:56,038 --> 00:41:00,475 Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee. 636 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:03,443 They're just a bunch of pansies. 637 00:41:03,512 --> 00:41:04,843 I don't know. 638 00:41:04,913 --> 00:41:07,814 There's something about that one with the crazy hairdo 639 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,010 that I find suspicious. 640 00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:11,643 Nonsense, Maurice. 641 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,781 Oome on, everybody. Let's go and meet the pansies! 642 00:41:27,369 --> 00:41:30,964 Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julien Xlll, 643 00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:34,668 self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera. Hooray, everybody. 644 00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:43,040 He's got style. 645 00:41:49,892 --> 00:41:52,383 What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs? 646 00:41:54,396 --> 00:41:55,863 I think it's a squirrel. 647 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:59,094 Welcome, giant pansies. 648 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,932 Please feel free to bask in my glow. 649 00:42:02,004 --> 00:42:04,438 - Definitely a squirrel. - Yep. Squirrel. 650 00:42:04,506 --> 00:42:08,840 We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the fossa. 651 00:42:08,911 --> 00:42:10,970 - The "whossa"? - The fossa. 652 00:42:11,113 --> 00:42:15,049 They annoy us by trespassing, interrupting our parties 653 00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:17,051 - and ripping our limbs off. - Good. 654 00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:20,111 We're just trying to find out where the people are, so... 655 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,316 What big teeth you have. Man! 656 00:42:22,391 --> 00:42:26,657 Shame on you, Maurice. Oan you not see that you have insulted the freak? 657 00:42:27,262 --> 00:42:29,787 You must tell me, who the heck are you? 658 00:42:29,865 --> 00:42:33,961 I'm Alex. The Alex. And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman. 659 00:42:34,036 --> 00:42:37,301 And just where are you giants from? 660 00:42:37,372 --> 00:42:39,465 We're from New York and... 661 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:42,237 All hail the New York giants! 662 00:42:42,311 --> 00:42:44,575 New York giants! 663 00:42:46,849 --> 00:42:49,113 Is this some sort of inbreeding program? 664 00:42:49,184 --> 00:42:52,278 I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are. 665 00:42:52,354 --> 00:42:55,687 Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course. 666 00:42:56,258 --> 00:42:58,818 Hey, the bozos have the people. 667 00:42:58,894 --> 00:43:02,421 Oh, well, great. Good. Phew. 668 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:03,930 They're up there. 669 00:43:07,636 --> 00:43:11,800 Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. 670 00:43:11,874 --> 00:43:12,966 Wow. 671 00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:15,805 So do you have any live people? 672 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,676 No. Only dead ones. 673 00:43:18,747 --> 00:43:21,716 I mean, if we had a lot of live people here, 674 00:43:21,783 --> 00:43:25,344 it wouldn't be called the wild, would it? 675 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:26,717 The wild? 676 00:43:26,788 --> 00:43:29,882 Whoa. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. 677 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,289 You mean, like, 678 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:35,954 the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild? 679 00:43:36,031 --> 00:43:38,625 - Who wipes? - Oy vey. 680 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,429 - Oy vey! - Oy vey, everybody! 681 00:43:40,502 --> 00:43:42,436 Oy vey! 682 00:43:42,504 --> 00:43:44,870 Oould you excuse me for a moment? 683 00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:52,543 Get me out of here! We got to get out of here! 684 00:43:52,781 --> 00:43:55,477 - Help! - What are you doing?! 685 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,677 I'm swimming back to New York. 686 00:43:57,753 --> 00:44:00,745 I know my chances are slim, but I have to try! 687 00:44:00,822 --> 00:44:04,383 - You can't swim! - I said my chances are slim! 688 00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:09,294 Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see! 689 00:44:10,999 --> 00:44:12,899 I can see! 690 00:44:13,902 --> 00:44:17,201 Look. There's obviously just been a little mistake. 691 00:44:17,272 --> 00:44:19,832 The people didn't dump us here on purpose. 692 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:24,106 As soon as they realize what happened, they'll come looking for us, right? 693 00:44:24,179 --> 00:44:25,305 Yeah, right. 694 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:29,407 I don't know the words But we're born free 695 00:44:29,484 --> 00:44:33,045 You know something? I bet they're already on their way. 696 00:44:39,361 --> 00:44:43,923 Well, boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast. 697 00:44:46,969 --> 00:44:48,402 Rico. 698 00:44:51,139 --> 00:44:55,200 Well, since I'm doomed to die on this forsaken island, 699 00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:57,575 I, Melman Mankiewicz, 700 00:44:57,646 --> 00:45:01,013 being of sound mind and unsound body, 701 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:05,281 have divided my estate equally among the three of you. 702 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:07,781 Sorry, Alex. 703 00:45:07,856 --> 00:45:12,520 Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman. Outdoor plumbing. 704 00:45:12,594 --> 00:45:14,494 No, it's not a latrine. 705 00:45:14,563 --> 00:45:18,829 It's a grave. You sent Melman to his grave. Are you happy? 706 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,231 Aw, come on. 707 00:45:20,302 --> 00:45:23,738 This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning. 708 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:26,069 This could be the best that's happened. 709 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:28,166 No. No. No. No. 710 00:45:28,243 --> 00:45:32,737 No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not the best thing that's happened to us. 711 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:36,716 You abused the power of the birthday wish and brought bad luck on all of us. 712 00:45:36,785 --> 00:45:39,379 Why'd you tell your wish? You're not supposed to. 713 00:45:39,454 --> 00:45:42,082 I didn't want to tell you. Remember? 714 00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:45,649 - You guys made me tell you. - Oh, okay. 715 00:45:45,727 --> 00:45:49,390 Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck. 716 00:45:49,464 --> 00:45:52,297 Look around. There's no fences, no schedules. 717 00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:54,835 This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born... 718 00:45:54,903 --> 00:45:57,428 Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this. 719 00:45:57,506 --> 00:46:02,443 This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. 720 00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:05,207 That is the bad side, where you can prance and skip 721 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,772 like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you want. 722 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:12,809 This is the good side for those who love New York and care about going home. 723 00:46:12,888 --> 00:46:15,652 - Oome on. - No, no. Back! Back! 724 00:46:15,724 --> 00:46:17,487 You know what? This isn't good. 725 00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:21,893 Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine. 726 00:46:21,963 --> 00:46:24,830 And if you need me, I'll be over here, 727 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:28,836 on the fun side of the island, having a good old time. 728 00:46:28,904 --> 00:46:30,428 This is the fun side, 729 00:46:30,505 --> 00:46:33,804 where we'll have a great time surviving until we go home. 730 00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,605 - A yabbadabbado old time! - This side's the best. 731 00:46:36,678 --> 00:46:40,205 That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool! 732 00:46:40,282 --> 00:46:42,512 - Wilma! - Now what do we do? 733 00:46:42,584 --> 00:46:45,018 Don't worry. I have a plan to get us rescued. 734 00:46:47,255 --> 00:46:51,248 Oan't wait to see the look on Marty's face when he sees this. 735 00:46:54,663 --> 00:46:58,155 Just look at him. He's helpless without us. 736 00:47:07,642 --> 00:47:09,303 Shut up, Spalding. 737 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:17,476 I've been standing here for hours, man. 738 00:47:17,552 --> 00:47:20,214 How long do I have to pose like this? 739 00:47:20,989 --> 00:47:23,423 She is finito. 740 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:28,127 I defy any rescue boat within a million miles 741 00:47:28,196 --> 00:47:30,255 to miss this baby. 742 00:47:30,332 --> 00:47:34,530 When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty 743 00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:38,334 and be rescued from this awful nightmare! 744 00:47:38,406 --> 00:47:41,398 What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? 745 00:47:41,476 --> 00:47:44,502 - How's the liberty fire going, Melman? - Great. Idiot. 746 00:47:44,579 --> 00:47:46,069 I heard that. 747 00:47:46,148 --> 00:47:48,742 Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's fire? 748 00:47:50,051 --> 00:47:54,044 That's wild fire. We're not using wild fire on Lady Liberty. 749 00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:56,989 - Now, rub, Melman. - I've been doing... 750 00:47:57,058 --> 00:48:01,654 I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I ju... I can't do it! 751 00:48:03,031 --> 00:48:04,123 Fire. 752 00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:06,322 Fire. 753 00:48:07,903 --> 00:48:10,064 Fire! Fire! 754 00:48:14,042 --> 00:48:15,202 Oh, my 755 00:48:15,777 --> 00:48:16,869 Fire! 756 00:48:16,945 --> 00:48:18,810 Not yet! No, no! No! 757 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,370 Fire! 758 00:48:20,448 --> 00:48:21,881 Melman, hold still! 759 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,614 Jump! Alex, jump! 760 00:48:24,686 --> 00:48:26,950 Don't worry, cats always land on their... 761 00:48:27,956 --> 00:48:30,823 Face? Man, what kind of cat are you? 762 00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:41,401 You maniac! 763 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,963 You burned it up! 764 00:48:44,472 --> 00:48:46,303 Darn you! 765 00:48:46,374 --> 00:48:49,241 Darn you all to heck! 766 00:48:49,644 --> 00:48:51,805 Oan we go to the fun side now? 767 00:48:53,114 --> 00:48:56,208 Everybody, calm down. Oome on. Into your chairs. 768 00:48:56,284 --> 00:48:59,082 Everybody, calm down. Let go of his tail. 769 00:48:59,154 --> 00:49:01,622 Separate those two, would you, please? 770 00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:03,453 You here, you there. Everyone... 771 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:07,026 Oalm down, people, okay? 772 00:49:07,095 --> 00:49:11,361 Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah. 773 00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:14,596 You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go. 774 00:49:14,669 --> 00:49:16,261 Now, everybody, 775 00:49:16,338 --> 00:49:21,037 we all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York giants. 776 00:49:21,109 --> 00:49:23,009 - Yes, Willie? - I like them. 777 00:49:23,078 --> 00:49:27,037 I like them. I liked them first. Before I even met them I liked them. 778 00:49:27,115 --> 00:49:30,881 I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them. 779 00:49:30,952 --> 00:49:33,216 Oh, shut up. You're so annoying! 780 00:49:34,356 --> 00:49:37,587 Now, for as long as we can remember, 781 00:49:37,659 --> 00:49:42,460 we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded fossa. 782 00:49:42,530 --> 00:49:45,226 The fossa! The fossa are attacking! 783 00:49:48,703 --> 00:49:51,194 It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook! 784 00:49:51,273 --> 00:49:52,900 Please. Maurice. 785 00:49:53,975 --> 00:49:55,738 Quiet! 786 00:49:55,810 --> 00:49:59,974 Oome on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant. 787 00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:04,882 So my genius plan is this: 788 00:50:04,953 --> 00:50:07,353 We will make the New York giants 789 00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:10,323 our friends and keep them close. 790 00:50:10,392 --> 00:50:13,691 Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, 791 00:50:13,762 --> 00:50:17,129 we will be safe and never have to worry 792 00:50:17,198 --> 00:50:20,998 about the dreaded fossa ever again. 793 00:50:23,338 --> 00:50:27,331 I thought of that. I thought of that. Yes. Me. I did. 794 00:50:27,409 --> 00:50:30,139 Hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinking now. 795 00:50:30,211 --> 00:50:33,044 I mean, does anyone wonder why the fossa 796 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,708 were so scared of Mr. Alex? 797 00:50:35,784 --> 00:50:39,049 I mean, maybe we should be scared too. 798 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,180 What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the fossa? 799 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,890 I tell you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies. 800 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,452 Maurice, you did not raise your hand. 801 00:50:49,531 --> 00:50:53,262 Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. 802 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:57,733 Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? 803 00:50:57,806 --> 00:51:00,274 No? Good. So shut up. 804 00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:03,573 When the New York giants wake up, 805 00:51:03,645 --> 00:51:09,311 we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. 806 00:51:10,685 --> 00:51:12,983 Now, who would like a cookie? 807 00:51:37,612 --> 00:51:42,481 Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria are over there having a good time. 808 00:51:42,550 --> 00:51:45,110 There's room on the fun side for one more. 809 00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:46,813 No, thanks. 810 00:51:46,888 --> 00:51:51,052 Look, I've been thinking. Maybe if you gave this place a chance, 811 00:51:51,126 --> 00:51:54,118 I don't know, you might even enjoy yourself. 812 00:51:54,195 --> 00:51:57,653 Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry. 813 00:51:57,732 --> 00:51:59,632 I just want to go home. 814 00:52:00,802 --> 00:52:04,795 Oould you just give it a chance? Think about it. 815 00:52:05,707 --> 00:52:08,608 It really isn't the fun side without you. 816 00:52:24,426 --> 00:52:26,053 I know. And then... 817 00:52:29,030 --> 00:52:31,123 - It's him. - Who is it? 818 00:52:31,633 --> 00:52:34,932 It's the pizza man. Who the heck do you think it is? 819 00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:37,636 Yes? Oan I help you? 820 00:52:38,339 --> 00:52:39,863 Oan I come to the fun side? 821 00:52:42,544 --> 00:52:43,602 Beg your pardon? 822 00:52:44,379 --> 00:52:46,609 You know, I've been kind of a jerk. 823 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:53,283 But I've been thinking about what you said, and I'm sorry. 824 00:53:00,562 --> 00:53:04,225 Welcome to Oasa del Wild. Take a load off. 825 00:53:04,299 --> 00:53:06,267 Hey, hey, wipe your feet. 826 00:53:11,339 --> 00:53:15,435 - Alex! - Mi casa is su casa. 827 00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:23,840 Very impressive. 828 00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:26,978 Hey, have a drink. It's on the house. 829 00:53:28,756 --> 00:53:30,018 This is seawater. 830 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,925 Oh, you don't swallow it. It's just temporary till the plumbing's done. 831 00:53:34,996 --> 00:53:36,930 Hey, y'all look hungry. 832 00:53:37,665 --> 00:53:40,691 How would you like some of nature's goodness? 833 00:53:41,803 --> 00:53:43,464 You have food? 834 00:53:43,538 --> 00:53:46,473 The Fun Side Special, coming up. 835 00:53:47,175 --> 00:53:49,200 Seaweed on a stick. 836 00:53:49,777 --> 00:53:50,766 Seaweed? 837 00:53:51,212 --> 00:53:54,272 On a stick. Don't love it till you try it. 838 00:54:02,123 --> 00:54:03,681 That's unbelievable. 839 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,218 - So good. - Well, thanks. 840 00:54:07,295 --> 00:54:10,162 It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it? 841 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:14,396 Well, maybe it could use a little lemon. 842 00:54:18,373 --> 00:54:22,673 No, it's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this. 843 00:54:22,744 --> 00:54:24,507 Oh, but it does. 844 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,703 Oheck this out. 845 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:35,979 Wow. Would you look at that. 846 00:54:36,057 --> 00:54:40,551 It's like billions and billions of helicopters. 847 00:54:40,628 --> 00:54:43,028 It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick! 848 00:54:43,097 --> 00:54:46,260 Ooh! How about a thick, juicy steak? 849 00:54:46,334 --> 00:54:47,858 You know what, Alex? 850 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:52,600 I promise you I'm going to find you a steak tomorrow if it kills me. 851 00:54:52,674 --> 00:54:53,971 Thanks, Marty. 852 00:54:54,042 --> 00:54:57,102 It is getting late. I guess I'm going to... 853 00:54:57,178 --> 00:54:59,612 I think I'm going to hit the sack too. 854 00:54:59,681 --> 00:55:01,546 Sweet dreams, everyone. 855 00:55:31,846 --> 00:55:33,245 Alex. 856 00:55:43,224 --> 00:55:44,953 What are you doing? 857 00:55:45,793 --> 00:55:50,287 Twenty-seven, 28, 29. Thirty black and only 29 white. 858 00:55:50,365 --> 00:55:53,198 Looks like you're black with white stripes after all. 859 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,791 Dilemma solved. Good night. 860 00:56:05,513 --> 00:56:09,040 You see, Maurice, Mr. Alex was grooming his friend. 861 00:56:09,117 --> 00:56:12,553 He is clearly a tender, loving thing. 862 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:15,555 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? 863 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:19,286 Look at him. He's so cute and plushy. 864 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,885 I don't think he was grooming him. 865 00:56:21,963 --> 00:56:24,431 Look more like he was tasting him to me. 866 00:56:24,499 --> 00:56:27,832 Suit yourself, no matter. I don't care. 867 00:56:27,902 --> 00:56:32,066 Soon we will put my excellent plan to action. 868 00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:34,870 All we have to do is wait 869 00:56:34,942 --> 00:56:38,605 until they are deep in their sleep. 870 00:56:44,285 --> 00:56:47,220 How long is this going to take?! 871 00:57:13,648 --> 00:57:15,081 Well, this sucks! 872 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:19,014 Wake up, Mr. Alex. 873 00:57:20,154 --> 00:57:22,679 Wake up, Mr. Alex. 874 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:25,088 Rise and shining. 875 00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:28,356 Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex! 876 00:57:28,429 --> 00:57:29,896 Wake up! Alex! 877 00:57:30,431 --> 00:57:31,659 You suck your thumb? 878 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:37,296 Where are we? What the heck is going on? 879 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:39,635 Where's the beach? Take it easy. 880 00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:42,699 - Who built a forest? - Don't be alarmed, giant freaks. 881 00:57:42,777 --> 00:57:43,971 While you were asleep, 882 00:57:44,045 --> 00:57:48,209 we simply took you to our little corner of heaven. 883 00:57:48,282 --> 00:57:50,546 Welcome to Madagascar. 884 00:57:50,618 --> 00:57:53,178 - Mada-who-ah? - What? 885 00:57:53,254 --> 00:57:55,620 No, not whooha. Ascar. 886 00:58:03,264 --> 00:58:04,959 Marty. It's... 887 00:58:05,032 --> 00:58:07,592 Just like my mural back at the zoo. 888 00:58:07,668 --> 00:58:11,832 Oh, no, fella, that is the real deal right there. 889 00:58:11,906 --> 00:58:13,965 Look at that, that's not a bad view. 890 00:58:14,041 --> 00:58:17,943 That's the thing that you were always looking at, but it's actually there. 891 00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:21,480 - That's the real version of... - How about once around the park? 892 00:58:21,649 --> 00:58:24,982 Let's get our blood pumping, lungs breathing this fresh air. 893 00:58:25,052 --> 00:58:26,451 Who's with me?! 894 00:58:26,521 --> 00:58:28,989 Naw. I don't think I could... You're it! 895 00:58:29,056 --> 00:58:30,648 Hey! Want to play around? 896 00:58:32,894 --> 00:58:34,088 Got you there! 897 00:58:34,162 --> 00:58:35,527 Oome here! 898 00:58:35,897 --> 00:58:37,091 You're it. 899 00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:39,895 Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy! 900 00:58:40,501 --> 00:58:43,061 Okay, Marty, I'm it. 901 00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:45,628 I'm it. I'm it. You win. 902 00:58:45,706 --> 00:58:48,197 Oome on, Alex, get in the groove. 903 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,176 I haven't eaten in two days. 904 00:58:50,244 --> 00:58:53,372 My blood sugar's real low. I just don't have the energy. 905 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,312 I don't think that's your problem. 906 00:58:55,383 --> 00:58:58,079 First of all, that's not how you run in the wild. 907 00:58:58,152 --> 00:59:00,120 Let's go. Put the rubber to the road! 908 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:02,179 You just have to let out that inner lion. 909 00:59:02,256 --> 00:59:05,692 - Now, who's the cat? - Marty, I really don't... 910 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,923 You are, that's who. Oome on! Here we go! 911 00:59:08,996 --> 00:59:11,794 That's it. Let's build up some steam! You the cat. 912 00:59:11,866 --> 00:59:13,458 - Who's the cat? - You the cat. 913 00:59:13,534 --> 00:59:15,126 - Who's the cat? - You the cat. 914 00:59:15,203 --> 00:59:18,798 Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? 915 00:59:18,873 --> 00:59:23,003 Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? 916 00:59:24,345 --> 00:59:26,142 I'm the cat! 917 00:59:31,953 --> 00:59:33,420 Surprise! 918 00:59:40,928 --> 00:59:42,452 You're it. You're it! 919 00:59:42,530 --> 00:59:44,828 Oan'tjuke the cat. Oat's too quick. 920 00:59:47,802 --> 00:59:53,138 I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky! 921 00:59:54,141 --> 00:59:57,167 - Let's go wild! - Now you're talking! 922 01:00:04,318 --> 01:00:07,014 Man! I feel different. 923 01:00:07,088 --> 01:00:10,387 Noogie, noogie, noogie. Noogie, noogie, noogie! 924 01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:14,020 Kind of charged up or something. 925 01:00:14,095 --> 01:00:16,893 - Like you said, baby, it's... - Orackalacking. 926 01:00:16,964 --> 01:00:21,401 - Ain't that right, Melman? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 927 01:00:24,105 --> 01:00:25,663 I'm in heaven. 928 01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:30,677 You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend and the fossas are nowhere to be seen. 929 01:00:30,745 --> 01:00:33,646 It could be said that my plan is working 930 01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:37,013 in a very good working kind of way. 931 01:00:37,084 --> 01:00:40,212 Alex. You got to try some of this. 932 01:00:41,856 --> 01:00:44,324 I feel good. Feel like a king again. 933 01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:46,319 King? 934 01:00:47,128 --> 01:00:48,925 You should see his act. 935 01:00:48,996 --> 01:00:52,193 Oome on, Alex, why don't you show him some of your act. 936 01:00:52,266 --> 01:00:55,167 Oh. No, I really don't think I could... Okay. 937 01:00:55,236 --> 01:00:58,501 Ladies and gentlemen. Primates of all ages. 938 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,699 The wild proudly presents: 939 01:01:00,775 --> 01:01:02,242 The king. 940 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:05,108 Alex the lion! 941 01:01:06,113 --> 01:01:07,375 E flat, fellas. 942 01:01:16,824 --> 01:01:19,554 Yeah! The king is in the house! 943 01:01:19,627 --> 01:01:23,495 See, if he is the king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown. 944 01:01:23,564 --> 01:01:26,692 Got a very nice one. And it's here on my head. 945 01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:28,735 Look at it. Have I got it on? 946 01:01:35,009 --> 01:01:37,034 Do the roar, man. Do the roar. 947 01:01:42,183 --> 01:01:45,516 Wow. I've never heard that one before. 948 01:01:45,586 --> 01:01:47,816 Yeah! Go wild, man! Oome on! 949 01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:50,585 Break out the wave! 950 01:02:17,485 --> 01:02:19,646 Excuse me. 951 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,950 You're biting my butt. 952 01:02:24,258 --> 01:02:26,726 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 953 01:02:28,629 --> 01:02:30,722 - What did you do? - You just bit me! 954 01:02:30,798 --> 01:02:32,959 No. I didn't. Did I? 955 01:02:33,034 --> 01:02:34,592 You kind of did. 956 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:36,795 What the heck is wrong with you? 957 01:02:38,539 --> 01:02:39,801 Why'd you bite me? 958 01:02:39,874 --> 01:02:42,672 - Man, it's because you are his dinner. - What?! 959 01:02:42,743 --> 01:02:45,007 - Excuse me? - That's dumb. 960 01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:49,539 Oome, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? 961 01:02:49,617 --> 01:02:51,482 Here, give me a nibble. 962 01:02:51,552 --> 01:02:55,249 The party is over, Julien. Your brilliant plan has failed. 963 01:02:55,322 --> 01:02:57,085 What are you talking about? 964 01:02:57,158 --> 01:02:58,853 Your friend here is what we call 965 01:02:58,926 --> 01:03:02,089 a deluxe-model hunting and eating machine. 966 01:03:02,163 --> 01:03:04,097 And he eats steak... 967 01:03:04,165 --> 01:03:05,632 ...which is you. 968 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:09,897 - Get out of here. - Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it. 969 01:03:09,970 --> 01:03:11,801 The plan failed. 970 01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:15,137 All is lost! We're all doomed. 971 01:03:15,209 --> 01:03:20,010 The fossas will come back and gobble us with their mouths because... 972 01:03:20,081 --> 01:03:22,447 ...we are all steak. 973 01:03:22,516 --> 01:03:24,381 I'm steak! Me, me, me! 974 01:03:24,452 --> 01:03:26,682 Mr. Alex cannot stay here. 975 01:03:26,754 --> 01:03:31,088 He belongs with his own kind on the fossa side of the island. 976 01:03:31,158 --> 01:03:33,058 By the power vested in me, 977 01:03:33,127 --> 01:03:36,426 by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah... 978 01:03:36,497 --> 01:03:37,657 Be gone! 979 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:40,564 What? Oome on, do I look like a steak to you? 980 01:03:40,634 --> 01:03:41,862 Yeah! 981 01:03:41,936 --> 01:03:44,837 See, I told you I don't look like a... Wait. What you say? 982 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:47,305 Oh, yeah! 983 01:03:48,809 --> 01:03:52,404 - He's going savage. - Run for your lives. 984 01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:56,076 Marty, run! 985 01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:16,602 A bull's eye. Excellent shot, Maurice. 986 01:04:16,670 --> 01:04:17,762 Thank you. 987 01:04:23,144 --> 01:04:24,406 Marty? 988 01:04:26,847 --> 01:04:28,747 I'm so sorry, Marty. 989 01:04:33,254 --> 01:04:36,018 What is wrong with me? 990 01:04:36,090 --> 01:04:38,422 Ow. 991 01:04:38,492 --> 01:04:40,289 Oh, no. 992 01:04:40,361 --> 01:04:42,022 What have I done? 993 01:04:42,096 --> 01:04:45,190 It's true. I'm a monster. 994 01:04:45,266 --> 01:04:47,234 I got to get out of here. 995 01:06:58,832 --> 01:07:02,199 What have I done? This is a nightmare. 996 01:07:02,269 --> 01:07:03,998 And it's all my fault. 997 01:07:04,071 --> 01:07:07,040 Now, because of me, we've lost Alex. 998 01:07:07,107 --> 01:07:08,768 Well, what are we going to do? 999 01:07:08,842 --> 01:07:11,504 We'll find a way to help him. That's what we'll do. 1000 01:07:11,578 --> 01:07:12,567 Okay. 1001 01:07:12,646 --> 01:07:15,376 Oome on, we are New Yorkers, right? 1002 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,713 We're tough. We're gritty. 1003 01:07:17,785 --> 01:07:19,514 We're adaptable! 1004 01:07:19,586 --> 01:07:22,521 And we are not going to lay down like a bunch of Melmans. 1005 01:07:22,589 --> 01:07:25,057 No, we're not. 1006 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,387 Oh. Gloria. 1007 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:29,588 That was not me, okay? That was the boat. 1008 01:07:29,730 --> 01:07:31,857 - The boat! - The boat? 1009 01:07:31,932 --> 01:07:35,925 The boat's come back for us! Oome on, guys, we got to flag it down. 1010 01:07:38,072 --> 01:07:39,061 There it is! 1011 01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:41,073 - Hey, over here! - Over here! 1012 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,608 Over here! Yo! 1013 01:07:42,676 --> 01:07:45,372 Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up! Lift me up! 1014 01:07:45,446 --> 01:07:46,845 Help! Help! Help! 1015 01:07:46,914 --> 01:07:49,747 - Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys. - Over here! 1016 01:07:49,817 --> 01:07:53,548 - Melman! Steady. This way! - You have no idea how much this hurts. 1017 01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,485 Hey, boat! We're over here! 1018 01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:01,821 Look! It's turning! It's coming back! It's coming back! 1019 01:08:01,895 --> 01:08:04,193 Oome on! Oome on, baby! 1020 01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:07,027 Yes! You guys. 1021 01:08:07,101 --> 01:08:09,399 You flag down that boat. I'll get Alex. 1022 01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:12,303 Whoa! Hold on there. 1023 01:08:12,373 --> 01:08:14,773 You cannot go back there by yourself. 1024 01:08:14,842 --> 01:08:17,174 Aw, come on. I know Alex. 1025 01:08:17,244 --> 01:08:20,008 He hears we're rescued, he'll snap right out of it. 1026 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,514 The people are coming. They can help us. 1027 01:08:22,583 --> 01:08:25,575 Melman's right. The people will know what to do. 1028 01:08:25,652 --> 01:08:27,882 Now, we got to flag down that boat. 1029 01:08:46,273 --> 01:08:48,935 Now, this is more like it. 1030 01:08:49,009 --> 01:08:52,376 You?! Oh, ma... Where are the people? 1031 01:08:52,446 --> 01:08:54,380 We killed them and ate their livers. 1032 01:08:56,450 --> 01:08:57,747 Got you, didn't I? 1033 01:08:57,818 --> 01:09:00,446 Just kidding, doll, the people are fine. 1034 01:09:01,088 --> 01:09:03,852 They're on a slow lifeboat to Ohina. 1035 01:09:03,924 --> 01:09:06,290 Hey, I know you two. 1036 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:10,797 Where's that psychotic lion and our monochromatic friend? 1037 01:09:10,864 --> 01:09:14,823 Marty? He's righ... Where did he go? He was right behind us. 1038 01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:18,463 He went back for Alex. He's going to get himself killed! 1039 01:09:18,539 --> 01:09:21,702 Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. 1040 01:09:21,775 --> 01:09:23,675 Looks like we have a job to do. 1041 01:09:23,744 --> 01:09:26,611 Oaptain's log: Embarking into hostile environment. 1042 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:30,207 Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. 1043 01:09:30,384 --> 01:09:32,852 Rico. We'll need special tactical equipment. 1044 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,514 We're going to face extreme peril. 1045 01:09:35,589 --> 01:09:37,989 Private probably won't survive. 1046 01:09:44,798 --> 01:09:47,665 Alex! Oome out, Alex! 1047 01:09:47,734 --> 01:09:50,032 The boat's here! We can go home! 1048 01:09:56,543 --> 01:10:01,640 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1049 01:10:01,815 --> 01:10:06,411 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1050 01:10:07,054 --> 01:10:09,921 Alex! Alex! Alex! 1051 01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:13,721 Alex! Alex! Alex! 1052 01:10:13,794 --> 01:10:15,193 Alex! 1053 01:10:17,197 --> 01:10:18,186 Alex! 1054 01:10:20,100 --> 01:10:21,567 Marty? 1055 01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:25,401 Snap out of it, Alex. The boat came back. We can get out of here. 1056 01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:29,533 We can go back to civilization, and everything will be like it used to be. 1057 01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:31,100 Stay back. 1058 01:10:32,112 --> 01:10:33,204 Please. 1059 01:10:34,348 --> 01:10:36,282 I'm a monster. 1060 01:10:36,350 --> 01:10:39,717 Alex, you're no monster. You're my friend. 1061 01:10:39,786 --> 01:10:42,880 We're a team. You and me, remember? 1062 01:10:50,764 --> 01:10:52,891 I don't want to hurt you. 1063 01:11:24,264 --> 01:11:26,129 Alex. 1064 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,258 I ain't leaving without you. 1065 01:11:44,084 --> 01:11:47,349 Alex? I'm thinking of a song. 1066 01:11:47,421 --> 01:11:51,414 It's a wonderful song. I'm sure you're familiar with it. 1067 01:11:52,759 --> 01:11:56,593 Start spreadin' the news 1068 01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:01,497 I'm leaving today 1069 01:12:02,536 --> 01:12:06,199 We are a great big part of it 1070 01:12:08,942 --> 01:12:12,901 Oome on, you know the words. Two little words. 1071 01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:15,642 Please don't make me sing this by myself. 1072 01:12:15,716 --> 01:12:18,913 You really don't want to hear me sing this by myself. 1073 01:12:22,556 --> 01:12:26,219 Uh, Alex? Oould you come out here for a minute? 1074 01:12:26,293 --> 01:12:29,729 Hey, Alex, a little help. 1075 01:12:30,664 --> 01:12:31,995 Help me! 1076 01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:35,261 Alex! Help! 1077 01:12:39,339 --> 01:12:43,469 Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody! 1078 01:12:44,211 --> 01:12:46,611 Help! 1079 01:12:57,824 --> 01:12:59,416 - Melman? - That's right, baby. 1080 01:13:00,994 --> 01:13:02,325 Run! 1081 01:13:04,631 --> 01:13:06,622 - What's the plan? - This is the plan. 1082 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:08,292 - Fossa hungry. - Fossa eat. 1083 01:13:08,368 --> 01:13:10,598 This is the plan? 1084 01:13:10,671 --> 01:13:11,968 Fossa halt. 1085 01:13:14,608 --> 01:13:17,042 Fossa ooh. 1086 01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,711 Fossa aaahh. 1087 01:13:20,981 --> 01:13:23,381 Fossa ooh. 1088 01:13:24,918 --> 01:13:27,284 Fossa aaahh. 1089 01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:29,918 Oome and get it. 1090 01:13:29,990 --> 01:13:31,014 Fossa. 1091 01:13:43,704 --> 01:13:45,638 - Take that. - Fossa ow! 1092 01:13:45,706 --> 01:13:48,140 There's too many of them, skipper. 1093 01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:51,302 It's been a real pleasure serving with you boys. 1094 01:13:57,050 --> 01:13:59,416 Alex? 1095 01:13:59,486 --> 01:14:00,919 That's my kill. 1096 01:14:00,987 --> 01:14:02,352 Mine. 1097 01:14:08,095 --> 01:14:09,756 Alex hungry. 1098 01:14:11,098 --> 01:14:12,622 Alex eat. 1099 01:14:29,516 --> 01:14:30,847 It's showtime. 1100 01:14:32,953 --> 01:14:34,682 Thanks for not giving up on me. 1101 01:14:35,722 --> 01:14:39,624 Man, you almost gave me a heart attack. You can'tjust come sneak up on me. 1102 01:14:39,693 --> 01:14:42,719 Just because you're a lion... Let go of me. Let go of me. 1103 01:14:42,796 --> 01:14:46,197 We're getting out of here. Guys, just go with me on this. 1104 01:14:46,266 --> 01:14:48,325 Like I said, it's showtime. 1105 01:14:49,803 --> 01:14:50,997 Mine. 1106 01:14:52,372 --> 01:14:53,703 My kill. 1107 01:14:55,342 --> 01:14:57,003 They're all mine. 1108 01:14:59,212 --> 01:15:01,146 It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no! 1109 01:15:01,214 --> 01:15:03,205 - Don't eat me! - He's big and scary! 1110 01:15:03,283 --> 01:15:06,684 Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension. 1111 01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:10,712 - I am far too young to die! - You're a monster! A monster, I say! 1112 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:13,282 - And, you! - Me? 1113 01:15:17,364 --> 01:15:22,165 Oh, you want some of this? Ooh! You better run for your lives. 1114 01:15:22,569 --> 01:15:25,697 - Somebody call a cop! - He's psychotic! 1115 01:15:32,746 --> 01:15:35,510 This is my territory. Understand? 1116 01:15:36,650 --> 01:15:40,711 I never, ever want to see you on my turf again. 1117 01:15:47,427 --> 01:15:48,416 Boo. 1118 01:15:51,331 --> 01:15:53,196 Yeah! You the cat! 1119 01:15:54,701 --> 01:15:56,100 Got my boy back! 1120 01:15:57,637 --> 01:15:59,036 I did it! 1121 01:15:59,105 --> 01:16:03,132 Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! 1122 01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:06,543 I'm the one, baby! Oome on. Time to robot. 1123 01:16:06,613 --> 01:16:08,774 I am very clever king. 1124 01:16:09,549 --> 01:16:11,141 I am super genius. 1125 01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:13,812 I am robot king of the monkey things. 1126 01:16:13,887 --> 01:16:17,414 - Oompute, compute. - So, what's for lunch? 1127 01:16:19,793 --> 01:16:21,727 - Olose those eyes. - Why do I have to? 1128 01:16:21,795 --> 01:16:23,262 - Do it. - They're closed. 1129 01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:25,195 - Tighter. - Yes, sir. 1130 01:16:25,265 --> 01:16:26,994 - No peeking. - They're closed. 1131 01:16:27,067 --> 01:16:28,830 Rico. 1132 01:16:32,706 --> 01:16:33,764 Hai. 1133 01:16:35,442 --> 01:16:36,636 Open that hatch. 1134 01:16:37,577 --> 01:16:40,102 Fire in the hole. Now chew. 1135 01:16:40,914 --> 01:16:43,508 Ohew like you mean it. Savor it. 1136 01:16:44,351 --> 01:16:46,114 - And? - Well? 1137 01:16:46,186 --> 01:16:48,051 Pretty good, right? 1138 01:16:48,121 --> 01:16:50,521 There's always Plan B. 1139 01:16:52,192 --> 01:16:54,126 This is better than steak. 1140 01:16:54,194 --> 01:16:55,957 I love it. I love it! 1141 01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:58,020 The kitty loves the fishy. 1142 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,166 Well, I propose a toast. 1143 01:17:03,236 --> 01:17:06,171 Now, he may be a pain in the butt at times... 1144 01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:08,366 And trust me, I know. 1145 01:17:08,441 --> 01:17:11,137 But this cat proved to me without a doubt 1146 01:17:11,211 --> 01:17:13,645 that his heart is bigger than his stomach. 1147 01:17:13,713 --> 01:17:15,510 - To Alex. - To Alex. 1148 01:17:22,822 --> 01:17:24,380 Enough! Stop it! 1149 01:17:26,192 --> 01:17:29,320 What do you think? Should we head back to New York? 1150 01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:31,887 I don't know. I mean, this is your dream. 1151 01:17:31,965 --> 01:17:33,956 You sure you want to leave? 1152 01:17:34,034 --> 01:17:36,002 I don't care where we are. 1153 01:17:36,069 --> 01:17:39,368 As long as we're together, it doesn't matter to me. 1154 01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:41,066 Well, in that case... 1155 01:17:41,141 --> 01:17:44,304 Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go. 1156 01:17:44,377 --> 01:17:45,708 Hai. 1157 01:17:45,779 --> 01:17:49,510 But before you leave, I have an announcement to make. 1158 01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:52,551 So shut up, everyone, please. Thank you. 1159 01:17:52,619 --> 01:17:57,181 After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, 1160 01:17:57,257 --> 01:17:59,589 I have decided to thank you 1161 01:17:59,659 --> 01:18:02,389 for bringing peace to our home. 1162 01:18:02,462 --> 01:18:04,123 And to make you feel good, 1163 01:18:04,197 --> 01:18:07,030 I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift. 1164 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,933 No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown. 1165 01:18:10,003 --> 01:18:12,494 That's okay, I've got a bigger crown. 1166 01:18:12,572 --> 01:18:13,869 It's got a gecko on it. 1167 01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:17,137 Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go! 1168 01:18:18,178 --> 01:18:18,244 - Bye, little fuzzbuckets! - Thanks for everything! 1169 01:18:18,244 --> 01:18:21,008 - Bye, little fuzzbuckets! - Thanks for everything! 1170 01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:22,571 - So long! - Bye-bye, now. 1171 01:18:22,649 --> 01:18:24,241 - Arrivederci. - Bye-bye. 1172 01:18:24,317 --> 01:18:26,979 - Toodle-oo! - See you later, crocodile. 1173 01:18:27,053 --> 01:18:30,147 Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. 1174 01:18:30,991 --> 01:18:33,255 Faster, you naughty little monkey. 1175 01:18:33,326 --> 01:18:36,693 By the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. 1176 01:18:36,763 --> 01:18:38,788 So I was just thinking, why rush? 1177 01:18:38,865 --> 01:18:41,800 Maybe we could make a few side stops along the way. 1178 01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:44,268 - Maybe Paris. - You just read my mind. 1179 01:18:44,337 --> 01:18:46,771 - I was thinking Spain. - Run with the bulls. 1180 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,604 - What about Fiji? - Oanada. Oan we? 1181 01:18:49,676 --> 01:18:51,541 Oheap meds. 1182 01:18:51,611 --> 01:18:54,307 I wouldn't even mind coming back here sometime. 1183 01:18:54,381 --> 01:18:56,713 - I could do that. - You could say that again. 1184 01:18:56,783 --> 01:18:59,752 - Skipper? - I always wanted to go to Australia. 1185 01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:03,414 Don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas? 1186 01:19:03,490 --> 01:19:04,616 Nah. 1187 01:19:04,691 --> 01:19:08,593 Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. 1188 01:19:09,305 --> 01:19:15,239 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org88679