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- Thank you.
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- Whoa. Who are these from?
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- "Congrats on 'Night Nurse.'
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"Think of me
for your future projects.
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Your fan, Debra Messing."
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- Oh, Debra.
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- God, ever since Mom
put in the "Deadline" article,
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everybody thinks "Night Nurse"
is still happening.
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- Which is great.
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You get all the credit
for being in a movie
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without having
to actually film it.
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Like Angelina Jolie and
all those "Maleficent" movies.
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- Yeah, there's no way
those were real, right?
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- No.
They are 100% just posters.
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- But I wanted
to actually film it.
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- I know. It's still cool.
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I mean, you have been dying
to be known as an actor,
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and now you technically are.
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- Yeah, I mean, I have been
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getting a lot of messages
from gay celebrities.
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- Wait. Who?
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- Ben Platt and Adam Rippon
both DM'ed me and said congrats
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And Antoni sent me
a bunch of hearts.
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- How many?
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- I dunno, like,
enough to make 'em small?
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- Oh, my God.
Cary, you're in.
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- What?
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- You are a Respected Gay now.
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That is the most powerful thing
a person can be.
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Famous gays want to know you.
They want to fuck you.
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Take your pick, baby.
I'd choose Antoni.
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I mean, imagine
having sex with him.
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Huh.
I can't get my brain to do it.
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- Holy shit. I just got a DM
from Dean Brennon.
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- Wait, the actor?
- Yeah.
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And he just asked me out.
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- Ugh, Dean Brennon is gay?
That sucks.
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- Yeah. I mean,
he doesn't really
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comment on his sexuality,
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but he is playing
George Michael
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in that new George Michael
biopic "George."
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- He is so hot.
You have to message him back.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna fuck Dean Brennon.
- [squeals softly]
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- Or if I'm being honest,
Dean Brennon is gonna fuck me.
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- Yeah, he's probably
gonna fuck you.
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- Mm-hmm.
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♪ ♪
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- Chase.
Are you so excited for today?
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- Yeah. It's nice to be back
in the recording studio again.
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It's been so long.
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- And it doesn't get bigger
than "Bambi."
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah. You're playing Thumper
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in Disney's new
live-action "Bambi."
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It's gonna be exactly the same
as the original,
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only cost more and look worse.
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- But you said
I was collaborating
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on a project
with Drake and Cardi B.
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- You are.
Drake's playing Bambi,
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and Cardi B's playing
Bambi's mom.
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- But we're not actors.
- Yeah.
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They don't let actors do voice
acting for movies anymore.
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It's only singers and athletes.
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So it's you, Drake, Cardi B,
Shawn Mendes is Mr. Mole,
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and Damian Davis from the
"Golden State Warriors"
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is Flower.
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All right, let's get in there.
Let's make some vocal magic.
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- Damian?
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My friend Lance is a huge fan
and wanted me to say hi,
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and that you almost have
the same birthday.
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His is January 11th
and yours is February 8th.
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- Oh, wow, twins.
- [squeals softly]
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- Okay, let's go for one.
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"Bambi" scene 12.
Thumper and Flower, take one.
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- What's wrong with your legs,
Flower?
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Why can't they jump?
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- Cause I'm not a rabbit
like you,
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I'm just a little skunk.
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- Great.
Let's go again.
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- Oh, hey, Mom got an offer
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to host a prime time
game show for NBC.
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They're doing
"Tic Tac Toe" now.
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What do you think?
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- Oh, another thing?
And at night?
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- Yeah. I was gonna pass cause
it seems like a cash grab.
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- Yeah, I think that's cool.
That's probably cool.
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Okay, I still have
some time with her.
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- No, silly Bambi.
Those are called birds.
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Say it with me.
B-b-b-birds.
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- This sucks.
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- Yeah, sorry, man.
I'm trying my best.
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[phone chimes]
- Oh. It's official.
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Our own Cary Donald Dubek
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is now on a date
with Dean Brennon.
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- What? He is?
- Yeah.
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He's going to literally, like,
fuck a celebrity.
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God, I wanna fuck a celebrity.
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- What's wrong with your legs,
Flower?
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- Okay, Damian.
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- Sorry, I--I just gotta say,
you are so hot.
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[laughter]
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- You're pretty hot yourself.
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- Oh, my God.
[chuckles]
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- Is everything okay?
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- Yeah, I just wanna make sure
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people can see
it's me in these.
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[shutters clicking]
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- Sorry 'bout these guys.
They're obsessed with me.
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- Dean, you two together?
You having sex?
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- Guys, I don't comment
on my sexuality.
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- [chuckles]
That's so modern.
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But can I tell them
we're on a date?
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Just 'cause otherwise
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it might look like
you're babysitting me.
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- [chuckles]
Sorry.
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I like to keep my personal life
personal.
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- Totally. Totally. Yeah.
Do you wanna move inside or?
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- No. That's okay.
Man, your hair is amazing.
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What kind of product
do you use?
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- Oh, my God.
Now you are touching me.
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- Whoa, looks like somebody
has a comment.
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Cary, let's talk about that big
boner you have under the table.
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- All right, well,
I--I also like
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to keep my personal life
personal, guys. So.
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- [laughing]
- No, you get it.
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- Yeah.
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- So I mean, your friend
loves me. But what about you?
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- Well, I didn't before,
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but now that you're sitting
in front of me,
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there's just so much
to work with.
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[chuckles]
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- Listen, I'm just here
for the night,
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but would you wanna
come over for a drink?
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I have an apartment here.
- Oh. Yeah. That'd be great.
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- Hey, Damian.
We're ready for you.
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- All right.
They're ready for me.
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- Okay.
Good luck, Flower.
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[phone line trilling]
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- Hey, B.
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- Lance, Damian Davis
just invited me
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to his place for a drink.
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- What?
My Damian Davis?
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Hey, Leah's here right now.
Mind if I put her on speaker?
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- Oh, absolutely.
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This is actually
the perfect introduction to me.
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Hi, Leah.Nice to meet you.
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- Hey, Brooke. You too.
Wait, which one's Damian Davis?
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- The one with the beard
you like.
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- Oh, my God, Brooke,
he is so hot.
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And seems kind of funny?
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- Leah, he's hilarious.
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- Okay, you have to
keep us posted.
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- Yeah, tell us everything.
- Um, dur.
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[squeals softly]
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- All right, let's go again
from the top.
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- Hey, how much longer
is this gonna take?
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- Um, as long as it takes, bud.
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Guess who's going to Damian
Davis' for a drink later?
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Looks like Cary isn't
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the only one
who's gonna fuck a celebrity.
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- Yeah, I gotta say,
I love that shirt on you.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Do you mind if I--
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- Touch my neck in front
of a thousand cameras?
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Absolutely not.
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- Oh.
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Mossimo.
- [chuckles]
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So I don't wanna leave this
for even one second,
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but I--I have to go
to the bathroom.
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- Don't worry,
I won't go anywhere.
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- All right.
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[sighs]
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- Cary Dubek, I have important
information you need to know.
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- What?
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- Dean Brennon's not
who he says.
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You're being gay-baited.
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- Excuse me?
Who are you?
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- [soft, squeaky fart]
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I cannot tell you who I am.
- Why not?
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- Because I farted
and I'm embarrassed.
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It's Shuli.
- Shuli?
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- Shh!
Keep your voice down.
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I shouldn't even be here.
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It's breaking
The Publicist Code.
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But when I saw
the paparazzi pics online,
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I felt like
I needed to tell you.
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Dean Brennon is straight.
Like, super straight.
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- What?
No, he's not.
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He's playing George
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in the new George Michael
biopic, "George."
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- Cary, you should know
better than anyone
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that only straight people
play gay roles.
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But to get more press
while he promotes his movie,
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he's trying to make it
seem like maybe,
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just maybe he's gay so people
will talk about him more.
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It's PR 101.
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- No, no, he literally
won't stop touching me.
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- On the lips? Or is he just
touching your hair,
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checking your shirt tag
for the cameras?
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Look, you're the new,
hot gay on the scene.
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He wants to ride your gay
without ever riding your ass.
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Want proof?
Go to this address.
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Now, I gotta go.
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To the bathroom!
Get the hell out of here.
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- Okay.
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- Hey.
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Would you maybe wanna
go back to my place now?
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- Oh, really?
Wow, yeah.
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Yes, that is exactly
what I wanna do.
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Great, let's go.
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God, Shuli is such an idiot.
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[camera shutters clicking]
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- Mm, this wine is so good.
What is it?
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- Okay, but you can't
make fun of me
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'cause I'm kind of
a wine freak.
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It's a 2014 Domaine
Laroche Chablis.
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- Ooh, it's fancy.
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Um, where's your bathroom?
I just need to go real quick.
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Okay, it's going really well.
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We're having
a Donny Lachey Chablis.
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- Ooh, I gotta order me
some of that.
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- Does he look hot drinking it?
- Oh, my God, girl, so hot.
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Okay, I gotta get back
out there.
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I'll call if
anything else happens.
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[door shuts]
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Hey.
- Hey.
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- Sorry about that.
Where were we?
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- I think we were
maybe at here.
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- I have to go
to the bathroom again.
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[elevator bell rings]
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- So here we are.
What do you think?
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- It's great.
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Would you maybe
wanna show me the bedroom?
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- Of course.
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Or wait,
I forgot about my dog, Boomer.
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We should probably
take him out first.
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Hey!
[claps]
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- What's that?
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- Dean Brennon!
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Walking his dog
with Night Nurse!
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Are you two more than friends?
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- Guys, I don't comment
on my sexuality.
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Jeez, how do they
always find me?
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Let's just go back
to your place.
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- Okay, yes.
Please.
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So here we are.
246
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,461
And right back here
is the bedroom.
247
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,763
- Cool.
248
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,464
But wait, Cary,
your trash is full.
249
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,633
Let me take it out
for you first.
250
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,570
- Sorry, take out my--
- Dean Brennon!
251
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,805
Taking out Night Nurse's trash!
252
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,373
You two official?
You moving in together?
253
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,808
- You found me again?
254
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,412
Guys, I wanna keep
my personal life personal.
255
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,747
[camera shutters clicking]
256
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,052
Jesus, I'm so sorry about that.
- It's okay.
257
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,486
It's just getting late,
258
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,822
and I'd really like to head
to the bedroom.
259
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,824
- Yes, of course.
260
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,925
I'll let you get some sleep.
261
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,327
- No, no, no, that's not--
262
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,828
- But I'll be back at dawn
with two coffees.
263
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,597
Maybe we can walk up
and down Fifth Avenue
264
00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:58,965
and drink them together?
265
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,801
Night.
[door shuts]
266
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,842
- Sorry.
Small bladder.
267
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,612
Okay, things are
escalating quickly.
268
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:13,613
He just took off my shirt.
269
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,814
both: Oh, my God!
270
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,084
- Okay,
now I took off his shirt.
271
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,185
- Ooh!
272
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,920
- Is everything all right?
273
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,689
- Okay, now we're both naked.
I think we're gonna have sex?
274
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:24,824
- What?
275
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,993
Okay, we're having sex!
276
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,262
[screaming]
277
00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,497
[bottle shatters]
- [giggles]
278
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,702
[siren wailing]
279
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,772
[phone buzzing]
280
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,273
- Oh, hey, Dean.
281
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,042
- Cary. Where are you?I have our coffees.
282
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,145
- I had to go into work early.
- Oh, bummer.
283
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,813
Well, I was wonderingif you wanted
284
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,548
to come to the Equality Galawith me tonight?
285
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,883
- Oh, um--
286
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,518
- I won't take nofor an answer.
287
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,053
Come over later,we can get ready together.
288
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,287
[line clicks]
289
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,724
[baby crying]
290
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,861
[thunder rumbling]
291
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,464
[suspenseful music]
292
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:11,671
♪ ♪
293
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,339
[knocking]
294
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,644
- What do you want?
295
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:22,481
- My name's Cary.
Um, I need your help.
296
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,084
- This is a private residence.
Go away.
297
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,221
- It's about Dean Brennon!
[thunder rumbles]
298
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,824
[locks rattling]
299
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,168
Sorry, I--I heard you might
have proof
300
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,502
Dean Brennon is straight.
301
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,906
- I'm the proof.
We used to date.
302
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,109
- Oh, my God.
You're Jordana Brewster?
303
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,745
- Please keep your voice down.
- Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah.
304
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,213
I just--
305
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,182
I just watched every
"Fast and the Furious" movie
306
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,450
with my old roommate.
307
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,118
- Aw, that's so cool.
Thank you.
308
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,619
But, you know, it's so weird.
309
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,621
Everyone sees me as this,
like, badass action chick
310
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,757
when really I'm just
this total nerd
311
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,125
who majored in theater studies.
312
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,760
- Oh, cool.
313
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,528
- Yeah, I went to this college
in New Haven.
314
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,696
Doesn't really matter
which college,
315
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,531
but it was in New Haven.
316
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,201
- I'm sorry, Ms. Brewster,
can we focus?
317
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,136
I'm being gay-baited.
318
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,472
- [clicks tongue]
Yeah.
319
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,642
So Dean and I dated
for two weeks in 2010.
320
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,112
We met shooting
a "Scooby-Doo-Flintstones"
321
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,482
live action crossover film
called "Scooby-Doo 4:
322
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,150
Yabba Dabba Dooby."
[thunder rumbles]
323
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,552
- But when I Google
Dean Brennon Jordana Brewster,
324
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,754
nothing comes up.
325
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,422
- That's because
he had me scrubbed.
326
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:41,160
Getty Images, his Wiki, there's
no trace of me anywhere.
327
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,264
Luckily,
I managed to keep this.
328
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,665
♪ ♪
329
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,633
- What?
330
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:52,838
♪ ♪
331
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,840
This is us...
332
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,675
at the
"2010 Teen Choice Awards."
333
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,779
- Oh, my God.
He is straight.
334
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,014
He's wearing cargo shorts.
335
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,983
Actually, you're both
wearing cargo shorts.
336
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,351
- Those were really good times.
337
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,153
But even then,
Dean wanted more.
338
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,355
When we got home
from the ceremony,
339
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,357
he punched a hole in the wall.
340
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,925
- Because he lost?
341
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,126
- Because he won.
342
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,861
Dean didn't want
a Teen Choice Award.
343
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,863
He wanted an Oscar.
344
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,301
And he said that he would stop
at nothing to get it.
345
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,371
- I--I have to go.
Dean will be expecting me.
346
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,973
We're going to
the Equality Gala.
347
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,675
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
348
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,611
- And please know
I can do highbrow too.
349
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,180
I did "Godot" in college.
350
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,614
You know, I'll just tell you
which college it was.
351
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,882
It was actually--
- Yale. Yes, I know.
352
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,951
Jordana, I--I have to go.
353
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,654
- [laughs]
I had a great time last night.
354
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,322
- Oh, yeah?
So did I.
355
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,058
This is embarrassing,
but my lawyers make me do this.
356
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,460
Would you be okay
signing an NDA?
357
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,229
- Oh, of course.
358
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,730
- I mean, obviously,
I trust you.
359
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,233
- It's no problem at all.
Your privacy is key.
360
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,735
- Thanks. It's just my fans
always wanna know every detail
361
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,237
of my personal life,
you know?
362
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,074
- Totally. Yeah.
Discretion is my middle name.
363
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,843
Okay,
you guys can't tell anyone
364
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,911
that I fucked Damian Davis
because I just signed an NDA.
365
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,746
- Whoa.Okay, you got it, B.
366
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,682
- Yeah, Brooke, I promiseI won't tell anyone either.
367
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,183
- Perfect.
Well, then I'm not worried,
368
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,854
'cause you two
are the only people I told.
369
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,825
[thunder rumbling]
370
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,494
- Dean?
371
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,564
[oldies music playing softly]
372
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:29,401
♪ ♪
373
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:33,272
Dean?
- Hey! Just in the shower.
374
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,774
Come on in.
I'll be out in a sec.
375
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:42,047
- Ow. Daddy, no!Ow! It hurts!
376
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,883
- So how was your day?
377
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,951
♪ ♪
378
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,221
- I met someone who knows you.
379
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:52,458
Jordana Brewster?
380
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,762
- Oh, yeah,
from "Fast and the Furious"?
381
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,430
What's she like?
I never met her.
382
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,466
- Oh, really?
383
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,469
'Cause she told me
she was your date
384
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,772
to the
"2010 Teen Choice Awards."
385
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,974
- Huh. [chuckles]
That's weird.
386
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,576
- Cut the crap, Dean.
387
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,646
I know what's going on.
You've been gay-baiting me.
388
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,614
- Okay, now you're being crazy.
389
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,550
- I'm not being crazy.
390
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,319
You're crazy.
You used me, Dean.
391
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,154
You made me think
this was real.
392
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,756
I thought we were
gonna have sex.
393
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:24,990
Like, I thought I was gonna
get to see your dick
394
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,926
and your balls and your butt.
395
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,427
But I haven't gotten
to see anything.
396
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,662
I haven't even seen one cheek.
397
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,330
- Cary, you're
being hysterical.
398
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,465
And frankly, you're not pretty
when you're like this.
399
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,136
- Was I ever pretty to you?
400
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,804
- I don't comment
on my sexuality.
401
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,073
- Oh, my God.
Tell the truth.
402
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,076
You're never gonna ride
my ass hard, are you?
403
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,981
- No.
[thunder rumbles]
404
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,083
- I have to get out of here.
- Don't go. Please.
405
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,619
I can explain.
406
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,354
- [clears throat]
407
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,523
- Hey Brooke,
have a nice night?
408
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,824
- Nothing special.
409
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,025
- Hey, Brooke,
how was your evening?
410
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,460
- Quiet.
Read a book.
411
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,795
- Brooke,
what'd you do last night?
412
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:03,862
- Shut up, bitch!
413
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,797
- Oh.
414
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:08,000
[indistinct chatter]
415
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,202
- Jesus!
416
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,205
Mom, what are you doing?
417
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,306
Mom!
418
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,308
- Oh, hi, honey.
Sorry about that.
419
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,177
I trained myself to sleep
standing up
420
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,878
so I can take 20-second catnaps
421
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,347
while people don't need me
without messing up my hair.
422
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,048
That's what Ryan Seacrest
does, so.
423
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,717
- Okay. Well, I'll just
let you get back to it.
424
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,552
- Oh, what did you guys decide
about "Tic Tac Toe?"
425
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,287
- Oh, I think
we're just gonna pass.
426
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,855
- Okay, yeah,
I don't have to do that.
427
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,724
We should probably
let someone else host that.
428
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,359
But then again, if you think
it's a good idea, Brookie,
429
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,626
I'm more than happy to do it.
[phone buzzing]
430
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,629
- Okay.
Uh, sorry, Mom.
431
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,067
- Hello, Brooke Dubek.
432
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,335
- Ms. Dubek,my name is Philip Price.
433
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,004
I represent Damian Davis.
434
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,039
We have reason to believeyou broke your NDA
435
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,641
and we intend to takelegal action against you.
436
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,378
- Wait, what?
437
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,981
- You don't understand, Cary.
I'm not a bad guy.
438
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,983
My life is just
so much better now
439
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,186
that people think
I might maybe kinda be gay.
440
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:06,392
I used to be nothing. A nobody.
But now--now, I'm a somebody.
441
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,261
Last year, I was ever only
on the cover of "Men's Health."
442
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,096
It was just me John Krasinski
switching off months.
443
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,932
But this month alone,
I'm on "Men's Health"
444
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,436
and "GQ" and "Attitude."
445
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,706
Do you know how that feels?
446
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,174
- Actually, no.
447
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,411
- I mean, people ship me, Cary.
They ship me.
448
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,845
On Twitter, Instagram,
449
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,782
everyone is obsessed
because I'm a mystery.
450
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:34,720
I'm an enigma.
I am the coolest man alive.
451
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,688
- You're a psychopath.
452
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,023
And I've
already dated one straight guy.
453
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,258
I'm not doing it again.
454
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,292
♪ ♪
455
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,628
- I'm not going back, Cary.
456
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,798
I'm not going back
to 100% straight for sure.
457
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,033
I mean, there's Oscar buzz
for me for "George."
458
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,136
I'm in talks to play
the first gay superhero.
459
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,305
You know how huge
that would be for me?
460
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,641
And for you guys.
461
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,609
So here's what we're gonna do.
462
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,879
You are going to come to this
Equality Gala with me tonight,
463
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:05,417
and you are gonna stand
by my side and smile.
464
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,921
And if anybody asks,
465
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,889
we do not...
466
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,825
comment...
467
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,226
on our sexuality.
468
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:18,097
- [gasps]
[thunder rumbles]
469
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:21,500
[knock at door]
470
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,135
- Oh.
Hey, B.
471
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,071
- Don't "Hey, B" me,
you little snake.
472
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,639
- Whoa.
What?
473
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,441
- Oh, sure. Yeah, play dumb,
but I know for a fact
474
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,844
that you told people
that I fucked Damian Davis.
475
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,245
- Wait.
No, I didn't.
476
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,346
I would never do you dirty
like that.
477
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,481
- Oh, yeah?
478
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,949
Well, if you didn't tell,
who did?
479
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,350
- Oh, Brooke, hey.
480
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,519
- Enough of your shit,
you rat-faced bitch.
481
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,820
I knew it was you all along.
482
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,355
- What?
I didn't say a word.
483
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,990
- Yeah.
B, neither of us told.
484
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,159
We haven't even left
the apartment today.
485
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,462
- Yeah.
- Well, then what the hell?
486
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,332
Like, literally
how did this get out, then?
487
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,334
I fucked Damian Davis.
488
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,435
[words echoing]
489
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,872
Oh, my God.
I'm so dumb.
490
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,707
I also told Streeter.
491
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,044
- Oh, wow.
492
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,379
It's cool to see so many people
493
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,447
coming to this Equality Gala
tonight.
494
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,715
The "Pose" people,
495
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,717
that little lesbian
tennis player,
496
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,051
Dean Brennon.
497
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,621
- Then tomorrow,
I thought we'd head to JFK.
498
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,323
Not to fly anywhere, just to
drag empty suitcases around
499
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,958
while the paparazzi
take pictures.
500
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,360
[placid classical musicplaying]
501
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,197
- Yes, Dean.
Whatever you say, Dean.
502
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,233
- Okay, we're here.
503
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,234
Smile.
504
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,903
[camera shutters clicking]
505
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,372
- It's Dean Brennon!
- Over here, Dean!
506
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,140
[overlapping shouting]
507
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,543
- Dean, can you finally confirm
what's going on with you two?
508
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,144
- I don't comment
on my sexuality.
509
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,647
[words echoing] I keep
my personal life personal.
510
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:45,918
I'll just say Cary has become
a huge part of my life.
511
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,553
I don't comment--
I don't comment--
512
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,321
I don't comment
on my sexuality.
513
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,023
I don't comment
on my sexuality.
514
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,058
- Sorry, I just need to go, uh,
515
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,727
touch up my eye jewels.
516
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,030
- Dean!
- Over here!
517
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,431
- Hi Streeter, it's Brooke.
518
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,266
Just calling
'cause apparently it got out
519
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,001
that I fucked Damian Davis,
520
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,237
and I know for a fact
it was you.
521
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,672
So hold on to your ass,
522
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:10,676
'cause I'm on my way
to tear it a new hole!
523
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,878
Go faster!
524
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,446
Streeter!
525
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,715
- Oh. Hey, Brooke. I was just
listening to your voicemail.
526
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,584
- 'Cause I'm on my wayto tear it a new asshole!
527
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,052
No--no, I didn't tell anybody,
I swear!
528
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,787
[phone buzzing]
Please don't hurt my ass!
529
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,522
- Hello, Brooke Dubek.
530
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,791
- Ms. Dubek, Philip Price.You broke your NDA again.
531
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,292
- What?
No, I didn't.
532
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,961
- Yes, you did.
533
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,629
We'd like you to comeinto our offices tomorrow
534
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,030
and discussthe financial implications.
535
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,865
[line clicks]
536
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,634
- What is going on?
537
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,269
I mean, if you didn't say
anything,
538
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,238
Lance and Leah haven't left
their apartment all day.
539
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,206
How is this happening?
540
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,975
I fucked Damian Davis.
541
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,276
Go faster!
542
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,246
Oh, my God.
543
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,147
It's so obvious.
544
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,983
Lance,
your apartment is bugged.
545
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,819
- Yeah! That's how they found
out Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
546
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,387
- What?
- I know it sounds insane,
547
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,990
but there is literally
no other explanation.
548
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,491
[engine revving]
549
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,494
- [sighs]
Fuck.
550
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,497
- Hey, everything okay?
551
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,832
My name's James.
552
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,734
I'm on the board
of the Equality Foundation.
553
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,269
- Oh, thank God.
554
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,804
Um, yes, there's actually
something I need to tell you.
555
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,474
Dean Brennon isn't
who he says he is.
556
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,675
- What?
557
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,111
- Yeah, he's--
he's 100% straight.
558
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,980
He's been gay-baiting me.
559
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,416
- Oh, my God.
Hold on.
560
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,854
Now listen up,
you little faggot.
561
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,255
Of course Dean's straight!
562
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,690
But you're not gonna say a word
563
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,792
because we need him
at events like this.
564
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,361
You think Gus Kenworthy
is coming to this shit
565
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,130
if it's just Billie Jean King?
566
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,967
No. Plus, if he leaves,
who do we flirt with?
567
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,471
- Um,
all the other gay people?
568
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:47,673
- Ew.
569
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,207
Listen, we're not idiots.
570
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,110
Everyone here knows
Dean is straight.
571
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:55,047
We just like to believe
he's gay. It gives us hope.
572
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,515
It makes us think
that anything is possible,
573
00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:00,619
that anyone at any time
could be gay.
574
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:04,222
Don't you wanna live
in a world like that?
575
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,624
- No.
576
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,059
No, this is fucked, okay?
577
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,493
You can all do what you want,
578
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,529
but I'm not gonna be
a part of it.
579
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,798
- Suit yourself.
I'll let Dean know you left.
580
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,168
Hmm, that's actually a good in.
581
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,636
Oh, Deanie!
582
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,737
[indistinct chatter]
583
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,672
[door shuts]
- Ugh.
584
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:24,042
[indistinct chatter]
585
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,544
[door shuts]
586
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,548
[door shuts]
587
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,387
- Hey, guys.
I brought wine.
588
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,189
[whispering]
I didn't. Get in the bathroom.
589
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,757
- What?
590
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,359
[shower water pattering]
591
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:43,362
- Okay, no one talk louder
than the sound of the water.
592
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,030
- Yeah, otherwise
the bugs will hear.
593
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,431
- Come on, B, really?
594
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,500
You think there's bugs
in this apartment?
595
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,169
- I don't know. All I know is
that I didn't tell anyone else
596
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,938
that I fucked Damian Davis.
597
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,940
[phone buzzing]
What?
598
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,441
Hello, Brooke Dubek.
599
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,943
- Ms. Dubek, Philip Price.
600
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,178
We know you broke your NDAfor a third time
601
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:01,613
and it's time for you--
602
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:05,250
- Yes, Philip, I know the rest.
Thank you.
603
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:09,121
Oh, my God.
How is this happening again?
604
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,956
- Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
605
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,458
- Oh, my God, Brooke.
- What? What is it?
606
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,228
- There are no bugs
in the wall.
607
00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,397
One of us here
is wearing a wire.
608
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,798
both: We're not wearing wires.
609
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,367
- Yes. It's the only
logical explanation.
610
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,969
both: No, it's not.
There's no wires.
611
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:28,473
- Then there's only one way
to find out who it is.
612
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,210
Okay, so it was no one.
No one's wearing a wire.
613
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,813
- Yeah, that was a bad pitch.
Who pitched that, Leah?
614
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,148
- I don't get it.
615
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,717
Like, I am a smart girl.
What am I missing?
616
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,752
I mean, I was alone
every single time
617
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,587
I called you guys
from those Lyfts.
618
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,956
- Wait, girl.
You called us from Lyfts?
619
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:45,957
- Uh-huh.
620
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,926
- Brooke.
- Oh, my God.
621
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,261
- What?
- Come on.
622
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,629
- Give me my shirt.
- Here.
623
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:51,997
- What?
624
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,465
- Yeah, come on, Brooke.
'Cause I also...
625
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,668
- What?
- Now see what they see.
626
00:23:56,768 --> 00:24:00,639
- Guys? Really, seriously,
I don't get it.
627
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,642
Also, it was nice to meet you
Leah.
628
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,143
Bangin' bod, girl.
629
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,347
- ♪ Ring around the rosy ♪
630
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,184
♪ Pocket full of posies ♪
631
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,653
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
632
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:18,123
♪ We all fall down ♪
633
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:27,199
- You look well.
- Here's your harness back.
634
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,701
- Thanks.
635
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,003
Not that I'll be needing it.
636
00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,105
I didn't get that
gay superhero movie.
637
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:37,976
- That's what you get, Dean.
You shouldn't gay-bait people.
638
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:41,112
You know the most annoying part
of all of this?
639
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,315
I got messages
from so many other guys.
640
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:46,284
I could have had sex
with any of them.
641
00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:49,054
But I chose you.
642
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,857
- And why do you think
that was?
643
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:53,225
- What?
644
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,494
Because you were the hottest.
645
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,029
- Or was it because I was
the straightest?
646
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,798
[soft dramatic music]
647
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,132
- No. No.
648
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,734
I didn't--I didn't know
you were straight.
649
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,069
I thought you were gay.
650
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,570
- I don't think that's true.
651
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,739
I think deep down,
you knew that I was straight
652
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,307
and that's why you chose me.
653
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,544
So you can act
all high and mighty,
654
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:15,514
but I think you knew
exactly what you were doing.
655
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:18,083
♪ ♪
656
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,818
Goodbye, Cary.
657
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:23,522
♪ ♪
658
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,227
- You guys can't tell anyoneI fucked Damian Davis.
659
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:32,163
Apparently, it got outthat I fucked Damian Davis.
660
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,865
- Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
661
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,269
- So as you can see,
662
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,171
these are videos from
three separate Lyft drivers.
663
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,842
- Who, of course, are little
human beings up there.
664
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:45,176
- Yes.
- [clears throat]
665
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,745
- And if I had to guess,
666
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,581
it's that energy that
made them send us the tapes.
667
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,116
- I can see that.
668
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,585
So how much do I owe?
669
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,622
[chuckles nervously]
670
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,624
[gasps]
671
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,959
Oh, my God!
672
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,261
How am I supposed
to get you all this money?
673
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,199
- Hello, and welcome
to "Pat Tac Toe."
674
00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,902
I'm your host, Tic Dubek.
[cheers and applause]
675
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,405
- She's just warming up.
She'll get better.
676
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:14,973
- No worries.
677
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,441
We'll just bring her in ADR
that line this weekend.
678
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,143
- Okay, perfect.
679
00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:25,417
[Delibes' "Lakmé"]
680
00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:32,591
♪ ♪
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