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Mmm! Mmm!
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Hey, what's going on?
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We're done.
Dr. Langer gave us the order
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to pack up our stuff
and move out.
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Well, if you're all done,
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then that means Pam and I aren't
working together anymore.
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I could ask her out on a date!
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I got to find Pam!
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Come on.
Oh, man, come on!
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Aah!
No, no, no!
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I win! Whoa!
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Whatever!
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I don't even care,
'cause I'm graduating tomorrow!
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And we gonna par-tay!
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You ready for
my grad party, dude?!
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Of course.
I'm on the planning committee.
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Cool man!
What a year!
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I've been learning and growing
and doing so much...
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All while holding onto
a steady girlfriend!
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I'm really amazing, you know!
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Man, the rate I'm going, I'll
probably get my college degree
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before you get yours!
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Ha ha, yeah...
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Well, in my past year, I got
really good at this video game!
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Hold that thought, dude.
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Principal Dean?
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Hello?
Come to school now?
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Deadly serious?
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I'll talk to you later.
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Oh, no!
Graduation's cancelled!
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No graduation for Rigby!
Ha ha.
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Ha... uh...
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Come on, Principal Dean!
You can't fail me!
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Who said anything
about failing you?
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On the phone!
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You said it was
"deadly serious."
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Okay, I can see how that
could sound ominous,
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but this is good news!
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Are you familiar with
the television program
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"Inspire America"?
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You mean that cheesy show
with inspirational stories,
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then everybody cries, then
everybody dances at the end?
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That's the one!
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See, Rigby, apparently you're
an inspiration to this country.
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Most kids who drop out
don't come back, but you did.
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So you, Rigby,
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are gonna give this year's
graduation speech on TV!
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But graduation's tomorrow!
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Better get moving!
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Oh, and, Rigby, If you
screw this up for me,
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I'm gonna eat your diploma.
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Ha!
I'm just pulling your chain.
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Actually, no.
Yeah, I will eat it.
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And now back to
"Inspire America!"
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And you've been baking cookies
for lawyers
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for how many years now?
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37.
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An eternity!
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And it never occurred to you
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that lawyers probably
make enough money
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to buy cookies
if they want them?
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Never.
Not once.
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Amazing.
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But more than amazing...
Inspiring.
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Say it with me folks...
Inspire America!
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That was so inspirational!
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Don't worry, Rigby!
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It's so cool you're gonna be
on that show.
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I'm bummed I can't be there
for your graduation
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because I'm graduating
from college.
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No problem! We'll hang out
at my party after.
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If I've learned anything from my
extended high school education,
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it's that we have to seek beauty
and truth in the ordinary.
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The greatest mistake
a man can make
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is to search for flowers
among the weeds,
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overlooking the fact that,
oftentimes,
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the very weeds are flowers.
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Wow.
That's great.
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Is that the beginning
of your speech?
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Pff, no!
But, actually,
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you want
to hear what I got so far?
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Sure, I guess.
Of course!
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Totally!
Okay, one sec.
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Teachers!
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Teachers, teachers...
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Students!
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Students, students...
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Other attendees!
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Dees, dees, dees...
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Put your hands together for...
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The Rig-bone!
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How's everyone do...
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Oof!
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Y'all ready to be inspired
up in this piece?!
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Whoo, yeah!
Whoo, yeah!
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I said, are you ready
to be inspired?!
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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah! Whoo!
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That's all I got so far.
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I don't know, Rigby.
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It just needs a lot more...
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Just a lot more.
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Just speaking as someone with
a lot of on-camera experience,
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I don't know if
this will work... on camera.
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Not good, man.
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Okay, okay, good notes.
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Well, could you guys check out
my outro, maybe?
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Yeah, let's see it!
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High school goes by like
a puff of smoke!
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Peace out!
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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Where've you been, bro?
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We could've used
some help gathering
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all of Rigby's favorite things
for this party.
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I mean, the trampoline's
not heavy,
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but it's a very awkward shape
to carry alone.
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No, not his favorite belongings!
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His favorite things!
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Like hummus, mini toasts.
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Food and beverages!
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Well, how am I supposed
to surprise Rigby
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with his favorite foods
at his party
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if I don't even know
what they are?
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Mordecai,
you're his best friend.
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What does he like?
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I guess there's this fancy
coffee soda
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he's really into...
Coffini.
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Perfect, take my van.
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But it's seasonal!
I'd have to drive
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all the way out to the
Coffini Outlet to get it now.
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Then he'll be extra touched
that you took the time!
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Is all this really necessary?
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I mean, graduating
from high school
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is like the least a person
can accomplish.
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But it's a big deal for Rigby!
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I can't believe I have
to explain this to him.
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He's your best friend, dude.
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Fine.
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I'll be back
in a really long time!
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Man, what's with him?
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Okay, so we got Mordecai
on the soda,
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Eileen's got dessert.
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Hmm, anyone seen Benson?
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Pam? Pam!
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Pam!
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This is hopeless.
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I've checked everywhere!
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Pam!
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Not Pam.
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There she is!
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Ugh! What the...
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Gah!
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What the...
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Ugh!
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Pam?
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Are you kidding me!
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Pam! Pam! Pam?!
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Hello?
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Mordecai, I'm freaking out.
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I've been writing speeches all
day, and they're all junk!
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I'm running out of time.
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I don't know what to do, and all
my favorite stuff is gone?
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Where are you, dude!
I really need you over here!
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Look, I really
can't do this right now.
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I'm busy.
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What? But...
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What do I do?
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I don't know.
You're so smart now,
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why don't you go listen to
a sad song and figure it out.
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Whoa, what?
Dude!
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I got to go.
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♪ Where a person can work up ♪
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♪ A mean, mean thirst ♪
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♪ After a hard day of nothing
much at all ♪
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♪ The summer's past ♪
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♪ It's too late ♪
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♪ To cut the grass ♪
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♪ There ain't much
to make anyway in the fall ♪
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♪ And sometimes I ♪
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♪ Just stay in the mood ♪
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♪ And take my place in back ♪
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♪ It's a lot of miles ♪
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♪ You're like a picture
on a fridge ♪
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♪ That's never stocked
with food ♪
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♪ Used to live at home ♪
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♪ Now I stay at your house ♪
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♪ And everybody wants ♪
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♪ To be special here ♪
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♪ They call your name out
loud and clear ♪
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♪ Here comes the regular ♪
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Time to rebuild the wall
around my heart.
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"The great wall of Benson."
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Oh, great,
more pointless orders.
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"Look behind you."
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Pam!
You're here!
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Yep, I'm here.
Hello!
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Hello!
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Wow. Phew.
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What a relief.
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I thought you were
leaving forever.
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Sounds like quite
the misunderstanding!
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I guess so.
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Oh, by the way, I...
I got you something.
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Wow!
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The Clip Master 5000.
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"Will you go out with me?"
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You're asking me out?
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Yep.
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Yes.
I say yes.
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Great.
You free tomorrow?
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Yes! No!
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It's Rigby's graduation party.
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You... want to come?
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I'd love to!
Great!
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See you tomorrow, Benson.
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See you tomorrow.
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You're all about to hear a very
powerful speech from someone
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who has shown immense growth
over the last semester.
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Please welcome Rigby
to the stage!
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Why?! Why?!
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Well?
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Inspire us, Banana-man.
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Oh, no!
I... uh...
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As many before me have said...
I mean, as they say
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when they're talking about stuff
such as things.
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Aah! Ew!
Night sweat!
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What?
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Mordecai, what's going on!
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How are you still not here?!
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Rigby, I just have
stuff to do, okay?
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You already said
you have stuff to do.
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Aren't you done
doing your stuff?
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No, I'm not done!
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What could you be doing that's
more important than this?
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Come on, dude.
You got to do this for yourself.
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I can't do everything for you.
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What... bah!
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I've been doing stuff
for myself all spring!
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I haven't needed your help
all spring!
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Now the one time I do,
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and you're not doing anything
for me at all!
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Yeah, that's right.
I'm not doing anything for you.
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I mean, can you guys believe it?
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She's smart, she's funny,
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she's into P-mail,
and she actually likes me!
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It's like a crazy dream!
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Yes, we're all delighted
on your behalf, Benson.
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Yeah, you've been alone
a long time.
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I don't understand why I had
to put on a suit for this!
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Hush, Sherm!
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Oh! Oh, I think
its almost starting!
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Ooh, thanks!
Got my mini TV ready!
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Bye!
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Class Valedictorian,
Eileen Roberts!
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We're gonna wring every drop
of sentiment from this kid!
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In five, four three, two...
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We're live.
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We're here live at
West Anderson High,
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where one special student
is about to give
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the speech of his life.
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Oh, and here comes
the principal.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've been
principal a long time now.
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I'll be honest, I thought most
kids today were empty vessels
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00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,722
staring into the void
of their cell phones
264
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,323
every second of every day.
265
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:09,494
But that all changed when I met
one kid... uh, one man...
266
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:14,032
One kid-sized man, who's been
a great inspiration this year.
267
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,502
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Rigby!
268
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,171
Uh, what on...
269
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,442
Whoa, look!
270
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,478
It's Rigby!
271
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,013
West Anderson High
volleyball rules!
272
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,050
Thanks for the lift, Frank!
273
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,253
Anything for my daughter's
ex-boyfriend's best friend.
274
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,956
Prepare to get Rigby'd, America!
275
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,858
Whoa!
Ugh!
276
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,228
Ta-da!
277
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,432
Uh, okay.
278
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,400
Rigby, everyone.
279
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,270
Okay, uh... oh.
280
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,006
Hello, class.
281
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,380
Lot of...
A lot of people here.
282
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,816
Okay, uh...
283
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,019
you may have noticed, I like
to make a big entrance.
284
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,188
"Ask Mordecai for funny punch
line."
285
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,326
Oh, I guess I never got
around to, uh...
286
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,302
I...
Let me just, uh...
287
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,670
Okay, hi.
288
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,639
Let me... Let's do over.
289
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,641
Let me do this over.
290
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,209
Well, that's it, Rigby.
291
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,778
You lost them, and there's
no one to bail you out now.
292
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,014
Wait. Did I say that
into the mic?
293
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,383
This was all a prank!
294
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,518
Uh...
295
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,521
Be right back, everyone!
296
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,294
Okay, ha-ha.
Well, that was unexpected!
297
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:54,299
Guess I'll have to pidge-in
while Rigby collects himself.
298
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,802
Sure could use
a cockatiel right now.
299
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:01,306
Warren, can you get
some birds up here?
300
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,082
Whoa!
Is that a Coffini?
301
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,218
But those are out of season!
302
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,487
Yep. I went all the way to
the outlet, just for you, bro!
303
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,757
Hmm.
Seems a bit dusty... and dented.
304
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:24,195
Heh. Well, look, I guess
I was mad at you.
305
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,064
Ah!
306
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,098
I noticed.
307
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,800
The thing I don't get
though is why?
308
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,134
I don't know, man.
309
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,669
It's been a rough
couple of days for me.
310
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,671
For you?
Yeah.
311
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,574
Look, I know how messed up
this sounds,
312
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,510
but it's hard to see you
doing so great.
313
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,045
I guess I always
kind of liked that
314
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,780
I was doing better
than you before.
315
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,549
That does sound
really messed up.
316
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,950
I know.
317
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,785
But when I heard you
embarrassing yourself out there,
318
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,387
I realized how
unfair I was being.
319
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,223
I think it's awesome that you've
worked so hard to get here.
320
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,592
You're graduating from
high school today, man!
321
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,194
You did it!
I did it.
322
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,597
And if you can do this,
then that means...
323
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,900
Wait, don't say it.
Let me.
324
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,236
And this scar I got when
I had a mole biopsied!
325
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,139
The Rig-bone finally has
something to say!
326
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,507
Oh, thank goodness!
327
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,045
Sorry I left earlier, everyone.
328
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,947
I'm not good
at this kind of thing.
329
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,582
I'm not good at a lot of things.
330
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,450
I wasn't even good
at high school.
331
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,685
But that didn't matter.
332
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,587
I just wanted
to accomplish something.
333
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,955
And, yeah, maybe at first
334
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,957
I was just trying to impress
my girlfriend.
335
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,693
She's smart and cool and loves
rocks and modern dance.
336
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,061
- Hi, Eileen.
- Hey, Rigby.
337
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,896
But I wouldn't be
standing up here
338
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,698
if that was all there was to it.
339
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,301
You see, it's pretty easy not
to graduate from high school.
340
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,103
I did it by playing video games
and straight-up chilling.
341
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,072
Then when I set out
to get my diploma,
342
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,007
I figured life was gonna get
a lot harder.
343
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,776
I took what I was told were
the easiest classes,
344
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,780
and I still had to do stuff,
like scale the wall of a cave.
345
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,481
I had to go to China,
which is very far away,
346
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,450
for those of you that
didn't go to high school.
347
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,254
I even had to beat a guy
in a takeout food race.
348
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,056
Sounds pretty hard, right?
349
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,490
Well, warning...
350
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,794
What I'm about to tell you
will blow your mind.
351
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,595
Are you ready, America?
352
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,097
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
353
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:11,336
Once you do the hard stuff,
it becomes not that hard.
354
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,172
I may not be the man
I used to be,
355
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,507
the one who didn't graduate
from high school,
356
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,076
but, unexpectedly, awesomely,
357
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,211
I can still do
the fun stuff he did.
358
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,047
In fact, my "Alley Fight Dudes
4" score has never been better.
359
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,050
I've come a long, long way,
and in the end,
360
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,619
I still get to be me,
but better.
361
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,856
Now, you're probably saying to
yourselves, "How'd he do it?"
362
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,391
And "For why?"
363
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,628
The answer is, I did these
things for myself.
364
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,230
Not to impress anyone,
365
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:43,001
but because I'm surrounded
by impressive people,
366
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,403
people who lifted me up
and showed me that
367
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,872
it's possible to do great,
hard things.
368
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,941
Eileen, of course,
369
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,709
my best friend, Mordecai,
370
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,613
my parents, and even Don,
in his own way, I guess.
371
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,950
Yes, America,
today I may inspire you,
372
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,552
but I'm just part of a larger
chain reaction!
373
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,055
Let my success today lift you up
374
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,058
so that you, too, can do great,
hard things!
375
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,460
And after you, more people!
376
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,462
I am gonna eat my crusts.
377
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,965
I'm gonna eat my leafy greens.
378
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,134
And look!
Roy's walking!
379
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,870
And after those people,
even more people!
380
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,672
Millions of people,
381
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,174
all over the world,
382
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,544
overcoming obstacles,
inspiring other people!
383
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:40,658
So, graduating class,
go out and do great things!
384
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,496
Good show!
385
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,266
Yeah!
Even I feel inspired.
386
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,035
Oh!
Our dome pagers.
387
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,904
These have never
gone off before.
388
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,307
You know who else
has never gone off, my...
389
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,413
Back to the park?
390
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,682
The scientists
already packed up and left.
391
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,184
What could they need us for?
392
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,653
I don't know,
but we'd better check it out
393
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,121
in case Pam came back.
394
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,991
I mean, in case
the scientists, uh...
395
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,593
Nah.
I mean Pam.
396
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,915
Back to the park, everyone!
397
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,233
Rigby!
Rigby!
398
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,635
Here's your diploma,
safe and sound.
399
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,837
Whoa!
400
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,605
Attaboy, Rigby!
401
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,941
Make your old man proud!
402
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,376
Thanks for not eating my
diploma, Principal Dean!
403
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,778
Party at the dome!
404
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,914
Put 'er there!
405
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,785
Okay.
Say "student loans!"
406
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,420
Debt! Debt!
407
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,655
♪
408
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,390
Go, go, go!
409
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:55,433
Mr. Maellard, we're here!
410
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,201
Dr. Langer?
411
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:06,744
There's nobody here!
412
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,179
That's it, I'm done!
413
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,348
I'm tired of being made a fool.
414
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,283
Nothing good has come
from this experiment.
415
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,818
I'm taking this stupid thing...
416
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,423
What's it say?
417
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,825
- What?
- Tell us!
418
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,160
Yeah, what is it?
419
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,996
"To end the experiment...
420
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,031
push the button."
421
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,301
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
422
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:39,443
Party, party, party, party!
423
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:42,046
So this is gonna take
the dome off the park?
424
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,516
Only one way to find out.
425
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,819
♪
426
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,294
Let's end this.
427
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,064
Whoa!
428
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,599
What's happening?!
429
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,834
Get to the exit!
430
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,407
Tuck and roll!
431
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,341
Starla!
432
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,842
Mitch!
433
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,110
Mordecai!
434
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,714
Hey, has anyone seen Bens...
435
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,482
Pam?
436
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,291
Don't worry.
He'll be safe.
437
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,826
♪
438
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,518
Huh?
439
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,466
But...
440
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,834
I had a date...
441
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,138
Surprise, Rigby!
442
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,975
I made your favorite dessert,
banana souffle...
443
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,817
Guys...
444
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,487
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