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♪ Yo, my name is Rigby.
I got pizza galore ♪
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♪ You may have a lot of pizza,
but I got much more ♪
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♪ Had to borrow Benson's car
'cause it's a crisis ♪
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♪ Downtown they're selling
slices at half prices ♪
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♪ I knew he'd say no,
so I didn't say "please" ♪
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♪ I snuck into his office
and made off with deez keys ♪
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♪ Deez keys, deez keys ♪
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♪ Made off with deez keys ♪
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Whoops!
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Dude! What the...
Hey, it's Benson's fault!
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He's got, like,
a million keys on that ring!
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Dude, we got to get
those keys back.
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But, how?
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Let's go ask those scientists
over there.
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And that's why
he only has one ear.
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Ahem.
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Hey, there, guys
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So, we accidentally threw
our bosses car keys
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through that window up there.
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Could you just run in there
and grab them for us?
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Yeah, sorry, pal.
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We're not allowed to interact
with the "test subjects."
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Anyway, looks like they landed
in Langer's penthouse,
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which is a top security area.
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No one goes in there.
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There's got to be
something you can do?
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Maybe, but, ya know...
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No, thanks.
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Aw, what?!
Hey!
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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we're on our lunch break.
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Mmm!
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So good.
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Hm-hm-hm!
Hm-hm-hm!
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Too bad Langer only lets you eat
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those gross,
compressed food bars.
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Maybe if you help us out,
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we could sneak you
some real food?
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Maybe something like
thi-i-i-is?
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No! It doesn't matter!
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You could never get past
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Langer's security systems
anyways.
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Uh, well, they might be able
to if we helped them?
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Shut up, Tobias!
They don't need to know that!
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Well, I'm not gonna risk
losing my job over some food!
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Blaaaah.
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Yeah, we should do it.
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Fine. We'll vote on it.
Huddle up.
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Dude, pizza fixes everything.
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Yeah, it does!
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Okay, we'll help you
get the keys.
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We're gonna need four
extra-large pepperoni pizzas?
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Get the pizzas, and we'll meet
you at your room in an hour.
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- Okay!
- Okay!
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This never happened.
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Ugh!
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Why is the pizza place
have to be so far away?
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Yeah, but it'll be worth it
when we get those keys.
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You got the stuff?
Yeah, dude.
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Trent.
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Pepperoni.
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It checks out.
All right.
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What the?!
What did you do to our room?!
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Just give us the keys.
Where are they?
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In Langer's penthouse.
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- What?!
- What?!
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Oh, come on!
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Do you really think we'd
really risk our jobs
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and break into Langer's room?
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You're gonna do that.
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But you said you'd help us!
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And, we are.
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We've rigged up your room
as a command station.
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Langer's gotten crazy
about security.
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Infrared lasers, booby traps,
cameras all over the place.
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But lucky for you,
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our top minds
will guide you through it.
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Pizza.
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Yeah.
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So you've got about an hour
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to get in and out
and grab the keys
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while Langer is busy
at his afternoon workout.
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Ugh!
Fine, we'll do it.
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All right,
let's suit these two up!
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We're in position.
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Okay, stay put.
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Rachel's gonna use a dome-drone
to distract the guards.
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Oh, hey there H-2953,
what's going...
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Oh!
Easy now!
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Let's all just...
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Why?!
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Yeesh!
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The guards are distracted...
Begin phase 1.
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We're at the security panel.
How do we get in?
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Rigby, look in the backpack
we gave you
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for a re-sealable plastic bag.
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Aw, sick!
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What is... ugh!
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They're not real teeth!
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They're just molds of Steffen's
teeth for the dental lock.
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Not it!
Not... aw, dude!
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That's... ugh!
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Fine!
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Stop talking!
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I wonder how many people have
had that thing in their mouths?
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Okay, we're in.
Now what?
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Okay, now take the elevator
at the end of the hall
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up to the second floor.
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Hm-hm-hm.
Hm-hm.
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Aah!
Dude, gross!
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Why do you still have
those teeth in your mouth?
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Uh...
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They're kind of growing on me.
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Ugh!
They're freaking me out.
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Well, get used to it, pal.
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This is how I look now.
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I look cool.
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Nuh-uh.
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Now keep walking down
this hallway
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and take your first right
to hallway "L."
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Okay, now take the black box
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out of the backpack
and turn it on.
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A fog machine?
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Whoa!
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Hey, guys, Steffen here to guide
you through the laser hallway.
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Don't worry,
you won't trigger the alarm
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as long as you do exactly
as I say.
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We got to get those keys, dude.
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Ptwah!
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Ready?
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Ready.
Ready.
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Okay... run!
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Duck!
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Jump!
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Roll like a log!
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Limbo, mon!
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Crab walk!
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Now dive!
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Langer's room is
just across this corridor.
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Sweet!
Sweet!
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Stop! That room is filled
with motion detectors.
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The only way to stop them
from triggering
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is to move through very slowly.
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Go!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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Slow down!
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No, no... much slower.
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There's also facial-recognition
scanners,
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but if you constantly change
your facial expression,
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it shouldn't be able to see you,
okay?
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Change!
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Change!
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Change!
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Change!
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Change!
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Change!
Change!
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Take a screen-shot!
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Wait, wait, wait
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Dude, they're just
messing with us.
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That is a classic!
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Aw, man!
Aw, man!
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Hey, guys.
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This is a conundrum keypad...
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The hardest keypad known to man.
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We're not gonna be able
to crack it,
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we need to go in another way.
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Reach into your backpack.
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There should be
a suction-cup shaped tool.
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Do you have it?
Yeah.
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Stick it to the door.
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It fell off.
Okay.
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You're going to have to lick the
suction cup to get it to stick.
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Okay.
Dude, lick it.
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I'm not gonna lick it...
You lick it!
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Dude, just lick it.
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I put the teeth in my mouth.
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You lick it!
Ugh... fine!
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Ow!
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Hm-hm!
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Sick. Tastes like
a CPR practice dummy.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Fancy.
There they are!
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Okay,
this is Langer's penthouse.
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Home stretch.
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Finally!
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Now, I know we're excited,
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but this is very important.
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Do not... repeat...
Do not pick up the keys
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from the pedestal
without further...
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Yeah, boyee!
Yeah, boyee!
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Well, now you guys
have gone and done it.
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Guys, a little help!
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Don't worry. Now, just keep
running straight ahead.
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All right,
now close the blast door.
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Nothing's getting through that.
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I thought you said
nothing could get through!
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Whoops.
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Get to the other side
of the room.
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There's a doorway that'll take
you to the main entrance.
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What even is this room?
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Oh, a giant marble maze room.
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Oof! The keys!
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Come on!
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Now... jump for it!
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Aagh!
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Rigby, watch out!
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Whoa!
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Aw, yea-uh!
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The emergency lockdown sequence
has been activated!
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Get out of there!
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We're not gonna make it!
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Yes, we are!
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Ready?
Yeah.
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Now it's just a straight shot
to the door.
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Go!
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Hey, Mordecai, what's that?
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Robotic guard dogs?!
Rigby, go left!
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Dude, they can fly!
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There's the exit!
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We got the keys.
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Whoo!
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Do you think Langer
knows we helped?
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No way!
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He's still on biceps.
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- Benson! Benson!
- Benson! Benson!
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We're really sorry, but we...
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borrowed your car
without asking.
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But here's your keys back.
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What?!
You borrowed my car?!
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But don't worry, it's fine.
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Oh, it... looks fine.
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Yeah, we just needed
to go for a lunch run.
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Well, why don't you
just hold onto the keys
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till the end of the day,
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in case you need
to run any other errands.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Pizza run!
Whoops!
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Ugh!
Really, dude?
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