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- I cannot wait for from.
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Oh, I know.
I hope alvy asks me.
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Ew!
Alvy scimmelphening?
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What?
I think he's cute.
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What about you, rigby?
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Did you ask your girlfriend to prom?
- Yeah.
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Was it romantic?
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It was totally romantic.
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♪
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Hey, you wanna go with me
to prom?
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Like, as a chaperone?
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- No, as my date.
- Oh, totally.
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I never got to go
since no one ever asked me.
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Nice.
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Aww!
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So, what kind of ride
we talking here?
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Limo? Hog? Hot rod?
What?
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Oh, uh, we're
just gonna take the bus.
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Good one, bro.
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If somebody actually showed up
in a bus,
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they'd look like such a loser.
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Man, rigby's jokes are so good.
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Yep.
Just another one of my jokes.
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Hey, skips.
Can I borrow your car for prom?
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It's a Van.
And no.
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Hmm... Let me think.
No!
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- No. -Rigby, you know
I don't have a car.
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Sure, anything for my big bro.
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Give me some sugar first!
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Mm.
There's just one problemo.
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You totaled my car last week.
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Aah! You mean I just gave you
sugar for nothing?
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Yeah. I've been riding the old
"recumbo" to work every day.
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I got to say, it's working
miracles on my calves.
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Well, great.
You were my last shot.
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There goes prom.
Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, hey.
Hey, hold up.
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There's still someone
you could ask.
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No.
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- Bro...
- No!
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- Bro...
- No!
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No!
- Bro...
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Would you two pipe down?!
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I'm trying to Polish my picture
of my prized car!
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What a surprise
for you boys to drop in.
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"Drop in." Ha!
47
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You really think rigby
would just come to dinner?
48
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I know you just need something.
49
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Oh, hush, sherm.
So, how are things at work?
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Great! We just picked up
cheezers as a new client.
51
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That's our Donny!
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I ate at cheezers yesterday.
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That was a good update, don.
54
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Yeah, so, anyway...
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I just got all my credits
for high school.
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Yep.
Getting ready to graduate.
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Moving up.
Accomplishing stuff.
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In fact, I'm, uh,
actually going to prom...
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With Eileen.
You know Eileen.
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Yeah, and?
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That's it.
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And I was wondering
if I could borrow your car.
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Oh!
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There it is.
Now it comes out.
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See, Barbara?
Of course he needs something.
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No! You cannot borrow
my prized 1964 luxury sedan!
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Aah!
This is so typical!
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You care more about that dumb
car than you care about me!
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That's it!
Go to your room!
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Fine!
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So, don, you ready
for some dessert?
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Rigby, you know
this is a walk-in closet now.
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I know.
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I brought some tissues.
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I'm not crying.
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Oh, good.
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Why does dad still have to be
such a jerk all the time?
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It's just, neither me or Eileen
went to prom,
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and I want to make it special.
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Hmm...
All right.
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I'll make you a deal.
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No scratches,
and I'm not involved.
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Thanks, mom.
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You show that girl a good time.
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I will, mom.
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♪
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Wow! Hydrangea macrophylla...
My favorite.
88
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Whoa.
Who lent you that thing?
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My dad.
Pretty cool, right?
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Wow.
That was nice of him.
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Let's go crazy like teens!
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But not too crazy, you know,
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'cause of my dad's car.
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Hmm?
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Now, be careful.
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Come on.
Let's have fun!
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- Hey, rigbone.
- Yeah, jablonski?
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A bunch of us are gonna go
hang out at lookout mountain.
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See you there.
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Cool.
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Ooh, lookout mountain.
102
00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:07,406
That sounds fun, huh?
Hmm?
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Let's go get the car!
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The car...
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Oh, right.
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Argh!
Darn tiny TV!
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Can't fix it!
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00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,985
Why can't you be more like your
brother, the big TV downstairs?
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Sherm, I can't help
but hear some metaphors
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in your insane ranting.
111
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Barb, you're killing me
with this psychobabble.
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I'm gonna go get my 318.
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Rigby!
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Are you okay?
It looks like you're stewing.
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Rigby, please tell me
what you're stewing about.
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My dad didn't loan me the car.
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What? You didn't...
Steal it, did you?
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No, my mom gave me the keys.
119
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But it's my dad, you know?
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He doesn't trust me
with anything.
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I was hoping he'd finally be ready
to see me as a real person.
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It's always don, car,
everything else, me.
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I know how you feel.
My mom can get pushy, too.
124
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But she still cares.
I'm sure your dad cares, too.
125
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There's no way this is more important
to him than your happiness.
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- Where's my car?!
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It's the most important thing
to me!
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Where's rigby?!
129
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You seen rigby?!
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I'm his father!
131
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He's the grown adult
who goes to school!
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Useless!
133
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Where's rigby?!
- Who let a homeless guy in here?
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I'm his father!
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He's not wearing any pants...
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I'm his father!
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Where's rigby?
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Rigby was here?
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Ugh, I give him all his credits
140
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and I still can't get rid
of him?!
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I can't stand him!
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Aaaaah!
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So, do you like prom?
144
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Where's rigby?!
I'm gonna kill him!
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Oh, please be careful.
This is my dad's suit.
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He cherishes it, but he let me
borrow it just for tonight
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because he really,
really loves me.
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You're not making any sense!
Where's my son?!
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I-I-i-i-i-i-i think he and the
guys went to lookout mountain.
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Take me there.
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- Yes, this never gets old!
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Do you ever look out
at the night sky
153
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and think about
how each one of those stars
154
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represents the infinite
possibilities of our lives?
155
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Why, yes, Tony, I do.
156
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Shove it, Tony.
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Yo, rigby, sweet wheels.
They yours, bro?
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- Uh...
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No, they're my wheels!
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Dad, what are you doing here?!
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I'm taking back my stolen car
from my no-good son!
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Why is rigby's dad
in his underwear?
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You kids, get off my car.
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You two, get in.
Prom is over!
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- Aah!
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Bye, rigby.
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Uh, good luck, man.
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Rigby...
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Oh, rigby.
170
00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,915
Eileen, close your ears.
171
00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:09,387
I always knew
you were a liar and loser,
172
00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:12,224
but I never thought
you'd be a thief.
173
00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,092
I guess
I shouldn't be surprised.
174
00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:17,462
Seems like every day you find some
new way to mess up our lives.
175
00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:22,367
And now you've found someone new
to mess up their life, too!
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What?
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00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,603
You heard me!
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Look out!
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- Aaaah!
180
00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,346
Oh, no! Oh, no!
181
00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,214
No! Aah!
182
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I'm just gonna go ahead
and take these off now.
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Rigby!
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Oh, no.
This is really high.
185
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Dad, give me the wheel!
186
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,458
Rigby, now's not the time to...
Aah! Rigby!
187
00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,627
And look what you did
to the windshield.
188
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,296
Dad, are you serious right now?
189
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,232
Dad, I do stuff like this
all the time. Just let me help.
190
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Of course you do stuff like this
all the time.
191
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It's, uh... Uh...
192
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,574
It's your fault we're here
in the first place!
193
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,077
Dad, stop!
It doesn't matter
194
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,280
if I ever get a big job
or my g.E.D.
195
00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,582
You're still never gonna trust
me, and that's on you!
196
00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,618
You're so focused on your car,
you never noticed me growing up.
197
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,988
Also, it's totally your fault
'cause you were the one driving
198
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,723
and you weren't watching
the road!
199
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,925
Now, give me the wheel!
200
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,693
No, it's my car!
You'll crash it!
201
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,994
Give it!
202
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,297
Eileen, you, too?
203
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,599
I'm doing this
for your own good, sir.
204
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,100
- No!
205
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,136
Thanks, Eileen.
206
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:34,039
I promise I won't mess this up.
207
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,652
Aah!
Go left! Go left!
208
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:50,989
Aah! Not right!
Aah!
209
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,924
Whoa!
210
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,797
Aah!
211
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,031
Huh?
212
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,368
Uh...
213
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,936
Go, go, go!
214
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,054
Rigby...
215
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,756
The car!
216
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,292
Forget about the car.
Are you okay?
217
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,594
Um, yeah.
218
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,262
Eileen, you okay?
219
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,931
Yeah.
220
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,635
Eileen,
did you have a good time?
221
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,136
Oh, rigby!
222
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,107
That was the best and only prom
I've ever been to!
223
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:45,477
What you did back there
was really impressive, rigby.
224
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,646
I mean, it showed initiative.
225
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,114
Maybe you have changed.
226
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:53,585
So, uh... I guess you can borrow
the car whenever you want.
227
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,186
Thanks, dad.
228
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,590
Though, I probably should get
a driver's license first.
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