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I never cared
for The Game of Life.
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Marriage, children,
careers, houses.
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What kind of life is that?
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In my game,
the milestones are...
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papers published,
degrees earned,
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Nobel Prizes won.
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And in my version,
I am dominating.
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But you knew that.
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Ooh, and instead of cars,
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you'd ride around in a train.
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Honestly,
why aren't they making this?
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Yes! Hello, Sam.
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You seem agitated.
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I just got accepted
into my summer program.
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Oh, summer school. I didn't
realize you were struggling.
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But way to not give up.
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No.
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It's at Columbia.
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This is gonna look really good
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on my grad school application.
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Grad school?
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Those applications are
a year away.
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You have to start early.
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It's so competitive these days.
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I think I'll be fine.
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Where are you hoping to go?
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Caltech. Sheldon,
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that's one of the
toughest programs
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to get into in the world.
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I know, they deserve the best.
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Well, if I were you,
I would start
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building up my résumé now.
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Uh, my résumé's pretty good.
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4.0, child prodigy.
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Beloved wherever I go.
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Are you on any published papers?
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No.
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Have you presented
at any conferences?
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No.
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Have you been involved
in any outside projects?
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I did develop
a grant research database.
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Oh, well that's something.
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It failed spectacularly.
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Well, hey...
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at least you're beloved.
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Now I hope y'all enjoyed
those sunny skies.
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Because we have
some weather headed our way...
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Want some?
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No, I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I slept
almost four hours last night.
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I feel like a tiger.
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Good for you.
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Brushed my hair,
I brushed my teeth,
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I may even go outside today.
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Wow, an 80% chance of rain. Never mind.
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Probably from all these clouds
over here...
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Who is this guy?
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Where's perky Heather
with today's weather?
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I don't know, I think
the sports guy's filling in.
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This storm is just gonna
make a full-court press.
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And just run right on
past Houston,
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right on past Lufkin,
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all the way over
to Medford over here...
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He ain't even
pointin' at Medford.
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That's a drive
that Jack Nicklaus
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would be proud of right there.
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I used to do that job, you know.
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It's not as easy as you'd think.
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You got to look forward,
but point backward
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while reading the script.
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All with sunshine in your voice.
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I could actually hear
the sunshine in your voice.
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Thanks.
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Now back to CeeCee
in the nursery
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with screaming.
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And that's the weather.
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You're late.
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Sorry, I ran into Sam.
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Bright girl. She's going places.
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Specifically the physics
department at Columbia.
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Oh, she got in, fantastic.Mm-hmm.
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I know she was hoping
to spice up
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her applications.
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Well, I like to think
that I'm all the spice
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my applications will need.
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You're not.
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What are you saying?
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Actually, uh...
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Hold on,
should I be trying to beef up
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my grad school applications?
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The competition is fierce.
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It takes a lot to stand out.
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You're my advisors,
why didn't you
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advise me of this?
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Sheldon, if I could
offer you some advice...
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No thank you.
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Sheldon, I have
a recommendation for you.
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I have one for you.
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Trim your nose hair.
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Do you remember that?
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I do. It looked like a spider
was living up there.
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Hey.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Oh, just looking through
some of my old videotapes.
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Oh, cool.
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Wait, you didn't find
any of my tapes, did you?
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What are your tapes?
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Nothing.
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Well, mine are from
when I was a weather girl.
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Whatcha need 'em for?
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Well, the local station's
looking.
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I'm gonna apply.
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But you're a mom now.
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Yeah, so?
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Well, I'm just sayin'
don't you kind of have
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your hands full with CeeCee?
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Well, there's a lot of
family around to help.
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Well, I know, but...
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And I was always gonna
go back to work.
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If it's about money,
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we're good.
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You live in a garage.
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It ain't a garage
if there ain't a car in it.
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Yeah, it is.
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And it's not about money,
it's about my life.
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I want a career.
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Well, I-I happen to think
motherhood is a career.
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Hmm. What about fatherhood?
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You have a job.
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That's different. Why?
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Because.
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There's lots of reasons.
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Oh, okay, so you just get
to have a job and a life,
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and I have to stay
home with the baby?
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Or I have to have a job
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and you getto stay home
with the baby.
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It's all about perspective.
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Yes, is this
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the Columbia
summer science honors program?
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Excellent.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
perhaps you've heard of me.
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Well, now you have.
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Anyways, it's recently
come to my attention
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that you could be an important
step in my career advancement.
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So, good news, I'm available.
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Yes, I understand
I've missed the deadline,
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but I'm sure
you can make an exception.
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But I'm Sheldon Cooper.
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And apparently Doctors
Linkletter and Sturgis were
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aware that I already
should have been focusing
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on my applications.
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And they didn't say anything
to you?
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Well, they did, but I don't
come off well in that story.
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Shelly, how bad could it be?
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You started college
when you were 11.
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Well, it was impressive
when I was little and cute.
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But now that I'm old and cute,
it's just not the same thing.
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Well, just 'cause
you look older,
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doesn't mean
you're any less special.
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Of course.
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It's your fault. What?
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Well, you've been saying
I'm special my whole life,
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so now I'm conditioned
to expect the world
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to cater to me
instead of taking initiative.
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But you are special, sweetie.
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You just can't turn it off,
can you?
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She's changed and napping.
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You washed your hands, right?
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Shelly, you want
some mashed potatoes?
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See, there you go again,
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bringing the mashed potatoes
to me
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when I should be going
to the mashed potatoes.
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Fine.
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What's goin' on?
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Years of coddling
have made me complacent,
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and now it may cost me my chance
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to get into grad school
at Caltech.
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I've been sayin' that
since you were born.
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And yet you did
nothing to stop her?
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If it helps,
I always thought you sucked.
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Missy.
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I talked to Meemaw.
She said if you
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come back to work at the video
store, you can bring the baby.
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What? I thought
you wanted a job.
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No, I said I wanted a career.
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Oh, are you thinkin'
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about going back
to work already?
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's a little earlier
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than I thought,
but an opportunity
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came up and I'm going for it.
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See? Initiative.
Her parents kicked her out,
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and look at that gumption.
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So what job you goin' for?
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Channel 7's looking
for a new weather girl.
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Oh, yeah, she said she quit
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because she was getting married.
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Rumor is she got knocked up.
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Which is exciting.
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The interview's on Thursday.
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What?
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You already applied?
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I thought we were
gonna talk about it.
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We did talk about it.
I said I was gonna
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send in a tape
and then I sent it in.
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Who's gonna watch CeeCee?
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Well, I was hoping
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her family would help out.
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Of course.
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I mean, I do work.
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I work, too, George.
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Wework.
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They got a point.
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Uh, is the point
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that your mom is
a working mother?
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Well, I didn't work
when my kids were babies.
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That's true, she was
a stay-at-home coddler.
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Okay, now you're
being obnoxious.
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No one wants to hear
you talk, ass face.
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Thanks, I appreciate the help,
but let's keep it clean.
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Butt wad?
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Better.
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Well, that's a look.
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That's also a look.
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I can't find anything
to wear for my interview.
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Well, let's see.
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Hmm.
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That's pretty cute.
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"Can't find" was code
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for "can't fit into."
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Don't be so hard on yourself,
honey.
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You just had a baby.
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I'll make sure
to tell them that.
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Apparently everyone loves
a working mother.
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Is that code for something?
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Yeah, your family sucks.
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Ooh, sounds like
I missed a good dinner.
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Am I a bad mom
because I want a career? Hell no!
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And you're teachin' your
daughter that she can grow up
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to do something
more than raise kids.
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Yeah!
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And you're gonna go in there
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and you're gonna get this job.
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Yeah!
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But not in that.
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Yeah.
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I'm waitin'. For what?
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The "I told you so."
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'Cause I coddled
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Sheldon and apparently
ruined his life.
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Oh.
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I'm not gonna say that.
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I mean, you did coddle him
and I did tell ya...
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All right, I told you so.
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Thanks for not sayin' it.
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Well, what does he know?
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He's just a dumb teenager.
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I guess it is normal
for teenagers
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to blame their parents
for stuff.
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Sheldon's normal.
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That's a shocker.
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Great, the one
normal thing he does
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is blame me. Someday
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his kids are gonna tell him
he's ruinin' their lives.
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00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:02,932
You think?
267
00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:05,066
If he has 'em,
they're gonna say it.
268
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,155
So probably not.
269
00:09:08,285 --> 00:09:10,071
Joke's on him.
270
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,681
I did have kids.
271
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,160
And joke's on me.
272
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:16,033
They say it all the time.
273
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,299
Good morning.
274
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,172
Oh, you're out and about early.
275
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,956
Yeah, got a lot going on today.
276
00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:28,152
Connie's taking me out shopping
and then to the salon
277
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,786
to get ready for my interview.Nice.
278
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,440
A little mommy-daughter day?
279
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,442
Daddy-daughter day. Here ya go.
280
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,182
I have work.
281
00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:37,750
Well, I like to think
fatherhood is a full-time job.
282
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,187
How am I gonna feed her?
283
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,450
I don't have the... you know.
284
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,017
Formula's in the bag.
285
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,235
Tag, you're it.
286
00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:45,932
Bye, CeeCee.
287
00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:50,459
Well, looks like
it's just me and you.
288
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,591
Let me give you the tour.
289
00:09:52,721 --> 00:09:54,942
That's Axl Rose.
290
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,769
He's awesome.
291
00:09:56,899 --> 00:09:58,075
That's the weight bench.
292
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,033
That's where Daddy gets ripped.
293
00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:02,123
Yeah. And that's the sink
294
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,951
your mom totally peed in once.
295
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,865
It's true.
296
00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:07,215
I know, it's true.
297
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,783
Ooh, Volvo... safe and flashy.
298
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,740
Like me. Sheldon...
299
00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:12,979
I haven't had my coffee yet.
300
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,004
I thought you might say that.
301
00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:17,312
Thank you. I'm not a coffee drinker.
302
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,835
I hope you like seven sugars.
303
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,447
So what's so important
it got you outside?
304
00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:24,536
I had an idea that I think
might be beneficial
305
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,364
to both the university and me.
306
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,278
An exclusive summer program led
307
00:10:28,409 --> 00:10:30,193
by a prestigious scientist
of my choosing.
308
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,979
I've got an idea.
309
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,067
Apply to a school
that already has it,
310
00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:35,591
get in, and go there.
311
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,201
Well, to be honest,
312
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:39,292
with my current résumé,
I may not get in anywhere,
313
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,292
which is why we need
a program like this.
314
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,773
Sheldon, we don't have the time
or the resources
315
00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:46,341
to create
a brand-new summer program.
316
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,405
Oh, that's just sleepy talk.
Take a few more sips,
317
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,735
let that sugar kick in.
318
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:52,086
The answer is no.
319
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,959
I knew I should have put
whiskey in that coffee.
320
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,572
Whose baby?
321
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,052
Mine.
322
00:11:03,183 --> 00:11:05,751
And you brought her
to a gambling room?
323
00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:08,014
Why not? There's flashin'
lights and fun noises.
324
00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:09,668
It's basically Chuck E. Cheese.
325
00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:11,671
Can I touch her head for luck?
326
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:12,801
No.
327
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,196
Come on, I just washed my hands.
328
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,764
Make it quick.
329
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,331
Come on, baby.
330
00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:22,594
Uncle Wade needs a win.
331
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,770
All right, that's enough.
332
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,428
That's what I'm talkin' about!
333
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,302
I told you babies is good luck.
334
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,607
Can I touch her head, too?
335
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:40,047
All right, no one else is
touchin' my baby's head...
336
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,048
for free.
337
00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,702
How much?
338
00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:45,225
Five bucks.
339
00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:46,836
Worth it.Sold.
340
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,890
Hey, dummy.
341
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,500
We need to talk.
342
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,504
If it's about CeeCee
being here, I can explain.
343
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,765
Where is she?
344
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,375
Right here.
345
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,423
Really?
346
00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:10,599
It's fine.
347
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,750
He's got, like, 15 grandkids.
348
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,254
We'll get back to that.
349
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,125
I have spent my day
350
00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:19,173
listening to Mandy
bitch about you.
351
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,846
Well, I don't suppose
you stuck up for me?
352
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,131
No.
353
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,004
If you really want
to be with that girl,
354
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,179
you will not be the one
to stand in her way.
355
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,269
I'm not trying to.
356
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,750
I just want to do
what's best for CeeCee.
357
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:32,926
Obviously.
358
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,578
Don't you think she deserves
359
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,928
a mom who's home with her?
360
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:38,148
I think she deserves
a mom who's happy
361
00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:39,846
and supported by her dad.
362
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,326
Huh.
363
00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:44,633
Why is that woman
touchin' her head?
364
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,764
I'll handle it. Hey!
365
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,028
You got to pay for that.
366
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,423
Come on, Cooper.
367
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:56,642
See? He's been here
since this morning.
368
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,385
He won't leave.
369
00:12:58,515 --> 00:13:00,822
What do you want me
to do? Get him to leave.
370
00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:02,999
Oh, good, you're both here.
371
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,653
This will go faster
with three of us.
372
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,873
Now, do it! Give him the boot.
373
00:13:08,177 --> 00:13:10,485
Trying to solve
unified field theory?
374
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,225
Yes. Who needs a summer program
375
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:14,227
if you can solve what
Albert Einstein couldn't.
376
00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:15,881
Let's see Caltech
say no to this.
377
00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:17,840
Sheldon, you're not
gonna solve this
378
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,234
in an afternoon. Or ever.
379
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,018
Well, I need to do something
to stand out.
380
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,802
I think you're putting
too much pressure
381
00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:25,760
on this summer program.
382
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,850
You can apply next year.
383
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,044
I can't wait a whole
nother year.
384
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,461
I'll fall even further behind.
385
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:32,419
And then when I'm
applying to Columbia,
386
00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:34,350
Sam will be using
her letter of recommendation
387
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,355
to get into Caltech, and then
when I apply to Caltech,
388
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,600
they'll say, "Oh, you're
from East Texas Tech, too."
389
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,796
"Well, you must know Sam, she's
been here a year longer than you
390
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,168
and you'll never catch up."
391
00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:44,998
I think you need to calm down.
392
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,802
I can't calm down.
I have to keep pushing myself
393
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,368
or I'll fall farther and
farther behind until I'm a...
394
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,003
aging professor
in a small university
395
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,874
with nothing to show
for my work.
396
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,788
Ouch, I think
he's talking about you.
397
00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,878
I think he's talking about us.
398
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,575
No.I'm wasting
399
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,985
too much time sleeping at night.
400
00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,664
In fact,
where's the coffee machine?
401
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,956
Perhaps it is time I start
chasing the caffeine dragon.
402
00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:04,886
Sheldon, listen to us. Why should I?
403
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,279
You let this happen to me.
404
00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:07,846
You failed as my mentors.
405
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,460
What are you doing?!
406
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,220
You're still the student,
this is still my office,
407
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,072
and it's time for you to leave.
408
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,859
I'm afraid he's right.
409
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,042
There she is.
410
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,913
Hi!
411
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,307
Um, why does she
smell like smoke?
412
00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:36,440
Oh, she hung out with me
in the gambling room.
413
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,006
What?
414
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,018
She was a hit. Everybody
said she was good luck.
415
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,490
Okay, so I-I guess it went well?
416
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,317
It did.
417
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,797
So, if you get that job,
418
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,104
I'm all for it.
419
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,020
Okay, good.
420
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,240
What's wrong?
421
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,548
Today was the longest
I've been away from her,
422
00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,638
and it was awful.
423
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,076
So you don't want the job?
424
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,166
I-I don't know.
425
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,777
I think you should
give it a shot.
426
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,432
Really? Well, you were
all excited about it.
427
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,322
And if you get the job,
you can still say no.
428
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,003
Yeah, that's a good point.
429
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,265
I'd love to see you on TV.
430
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,049
Aw.
431
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,900
Then I can say
I slept with that girl on TV.
432
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,053
Okay, well...
433
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,463
Why are you listening to this?
434
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,355
I was upset, and this was
the most angst-filled song
435
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,293
I could find
in Mom's record collection.
436
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:48,643
What's wrong?
437
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,904
These are grown-up problems.
438
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:50,774
You wouldn't understand.
439
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,038
Okay, bye.
440
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,207
I was the youngest student
441
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,649
at the university, and now...
442
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,868
I thought I wouldn't
understand your problems.
443
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,523
Well, you're all I've got.
444
00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:01,394
I always assumed
445
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,404
that I'd be the youngest
student in grad school,
446
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,288
and then the youngest person
to win the Nobel Prize,
447
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,703
and now it's all slipping away.
448
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,576
No one cares how old you are.
449
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,100
Really? You don't think
I get treated special
450
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,535
because of my age and intellect?
451
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:16,149
I guess you do get everything
you want all the time.
452
00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:17,149
See?
453
00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:18,889
And whenever you're obnoxious
454
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,780
it's always, "Poor Sheldon,
he doesn't know any better."
455
00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:22,590
Exactly. "Poor Sheldon."
456
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,071
At grad school, everybody's
going to be smart.
457
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,874
If I'm not the youngest,
how am I gonna stand out?
458
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,857
Sheldon, you're a kid talking
about going to grad school.
459
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,686
You have no problems.
460
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,427
I knew you wouldn't understand.
461
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,558
I do... instead of
being a kid genius,
462
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,711
you're worried you're just
gonna be a regular genius,
463
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,520
which is a stupid thing for
a genius to worry about.
464
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,304
Well, stupid or not,
465
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,394
I may not get to go
to Caltech until I'm 15.
466
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,005
Wait, this is about
when you move out?
467
00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:48,311
Yes.
468
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,922
I take it back,
this is a big deal.
469
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,321
All right.
470
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,690
So, we're just gonna
put you on tape
471
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:00,758
and see how it goes.
472
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,456
Okay. Uh, I'm ready.
473
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:05,198
Okay.
474
00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:06,327
In three...
475
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,335
All right, let's take a look
at our forecast for tonight.
476
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,555
Winds from the west
are headed our way,
477
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:18,211
taking temperatures
down to a cool 43 degrees.
478
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,752
But you know what
they say in Texas...
479
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,126
If you don't like the weather,
wait five minutes.
480
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,825
Actually, I've never said that,
481
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:25,131
but my Aunt Bonnie does.
482
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,261
She's not wrong though,
483
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,005
because those chilly days
are gonna pass us by,
484
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:33,529
and by the weekend we're
looking at sunny and 72.
485
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,444
Mandy was
proving that new mothers
486
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,185
could do anything
anyone else could do.
487
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,753
In fact, they could do more,
488
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,191
like make their own milk,
489
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,800
right there, on camera.
490
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,020
Everything okay?
491
00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:48,936
Not if you live on the coast,
492
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,200
because there is
a storm front building,
493
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,636
so we need to keep
an eye on, uh,
494
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,768
these clouds
495
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,640
right here.
496
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,859
Uh, but there's a low-pressure
system building,
497
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,470
um, over here,
498
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,255
and, uh,
499
00:18:02,384 --> 00:18:03,994
well, then, that could
bring rain to, uh,
500
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,910
to this whole area here.
501
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,391
So, for Channel 7 weather,
502
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,915
I'm Mandy McAllister.
Good night.
503
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,207
And I just wanted to say
I'm sorry for my behavior.
504
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,103
I realized that
I'm going to age out
505
00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,080
of being a child prodigy
regardless of your help.
506
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,714
I appreciate that.
507
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,934
It takes maturity to
admit when you're wrong.
508
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,112
I know, even this apology
is grown-up.
509
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,677
Well, this is all a disaster.
510
00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:37,463
Son, it's not. Believe me,
no one is more excited
511
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,378
for you to go to grad school
than I am.
512
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,381
I don't know, you should
talk to my sister.
513
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,296
Anyway, thank you
for hearing me out.
514
00:18:43,425 --> 00:18:46,125
Actually, Sheldon,
I do have some news.
515
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,430
I reached out to a colleague
516
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,085
who's doing a summer
research program
517
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,305
at the University of Heidelberg,
518
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,436
and I think I can get you in.
519
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,352
Heidelberg, Germany?
520
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:58,223
A summer program
5,000 miles away.
521
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,138
Only a fool would
say no to that.
522
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,880
Well, that would certainly help
my grad school applications.
523
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,011
Yes, and they're doing
524
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,666
exciting work on superstrings.
525
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,234
Fantastisch.
That's German for "fantastic."
526
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,324
Ich helfe dir beim packen.
527
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:13,152
That's German for
"I'll help you pack."
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