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- Boy, I sure hate homework.

- Well, everybody does
but you have to do it.

What have you got there?

- Listen to this.

We're supposed to give an
example of a compound sentence.

I wrote, "My mother
likes to cook

and especially likes to cook
on our new Hotpoint stove."

Is that a good example?

- I think it is.

- It's also a good
commercial, huh?

- Hmm.

- Hotpoint Quality
Appliances presents

America's favorite
family comedy,

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely
wife Harriet as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next
door neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Who's that in the closet?

- Don't be scared, Mom.

It's me, your son Ricky.

- Oh, Ricky, get up and
take that skeleton suit off.

You'll have it worn out by
the time Halloween gets here.

- I'm just looking
for my skeleton hand.

- Well, you won't
find them in there.

You come on, get up
and take that suit off.

Gives me the willies anyway.

- OK.

- What's the trouble?

- Well, take a look on
the floor of the closet.

- What, is that a dog in there?

- No, you better
take another look.

That happens to
be your small son.

- Well, how about that?

I could have sworn some dog
left his bones in there.

- Neat outfit, huh, Pop?

- Yes, you're scary all right.

Aren't you rushing the
season a little, though?

Halloween isn't quite here.

- I'm just getting
all my bones together.

- I thought that they
were painted on the suit?

- Oh, no.

The hands come separate.

- Do you mean to tell me they
have hands with those outfits?

- Well, sure.

I guess you never seen
a real life skeleton.

No.

Come to think of it,
I guess I never have.

And I'll gladly forgo
the pleasure, thank you.

- You're welcome.

It's a neat outfit, huh, Pop?

- Yeah, like I said,
it's plenty scary, boy.

- You think anybody
will recognize me?

Well, you sure had me fooled.

- Hi, Mom.

Hi, Pop.

- David, guess who I am.

- Oh, brother.

Fine.

How'd you guess?

- I'm not sure he did.

What do you got there, dear?

- Oh, just some stuff for a
Halloween party at school.

I'm the treasurer.

- Oh, I didn't know you were
going to have a Halloween

party at school.

- Oh, we're just going to
dress up and play some games.

- Oh, that sounds like fun.

School parties always are.

- You said it.

We get out of studying.

- Yeah, Halloween is
a lot of fun for kids.

- Don't you like Halloween, Pop?

- Oh, sure.

But, you know, as you
get a little bit older

you get kind of
tired of that stuff.

- You mean going to parties
and playing games and stuff?

- Yeah, see, there are certain
traditional and seasonal games

like "Pin the Tail on the
Donkey" and ducking for apples.

And they get a little
stale as the years go by.

- We make up a lot
of new stuff, Pop.

- What do you mean
make up new stuff?

- We bring the old
fashioned games up to date.

- Well, that sounds interesting.

How do you bring "Pin the Tail
on the Donkey" up to date?

Or shouldn't I ask?

- Oh sure.

We draw big picture
of the teacher's face

in the blackboard.

- I don't get the connection.

- Well, then we play the game.

- And what do you call it?

- "Draw the Mustache
on the Teacher."

- I have a hunch
that the teacher is

going to walk in
one of these days,

and you'll have a new game.

"I am not Salvador Dali"
on the blackboard 50 times.

- I don't know, Pop.

Our teacher was the one
who made up the game.

- You know, sometimes
this modern psychology

puzzles me a little.

- They call it "relieving
suppressed desires."

- Yeah, I guess it does at that.

How does it seem to work?

- Heck, I don't even
know what it means.

- That's probably part
of the Psychology.

- You and Mom going to a
Halloween party this year, Pop?

- Yeah, I suppose the girls
will get together and whip up

some sort of a deal at the
last minute, they usually do.

Gives them an excuse
to dress up a bit.

- Well, as a matter
of fact, we were

talking about that
yesterday and I

think we'll skip it this year.

- Well, I'm sure you won't get
any objection from the men.

Personally, I think it's about
time we gave Halloween back

to the kids anyway.

- Well, it'll save
us a lot of trouble.

Trying to drag you guys
out of the house to a party

is no fun either.

- I like going to parties.

- Oh, boy!

- Hey, stay out of that Ricky!

- Hey, what is this white stuff?

- That's paint for the faces.

- Hey, neat, boy.
- Leave it alone.

That's for the party at school.

- I could put this on my face
and look just like a skeleton.

- Hey, you could at that.
Let me see it.

- Oh, gee, Pop.
That's for the party at school.

I bought it with a class money.

- That's OK, I'll only
use a little of it.

- Gee, I can see
the headlines now.

"Boy uses school funds to
turn brother into skeleton."

- I'll give you a little
extra change if you need it.

- Boy, am I going
to look spooky.

- I hope that stuff comes off.

- It's supposed to.

It's a pretty
good paint job, I think.

- We've got some black
stuff here, too, Pop.

If you want it.
- Oh, yeah.

Hey, that's swell.

We could use this for the eyes.

Look at this, Harriet.

- I never thought I'd see the
day when I'd sit here and let

your father blacken your eyes.

- How do you like that?

Eyes, nose, and mouth.

- Yeah, that sounds like
the usual arrangement.

- I want to look at myself.

Oh boy, do I look gruesome!

- Pretty neat job, eh?

- Yeah, but where can
I hide until Halloween?

- You ought to get ducking your
head into a nice bowl of soap

and water.

You can put that war paint
on again when the time comes.

- I just wanted to leave it on
till I rehearse my theme song.

- Your theme song?

- Sure.

The ankle bone
connected to the shin bone.

- Shin bone connected to the--

- Hi, Oz!

- Oh, hi, Thorny.

- Hey, what are you
doing with the broom?

- Well, you know, Halloween once
a year, I usually celebrate.

- Holy smoke, what's
wrong with your hand?

It's all white.
Looks a little undernourished.

- Oh no, I just put a
little Halloween makeup

on Ricky's face.

The kids are going to go out to
trick or treat tomorrow night

and he's going to
dress up as a skeleton.

- Oh.

Boy, Halloween is sure a
lot of fun for the kids.

- Yeah, it really is.

Gives them a chance to
let off a little steam.

- As a matter of fact, we've
had some pretty good parties

in the last few years.

- Well, they've been OK.

Personally, I still
think Halloween is mainly

a night for kids, though.

- Come to think of
it, I don't think

I've heard anything
about this year's party.

What are the girls' plan?
Do you know?

- Oh, from what I
understand they're not going

to give a party this year.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Don't you think we
could talk them into it?

- Well, are you kidding?

Let's leave well enough alone.

Don't tell me you actually
enjoy those horrible fiascoes

with those corny games and
those idiotic costumes?

- Well, it is a lot
of trouble at that.

Well, you know Katherine
spent a whole week making

that outfit I wore last year?

- You mean at the Dunkles?

- No, that was a
party before last.

Last year's party was at the
Randolph's, don't you remember?

- Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah.

- Sure, that was the year I
won first prize for the best

costume.

- You won the first prize?

- Sure, you remember.

I wore that devil's outfit.

- I thought you came
dressed up as a fireman?

Sure, you did.

Don't you remember
you insisted you

could jump out of the
second story window

into the big apple tree?

- Oz, that was New Year's Eve.

And I darned near made it, too.

- No, I'm sure it was Halloween.
Certainly.

We were ducking for apples
and somebody spiked the water.

- You know, we've had
some pretty good Halloween

parties at that.

- You know, I never
will forget the night

that Mrs. O'Shaughnessy put
that big sheet over her head,

and she said, "I am the devil."

- I don't remember that.
- Sure, you do.

O'Shaughnessy didn't
know who it was.

He said, "Shake hands with
me, I married your sister."

- You know, I think the least
the wives could have done

was to ask us before they
call off this year's party.

- Oh I don't think it's
been called off definitely.

It's just they haven't
made any plans for it.

- Well, right there is a
reason why a lot of the parties

haven't been so good.

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, they haven't
been properly organized.

You can't just give
a party haphazardly,

you've got to organize it.

- You've got to plan
the whole evening.

Hour by hour, step by step.

- Especially the entertainment.

And by somebody who has a little
talent for that sort of thing.

- That's exactly what I mean.

- Say, you know we could do--

That is, if we wanted to turn
this into a party tomorrow

night, say for instance--

Is to work out a schedule
for the entire evening.

Exactly what games
we're going to play,

what time we play them.

Exactly what time we
eat, what time we dance.

And that way we'd have the
entire evening under control.

- Now, that's the
sensible way to do it.

And instead of having everyone
dressed up in costumes

and causing a lot
of confusion, we

could just have a couple of
more talented fellas dressed up,

to keep things going.

- But wearing really
clever costumes.

- That's right.

- So much better to have a
couple of fellows with real

talent, rather than the
whole room full of would-be

comedians.

- It's rather short notice...

What do you think
we ought to wear?

- No, what do you think
we ought to do it?

- Are you kidding, Oz?

This sounds great to me!

I can dig up that devil's
outfit I wore last year.

- Say, I have a devil's
outfit up in the attic, too.

We could put on a big
sign: "Aren't we devils?"

- No, no.

- Let's not worry
about the costumes,

we can think of something, Oz.

- One thing's for sure,
the entire evening

will go off smoothly.

I mean, none of this
haphazard stuff.

It will all be
plan step by step.

- Uh, do you think the
girls are like the idea?

I mean, us taking in out
of their hands this way?

- Well, they'll be delighted.

As a matter of fact,
the more I think of it,

I'll bet that's why they
were stalling around waiting

for us to take over.

- Ha ha.

Boy, I can see us right
now in our mad costumes,

running around taking
charge of everything.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha.

You know, it's
funny, I think there

must be a trace of
genius in our families.

- Oh there's no doubt about it.

A definite trace of genius
with a faint flavoring of ham.

- You know, Thorny
and I have whipped up

what we think is a
pretty darn good idea.

- Oh?
What is it?

- Well, you know how each
year around Halloween

you gals sort of throw together
a little impromptu party?

- And you don't want us
to give one this year.

You said that before.

- Well, they've been pleasant
enough little affairs.

Everybody's had a
pretty good time.

But the big fault has been that
nobody has taken the trouble

to plan them correctly.

But this year the whole thing
is going to be different.

It's Thornberry and
Nelson to the rescue.

Ha, ha, ha.

- May I ask a question?

- No.

You're not even allowed
to ask any questions.

Thorny and I are going to take
charge of all the operations.

You gals are just allowed to
relax and enjoy yourselves.

- Well, fine.

That sounds like
a wonderful idea.

- You know, I hate to brag,
but I really think, Harriet,

that this year's
Halloween party is

going to be the best
one we've ever given.

And why do you ask?

- I'm not allowed
to ask questions.

- No, no, no.

Well, OK, because this is going
to be a well-planned party.

And a well-planned party
is a successful party.

- Thank yo, Elsa Maxwell.

- Take care of the little
things and the big things

will take care of themselves.

- Yes, that's very true.

- Now, first of
all, we figured we'd

work out a complete
schedule for all the games.

You can notice
right from the start

that we're going
to plan everything

with typical
masculine efficiency.

Pencil...
- Here's your pencil.

- Oh.
Yes, I found it.

- First of all, we
thought of Quotations.

That always popular.

- Well, bring plenty
of paper and pencil.

- All right.

We start the evening off
with, say, Quotations.

We play that from,
say, 8:30 to 9:30.

See, knowing the time
you want to start

a game you want to
finish it, that's

one of those little details
that make the whole party

flow along smoothly.

Then, uh, say at 9:30
we'll bob for apples.

That's always fun.

- Oh please, ask the men not
to wear any hair oil this time.

- OK.

No hair oil on
the apple ducking.

And we do that for,
say, 15 minutes.

- Well, make sure you've got
a clean shirt to wear, too.

- Oh, I'll be
wearing the costume.

- A costume?

You mean everybody has to got
a costume at the last minute?

- Gee, I don't know quite
how to explain this.

This is one little
surprise as we had planned.

Well, you'll probably
find out about it.

You see, you know how each
year everybody gets together

and just everybody
puts on a silly costume

and makes a darn
fool of himself?

Well, this year, just he
and I are going to do it.

- I mean, just Thorny
and I are going

to wear the, the costumes.

- What about the rest of us?

- Well, you just wear
your regular clothes.

Let's see, where was I?

Oh, oh, here.

Well let's allow, say--

- Hi, Pop!

- Oh, hi, boys.

- What are you doing?

- Just checking over
this list of things

we're going to do at
the party tonight.

Mr Thornberry and I are
planning all the details.

You know, all the entertainment
and stuff like that.

- What kind of entertainment
are you going to have?

- Well, that's what
I'm checking over now.

You boys know the secret
of a successful party?

- Sure!

Plenty ice cream and cake, boy.

- Well, yes.

Refreshments are important.

But the main thing is to
plan the party carefully.

A well-planned party
is a successful party.

Always remember that.

- You saw my skeleton
outfit, didn't you, Pop?

- Oh, yeah.
It's real neat.

- Yeah, we've all seen it.

You've been wearing it around
here for the past week.

- Makes you look real thin.

People feel sorry
for you and that way

you get more ice cream and cake.

- How's the party coming, dear?

Oh, hi.

Well, I've got it just
about all planned.

I thought we'd finish off the
evening with a little dancing.

- Dancing?

I hope they don't pull that
stuff at our party, boy.

- What are you worried about?

You can't dance anyway.

- You can, I suppose.

- Look, why don't you guys
go outside for a while, huh?

I've got a lot of work
I want to do here.

- I think I'll put on
my skeleton outfit.

- Come on, bone boy.

- We have a novelty dance
at 1:00, that will be fun.

You know, husbands all
dance with their own wives.

- Records.

Better decide on the records.

- You're really taking care
of everything, aren't you?

- Well, the records
are very important.

- Hi, folks!

- Oh, hi Thorny.

- The back door was open
so I barged right in.

- Good for you.

- Come on in.

- What do you got
in the box there?

- Well, I can show
you, Oz, but Harriet

will have to leave the room.

It's a surprise for tonight.

- Well, come on, Harriet,
you heard the man.

- OK, I'm leaving.

I know what I'm not wanted.

- Well, come on, let's
see the big secret.

- Here, Oz.

Take a look for yourself.

- What's this?
New seat covers for the car?

- Oh, no, Oz.

You know Sandy McTavish
over at the lodge?

- Yeah.

- Well, he let me borrow
the Scotch outfit.

- Oh!
How about this?

- Make a terrific
costume for the party.

- Oh, this is wonderful, Thorny.
- Yeah.

Left the bagpipes at home.

- Got bagpipes and
everything, huh?

- Well, certainly.

You ought to hear me
wheeze out "Annie Laurie."

- How about this!
This is wonderful.

- Say, by the way, have you
got the program all set?

- Well, Yeah just--

Oh I'm glad you
reminded me of that.

Here.

I have a few items here
that we need for tonight.

I thought maybe you'd run down
to the store and pick them up.

OK?

- Say, what am I,
the errand boy?

- Well, you got to do some
of the work, too, Thorny.

Just a short list.

Oh, here, we need
some oranges here.

Maybe about two dozen.

I thought we'd play
that orange game where

you tuck it under your chin,

- Oh, yeah.

- And then get some comic
prizes for the game--

Tthere's somebody at the door.

You better get the
stuff out of here.

- Yeah.

- Comic prizes for the games.

You know, just the long
noses, anything funny.

Just use your own judgment, OK?
- OK, Oz.

I'll see you later.

- And don't let Catherin
see the costume.

- No, no, I won't.

- Just a moment.

- Well, what have we here?

- Trick or treat?

- Trick or treat?

- Oh, well, you look like a
couple of desperate characters.

I'm afraid I'll have to give in.

I just happen to have a
couple of lollipops here.

OK, there you are.

Happy Halloween.

- Happy Halloween!

- Hey, wait for me.

- Who is that?

- Oh, just a couple
of neighborhood kids

with that trick or treat stuff.

You should have seen,
the cutest little guys.

- Aw.

Say, listen, if you've
got just a minute,

there's just one question I'd
like to ask you about the party

tonight.
- Harriet, please.

I told you before,
you're not allowed

to ask any questions at all.

The whole affair is
in very capable hands.

- Well, I just want
to know one thing.

- I know.

All you're allowed to do is just
put on your nicest party dress

and be ready at 8:27.

Thorny's stopping
by for us then.

- Well, OK, dear.

- Oh, I'll get it.

It's probably some more
of the neighborhood kids.

- Oh, all right.

Well, there's some lollipops
on the chair there.

- Yes, I know.

- Trick or treat.

- You heard me.
Trick or treat.

Don't you know
this is Halloween?

- Well, yes.

But aren't you a little
old for this sort of thing?

How old are you, anyway?

- 53.

- Ridiculous.

Whoever heard of a full grown
man out trick or treating?

- My little boy is
over on the next block

and I'm just giving him a hand.

- No, but you don't
even have a costume.

- Naturally.

What do you think I am, a child?

- Trick or treat?

- OK, I have some
lollipops here.

Here you are.

Here's three lollipops.

- Only three?

- Well, of course!

I mean, there are
lots of other children

around the neighborhood,
too, you know.

- Hey, they're lemon.

My kid just loves
lemon lollipops.

Thanks!

- Oh, good.

How old is your little boy?
- 25

Happy Halloween!

- Hi, Oz.

How do I look?

- Terrific!
Terrific!

- Boy!

So do you.

That is really terrific.

- Uh, what happened
to the bagpipes?

- Well, I was playing them
a little while ago and all

of a sudden, I had a blowout.

- Aren't the kilts
a little long?

Should they come all the way
down to your ankles like that?

- Well, I don't know, Oz.

After all, McTavish
is about 6 foot 6

and he's got very long legs.

Let's just say that the new look
has finally come to Scotland.

- You like my
devil's outfit, huh?

- Oh, that is sensational.
That's terrific.

- I had to go in the
closet to put it on.

Harriet doesn't know what
I'm wearing, you know.

- Yeah, Catherine hasn't
seen mine yet either.

Boy, are they both in
for a big surprise.

- Harriet, we're ready!

- I'll be right down.

- Say, Oz, do you mind if
we go in your car tonight?

- Well, no.
Any particular reason?

- Well, I've got these kilts on.

I'm afraid if I drive
it'll be a little drafty.

- Well, we'll take ours.
- Well, good.

- Holy smokes!

Hey, David, wait
until you see Pop!

- You like this, huh?

- Oh, hi, Mrs. Thornberry.

- No, that's Mr. Thornberry.

- You didn't me, huh?
- Holy smokes!

What's going on in here?

- Look at Mr. Thornberry!
He's dressed up like a woman.

- No, no.
I'm a Scotsman.

- Look at Pop!

He looks like the devil.

- Yeah, so does Mr. Thornberry.

- Have a good time
at the party, Pop.

- OK.

Take it easy now, boys.

- OK.

I'm all ready, let's go.

- What?
Goodness sakes!

- Surprise!

- I mean, what an outfit!

- Thorny, what's the idea
of the evening dress?

- Oh, these are just
extra long kilts.

I'm a Scotchman.

- I didn't know it
was a costume party.

- Oh no.

Don't you remember I
told you yesterday?

Thorny and I are the
only ones dressing up.

- Say, we better hurry.

Catherine's waiting
next door for us.

- Oh.

Yes, Harriet, we're
going to take our car.

Would you get it
out of the garage?

I want to go over with Thorny
and get a look at Catherine's

face when she sees that outfit.

- And if she calls me
Harriet, I'm not going.

- I'm not either.

- We'll meet you right
outside, Harriet.

- Hey, wait a minute.
Where are we going?

- Well, to the party.

- No.

I mean, whose house is
the party being given at?

You never did tell me.

- Well, now, wait a minute.

You mean to say
you girls haven't

decided where the party is
going to be held tonight?

- Well, no.

You said you and
Thorny were going

to take care of everything.

That the girls weren't
to worry about a thing.

- Well, Thorny, didn't
you decide where the party

was going to be given?

- Oh, now, wait a minute.

Don't blame this on to me.

- What?

You?

Well, well, Harriet didn't...?

- Well, isn't anybody
giving a party tonight?

Somebody always gives
a party on Halloween.

- Gee, I got the games all
planned and everything.

- Well, turn around, Oz.

We can still play "Pin
the Tail on the Donkey."

- Very funny.
- Well, there's one sure thing.

We can't let the
evening go to waste.

Ha, ha.

Say, wait a minute.

I've got a wonderful idea.

- Such as what?

- Well you've heard the slogan,
"Movies are better than ever."

We'll see a movie.
- Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to
any theater with you

two guys just like that.

- Who said anything
about a theater?

We'll go to my house.

Hopalong Cassidy comes on
in exactly five minutes.

- Oz, pick up his scarf.

- Hi, there.

- Oh, hi.

- Hi.

- Party is going
beautifully, isn't it?

- Yes, it sure is.

I suppose you think
you're pretty smart.

- To be honest with you, yes.

- Fine, making believe
you didn't know where

the party was going to be held.

- Well, believe me, I didn't
until about 4 o'clock.

It wasn't till all of us
girls started talking it over

and discovered that
nobody was having one.

- Well, it's nice of Catherine
to have the party here though,

isn't it?
- Yes, it is.

- You know, I'll admit that I
did overlook one little detail,

but you have to
admit that everything

is going along real smooth.
Don't you think so?

Everybody having a
good time and all?

- Well, that's what I said.
It's wonderful party.

- And you know why?

Because everything
has been planned.

All the details
have been arranged.

A well planned party
is a successful party.

Uh, let's see, it's
a quarter of 12.

I think we'll have the
refreshments at, uh, about

12:13.

- Fine.

What are we having
for refreshments?

- I beg your pardon?

- I said, what are we
having for refreshments?

All the girls have
been asking me.

- Oh, wait a minute.

Don't tell me you girls
haven't prepared refreshments.

- Of course not.

This is your party.

- Don't tell me
you've overlooked

another little detail?

- I really had you go on
there for a minute, didn't I?

- You don't think we'd overlook
the refreshments, do you?

- Where are they?

- Uh, oh, don't worry, dear.

I'll take care of everything.

You just go ahead
and join the folks.

I'm going to take care
of a few more details.

- Need any help serving?
- No, no, no.

Just have a good time
and I'll be right back.

- All right.

If you say so.

- Uh, hello?

Harry's Hamburger Haven?

- I'd like to make a reservation
for 31 people at, uh, uh,

12:23.

- Yes, with the onions on top.

- Ozzie, have you seen
my gray jacket any place?

- Well, yes.

It's right there
in the living room.

Why, are you going downtown?

- Yeah, I'm going to market.

- Before you go,
you must admit we

all had a good time at
the party last night.

- We certainly did.

Everybody had a wonderful time.

- Oh, thanks very much.

Of course, I'll
admit we did forget

a couple of little
details, but we

didn't forget to do the
dishes and we didn't

forget to clean up the place.

- No, it was very nice of you.

- You know, they say that men
forget even more than women.

- Oh, Jiminy!

That reminds me, I
was supposed to meet

Clara Randolph downtown.

Oh, that clock must be stopped.

What time is it?

- It's, uh...

Where's my watch?

Oh, for goodness sakes!

I left it on Thorny's
coffee table.

You know, I was timing
the charades last night?

- Mm-hmm.
I'll get it for you.

- Oh.
- And that reminds me.

I need some money.

- I don't know what you
do without my wallet.

- Neither do I.

- Where is my wallet?

- Oh!

You remember there were no
pockets in the devil's outfit?

I must have left it
upstairs on the hall table.

- Oh, well, I'll get it for you.
- Oh.

- You're sure there isn't
anything else you've forgotten?

- Well, now, wait a
minute, let me check.

No, it's still on.

- The man at the door was
played by William Hayden.

The little children were Jerry
Mathers and Vicki Churchill.

- Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

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