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La, la-la, la-la, ah!
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Aah!
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What in the dickens?!
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Aah!
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Where did the house go?!
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I've gone back in time.
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Watch where thou doth walketh!
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Oh, my!
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You like tomatoes?
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How about these tomatoes?!
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Enhh!
Aah!
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How about another?
And another?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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Ahh.
Ooh!
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Eeh!
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Bad show!
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All right, now, I know
things have been crazy
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with the dome and everything,
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but thanks for getting up early
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and setting up
for the renaissance fair.
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This is gonna be
a big money-maker for us.
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One last thing...
As of this moment,
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your modern selves are no more.
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Mordecai and rigby,
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you'll be mordicus
and rignatius,
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lowly street vendors.
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Skips, you'll be
barnaby the ripped,
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guard to the king.
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Fives and muscle man,
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you'll be palom
and porom, gatekeepers.
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I'm not wearing this, bro.
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This cut isn't flattering
to my butt.
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And of course, I will play
king Edmund of parklandia!
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Where's my wizard?
Where's marvolo?
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If you mean pops,
nobody's seen him all morning.
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What?!
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He's the star
of our big closing ceremony,
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"marvolo vs.
The dragon"!
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We have a dragon?
Yes!
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Without a big closer,
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the commoners will
demand refunds.
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Find marvolo, and don't
breaketh thy character,
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or I'll smite thee
with unemployment!
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Ehh, the things I do for a paycheck.
I'm not gonna wear this.
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I hope the power doesn't go
to his head.
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Uh, excuse me?
Help?
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I'm trying
to get to my own time.
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What's the matter, love?
You lost?
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Freak!
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Oh, another fine mess
I've gotten myself into.
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- How will I ever get home?
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This costume is making
my butt itch.
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Rignatius, stay in character,
or we're gonna get fired.
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Oh, sorry.
Mine butteth itcheth.
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No, wait... mine bottometh?
Me cheeks?
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Yeah, that worketh.
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Me cheeks itcheth!
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Mordecai and rigby!
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I thought
I'd never see you again!
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Oh, dude, pops...
Uh, I mean marvolo.
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Marvolo?
No, it's me, pops.
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No, no, you are marvolo, huh,
the wizard, yeah?
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What's wrong with your eye?
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Listen, marvolo, you have
a very important job to do.
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You have to defeat the dragon,
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or everyone will demandeth
a refund.
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Dragon?
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I won't fight a dragon,
mordecai and rigby!
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Marvolo,
do you want to be sacked?
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Call us mordicus and rignatius.
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Yeah, the mordecai and rigby
you know haven't been born yet.
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Cometh with us,
and we shall explain everything.
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You don't want to make
king Edmund mad, do you?
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Mad king?
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The king's not gonna like this.
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What doth thoust mean
you lost him?
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He got frightened and fled.
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He seems really confused,
my liege.
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Impossible.
This doth be unacceptable!
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Hey, man, don't yell at us!
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Pops is the one flipping out.
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"Flipping out"?
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Mine ears ache
from period-inappropriate prose.
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Mayhaps a refund is
in order, auntie.
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Pay no heed!
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The king wishes good tidings
on thee all!
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Huzzah!
Huzzah!
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Now go forth
and encourage others
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to spend coin of their own.
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What did I say
about breaking thine character?
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Forgiveness!
Forgiveness!
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No matter.
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It appears I must fetch marvolo
mine-self.
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This is bogus...
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Like,
super-lame-o-deluxe.
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Yeah, totally wack, guys.
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By order of mad king Edmund,
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these two shall be punished
for the crime
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of not staying in character!
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You maketh me sick!
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Fine.
I'll wear the costume.
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Oh, muscle man, hi five ghost!
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You are stuck
in this dreadful place, as well?
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Our names are palom
and porom, sir.
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The mad king's reign of terror
must end, marvolo.
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I'm not marvolo!
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Why does everybody keep
calling me that?
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I just want to go home.
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Only you can end this.
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End this, marvolo.
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Yeah, end this.
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Hey, seize marvolo
by the order of mad king Edmund!
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He's, like, really,
really upset about this.
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Seize him!
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- Aah!
- Go, bro!
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Quiet, oaf!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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No-o-o-o-o-o!
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Huh?
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Marvolo the wizard,
a powerful dragon hath
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descended upon us,
and only ye can stop it!
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Oh, you must be the mad king.
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Look, marvolo, if you don't slay
the dragon right now,
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the commoners will
demand refunds,
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and my kingdome shall crumble!
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For the last time,
stop calling me marvolo!
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Skips, am I back home?
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I know not of this skips.
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I am barnaby the ripped.
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King Edmund hath sent me
to prepare ye
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for battle
against the dragon, marvolo.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Take this.
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For the closing ceremony,
all you have to do is
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point it at the dragon
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and press ye button
to defeat it.
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You can end all of this,
and we can go home.
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The kingdome of parklandia
awaits thee.
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Everybody's telling me
I'm marvolo.
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Maybe I am marvolo.
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Who am I?
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You are marvolo.
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No.
It can't be.
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It is so.
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I am you, and you are me.
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Then it doth be true.
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Oh!
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Yes.
You are ready.
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It is time to face your destiny.
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End this.
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I am marvolo.
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Presenting king Edmond
of parklandia!
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My loyal subjects,
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thank ye for joining me
on this glorious day.
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I trust your experiences
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in my kingdome hath been
most pleasurable.
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May we rejoice in hopes
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that nothing bad should
ever happen.
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I said, "may we rejoice in hopes"
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that nothing bad should
ever happen"!
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Yeah, yeah.
I heard you.
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Fire...
The fire!
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Oh, no!
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This is truly
the greatest calamity
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in the history of parklandia!
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There is only one wizard
who can put on end
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to this reign of terror!
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Presenting marvolo the wizard!
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Uh, ooh!
Oh!
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Man, this is lame.
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We should have gone
to the ren fair
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over at east pines instead.
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Ye olde refund!
Ye olde refund!
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Fight, marvolo!
Fight to the death!
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Oohhhhh!
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Ooh!
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Here!
Give me that!
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Leteth go, man!
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Servant, save ye king!
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Marvolo, get thine wand,
and press the button!
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Hm!
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All right, you big brute.
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This ends now!
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I did it?
Good show!
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Aah!
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Pops!
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Best ren faire ever!
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I did it!
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I defeated the dragon!
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Now I get to go home.
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He's waking up.
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King Edmund, barnaby,
rignatius, and mordicus?
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No, pops, it's us.
Everything is back to normal.
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The park broke even,
and all is well.
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But I was in medieval times.
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It was so real.
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You were a mad king,
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and you were there,
and you, and you,
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and I was...
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Shhhhhhhhhh.
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