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Pruning's lame!
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It wouldn't be so bad if Benson
would buy some new tools.
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These things are like
a hundred years old.
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Yeah, how come muscle man
gets to do this the cool way?
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Uh, maybe because
I'm highly trained, bro.
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Call me when you've taken
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a semester of archery classes
online.
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Hmm.
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Is anyone else curious
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about the scientists who've been
watching us all morning?
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They're probably taking notes
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on how to do
an honest day's work for once.
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Hey, mama's boy,
they're called muscles!
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Write that down
in your field notes!
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Last load, losers!
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Aah!
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If you'll excuse me...
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Ah!
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It's time for my 45-minute
afternoon siesta.
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So tired.
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That's it! I'm taking
muscle man's bow and arrow!
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He's not even using them!
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Uh, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Muscle man doesn't like
his stuff being touched
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without his permission.
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So fine,
I'll wake him up and ask.
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Muscle man, wake up.
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Yeah, that's not
gonna get you anywhere.
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Once he's down for his nap,
nothing can wake him up.
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Nothing, eh? Nothing, eh?
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Muscle man!
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Mitch!
Wake up!
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Wait, wait.
Check this out.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh!
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Whoo!
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You know who else doesn't
understand joke structure?
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My mom!
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Uh, guys,
I don't know about this.
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Nah, it's funny!
Watch this.
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"I'm muscle man!"
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I think I'm so good at work
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"just because
I'm freakishly strong!"
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Okay.
Uh, let me try.
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Um, okay, okay.
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Whoo!
Ha ha!
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It's me, muscle man!
Ha ha!
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Despite my rough exterior,
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I'm a loving
and supportive friend!
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I... oops!
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Oh, no!
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Do you realize
what you've done?!
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Me?! What?!
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That was muscle man's
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favorite and only shirt!
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If we don't replace it
before he wakes up from his nap,
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he'll never forgive us!
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Okay, okay, calm down.
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All we gotta do is go out
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and buy muscle man
the same shirt, right?
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Yeah! We just gotta find the tag
to see what brand it was.
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Oh.
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Guys, I found it!
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Uh, the label's too worn
to read anything.
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Great!
So now what?
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I've only ever seen Mitch shop
at one place.
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Let's try there first.
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Discontinued?
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Discontinued!
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That shirt was a limited-run deal!
Limited run?
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The fda pulled it
'cause it was mostly asbestos.
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Guess the man doesn't care if
a guy is flame retardant or not.
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Is there anywhere else
we can find one?
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You could check
in yo face apparel, I guess.
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Dude, this place is huge!
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Let's split up.
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Huh?
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The shirt!
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Come to papa!
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Quit pilfering the promos, dawg!
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These tees have a price!
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What?!
It says "free" right on it.
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Yeah, if you're talking
about dollars.
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How else do you pay for clothes?
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We do things a little more
extreme here at in yo face.
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Every hour, we give away
a free t-shirt
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by shooting it
out of this Cannon
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and blasting a customer
in the face with it.
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What?!
Don't people get hurt?
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Nah, they love it.
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Are you ready?!
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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Dude, wait!
Just let me buy the shirt!
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Kid, I work in retail.
Hurting people is all I have.
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No!
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Aah! Aah! Oof!
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You okay, rigby?
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Uh...
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Oh!
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I did it!
I got the...
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Shirt!
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Let's just go back to the park.
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So, what now?
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Whatever it is, we gotta hurry!
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Muscle man's nap is over
in 20 minutes!
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Hmm.
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Uh, hey.
What's up?
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You guys are scientists, right?
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Science assistants, yes.
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Cool. Cool.
Uh...
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We took our friend's shirt off
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and threw it in a wood chipper,
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and we need to replace it
before he wakes up
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so he doesn't kill us.
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Here's a piece of his shirt.
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Can you guys do some science
and fix it?
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Funny you mention it, actually.
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We just got this 3-d knitter
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in that could analyze the fabric
and replicate...
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Pam! Shh!
Come on!
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Next you're gonna tell them
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the back window at the
science dome is stuck open!
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♪
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Dude, there's the copy room.
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I bet the knitting thing
is in there.
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Looks like it's locked.
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Someone's coming!
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He's going in.
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I've got an idea.
You distract him.
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Uh, hey, fellow scientist.
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Do you know if there's
a bathroom that way?
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Oh, sure.
Uh, let's see...
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There's the co-ed one
around the corner here.
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Or you could go down
that really weird hallway
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that's nothing but urinals.
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Frankly, sir,
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it seems like you've got
the pick of the litter.
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Aah!
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I thought you'd just hide
in the cart
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and open the door
from the other side.
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Oh.
That would have worked, too.
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Whoooooa!
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Look at all this copy equipment.
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There it is.
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Rigby, come on.
We don't have much time.
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Dude, that thing over there
replicates smells.
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Guess what this is.
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Oh!
Dude, gross!
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Just give me the shirt.
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3-d knit beginning.
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It's working.
That was too easy.
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Error.
Foreign object detected...
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Identified as human hair.
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Continue using
all detected materials?
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Agh! We're in a hurry,
you stupid machine!
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Yes.
Rigby, no!
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Override accepted.
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Completing 3-d knit.
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See, it's fine.
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You guys gotta learn to act
on your instincts more often.
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Knit complete.
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Should we say something to it?
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I'm not going anywhere near
that creepy thing.
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Fives, you're muscle man's
best friend... go talk to it.
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What?
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Hey, buddy.
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Look, this is awkward
for all of us,
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but we're gonna need that shirt.
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So, uh, if you could
just pop it off.
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Oh, okay, maybe later.
Good idea.
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Aah!
What's it doing?
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Cupcake.
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I know this is a weird moment
for everyone,
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but we only have 10 minutes
to get that shirt
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back on the real muscle man.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Sorry, dude.
We need it more than you...
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I got it!
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Huh?
180
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Run!
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Is it still following us?
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Aah!
We gotta split up!
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Rigby, give me the shirt!
You two, go that way!
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Okay.
Okay.
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Huh?
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Aah! Aah!
187
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Mordecai, you're alive!
188
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How do we get out?!
189
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There's a loading bay
straight ahead.
190
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Just keep running.
191
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:11,149
And what about muscle man?
Anything to report?
192
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Yes, um, physically very strong,
193
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but he's kind of a jerk
about it.
194
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I see.
195
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:20,091
And, uh, what about
hi five ghost?
196
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Well?
197
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Uh...
198
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,235
What now?
The Jeep!
199
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Hey! I'm not even allowed
to drive that!
200
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Sorry, man.
Official park business.
201
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Thank you.
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Aw.
I'm fired for sure.
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Oof!
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Did we lose it?
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Where'd it go?
206
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- Aah!
- What do we do?!
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Oh, no!
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Muscle man's gonna wake up
any second.
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Circle back past muscle man.
210
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,617
Time to unwind.
211
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,289
Huh?
212
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,026
Aah!
213
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Thank you.
214
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,706
Uh...
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Hey, bros.
216
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,143
Hey, muscle man.
How was your nap?
217
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Pretty good, but...
218
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Wait.
Something's not right.
219
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,152
Uh, what's that?
220
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There's a fingerprint on my bow!
221
00:10:56,556 --> 00:11:00,625
Man, you guys have no respect
for my stuff.
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