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Wha...?
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Aah!
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Oh!
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- Wha...?
- Huh?
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Earthquake!
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It's in filing cabinet.
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What are you guys... aah!
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We did it.
We survived the earthquake.
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Ye-ah!
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Outside now!
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All right, aftermath meeting.
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Pops, you look
for fallen branches.
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Skips, I need you
to get a new earthquake kit.
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That's not happening.
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Look, I know it's
a 45-minute drive, but they...
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Look up.
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No. No.
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No-o-o!
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I thought
we got rid of this thing.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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We are back, here to do
some more experiments.
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Nothing deadly.
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Nothing too deadly.
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I am Dr. rueben langer,
but you may call me Dr. langer.
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We're... no need to
introduce yourselves.
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We still have all the data
from the first dome experiment.
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Please just tell us
what's going on.
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Why'd you trap us
in the dome again, bro?
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Don't worry.
You're not trapped this time.
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That was phase one.
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Check it out.
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Phase two.
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Garage door...
In and out, no problem.
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What are we supposed to do
this time?
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Just act normal.
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My scientists will observe you.
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Oh! And one more thing.
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No matter what happens,
don't push this button.
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Mr. maellard and I
are counting on all of you.
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Especially you.
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Wh... me? Whoa.
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Remember, don't press the button
no matter how much you want to.
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Langer out!
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Well, that was unsettling.
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All right, you heard the doctor.
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We're just gonna have to
take shifts
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making sure
nobody presses this button.
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Come on, Benson.
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Do we really have to sit here
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and guard some button
no one wants to push?
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Look, I don't like it either,
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but sometimes you just
have to blindly follow orders.
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Morning, everyone.
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Today's button-guarding
shifts are as follows.
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It's been three days.
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I'm sick of guarding that thing.
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It feels like
we're wasting our time.
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We are wasting our time.
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We don't even know
why we're doing this.
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Listen, I'm just as annoyed
and confused as you are, okay?
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I don't know any more
than you guys do, remember?
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Well, shouldn't it be
your job to know?
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That's not how it works.
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Hi. I'm Benson.
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Oh, really?
What do you do?
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Oh, I do whatever
the creepy stranger
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with the eyepatch tells me.
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Come on.
Give me some credit.
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I can't take this anymore.
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I'm gonna push it.
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Stop!
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Muscle man, chill!
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I'm cool.
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Sorry, dudes.
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I just lost my head
for a second.
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Something about that button.
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All right,
this has gone far enough.
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I'm gonna talk
to Mr. maellard.
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Finally!
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Don't do anything
until I get back!
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Well, now what?
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Ahem, would you like a tissue?
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What are you guys
taking notes about?
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Those guys take notes
about everything. Watch.
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See?
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Hey, I've got my rights, bro.
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I'm not gonna live
in a surveillance state.
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Uh, oh, uh...
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I got one!
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Thank you, Mr. maellard.
That was a good chat.
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Benson!
How are you, buddy?
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Wait. What were you talking
to maellard about?
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Uh, that's on
a need-to-know basis.
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You should probably
get back to the park
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to guard that button.
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Okay? All right.
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Have a good one.
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Watch your back.
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Just kidding!
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Maybe, though.
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Hmm?
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Hey, Mr. maellard?
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You have to keep guarding
the button, Benson.
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What?
How did you...
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No, but I...
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Then, can you please
just explain
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why any of this is happening?
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I'm trying to be a good manager,
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but I can't
if I'm being kept in the dark.
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You be a good manager
by following orders, Benson.
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Follow your orders!
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I'm sick of just
following orders.
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You're just sitting here
with your big desk
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and your fancy office.
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You know what, Benson?
You're right.
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You're the park manager,
not langer.
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So if you want, push it.
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Push the button.
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What? What's gonna happen?
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Mm, maybe something good,
maybe something bad.
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Maybe this is all a test.
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Wha...?
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Well, all right, then.
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I'm gonna go push the button,
because I am in control.
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All right, Mr. note,
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why you got us guarding that
button?
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I'll never tell!
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All right, maybe this will
make you change your mind.
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Wha...? Oh, no.
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You've been watching us.
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So you know
exactly how long it's been
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since he's washed that.
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Aah! No! It smells like
a rotten hamburger
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left in someone's desk
as a prank!
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Fine. I'll tell you.
It's... it's a test.
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A test?
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Dr. langer doesn't think
you can handle a simple task...
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Not with mordecai's self-doubt,
rigby's laziness,
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skips' checkered past,
muscle man's bad hygiene,
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pops' childlike tendencies,
and Benson's insecurity.
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Fives is the only logical one,
and even he left it unguarded.
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Uh, thanks?
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The point is,
if the button gets pressed,
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Benson gets fired,
and langer gets put in charge.
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And you do not want that.
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Why not?
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Because terrible things
will happen.
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Wait.
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Who's guarding the button?
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What the...
Nobody's guarding it?
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Mordecai and rigby-y-y!
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Okay, I'm doing it.
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I'm gonna press the...
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Button.
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Don't push this button.
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Second thought.
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Maybe...
Fine. Push it.
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Push the button.
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As you know,
that's part of the test.
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I played you for fools and won.
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Oh, my.
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Test?
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A test for what?
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Te-e-e-St.
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Benson, stop!
Get away from that button!
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We've been talking
to the dome guys,
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and it's all just a test!
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Talking to the dome guys?
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See? You can't trust them.
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You guys are lying.
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You're testing me, too.
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Benson!
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Now, I'm the boss here, so...
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So I'm gonna make a decision.
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Benson, we're your friends.
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If you push that button,
maellard's gonna...
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What?
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Benson!
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What are they saying?
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Doesn't matter
what they're saying, Benson.
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They're just like
those dome guys.
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They're trying to trick you.
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I... I need a minute to think.
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Push the button, Benson.
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Uh... I'm not sure
I should.
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Come on, Benson.
I'll catch you.
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No, I... I shouldn't.
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Push the button, Benson!
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No!
I'm making this decision!
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I'm not gonna push the button!
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Aaah!
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Are you okay?
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Benson, you were...
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Hello, gentlemen.
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I see you didn't press
that button over there.
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Really impressed.
Great work.
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10 out of 10.
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No one's dead, and that's
usually a good sign.
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Hmm. 'Kay.
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Just gonna go ahead and call out
what I'm feeling here.
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You don't seem that jazzed.
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We're not jazzed
'cause we're super confused.
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We want answers!
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Why were we guarding
that button?
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It's a big test.
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Why is the dome back?
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Bigger test.
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What does the button do?!
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00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,468
And why'd Mr. maellard
say to press it?!
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Test, test, test.
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00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,171
Well, now what?
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Great question.
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00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:10,775
Gonna answer it
with this trash bag.
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Beeper for you, beeper for you,
you, beeper, beeper.
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If the beeper beeps,
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gonna need you to return
to the house immediately.
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This is mandatory.
No questions asked.
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Where's my beeper?
219
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,624
Benson, you get
one of these babies.
220
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It's a strap-on
fax machine.
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Keep that on you, and you'll get
very important dome orders.
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Ooh! Here comes one now.
223
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Four orders of crab rangoons
and a two-liter of diet cola?
224
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Oop, I see what's happening.
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Funny story, actually.
226
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:46,311
That fax machine is one digit
off from Joe's chow mein.
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It's actually pretty good.
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I recommend it.
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What's the point of all this?!
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Got two super-cool words for
you, buddy... langer out!
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00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,225
You guys want to go
get some Chinese food?
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