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Wait, wait, wait.
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Yo, rigby,
what does this remind you of?
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What?
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Your 7th-grade
science project
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On which pizza box
makes the best pillow.
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What?
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Dude, I made groundbreaking
discoveries with that project.
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Come on, rigby.
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We've all done
embarrassing stuff.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I used to peel the pepperoni off
of pizza and eat it separately.
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Geez.
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Hmm. Okay.
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That's not really
that embarrassing, Margaret.
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I mean,
if you want embarrassing,
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There's this manifesto
I wrote in 6th grade.
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Wait, I think I still have it.
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Here it is!
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"The Eileen plan."
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Oh, wow.
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"I, Eileen Roberts,
do hereby swear"
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To accomplish the following
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"By the end of my first quarter
century on planet earth."
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"One... lower age of
presidential eligibility to 25."
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"Two...
Achieve presidency."
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Tell me,
how's it coming with those?
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Hey, I've still got time.
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Yeah, you can totally do that
stuff by the time you're 44.
29
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What? No, a quarter century
is 25 years.
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Yeah, I knew that.
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"Number three...
Marry someone brilliant,"
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Preferably with several pants
under his belt"?
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"Patents."
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Oh, "patents."
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"But just super smart
is okay, too"?
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Oh, man!
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I don't even know
anyone like that,
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Much less am I married to him.
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Yeah, pretty funny.
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"Number four... eliminate
allergic responses to peanuts."
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Hey, mordecai?
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Hey, mordecai?
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Hey, mordecai.
Ah, what?
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Do you think I'm dumb? Yes.
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Okay, yeah. I thought so.
I was just checking.
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No, you're not dumb.
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I was just kidding.
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You're... Smart?
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In your own way?
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Dude, where's this coming from?
51
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You've always been cool
with being dumb.
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It's just...
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The Eileen plan.
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Even if I was smart
in my own way,
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Which I'm not,
I'm still not brilliant.
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I have zero patents or pants.
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You're overreacting, man.
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Eileen doesn't care
about that stuff anymore.
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But she doesn't know I didn't
graduate from high school.
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If I'm ever gonna be
the brilliant guy of her dreams,
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That's the least I can do.
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So, let me get this straight...
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You, an adult,
want to enroll at this school
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So you can get your diploma
65
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Because you're currently
too dumb.
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^
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Not a chance, rigby.
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You put me through enough grief
the first time you went here.
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Oh, come on, principal Dean!
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I know I screwed up
in high school,
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But I swear I've changed.
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Fine.
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I shouldn't do this, but...
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Hmm...
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You still need three classes
to graduate...
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A science, a phys ed,
and a language.
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Choose one to start,
and I suggest you be realistic.
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I will.
Thanks, principal Dean.
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You won't regret this.
81
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So, what do you think?
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Hmm...
Oh, dude, perfect.
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Intro to geology.
Remember?
84
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Not really.
85
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"Rocks for jocks."
"No one ever fails."
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Oh, yeah.
87
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All the athletes took it 'cause
it was basically a free pass.
88
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Piece of cake.
I'll do it.
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You're not worried about hanging
out with jocks all semester?
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Nah, I'm gonna rule that place
like a king.
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Settle down, class.
92
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We've got a returning student
with us today.
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Rigby, would you like
to come to the front
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And introduce yourself?
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Hey, dudes, let me rap to you
about...
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'Sup?
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I'm rigby,
but my friends call me rigbone.
98
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You guys have actually
probably heard of me.
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I used to go to this school.
100
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Oh, yeah.
101
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My older brother stepped
on your neck in gym class.
102
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Didn't you flunk out?
103
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N-no.
104
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Yeah, right.
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Whatever!
I only came back here
106
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To prove something
to my girlfriend, anyway.
107
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Oh, cool.
108
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Is she
a 100-year-old dropout, too?
109
00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,052
No.
110
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She's super cool
and, like, a genius.
111
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You're old.
112
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Aiden, Braeden, Jayden!
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Behave yourself,
or you won't pass this class.
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Mrs. Kessler,
nobody's ever failed your class.
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That's true.
Okay.
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So, from last week,
who knows what this is called?
117
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And remember,
we ruled out rock hole.
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Ohh!
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Wow.
120
00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:56,535
You never studied this hard
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When you were actually
in high school.
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Failure's not an option, dude.
123
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,613
If Eileen
wants someone brilliant,
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She's gonna get
someone brilliant.
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Hey, Eileen.
126
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Ohh, that was tonight?
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Aah.
Sorry, I can't.
128
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Uh... Because...
129
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,087
Mordecai got dumped again.
That guy, right?
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00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,078
Dude, what the...?
131
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,982
Shh. Yeah, it's real
touch-and-go right now.
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He needs my support.
133
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We're still on
for Friday, though!
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The big dance thing
we planned for months!
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00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,935
Got to go.
See ya!
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00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:14,371
That's the third thing I've
had to turn down this week.
137
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,617
Dude, just tell her the truth.
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00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,319
Not until I'm brilliant.
139
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,357
You hear that?
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00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,995
I heard it,
Mrs. k.
141
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I'm sure everyone did, but
thanks for responding, rigby.
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00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,969
Well, anyway, the hollow sound
143
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Is how you can tell
if a rock is a geode.
144
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,676
Look at that.
Gorgeous.
145
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,313
We'll see plenty of these
on our field trip Friday night.
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Um...
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Excuse me.
What field trip?
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