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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I got you a present ♪
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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I give the best presents ♪
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Dude, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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You can't rhyme "present"
with "presents."
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Yeah. That's just
careless rapping.
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Pssh!
Whatever, man.
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Your birthday present
is so great!
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You don't even know!
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Yeah.
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I'm sure, man. Thanks.
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Don't thank me yet.
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Thank me later tonight
when you open it and love it,
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Which I know you will.
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I got to use it.
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Oh, yeah!
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Perfect hiding place
for a perfect gift!
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Mordecai's gonna love it.
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I give the best birthday gifts.
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Man, I hate to say it,
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But rigby gives
the worst birthday gifts.
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Huh?
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Really? It sounded like
he got you something
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Really good this time.
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Nah. He never puts
any thought into them.
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And if he does, they're usually
just gifts he gets for himself.
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It's cool, though.
I've gotten used to it.
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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I got you a present ♪
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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I give the best presents ♪
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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I got you a present ♪
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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪
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♪ I give the best presents ♪
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My presents aren't that bad,
are they?
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Oh, no. I got to get him
something better.
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What to get mordecai?
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Mordecai.
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Mor... De... Cai...
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Gift for mordecai.
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Mordecai for gift.
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Hmm.
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Hmmmmm.
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Ugh.
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Ugggghhh!
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That's it!
Mordecai likes things I like.
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I like video games.
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And mordecai likes video games.
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I'll get mordecai a video game.
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♪
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- Whoa!
- "Fist first!"
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The new game from tendindo!
Sold!
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What?! 60 bucks?!
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Hey, do you guys have
anything cheaper?
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I guess you're not into quality.
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Feel free to rifle through
the discount bin like a peasant.
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Ugh!
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These games are lame!
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Dog-cart racing for $49?!
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I can't afford any of these.
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Well, I guess our interaction
is done then.
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Hey, rigby.
What's got you down?
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I was trying to find mordecai
a new birthday gift,
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But I think I might have to
give him this one.
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You know you can't give him
that, right?
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Ugh!
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I really want to get him
a video game,
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But they're just too expensive!
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Then why don't you just make
a video game?
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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I am zax... oop.
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Uh, I am zaxon!
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What if I told
you can make your very own
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Interactive world
with your mind?
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Observe!
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Zaxo-o-o-o-n!
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Oh, hello.
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I didn't see you there.
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But I felt your presence.
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I'm here to show you
an exciting new program
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That I have developed.
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It's called zipgidz!
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♪
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Zipgidz...
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Zaxon's intelligent
player to game
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Interface design by zaxon.
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I first developed the program
while working at tendindo games,
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The top company leading the way
in a video-game renaissance.
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You guys, I got a great idea!
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What if there was a program
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Where you could make
your own video game?
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What?!
You're just a janitor.
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You can't make video games.
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Anybody can make a video game!
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I'll show you!
I'll show all of you!
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And I did show them.
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Sure, any hotshot "programmer"
can make a video game,
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But with
my easy-to-use software,
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Any so-and-so
with a free afternoon
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Can make one of their own,
even you!
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Even me?
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Yes, you!
Yes, you!
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With my high-tech,
futuristic equipment,
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The electrodes in your cerebral
imagination cortex
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Can formulate
your own virtual world.
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So, sit back
and let your mind do the work.
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That video was uninformative
and poorly produced.
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There's no way
anyone would fall for that.
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Except my boyfriend.
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Whoa!
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