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(uplifting opera music playing)
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(music reaches crescendo)
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(cop) Police! Let me see your hands!
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(cop 2) Don't move! Hands up!
- (cop 3) Put your hands up!
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(music stops)
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(melodic electronic music playing)
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(music fades)
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(automated hotline voice) The next free
representative is reserved for you.
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(Fanta) Are they trying to screw us?
How long is this gonna take?
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I'm sure they've been kicked out
on some shitty street corner.
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Why would anyone kick out plants?
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(Hajra) What are they
gonna do with them?
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Sell them?
- No one knows they're drug plants.
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Know how expensive plants are?
That's why I don't have any.
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If you rent a car, transport something,
you aren't gonna stop.
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You don't have time to sell plants.
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You bring them upstairs, take away
what you don't want and sell 'em.
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Know how long it took us
to load up the van? Three hours!
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(hotline employee) Good morning.
Move It. This is Sandra.
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Hey, Jessica Staupe.
We rented a car...
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Not a car, a van!
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We rented a van yesterday.
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It still has all our stuff in it
and the van is gone. So...
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(hotline employee)
I'll connect you further.
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No... Uhm... Hello?
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(automated hotline voice) Your
estimated wait time is 45 minutes.
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Dude! Fuck you!
- (Rasaq) Ah!
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Can one of you check again
there's really no office?
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(Rasaq) I'm checking.
- We already did.
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All these fucking companies
are only online anyway.
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Full of capitalist pigs, yo.
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What? It's true.
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There's an address here.
- Where?
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Wittenau.
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Honestly,
I'm so sick of all you complaining.
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I've got paperwork to do
and my phone's ringing non-stop.
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The car-wash got blown up,
my cars are dirty
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and how will I get them clean?
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But these things are so important.
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I didn't quite get it with the app.
It said, "Do you want to park?",
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I didn't know "parking"
meant logging out.
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I can't do anything about that.
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You logged out, a new one logged in
and drove away.
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If you left anything in there,
it will be delivered here.
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Can you check the computer
to see where the can is for us?
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(hold music playing on phone)
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Okay. How much longer?
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250 meters on the left.
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(Hajra) Ah. Oh.
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(Rasaq) You sure this is right?
- (Hajra) I don't know.
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There! Dude!
- (Jazz) Awesome!
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(Rasaq) Oh, my God!
- Stop!
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(Hajra) Get out, dude. Get out.
(Rasaq) Okay, real quick.
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Fuck, man!
- Oh, shit!
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I told you they were sold!
- Maybe they're in the yard?
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Why in the yard?
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(Jazz) They were sold!
- (Hajra) Fine. We'll look.
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Hey, hey!
- (Hajra) What, Fanta?
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(Fanta) There they are! Oh, my God!
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Oh, fuck!
- (Jazz) Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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How are we gonna get in?
- Just climb over.
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(Rasaq) Okay. Be careful.
- (Jazz) We got the plants!
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(Fanta) Oh! Very good.
- (Jazz) Nice! Awesome.
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Okay, yallah .
- Relax. Let's do a count.
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One, two, three, four...
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Dude, how many were there again?
- 12.
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Sure?
- 100 percent. I counted.
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How many are there?
- That's only 11.
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(Jazz) What?
- One's missing.
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One, two, three...
- That's only 11.
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Anyway we can bring them over?
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Doesn't matter! Can will know!
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But we have to get there
with some plants.
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It's right there!
- (Fanta) Where?
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(Rasaq) Where?
- Second floor. I swear that's it!
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Oh, my God!
- Okay, I got it.
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Oh, my God! Awesome!
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(Fanta) Okay, Over, over!
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Easy, easy!
- If it breaks, I'll break your neck.
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- (Rasaq) I got it.
- (Fanta) Oh, my God.
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Shit, they're heavy!
- (Rasaq) Fanta, tempo.
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(man) Girls, put those right back!
I don't think they're yours.
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Mind your own business, yeah?
- (Rasaq) Fuck it.
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(man) Are you kidding me?
This is my backyard!
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Dude, we're getting rid
of the garbage for free!
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(Fanta) The next one.
- I'll call the cops!
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(knocking)
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Hey! Sorry. You took the plant from
downstairs. The one on you balcony?
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I need it back.
It belongs to my grandma.
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She only had it out on the street
so that rainwater could get to it.
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Because that's important...
for the plants.
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She'll die soon
and she'll die alone if it isn't there.
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(speaking in Edo)
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(man) Cembritski. The Cembritski.
- (Rasaq) Tempo!
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We have three
dark-skinned people here.
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- Turkish probably.
- Turks? Because of their black hair?
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(man) Look at them!
They're not from around here!
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You're a Nazi! A racist!
- Oh, of course!
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(man 2) Nazi!
- (man) I'm the racist again!
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Just because...
- (man 2) Yes, Nazi! You are!
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You took a plant, it's on your balcony,
and it's my grandma's.
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She's dying. She'll die soon, man.
No one knows when.
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Please, I need the plant again.
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(speaking in Edo)
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Yes. Yes. You don't know when.
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It could happen tomorrow...
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Yes! Don't worry.
You don't have to help me.
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Thanks, man! I'll just get it myself.
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(man 2) Mehmet!
- (man) Call your friends!
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Get your whole clan together now!
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You cowardly pig!
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(man 2) What? What's wrong?
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(man) Keep talking!
- Yallah!
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Go! Jazz!
- (man 2) Come say that to my face!
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(man) Go to work, Turk!
(van engine starts)
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Okay.
- (Fanta) Let's go!
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Come! Yallah, yallah ! Go!
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(man) There's another one!
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(Hajra) Watch out with the plant!
- (Fanta) Quick!
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(tires screeching)
(man shouting)
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(speaking in Edo)
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Hey, bitch.
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Come here.
- What's up?
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Take a look at these bitches.
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(Fanta) What's happening?
- Can't you see?
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She's saying: "I don't want you
anymore and you know why?
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I don't want your pussy.
The minute I saw Andrew,
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I knew I needed
a real dick in my life."
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(Fanta) Shut up, man.
- I think it's pretty obvious.
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But I gotta run.
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You gotta tell me who wins, okay?
- Yeah
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Bye.
-Bye, bye.
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Yo, I'd like to check out.
- Key in there. Thanks for being here.
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Uhm... So, real quick.
I got this rash...
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Pharmacy's straight ahead,
on the right.
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(guest) Cool, thanks.
I googled it. Uhm...
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You wanna take a quick look?
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I think I got this from you guys.
- What do you mean?
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I'm pretty sure you guys have bed bugs.
So, maybe wash your sheets?
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Sure you didn't come here with this?
- Sure you want a shit review?
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(Zadie) I guess we'd better
lock them all up.
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(Fanta) So, from two to seven.
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(Zadie) And we have to move
all the guests. Wash all the stuff.
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Not just the bedding. Everything.
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The exterminator's ordered.
That should take a day or so.
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(Fanta) I'll start on two, you start
on seven, and meet in the middle.
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(Zadie) Okay. Cool.
- (Fanta) Okay.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah.
- I mean, with your dad and everything.
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No plan.
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I just think it's all
a bit much right now, you know?
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With my dad...
And my mother feels really bad.
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And Nina's not really here for me,
because she's working all the time.
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She has a blog
that's has to be online in 24 hours
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and doesn't have time
for anything else.
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And that's a little... It's a bit...
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I just keep going forward
as much as I can.
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It's just a lot.
- Oh, come here.
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(Zadie) Sorry. Fuck.
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(Zadie takes a deep breath)
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- No. I'm sorry. That's on me.
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No, you don't have to be sorry at all.
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Not because of Nina.
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But because
I should have told you before,
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but, somehow,
I couldn't quite manage it.
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Nina and I
are in a polyamorous relationship.
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Mm-hmm.
So, in an open relationship, or...
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Hmm... Something like that.
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Yeah, it's... So, actually it's like...
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I think you're insanely cool
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and I would totally love to date you.
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However, I'm also with Nina.
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Okay. Does she know about it?
- Of course.
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I tell her everything.
We talk about everything, actually.
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I just think about you all night,
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then I wake up and talk to Nina
about it over breakfast.
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Sounds weird, but it works.
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Okay. Uhm...
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There's this reading.
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About polyamory. At the piano hall.
I was gonna invite you anyway.
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If you're up for it,
why don't you come along?
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You'd hear about the subject and maybe
that will be a little bit clearer...
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Uhm... Yeah. We can do that.
So, I have a lot of questions.
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Good. Good.
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You good?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
- You're welcome. Ciao, Ciao.
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(excitedly) Oh! Hajra!
- Mmm. What's up?
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(speaking in Turkish)
- How was your weekend?
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It was brutal. You do much?
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Nah. Easy.
- Yeah?
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Did you cash out yet?
- (tutting)
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Okay.
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(bank notes crumpling)
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What's up?
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Nothing, brother. I just celebrate you.
- Mmm. Great.
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I was thinking... We've been working
together for a few days now, right?
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And you like it, don't you?
It's fun, right?
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00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:16,879
Yeah, it's fun. Yeah.
- It's fun.
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I thought to myself, so... Yeah...
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Uhm...
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If we've already now found
such a level, you and I,
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then I'd... I'd like to share
something with you.
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Something that stays
between you and me.
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Hmm.
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Is that cool for you?
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Yeah, cool.
- Yeah? Sure?
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Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay. Cool.
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Then wait a minute.
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(whistling)
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(locks door)
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Come on, brother.
I'll show you something.
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What do you see?
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A refrigerator?
- Yes, Hajra. Look closer.
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I don't know. It's broken?
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(wind blowing)
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What's that?
- A secret entrance, bro.
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Come, I'll show you.
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(Hajra) Mmm.
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(ticking)
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So? What do you say?
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Brother! Crazy.
(Can chuckles)
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What... Is this... Is...
Is this your basement or something?
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I don't know. I think it used to be
a boiler room.
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When I took over the store,
opened the fridge...
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No way. Crazy.
- Right?
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Come. I wanna show you
something else. Yallah .
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My babies.
- Oh. Plants.
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Dude! Eagle eye or what? Insane.
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Mimosa hostilis.
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Are those like drug plants, or...
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Yeah, man. DMT. You heard of it?
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Some ayahuasca, Shaman shit.
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No.
- Dude, a princess.
236
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,560
I swear. So sophisticated,
but overly fascinating
237
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,639
if you eve deal with them.
238
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,320
Dude, you know what I wonder?
- No.
239
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:32,159
Look at that one. This here.
- Mmm.
240
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,640
This is not a mimosa hostilis.
241
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,160
Of course, I'm wondering how this ugly
IKEA plant got into this store room.
242
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,960
(ticking continues)
243
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,720
We have to tell you something...
244
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:46,599
"We?"
245
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,040
You guys thought
I was a badass drug dealer?
246
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,960
That's why you came to me in the store
with the Olek Malek and stuff?
247
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,719
(chuckles) Yeah.
248
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:59,159
And when we knew it's not like that,
we started to plan the party.
249
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,400
Otherwise we would
have never done it.
250
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,400
And then we wanted
to make sure your plants were safe.
251
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,000
So they wouldn't get broken
by crazy boozers.
252
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,080
And when we saw that location,
we couldn't help but...
253
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,239
(all talking simultaneously)
254
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,760
Guys, guys, guys!
I don't understand a word.
255
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,720
You wanna do parties in my basement,
and you don't even say anything?
256
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,160
I just got this store.
257
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,080
If this gets out, my father will
skin me alive if they close the store.
258
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,919
I'm sorry, but you can
totally forget about the parties.
259
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,640
Yeah, man. Sorry.
260
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,120
Unless...
261
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,159
I'm in on it too.
262
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,280
Yes! Sure, dude.
- Thank you so much!
263
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,960
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
264
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,080
I get 60 percent of the party receipts.
- 60 percent?
265
00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:52,879
That's too much!
- We divide it fairly by five, so 20.
266
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,480
Hey! This is my store.
I'm in charge. I'm screwed at the end.
267
00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:58,919
40 percent, final offer.
- Okay, 33.
268
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,160
(Rasaq) This was our idea!
- It's more fair.
269
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,280
No, dude! No!
270
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,440
Guys, look. He's got a point. Okay?
His store, his risk.
271
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:08,959
It's cool that we can do this.
- Yeah. Okay. 40.
272
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,560
Okay, one more thing. The plants...
Hey, those are my babies.
273
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,119
If we do the parties here,
they have to go.
274
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,120
And not in one of those crappy vans.
275
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,440
Yeah, of course!
- Not my house. My dad would kill me.
276
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:22,839
So, where are we gonna do it?
277
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:26,519
I can't take them. What would I say?
278
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,120
I can't either.
I have a whole family at home.
279
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah, and I'm crashing with Jazz.
280
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120
No! No way.
281
00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:40,199
You said you couldn't afford plants.
They're too expensive.
282
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:43,639
(Hajra) Beautiful! With the pink light.
- No, man! No way!
283
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,360
(shouting) No way!
No drug plants in my house!
284
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,279
Dude, are you stupid?
You can't just come into my home!
285
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:13,399
What? You gave me keys.
286
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,200
Dude, that's so creepy! You can't
come and go whenever you want!
287
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:20,359
You just call before.
And never before 11:00.
288
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,880
I have to harvest the plants.
See how many there are?
289
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,520
I thought you're not selling.
- I'm not. But I have to harvest them.
290
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,879
It's an orgasm.
(phone vibrating)
291
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,320
Yeah. Shh.
292
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000
Hello?
- (woman on the phone) Jessica Staupe?
293
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:36,679
Yes?
- Nevin, Henning Jung's assistant here.
294
00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:40,399
You met at the casting the other day.
- Yeah, I know.
295
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,920
Yes, it didn't quite
work out with the job,
296
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,600
but he'd like to meet you.
He's very enthusiastic about you.
297
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,960
That's why I'm calling.
About a job offer.
298
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:52,359
Henning would like to meet you.
Can we meet today at 4 p.m.?
299
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,560
Ah... Okay. Yes.
300
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,400
I'm gonna have
to check my schedule.
301
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,120
I have a lot of appointments.
It's really busy.
302
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,799
But I just saw...
303
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,920
Yeah. There's a slot open around 4.
304
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,600
Perfect. I'll confirm it
and send you the info.
305
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,840
Okay, nice.
306
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,160
Okay. Bye!
- Bye.
307
00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:15,199
(Can) You dance or what?
- Yes. Why? Don't I look like it?
308
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:18,599
Normal. I mean, it's obvious.
The way you move and all.
309
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,200
Don't exaggerate.
- Seriously.
310
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:23,799
I think it's really...
I think it's mega cool that, dude,
311
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,520
you're apparently doing it
professionally, and it's working out.
312
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,960
Yeah.
313
00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:33,479
Can you make me a coffee?
I have to take a piss.
314
00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,759
He's so annoying with his plants.
315
00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:40,359
But he did bring me a coffee today.
- Really?
316
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,880
Yeah.
- See? I think he's a real gentleman.
317
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080
I bet he'll make me
a mixed salad tomorrow.
318
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,600
A mixed salad?
- Yeah!
319
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,840
Why? Who wants that?
- He's also babbling about calories.
320
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,120
Okay, habibi . I have to go. Want some?
- Okay, yeah. Thanks.
321
00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:58,959
See ya. Have fun running.
- Thanks. Have fun.
322
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,120
Rasaq, can we please just talk?
- What are you doing here?
323
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,720
Your sister told me you do PT here.
- I don't have time.
324
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,759
(motorcycle horn honks)
325
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,640
Listen to me for a minute.
Listen to me!
326
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,640
I'm getting out, okay? I want out.
327
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,160
You do that. I still can't trust you.
- Let me show you that you can!
328
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,400
Hatam, I'm tired of listening to you!
You have no idea what it's been like!
329
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,560
'Coz you're unavailable!
But I've tried!
330
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,280
Because you're a liar!
- Give me another chance!
331
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,799
For both of us.
I want us to build something!
332
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,320
For both of us?
- Yes!
333
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,560
I want to be there.
334
00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:41,599
What?
335
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,520
I wanna be there when you get out.
- Realize what you want?
336
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,439
You wanna earn my trust or not?
337
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,559
Think he's a puppet?
Think I can just take you with me?
338
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,360
Either you take me with you
or you just leave me alone completely!
339
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:18,679
(man) Hello.
340
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,839
(loud bang)
Ah!
341
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,720
Never thought that at my young age
342
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:25,319
it would be so difficult
to sit down quietly.
343
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,640
But that's how it is
when you almost die
344
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,560
'cause of a few bags of coffee powder.
345
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,200
If I had private insurance,
346
00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:35,519
I could get one of those
tissue-renewing injections
347
00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:37,959
to revitalize
the whole shitty structure.
348
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:41,079
Hmm. But you also have lovely hair.
349
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,120
Don't I know you from somewhere?
350
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,560
Ah!
351
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,960
Oh, yes. Park deck. Bowling night.
Your guy almost dislocated my knee.
352
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,679
I was just gonna bowl, and then
I woke up with a fucked-up leg!
353
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,919
If you're pissed
because we left you there,
354
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,680
you said yourself we should run away.
(squeaking)
355
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,199
Not so bad,
356
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,079
I had, uhm... I had...
357
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,120
at the front entrance,
the feeling I'd seen you two.
358
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,040
You and Prince Oil Cap.
Tangled in your relationship dispute.
359
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,599
Hope you're back in the pink bubble,
'coz I have some bad news.
360
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,120
The Russians
are looking for your husband.
361
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,120
One text message and he's dead.
362
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,839
But it's not so bad. I'm a relaxed
transhumanist. Give me the pen.
363
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,359
I'll write down my number here,
364
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,600
and then you'll be able
to contact me in peace.
365
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,040
Without causing him to die.
366
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,439
The Calle way. Relaxed.
367
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:37,359
As it suits my nature.
(doo opens)
368
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,960
Rasaq?
- She'll be right there.
369
00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,199
Not a word.
370
00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:44,599
Not even a hyphen in your eyes,
or the Russians will settle this.
371
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,240
Okay? See you around!
372
00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:47,239
Have fun.
373
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,680
(Calle sighs)
374
00:21:56,519 --> 00:21:58,719
(chattering)
375
00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:07,079
Hey. Jessica.
- Hey.
376
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,720
Good to see you.
- Jazz.
377
00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:12,559
Jazz, I'm Henning. (chuckles)
378
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,040
Sorry to meet so spontaneously,
but cool that you're here.
379
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,399
Are you thirsty?
- Mmm. For alcohol?
380
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,680
(sighs) They do have it.
What do you want?
381
00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:22,839
A margarita.
382
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,240
Jenny, can you make
a margarita, please?
383
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,719
I'm gonna cut right to the chase.
Because I'm so excited for you.
384
00:22:29,799 --> 00:22:33,399
I think it's so amazing what you did.
You showed such courage.
385
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,920
You didn't let anyone tell you
what to do. Just real, pure you.
386
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,840
I haven't seen that in castings.
387
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,920
I see people puking or sweating
or something, but that...
388
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,880
That was just awesome. Really.
389
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,720
Okay. I have to be honest...
390
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,799
Yes, the dancing wasn't enough
for this project.
391
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,600
But... you also
measured yourself against women
392
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,920
who've been dancing since they were two
or three, five times a day, every day.
393
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I watched your channel
and that subway video...
394
00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:01,319
Are you kidding me? That's so crazy!
395
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,240
I totally figured out
why this gig didn't work for you.
396
00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:08,679
Because you need to be the focus.
You don't share the stage with others.
397
00:23:08,759 --> 00:23:11,639
You need the stage for yourself,
then you're the star.
398
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,000
One has to build you the stage
and that's it.
399
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:16,799
And that also
brings me to the next point.
400
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,320
I have a new commercial in two days,
401
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,920
and I'd like to just cancel
the talent that I have booked
402
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,160
and say "yes" to you instead.
I'm so up for you doing that.
403
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,760
So, if you're up for it,
then the job is yours.
404
00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:30,959
Just like that?
405
00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:35,239
You can say you have another talent
and I get the job? Without casting?
406
00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:36,799
Basically. (chuckling)
407
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,440
It's like this:
The client has a product,
408
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,679
and they don't know
how to make it cool.
409
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,599
So then I come in and make it cool.
410
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,960
I turn it into art
and make it movie-like,
411
00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:48,479
and they don't give a shit how I do it.
412
00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:52,799
And so, I know, no doubt, with you
it would be Hollywood, you know?
413
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,840
And there's really good money
in it too. So, if you're up for it...
414
00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:00,559
(Jazz) Okay. Sounds nice.
- (chuckling) Doesn't it?
415
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,600
And what kind of commercial is it?
- For a mop.
416
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:08,199
(chuckling)
417
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,279
For a mop?
418
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,359
(Fanta) That's crazy! You're in an ad!
419
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,560
Congratulations!
That's so intense!
420
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,440
(Fanta) For real. Yes!
421
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:21,479
Hmmm... This is a mop commercial, man.
- Mop, rag, sponge. Doesn't matter.
422
00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:24,519
I can't earn that much in six months.
- (Fanta) Para is para.
423
00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:28,079
You're right. When I get the money,
we'll go on a real road trip.
424
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,080
I swear, you guys! We'll make it
a real road trip. In a limo!
425
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,440
(Hajra) Oh!
- In a limo, on me, okay?
426
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:35,599
(Fanta) Upgrade!
- (Hajra) Mini bar!
427
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,240
And a shot at every traffic light.
- You'll be dead after three.
428
00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:40,639
Who cares? (chuckles)
429
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,880
Hey, I wanna look out of the window
and go, "Ooh"!
430
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,280
(Fanta) Like last time.
431
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,799
(Hajra) Cheers to you job.
- (Fanta) Cheers!
432
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,080
I love you guys!
433
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,320
Love you too, habibi .
- That's so amazing!
434
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,840
(Jazz chuckles)
435
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,960
Okay, shall we finish setting up?
I still have to study.
436
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,839
(Fanta) Ooh!
- Let's chill a bit more!
437
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,880
I really don't have the time. I can't.
438
00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:13,239
Hey, Ras.
439
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,680
Can you take us somewhere?
- Yeah!
440
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:20,399
Where should I take us to?
The North Sea?
441
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Seriously? The North Sea? No!
442
00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:25,519
(Rasaq) Where then?
- Dude, I wanna go to Cuba.
443
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:27,559
It'll take days to get there.
444
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,280
Brazil. Cuba is too far.
- Somewhere with an ocean.
445
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,999
Hawaii!
I wanna have coconuts on my breasts!
446
00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:36,279
Okay, let's go to Hawaii!
- Okay. Wallah , ey!
447
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,319
(laughing)
448
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,560
Let's go directly to a beach party?
- Yeah.
449
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,800
I can hear the music already.
- Let's get a piรฑa colada!
450
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,600
I can smell the ocean.
Can you smell it?
451
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,960
(inhaling deeply)
- (laughing)
452
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,400
Hey, have I told you guys yet
what Zadie said?
453
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,560
What?
- No.
454
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,840
So, she asked me
if I wanted to be with her.
455
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,000
Ah!
- Swear?
456
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:04,559
Yeah.
- No way. What did you say?
457
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,080
I don't know. She has a polyamorous
relationship with Nina and...
458
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,160
A poly-what?
- Polyamorous.
459
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,440
What does that mean?
- So, it's like...
460
00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:16,199
She's with Nina,
but also wants to be with me,
461
00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:17,599
but Nina knows about it.
462
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,960
So, hippy-like.
Everyone with everyone?
463
00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,879
Nah. Isn't it that
Zadie has two relationships,
464
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,040
so, one with Fanta,
and then one with Nina?
465
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,879
Hold on. I'm gonna Google it.
- Dude, come on.
466
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,560
I don't share my plate, man!
467
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,800
You don't have to share.
Or do you want something from Nina?
468
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,000
No, man!
- Okay, listen up.
469
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:40,519
"Polyamorous relationships
are based on the intention
470
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,759
to create long-term relationships
with each other.
471
00:26:43,839 --> 00:26:45,879
We're also in
in a poly relationship.
472
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,920
So, that's without sex?
- No, I wasn't done yet.
473
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,640
Yes, it's with sex, of course.
474
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,080
But it's not everybody with everybody,
but moderately.
475
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,160
Zadie can have sex with Fanta,
but also with Nina.
476
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,120
So, she's having two relationships.
477
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,040
Dude, no way you're gonna do that.
You're number one. All or nothing.
478
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,359
You're a dream woman!
We don't do that!
479
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,920
That's how I see it too.
- I don't know. I'd be too jealous.
480
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,480
Mm-hmm.
- Why? She can try it out if she wants.
481
00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:13,599
Yeah, I already can't handle it.
482
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,600
Honestly, Fanta,
I wouldn't worry so much about it.
483
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,560
(breaks screeching)
Yallah! We've arrived. Get out.
484
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,560
No!
- We have to finish setting up.
485
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,720
- Wallah , strictest mom in the world.
- I swear!
486
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,879
(Jazz) Dude, Haj. Can you help Fanta?
- I'm good. No!
487
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,240
(Fanta) Give me these.
488
00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:38,399
(Hajra) Grab these bottles too.
- Yeah.
489
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:44,799
(Hajra) Hey, Ras. You too!
- (Fanta) Get out! Now!
490
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,760
(ominous music playing)
491
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,400
(whirring)
(music stops)
492
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,880
Dude, why is there gasoline here?
You wanna burn us down?
493
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,520
No, I use it to extract the alkaloids
from the lye, the DMT.
494
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:53,439
That's why.
495
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:54,639
What is DMT?
496
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,240
Dimethyltryptamine
is the technical term.
497
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,639
It's hallucinogen, among other things.
498
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:04,000
It's the same substance as
the body secretes just before death.
499
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:07,119
I can't describe it.
You have to experience it yourself.
500
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,640
It's like me trying to explain
a color you've never seen before.
501
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,880
Well... a friend of mine new afterwards
what his purpose in life was.
502
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,280
And do you know
what your purpose is now?
503
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:18,919
Yeah.
504
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,040
Let's say I'm working on it.
- Should we do some lines?
505
00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,919
What? You don't sniff that stuff.
You smoke it.
506
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,440
Like crack?
- Like crack. (chuckles)
507
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:29,079
Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
508
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,520
Okay? You're ready?
509
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:33,959
Yeah, safe.
- (laughs) It doesn't work like that.
510
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,279
The surrounding has to be right.
511
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:39,279
The mood has to be right.
- What's wrong with our mood?
512
00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:43,359
I love our mood.
- Good. Me too.
513
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,960
You have to prepare mentally.
514
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,639
You're confronted
with your subconscious.
515
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,160
Things will come up.
516
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,560
If you have a psychosis,
what do I do then?
517
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,320
(laughs) I won't have psychosis.
518
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,520
I know this psycho shit.
I can handle it.
519
00:29:57,359 --> 00:29:59,839
I swear.
- We'll do it, for sure.
520
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,280
Good.
- But not now.
521
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,640
Cool?
522
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:06,079
Cool.
523
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:16,919
(woman) Mr. Jung?
Jessica Staupe is here.
524
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,959
Hey! How's it going?
- Hey!
525
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,279
You get here okay?
- Yeah! It was so nice!
526
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:26,919
Getting picked up in a cool car!
- Totally! I had these tiny drinks!
527
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,840
Did you take some with you?
- You know I did.
528
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,520
Come on.
I'll show you the set. It's crazy.
529
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:33,959
Looks amazing, right?
530
00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:38,439
Yeah... I imagined it differently.
531
00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:40,639
Why? What do you mean "differently?"
532
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,920
Cleaner.
533
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360
The pool is actually clean.
But now dirty.
534
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,360
Then comes the mop,
everything shines, bam!
535
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,760
The customer's convinced.
- Okay, but do I have to clean it?
536
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:53,359
A little cleaning, a little dancing.
And the slogan:
537
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,640
"That simple". And done.
538
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,040
Well, as long as I don't dance
with the mop, man. (chuckles)
539
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,400
Have a seat.
540
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,320
Tell me. What's upsetting you?
541
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,440
(metal clanking)
542
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,840
I think it's a bit embarrassing.
543
00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:16,999
Dancing with... with a mop.
It's so cringe.
544
00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:19,839
You know?
I feel a little like I've...
545
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:23,239
been thrown into
an empty pool downstairs.
546
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:27,199
I understand. I think it's embarrassing
to dance with a mop too.
547
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,439
I never have.
548
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:31,639
But the thing is,
if you do it, it's cool.
549
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,240
And so the product is cool too.
You know?
550
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:37,879
I have another idea.
551
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,680
I'll dance in the pool,
552
00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:42,679
and, in the commercial,
at the end, the mop comes in
553
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:45,439
and then, like, woosh:
"Here's your cleaning mop".
554
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:48,679
That's a good idea, but it has
to do with market research
555
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:51,799
and emotional attachment
to the product and protagonist.
556
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,560
It's not so important,
but it must be in your hand.
557
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,000
Then you can throw it away.
You're free.
558
00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:59,799
Nobody dictates anything to you.
You just do you.
559
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:02,279
Yeah?
560
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,320
I can do what I want?
561
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:08,399
One hundred percent.
562
00:32:11,079 --> 00:32:12,199
Hmm?
563
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:17,759
Pow!
564
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,120
Tsss!
- Woo!
565
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,080
(chirping)
566
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,120
The cops busted my car wash.
My main source of income.
567
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,400
Now I'm left high and dry, with less.
568
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,480
And the deal with the Golden Girls
went to shit too,
569
00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:33,759
because your guy
almost blew my legs off.
570
00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:36,479
Now I have a huge
boner-full of problems.
571
00:32:36,559 --> 00:32:38,719
Glad you're here
to stimulate the economy.
572
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:40,239
What do you want from me?
573
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:41,759
I don't want anything!
574
00:32:41,839 --> 00:32:44,999
I'm making you an offer
to save two people's lives
575
00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:46,999
over a month and a half
with three K a week.
576
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,720
Have you ever exchanged cash?
- What do you mean?
577
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:53,439
By hand.
Or are you a credit card fetishist?
578
00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:56,599
You have to exchange
the dirty bills for regular cash.
579
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,040
Because nobody cares
if it's a real fox or a fake 50.
580
00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:03,839
What nobody cares about, is halal . Huh?
581
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,800
Where am I supposed to do that?
582
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,120
Hatam and his friends developed
a lot of business branches.
583
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,560
All totally profitable.
584
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,440
Everywhere cash is involved,
you swap the fake bills for real ones.
585
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:17,399
Calle, I can't do that.
586
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:22,039
But the Russians are really good.
Especially at one thing.
587
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:25,799
That is to make sure that death
will part you before you say "I do".
588
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,840
(in a high-pitched voice)
Spidi, dinner!
589
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,520
Can we settle this some other way?
590
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:32,319
There's nothing to settle.
I like you. You have love.
591
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,920
You're loyal to your husband.
592
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,600
That's always been
to-die to me in my relationships.
593
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,200
But we live in a capitalistic world
of make-believe.
594
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:42,119
And you're in the prime of your life.
595
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,920
So, there's no one who knows more
about counterfeit money than you.
596
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,240
Wrap your head around that,
or lose your heart.
597
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,079
And I'd hate to see that happen.
598
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,960
(envelope rustling)
599
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,519
(heavy rainfall)
(thundering)
600
00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:09,879
(sighing)
601
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,599
And Pastor Jo gave you this
for 45,000?
602
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,039
Uh-huh. Nice, right?
603
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:20,799
I think he probably has saved
3,000 to 4,000 for himself.
604
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,880
Yes, and if so,
that is now mine. It's mine!
605
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,400
And we can keep it all here,
then I'll sell it.
606
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,240
Yes, and I'll be in the plus again.
- Okay.
607
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,560
Here we'll do the hair.
608
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,479
Mirror, table, chairs...
- No.
609
00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:34,959
I thought we'd do the hair there.
Moe space.
610
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:38,199
We have a whole wall.
Three chairs in a row. Perfect.
611
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,680
Yes, it's a good idea.
612
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,680
But I was thinking: shelves...
- Uh-huh.
613
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,840
Hair care products, something to eat.
614
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,560
And people will sit here.
- Okay, that's nice.
615
00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:48,879
It's good, huh?
616
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,880
There goes a speaker, speaker...
617
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,400
Wait! Why don't you make it a club?
618
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,320
People wanna get
their hair done and go.
619
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,280
Not like other afro shops,
waiting two hours and stuff.
620
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,760
I want people to have fun.
621
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,800
I'll keep setting up,
and you help me carry the stuff in.
622
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,280
Aye, aye, sir.
623
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,440
Ugh! All of it?
624
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:10,399
That's only half of it.
625
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,240
(groaning)
- Oh! It's heavy.
626
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,920
(doo opens)
627
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,080
Jazz.
628
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:21,879
Ten out of ten. That was great.
629
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,960
How was it for you? Huh?
630
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:27,319
I don't know.
- What do you mean? What's going on?
631
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,600
It was all just a little embarrassing.
632
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:32,799
No! Why?
Was there something wrong with the set?
633
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,360
No, it was just somehow super cheesy.
634
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,840
Melli, give us five minutes, please.
- Mm-hmm.
635
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,880
Thank you.
636
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:43,759
It was cheesy?
637
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:48,919
What was cheesy?
638
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,480
(sighs) It was...
639
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,119
That was somehow...
a bit 'Hocus Pocus'-style.
640
00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:57,199
Good thing I didn't let you
fly away on that mop, huh?
641
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,640
(chuckling)
I know what you mean. I understand.
642
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,239
It's just a mop.
It's not cool, but you sold it as cool.
643
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,920
That's the main thing.
644
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,320
You got the credits.
And 18-year-olds are now buying this.
645
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,600
Talking to their moms like.
"Let me wipe the floor."
646
00:36:12,679 --> 00:36:14,079
I swear.
647
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:17,079
You did really great.
This is only the beginning.
648
00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:18,439
The thing is...
649
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,799
With the dancing, I... I just want
to be taken seriously, you know?
650
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,799
I take you seriously.
- Taken seriously with dancing.
651
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,600
That's why I want
to go to the school and train.
652
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,800
We're honest with each other, right?
- Yeah.
653
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,640
Well, I'll just say it once
and you decide anyway.
654
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,119
You do your thing. I think that's cool.
655
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,239
But with the dance education...
656
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,840
What do you want with that?
657
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,080
You get once or twice a month at
Friedrichstadtpalast dancing as a tree.
658
00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:51,239
If you're lucky,
maybe you get a cloud or something.
659
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,600
I once saw someone playing a match.
660
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,199
Redhead, standing around.
- Dude.
661
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,720
A mop is cooler
than a match. (chuckles)
662
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,480
It's only the beginning.
663
00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:03,399
I'll open the door.
We can go through it together.
664
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,960
We can go anywhere!
665
00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:09,079
New York, South of France, Africa...
Wherever you want. Easy money.
666
00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:11,999
We're all over the world,
establishing you as a brand.
667
00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:14,479
You have the attitude,
you have the look.
668
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:16,639
You don't put up with anything.
669
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,919
That's what people are looking for.
670
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,760
We can go all the way to the top.
Then you can choose what you want.
671
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,640
You can be an actress, a top model.
Your face will be everywhere.
672
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,799
But what I want is to be a dancer.
- Then be a dancer.
673
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,400
You can... afford a coach
or even do Broadway!
674
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,040
That's the way to go it.
People know you if they know, "Oh!".
675
00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:39,119
Then that's why they're gonna watch.
676
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:41,359
Okay.
- Okay. (chuckles)
677
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:45,399
I also have a new client.
678
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:49,239
For what?
679
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,040
I won't tell you.
Maybe you won't do it.
680
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,519
And you wanna do it with me?
681
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:55,759
If you want it, I'll put you forward.
- Yeah?
682
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,760
I would do it.
- And what is it? Toilet brush?
683
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,120
(laughing) Toilet paper.
684
00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,279
Oh, dude! Fuck you, man!
685
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,280
Joking!
686
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,840
No, it's really cool.
Really. It's a good customer.
687
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,800
And I promise you'll be proud of it.
688
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,320
I can't tell. It's top secret.
But it's a good one. I swear.
689
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:16,919
Okay. I'll give you one more chance.
690
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,240
Ah!
691
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,640
One last chance, yeah?
- Last chance.
692
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,879
Okay. I'll put you forward.
- Nice.
693
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,880
That was really cool today. Really.
694
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:29,599
(chuckling)
695
00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:31,599
I'll save it.
It'll be worth a lot.
696
00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,839
(laughing)
(siren blaring)
697
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,759
(song: "Last Call" by Midi Mafia)
698
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,560
(Can) That's badass.
699
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,159
Yo, Haj. There are so many already.
700
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,039
Here's your beer.
- Thanks, habibi .
701
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:03,399
Hey! Is the register cool?
- (Rasaq) Yes, all good!
702
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:08,679
(excited chattering)
Hey! Come in.
703
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,160
Right over there.
704
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,399
(Rasaq) Welcome. Thank you, habibi .
705
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,840
Have a good time.
706
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,280
Thanks. This way.
- (Can) How are you?
707
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,200
Hey, bro. What's up?
Yeah! Through the fridge please.
708
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,440
(music intensifies)
709
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,240
(cheering)
710
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,520
(shouting)
711
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,560
Sorry, guys. It's full.
712
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,679
It's full, dude.
What do you want me to do?
713
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Get the fuck out of here.
- (man) Please!
714
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,040
(siren blaring)
715
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:57,679
Dude! Fuck off now! Fuck off!
716
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,000
Can, bro! The cops!
- Fuck!
717
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,679
Get down!
- Tell them to get down!
718
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,839
(shouting) Fanta!
719
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,880
Fanta!
720
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:12,799
Cops! Cops!
721
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,760
(music stops)
(crowd boos)
722
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,920
Listen, everybody! Quiet!
The cops are here!
723
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,760
Seriously! Be quiet!
724
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,480
(shouting)
Listen!
725
00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:26,679
Shut up. The cops are upstairs.
(silence)
726
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,360
(silence)
727
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,000
(siren blaring, then fading)
728
00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,759
Yo, we can go on!
(cheering)
729
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,479
(music starts playing)
730
00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:15,039
(cheering)
(clapping)
731
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:21,679
(new song begins to play)
732
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,560
(new song begins to play)
733
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,960
(new song begins to play)
734
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,280
(new song begins to play)
735
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,000
(cheering)
736
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,759
(music fades, then stops)
737
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,880
(laughing)
(Fanta) That was such a good night!
738
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,160
I'm so drunk!
- I'm so ready to sleep!
739
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,479
(Rasaq) That was crazy!
- (Hajra) You dank like a fish!
740
00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:15,799
Cheers!
(shouting)
741
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,800
Want help cleaning up?
- No, Can and I will do the rest.
742
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,480
(Fanta) I'm going home now.
743
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,519
Ras? You cashing out?
- Yes.
744
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:23,999
Let's get this done!
745
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,880
(song: "Brad Pitt" by Mร"
746
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:58,520
WOULD BE GREAT
IF YOU COULD BE THERE NEXT WEEKEND!
747
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:09,559
LOOKS SO COOL! WHERE IS THAT?
748
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,519
(song continues to play)
749
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,400
(music stops abruptly)
(birds chirping)
750
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:06,279
(song starts playing again)
751
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:44,719
Subtitles: Georgina Avgerinou-Panagiotou
ยฉ 2023 VSI Berlin GmbH
752
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:49,319
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