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CLAlRE: Previously on Danger 5,,,
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Danger 5 will hunt you down, you,,,
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Carlos killed the Colonel,
Carlos has to pay,
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You said it, Jackson,
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Don't ever run away from me
again, my friend!
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Okay!
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('80s S YNTH MUSlC)
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(SCHOOL BELL RlNGS)
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MAN: Corey Adams?
BO Y: Present,
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Holly de Palma?
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Here,
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Johnny Hitler?
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Hitler?
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Hitler?
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Heil,
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(ALARM BEEPS)
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SCHOOOOOOOL!
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(LAUGHS)
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(HUMS)
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We're going to make you all pretty
for your first day of school, Claire,
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Oops! Let me remove
that pesky sandman from your eye,
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That's better,
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Good morning, Pierre!
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Eat me, my friends,
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Hey! My latest single!
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Oh, nice, Yeah,
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Man, l'm so excited!
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High school was
the best time of my life!
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The golden age of house parties,
the rock'n'roll wrestling,
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Uh, there won't be any
rock and roll anything, Pierre,
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We're on an important mission,
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And thanks to llsa, we know Hitler
has his eyes on a female student,
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So l stayed up all night
making this identikit,
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- Hm, Nice,
- Meh?
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l think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after,
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We'll find this girl,
use her as bait to kill Hitler,
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- Breakfast cakes!
- They smell SO nice!
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Then, Hitler's magic will wear off
and Claire will come back to life!
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Easy-peasy,,,
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Ohh!
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Are you all right, my friend?
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l'm perfectly fine,
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Got a date yet?
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(SlGHS) Eat me, Michelle!
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You can't go to the dance alone,
You'll look like a total lesbo,
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l'd rather look like a lez
than go to the dance
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with any of these duds,
boneheads or gweebs,
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Hey, Holly,
Got a date for the dance?
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C'mon, this gweeb's got needs!
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What's that, Dwayne?
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(LOUDLY) You laminate your porn
so you can take it in the shower?
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Laminated porn?
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Why didn't l think of that before?
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C'mon, Hol, Don't you wanna stop
Stacey and Corey from being crowned
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King and Queen of Christmas?
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Hey! Get a room and have sex in it!
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That's a great idea!
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C'mon, babe, Let's flex to sex,
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(BOTH GASP)
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This water's too cold, Pierre,
lt's hurting my teeth!
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Hurry up, Tucker,
We'll be late for class!
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Where's Claire!
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l forgot to bring Claire!
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l can't do this without her!
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Claire!
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- Claire?
- Be cool my friend,
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Hey! ls that Pierre?
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Ah, no, my friends,
My name is Pablo Lamborghini!
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- l'm a kid!
- Holy cheese!
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lt lS Pierre! You're totally famous!
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No, no, lt really isn't me,
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Sign my goddamn thigh!
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Ah,,, yes, it is me!
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What are you doing here, Pierre?
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Well, l've come back
to learn school again!
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(ALL CHEER)
- C'mon!
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Whoa! Who's that?
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(DREAMY MUSlC)
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That's Lisa Lopez,
She's from Australia,
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Yo, Kowalski, l heard Australian chicks
are, like, permanently horny,
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Yo, Australia!
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Got a date for the dance tonight?
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(GRUNTS)
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My collar bone!
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Slater, bro, she's incredible!
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JACKSON: There she is,
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Don't screw it up this time,
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Ah, llsa,,,
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Maybe when this is all over
we could, you know, uh,,,
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catch up, uh, or something?
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l have ham at my place,
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Freeze, Hitler!
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- l'll take that popgun, young man,
- l'm a cop, man!
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Lies are gonna get you
just one place, son,
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and that's detention!
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What!?
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No, no, no, no,
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This is the boys' rest room,
and you're not a boy, are you?
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Unless you're a ladyboy,
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Oh, oh! You're an exchange student,
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Okay, well, senoritas ' rest room
is over there,
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elix Naviidad!t
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- What about Sandy Cameron?
- Ew! Slimeball,
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- Michael Crisci?
- Perv,
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- D-Van?
(SlGHS)
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Oh, my God, She's bald like a robot,
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Here we go,
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Gun penis!
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Please have mercy!
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No, not again! Ahhh!
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No,
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Not quite,
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Hitler,
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, Johnny Hitler's
screwing with Mr Teacherman!
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Johnny Hitler?
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(LAUGHS)
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Ohhh,,,
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(LAUGHS)
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No!
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(SLAPPlNG SOUND)
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Stop it!
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Stick it to him, Johnny Hitler!
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Check out that sports wallet,
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(VELCRO TEARS SLOWLY)
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(SCREAMS)
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(AGONlSED SCREAM)
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Dearly beloved,
we have all gathered here today,,,
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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ALL: ( CHANT) Johnny Hitler!
Johnny Hitler! Johnny Hitler!
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Johnny Hitler! Johnny Hitler!
Johnny Hitler!
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PRlNClPAL: Sit down, Mr Johnson,
lt's not 3 o'clock just yet,
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l'm not a kid, dammit!
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My name is Detective Jackson, MCPD,
l'm a cop!
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Well, your file says
your name's Billy Johnson,
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that you're 1 6 years old,
and these files are always right,
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That is just cover,
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lt's infiltration,
it's secret cop stuff,
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Look, just listen to me, man,
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Adolf Hitler is in your school,
Everybody is in danger,
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You just gotta set me free,
Just give me my gun, man,
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You're not going anywhere
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till you write out
your punishment 1 000 times,
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l already did it,
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What? These drawings of flowers?
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- They're dicks!
- Oh, yeah, l see it now,
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(DOOR KNOCK)
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Well, l've gotta do
some principalling,
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ln the meantime,
Mr Mendez will supervise you,
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Mendez?
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(LAUGHS)
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So, do you know any girls who like
Germany or National Socialism?
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All right, lt's ready!
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Oh! Totally laminated!
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lt's like a placemat!
You could eat off this!
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l can't wait to have a shower,
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Let's have a shower! (LAUGHS)
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Hey, Michelle,
what do you think of Johnny Hitler?
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(LAUGHS)
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He looks like an old ltalian dude
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pretending to be
an even older German dude!
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Someone give me a goddamn gun!
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But llsa, you must find that schoolgirl
before Hitler does!
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(SlGHS) Must l praise the leaves
where no fruit l find?
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Shhh,,,
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(HUMS)
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Goddammit! Someone gimme a piece!
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- (MENDEZ LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTlNG )
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He's, like, a total loser,
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PlERRE: Here it comes!
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You're out! Yeah! l am king!
King of lunch ball!
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l guess l'll have another shower,
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(LAUGHS)
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Huh?
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Wow,
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Hitler?
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Johnny Hitler? You know him?
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Word is he hates books and juice,
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l think Johnny Hitler
is calling Famous Pierre
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to a lunch ball challenge,
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Nobody can beat Famous Pierre,
He's too famous to lose,
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Why isn't he trying to kill me?
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What are you playing at Hitler?!
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ALL: Ohh!
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l have not held this ball
since Normandy,
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Many points were won,
but many lives were lost,
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You will not defeat me again! Ergh!
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lch bin body lob,
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lch bin foxy,
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Damn him!
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lch bin slingshot,
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Noooo!
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(LAUGHS)
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(SOBS)
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lch bin king,
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Johnny Hitler's
the coolest kid on campus!
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( CHEERlNG )
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Hey, Johnny,
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Heil,
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l was just wonderin',,,
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Ah, hello?
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Anybody home?
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Sweet,
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Pick me up at seven,
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Ja,,,
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Stop gloating, Johnny Hitler,
and pick up ten papers!
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For all those books you burned,
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(DRAMATlC MUSlC)
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(GUN COCKS)
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Ergh!
(SCHOOL BELL RlNGS)
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(LAUGHS)
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See you later, Johnny!
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Keep your eyes off of my date,
Lisa Lez-pez,
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(GASPS)
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l'm not a flower, McKenzie!
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Why must you water me?!
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(LAUGHS)
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No time to talk!
Have to get ready for the dance!
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l'm broken, McKenzie!
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You need to fix me!
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( COUGHS)
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(EX CLAlMS)
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Hitler has a hot date tonight, huh?
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The girl must be his target!
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But we will show him, huh?
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l like this one,
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Yes, the silver one,
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Shiny, l like shiny,
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Of course!
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He wants to be
the King of Christmas!
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No, no, no, no, no! Me first!
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Ya! Ya! Ya! Phwoar! Ha,
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(LAUGHS)
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Not quite, my friend!
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Now we are ready! (LAUGHS)
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l killed this dog and harvested
its owner's tears -- just like you said,
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(SlGHS)
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Hai-ya!
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(LAUGHS) Hai-ya!
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- Hai-ya!
- Stop it!
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Jelly beans!
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- Jelly beans!
- Jelly beans!
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Ah, jelly beans,
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Welcome to Burger Hat,
Can l take your order?
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Backup! l need backup!
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One extra-medium backup bacon meal,
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(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
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Son of a bitch,
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(LAUGHS)
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WOMAN: Golly gosh!
What a beautiful corsage!
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You look amazing, honey,
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Shut up, Leanne, l know how l look!
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l got a good feeling
about this guy, hon,
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You seem like
a real stand-up guy, Johnny,
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College material,
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Stop embarrassing me, Stu!
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l've had enough of these
foster bozos, Johnny,
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l'll see you in the car,
264
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,715
Hey, tiger, just remember --
have Holly back before 1 0,
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00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,199
Mum? Dad?
266
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,679
Are you Santa?
267
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,632
Cool,
268
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,837
(TYRES SQUEAL)
269
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,233
(BAND PLAYS '80s-STYLE POP MUSlC)
270
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,068
Looks like 30 inches, Very good,
271
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,150
You're a great dancer, Johnny,
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00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,231
Great, Very good,
273
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,874
And now the moment
for which you've all been waiting!
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The crowning of MDW Trinity High's
King and Queen of Christmas,
275
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,596
(GROANlNG )
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00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,118
(LAUGHS)
277
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,555
Carlos!
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00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,158
The only fete l'm after
279
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,238
is one held on a public holiday
at a reputable primary school,
280
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,396
(LAUGHS)
281
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,192
Stop chuckling at me!
282
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,516
Hya! Hya! Hya! Ahh!
283
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,233
Yaaaa!
284
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,157
MAN: Ninja Tucker!
Daddy-long-legs spider!
285
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,958
PRlNClPAL: And this year's
King and Queen of Christmas are,,,
286
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,670
l'm sorry l threw up
so much in the limo,
287
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,793
,,, Famous Pierre and Lisa Lopez!
288
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,718
(APPLAUSE)
289
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,751
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYS)
290
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,437
Well, Lisa's Australian,
so she wins by default,
291
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,551
And Pierre taught us
how to make bootleg schnapps
292
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,159
and gave us fake lDs,
293
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,555
Mine says l'm 27, See?
294
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,990
Nein!
295
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,519
Where'd ya go, Johnny?
296
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,518
Well, now that's done,
l can finally enjoy my potato chips,
297
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,073
(LAUGHS)
298
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,512
Cheese and chives?
299
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,437
(SCREAMlNG )
300
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,833
Knock off the fish, Hitler!
Come out and face us!
301
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,316
Yeah, Johnny! Come out and stop
these perverts from feeling me up!
302
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,717
Kowalski! Kowalski!
303
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,911
- Over here, bro,
- Oh!
304
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,872
There's plenty of room,
305
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,030
Johnny Hitler
will never find us in here,
306
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,514
There's, like, ten lockers,
307
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,790
Let's smoke some serious doobage,
308
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,711
(BOTH SCREAM)
309
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,875
Oh, my God!
310
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,913
l gotta wash off all this fear!
311
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,550
Huh? Oh, hey,
312
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,830
(HlTLER LAUGHS)
313
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,278
(SCREAMS)
314
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,758
Whoa! Whoa!
315
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,353
We gotta get outta here, babe!
There's a psychopath on the loose,
316
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,516
Don't you wanna bone
one last time before you die?
317
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,999
Definitely,
318
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,633
(LAUGHS)
319
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,591
(BOTH SCREAM)
320
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,598
You gotta save me from
these fruitcakes, Johnny Hitler!
321
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,596
Be quiet, peanut!
322
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,155
His name is Adolf Hitler
and it looks like he wants to kill you,
323
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,112
But he's my date!
324
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,875
What the hell is that?
325
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,113
llsa, l got this!
326
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,670
- Oops,
- Ah, fish!
327
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,791
(HELlCOPTER WHlRRS)
328
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,197
MAN: This is the police!
Put your hands in the air!
329
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,436
Hey, it's okay! We're the good guys!
330
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,470
Go! Go! Go, go, go!
331
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,829
Go! Go!
332
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,632
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYS)
333
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,840
(LAUGHS)
334
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,837
(MUSlC STOPS)
Huh?
335
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,155
Suck a stiffy, Mendez,
336
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,034
('80s-STYLE S YNTH MUSlC PLAYS)
337
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,756
Yeah!
338
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,674
Goddammit,
339
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,839
Those slimy pieces of shit
got away scot-free!
340
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,872
No prints,
341
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,911
No leads,
342
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,553
We ain't got shit,
343
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,359
Who the hell are you?
344
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,393
WOMAN:
New from Tamico!
345
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,397
o/~ Baby Hiiler, he's so cuie
346
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,512
o/~ He's allergic
io anyihing made of fruii
347
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,596
l haie juice!
348
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,030
o/~ Rolls-Royce siroller
Riding in siyle
349
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,514
o/~ Making all ihe babies heil
350
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,630
Heil Hiiler!
351
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,432
o/~ He's covered in pollen
352
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,470
o/~ From head io ioe
353
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,715
o/~ Make ii fall like snow
354
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,399
My eyes!
355
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,352
o/~ Goi a big day iomorrow
356
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,834
o/~ Lois of fun ihings io do
357
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,439
Goodnighi, Baby Hiiler,
358
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,959
o/~ Baby Hiiler's your besi friend
359
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,913
o/~ And he's a nighi lighi ioo! o/~
360
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,235
Baby Hiiler siroller, juice,
361
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,839
pollen and faeces sold separaiely,
362
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,314
From Tamico,
363
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,356
Subtitles SBS Australia 201 4
364
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,430
- Maybe someone set him up?
- Yeah,
365
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,392
Got you, you sonofabitch,
366
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,714
Hello, llsa,
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