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Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, everybody,
Welcome, welcome!
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All right, Santa,
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l want a Toxic Ooze battle-dome
with extra ooze refills,
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And l want a TX-1 000 Cybernetic Gun
armed with Arctic sonar camo,,,
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Uh? Uh!
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Hey! What?
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CROWD SCREAMS
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How did you survive,
you kraut bastard?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Let's sit down and talk this out,
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- Nein!
- l said, sit down!
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SCREAMS
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Ugh,,,
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(Breathes heavily )
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Danger 5 will hunt you down,
you motherfu,,,
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Urgh,,,
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DlNG DlNG DlNG!
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Uh,,, Hello, everyone,
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l just wanted to take a moment
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to thank everyone for coming,
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Hoy,
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Er, especially,,,
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Mum and Dad who have come
all the way
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from Greg's Peninsula
in Shark Australia,
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Brian, there's no thousand island sauce
for these prawns!
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- Aw, would you just shush, Marie,
- Shut the,,,
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Yes, Um,,, l love you too, Mum,
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- l just want to go crabby,
- Oh, la-de-da!
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Now,,,
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Claire,,,
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- My wife, (Giggles )
- (Giggles )
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l couldn't find the words to tell you
how l feel with my real mouth
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so instead l'm going to use
my second mouth,
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my keyboard,
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Oh,,, that's beautiful,
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PLAYS A SCHMALTZY BALLAD
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What are you doing in North Korea,
Mr Jackson?
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l'll never talk,
you commie son of a bitch!
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You will find l can be very persuasive,
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No! No!
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No!
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No,,, Nooo!
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Wha,,, wha,,, Oh!
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Oh,,,
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HELlCOPTER NOlSE, SlRENS
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Hi, Lorraine?
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Yeah, it is me again, Um,,,
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Yeah, can you gimme the usual?
(Snorts )
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- She was a stupid horse, girls,
- (Girls giggle)
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Pierre, you're the greatest entrepreneur
that's ever lived,
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You have 1 000 hit singles,
1 000 fashion lines
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and now 1 000 night clubs,
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What drives you?
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- McKenzie!
- Dozo, Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Hai!
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Take a copy of my cocktail book!
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(All laugh )
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SLOW ROMANTlC MUSlC
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Aghhhh!
Prawnsu! Prawnsu!
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- Aw, Brian, the prawns have gone off!
- Would you just shush, Marie!
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(All scream )
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Oy, oy!
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Uww,,,
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(Moans )
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Whoa!
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Phwoar!
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He, he, he!
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No, no,,,
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Urgh,,,
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Ah so! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- (Girls scream )
- Uh?
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He, he, he!
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No! No! No!
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No, no, Nooo!
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No!
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Slam dunk,
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No,,,
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Oh, look, Claire, a jaffle maker!
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Oh, and his and hers
thousand island dressing guns,
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Oh, thanks, Mum! Ooh!
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Claire, it's got a grenade!
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REPORTER: Colonel Chestbridge,
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former commander of World War ll
super team Danger 5,
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has been added
to the permanent collection
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at the London Natural History Museum,
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Remembered
for his military expertise,,,
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Excuse me,
is this a good motion picture?
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That's a good one, my friend,
And you'll also love the sequel,
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Climbo! Tantrum Tom!
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Claire, l can't find a movie
with a title that says what l want to say!
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Be cool, my friend!
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But l want to use
the home video code, Pierre!
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Whoa, McKenzie!
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l'm sorry, Tucker,
my butler gets a little hot-headed,
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McKenzie, have some movie corn,
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Hey, ah, where's llsa?
She didn't come here with you?
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Where the hell is she?
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Well, if she was here,
she would have shown us this,
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Oh right, yeah!
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REPORTER: Two key suspects have
emerged in the Chestbridge killings,
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Nazi war criminal Otto Skorzeny
and an unknown accomplice,
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Otto Skorzeny? l thought we killed
that piece of fish in Zanzibar,
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l thought so too, man,
but he's hiding in Argentina,
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Changed his name to Carlos Mendez,
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The Police Department
don't give a damn,
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They shoved so much red tape
up my ass, man,
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- Maybe that gun nut killed llsa, too,
- llsa can't die!
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Carlos killed the Colonel,
Carlos has to pay,
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You said it, Jackson!
Just like the good ol' days,
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McKenzie, book us
five tickets to Buenos Aires!
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No, We can't go to Argentina,
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l've already booked
our honeymoon to Bali!
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SONG: o/~ Feliz Navidad,,, o/~
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Mm,,, Carlos!
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Mm,,,
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(Moans )
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Ah, lemonade, Okay,
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(Snorts cocaine) Aah!
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Ah! Babes, boobs, blow,,,
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the perfect hiding hole
for a piece of fish like Carlos Mendez,
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20, 40, 60,,,
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- Let's shake this city down,
- Yes, yes, yes!
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- All right! Nice,
- All right,
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Mendez could be anywhere,
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- You're right,
- Mm?
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The rainforest walk,
the kayak adventure,,,
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or at the couples retreat getting
a free organic banana leaf facial!
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Yes he'd definitely get one of those,
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Those all sound like
honeymoon destinations,
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not hiding places
for an outlaw drug man,
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Nonsense!
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We know Carlos isn't hiding
in this complimentary margarine hexagon!
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l hope llsa's all right,
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llsa's always been
a bit of a custard tart,
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And you know what they say
about custard tarts?
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They can take care of themselves,
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Mendez definitely isn't here, Tucker,
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Let's keep moving,
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But,,, he could be hiding
in this mango daiquiri!
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Claire?
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Everything's complimentary!
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l'll buy a dance if you tell me
where l can find Carlos Mendez,
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You don't have to pay for anything,
Just show me some skin,
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Okay!
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Don't do it, Pierre!
l know how this Mendez works,
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You show me where
that goddamn snorkel man is,
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- l can see him! l can see him!
- Whoa! Knock off the fish!
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That's not how you treat
such an exotic peach!
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l can't tell you anything!
Mendez is protected by President Peron!
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Peron? We go way back!
We're practically brothers!
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He'll give us a reception
fit for a king!
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Ahh,,, Ola,,, Como te,,,
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Oh shit! Pierre! l thought
you were tight with these people!
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Shhh! You'll wake it!
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Pussy cat,
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Nooo!
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Jackson, shh!
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Lalo, is that you?
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Peron? Ola, my friend!
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Next time you should really
make an appointment,
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l tried to call, l called you!
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- Bullshit!
- No, They said wait,
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- You did?
- Yes,
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Why didn't you make
an appointment, Pierre?
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This isn't on the itinerary,
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We're supposed to be going
to the Museum of Cups and Saucers,
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The spoon exhibit closes at four,
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l just want to take a brief detour,
through this crime-infested slum,
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Are you suggesting
we spend our honeymoon
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nosing around alleys
looking for drug men
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instead of adhering to our mutually
approved timetable and,,,
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consummating our marriage?
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Tucker! Our commanding officer
was brutally murdered
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- and your head is in your trousers?
- l'm not a spy any more, Claire!
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Those days are long gone,
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Now l'm a singer songwriter
and semi-published erotic novelist,
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But most of all, l'm your husband
and l want to enjoy our honeymoon!
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Give me my gun,
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l didn't pack the gun,
l needed room for sandwiches,
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New item to the itinerary, Tucker,
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Teaching these boys,,, Aah!
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Aww!
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Wow! Sieg,,,
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- Heil!
(Woman screams )
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- Sieg heil!
(Man screams )
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- Sieg heil!
(Man screams )
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Thanks, ethnic local,
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Oh, that's a bonza idea!
Claire, did you hear that?
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Our own Sherpa!
What's your name, Sherpa?
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lt can't be, Hitler's dead,
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Yes, and Hitler never wore hats,
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Just like in the brochure!
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Yeah! Can you teach me
how to communicate with cats?
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CARLOS'S TELEPHONE RlNGS
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No, no, no,
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- Pierre, it's the ants,
- Yes, yes, yes,,,
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lt's the ants, Of all things,,,
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Naughty Fawzia!
Hey! How you doing?
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Sorry about that little
misunderstanding before, Lalo,
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Your friend did well
to survive the ants,
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He's both strong and tough,
Like this table,
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(Laughs ) Peron, l need you
to pull some shoelaces for me,
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We're looking for a man
called Carlos Mendez,
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Let's have a drink, uh?
l think this goes well with rolled kiwi fruit,
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- l think you taught me this one, Lalo,
- Yes, l taught you this one,
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- (Laughs )
- Aah!
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He's got llsa!
Goddamit, this guy's a communist!
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- He's trying to give us a commo-job,
- Whoa! Put the gun down, my friend!
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- llsa isn't here,
- She's right there!
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That's just my daughter Stina!
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- Too much party in my nose, Papi!
- lt's okay, baby,
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Hey!
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- Where's Carlos!?
- l was going to tell you,
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But given the circumstances,
l change my mind!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What did you do that for?
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The information is inside his head,
We can find it ourselves!
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Are you serious?
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What? Mendez was here
the whole time!?
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- Shit!
- Fish!
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This Cat Circus is as remarkable
as a fried kangaroo egg!
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Luxury super yacht!
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Claire, did you hear that?
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Count us in, One, two, three!
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Tucker, we need to be looking
for Mendez,
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Plus l think Father Hitler
is a confidence man,
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Yes! Of course he is,
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He's making me confident,
And comfortable,
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They should call him
a comfortable man,
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We keep drifting off the timetable,
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l made these margarine sandwiches,,,
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Oh! He, he,,,
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Well,,, of course l have,
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Six or seven times today alone,
Yeah,
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lt hurts, But l'm a man, Yeah,
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We did it,
Oh, we've done it, yeah,
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lt's done,
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Nooo!
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PHONE RlNGS
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llsa, my love,
Still working on your tan?
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l like the cold,
Keeps a man honest,
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Now what do you have for me,
potato hips?
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Go to American
and intercept Hitler's next move,
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Your work in Argentina is complete,
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Destroy Hitler's luxury super yacht
with this Bombushka,
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Ha, ha, ha, ha,
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00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,237
Go, go,
250
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,599
(Hums )
251
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,313
(Bombushka laughs )
252
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:09,471
(Jackson screams )
(Pierre screams )
253
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,238
Jackson!
254
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,919
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
255
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,315
Argh!
256
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,910
Why did you kill the Colonel,
Mendez?
257
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,833
No! No, no, no, no!
258
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,512
C'mon, my friend!
We can talk about this!
259
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,315
Take a look at my latest single!
Please?
260
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,752
Mmm,,,
261
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,513
Aah,,,
262
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,671
Just like old times, my friend,
263
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,319
(Goons laugh )
264
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,029
Aaah!
265
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,835
l feel like chattin'!
266
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,473
Who wants to chat?
267
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,674
You love to chat?
Goldie loves to chat!
268
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,238
Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat!
Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat!
269
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,155
(Bombushka Laughs )
270
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,153
How do you know llsa?
271
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,237
Do l like what l see?
Do you like what you see?
272
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,191
Aargh!
273
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,318
Mm! l've never had
Argentinean food before,
274
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,031
Asparagus? More like,
l-don't-know-what-that-is-agus,
275
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,311
And then she said " Am l a horse?
Then why do you keep riding me?"
276
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,832
But she was a horse! Stupid horse,
277
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,076
What's going on, llsa?
Why are you on this boat?
278
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,111
l haven't seen you in an eternity,
279
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,629
A dancer? Wow!
280
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,193
Tucker, look!
281
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,119
Hey!
282
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,595
Darn it, l only brought enough coupons
for the two of us,
283
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,597
llsa! You're alive!
284
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,592
- What? Where have you been?
- She's a dancer, So amazing!
285
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,829
Glad to see you're not dead, llsa,
286
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,359
Ah, here he is!
287
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,678
Everyone, l'd like you to meet
our tour guide, Father Hitler!
288
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,752
- Hitler! l knew it!
- Hitler DOES wear hats! Doh!
289
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,110
He's a master of disguise, Tucker,
Gesu Cristo,
290
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,151
How could you have forgotten?
Here, Claire, take this,
291
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,988
What? What is he talking about?
292
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,317
Yeah, l may have told him something,
Just, you know, a fib,
293
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,111
- Fib, fib, fib,
- No time for your nonsense, Tucker,
294
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,913
Where the hell are you going?
295
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,155
But we gotta get Hitler!
296
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,353
Oh yeah, a dancer, So amazing!
297
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,829
Wow,
298
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,114
Peek-a-boo,
299
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,798
Barleys, Eh!
300
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,878
No windows for you to jump out of
this time, Hitler,
301
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,833
How observant, Cl,,,
302
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,917
(Silent scream )
303
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,839
He, he, he, he he!
304
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,028
Ha, ha, ha!
305
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,514
Aaah!
306
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,471
(Bombushka laughs )
307
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,989
l'll kill him, Claire,,,
308
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,872
l promise,
309
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,356
l know you're sad, my friend, but,,,
310
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,596
please don't carry that thing around!
311
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,439
You'll catch some sort
of dead person's disease,
312
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,917
New from Tamico!
313
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,156
lt's the Adolf Hitler Action Set!
314
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,157
The real-sound Hitler moustache
315
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,351
has the commanding voice
you need to take over the world,
316
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,959
l am Hitler,
Cower before me, underling,
317
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,835
And with the Super Uzi machine gun,
you're the boss of bedtime,
318
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,835
What the hell are you wearing?
Did you buy him that?
319
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,429
- No! Go to bed, Billy!
- Nein!
320
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,119
The Adolf Hitler talking moustache,
Super Uzi, cool sunglasses,
321
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,198
tactical hairdo and bullet-proof
trench coat, each sold separately,
322
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,913
From Tamico,
323
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:45,318
SONG: "Jingle Bells"
324
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,636
Subtitles SBS Australia 201 4
325
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,918
l think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after,
326
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,315
- Holly de Palma?
- Here,
327
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,034
- Johnny Hitler?
- Heil,
328
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,119
Keep your eyes off my date,
Lisa Lespez,
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