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Shawn. Shawn.
Come on. We're gonna be late for class.
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Hold on.
I'm trying to check my messages.
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Hey, John.
What's your secret code?
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Oh, it's one, four, three, four.
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Matthews,
how do you know my secret code?
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Easy, it's the same number
as your bank card. Oh.
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I owe you 40 bucks.
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Well, no messages.
My dad hasn't called in two weeks now.
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I wouldn't worry too much, Shawn.
Could be a million good reasons.
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(Cory) Yeah.
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Didn't he say he was on his way to
the Vatican to visit his old friend the Pope?
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- Yeah.
- Well,
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they only have one phone there
and it's in the Pope's bedroom.
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And you don't want to go in there.
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It was just after his last letter,
I thought he was headed this way.
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I was hoping to get to see him, that's all.
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Mr. Turner,
we got a big problem with Shawn.
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I mean,
this one goes way beyond puberty.
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You mean puberty.
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Yeah. Puberty.
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Listen, you gotta get Shawn's dad out here
for at least a visit.
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I mean, he hasn't seen him
since he took off after his mom.
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And that was, like, a year ago.
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I don't think he's coming back real soon,
Matthews.
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Why do you say that?
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Well, because Chet's calls
are getting fewer and far between.
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And a few months back
he sent me the paperwork
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to make me Shawn's legal guardian.
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Wow. No wonder
Shawn's been so bummed out lately.
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It's a big step for him.
And for me.
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I mean, it's difficult enough
just living together
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in that mouse hole of an apartment.
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Mr. Turner, you gotta do something.
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Yeah, I do.
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You know what? You're a good guy.
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- Here's the 30 bucks I owe you.
- 40.
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That's a good memory.
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I'm just saying
I didn't like any of the apartments we saw.
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- Be specific.
- OK. The first one?
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Absolutely no furniture.
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Shawn, it was
an unfurnished apartment.
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- Thank you.
- Shawn, why are you being so difficult?
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I'm not being so difficult.
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You know, I didn't mind
the nice duplex in the condo community,
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but you said that it was too expensive.
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Good news!
The duplex in the condo community?
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I talked him down.
And look what they're throwing in.
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Carpets.
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Now, my advice is to go shag
'cause it feels good between your toes.
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What is wrong with right here?
I mean, look.
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There's furniture everywhere.
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And the neighbors - the best.
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Wonderful people
who mind their own business.
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Hey, Mrs. Dubchek,
can you quit looking at me like that?
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Eli, what's going on?
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Remember when
Mrs. Dubchek's husband died?
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And she said
she'd never look at another man?
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Well, she's over him.
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And I'm scared.
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Why? You know,
you could do worse than Mrs. Dubchek.
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In fact, I've seen you
do worse than Mrs. Dubchek.
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This building's gonna miss that wit
when you're gone.
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- And when is that happy day, huh?
- As soon as Shawn finds a place he likes.
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You know, since everybody's
talking about me like I'm not here,
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I might as well not be here.
Let me know how things turn out.
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Look, Mr. Turner,
I know Shawn's a little antsy about this,
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but this idea of yours,
moving into a new apartment,
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I think it's brilliant.
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Shawn! Wait up! I got some linoleums
that'll knock your socks off.
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Mr. Matthews.
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How I love the energy of a rededicated
and enthusiastic senior. Off to class, eh?
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Lunch.
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You know, it wouldn't be a bad idea if you
took some of that pep into the classroom.
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Well, you start serving mashed taters,
maybe I will.
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I'll take it under consideration.
Now, while you're here,
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I have your paper
on European monarchies.
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-AD?
- Yes.
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Oh, Mr. Feeny. I worked really hard on this.
Where'd I go wrong?
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I'd have to say the fifth grade,
when you took that ride in the dryer.
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Yeah, but if it wasn't for that
my hair would still look like Cory's.
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Come on. Mr. Feeny, you know
how hard I've been working lately.
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This grade's gonna kill my average.
Can I do another paper?
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I have a better idea.
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Tutoring.
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I thought all the tutors got together
and agreed to never work with me again.
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Oh, indeed they did.
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My thought was to make you a tutor.
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Mr. Feeny,
when'd you take your ride in the dryer?
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- Do you know Jeff Lacy?
- Yeah, he's a guard in the basketball team.
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Mr. Lacy has athletic scholarship offers
to 20 colleges,
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but he needs
at least a C average to get in.
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OK. So I tutor this kid, help him get
into college, he turns pro, makes millions...
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What do I get out of this?
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The joy of helping someone learn.
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But no money.
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You get used to it.
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- So? Did you decide yet?
- About what?
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The condo. Now, look,
I just got off the phone with the landlord.
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There was another offer made, but I did a
little dancing, I bought us another half-day.
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- But you can't keep us hanging.
- "Us?" Cory, what's in this for you?
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Well, if I rent ten places, I get a cruise.
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Cory, there's not gonna be any move.
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Why? What's going on?
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I've been moving around
ever since I was little kid. I'm sick of it.
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I don't want to do it anymore. So I just want
the next move to be the last one.
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Yeah, but Turner's doing this for you.
I mean, he's a great friend.
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Yeah. A friend.
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John, this does not taste like chicken
a 'orange. You didn't use Tang, did you?
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Eli, I said taste it,
not suck the meat off the bone.
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Somebody's got their apron on
a little too tight. What's with you?
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Well, I spoke to an attorney today.
Guess what?
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- In 48 hours I'm Shawn's legal guardian.
- Whoa.
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Been on the fence
about that one for a while.
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You know, it's what he needs, man.
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Besides, I've come this far,
I might as well go the distance, you know?
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Well,
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something like that'll
change your life forever, man.
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- What'll change your life forever?
- See you guys later.
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Hey, Shawn, I thought you were
eating dinner over at the Matthews.
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Yeah, I was, but I'm tired.
I wanted to turn in early.
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Chicken a la Tang.
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- What's the special occasion?
- Well, I got a date.
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But, hey, you know,
I can easily stretch this three ways.
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Hey,
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- I finally got another letter from my dad.
- Where is he now?
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He's still in that truck stop in Reading.
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What did you do that for?
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It's 50 miles from here, John. I mean,
the least he could do is come visit me.
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Hey, you know, Shawn,
I spoke to an attorney today.
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A couple of signatures
and I'm your legal guardian.
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I thought you did that months ago.
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Well, I got the forms,
I just never got around to filling them out.
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"Got around to filling them out"?
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I'm so sorry
my life didn't fit into your busy schedule.
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Whoa, whoa, Shawn. Hey, cut me some
slack. I'm just trying to do the right thing.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know you are.
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Hey, enjoy your date.
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All right, Jeff.
Here's an easy one.
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Now, who was
the king of France before Louis XIV?
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I'm not following.
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Come on, Jeff. This stuff's definitely
gonna be on the test. Now it's Louis the...
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...King?
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All right, last minute of play. You answer
one question, we win the big game.
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- Go, baby.
- OK.
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- Jeff, is that your Porsche out front?
- Yes!
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We win.
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You care for a little ride, ladies?
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Hey, Jeff, come on.
Look away. Studying.
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Is that all
you straight-C students think about?
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No, but I promised Feeny. Besides,
you can't fit four people in a Porsche.
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We can if the girls sit on your lap.
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Break time.
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All right, Jeff.
Who painted the Sistine Chapel?
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- Michelangelo.
- Jeff!
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Nah, just kidding. Who?
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What a waste of a night.
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I just spent three hours speeding around
in a Porsche with a pretty girl in my lap.
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- I hate when that happens.
- Who do you know that has a Porsche?
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Oh, you didn't hear? The school's
all-American point guard is being tutored
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by the school's
all-American cheese head.
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- Cory, get the phone.
- I didn't hear it ringing.
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- I'll get it.
- Eric, a tutor.
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I'm proud, yet confused.
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Can we be sued?
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Hi, Mrs. Matthews, Mr. Matthews.
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- Can you guys leave?
- No.
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- Dang. I need another plan.
- Shawn, let's just go outside.
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Man, you are good on your feet.
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Cory, now that your parents
have left the room,
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I gotta ask you something.
What are you doing tonight?
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Well, I'm showing a three bedroom at 7:30,
but after then I'm free as a bird.
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- Cool, 'cause we're going to see my dad.
- What? You know where he is?
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Yeah, he's staying
at this truck stop in Reading.
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And by motorcycle
that's less than an hour away.
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I'm there. But can Turner get us both
on the back of his bike?
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Turner's not coming.
It's just you and me.
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No, forget it, Shawn. Count me out.
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Oh, come on. It's just a little field trip.
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What's the worst thing
that could possibly happen?
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You get one phone call.
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You guys really say that, huh?
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Nice way to spend a date.
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A little dinner,
a little wine, a little prison.
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Hey, at least you got dinner.
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Shawn, that was a stupid,
dangerous stunt you pulled.
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What if you'd have lost control of the bike?
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- I didn't.
- Yeah, but, Shawn, what if you had?
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- But I didn't.
- You could've hurt someone
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and I'd be legally responsible.
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Oh, so that's why you're so upset. You
don't want to be legally responsible for me.
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That's a cheap shot and you know it.
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Yeah?
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Then why'd you take your sweet time
to file for guardianship?
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- Is that what this is about?
- It's what everything's about, John.
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It's my life. I mean, you've got your life,
my dad's got his life,
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I... I just feel like I've got nothing.
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Shawn, if you'd have wanted
to see your dad, I could've taken you.
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It's... it's more than that, John. I'm...
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I'm just tired of feeling like a guest
wherever I go.
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I know. I know.
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Look, Shawn, this hasn't been
the easiest year for me either, you know.
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I mean, going from a single guy to raising
a 15 year old was not on my to-do list.
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Great. So we're both
on each other's nerves.
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Well, I don't know, Shawn.
I mean, I offered to get us a bigger place,
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you don't want any part of it.
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Yeah, well, you've had
the guardianship papers for months
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and you still haven't filled them out yet.
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I don't know, maybe...
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...maybe we're both afraid to make
this living arrangement permanent.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we are.
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(door bell)
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Got it. Got it.
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Good news, Cor.
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Shawn, there's no such thing as
good news before I've had my Grape-Nuts.
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I'm just gonna
store some stuff here until I settle in.
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- Settle in?
- Yeah. I'm moving back to the trailer park.
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What? Your dad found your mom
and they're moving back?
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No, I'm moving into Uncle Mike's trailer.
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- Are you sure about that?
- Yeah.
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I just don't know
why I didn't think of this a long time ago.
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Yeah, but, Shawn, I mean, you said
you were only gonna make one more move
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and it had to be the right one.
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Look, I can't keep waiting for my dad
to come home. I gotta get on with my life.
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At least at the trailer park
I'll be surrounded by family.
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And the FBI agents who surround them.
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- Ah, our son the tutor.
- So how was studying with Jeff?
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Nag, nag, nag.
What are you? My mom?
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- Yes. And what a joy it is.
-Oh...
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I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't take all my
anger out on you. That's what Cory's for.
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00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,103
Cory!
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00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,336
Eric,
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00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,435
what's the problem?
234
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,640
Dad, I recite the entire history
of Europe to this kid,
235
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from Henry IV's Edict of Nantes
to Talleyrand and the Treaty of Vienna.
236
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:02,043
You know what he says to me?
He says, "I can burp through my ears."
237
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:05,182
- And then he does it.
- Well, at least you tried.
238
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,282
You know what gets me?
239
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,556
This kid's got 20 colleges begging him
to come there and I can't get into one.
240
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,862
Eric, you will get into college,
and you will have earned it.
241
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,234
You know, maybe Jeff's onto something.
242
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,135
Maybe I have, like, an untapped talent
that could guide me through life, huh?
243
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,866
Apple, sink,
244
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,204
he shoots...
245
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,871
He sucks.
246
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,649
He pays.
247
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,709
Ear burps it is, then.
248
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,651
You know, Mom, Dad,
249
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:41,888
when Eric's off to college that big old room
of ours is gonna seem mighty lonely.
250
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,397
- What's your angle?
- Shawn needs a new place to live.
251
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,490
What?
He's not happy at Mr. Turner's?
252
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,331
How could he be?
It's not really his home.
253
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,997
Well, you know there's always room for
Shawn here, but this wouldn't be his home.
254
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,200
It'd still be
just another temporary solution.
255
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,438
I think what Shawn needs
is something permanent.
256
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,172
What does Shawn's dad
have to say about this?
257
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,647
Who knows?
I mean, no one talks in that family.
258
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:08,085
Well, I know if Shawn were my son
I'd like to be consulted about his future.
259
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,263
OK, Topanga.
Just act natural and try and fit in.
260
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,100
OK. But I'm not going to spit.
261
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,469
I don't see Shawn's dad anywhere.
262
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,374
- OK, let's go. Maybe the bus is still here.
- No! No. We're on a mission.
263
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,572
Now cover me.
264
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,616
Oh, I really hope
I don't have to use the bathroom.
265
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,682
Gentlemen.
266
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,151
Now that I've broken the ice,
267
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,625
anyone here know a guy
named Chet Hunter?
268
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,527
You know,
269
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:56,125
I did forget to chalk my nose
before I left the house. Thank you, sir.
270
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,102
I don't care if you're having a good time,
271
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,970
I am sick of watching you
shoot pool all night.
272
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,508
If you're not gonna treat me
like a desirable woman
273
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,169
then I will just find me a man that can.
274
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,042
What about you, mister?
275
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,048
You look like a man
who knows how to treat a woman right.
276
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,517
Oh, tingle.
277
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,488
- Do you know how to dance?
- Teach me? Please?
278
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,426
Cory, what are you doing?
279
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,829
Well, I'm trying to see
what this woman knows.
280
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,230
Which I'm thinking is an awful lot.
281
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,032
Do you really think
this is a productive use of our time?
282
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,868
Oh, absolutely.
283
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,033
Hey, I found him first.
284
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,202
Don't make me laugh.
285
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:41,270
- Would you like to step outside?
- Yeah, I would.
286
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,372
Oh, this is great.
287
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,612
Lord love a duck.
Is that who I think it is?
288
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,747
Yeah. Mr. Hunter, it's me.
Cory Matthews.
289
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,415
Oh. Sorry. My mistake.
290
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,928
- No. No, I'm Shawn's friend.
- Oh, right.
291
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,692
Right. How you been?
292
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,167
- Step into my office. Pie?
- Oh, no, thanks.
293
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,172
No, I'm asking you do you think it's pie?
I got it out of the dirties.
294
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,267
Either apple brown Betty
or some kind of dim sum.
295
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,812
So, uh, are you working here?
296
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,714
Just till I pay off some parking tickets.
Then back out on the road,
297
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,411
looking for my lovely wife, Virna.
298
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,154
- You ever been married?
-Oh, I'm 15.
299
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,385
Now, now, now.
Don't you give up hope.
300
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,621
Virna and I were 16
before we got hitched.
301
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,096
She wanted to wait
till she got out of the navy.
302
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,601
So, Cortés,
what brings you up here?
303
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,228
Well, I actually came
to talk to you about Shawn.
304
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,569
- Why? Is he sick?
- No. No, no.
305
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,807
He's just all confused. And...
306
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,276
...well, I think he really misses you.
307
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,780
Well, I miss him too.
He's a good boy.
308
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,873
Then come back for him.
309
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,715
- He needs you there.
- No.
310
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,720
Shawn will be better off where he is.
311
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,655
Turner sends me his report cards
and his tests.
312
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,921
He even sent me a picture of him
and that new girlfriend of his.
313
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,897
Reminds me of his mom.
About a thousand years ago.
314
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,730
But, see, Shawn needs family in his life.
315
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,896
- And that's you.
- Come on, son.
316
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,202
Shawn's better off where he is now
than he ever could be with a man like me.
317
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:19,643
Mr. Turner's great and all, OK?
But he's his friend. He's not his father.
318
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,612
You are.
319
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,343
And, with all due respect,
320
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:28,877
if you love him, Mr. Hunter,
then you'd come back for him.
321
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,516
I love him.
I love him so much I can't go back.
322
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,220
But you, uh...
323
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,558
...you tell Shawn his daddy said...
324
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,155
...hey.
325
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,332
If you teased that hair
I bet you'd be six feet tall.
326
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,565
OK, Louanne. Let's do it.
327
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,803
Lamb chop, you have another
cup of coffee. This may take a while.
328
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,015
- Uh, Mr. Feeny?
-Hm?
329
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,642
You know,
before you grade the midterms,
330
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,813
- I just wanna...
- I already have, Mr. Matthews.
331
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,356
Mr. Feeny,
332
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,516
I just want you to know
that I worked really hard with Jeff,
333
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,525
but you know better than anybody else
334
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,994
that you can't teach somebody
if they don't want to learn.
335
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,360
Well, how do you explain this?
336
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,957
- You gave Jeff a C plus?
- No, no.
337
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,502
You did.
338
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,936
I don't know what to say.
I thought the guy was a total lost cause.
339
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,474
I don't believe in lost causes.
340
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,805
- I think this is yours.
- Oh. Wait, Mr. Feeny.
341
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:29,280
You didn't finish your sentence here.
You just put "A..". "A..." what?
342
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,747
That's your grade, Eric.
343
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,343
It is?
344
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,946
It is!
345
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,720
Mr. Feeny,
as I stand here in front of you,
346
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,251
my fellow students,
the entire faculty, I must say that...
347
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,697
Oh, give it up, man.
It's just one test.
348
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,825
However, congratulations.
349
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,329
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Mr. Feeny.
350
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,000
This was your plan all along?
I teach Jeff, but really I teach myself?
351
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,770
He does better, I do better?
352
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,778
Mr. Feeny, you sly, sly dog.
353
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,812
Got lucky on that one.
354
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:10,320
Thanks, Mike. Hey, I'm glad to see
that promotion came through for you.
355
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,551
- Dad?
- Shawn?
356
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,820
What are you doing here?
357
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:17,989
Well, I guess I could ask you
the same thing. Evening, officer.
358
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,591
Hey, here's a hint, son. Whenever
you find yourself in custody, smile.
359
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,534
Nobody ever billy clubbed a happy man.
360
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:29,205
So, Dad.
Long time. You look good.
361
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,836
- Well, right back at you.
- How'd you ever find me here?
362
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,808
Better question.
How'd you find yourself here?
363
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,247
Well, uh,
364
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,379
I moved out of Turner's. I was gonna move
in with Uncle Mike, but his trailer's gone.
365
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,085
So a cop found me sleeping in the park
and brought me here.
366
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:50,595
Hey, did they turn on the swirly lights when
they brought you in? That's always fun.
367
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:55,191
- 80, uh... so any luck finding Mom?
- Well, I saw her a couple of months ago.
368
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,794
Had her cornered in Mississippi,
but she dove off the riverboat.
369
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,203
Woman swims like a seal.
370
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,902
Dad, how long
are you gonna keep chasing her?
371
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,435
I just wanna give her
enough time to clear her head.
372
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,972
- It's been a year.
- Woman's got a big head.
373
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:16,519
- Come on, who are you kidding?
- Yeah, I suppose you're right.
374
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:21,220
If your mama wanted me to catch her,
well, she'd be caught.
375
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,092
So, uh... so what's next?
376
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,691
What's next is we get you out of here
and back to Turner's, where you belong.
377
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,703
Dad, you know, I was thinking,
378
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,264
maybe you could
stick around here for a while.
379
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,708
There ain't nothing in this town for me.
380
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,474
Yeah there is. Me.
381
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,516
Shawn, I left you at Turner's
because in my mind it was a better place.
382
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,711
And it was a good place, Dad,
but I wouldn't call it better.
383
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,687
It wasn't with you. It wasn't home.
384
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,248
- I don't know, Shawn.
- Come on, Dad.
385
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,453
I'm right here.
386
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,895
No chasing.
387
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,658
Besides...
388
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,427
...need you.
389
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,526
And I'm thinking you need me.
390
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,398
Well, if you remember,
I ain't much of a cook.
391
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:13,742
- Can't be any worse than Mom.
- Ain't that the truth.
392
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:18,114
Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't
done since you were a very little boy.
393
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,381
- Get a job?
- Heck, no. Something better.
394
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,991
Hunter.
395
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,083
- You've been bailed.
- Which one?
396
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,596
- Little one.
- All right, Shawn.
397
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,598
Chet?
398
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,135
Look at me, Teach. I'm a bad seed.
I was on my way to your place
399
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,175
when I ran into a speed trap
and a pile of unpaid parking tickets.
400
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,471
Yeah, so let me guess
who's bailing you out.
401
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,443
Well, I'd be much obliged.
402
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,708
I gotta get outta here
so I can take care of my boy.
403
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,341
- What do you mean?
- I mean I'm staying.
404
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,909
Wouldn't be much of a father
if I didn't, would I?
405
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,354
- Your job's done.
- Hey, Shawn?
406
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,858
Dad, can I talk to John
alone for a minute?
407
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:04,158
Sure. I'd step outside,
but they'd shoot me.
408
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:08,667
Hey, Shawn, I don't even need to ask.
I can tell this is what you want.
409
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,362
You know, John, this is like we said.
We knew that this wasn't forever.
410
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,804
- Hey, a roof and a bed.
- And a good friend.
411
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,705
The best.
412
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,004
Thanks.
413
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,204
I owe you. You put up with a lot.
414
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,605
I'd do it again.
415
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,351
OK, Shawn, I'll meet you downstairs.
416
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,985
One more parking ticket
and our home gets the Denver boot.
417
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,723
Hey, you kids, get off my front porch.
418
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,491
- Well, Cor, wish me luck.
- You got it.
419
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,530
Hey, you know, my dad told me about
how you tracked him down and everything.
420
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:51,509
Shawn, we're friends. I mean,
we help each other out. That's what we do.
421
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,569
You know what I've wanted
to do for a long time, Cor?
422
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,945
Invite you to my house for dinner.
423
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,747
- Well, who's cooking?
- You are.
424
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,014
Huh.
425
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,713
I'm there.
426
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,120
OK, that's just about it.
427
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,892
Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
428
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,020
Well, heck.
You've been here a year.
429
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:15,533
Besides, teachers shouldn't
be watching television anyway.
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