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Hello.
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Now you got the wrong number.
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Yeah but i know that monument.
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Film i hear.
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Fucking throw my hair back.
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Hello
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i'm dr Warren g easterbrook.
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Chairman of the president's
commission on education.
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And i would like to talk to you
about an ever growing problem.
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The short attention
span of today's youth.
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Weaned as they are on television
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young people today
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can't seem to pay attention
for more than a few.
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House video presents
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an in-depth.
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Up close
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and personal look
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at
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penthouse plaything.
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Terrans.
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Oh so many neat things
have happened to me.
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Homecoming queen.
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Making the cheerleading
squad the neatest thing
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it
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was when i was recently chosen
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the pit has played.
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Changed me.
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I'm still the same team.
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When i was first tested
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it was like.
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Really immature.
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But I've grown so
much since then.
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I can hardly believe it's me.
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I am
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a beach person.
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A person.
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I really sorry for anyone
who doesn't live in California.
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Cause we've got it on.
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New humidity.
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It really blows me away.
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Added the public i can just
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fade into the crowd
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the irritated.
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All the time.
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I didn't understand it.
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Google.
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Offers me peace
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and solitude.
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Away from the pressure
of being a plaything.
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Here.
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In the
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chest at my manga.
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Art
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is.
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Goonies art galleries.
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And my dream.
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Is to one day have
some of my things.
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But
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my real dream.
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Comes from my family.
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And my strong
religious upbringing.
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I'll always be grateful
to my mom and dad
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and the values they've given me.
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Which.
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Help.
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Need he can be
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awesome responsibilities.
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Of plaything of.
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Reception.
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Paper calculated to bring home
a note from your teacher today.
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Or not yet
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that's one of your jokes ever
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before
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the record war
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one.
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Best investment i ever made.
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Was carrying subtropical
moisture into the region.
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Develop later in the week.
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I hadn't been out of
this house in two weeks.
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Cover moves and the
lows will warm up just a bit.
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Tomorrow the.
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Hell
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has happened to my remote.
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Funniest guys for the
remainder of the day.
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On today's national weather map
Murray hours embedded in those clouds
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and here in the southern.
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Excuse me sir we're on the air
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show.
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Me how to.
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Approach the robot.
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Murray.
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What are you doing on the web.
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I don't know
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probably something
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great
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that.
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You're.
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Wrong on.
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That
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high fly ball to center field
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wait a minute that's not bad on.
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Logging for.
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This is what
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you get for throwing
out the directions.
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You should be so lucky.
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Channel.
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At least i know you
won't catch and.
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Show up but i want to.
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Try.
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Five hundred million people
are watching via satellite
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as the president
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first lady deplane for
this historic Moscow visit.
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They look fit and rested
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wait a minute.
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An unidentified man has
emerged from air force one.
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He seems believe it or not to
be glad only in his underwear
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the secret service
have grabbed her mind.
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Who is he.
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Get an overnight room.
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He appears to play.
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I'm so
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proud of you Brenda
getting through the
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delivery without any anesthetic
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where i had to piss
somebody coach in the world.
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Good to see that baby
has been eight hours.
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Well now now you remember the film they
showed us in class there there's all kinds of
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tests they have to
perform on a newborn child.
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So.
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That there's my favorite couple.
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Mr and mrs flanders
that's landers
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right right
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flanders did you read
my poisoning of thirty nine.
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So.
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Nice did work if i
say so myself doctor
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we'd like to see our son the
nurses keep giving us the run around
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i'd like nothing better than to
bring you both your son but.
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Have you looked
around this hospital.
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There are sick people here
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i just saw this old guy
in the hallway with these
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gnarly scabs all over his buddy
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gross me out
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ugh.
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I'm not about to
expose your little Jeffrey
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nicollet.
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To that.
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I've got a solemn
oath to uphold here.
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Dr.
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Brendan i are both
the mas graduates
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and.
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We've never heard of
quarantining a healthy infant before.
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Ou
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le mas.
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Well i forgot you spent three
whole weekends sitting on a floor
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learning how to breathe.
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I had to get by on a degree
from Harvard medical school.
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Please doctor it's important
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to us to see our child.
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You've heard of bonding.
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Dr.
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We'd like to spend a little
quality time with our son please.
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A little quality
time with your son.
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That'd be beautiful.
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People.
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What's with that guy.
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Supposed to be the
top man in his field.
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Well.
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When he brings in little
Jeffrey we're going Nicolas
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here we go.
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Ears a little tight.
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Okay that's enough germ.
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Wait
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a
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we
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haven't seen him yet
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oh go ahead breathe
all over matter.
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But what is this some kind of sick practical
joke what are you talking about he's got
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your eyes take that
hideous thing away
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on
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come on
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they all looked
like this at first.
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You see.
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When the baby.
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Passes through the birth canal.
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It's hit it gets a little pointy
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he should round out
in a couple of days
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promise that's not a baby.
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That's a mr potato head Harry
call the hospital administrator.
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Hey.
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You're right
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this is a mr potato head.
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Gosh they're so lifelike.
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Anybody could have
made this mistake.
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I'll be right back
with the real Nicholas.
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Harry what are they doing to.
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Calm down Brenda calm down we don't
want you to get postpartum anxiety now.
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As soon as we get our son.
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I'm going to report this quack.
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Thank god you took that
assertiveness training course.
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Yeah.
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Your little tyke
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know
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you've been a
naughty little baby
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yes you have to play peekaboo
with mommy and daddy
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time.
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Gets your dad.
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He's got a strong determined
jaw just like his old moon there.
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Whoops.
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Great now you made him cry.
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I don't believe this.
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Is this okay would you rather
would you rather breastfeed.
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Alright mr and mrs le mas.
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You see due to a slight
clerical error your son has been
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temporarily misplaced you
lost our son did i say lost
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i said mr place
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i'm suing you.
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For for malpractice.
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Negligence
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you name it oh great just jump all over
me why don't you just jump all over me what
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about the nine kids i
didn't lose this week.
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Maybe
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it was your fault.
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If you hadn't distracted me with all that
video equipment the delivery room i might
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not have misplaced
your little brat doctor.
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We've found you.
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See.
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Down the hall in
the laundry hamper.
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I hope you're both
ashamed of yourselves.
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All this hysteria when he was safe and
sound not twenty feet from this very room.
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Doctor.
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You're doing surgery
for that kidney transplant.
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Where's the donor organ.
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Donor work in.
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God i had it
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when i left the
house this morning.
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Good morning and
welcome to movies till sunrise
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our feature presentation is the
nineteen fifty four science fiction classic
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Amazon women on the moon.
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Starring laird Granger
and Greta Van zandt.
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Complete and uncut
with no commercial
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reviews.
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This used to be me.
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All before my years
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ignored by women
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passed over for promotions
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but now
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all that has changed.
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Hi
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i'm size four low.
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And i invented the patented
process known as hair.
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If you suffer from
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Team of technicians.
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Visit you.
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In the privacy of your home.
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So there will be
no embarrassment.
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You'll choose
from our selection.
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Of over two hundred colors.
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Styles.
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Then
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your head will be carpeted.
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With one hundred percent pure.
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Fibre.
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Completely natural looking.
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You can sleep in it.
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You can shower in it.
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It changed my life.
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And it'll change yours.
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Call
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toll free
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one eight hundred.
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Get
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hair.
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And so.
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Hello.
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I'm Prescott tones and head of
the American space association.
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The moon has fascinated
man since the dawn of time.
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Inspiring poets scientists
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and.
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Young lovers the world over.
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Yet.
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Little is known about this
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our closest celestial neighbor.
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One day
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00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:13,152
perhaps
284
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,592
not in our lifetime.
285
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,782
Men may set foot on the moon.
286
00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:20,142
And then he may discover
the shocking truth of.
287
00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:23,982
Amazon women.
288
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:45,342
Men.
289
00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,162
I've been studying this
map of the lunar surface
290
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:50,742
and I've chosen the dark
side as our landing site.
291
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:52,302
So.
292
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,162
Don't forget your space being.
293
00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:56,152
Rogers Dave.
294
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,472
Just think loony
295
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,862
in less than an hour we're
going to be on the moon.
296
00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:07,032
The first thing i'm gonna do is call
me off a hunk of that green cheese.
297
00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:09,082
Which.
298
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:12,642
You know one of the purposes of this
mission is to dispel some of those myths.
299
00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:14,092
Speak.
300
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,362
I've got the president
on the electro scan.
301
00:19:20,382 --> 00:19:21,462
Will occurs.
302
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,332
I'm in men of moon rocket one.
303
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,472
This is the president of the united
states calling from planet earth.
304
00:19:31,992 --> 00:19:33,282
We read you mr president.
305
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:36,402
This is Steve Nelson
commander moon rocket one.
306
00:19:37,212 --> 00:19:38,212
Commander Nelson.
307
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:41,052
This is a proud day
for all Americans.
308
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,662
And this year of nineteen eighty
309
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:47,592
will be remembered as a year an
American first set foot on the moon.
310
00:19:48,402 --> 00:19:51,162
The governors of all
forty eight states join me.
311
00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:53,442
In wishing godspeed to you
312
00:19:53,832 --> 00:19:55,872
and your handpicked
team of scientists.
313
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,262
That's us loony.
314
00:19:58,392 --> 00:19:59,412
Thank you mr president.
315
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,242
We're proud to
serve our country.
316
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,892
Over and out.
317
00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:06,082
Lucky.
318
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:07,782
Neutralize the electro scan.
319
00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:10,482
Electro scan neutralizer.
320
00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:12,462
Guess she is
321
00:20:12,642 --> 00:20:13,642
dead ahead.
322
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:26,929
You know I've got big plans for.
323
00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:31,078
Show advertising space when
they attack just picture this.
324
00:20:31,468 --> 00:20:31,918
The world's
325
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:33,068
biggest billboard.
326
00:20:33,748 --> 00:20:34,748
Will become.
327
00:20:35,698 --> 00:20:37,198
Hold your horses blackie.
328
00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:40,378
The voyages for the
betterment of mankind.
329
00:20:41,488 --> 00:20:42,958
It's not any of us are getting.
330
00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:50,128
Lee standby.
331
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:58,258
It goes my lunch.
332
00:20:59,488 --> 00:21:00,488
Ugh.
333
00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:02,668
It's right up there
with my stomach.
334
00:21:04,618 --> 00:21:05,968
Prepare for moon landing.
335
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,758
Initiate rotation system.
336
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:11,008
Rotation initiated.
337
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,358
Reverse retros.
338
00:21:14,368 --> 00:21:15,368
River.
339
00:21:25,376 --> 00:21:26,376
Only thing pressure.
340
00:21:27,508 --> 00:21:28,528
Drops any more work on.
341
00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:40,078
This is the emergency.
342
00:22:03,118 --> 00:22:07,168
Did you know that every seven minutes
a black person is born in this country
343
00:22:07,288 --> 00:22:08,288
without so.
344
00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:10,918
Hello i'm bb king.
345
00:22:11,308 --> 00:22:15,718
Won't you help Don Simmons and the thousands
of others that suffer from this tragic
346
00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:16,718
disorder.
347
00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:19,288
It's cruel symptoms
can strike anyone.
348
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,058
Let's take a look.
349
00:22:21,478 --> 00:22:24,658
I think the republican party
has done one heck of a job
350
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:25,928
don't you June.
351
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:27,128
I'll say would
352
00:22:27,298 --> 00:22:29,638
we Republicans have
turned this country around.
353
00:22:32,488 --> 00:22:37,438
Safety and good mileage are the
two things i looked for in a new car.
354
00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:41,338
That's why i bought a
Volvo station wagon.
355
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,208
Hi.
356
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,748
I'm president of the David
hartman fan club here in glendale.
357
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,848
I've even met David
hartman woods
358
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,118
what a neat guy.
359
00:22:53,128 --> 00:22:54,128
Gemini.
360
00:23:00,118 --> 00:23:00,658
Gemini.
361
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,048
Gemini.
362
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:09,208
This is bb king saying
won't you please give.
363
00:23:09,778 --> 00:23:12,508
So that Don salmon to
you and so many others.
364
00:23:12,898 --> 00:23:15,088
Can become useful
members of society.
365
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:21,928
Right to blacks without so.
366
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:23,831
Post office box thirty.
367
00:23:25,627 --> 00:23:26,627
Atlanta Georgia.
368
00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:42,718
Garrett.
369
00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:43,468
Hi.
370
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,822
Jerry style hi very nice meeting
you i'm sorry i'm running a little bit.
371
00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:48,308
Don't worry about it.
372
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,928
Nice.
373
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,308
It's a great apartment.
374
00:24:04,288 --> 00:24:05,368
I hope you like Sushi.
375
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,078
I made reservations at
376
00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:08,698
Tokyo Rose on Columbus
377
00:24:08,878 --> 00:24:09,878
great.
378
00:24:10,288 --> 00:24:11,288
Years terrific.
379
00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:14,648
Normally there's a waiting
list but i know the maitre d.
380
00:24:16,678 --> 00:24:17,678
You know.
381
00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:20,638
I gotta tell you i never
go on blind dates
382
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:21,878
but.
383
00:24:22,048 --> 00:24:22,618
I just.
384
00:24:22,948 --> 00:24:24,148
Have a feeling
385
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:24,508
that
386
00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:25,628
this might be special.
387
00:24:27,118 --> 00:24:28,118
Jerry.
388
00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:29,798
Before we leave.
389
00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:31,918
Jimmy once my
favorite wave sure.
390
00:24:33,358 --> 00:24:36,198
Would you mind showing me your
credit card and a valid driver's license.
391
00:24:37,528 --> 00:24:38,528
You're kidding right.
392
00:24:39,658 --> 00:24:41,818
Well i'd like to run a
couple compatibility check.
393
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,208
Or what the heck is that.
394
00:24:45,778 --> 00:24:47,978
No Jerry it's tough being
a single girl in the big city.
395
00:24:48,808 --> 00:24:50,758
You meet all kinds of
phonies and creeps.
396
00:24:51,928 --> 00:24:53,529
That's where this
machine comes in handy.
397
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:57,408
I just enter your ID and the central
computer will tell me about your background.
398
00:24:58,588 --> 00:24:59,398
I don't want a bank loan
399
00:24:59,578 --> 00:25:00,578
as opposed to take yeah.
400
00:25:01,228 --> 00:25:02,228
I know what.
401
00:25:02,398 --> 00:25:03,748
I'd feel better running a check.
402
00:25:04,318 --> 00:25:05,318
To ids please.
403
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,088
You're serious.
404
00:25:10,981 --> 00:25:12,568
Just take them too
this is ridiculous.
405
00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:14,258
But.
406
00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:18,818
Three one six.
407
00:25:19,288 --> 00:25:19,678
Cupid
408
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:20,918
extra card.
409
00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:32,398
How i ever got along
without one of these
410
00:25:32,608 --> 00:25:33,608
changed my life.
411
00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:35,828
Feel the same way about my VCR.
412
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,079
Right now i'm taping Sophie's
choice with Meryl Streep
413
00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,238
i love nasty.
414
00:25:41,038 --> 00:25:42,118
I'm so into her.
415
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:46,838
Yeah.
416
00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:59,878
That.
417
00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:01,928
Hi.
418
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,418
A very thorough
419
00:26:06,688 --> 00:26:07,688
yeah.
420
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,318
Great.
421
00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:12,968
But.
422
00:26:17,218 --> 00:26:18,218
Yeah.
423
00:26:19,318 --> 00:26:20,318
Where go there.
424
00:26:27,898 --> 00:26:28,898
What what.
425
00:26:30,718 --> 00:26:31,718
Cherry.
426
00:26:35,278 --> 00:26:37,768
Does the name Debbie
rothenberg mean anything to you.
427
00:26:39,178 --> 00:26:40,178
But.
428
00:26:40,408 --> 00:26:41,728
Debbie rothenberg god.
429
00:26:42,448 --> 00:26:44,488
Oh yeah yeah i think i
went out with her once twice.
430
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,708
You had sex with her
on the second date
431
00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:48,438
and then you never
called her again.
432
00:26:48,658 --> 00:26:49,768
I hate when guys do that.
433
00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:51,938
It says other.
434
00:26:52,918 --> 00:26:53,548
Does the phrase.
435
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,078
You're not only beautiful but
436
00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:57,718
you're someone i feel i can
open up to mean anything to you.
437
00:26:59,908 --> 00:27:03,238
I'm not surprised you've used
that line in your last sixteen minutes
438
00:27:03,478 --> 00:27:04,478
this is ridiculous.
439
00:27:05,818 --> 00:27:06,818
Debbie.
440
00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:08,108
Karen.
441
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:08,968
I think
442
00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:11,068
that we have something
very special here.
443
00:27:11,638 --> 00:27:12,638
You're not.
444
00:27:12,928 --> 00:27:13,928
The city.
445
00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:16,118
See what i mean.
446
00:27:17,788 --> 00:27:18,788
In Jerry.
447
00:27:21,328 --> 00:27:24,568
I could never get serious about
someone who's selfish in bed.
448
00:27:25,138 --> 00:27:26,698
Who is selfish in bed.
449
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,648
Spiderman.
450
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,448
Satisfy.
451
00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:33,158
Goes to sleep.
452
00:27:33,358 --> 00:27:34,648
I never do that in my life
453
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:35,900
eleven times one
454
00:27:36,058 --> 00:27:36,448
days
455
00:27:36,568 --> 00:27:37,568
no no i do not.
456
00:27:38,038 --> 00:27:39,038
Have pop.
457
00:27:39,808 --> 00:27:40,808
Anyway.
458
00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:44,428
That is just a small fraction of the hundreds
of times I've been intimate with women.
459
00:27:44,968 --> 00:27:46,738
Were exaggerating
a little aren't we Jerry.
460
00:27:49,078 --> 00:27:52,074
I mean the record only shows
twenty one sexual intimacy.
461
00:27:54,598 --> 00:27:57,448
Fuck that well hey this doesn't
jibe with my figures okay sweetie.
462
00:27:57,868 --> 00:27:58,258
Jerry.
463
00:27:58,828 --> 00:28:01,348
The statistics don't paint
the picture of a mature man.
464
00:28:03,028 --> 00:28:06,568
Twelve times you ignored your date at a
party to flirt with more attractive women.
465
00:28:07,768 --> 00:28:09,418
One hundred and sixty nine times
466
00:28:09,538 --> 00:28:12,448
you feigned interest when a
woman was talking about her career.
467
00:28:13,768 --> 00:28:15,148
And seventeen occasions.
468
00:28:15,808 --> 00:28:20,338
You lie to women telling them you were
really into Sushi and Meryl Streep movies.
469
00:28:22,558 --> 00:28:23,758
Make that eighteen times.
470
00:28:25,483 --> 00:28:27,718
Where where where do
they get these figures.
471
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:32,248
As you can see Jerry it would be
pointless for you and i to go out.
472
00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:36,178
What would i get one
of those machines
473
00:28:36,568 --> 00:28:37,678
and see how well you cover
474
00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:38,828
okay.
475
00:28:39,058 --> 00:28:40,058
Good Nigeria.
476
00:28:40,138 --> 00:28:40,798
It's early yet
477
00:28:41,098 --> 00:28:42,618
maybe you can still
get lucky in a box.
478
00:28:45,838 --> 00:28:47,068
Like you did last Thursday.
479
00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:51,698
Hello Beverly.
480
00:28:52,888 --> 00:28:53,888
Yeah.
481
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:54,448
Hi.
482
00:28:55,198 --> 00:28:56,218
This is Jerry stone
483
00:28:56,398 --> 00:28:58,198
we met the other
night at Dave's party.
484
00:29:01,558 --> 00:29:02,038
Hi.
485
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,458
I.
486
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:03,958
Listen.
487
00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:05,698
I know it's last minute
488
00:29:05,998 --> 00:29:06,998
but.
489
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,548
I want to ask are
you free tonight.
490
00:29:11,638 --> 00:29:12,638
You are.
491
00:29:13,198 --> 00:29:14,198
Great listen.
492
00:29:14,848 --> 00:29:16,768
I can pick you up in
493
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,088
ten minutes.
494
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,008
Okay.
495
00:29:21,658 --> 00:29:22,658
Jerry.
496
00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:24,668
Yeah.
497
00:29:25,438 --> 00:29:27,748
A major credit card and
a valid driver's license.
498
00:29:30,628 --> 00:29:31,628
Jerry.
499
00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:37,858
Strange phenomena.
500
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,258
Missing persons.
501
00:29:44,272 --> 00:29:45,272
Monsters.
502
00:29:46,048 --> 00:29:48,448
We examine these
mysteries to determine.
503
00:29:49,768 --> 00:29:50,768
Are they bullshit.
504
00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:58,678
I
505
00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,908
London's west end.
506
00:30:02,398 --> 00:30:03,778
Winter of eighteen eighty eight.
507
00:30:04,558 --> 00:30:07,408
Series of bizarre and
violent murders occurred.
508
00:30:07,948 --> 00:30:09,328
Which remain unsolved.
509
00:30:10,348 --> 00:30:11,348
To this very day.
510
00:30:20,158 --> 00:30:21,158
Jack the ripper.
511
00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,594
Was he a prosperous
512
00:30:24,744 --> 00:30:25,744
London surgeon.
513
00:30:26,214 --> 00:30:26,664
Perhaps.
514
00:30:27,054 --> 00:30:28,344
A member of British royalty.
515
00:30:29,184 --> 00:30:30,184
Well.
516
00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:31,314
Our bullshit team.
517
00:30:31,884 --> 00:30:32,884
Has unearthed.
518
00:30:33,384 --> 00:30:36,084
Spectacular new
evidence which suggests.
519
00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:39,624
The Jack the ripper was in fact.
520
00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:43,314
Loch Ness monster.
521
00:30:44,214 --> 00:30:45,214
Isn't possible.
522
00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:49,374
Murdered five streetwalkers.
523
00:30:49,854 --> 00:30:51,624
Before returning to Loch Ness.
524
00:30:52,974 --> 00:30:54,444
Using undiscovered evidence
525
00:30:54,564 --> 00:30:55,564
we've piece together
526
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,924
the events leading up
to the first murder and
527
00:30:58,104 --> 00:31:00,114
although this is a
bullshit reenactment.
528
00:31:00,594 --> 00:31:01,594
It may have happened
529
00:31:01,644 --> 00:31:02,664
just this way
530
00:31:03,054 --> 00:31:04,104
and.
531
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,354
Good times back when.
532
00:31:06,684 --> 00:31:07,684
The.
533
00:31:07,974 --> 00:31:08,544
Jackets.
534
00:31:08,874 --> 00:31:09,350
Don't you want
535
00:31:09,455 --> 00:31:09,524
to
536
00:31:09,774 --> 00:31:10,774
keep you.
537
00:31:11,184 --> 00:31:12,184
I.
538
00:31:13,584 --> 00:31:14,034
Mean.
539
00:31:14,364 --> 00:31:15,654
Tell me that would deny.
540
00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,074
This.
541
00:31:17,664 --> 00:31:19,644
If.
542
00:31:19,974 --> 00:31:21,534
You want to pick one now.
543
00:31:22,224 --> 00:31:23,224
Yeah.
544
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:25,374
Thanks.
545
00:31:39,684 --> 00:31:40,284
Doubt you'll be.
546
00:31:40,704 --> 00:31:42,084
On my feet now.
547
00:31:58,104 --> 00:31:59,224
Is this the way it happened.
548
00:32:00,144 --> 00:32:04,164
With Jack the ripper in fact a sixty
foot sea serpent from Scotland.
549
00:32:05,934 --> 00:32:08,424
Could i take this
job for a quick buck.
550
00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:11,514
We may never know the
answer these questions.
551
00:32:12,654 --> 00:32:13,654
Next week.
552
00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:20,664
Than going to a retrograde.
553
00:32:21,234 --> 00:32:22,234
Don't want to get caught.
554
00:32:25,374 --> 00:32:26,964
Answer w packet reporting sir.
555
00:32:27,504 --> 00:32:29,544
That is bucket.
556
00:32:30,264 --> 00:32:31,264
Saddam.
557
00:32:31,674 --> 00:32:32,674
Sir.
558
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,604
It's just about me screwing up
the officer latrine i told captain was
559
00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:37,644
sterilized was getting
him a kid pocket
560
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:38,854
Saddam.
561
00:32:45,415 --> 00:32:45,714
Fucker.
562
00:32:46,134 --> 00:32:46,884
Is your mccormick
563
00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:48,984
the general Ballantine.
564
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:54,724
General mccormick.
565
00:32:55,314 --> 00:32:59,424
At ease private so you don't seem to understand
this man has been my hero since i was
566
00:32:59,424 --> 00:33:00,534
at least five years old.
567
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:01,404
Bucket.
568
00:33:01,764 --> 00:33:02,764
Put out.
569
00:33:03,264 --> 00:33:04,264
Yesterday.
570
00:33:10,674 --> 00:33:11,674
Cigarette.
571
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,074
Yeah thanks.
572
00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:16,224
It's pretty hard to
come by up here.
573
00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:19,644
Well we're all proud of the job
you boys are doing a different.
574
00:33:20,454 --> 00:33:21,454
Good news bucket.
575
00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:23,724
We received a communique
from the enemy.
576
00:33:24,474 --> 00:33:26,694
And they have given us
their unconditional surrender.
577
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:31,134
Incoming.
578
00:33:42,114 --> 00:33:43,114
Wow great.
579
00:33:44,617 --> 00:33:45,617
The war is over right.
580
00:33:46,764 --> 00:33:47,764
Technically.
581
00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:49,384
Yeah.
582
00:33:51,324 --> 00:33:52,324
Well.
583
00:33:53,214 --> 00:33:55,644
I'd say this calls for
a toast gentlemen.
584
00:33:56,514 --> 00:33:57,594
Alright right the bubbling.
585
00:34:00,024 --> 00:34:01,494
You guys really blow me away.
586
00:34:02,154 --> 00:34:02,484
I mean.
587
00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:06,294
Inviting g eyes in one at a time
just to tell him the good news.
588
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,665
Do you know that's exactly
what i'd expect from you sir.
589
00:34:13,644 --> 00:34:14,644
General mccormick.
590
00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:21,154
Victory.
591
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,064
Going home.
592
00:34:36,354 --> 00:34:37,354
Phuket.
593
00:34:39,534 --> 00:34:41,514
There are many great
traditions in the military.
594
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,694
But none more hallowed than
that of the unknown soldier.
595
00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:48,864
But a funny thing
has happened Puckett.
596
00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:50,434
Was hester.
597
00:34:51,504 --> 00:34:53,094
Oh just one of those little.
598
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,464
Military snafu is.
599
00:34:56,334 --> 00:34:58,974
It seems that all our fallen
troops have been identified and.
600
00:34:59,454 --> 00:35:00,454
Sent home.
601
00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,784
Not one John Doe on the lot.
602
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,534
Got a warrior poker
without an unknown soldier.
603
00:35:07,254 --> 00:35:09,114
Well you guys
did a hell of a job.
604
00:35:10,254 --> 00:35:11,254
Too good a job.
605
00:35:11,964 --> 00:35:14,544
But the president has his
heart set on an unknown soldier.
606
00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:16,114
They went out and built a tomb.
607
00:35:16,644 --> 00:35:18,294
Invited dignitary to a ceremony.
608
00:35:19,704 --> 00:35:21,344
I hear there's even
going to be fireworks.
609
00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:24,294
Wish i could be there.
610
00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:26,344
You can be.
611
00:35:31,525 --> 00:35:32,525
Private ads
612
00:35:32,562 --> 00:35:33,562
w Puckett.
613
00:35:35,064 --> 00:35:37,824
You have been chosen
to represent this war.
614
00:35:38,724 --> 00:35:40,254
As our unknown soldier.
615
00:35:41,784 --> 00:35:43,194
Congratulations thank you
616
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:45,834
oh great man that's oh wow.
617
00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:47,464
Yeah.
618
00:35:52,494 --> 00:35:54,234
Dunno like have to
be dead for that sir.
619
00:35:57,174 --> 00:35:58,434
Well yes there is that.
620
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,954
But let's look at the plus side.
621
00:36:02,844 --> 00:36:04,824
What is the plus side
general Ballantine.
622
00:36:10,854 --> 00:36:11,854
Well.
623
00:36:12,624 --> 00:36:13,794
For one it's a great honor.
624
00:36:15,324 --> 00:36:16,584
A chance at immortality.
625
00:36:17,994 --> 00:36:19,464
Schoolboys will idolize you.
626
00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:21,924
The nation will weep.
627
00:36:22,494 --> 00:36:23,494
Oh.
628
00:36:23,544 --> 00:36:27,294
Look no offense guys but i spent
this whole war trying not to get killed.
629
00:36:27,804 --> 00:36:29,364
You have not been
dismissed so do.
630
00:36:31,644 --> 00:36:32,644
Look.
631
00:36:33,054 --> 00:36:34,054
Puck shit.
632
00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:36,054
You're the perfect candidate.
633
00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:38,184
You have no living relatives.
634
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,284
Not even a girlfriend.
635
00:36:42,024 --> 00:36:44,184
No one will notice if you
don't come back from the war.
636
00:36:44,844 --> 00:36:45,844
How motives.
637
00:36:46,224 --> 00:36:47,224
German.
638
00:36:48,594 --> 00:36:49,594
If i may.
639
00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:51,694
Please sir.
640
00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:56,604
Shit out so
641
00:36:56,904 --> 00:36:57,904
i'd like to talk.
642
00:37:05,784 --> 00:37:06,784
Bucket.
643
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:08,724
Now that the war is over.
644
00:37:10,704 --> 00:37:12,954
What do you have to
look forward to back home.
645
00:37:15,354 --> 00:37:16,554
Alive loneliness.
646
00:37:17,064 --> 00:37:18,064
Misery.
647
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:19,714
Unemployment.
648
00:37:19,824 --> 00:37:20,824
Well actually.
649
00:37:24,324 --> 00:37:26,874
Actually sir is planning a
career in custodial work.
650
00:37:29,094 --> 00:37:30,094
Bud.
651
00:37:31,254 --> 00:37:32,784
As the unknown soldier.
652
00:37:34,194 --> 00:37:36,114
You'll be returning to fanfare.
653
00:37:37,374 --> 00:37:38,874
Ticket tape parades.
654
00:37:40,074 --> 00:37:41,484
Marching band.
655
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,354
And as the icing on the cake.
656
00:37:46,914 --> 00:37:48,414
The memorial itself.
657
00:37:50,514 --> 00:37:54,594
Nestled in a blossoming
grove of cherry trees.
658
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:56,314
Overlooking.
659
00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,044
The sparkling
660
00:37:58,194 --> 00:37:58,554
blue.
661
00:37:58,884 --> 00:37:59,884
Potomac.
662
00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:04,344
I knew joining the
other war heroes.
663
00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:05,659
Night.
664
00:38:10,434 --> 00:38:11,754
Sergeant York.
665
00:38:12,864 --> 00:38:15,834
I d Murphy.
666
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:20,674
General pattern too.
667
00:38:24,504 --> 00:38:27,474
But he doesn't have
to do that you can.
668
00:38:28,464 --> 00:38:28,704
Rush
669
00:38:28,816 --> 00:38:29,034
that's.
670
00:38:29,596 --> 00:38:30,596
Correct for.
671
00:38:31,764 --> 00:38:33,054
You've got the cherry blossoms.
672
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:39,264
Well this would show the folks back home
they all thought i was going to turn out to
673
00:38:39,264 --> 00:38:40,264
be a nobody.
674
00:38:41,184 --> 00:38:43,794
Yeah laughs on that
675
00:38:43,914 --> 00:38:45,414
yeah.
676
00:38:48,414 --> 00:38:49,674
Me the unknown soldier.
677
00:38:51,384 --> 00:38:52,384
Gotcha.
678
00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:54,034
Then it settled.
679
00:38:59,574 --> 00:39:00,624
Lead your dog tags.
680
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,034
We don't want anybody
identifying you now do we.
681
00:39:06,084 --> 00:39:07,224
All know sir.
682
00:39:07,824 --> 00:39:08,824
Yeah.
683
00:39:11,034 --> 00:39:12,034
I'll take those.
684
00:39:14,814 --> 00:39:15,814
Well.
685
00:39:15,894 --> 00:39:16,524
That
686
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:18,594
just leaves one minor detail.
687
00:39:35,994 --> 00:39:36,354
Have to do
688
00:39:36,547 --> 00:39:37,547
it.
689
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,754
Makes things a lot simpler.
690
00:39:53,154 --> 00:39:53,784
What is
691
00:39:53,993 --> 00:39:54,993
Puckett.
692
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,754
Could you tell me about
the cherry blossoms again.
693
00:40:00,534 --> 00:40:01,584
It's delightful.
694
00:40:03,174 --> 00:40:04,174
You'll love it.
695
00:40:05,994 --> 00:40:06,994
Anything else bucket.
696
00:40:08,604 --> 00:40:09,604
No sir.
697
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:11,734
Carry on then.
698
00:40:27,537 --> 00:40:28,537
Some hero.
699
00:40:29,064 --> 00:40:30,424
He looks like he's
doing up a free.
700
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,520
The German.
701
00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:38,770
How does that settled
how about some dinner.
702
00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:40,130
Officers club.
703
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,960
Why not.
704
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,870
The base version we got primer.
705
00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:04,300
To recap the three movies that we
reviewed this week here on critics corner.
706
00:41:05,452 --> 00:41:07,090
Mark and i both gave a
707
00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:10,450
thumbs up to the new
Swedish film directed by.
708
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,060
Oliver spent some
all expense and.
709
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,910
Called it the winter
of my despondency.
710
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,400
Haunting abstract symbolism.
711
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,260
Already crap.
712
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:22,150
Now Jonathan i did split
713
00:41:22,330 --> 00:41:22,780
however
714
00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:24,940
on the newest
teenage romp called
715
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,410
frat slops.
716
00:41:27,430 --> 00:41:29,560
Jonathan i think
thought it to be
717
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,740
a light.
718
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,230
Frothy souffle.
719
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,260
Sizzling with
youthful energy that i.
720
00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:36,370
On the other hand
721
00:41:36,670 --> 00:41:38,650
i thought it was pond scum.
722
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,320
You're not buying
what the hell do you
723
00:41:41,448 --> 00:41:44,560
know now we have a new feature we'd
like to introduce on critics corner we hope
724
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,820
you'll enjoy we call it
725
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,830
real life reviews
726
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,630
in which we critique
727
00:41:49,930 --> 00:41:52,060
the life of an average
person just like you.
728
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,050
Jonathan
729
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,200
will begin with
730
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,600
a review of the life.
731
00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:57,460
Of Harvey Patrick
732
00:41:57,610 --> 00:41:58,630
no picnic picnic.
733
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,760
Of Skokie Indiana.
734
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:01,600
Illinois
735
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,230
Illinois
736
00:42:02,470 --> 00:42:03,910
rv picnic or a Skokie
737
00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:05,090
Illinois.
738
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:07,360
Police camera talking
about man and TV.
739
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:14,440
Now Harvey picnic eu would seem to have
all the ingredients for a successful live.
740
00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:15,190
Show
741
00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:18,250
so why does he failed
so miserably i don't know.
742
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,560
I think the problem
is with Harvey himself
743
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,540
how is this you know
you're right it is hard.
744
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:24,550
Very good Jonathan it is harder
745
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,850
so we're supposed to care
about this Harvey picnic.
746
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,720
Why.
747
00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:33,340
I mean it takes him thirty years
to develop any character at all
748
00:42:33,610 --> 00:42:35,020
and by the time he does
749
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,200
who cares.
750
00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:37,990
At crucifying me
751
00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,810
it's hardly worth the wait
didn't like Gandhi either.
752
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,320
Let me show you.
753
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,880
Here's a scene from last year as
Harvey is coming home from work.
754
00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:56,650
Highest scraps.
755
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,800
I kids.
756
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,360
How do they do this.
757
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,040
Hi there.
758
00:43:04,990 --> 00:43:05,350
It is
759
00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:06,530
i didn't.
760
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,810
I didn't consider
761
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,960
this to be.
762
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:09,700
Cause.
763
00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:11,270
Then it'll be ready.
764
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Okay.
765
00:43:21,550 --> 00:43:22,000
Wow
766
00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:23,150
some exciting home life.
767
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,910
And it goes on like that.
768
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,390
Obviously day in and day out.
769
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,890
Where's the love
770
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,040
where's the passion.
771
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:32,300
Where's the.
772
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,380
The examination of
one's own existence
773
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:35,950
this is
774
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,840
a poor excuse for a life.
775
00:43:38,710 --> 00:43:40,030
I give Harvey pitt nica
776
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,350
a big thumbs down.
777
00:43:41,950 --> 00:43:42,950
Thumbs down.
778
00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:44,620
By give them a thumbs down too
779
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,760
but i didn't
780
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,150
he
781
00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:47,270
Harvey.
782
00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:48,040
Jonathan
783
00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:48,460
oh.
784
00:43:48,970 --> 00:43:49,390
Granted
785
00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:52,600
his life was a
miserable waste of time.
786
00:43:53,110 --> 00:43:55,750
But i rather enjoyed
the kafka esque touches.
787
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,550
Here's a loser trapped
788
00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:59,590
in a dead end job and a.
789
00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:01,600
A loveless marriage.
790
00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:05,710
How do they know that just
anything to make this man human
791
00:44:05,890 --> 00:44:08,800
and think of the the money it took to
bring him into the world would have
792
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:12,220
to feed him and to clothe
him and then to educate him.
793
00:44:12,790 --> 00:44:14,590
And after all that
what have you got.
794
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:18,130
You have got a
big bore a dull clod
795
00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,270
an empty suit
796
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:24,100
and another thing i was always one step
ahead of this guy's life there just were no
797
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,420
surprises no wait a minute.
798
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,340
What about the
end thing of his life.
799
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:28,900
That came as a surprise.
800
00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:32,200
From a mile away i didn't.
801
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:32,860
See.
802
00:44:33,490 --> 00:44:34,750
The high blood pressure to
803
00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:35,870
the lack of a.
804
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:36,520
Cop.
805
00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:37,910
Why of course.
806
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,530
By the time he finally has his
heart attack in front of the TV.
807
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,040
Big deal.
808
00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:44,920
Artifact a mundane.
809
00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:47,100
That could have been said.
810
00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,752
So.
811
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,130
Let's let.
812
00:44:51,752 --> 00:44:52,752
Down an elevator.
813
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,450
Music could have happened
you should have died years earlier.
814
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,977
In a submarine accident.
815
00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:58,360
Just a terribly weak.
816
00:44:58,990 --> 00:44:59,470
Possibly a.
817
00:44:59,890 --> 00:45:00,340
Shine.
818
00:45:00,670 --> 00:45:01,000
With
819
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,490
something to add a
little science fiction
820
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,090
too with the.
821
00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:06,280
Tragic waste but who cares.
822
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:07,688
Oh well
823
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,530
see our time is up we want to thank you
very much for joining us on critics corner.
824
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:15,370
Hope you'll be back next week when we'll
have an aisle seat reserved just for you
825
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,580
bye bye.
826
00:45:18,974 --> 00:45:20,854
You could have a better
haircut don't you think.
827
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,596
We now return to the
nineteen fifty seven film
828
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,720
Amazon.
829
00:45:27,610 --> 00:45:30,010
Starring bill Thomas
and buzzy Clark.
830
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:32,740
There will be no
further interruptions.
831
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:42,400
And here we are in the moon.
832
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,690
As.
833
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,140
Well as.
834
00:45:49,060 --> 00:45:50,340
They could run
into any movement.
835
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,960
That intelligent life
is you and i knowing.
836
00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:54,160
Where i live.
837
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,400
The martians alphabetically
speak the universal language.
838
00:45:58,510 --> 00:45:59,510
Me.
839
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,830
You remember the specialty
you took at the academy blackie.
840
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,950
I will not exploit other
worlds for personal gain.
841
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,360
Look at that.
842
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:11,420
Follow me man.
843
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,740
Keep your eyes open.
844
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:52,270
And on.
845
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:03,670
I.
846
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,590
Think they're crazy football.
847
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:09,820
That's a Fuller what you
remember where we are.
848
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,960
We.
849
00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:14,320
This is only a hunch but.
850
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,310
What are you doing.
851
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:17,958
Song.
852
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:21,710
Just as i thought.
853
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,820
The moon has an
atmosphere similar to earth's.
854
00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:26,290
Take off your helmets boys.
855
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,200
Relates to all.
856
00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:34,750
The filming and.
857
00:47:35,050 --> 00:47:36,090
How did you figure it out.
858
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,320
Seems like loony
figured it out first.
859
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,970
Yeah
860
00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:44,080
that's my loony
861
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,550
a regular Einstein.
862
00:47:55,090 --> 00:47:57,130
This is what
theatre is all about
863
00:47:57,370 --> 00:48:00,040
I've seen it twice
it's fabulous.
864
00:48:00,430 --> 00:48:02,440
Go and see it take the kids.
865
00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:07,270
Yes that's what they were saying about last
season's highly acclaimed production no
866
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,360
Peter pan.
867
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,870
I know it's brilliant young director
hermes leech comes to the public rep.
868
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,810
With a bold new
production of Shakespeare's
869
00:48:17,110 --> 00:48:17,920
Antony and
870
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,040
Cleopatra.
871
00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:20,500
Farewell
872
00:48:20,710 --> 00:48:21,710
kind charmian.
873
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,480
Iris.
874
00:48:23,890 --> 00:48:25,270
Long farewell.
875
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,510
And subscribe.
876
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,792
To a season which includes the
877
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:36,430
daring revival of Anton
Chekhov's immortal.
878
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:37,900
Uncle Vanya.
879
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,420
Nothing at all everything is all
880
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,720
i'm just saying as i
was worse perhaps.
881
00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:45,700
Because i begun to grow lazy.
882
00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:49,990
Do anything i just grumble
like some old fogey.
883
00:48:50,590 --> 00:48:51,970
As for my mom.
884
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,140
The old magpies tail keeps on chattering
about the emancipation of women.
885
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,110
With one eye as she
looks into the grave
886
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,880
and with the other.
887
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:06,040
She studies her learned books
looking for the dawn of a new life.
888
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,080
As.
889
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,460
The public read.
890
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:13,820
Be part of it.
891
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:17,260
Now this is theater
even i can understand.
892
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,680
At last.
893
00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:24,880
The greatest album of
love songs ever recorded.
894
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:27,940
You'll want to share them
with someone special.
895
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,640
Why do birds.
896
00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:32,620
Suddenly up.
897
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:37,660
Sung by the man who turned a personal
affliction into a recording career on.
898
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,060
No soul Simmons.
899
00:49:40,570 --> 00:49:42,160
Just like me.
900
00:49:43,390 --> 00:49:44,390
Thane not
901
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,440
to be.
902
00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:52,330
Why do stars.
903
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,060
Fall down from the sky.
904
00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:57,220
Every time.
905
00:49:58,754 --> 00:50:00,310
You walk by.
906
00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:03,350
Just like
907
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:04,460
me.
908
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:07,220
Two.
909
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:12,430
So
910
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,690
curl up by the fire.
911
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:17,680
Listen to the non threatening
music of this master showman.
912
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,980
And honey i miss.
913
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,820
I.
914
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:30,430
I love to be
915
00:50:30,730 --> 00:50:34,180
with you if.
916
00:50:35,648 --> 00:50:39,578
It said
917
00:50:39,848 --> 00:50:40,848
Sandy.
918
00:50:42,278 --> 00:50:43,278
Sweet chips.
919
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:47,918
Here's her picture
when she was married.
920
00:50:48,848 --> 00:50:53,558
Young lovers of any age will Cherish this
timeless collection of the world's most
921
00:50:53,558 --> 00:50:54,558
romantic ballads.
922
00:50:55,268 --> 00:50:56,468
And if you act now.
923
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,688
This bonus album.
924
00:50:59,018 --> 00:51:00,018
Don Simmons.
925
00:51:01,838 --> 00:51:02,838
Oh.
926
00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,998
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
927
00:51:10,928 --> 00:51:13,328
Was a good friend of mine.
928
00:51:14,528 --> 00:51:16,808
Understood a single word.
929
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:20,348
This two record collection
is not available in any stores
930
00:51:20,528 --> 00:51:21,528
so order now.
931
00:51:21,938 --> 00:51:24,308
Always had some mighty fine why.
932
00:51:25,628 --> 00:51:25,988
Ma'am.
933
00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:28,448
I'm sorry we did
everything we could.
934
00:51:29,618 --> 00:51:30,618
Hurt.
935
00:51:30,968 --> 00:51:31,358
All that.
936
00:51:31,876 --> 00:51:32,876
Don't move anything.
937
00:51:33,518 --> 00:51:34,028
This has been.
938
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,348
My heart goes out to
you in your time of grief.
939
00:51:36,698 --> 00:51:37,698
Five minutes with a widow
940
00:51:37,778 --> 00:51:37,958
my
941
00:51:38,258 --> 00:51:38,468
dear.
942
00:51:38,948 --> 00:51:40,068
I'll take care of you later.
943
00:51:41,438 --> 00:51:42,438
Who are you.
944
00:51:42,578 --> 00:51:43,578
My card.
945
00:51:43,718 --> 00:51:45,278
Regret and it's red
star enterprises.
946
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:47,828
I rushed right over the
moment i heard of Harvey's
947
00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:48,518
unsigned
948
00:51:48,698 --> 00:51:49,698
mind.
949
00:51:50,228 --> 00:51:51,228
Don't worry high.
950
00:51:51,571 --> 00:51:51,682
I
951
00:51:51,825 --> 00:51:52,825
set the wheels in motion.
952
00:51:54,128 --> 00:51:55,128
Yeah.
953
00:51:55,838 --> 00:51:57,518
Are you the undertaker no no no
954
00:51:57,728 --> 00:52:01,238
but i will be working very closely with the
O'Leary funeral home where your husband
955
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,418
will be roasted.
956
00:52:03,878 --> 00:52:06,038
He never mentioned
anything about cremation.
957
00:52:06,398 --> 00:52:07,398
Cremation.
958
00:52:07,478 --> 00:52:07,868
Oh no no
959
00:52:08,048 --> 00:52:09,318
no you misunderstand
960
00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:10,458
fitness.
961
00:52:10,988 --> 00:52:12,158
Not that kind of a roast.
962
00:52:13,358 --> 00:52:14,758
You kill me with
that you know that.
963
00:52:15,248 --> 00:52:17,018
Now i see where Harvey
gets a sense of humor.
964
00:52:20,018 --> 00:52:21,018
Is he.
965
00:52:21,488 --> 00:52:24,398
We provide a special service
for fun guys like Harvey.
966
00:52:24,938 --> 00:52:27,248
A celebrity roast to
send them off laughing.
967
00:52:28,058 --> 00:52:29,058
Think of it.
968
00:52:29,318 --> 00:52:32,258
TV's top comedians will
pay homage to Harvey
969
00:52:32,468 --> 00:52:34,148
at a special black tie affair.
970
00:52:35,678 --> 00:52:36,678
What.
971
00:52:37,298 --> 00:52:38,298
Do.
972
00:52:38,498 --> 00:52:39,728
You enjoy getting to me about.
973
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:41,828
No need to bang me mrs pitney.
974
00:52:44,438 --> 00:52:45,638
You see we provide the days
975
00:52:45,878 --> 00:52:46,628
that tuxedo
976
00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:49,178
special comedy material
tailored to the guest of honour.
977
00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:51,168
Mr Rhett.
978
00:52:51,578 --> 00:52:53,738
Nets w d nets read
the card please.
979
00:52:54,728 --> 00:52:56,018
And remember our motto fun
980
00:52:56,228 --> 00:52:57,508
is the first
syllable in funeral.
981
00:52:58,748 --> 00:52:59,048
Now
982
00:52:59,168 --> 00:53:00,728
ruminating a few details
983
00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:01,848
on Harvey.
984
00:53:02,408 --> 00:53:02,828
Some.
985
00:53:03,338 --> 00:53:04,338
Personal.
986
00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:07,868
Character traits that the
comedians can have some fun with
987
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:09,944
do you ever see this
driver's license picture
988
00:53:09,968 --> 00:53:11,248
i guess you had
to love them huh.
989
00:53:12,308 --> 00:53:12,458
Here.
990
00:53:13,058 --> 00:53:15,018
Take care of the paramedics
when would you please.
991
00:53:16,118 --> 00:53:17,118
Okay let's have a look.
992
00:53:18,878 --> 00:53:20,758
Yeah you still got your
hair hard that's too bad
993
00:53:20,828 --> 00:53:21,828
no ball jokes.
994
00:53:22,838 --> 00:53:24,968
Ah but you put
on a little weight
995
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,208
will do the fat jokes.
996
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:27,338
Tell me
997
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:28,458
did he hit the bottle.
998
00:53:28,568 --> 00:53:29,568
Chase abroad.
999
00:53:29,648 --> 00:53:31,688
How was your sex life home
once a week once a month.
1000
00:53:32,048 --> 00:53:35,228
Come on come on come on we need to
hook a hook hemorrhoids herpes something
1001
00:53:35,468 --> 00:53:36,828
something we can
hang some zingers.
1002
00:53:41,078 --> 00:53:42,158
Tomorrow your husband
1003
00:53:42,368 --> 00:53:44,138
to fulfill a lifetime fantasy.
1004
00:53:45,788 --> 00:53:46,788
Roast.
1005
00:53:47,228 --> 00:53:48,228
Your loved one.
1006
00:53:49,148 --> 00:53:50,148
It's beautiful isn't it.
1007
00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:51,588
You want another drink.
1008
00:53:53,198 --> 00:53:55,748
From the pattern of
america's wealthiest author
1009
00:53:55,868 --> 00:53:56,978
Irving Sidney
1010
00:53:57,098 --> 00:53:58,988
the man who gave
us the best sellers
1011
00:53:59,108 --> 00:54:00,878
Irving Sidney's the naked virgin
1012
00:54:01,118 --> 00:54:03,458
and Irving Sidney's
the power and the flesh
1013
00:54:03,758 --> 00:54:06,818
comes Irving Sidney's
sizzling new blockbuster.
1014
00:54:07,298 --> 00:54:08,298
Movie.
1015
00:54:10,478 --> 00:54:11,948
Long time no see.
1016
00:54:12,368 --> 00:54:14,078
It must be some mistake
1017
00:54:14,378 --> 00:54:15,068
come on when
1018
00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:15,698
kitten.
1019
00:54:16,178 --> 00:54:16,598
Me.
1020
00:54:16,988 --> 00:54:17,988
Part.
1021
00:54:18,398 --> 00:54:21,488
I'm in town with the textile convention
and i thought maybe we could
1022
00:54:21,698 --> 00:54:22,698
you know.
1023
00:54:23,078 --> 00:54:24,158
Part a.
1024
00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:26,978
I don't do that anymore.
1025
00:54:27,578 --> 00:54:28,658
You better get out of here.
1026
00:54:28,858 --> 00:54:30,428
With your wit president.
1027
00:54:31,568 --> 00:54:34,658
When president Harrison Chandler
was married in the white house
1028
00:54:34,928 --> 00:54:36,878
it was the social
event of the decade.
1029
00:54:37,658 --> 00:54:39,128
The courageous president.
1030
00:54:39,758 --> 00:54:41,318
And his beautiful new bride.
1031
00:54:42,218 --> 00:54:43,718
But she possessed a secret
1032
00:54:43,898 --> 00:54:45,308
that could shatter her dreams
1033
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,928
and topple the government.
1034
00:54:48,428 --> 00:54:49,838
I'll meet you in
the Lincoln room
1035
00:54:50,138 --> 00:54:51,138
fine.
1036
00:54:51,728 --> 00:54:53,318
And
1037
00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:56,318
she was forced to
live a lie when her sins
1038
00:54:56,468 --> 00:54:57,848
came back to mortar.
1039
00:54:58,538 --> 00:54:59,538
She was
1040
00:54:59,618 --> 00:55:01,358
first lady of the evening.
1041
00:55:02,768 --> 00:55:05,378
Irving Sidney's first
lady of the evening.
1042
00:55:06,008 --> 00:55:10,298
A magnet paperback and easy
to read type with no big words.
1043
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:23,258
At times it's been.
1044
00:55:24,368 --> 00:55:30,852
And we need the room again.
1045
00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:41,258
In republic.
1046
00:55:42,788 --> 00:55:43,358
Okay.
1047
00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:44,688
Let's move along.
1048
00:55:46,598 --> 00:55:47,598
Just relax
1049
00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:48,648
sputnik you're young.
1050
00:55:48,908 --> 00:55:49,908
You'll meet someone.
1051
00:55:51,488 --> 00:55:52,508
Send the kids to camp.
1052
00:55:55,688 --> 00:55:56,738
Okay family up front
1053
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:57,918
on the left.
1054
00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:01,088
I guess that's it.
1055
00:56:18,548 --> 00:56:19,598
Fame to die.
1056
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:21,678
Is clear.
1057
00:56:25,448 --> 00:56:26,448
Ladies and gentlemen.
1058
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:28,458
This is a way.
1059
00:56:29,797 --> 00:56:30,797
Let's have fun with it i.
1060
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,128
Am out everybody
have a great time.
1061
00:57:21,764 --> 00:57:23,408
Faster mr Steele.
1062
00:57:31,808 --> 00:57:32,888
Man of the hour
1063
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,508
mister Harvey.
1064
00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:48,878
Ladies are mortars.
1065
00:57:50,918 --> 00:57:52,358
That's all right
Harvey don't get up.
1066
00:57:55,868 --> 00:57:56,348
Anyway.
1067
00:57:56,858 --> 00:57:58,988
Be that as it may though
i doubt if it was tonight.
1068
00:57:59,798 --> 00:58:02,738
We are here to pay tribute
to a close personal friend.
1069
00:58:03,128 --> 00:58:04,988
Rv puppet or i'm sharing a.
1070
00:58:05,738 --> 00:58:06,878
Picnic rb picnic.
1071
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:10,748
Harvey was a man my
friends it was the shaman life.
1072
00:58:11,198 --> 00:58:12,368
As it is in death.
1073
00:58:12,818 --> 00:58:13,818
A stiff.
1074
00:58:14,018 --> 00:58:16,268
Laughs
1075
00:58:16,688 --> 00:58:20,498
but all seriousness aside we
are going to lay two things to rest
1076
00:58:20,738 --> 00:58:21,738
rb picnic.
1077
00:58:22,118 --> 00:58:24,218
And the room where the
Charlie college was funny.
1078
00:58:25,328 --> 00:58:26,528
These gentlemen
1079
00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:27,708
are very funny man.
1080
00:58:27,818 --> 00:58:28,818
Charlie called.
1081
00:58:35,498 --> 00:58:36,668
Rv keep it down.
1082
00:58:37,808 --> 00:58:39,308
As.
1083
00:58:40,568 --> 00:58:42,278
The gentlemen we're here.
1084
00:58:43,088 --> 00:58:45,098
To pay homage to the
late Claude the Potemkin.
1085
00:58:45,518 --> 00:58:45,878
David.
1086
00:58:46,538 --> 00:58:47,738
Koch well whatever.
1087
00:58:49,205 --> 00:58:50,205
Does it matter now.
1088
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:51,586
And if
1089
00:58:51,818 --> 00:58:54,098
we were alive today
he'd be a very sick man.
1090
00:58:55,328 --> 00:58:56,828
And.
1091
00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:00,158
At.
1092
00:59:02,918 --> 00:59:03,278
Time
1093
00:59:03,398 --> 00:59:06,438
we had i'm sorry to make this announcement
we had two disappointments tonight
1094
00:59:06,608 --> 00:59:08,078
Milton berle could not make it.
1095
00:59:08,678 --> 00:59:09,728
And rip Taylor could.
1096
00:59:11,378 --> 00:59:12,128
Ladies and gentlemen
1097
00:59:12,278 --> 00:59:13,278
rep.
1098
00:59:13,328 --> 00:59:21,998
Thank you
1099
00:59:22,118 --> 00:59:25,778
thank you so much Dave Charlie's
set high but keep it down thank you.
1100
00:59:27,008 --> 00:59:28,358
How about that.
1101
00:59:30,695 --> 00:59:32,438
President couldn't
be here a heartbeat to
1102
00:59:32,588 --> 00:59:33,588
send a wire.
1103
00:59:34,688 --> 00:59:37,988
Admit that nevermind.
1104
00:59:39,518 --> 00:59:41,518
What is an audience or a
funeral not pay attention.
1105
00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:45,758
But i'm a little nervous because
Harvey was a personal friend of mine
1106
00:59:46,178 --> 00:59:49,088
and there's not a person in this
room behind a picnic did not touch.
1107
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:52,628
I must say touched me for
forty bucks and Steve for twenty.
1108
00:59:55,028 --> 00:59:56,588
Yup folks i don't dance this is.
1109
01:00:00,308 --> 01:00:03,848
But i didn't feel for his widow
bernice that was a romantic marriage.
1110
01:00:04,928 --> 01:00:08,018
Learn everything about
sex from a manual.
1111
01:00:08,768 --> 01:00:10,328
Emanuel was their gardener.
1112
01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:15,248
Abs alright
1113
01:00:15,518 --> 01:00:18,638
i better wrap it up now talks about
you know the old axiom in show business
1114
01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:19,848
get off quick.
1115
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:22,028
Like Harvey on
his wedding night.
1116
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:23,978
You die i gotta go
1117
01:00:24,128 --> 01:00:24,548
goodbye.
1118
01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:30,458
Thank you for some thriller
beer tonight to pay tribute
1119
01:00:30,758 --> 01:00:32,018
to the late Harvey picnic.
1120
01:00:32,648 --> 01:00:33,728
But enough about rv.
1121
01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:39,168
Take my wife please.
1122
01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:44,904
And why do Jewish
divorces cost so much
1123
01:00:45,054 --> 01:00:46,054
they're worth it.
1124
01:00:46,704 --> 01:00:49,734
And.
1125
01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:53,094
Why do Jewish guys die
before their wives they won't do.
1126
01:00:58,288 --> 01:00:59,964
And that's what i
think your hobby.
1127
01:01:01,104 --> 01:01:10,816
That you're at a young age for
that trip down memory Lane now.
1128
01:01:15,414 --> 01:01:17,664
Seriously had a you
were never funnier
1129
01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:18,874
and it's a shame.
1130
01:01:21,264 --> 01:01:24,084
I was asked to say a
couple of words about Harvey
1131
01:01:24,384 --> 01:01:25,104
how about
1132
01:01:25,254 --> 01:01:26,254
ugly and cheap.
1133
01:01:28,134 --> 01:01:30,084
Hobby wrote his
will on his cock.
1134
01:01:30,894 --> 01:01:40,312
And his lawyer said it will
not stand up in clapham.
1135
01:01:41,424 --> 01:01:42,424
Run.
1136
01:01:42,984 --> 01:01:43,314
Your own
1137
01:01:43,524 --> 01:01:44,524
bed oh.
1138
01:01:44,703 --> 01:01:46,704
Oh no it's worth the wait until
1139
01:01:46,884 --> 01:01:48,804
you've got the
ticket rbs for bottled
1140
01:01:49,074 --> 01:01:50,074
water.
1141
01:01:50,544 --> 01:01:52,854
I like to say
congratulation hobby.
1142
01:01:53,244 --> 01:01:57,234
Rigor mortis year the clothes you
ever come to a hard on in fifteen years.
1143
01:01:58,464 --> 01:01:59,964
Thank you.
1144
01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:13,074
Rb himself is going to throw in his two
cents as soon as we take em off his eyelids
1145
01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:16,254
that.
1146
01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:17,584
I don't get it.
1147
01:02:17,759 --> 01:02:21,684
Now for the rebuttal on behalf of our guest
of honor his lovely widow bernice nice
1148
01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:24,824
and nothing's changed Harvey she's
still going to be doing all the talking.
1149
01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:26,814
Thanks Batman.
1150
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:40,044
Three.
1151
01:02:41,304 --> 01:02:42,304
Thank you much.
1152
01:02:43,104 --> 01:02:45,054
Yeah.
1153
01:02:47,694 --> 01:02:48,694
No.
1154
01:02:49,614 --> 01:02:51,984
Well i would like to
inject a serious note
1155
01:02:52,164 --> 01:02:52,854
as i
1156
01:02:52,974 --> 01:02:54,504
henny youngman did earlier.
1157
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:59,904
Yeah.
1158
01:03:01,644 --> 01:03:02,784
I want to say too.
1159
01:03:04,644 --> 01:03:05,644
Kirby.
1160
01:03:06,834 --> 01:03:07,914
My late husband.
1161
01:03:09,414 --> 01:03:10,734
As i looked down at you.
1162
01:03:11,544 --> 01:03:13,014
Lying there motionless.
1163
01:03:14,634 --> 01:03:16,404
I can only think of one thing.
1164
01:03:18,114 --> 01:03:19,114
Our wedding night.
1165
01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:24,654
And.
1166
01:03:25,254 --> 01:03:28,084
I'll never forget my
my last moments with.
1167
01:03:29,814 --> 01:03:30,814
Harvey.
1168
01:03:31,344 --> 01:03:31,884
As i
1169
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:33,264
as i took him.
1170
01:03:33,624 --> 01:03:34,624
My arms.
1171
01:03:35,214 --> 01:03:36,534
And i whispered those.
1172
01:03:36,954 --> 01:03:38,124
Three little words.
1173
01:03:39,324 --> 01:03:40,494
Sign the will.
1174
01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:45,354
And
1175
01:03:45,461 --> 01:03:48,204
seriously i'm glad to see
slappy white here today
1176
01:03:48,504 --> 01:03:50,424
now at least i know
my hubcaps are safe.
1177
01:03:51,504 --> 01:03:56,184
And rep Taylor.
1178
01:03:56,544 --> 01:03:59,304
Is better to pay or did a beaver
curl up and die in your head.
1179
01:04:00,384 --> 01:04:04,284
As.
1180
01:04:04,914 --> 01:04:05,934
Many young men today.
1181
01:04:07,164 --> 01:04:08,214
So surely bearing.
1182
01:04:19,884 --> 01:04:20,884
A o.
1183
01:04:21,354 --> 01:04:23,124
One minute the
magic giant Danny boy
1184
01:04:23,304 --> 01:04:25,265
there's a great crowd out
there you're going to go
1185
01:04:25,314 --> 01:04:26,314
in the Murray.
1186
01:04:26,454 --> 01:04:27,066
We're going kill.
1187
01:04:27,442 --> 01:04:28,442
Retard.
1188
01:04:30,564 --> 01:04:31,564
Oh.
1189
01:04:32,274 --> 01:04:33,654
Okay Dave wake up
1190
01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:34,834
to go to work.
1191
01:04:35,514 --> 01:04:35,874
Again.
1192
01:04:36,324 --> 01:04:37,684
Cause want to
give it to the ranch.
1193
01:04:39,992 --> 01:04:40,992
Wait a minute.
1194
01:04:41,364 --> 01:04:42,364
This isn't Dave.
1195
01:04:44,124 --> 01:04:44,424
Date
1196
01:04:44,694 --> 01:04:45,694
look.
1197
01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:48,114
Picked up the wrong
case at the airport.
1198
01:04:48,594 --> 01:04:49,074
Well.
1199
01:04:49,434 --> 01:04:50,514
Don't leave suddenly right.
1200
01:04:51,564 --> 01:04:52,564
To you it is.
1201
01:04:53,784 --> 01:04:54,174
Oh
1202
01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:55,014
there's Andrew
1203
01:04:55,254 --> 01:04:55,584
well.
1204
01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:57,944
Look at this way at
least he knows his lines.
1205
01:04:59,214 --> 01:05:00,564
Ladies and gentlemen
1206
01:05:00,744 --> 01:05:01,185
that a.
1207
01:05:01,576 --> 01:05:03,684
Man is cow day.
1208
01:05:04,704 --> 01:05:18,624
Thank you you're
a great audience.
1209
01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:20,584
Are they Dave.
1210
01:05:22,134 --> 01:05:23,134
He said the.
1211
01:05:23,904 --> 01:05:25,164
Is this a good audience.
1212
01:05:26,304 --> 01:05:27,304
Yeah.
1213
01:05:30,744 --> 01:05:30,854
I
1214
01:05:30,976 --> 01:05:31,976
like your hotel room.
1215
01:05:35,045 --> 01:05:36,045
As.
1216
01:05:36,273 --> 01:05:37,273
They've shown up at his
1217
01:05:37,524 --> 01:05:38,544
high school French again.
1218
01:05:40,374 --> 01:05:41,374
You were.
1219
01:05:42,474 --> 01:05:44,834
You were telling me before
your hotel room is kind of small.
1220
01:05:45,774 --> 01:05:46,944
How small is.
1221
01:05:47,904 --> 01:05:48,324
Way more.
1222
01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:50,694
Than what the French.
1223
01:05:51,744 --> 01:05:53,514
Jokes you're gonna lose a crowd.
1224
01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:58,134
They was telling me earlier
that his hotel room was so small.
1225
01:05:58,644 --> 01:05:59,730
That when it closes the door
1226
01:05:59,754 --> 01:06:01,234
the door knob gets
into bed with them.
1227
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:03,324
This.
1228
01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:04,944
Book was your spcc.
1229
01:06:07,194 --> 01:06:08,454
I apologize ladies in German.
1230
01:06:09,774 --> 01:06:10,774
We are.
1231
01:06:11,364 --> 01:06:13,674
Just came back from the
ventriloquist convention in Paris.
1232
01:06:14,784 --> 01:06:16,014
Mixed up in the luggage and.
1233
01:06:17,364 --> 01:06:18,834
I wound up with
a French partner.
1234
01:06:20,184 --> 01:06:21,664
I'm afraid i can't
go up with the act.
1235
01:06:22,284 --> 01:06:23,284
Excuse me.
1236
01:06:23,844 --> 01:06:25,104
I believe i can help.
1237
01:06:26,004 --> 01:06:28,434
I happened to have an
interpreter dummy with me.
1238
01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:31,164
But a break
1239
01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:32,634
would you come up here please.
1240
01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:34,864
Handmade German.
1241
01:06:41,094 --> 01:06:42,094
Vegas not Omaha.
1242
01:06:47,634 --> 01:06:49,194
Okay so tell me Dave.
1243
01:06:49,704 --> 01:06:50,754
Liebman ID.
1244
01:06:52,074 --> 01:06:53,274
My bed that day
1245
01:06:53,514 --> 01:06:54,564
drama belt yeah.
1246
01:06:55,104 --> 01:06:56,544
He says his name is not believe
1247
01:06:56,844 --> 01:06:57,844
it is.
1248
01:06:57,954 --> 01:06:59,154
Right Pierre.
1249
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,560
Tommy Pierre.
1250
01:07:02,124 --> 01:07:03,405
How do you like your hotel room.
1251
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,694
Normally bulk the Sharma.
1252
01:07:06,864 --> 01:07:07,864
Shyamalan.
1253
01:07:08,064 --> 01:07:08,424
Backpack
1254
01:07:08,544 --> 01:07:09,544
he didn't.
1255
01:07:09,624 --> 01:07:10,624
Get the battery.
1256
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,594
He says what to tell whom
1257
01:07:12,864 --> 01:07:16,584
he has not been outside the suitcase since
leaving base that was the straight line
1258
01:07:16,614 --> 01:07:18,024
doesn't even know
any hotel jokes.
1259
01:07:18,774 --> 01:07:21,264
Luna can say by the
black suit laser tag.
1260
01:07:22,224 --> 01:07:22,494
Party.
1261
01:07:23,190 --> 01:07:24,190
That is.
1262
01:07:24,234 --> 01:07:24,504
Just
1263
01:07:24,797 --> 01:07:25,974
nasty salir la.
1264
01:07:26,574 --> 01:07:29,414
Look i hate to break up this UN
debate but i'm trying to do an act here.
1265
01:07:29,904 --> 01:07:32,634
He says that he does
not do cheap bodily
1266
01:07:32,752 --> 01:07:33,144
jokes
1267
01:07:33,294 --> 01:07:35,784
but luckily the highest
form of character comedy.
1268
01:07:36,564 --> 01:07:38,424
Looked here i'm sorry
if this is beneath you
1269
01:07:38,664 --> 01:07:39,664
but we're not doing more
1270
01:07:39,886 --> 01:07:41,124
this audience wants some yaks.
1271
01:07:42,144 --> 01:07:43,144
X.
1272
01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:44,824
Yaks.
1273
01:07:54,324 --> 01:07:54,834
Calmest as
1274
01:07:54,954 --> 01:07:56,964
a kid Tuesday's
yeah plenty of he.
1275
01:07:57,354 --> 01:07:58,354
A Pamela.
1276
01:07:59,184 --> 01:08:00,184
How.
1277
01:08:00,894 --> 01:08:01,374
Do
1278
01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:01,772
i
1279
01:08:02,004 --> 01:08:03,004
feel about.
1280
01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:04,534
Wow.
1281
01:08:04,738 --> 01:08:06,488
That
1282
01:08:06,744 --> 01:08:07,464
was fun
1283
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:09,234
yeah.
1284
01:08:12,294 --> 01:08:13,294
Oh.
1285
01:08:13,824 --> 01:08:16,704
Yeah.
1286
01:08:19,224 --> 01:08:20,224
What else.
1287
01:08:37,105 --> 01:08:38,105
Numbers.
1288
01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:42,144
And that job.
1289
01:08:48,414 --> 01:08:49,414
Time.
1290
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,584
Got.
1291
01:08:57,174 --> 01:09:00,294
Video part and the guns are
prepared to defend borders.
1292
01:09:01,344 --> 01:09:21,504
And.
1293
01:09:32,724 --> 01:09:33,724
Gun captains
1294
01:09:33,774 --> 01:09:35,064
all the latest home videos.
1295
01:09:39,864 --> 01:09:40,864
Relax.
1296
01:09:40,974 --> 01:09:42,054
Help yourself mate.
1297
01:09:42,864 --> 01:09:44,634
Just full of video discs.
1298
01:09:45,534 --> 01:09:47,595
What good are
they can't report on
1299
01:09:47,754 --> 01:09:49,764
they're not compatible
with my system.
1300
01:10:03,894 --> 01:10:04,894
Future.
1301
01:10:05,424 --> 01:10:08,094
In.
1302
01:10:15,564 --> 01:10:16,644
Schools.
1303
01:10:17,664 --> 01:10:26,947
At.
1304
01:11:01,402 --> 01:11:02,992
I said i don't want
to be disturbed
1305
01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:03,652
breathing.
1306
01:11:04,072 --> 01:11:05,242
It's me Trent.
1307
01:11:05,902 --> 01:11:06,232
Trent.
1308
01:11:06,832 --> 01:11:07,852
I've been waiting for you
1309
01:11:08,122 --> 01:11:09,122
come in.
1310
01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:11,432
Terrific.
1311
01:11:12,248 --> 01:11:13,732
As soon as i
received your cable.
1312
01:11:16,432 --> 01:11:17,432
Good god Matt.
1313
01:11:18,472 --> 01:11:19,472
What happened.
1314
01:11:19,642 --> 01:11:20,362
I've done it Trent.
1315
01:11:20,662 --> 01:11:21,862
At long last I've done it.
1316
01:11:22,762 --> 01:11:25,432
I finally duplicated my
father's formula for invisibility.
1317
01:11:26,242 --> 01:11:29,152
After five years of injecting myself
with every chemical known to man.
1318
01:11:30,112 --> 01:11:31,112
But Griffin.
1319
01:11:31,192 --> 01:11:34,552
The invisibility formula turned
your father into a raving lunatic.
1320
01:11:35,212 --> 01:11:36,652
That's where I've
topped the old man.
1321
01:11:38,452 --> 01:11:39,492
I've been in the stuff for
1322
01:11:39,549 --> 01:11:40,102
a week now
1323
01:11:40,282 --> 01:11:41,572
and i'm still perfectly sane
1324
01:11:41,675 --> 01:11:43,432
yeah.
1325
01:11:44,512 --> 01:11:45,712
Rule the world with my secret.
1326
01:11:46,132 --> 01:11:46,462
Yeah
1327
01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:47,662
and I'll need you tent
1328
01:11:47,782 --> 01:11:49,132
i must have a visible partner.
1329
01:11:50,962 --> 01:11:53,062
I can tell by your
stumped expression
1330
01:11:53,332 --> 01:11:54,532
that you're pretty impressed.
1331
01:12:00,592 --> 01:12:01,592
Look mama.
1332
01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,292
No hands.
1333
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,842
I haven't come up with a reagent
to make my soap is what we did.
1334
01:12:09,412 --> 01:12:10,412
But what's the rush.
1335
01:12:10,672 --> 01:12:11,672
I'm having a ball.
1336
01:12:12,262 --> 01:12:13,402
Watch me closely.
1337
01:12:14,752 --> 01:12:16,072
We.
1338
01:12:17,482 --> 01:12:20,302
Oversee your shirt
may go for goal.
1339
01:12:23,152 --> 01:12:24,152
Ooh.
1340
01:12:24,532 --> 01:12:25,552
Pretty scary heart
1341
01:12:25,702 --> 01:12:27,682
ooh.
1342
01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:29,762
Wait till you see this.
1343
01:12:31,582 --> 01:12:32,582
No.
1344
01:12:32,812 --> 01:12:34,102
You don't have
to go all the way.
1345
01:12:36,292 --> 01:12:37,292
Yes.
1346
01:12:38,272 --> 01:12:39,272
I.
1347
01:12:39,832 --> 01:12:41,662
Just listened for the
sound of my voice.
1348
01:12:43,702 --> 01:12:45,502
Then you'll know
where i am at all times.
1349
01:12:46,672 --> 01:12:48,562
That is about three things.
1350
01:12:49,252 --> 01:12:52,012
Being visible is about that.
1351
01:12:58,192 --> 01:13:11,542
If you.
1352
01:13:11,902 --> 01:13:12,902
Go and get some help.
1353
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,222
I'll watch it here.
1354
01:13:18,262 --> 01:13:19,262
Cool.
1355
01:13:20,272 --> 01:13:27,944
In my.
1356
01:13:28,852 --> 01:13:31,132
App it must be a ghost in a
1357
01:13:31,342 --> 01:13:32,512
this is unreal.
1358
01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:35,192
I'm terribly sorry.
1359
01:13:36,352 --> 01:13:52,102
Then our Toyota is
1360
01:13:52,222 --> 01:13:53,222
here he is officer.
1361
01:13:54,022 --> 01:13:55,022
Take it easy with him.
1362
01:13:55,552 --> 01:13:56,902
He's not really danger tourists.
1363
01:13:57,592 --> 01:13:59,092
Come along quietly then gov.
1364
01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:00,992
You'll have to face
1365
01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:02,132
for.
1366
01:14:04,492 --> 01:14:05,492
Come along.
1367
01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,222
This one up
1368
01:14:07,522 --> 01:14:08,522
going.
1369
01:14:09,018 --> 01:14:10,582
In the case of.
1370
01:14:11,002 --> 01:14:12,022
Don't touch me there.
1371
01:14:13,072 --> 01:14:26,632
As.
1372
01:14:28,192 --> 01:14:32,962
We now return to our feature
starring Greta Van zandt and Lyle Talbot.
1373
01:14:33,292 --> 01:14:35,212
There will be no
further interruptions.
1374
01:14:36,352 --> 01:14:48,352
It looks like the remains
of some ancient culture.
1375
01:14:50,242 --> 01:14:53,062
Steve i said some things
back there that i shouldn't have.
1376
01:14:53,902 --> 01:14:54,382
Anyway.
1377
01:14:54,922 --> 01:14:56,692
Thanks for saving
me from that dinosaur
1378
01:14:56,872 --> 01:14:57,382
forget it.
1379
01:14:57,862 --> 01:14:58,132
Hey.
1380
01:14:58,522 --> 01:14:59,882
Would you get a
load of this joint.
1381
01:15:04,222 --> 01:15:05,752
This drone is still warm.
1382
01:15:13,912 --> 01:15:14,912
Are you going.
1383
01:15:15,472 --> 01:15:17,122
I forgot something
back on the show.
1384
01:15:18,892 --> 01:15:19,912
I forgot to stay there.
1385
01:15:26,962 --> 01:15:30,172
Experiencing technical
difficulties please stand by.
1386
01:15:32,731 --> 01:15:34,192
You're experiencing tech.
1387
01:15:39,532 --> 01:15:42,052
I demand that you
set us free queen Lara.
1388
01:15:42,652 --> 01:15:45,082
We are on an official
mission from the planet earth.
1389
01:15:46,312 --> 01:15:47,312
Planet earth
1390
01:15:47,392 --> 01:15:50,332
is that what you call that
pitiful ball hanging in the sky.
1391
01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:55,342
You wouldn't say that if you saw Jane
Russell the Brooklyn Dodgers silence swine.
1392
01:15:56,122 --> 01:15:58,132
Or you will suffer the
same fate as your friend.
1393
01:15:58,882 --> 01:16:02,152
I intend to file a protest
in the death of blackie.
1394
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,402
He dared to enter
the sacred temple
1395
01:16:04,612 --> 01:16:06,322
and steal the
precious moonstones
1396
01:16:06,772 --> 01:16:06,952
but
1397
01:16:07,072 --> 01:16:10,642
feeding him to giant spiders without
the benefit of counsel is not the way we do
1398
01:16:10,642 --> 01:16:11,642
things in america.
1399
01:16:12,592 --> 01:16:14,689
I.
1400
01:16:17,512 --> 01:16:21,292
Boy i never thought i'd be so miserable
surrounded by beautiful dames.
1401
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,542
The gags which were
in enough trouble.
1402
01:16:25,312 --> 01:16:26,312
She looks.
1403
01:16:26,742 --> 01:16:28,312
Like she's never
seen a man before.
1404
01:16:28,822 --> 01:16:29,932
She has it.
1405
01:16:31,252 --> 01:16:32,272
Have you asked the beta.
1406
01:16:33,952 --> 01:16:34,952
No my queen.
1407
01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:37,262
What am i good for.
1408
01:16:38,272 --> 01:16:38,692
Yeah
1409
01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:40,912
i'm pretty good in the
backseat of a studebaker
1410
01:16:41,182 --> 01:16:42,182
she.
1411
01:16:43,012 --> 01:16:43,522
Men
1412
01:16:43,672 --> 01:16:44,782
are useless.
1413
01:16:45,352 --> 01:16:46,352
By correct.
1414
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:49,312
No woman is complete
without a man.
1415
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:52,942
You see commando Nelson.
1416
01:16:53,512 --> 01:16:55,642
Twelve thousand gamma spans ago.
1417
01:16:56,062 --> 01:16:57,062
Gamma spam.
1418
01:16:57,651 --> 01:17:00,112
One unit of time roughly
equivalent to your earth year.
1419
01:17:00,712 --> 01:17:01,712
Anyway.
1420
01:17:02,092 --> 01:17:04,912
All men were banished from the
lunar surface because they couldn't.
1421
01:17:06,202 --> 01:17:07,882
For one hundred
and thirty one years
1422
01:17:08,152 --> 01:17:09,742
this great institution
1423
01:17:09,922 --> 01:17:12,022
has amassed what
many consider to be
1424
01:17:12,232 --> 01:17:14,932
the finest collection of
art anywhere in the world
1425
01:17:15,352 --> 01:17:16,352
and now.
1426
01:17:16,672 --> 01:17:18,982
It can all be yours.
1427
01:17:19,582 --> 01:17:22,222
We've lost our lease.
1428
01:17:23,002 --> 01:17:23,602
That's right
1429
01:17:23,872 --> 01:17:25,012
everything must go.
1430
01:17:25,342 --> 01:17:26,752
From the old masters of Europe
1431
01:17:26,932 --> 01:17:29,272
to the conceptual
artists of today so.
1432
01:17:29,752 --> 01:17:30,982
We're talking rembrandts
1433
01:17:31,162 --> 01:17:32,162
buffett shelley's
1434
01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:32,842
Gauguin
1435
01:17:32,962 --> 01:17:34,402
says that Matisse
1436
01:17:34,522 --> 01:17:37,432
renoir and the
chairman of the boat.
1437
01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:39,542
Nor do.
1438
01:17:39,682 --> 01:17:40,102
I think.
1439
01:17:40,642 --> 01:17:42,322
This Egyptian sarcophagus
1440
01:17:42,562 --> 01:17:44,872
from the dynasty of
ramses the second
1441
01:17:45,082 --> 01:17:47,332
appraised at
fourteen million dollars
1442
01:17:47,542 --> 01:17:48,442
our price
1443
01:17:48,562 --> 01:17:50,092
nineteen ninety five
1444
01:17:50,302 --> 01:17:53,122
buy now and we'll
toss in free of charge
1445
01:17:53,332 --> 01:17:56,422
the original declaration
of independence
1446
01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:58,672
and you might
expect to pay millions
1447
01:17:58,792 --> 01:17:59,792
for this document
1448
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,702
that shaped a great nation
1449
01:18:01,882 --> 01:18:03,142
but it's yours free.
1450
01:18:03,502 --> 01:18:07,342
This fine parchment will
enhance any den or playroom
1451
01:18:07,522 --> 01:18:08,002
and
1452
01:18:08,122 --> 01:18:09,292
you can have some
1453
01:18:09,472 --> 01:18:10,582
fun with your friends
1454
01:18:10,762 --> 01:18:12,232
by adding your own name
1455
01:18:12,442 --> 01:18:14,692
along with the original signers
1456
01:18:14,842 --> 01:18:15,232
remember
1457
01:18:15,502 --> 01:18:17,452
the Cosmopolitan museum of art.
1458
01:18:17,962 --> 01:18:19,252
Every Van gogh go.
1459
01:18:19,582 --> 01:18:20,582
Must go.
1460
01:18:21,472 --> 01:18:41,632
And.
1461
01:18:47,422 --> 01:18:48,562
Very brown.
1462
01:18:49,522 --> 01:18:50,522
Yes.
1463
01:18:51,022 --> 01:18:51,802
Sit down
1464
01:18:52,012 --> 01:18:53,012
Mary brown.
1465
01:18:58,882 --> 01:19:00,022
Thank you doctor.
1466
01:19:01,792 --> 01:19:02,792
Mary.
1467
01:19:02,842 --> 01:19:05,212
I've been going over your tests.
1468
01:19:06,472 --> 01:19:07,822
How did a nice girl.
1469
01:19:08,122 --> 01:19:09,122
Like you.
1470
01:19:09,262 --> 01:19:10,492
Come to contract.
1471
01:19:10,882 --> 01:19:12,472
A social disease.
1472
01:19:13,552 --> 01:19:15,622
Then my worst
fears are confirmed.
1473
01:19:16,912 --> 01:19:18,202
Oh the shame of it.
1474
01:19:19,732 --> 01:19:20,732
No no.
1475
01:19:21,592 --> 01:19:22,972
You are unclean.
1476
01:19:24,982 --> 01:19:25,982
But.
1477
01:19:26,242 --> 01:19:28,042
There's always hope.
1478
01:19:30,322 --> 01:19:31,222
Tell me
1479
01:19:31,342 --> 01:19:32,992
how you went astray.
1480
01:19:33,412 --> 01:19:34,412
Tell me.
1481
01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:38,612
I want to.
1482
01:19:39,472 --> 01:19:40,522
Erie contest.
1483
01:19:41,332 --> 01:19:42,332
Here in Iowa.
1484
01:19:43,042 --> 01:19:44,602
I thought i'd try my luck.
1485
01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:46,849
New York.
1486
01:19:47,872 --> 01:19:51,472
It wasn't like Iowa at all.
1487
01:19:51,982 --> 01:19:52,982
And then.
1488
01:19:53,152 --> 01:19:53,662
I met a
1489
01:19:53,812 --> 01:19:55,132
theatrical agent.
1490
01:19:55,822 --> 01:19:59,272
Gosh that sure is different than
the sas gorilla we have back home
1491
01:19:59,452 --> 01:20:00,452
whether we like it.
1492
01:20:01,061 --> 01:20:02,061
After i.
1493
01:20:02,782 --> 01:20:03,782
Got married.
1494
01:20:04,222 --> 01:20:06,202
I didn't get you up here
to dish out a lot of ui.
1495
01:20:06,652 --> 01:20:08,992
Oh that's alright i
already had lunch.
1496
01:20:09,442 --> 01:20:13,042
You'll see there's a social side to
this business we call show now.
1497
01:20:13,492 --> 01:20:14,572
Let me see your games.
1498
01:20:15,712 --> 01:20:16,712
Why.
1499
01:20:17,152 --> 01:20:20,152
I was.
1500
01:20:21,352 --> 01:20:21,592
So.
1501
01:20:21,952 --> 01:20:22,952
Excited.
1502
01:20:23,872 --> 01:20:26,122
When he told me he
could spot fresh talent
1503
01:20:26,482 --> 01:20:28,372
and sent me to see a
colleague of his name.
1504
01:20:30,502 --> 01:20:32,002
Turned out to be a wild
1505
01:20:32,122 --> 01:20:33,122
party.
1506
01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,542
Dunk your whiskers
in this sister.
1507
01:20:39,742 --> 01:20:42,502
You guys sure like your
sass perilla in this town.
1508
01:20:44,692 --> 01:20:47,032
Shut your trap Rob
boucher years of.
1509
01:20:48,112 --> 01:20:50,032
It's ask me a big.
1510
01:20:50,452 --> 01:20:50,752
Cat.
1511
01:20:51,142 --> 01:20:54,322
That was my first exposure
to new York intellectuals.
1512
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:56,852
Gee whiz.
1513
01:20:57,172 --> 01:20:59,542
My first sophisticated
new York party.
1514
01:21:00,442 --> 01:21:01,792
Which one is Cole Porter.
1515
01:21:04,538 --> 01:21:08,378
When you realized that your
body had been rendered impure.
1516
01:21:09,638 --> 01:21:10,638
What did you do.
1517
01:21:11,648 --> 01:21:12,908
I made another
1518
01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:14,168
foolish London.
1519
01:21:15,248 --> 01:21:17,528
I married my high
school sweetheart can.
1520
01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:18,428
We
1521
01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:23,168
shameful affliction was
exposed at last when
1522
01:21:23,168 --> 01:21:24,674
Ken began showing
symptoms of the disease.
1523
01:21:24,698 --> 01:21:25,698
By honey.
1524
01:21:25,928 --> 01:21:26,928
I'm going to work.
1525
01:21:27,068 --> 01:21:28,068
Goodbye.
1526
01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,668
I.
1527
01:21:31,808 --> 01:21:32,378
Can
1528
01:21:32,618 --> 01:21:33,818
what's wrong.
1529
01:21:34,928 --> 01:21:35,928
Nice.
1530
01:21:36,608 --> 01:21:38,558
Had my sinful ways
caught up with me.
1531
01:21:39,008 --> 01:21:41,918
Had i inflicted Ken
with my secret shame.
1532
01:21:44,498 --> 01:21:44,828
Vision.
1533
01:21:45,188 --> 01:21:46,688
Began to affect his work.
1534
01:21:47,888 --> 01:21:56,798
Though today's reckless youth.
1535
01:21:57,278 --> 01:21:57,848
With your
1536
01:21:58,058 --> 01:22:01,178
fast roadsters and
your rumble seats.
1537
01:22:01,778 --> 01:22:05,138
I want to show you something
Mary brown for your own good.
1538
01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:09,428
Take a look at the germs that
have ravaged your system.
1539
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:20,738
Problem now with
me to the clinic.
1540
01:22:30,008 --> 01:22:31,748
What you are going to see here.
1541
01:22:32,108 --> 01:22:33,188
Is not pleasant.
1542
01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:36,818
I didn't realize we
had such specialized.
1543
01:22:38,048 --> 01:22:40,358
When science is on the march.
1544
01:22:40,718 --> 01:22:42,608
Nothing can stand in his way.
1545
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,288
Eu is that pitiful creature.
1546
01:22:54,248 --> 01:22:55,248
Pizza.
1547
01:22:56,018 --> 01:22:57,218
Pizza first troubles
1548
01:22:57,368 --> 01:22:59,228
with smoking cigarettes and
1549
01:22:59,378 --> 01:23:00,518
drinking beer were.
1550
01:23:03,338 --> 01:23:03,668
Back
1551
01:23:03,908 --> 01:23:05,078
we don't have any cigarettes.
1552
01:23:07,868 --> 01:23:08,868
I've seen enough.
1553
01:23:13,298 --> 01:23:15,787
Resist temptation
or you may end up
1554
01:23:15,998 --> 01:23:16,998
like people.
1555
01:23:17,408 --> 01:23:18,408
And marry.
1556
01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:37,328
Hello
1557
01:23:37,568 --> 01:23:38,168
Henry silva.
1558
01:23:38,588 --> 01:23:41,858
Ever since the ocean liner Titanic
sunk on her maiden voyage and ninety.
1559
01:23:42,698 --> 01:23:43,698
People have asked.
1560
01:23:44,018 --> 01:23:45,018
How did it happen.
1561
01:23:45,968 --> 01:23:47,948
I
1562
01:23:48,218 --> 01:23:48,698
joined me.
1563
01:23:49,148 --> 01:23:50,148
I'd be dramatically.
1564
01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:53,378
Frank ocean liner.
1565
01:23:54,128 --> 01:23:55,128
Titanic.
1566
01:23:57,668 --> 01:23:58,668
Ocean or not.
1567
01:23:59,318 --> 01:24:00,318
You'll be the judge.
1568
01:24:00,548 --> 01:24:01,548
Here on this stage.
1569
01:24:12,098 --> 01:24:12,788
What do you say we
1570
01:24:13,088 --> 01:24:14,378
go park out by the lake.
1571
01:24:15,248 --> 01:24:16,408
My glands are out of control.
1572
01:24:17,408 --> 01:24:18,408
Well.
1573
01:24:18,818 --> 01:24:19,818
Okay Georgie.
1574
01:24:20,378 --> 01:24:21,378
But are you prepared.
1575
01:24:21,908 --> 01:24:24,308
I've been preparing
myself for seventeen years.
1576
01:24:24,938 --> 01:24:26,138
That's not what i meant.
1577
01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:29,888
Pullovers at drugstore.
1578
01:24:45,698 --> 01:24:46,698
Majority.
1579
01:24:51,698 --> 01:24:53,408
Make sure you ask for titans.
1580
01:24:54,008 --> 01:24:55,028
Those are the best.
1581
01:25:04,358 --> 01:25:06,158
Hello George how are you.
1582
01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:09,578
Behind the shower i
didn't think you work nights.
1583
01:25:09,908 --> 01:25:10,328
My
1584
01:25:10,508 --> 01:25:11,618
nightmare took shape
1585
01:25:11,858 --> 01:25:12,858
what can i do for you.
1586
01:25:13,088 --> 01:25:14,978
We're having a sale
on shaving cream.
1587
01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:18,608
What am i saying are not
old enough to shave yet.
1588
01:25:19,064 --> 01:25:20,258
Haven't changed since march.
1589
01:25:20,828 --> 01:25:21,038
But.
1590
01:25:21,368 --> 01:25:21,758
Hey.
1591
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,923
I'm better call your mom right now in fact
her for the preserves she brought over.
1592
01:25:26,438 --> 01:25:26,828
Now.
1593
01:25:27,218 --> 01:25:28,218
I mean.
1594
01:25:28,388 --> 01:25:28,568
I
1595
01:25:28,748 --> 01:25:29,748
mean don't bother.
1596
01:25:30,128 --> 01:25:31,178
I'll give him the message
1597
01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:32,298
before you.
1598
01:25:33,458 --> 01:25:34,868
I bet i know what you want.
1599
01:25:36,038 --> 01:25:37,038
You do.
1600
01:25:37,268 --> 01:25:38,948
Sure i was young once.
1601
01:25:40,928 --> 01:25:41,978
Licorice sticks.
1602
01:25:42,698 --> 01:25:44,258
Came in fresh this morning.
1603
01:25:45,128 --> 01:25:47,108
Mr gower i'm
seventeen years old.
1604
01:25:48,128 --> 01:25:48,638
Already.
1605
01:25:49,148 --> 01:25:52,598
Seems like only yesterday your
mom around here buying talc.
1606
01:25:53,168 --> 01:25:54,168
Powder your.
1607
01:25:54,218 --> 01:25:55,218
Bottom.
1608
01:25:55,808 --> 01:25:56,808
Yeah.
1609
01:25:57,008 --> 01:25:57,428
I.
1610
01:25:57,938 --> 01:25:58,938
Look.
1611
01:26:02,588 --> 01:26:03,588
Never mind.
1612
01:26:04,268 --> 01:26:05,268
Thanks.
1613
01:26:22,334 --> 01:26:23,858
Almost forgot what
i came in fourth.
1614
01:26:24,758 --> 01:26:26,046
Tube of toothpaste and
1615
01:26:26,168 --> 01:26:27,168
boxes.
1616
01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:29,058
Toothpaste in the wash.
1617
01:26:30,398 --> 01:26:30,878
Boxed
1618
01:26:31,148 --> 01:26:32,148
titans.
1619
01:26:32,423 --> 01:26:34,088
Have to speak up George
1620
01:26:34,298 --> 01:26:36,308
titans i want a box of titan
1621
01:26:36,518 --> 01:26:37,518
condo.
1622
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,198
George.
1623
01:26:42,188 --> 01:26:43,188
I just think
1624
01:26:43,268 --> 01:26:44,648
you were an altar boy.
1625
01:27:02,018 --> 01:27:03,608
You did say titans.
1626
01:27:04,388 --> 01:27:06,158
Only about four times.
1627
01:27:07,328 --> 01:27:08,328
Thanks for Chicago.
1628
01:27:31,089 --> 01:27:33,188
Rupert gang president
of fighting condoms
1629
01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:34,458
graduation.
1630
01:27:35,168 --> 01:27:37,718
Are our one billionth
customer better.
1631
01:27:38,768 --> 01:27:42,788
Thanks but i really
gotta go for that
1632
01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:45,638
we've been planning this for
months it's really not necessary
1633
01:27:46,058 --> 01:27:47,058
to have a charge.
1634
01:27:47,258 --> 01:27:49,028
How long have you
been using our five.
1635
01:27:49,628 --> 01:27:50,628
Product.
1636
01:27:51,248 --> 01:27:53,468
Stupid to say i never
use anything else.
1637
01:27:53,828 --> 01:27:56,084
Are you getting all of this you're
not going to use my name or
1638
01:27:56,108 --> 01:27:57,548
the modesty i like it.
1639
01:27:57,908 --> 01:28:00,428
You could gift items that
wholesome image we're looking for
1640
01:28:00,548 --> 01:28:01,948
do you know what
you're doing to me.
1641
01:28:02,907 --> 01:28:05,768
Going to know about this you'll
be a household name George
1642
01:28:06,008 --> 01:28:07,008
just like bip.
1643
01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:08,558
Type mascot.
1644
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,928
Autograph a box for me.
1645
01:28:16,418 --> 01:28:17,418
George.
1646
01:28:19,003 --> 01:28:21,428
More good news
George even as we speak
1647
01:28:21,608 --> 01:28:24,818
your parents are racing here
to join you in your moment of.
1648
01:28:25,298 --> 01:28:25,868
Trial.
1649
01:28:26,318 --> 01:28:27,318
Period so you know.
1650
01:28:27,908 --> 01:28:30,841
My name is supposed to have the
car make sure you airbrush out exactly.
1651
01:28:31,328 --> 01:28:31,718
George.
1652
01:28:32,228 --> 01:28:33,608
As a token of our thanks
1653
01:28:33,878 --> 01:28:37,538
we'd like you to have
this lifetime supply of titan
1654
01:28:37,649 --> 01:28:38,649
thank you.
1655
01:28:39,728 --> 01:28:40,728
This one.
1656
01:28:41,408 --> 01:28:43,778
I like.
1657
01:28:44,138 --> 01:28:45,158
George but i can tell
1658
01:28:45,308 --> 01:28:46,308
you're as excited.
1659
01:28:46,808 --> 01:28:47,588
As you begin this
1660
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,928
your year long
reign as our titan.
1661
01:29:09,098 --> 01:29:13,838
Now the exciting conclusion
of the nineteen fifty five feature.
1662
01:29:14,288 --> 01:29:17,288
Amazon women of the moon.
1663
01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:20,648
There will be no further
commercial interruptions.
1664
01:29:21,128 --> 01:29:21,578
Bullshit.
1665
01:29:22,088 --> 01:29:23,088
Or not.
1666
01:29:23,888 --> 01:29:26,018
I.
1667
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:40,458
Oh.
1668
01:29:44,138 --> 01:29:44,299
You
1669
01:29:44,408 --> 01:29:44,468
to.
1670
01:29:45,158 --> 01:29:46,158
Be like this.
1671
01:29:47,018 --> 01:29:48,098
Come back to earth with me.
1672
01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:51,908
We could have a little house
on the base couple of kids.
1673
01:29:52,928 --> 01:29:55,168
Of course you'd have to live
on a space commander salary.
1674
01:29:57,428 --> 01:29:58,778
You make it sound so.
1675
01:29:59,948 --> 01:30:00,948
Right.
1676
01:30:02,588 --> 01:30:03,038
I cut the.
1677
01:30:03,428 --> 01:30:03,698
Tourist
1678
01:30:03,938 --> 01:30:03,998
at
1679
01:30:04,178 --> 01:30:04,298
the
1680
01:30:04,598 --> 01:30:05,378
sky high
1681
01:30:05,558 --> 01:30:06,558
yes luck.
1682
01:30:07,718 --> 01:30:09,608
The amount of demon is angry
1683
01:30:09,927 --> 01:30:11,168
and that ain't just heartburn.
1684
01:30:11,528 --> 01:30:12,528
We haven't got much time.
1685
01:30:12,848 --> 01:30:13,848
Let's go.
1686
01:30:28,118 --> 01:30:28,388
Rock.
1687
01:30:28,868 --> 01:30:29,868
Alright.
1688
01:30:30,608 --> 01:30:32,289
We got back to earth
i'm going to show you.
1689
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:57,708
Saint yourself.
1690
01:30:59,408 --> 01:30:59,628
I would.
1691
01:31:00,004 --> 01:31:01,178
Enjoy yours without you.
1692
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:27,106
Twelve seconds before.
1693
01:31:29,256 --> 01:31:30,256
Fire retros.
1694
01:31:31,056 --> 01:31:32,766
And
1695
01:31:33,036 --> 01:31:34,036
she will turn on.
1696
01:31:44,106 --> 01:31:45,106
Synth that had.
1697
01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:37,666
Got a new home.
1698
01:32:48,608 --> 01:32:49,608
Adults called sports.
1699
01:32:56,076 --> 01:32:57,076
First less.
1700
01:33:14,912 --> 01:33:15,912
Hope you have.
1701
01:33:42,066 --> 01:33:42,456
Yeah you
1702
01:33:42,606 --> 01:33:43,606
come here.
1703
01:33:49,116 --> 01:33:50,116
Yeah.
1704
01:33:50,616 --> 01:33:51,616
Saturday night.
1705
01:33:55,206 --> 01:33:56,206
Yeah.
1706
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:57,256
Ain't got a date.
1707
01:34:00,186 --> 01:34:01,186
What's your name kid.
1708
01:34:02,346 --> 01:34:03,346
Re.
1709
01:34:03,636 --> 01:34:04,636
Re.
1710
01:35:11,076 --> 01:35:12,076
As you can see i mean.
1711
01:35:19,836 --> 01:35:20,836
You know what i mean.
1712
01:36:18,617 --> 01:36:19,617
Years.
1713
01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:50,596
Dirty.
1714
01:36:50,766 --> 01:36:51,216
Baggy.
1715
01:36:51,636 --> 01:36:53,676
What are you doing here
i thought you were out of.
1716
01:36:54,966 --> 01:36:55,285
Did you
1717
01:36:55,438 --> 01:36:56,438
think.
1718
01:36:57,456 --> 01:37:00,426
I expected a little
more from you ray.
1719
01:37:02,212 --> 01:37:04,806
You think i care
about a loser like ray.
1720
01:37:05,856 --> 01:37:06,006
I
1721
01:37:06,156 --> 01:37:07,386
did it to hurt you
1722
01:37:07,806 --> 01:37:08,436
to hurt me
1723
01:37:08,646 --> 01:37:09,426
well your cheat
1724
01:37:09,576 --> 01:37:11,196
days are over street meat.
1725
01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,236
Why don't you do that yeah
1726
01:37:13,536 --> 01:37:14,826
i'm gonna teach you
1727
01:37:15,276 --> 01:37:15,516
and
1728
01:37:15,786 --> 01:37:17,856
they don't know
nothing wimp a lesson
1729
01:37:18,096 --> 01:37:19,536
that's what i'm
doing with the god.
1730
01:37:21,216 --> 01:37:22,216
I love you i.
1731
01:37:22,896 --> 01:37:23,166
Love.
1732
01:37:23,826 --> 01:37:25,506
You all and that guy
enjoyed going up.
1733
01:37:27,576 --> 01:37:27,966
We're
1734
01:37:28,266 --> 01:37:29,826
you're history sherrie.
1735
01:37:36,576 --> 01:37:37,926
Satisfied re.
1736
01:37:39,216 --> 01:37:40,216
Happy now.
1737
01:37:40,326 --> 01:37:41,326
Buddy.
1738
01:37:41,496 --> 01:37:42,396
Well you're gonna have to
1739
01:37:42,516 --> 01:37:44,406
live with that guilt
for the rest of your life.
1740
01:37:45,726 --> 01:37:46,886
And you know what else right.
1741
01:37:48,754 --> 01:37:49,926
Gonna have to live with
1742
01:37:50,046 --> 01:37:51,046
this too.
1743
01:37:56,466 --> 01:37:57,946
You'd have the
right to remain silent.
1744
01:37:59,335 --> 01:38:01,656
You give up the right to
remain silent anything you say
1745
01:38:01,806 --> 01:38:03,806
can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
1746
01:38:04,026 --> 01:38:06,876
You have the right to speak with an attorney
and have an attorney present at the time
1747
01:38:06,876 --> 01:38:07,876
of question.
1748
01:38:09,306 --> 01:38:10,306
I was at.
1749
01:38:12,486 --> 01:38:14,046
She caught my eye.
1750
01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:34,446
Blame it on the bossa.
1751
01:38:57,366 --> 01:38:58,476
Blame it on the bus and.
1752
01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:43,846
How's.
1753
01:39:45,456 --> 01:39:46,456
War two.
1754
01:40:09,996 --> 01:40:12,036
Are your parties
dull and boring.
1755
01:40:13,446 --> 01:40:17,196
Well why not live in them up with the
snack food that's sweeping america.
1756
01:40:19,450 --> 01:40:20,046
Bad day
1757
01:40:20,256 --> 01:40:21,516
it has such a unique flavor
1758
01:40:21,816 --> 01:40:23,676
it's more than just an ordinary
1759
01:40:23,946 --> 01:40:24,946
table.
1760
01:40:24,996 --> 01:40:25,996
Watch.
1761
01:40:30,966 --> 01:40:32,895
Know i never saw it
advertised to do that.
1762
01:40:33,336 --> 01:40:35,616
Never tried silly
pat tape before.
1763
01:40:36,186 --> 01:40:37,422
The parties.
1764
01:40:38,106 --> 01:40:39,106
Saturated fat.
1765
01:40:42,871 --> 01:40:44,212
Picks up your favorite
1766
01:40:44,420 --> 01:40:45,420
strip.
1767
01:40:46,626 --> 01:40:47,626
Doonesbury.
1768
01:40:52,848 --> 01:40:56,436
Yes you'll never have a dull
lifeless party again with silly.
1769
01:40:57,606 --> 01:40:58,606
Silly.
1770
01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:02,466
Available in all fine gourmet
shops and toy stores everywhere.
1771
01:42:28,492 --> 01:42:30,172
This is bb king saying
1772
01:42:30,352 --> 01:42:31,762
won't you please give
1773
01:42:31,912 --> 01:42:33,622
so that Don salmon to hear
1774
01:42:34,042 --> 01:42:36,892
and so many other members
of society can become
1775
01:42:37,102 --> 01:42:38,272
er yeah.
1776
01:42:38,649 --> 01:42:41,452
I like to run a couple
compatibility check.
1777
01:42:44,692 --> 01:42:45,692
Where do i go.
1778
01:42:47,962 --> 01:42:48,962
Usually.
1779
01:42:49,642 --> 01:42:52,282
There's a social side to
this business records show.
1780
01:42:52,672 --> 01:42:52,972
That.
1781
01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:54,542
Let me see you again
1782
01:42:54,742 --> 01:42:55,742
soon.
1783
01:42:56,182 --> 01:42:56,632
What.
1784
01:42:57,022 --> 01:43:01,852
Your stems are hd your
upholstery let's take a gander.
1785
01:43:02,692 --> 01:43:03,802
Gee whiz.
1786
01:43:04,222 --> 01:43:06,742
My first sophisticated
new York party.
1787
01:43:07,978 --> 01:43:08,978
So.
1788
01:43:22,162 --> 01:43:22,612
Reducing
1789
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:24,782
embarrassment level by
not doing manual dexterity.
1790
01:43:25,192 --> 01:43:26,192
Okay.
1791
01:43:27,592 --> 01:43:28,592
Ready.
1792
01:43:34,109 --> 01:43:35,109
Shop.
1793
01:43:35,242 --> 01:43:40,162
Pizza first troubles
were with smoking
1794
01:43:40,162 --> 01:43:42,002
cigarettes and drinking
beer weren't they Pete.
1795
01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:43,852
Get back
1796
01:43:44,152 --> 01:43:45,892
to back we don't
have any cigarettes.
1797
01:43:47,752 --> 01:43:48,752
Sad isn't it.
1798
01:43:51,862 --> 01:43:52,862
Though he doesn't.
1799
01:44:01,733 --> 01:44:01,972
Great.
1800
01:44:02,362 --> 01:44:03,362
Of.
1801
01:44:04,132 --> 01:44:05,132
Bullshit or not.
1802
01:44:05,662 --> 01:44:06,662
Bullshit or not.
1803
01:44:07,342 --> 01:44:08,342
Bull shit.
1804
01:44:09,232 --> 01:44:10,232
Or not.
1805
01:44:11,152 --> 01:44:13,964
I don't want to talk about movies anymore
i don't want to talk about the good movies
1806
01:44:13,988 --> 01:44:14,692
i can't stand that
1807
01:44:14,842 --> 01:44:17,202
tend to make me vomit and i
don't like you very much either.
1808
01:44:17,302 --> 01:44:17,482
I've
1809
01:44:17,662 --> 01:44:18,862
been meaning to tell you that.
1810
01:44:19,162 --> 01:44:22,042
I'm glad that finally found
it in yourself to be honest
1811
01:44:22,192 --> 01:44:23,002
i must tell you one thing
1812
01:44:23,212 --> 01:44:25,612
i'm not trying to hurt your
feelings but you smell bad doing.
1813
01:44:26,332 --> 01:44:29,422
Music it's skunk smells his
own hole first is that right expat
1814
01:44:29,692 --> 01:44:30,812
never heard that expression.
1815
01:44:30,982 --> 01:44:31,642
You're from it was
1816
01:44:31,858 --> 01:44:32,062
as
1817
01:44:32,324 --> 01:44:32,722
one of those
1818
01:44:32,992 --> 01:44:33,992
classic records
1819
01:44:34,192 --> 01:44:35,392
yeah that's right a group then
1820
01:44:35,482 --> 01:44:37,102
you just fall off
the turnip truck.
1821
01:44:37,732 --> 01:44:40,492
Well knows last Wednesday i
said i felt like when did you fall.
1822
01:44:41,632 --> 01:44:44,722
I was driving a man i was trying to run
you over that isn't this man's a dunno why
1823
01:44:44,722 --> 01:44:45,722
the fuck.
1824
01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:50,752
Year of nineteen eighty
will be remembered.
1825
01:44:51,142 --> 01:44:54,292
As the year an American
first set foot on the moon.
1826
01:44:55,012 --> 01:44:56,012
You get that.
1827
01:44:56,752 --> 01:44:58,762
Yeah.
1828
01:45:07,497 --> 01:45:08,497
Regalia is a
1829
01:45:08,542 --> 01:45:10,492
dead monkey on
board the chopper.
1830
01:45:11,992 --> 01:45:13,632
Are allergic pressure
in the atom chamber.
1831
01:45:14,870 --> 01:45:15,870
Which the emergency.
1832
01:45:16,222 --> 01:45:17,222
Produced by line.
1833
01:45:17,332 --> 01:45:18,332
Alright.
1834
01:45:19,072 --> 01:45:20,837
Chamber's losing
pressure you can't believe it
1835
01:45:20,861 --> 01:45:21,861
it turned quickly
1836
01:45:22,012 --> 01:45:22,282
it looked.
1837
01:45:23,027 --> 01:45:24,027
Back.
1838
01:45:24,352 --> 01:45:26,332
It's ok
1839
01:45:26,752 --> 01:45:27,752
and ok.
1840
01:45:28,672 --> 01:45:28,822
I.
1841
01:45:29,422 --> 01:45:30,422
Had to go back.
1842
01:45:32,094 --> 01:45:32,602
I go back
1843
01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:33,720
to the jerk.
1844
01:45:40,832 --> 01:45:41,832
Important thing.
1845
01:46:06,712 --> 01:46:07,712
Co.
1846
01:46:07,912 --> 01:46:08,912
Two.
1847
01:46:10,312 --> 01:46:11,312
Ajit.
1848
01:46:14,512 --> 01:46:15,952
Yeah.
1849
01:46:19,792 --> 01:46:22,132
Tonight ladies and gentlemen
yeah it's gone again.
1850
01:46:22,612 --> 01:46:23,724
We pay homage to
1851
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:24,840
luckily.
1852
01:46:24,922 --> 01:46:26,092
We're here tonight.
1853
01:46:26,602 --> 01:46:28,042
To pay honor to.
1854
01:46:28,432 --> 01:46:29,432
Hobby bitten it.
1855
01:46:30,922 --> 01:46:32,482
See i'm a little nervous because
1856
01:46:32,782 --> 01:46:35,032
i just found out
that hobbies doctor
1857
01:46:35,212 --> 01:46:35,602
out.
1858
01:46:35,992 --> 01:46:36,992
God damn.
1859
01:46:39,712 --> 01:46:41,782
Go back to go back
to the two today.
1860
01:46:42,202 --> 01:46:43,202
Today.
1861
01:46:43,762 --> 01:46:44,762
The today show.
1862
01:46:45,472 --> 01:46:47,422
I take that back.
1863
01:46:48,592 --> 01:46:52,432
I keeps lifting.
1864
01:46:55,612 --> 01:46:56,612
Hobbit always.
1865
01:46:57,082 --> 01:46:58,702
I know that hobby at all.
1866
01:47:00,352 --> 01:47:01,352
Go back to day
1867
01:47:01,582 --> 01:47:02,582
and.
1868
01:47:03,382 --> 01:47:03,802
To me.
1869
01:47:04,222 --> 01:47:05,542
Go back yeah go back to you.
1870
01:47:06,352 --> 01:47:07,352
Is it on the spot.
1871
01:47:08,272 --> 01:47:12,712
I got this from the hind leg of a dog i
go by a tree in this whole site goes up in
1872
01:47:12,712 --> 01:47:13,712
the air.
1873
01:47:14,902 --> 01:47:16,012
Can't you hear me.
1874
01:47:17,602 --> 01:47:19,082
You want me to a
couple of more jokes.
1875
01:47:20,002 --> 01:47:20,692
Do a couple of let
1876
01:47:20,872 --> 01:47:22,402
venice biennale do an audition.
1877
01:47:24,232 --> 01:47:27,082
See when i go to Israel you're
around I'll have a tree uprooted.
1878
01:47:29,452 --> 01:47:30,452
Alright bunch of boy.
1879
01:47:31,612 --> 01:47:32,612
I.
1880
01:47:35,272 --> 01:47:38,302
Watch hybrid turnover and is great
but the rest of the Zach but anyway.
1881
01:47:39,472 --> 01:47:41,122
Harvey himself instantly loses
1882
01:47:41,408 --> 01:47:41,496
the
1883
01:47:41,717 --> 01:47:42,717
gentlemen.
1884
01:47:43,312 --> 01:47:44,872
Yeah i.
1885
01:47:45,352 --> 01:47:46,352
Do a pick up or.
1886
01:47:46,642 --> 01:47:47,642
Throw up.
1887
01:47:48,112 --> 01:47:48,892
If
1888
01:47:49,132 --> 01:47:49,222
you
1889
01:47:49,402 --> 01:47:50,402
don't do that anymore.
1890
01:47:50,444 --> 01:47:52,642
Don't do that it hurts
when i do that don't do that.
1891
01:47:54,172 --> 01:47:56,812
You're a doctor
i'm dubious that.
1892
01:47:57,382 --> 01:47:58,822
Guy walked into a psychiatrist.
1893
01:48:00,142 --> 01:48:01,462
Nobody talked to me says night.
1894
01:48:02,512 --> 01:48:04,552
Yeah
1895
01:48:04,762 --> 01:48:06,382
but if you're close you must say
1896
01:48:06,502 --> 01:48:07,972
congratulation hobby.
1897
01:48:08,482 --> 01:48:13,642
Riga morality is the
closest to a hard on
1898
01:48:13,642 --> 01:48:17,452
that you have ahead
and fifteen yeah laughs.
1899
01:48:20,392 --> 01:48:21,672
At the close the
picture for you.
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