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Previously, on "Us"...
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- What?
- Just imagine a montage.
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A group of fine looking grad students
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were invited to a secret school for magic
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where a bunch of stuff happened
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that doesn't really matter,
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until they ran into a mysterious figure.
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The answer to a riddle
they didn't even know to ask.
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It's you.
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Do you want this recap or not?
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So yeah, it was me.
Things were awesome.
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For a minute.
We became kings and queens.
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Well, everybody but you.
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Everyone hooked up,
I had a threesome with two harpies.
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Skip to the parts about me.
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You had a lot of drama with your hands.
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You signed a billion-year
contract with the Library
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- to help out Kady.
- Wait, who's that?
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Kady Orloff-Diaz? Love of your life?
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Looks like she could
crack open your balls,
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because she can?
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Well, it was a love for the ages.
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Despite the fact that Kady
got in way over her head
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with some hedge witches.
Especially her best bitch,
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Julia Wicker.
Their term, not mine.
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I would never.
Whatever went down
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definitely made them ex-best...
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Witches. Truthfully,...
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the only person Kady can stand is you.
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And that pretty much cut both ways.
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No, come on, Penny,
don't... don't... Come on.
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And then you died. Kind of.
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Meanwhile, magic got all jacked up.
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You know what's weird,
that jacked up is bad,
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- but jacked off is great.
- Focus, dude.
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So, with magic gone,
a bunch of Fairy dicks
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invaded Fillory, made Eliot
and Margo look like derps,
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so the people revolted.
Only ray of hope?
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Julia mysteriously still has magic.
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Why? Question mark!
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We got sent on a dope quest
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to find the Seven Keys that unlock magic.
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But the fourth one got dragon gobbled
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and lost in the Underworld.
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The other Penny sent us the key,
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but never came back.
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- Then came my grand adventure.
- Hard pass.
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I also saved the day
in your dumb timeline.
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- And snagged up Key seven.
- Yeah, I was there for that.
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And you didn't save shit.
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Now wait, you skipped the Sixth Key.
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This makes no goddamn sense.
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No, it's intentionally confusing.
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You see, Julia saved a bunch
of Fairies from slavery,
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So the Fairy Queen was
like, I have the Sixth Key,
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but I'm not going to give
it to you because she's...
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A creamy bitch is what she is.
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Meanwhile, Alice has
been acting real fishy.
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Quentin was all like...
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Are you working for the Library?
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- And she was all...
- Yes.
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And now, if you would please refer
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to the hookup / murder chart.
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Penny got with the other Alice.
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- Interesting.
- Now that we know
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who porked whom,
let's go over who murdered whom.
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Penny?
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You're Kady.
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- What's going on?
- I'm not your Penny.
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The Magicians
03x12 - The Fillorian Candidate
Original Air Date - March 28, 2018
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Julia?
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- Sorry, uh, what?
- What I'm saying is,
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if there's a monster behind the door,
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opening the door is probably
not the smartest plan.
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But that's where magic is, like...
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what, we can't exactly just
stop. Plus, this didn't come
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- from the most reliable source.
- He was you.
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- He was the Beast.
- Making decisions like this
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without understanding the consequences
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is exactly why magic is gone.
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So we figure out if it's true.
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We... we search the castle,
find out what's inside.
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We could ask the Library.
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Yeah, you're right. You should ask them.
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They say they want to help.
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It'd be nice if they actually did.
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I'll let you know what they say.
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Q...
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Do you have a better plan?
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Yeah, maybe don't trust the Library?
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They literally snort
the bones of Fairies.
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We don't have to trust them.
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The Penny that you brought with you,
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- The...
- Penny 23.
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Yeah, look. Ask him to follow Alice
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to the Library. He can Astral Project,
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they'll never even know he was there.
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Catching up on the news?
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My timeline was post apocalyptic,
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and it wasn't this fucked up.
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Alice is meeting with the Library.
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We need you to follow
her on the Astral Plane.
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Q thinks you're more
likely to say yes if I ask,
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because you and the
other me shared a thing.
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But we both know that
we're total strangers.
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- So...
- Go on.
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Well see, this is a
chance to un-fuck magic.
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And as a new citizen of Timeline 40,
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that should be something
you would want to do.
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Whoever asks.
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I have heard of the Castle
at the End of the World.
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It was built by the
gods, but its contents
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are secret by design.
All we mortals know
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is that we are not meant to know.
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Why wouldn't they want
you to know what's inside?
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Perhaps it is indeed the
lair of a horrifying monster.
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Or perhaps they simply
enjoy tormenting those of us
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who dedicate our lives to
cataloguing information.
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Well whatever their motive,
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we'd be idiots to go in totally blind.
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Then ask someone who's been inside.
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A god. I believe your friends
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have had encounters with them.
Now, there is another matter.
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That's the Siphon?
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We thought it'd be bigger.
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It needs to be powered, and
it requires a lot of energy.
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Our intended source has not fulfilled
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their end of our bargain.
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Well, how am I supposed to use it?
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Your friend Julia.
She's powerful enough.
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If her magic were
implanted into the Siphon...
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She'd never go for that
if she knew what this does.
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Then you'll have to take
the power from her by force.
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That could kill her.
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We've all made sacrifices in
pursuit of our greater purpose.
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We need the Siphon charged before...
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I know.
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I just need some time to
figure out another way, or...
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- I'll be in touch.
- Remember.
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Once magic is flowing again,
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you have 30 seconds
to attach the Siphon.
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If you miss that window,
our chance is gone forever.
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I come bearing gifts.
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This is like, 80% taco supplies.
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I'm sorry, do they not
have Tuesdays in Fillory?
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Feel free to do your own
grocery shopping next time.
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No, no, if I have to
catch, pluck, or boil
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one more pigeon, I'm going
to hurl myself off this ship.
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I was gone a lot longer
than I thought I would be.
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Listen, Fen.
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Before you were born,
you were promised
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to a stranger. A king.
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And I'm not one anymore.
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You don't have to stay for my sake.
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I'm guessing you've never thought about
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where I would be if you never showed up.
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I have.
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Still in that same village
where I was born,
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married to one of the three
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obnoxious boys I lived next to.
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Now those boys want to
drop you off a waterfall,
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and that's them being polite.
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What do you think they would do
if they got their hands on me?
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That got less touching as you went.
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I can't go back to my old life.
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I'm stuck with you, and that means
you're stuck with me.
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We've been trying to negotiate
with the Fairy Queen
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for the last Key,
but this is what we got back.
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- Eat my ass!
- We're not sure if...
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Eat my ass!
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Eat. My. Ass!
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If this was the Fairy Queen's response
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or this is one very kinky rabbit.
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Maybe there's something we
can do to get her attention?
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Eat. My. Ass.
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These are on the house.
For you saving my life.
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We need to talk to your Queen.
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You must know how to get her to come.
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- It's an emergency.
- No.
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The last time I saw her,
she threatened to murder me.
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Glass half full... she didn't
actually go through with it.
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But you must have Fairy stepsisters
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or someone you can talk to?
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There were no Fairy
children in the realm.
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Just humans they bargained
away from their real parents.
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Like me.
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Being sent to you ruined everything.
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I can't go back to the Fairy Realm.
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I don't fit in with humans.
Why do you think
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- I work at an animal bar?
- No, really,
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really, I'm not judging you.
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Trust me, I'm not judging you.
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Now you show up and want
to make things even worse.
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Look, it's too late for me to
fix your fucked up childhood.
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But what we want to offer the Queen
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would mean real peace
for humans and fairies.
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Maybe the distance between us
can finally start to close.
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And maybe then,
you won't feel so alone.
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That's kind.
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But just so you know, I'm not alone.
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No, really.
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Bye, Margo.
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Bye, Humbledrum.
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I love that bear.
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So do I.
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Yeah, hooray for bears, but we were
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- kind of having a moment.
- No, honey,
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she loves him.
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Uh, so not bear boss.
Bear boyfriend?
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- Is that a thing in Fillory?
- Apparently, very taboo.
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But like I told Humbledrum,
as long as it's consensual,
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if I got my way, I'd say go hog wild
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or bear wild or bull wild.
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He's very concerned about
getting your approval.
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I don't think he quite gets
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that you're not even Fray's real dad.
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Well, then...
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I will say what I wish
my father had said to me.
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I'm so happy you're dating a bear.
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Thanks...
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Dad.
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Thanks, Fray's dad.
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No problem.
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That's all the Librarian knows.
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We have to find somebody
who's been inside the Castle.
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So...
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A god. You say that like it's easy.
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Our Lady Underground hasn't
answered me in months.
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Yeah, the only way to track Bacchus down
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was his Instagram,
and it looks like it got deleted
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for terms of service violations.
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Nipples, apparently.
Well, that's bullshit.
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I'll ask Dean Fogg.
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If I can catch him
when he's sober, maybe.
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She's lying.
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Not about the god stuff, that's true.
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It's what she's leaving out.
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They have some sort of metal thing
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called a Siphon.
She's supposed to charge it up
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by ripping out Julia's power,
which could kill her.
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She didn't seem psyched about the idea,
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but she didn't say no.
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So, now what?
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What's that? Truth Key?
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If it was, I'd tell you to go away.
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Unity.
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The walkie-talkie key.
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You're trying to talk
to the other Penny.
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No offense... you're the other Penny.
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Look.
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I don't blame you.
You're just trying to survive.
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It's... it's everyone else.
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Acting like finding you is enough.
254
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When our Penny, the real Penny,
255
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is out there. Down there.
256
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And maybe if...
257
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we talk to him, we could help him.
258
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:20,590
- Oh, what?
- Just...
259
00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:23,908
all that shit that you
did for the other me.
260
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,863
The only person that
would have done that for me
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on my timeline is Julia.
262
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,476
Yeah, well...
263
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,980
our Julia is different.
264
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She is not the person you loved.
265
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You don't owe me anything.
266
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But for what it's worth,
267
00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:49,297
it'd be helpful if you explained it.
268
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How she's different.
269
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:08,482
What about Reynard?
270
00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:11,418
What happened to him
after O.L.U. took him away?
271
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,587
I don't know.
272
00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:17,491
But it was his spark that
Our Lady gave to Julia.
273
00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:20,394
And now it's not about me.
274
00:14:20,396 --> 00:14:23,040
None of it ever really felt about me.
275
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So I've, uh...
276
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,184
never really known how to deal
277
00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:33,422
with how angry I am at all of it.
278
00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:36,693
Wait, so he could be out there?
279
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:40,331
Still a god, but powerless?
280
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,033
I guess.
281
00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:47,187
And only gods know
what's behind the door.
282
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No.
283
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:57,290
We have to find Reynard.
284
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,534
Thank you for coming.
I actually have
285
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:08,958
nothing to say to you.
286
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,394
I know what you want.
287
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:14,497
- And I can't give it to you.
- We get it.
288
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:17,323
Humans will chop you up
and snort your innards.
289
00:15:17,326 --> 00:15:19,565
But not all humans are like that,
you know that.
290
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,870
- We aren't.
- I told Julia about our Key
291
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to give you all a chance
to give up on your quest.
292
00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:27,877
We aren't questing, we are surrendering.
293
00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,346
We are giving you what you want...
294
00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:31,513
A nice, quiet, moist as hell spot
295
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,750
on Fillory for you to settle.
296
00:15:33,752 --> 00:15:35,652
And you give us the Key.
297
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:38,355
Or... I walk away.
298
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:40,757
And when the Lorians,
Floaters, and Western Hordes
299
00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:44,294
are done with Fillory, I can take it.
300
00:15:44,296 --> 00:15:45,829
All of it.
301
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:48,965
Our lifespans dwarf even the dwarves.
302
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,901
We can wait for what we want.
303
00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:55,605
Oh, but you can't, can you?
304
00:15:55,607 --> 00:15:58,575
You see, Fray, well, she told us
305
00:15:58,577 --> 00:16:01,344
that there are no Fairy
children in your realm.
306
00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:04,614
So... that's a prob.
307
00:16:04,616 --> 00:16:06,316
That's why you planted your eggs
308
00:16:06,318 --> 00:16:07,815
in the Northern Orchard, isn't it?
309
00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:09,870
You can't reproduce in the Fairy Realm.
310
00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:13,490
Without Fillory, you go extinct.
311
00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:15,959
Fine, ignore the problem.
312
00:16:15,961 --> 00:16:18,461
Your egg hole's only getting dustier.
313
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,964
You no longer speak for
the people of Fillory.
314
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,933
Tick Pickwick does.
315
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,903
And he has no interest in a deal.
316
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:31,307
If you want my Key,
come back with a crown.
317
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,042
Or an army.
318
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:41,885
I pray to you, Our Lady Underground.
319
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:44,988
Please don't be withholding for once.
320
00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:49,526
- God damn it!
- Hello?
321
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,801
Dean Fogg?
322
00:16:58,804 --> 00:17:00,435
Were you talking in here?
323
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:04,474
No, I was not, why?
324
00:17:04,477 --> 00:17:07,756
I, um, I woke up this morning
325
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,078
with this ringing in my ears.
326
00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:12,015
You should get that checked.
327
00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:15,885
By someone who isn't me.
But it's not just that.
328
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:20,390
I can feel what other
people are feeling.
329
00:17:20,392 --> 00:17:24,494
You were given the power of a god.
330
00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:28,833
Spiritual people might say
that you're hearing prayers.
331
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,036
I heard you.
332
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:36,506
I felt something coming from you.
333
00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:38,451
What, exactly?
334
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,708
Desperation.
335
00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:40,990
Oh.
336
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,932
Look, I think that I'm
supposed to help you...
337
00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:45,849
No, I do not need your help.
338
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:48,718
Yes, you do.
339
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,987
- Your eyes...
- Were injured magically,
340
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:52,889
and fixing them with
magic risks changing
341
00:17:52,891 --> 00:17:56,025
the very core of who I am.
Do you understand?
342
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:57,894
Yes.
343
00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:01,529
If you did it, or another Magician.
344
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:04,433
But that's not what I am, exactly.
345
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:06,776
If I'm hearing prayers, I'm supposed
346
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:11,331
to do something about them.
Why give me this otherwise?
347
00:18:56,555 --> 00:19:00,373
You know, I put a little
leftover pigeon in my taco,
348
00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:02,224
and it's really...
349
00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:03,826
really bad.
350
00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:07,030
We need the Key to get back magic.
351
00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:08,998
We need our thrones to get the Key.
352
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,200
We need magic to get our thrones.
353
00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:13,870
It is an ouroboros of ass.
354
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,705
Maybe King Idri and the Stone Queen
355
00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:18,279
will back our claims.
We defeat Tick's army,
356
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,776
- storm the castle...
- Yes, and,
357
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:23,389
what if we replace the part
where we kill everyone with...
358
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,726
Oh, off the top of my head... democracy?
359
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,363
Like we were going to do
before magic got borked?
360
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:30,186
Tick's the only one who
can call for an election,
361
00:19:30,188 --> 00:19:33,556
and he's got nothing to gain.
362
00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:36,092
Oh, he'll call for it, all right.
363
00:19:36,094 --> 00:19:38,361
Josh, I need you to go to Kinko's.
364
00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:42,198
Election? What is this?
365
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,703
There are thousands of them.
They were falling from the sky.
366
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:50,573
Over villages, farms, a brothel...
367
00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:53,881
I... happened to... be walking by.
368
00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,683
Collect them all and burn them.
369
00:19:55,686 --> 00:19:57,753
Of course, your grumpiness.
370
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:01,992
But as Abigail wisely reminded me,
371
00:20:01,995 --> 00:20:04,724
the citizens now believe
they're getting elections.
372
00:20:04,727 --> 00:20:07,490
You'd have to be the one
to announce they're not.
373
00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,726
Given the revolutionary mood
374
00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:11,654
the people have been in recently...
375
00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:15,232
Your plan worked.
376
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:18,002
Tick already started putting
up his own campaign flyers.
377
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:20,787
Of course it worked.
Giving people shit is easy.
378
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,923
Taking it away is almost impossible.
379
00:20:22,926 --> 00:20:25,594
Like Obamacare.
380
00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:28,965
Or herpes. Too true, Bambi.
381
00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,801
Speaking of difficult conversations
382
00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:34,105
with a former lover,
do you have a second?
383
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,451
Why the fuck shouldn't
my name be on that ballot?
384
00:20:36,454 --> 00:20:38,584
Because we are running for king.
385
00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:40,906
We can call the job whatever
we want after we win it.
386
00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,876
It has been a struggle
to bring this place
387
00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:45,451
into the 20th century. Yes, 20th,
388
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,555
because when we got here,
it was straight up Dark Ages,
389
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:48,823
and we have to start somewhere.
390
00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:50,626
Yeah, we're really civilizing them.
391
00:20:50,629 --> 00:20:52,934
What should we teach them
next? To outlaw abortion?
392
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,201
Women don't want to work?
Wage gaps? Thigh gaps?
393
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:57,905
Fillory is patriarchal.
394
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,482
And we've got to put
our best foot forward.
395
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,952
And I'm sorry, but in this case,
396
00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:04,787
our foot should have a dick.
397
00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:10,399
What, Josh?
398
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:13,669
Do you have some patronizing
bullshit to tell me, too?
399
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:16,672
No, uh, could you drop me
off at the Earth portal tree?
400
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:20,376
- I have an idea, but I need...
- Me?
401
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:24,280
- How did you...
- Yeah, I have no idea.
402
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:27,616
Hi, Margo. I felt you needed my help.
403
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:31,987
And now I'm here. It's been a weird day.
404
00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:35,951
Can't believe I did this.
405
00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:38,160
This forest fed so many people.
406
00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:39,862
Not for nothing,
407
00:21:39,864 --> 00:21:42,031
but when I was at my lowest point,
408
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,300
that tiny spell you showed me,
409
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,235
it's what got me back in the fight.
410
00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:50,873
Magic is the thing that makes
the children of Earth special.
411
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,264
All I'm asking is, try.
412
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:52,368
Vote Children of Earth.
413
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,303
Vote Children of Earth.
414
00:22:59,886 --> 00:23:01,786
Vote the Children of Earth!
415
00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:04,842
Step right up, grab a poster.
416
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,837
We need to talk.
417
00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,840
- Look, Quentin...
- What is a Siphon?
418
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:24,109
And why do you need Julia to power it?
419
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,745
- You spied on me?
- What does it do?
420
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:31,194
It's a safeguard. That's all.
421
00:23:31,197 --> 00:23:33,764
The Library wants to turn magic back on.
422
00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,312
And once it's back on,
they want to make sure
423
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,955
it doesn't get used for the wrong things
424
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,658
- by the wrong people.
- So, the Siphon diverts
425
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:44,279
magic to the Library so that
they can choose who can use it?
426
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,837
Look, you took a test
to get into Brakebills.
427
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,006
If you failed, you would
have gotten sent away,
428
00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:54,744
with no memory of magic.
Happily ignorant.
429
00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:56,808
But because a group of smart individuals
430
00:23:56,810 --> 00:24:01,639
made a judgment call, they let you in.
431
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,709
Why should the Library get to choose?
432
00:24:03,712 --> 00:24:05,382
They're corrupt, they're killers.
433
00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:07,719
Yeah, so are we.
434
00:24:07,721 --> 00:24:09,921
At least they have the information,
435
00:24:09,923 --> 00:24:12,757
the perspective.
436
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:14,359
You love magic, and you're probably
437
00:24:14,361 --> 00:24:16,928
the best there is at it.
438
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:19,842
You're terrified of what you'll do with it.
439
00:24:19,845 --> 00:24:22,580
- I have reason to be.
- I don't know everything
440
00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:25,654
that you did as a niffin, but I know
that people make mistakes
441
00:24:25,657 --> 00:24:28,091
so that they can change and do better.
442
00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:30,494
But only if they're given the chance.
443
00:24:30,497 --> 00:24:33,615
Taking away choice is not the answer.
444
00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:39,206
There are seven Keys,
and we have eight questers.
445
00:24:39,209 --> 00:24:41,540
We can do this without you, and we will.
446
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,576
Unless you give me the Siphon.
447
00:25:01,562 --> 00:25:03,762
Just remember that when
magic was turned off,
448
00:25:03,764 --> 00:25:05,898
your dad went into remission, Q.
449
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:08,867
And once you turn it back on,
his cancer comes back,
450
00:25:08,869 --> 00:25:11,503
and he dies.
451
00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:20,198
Straw polls are in,
and our ratings are way up.
452
00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:23,515
I mean, off the charts.
Julia has done us
453
00:25:23,517 --> 00:25:25,918
the solidest solid. After the trees,
454
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,053
she grew food for the starving peasants.
455
00:25:28,055 --> 00:25:29,560
She fixed the dry wells.
456
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:32,940
She even helped this one guy's
bajanked case of head lice.
457
00:25:32,951 --> 00:25:37,204
I mean, Children of Earth are back on top!
458
00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:43,569
Her Flealessness suggests
that your time as High King
459
00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:46,526
has been so brief, the Fillorian people
460
00:25:46,529 --> 00:25:48,607
don't yet know what you stand for.
461
00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:52,711
I stand for them.
I stand for economic stability.
462
00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,948
For a solid, well-researched strategy.
463
00:25:57,118 --> 00:25:58,651
That's it.
464
00:25:58,653 --> 00:26:01,654
I'm going to tell them,
in detail, my plan.
465
00:26:01,656 --> 00:26:04,857
Rafe, write this down.
466
00:26:04,859 --> 00:26:08,557
My fellow Fillorians, I hereby set forth
467
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,665
my policy to restore
economic and societal growth
468
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,396
to a reunified Fillory...
469
00:26:14,399 --> 00:26:19,304
Blah, blah, blah, blah. So uninspiring.
470
00:26:19,306 --> 00:26:23,275
Does he really think he can
win by boring them to death?
471
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,711
Josh!
472
00:26:25,713 --> 00:26:28,247
I hereby declare all native Fillorians
473
00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:30,949
shall receive ten free
sacks of grain every year.
474
00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:32,618
And how exactly are we supposed to
475
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,154
grow that much grain, even with magic?
476
00:26:35,156 --> 00:26:37,923
You're making a promise you can't keep.
477
00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,759
Bambi, first rule of politics on Earth...
478
00:26:40,761 --> 00:26:43,796
All you have to do is say it.
It doesn't have to be true.
479
00:26:46,033 --> 00:26:48,456
I hereby declare,
under my administration,
480
00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:51,236
low-interest loans for
all new infrastructure.
481
00:26:51,238 --> 00:26:53,292
Easy. No-interest loans.
482
00:26:53,295 --> 00:26:54,995
And we're going to build Fillory's first...
483
00:26:54,998 --> 00:26:58,143
Power... plants.
484
00:26:58,145 --> 00:27:01,880
Like, geraniums?
485
00:27:01,882 --> 00:27:06,018
Will Tick's granular policies
keep you warm at night?
486
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,820
No, you know what will?
487
00:27:07,822 --> 00:27:10,189
Extending the Fillorian summer.
488
00:27:10,191 --> 00:27:12,342
My proposition for
growth in new sectors...
489
00:27:12,345 --> 00:27:14,545
- Free healthcare for all!
- Based on rigorous
490
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:16,648
- rigorous survey research...
- Champagne fountains
491
00:27:16,651 --> 00:27:18,784
- in every village.
- The abatement of dependency
492
00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,764
- on the Golden Goose standard.
- Wealth!
493
00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:22,433
Regulation of agricultural waste
494
00:27:22,436 --> 00:27:24,103
to prevent environmental runoff.
495
00:27:24,105 --> 00:27:26,138
- Feasts.
- Annual famine
496
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,741
- and rampant poverty.
- Boat parties!
497
00:27:28,743 --> 00:27:30,646
Three cheers for Eliot!
498
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,111
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
499
00:27:33,114 --> 00:27:36,849
- Eliot, I am so sorry.
- What is it?
500
00:27:36,851 --> 00:27:39,928
Tick's campaign just leaked
the transcript from your trial.
501
00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:41,786
You mean the one where he called Fillory
502
00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:43,689
a malodorous shithole?
503
00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:45,625
It's already hit the Posts.
504
00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:51,334
Son of a Pickwick.
505
00:27:55,102 --> 00:27:57,436
Julia, what the fuck...
506
00:27:57,438 --> 00:28:01,140
There's a little boy in Syracuse.
507
00:28:01,142 --> 00:28:04,443
I can feel his parents praying.
508
00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:09,915
I know if I just focus enough,
I can bring down his fever.
509
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:14,753
I feel bad interrupting this.
510
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:17,823
But we need your help with something.
511
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,359
Finding Reynard.
512
00:28:20,995 --> 00:28:22,828
I know.
513
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:25,297
But we need to talk to a god.
514
00:28:25,299 --> 00:28:28,100
- I want to help you, but...
- Julia.
515
00:28:28,102 --> 00:28:31,203
You have all the power now.
516
00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:33,405
Yeah, but he's still a trickster.
517
00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:35,974
We don't know what he's capable of.
518
00:28:35,976 --> 00:28:41,180
Look, nobody hates that he's
still alive more than me.
519
00:28:41,182 --> 00:28:44,149
But if we don't do it...
520
00:28:44,151 --> 00:28:47,219
we're at a complete standstill.
521
00:28:47,221 --> 00:28:50,622
All you'd have to do is locate him,
522
00:28:50,624 --> 00:28:54,626
power up Penny's tattoos,
and we'll take it from there.
523
00:28:54,628 --> 00:28:56,595
You can also say no.
524
00:29:01,368 --> 00:29:03,268
I'm not going to send you there alone.
525
00:29:03,270 --> 00:29:05,560
Great.
526
00:29:05,563 --> 00:29:07,472
All right, I'll get the
stuff for the locater.
527
00:29:07,474 --> 00:29:10,108
There's no need.
528
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:13,612
I can feel him with my mind.
529
00:29:13,615 --> 00:29:16,282
- You guys ready?
- Wait, what are you...
530
00:29:22,121 --> 00:29:26,190
This is the place. He's nearby.
531
00:29:26,193 --> 00:29:29,194
I have to say, this is
pretty disappointing.
532
00:29:29,196 --> 00:29:30,996
Yeah.
533
00:29:30,998 --> 00:29:33,031
We were all kind of
hoping to find Reynard
534
00:29:33,033 --> 00:29:35,037
showering in a Russian prison.
535
00:29:48,126 --> 00:29:49,492
Oh, shit.
536
00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:59,285
Roxanne Gay, Bell hooks, feminist lit?
537
00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:02,997
What, are you saving these for
a rapist book burning party?
538
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,004
I've changed.
539
00:30:05,006 --> 00:30:06,305
Living amongst the humans
540
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:09,375
has given me a whole new perspective.
541
00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:11,577
You're still a liar and pathetic,
542
00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:14,046
but I guess you always were.
543
00:30:16,069 --> 00:30:18,402
Why are you here?
544
00:30:18,405 --> 00:30:21,353
What could I have that
you could possibly want?
545
00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:24,456
Let's talk about the Castle
at the End of the World.
546
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,325
What's inside?
547
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:28,093
How do you guys know about that place?
548
00:30:28,095 --> 00:30:30,014
Answer her question.
549
00:30:30,017 --> 00:30:32,084
You're not thinking of
going there, are you?
550
00:30:32,087 --> 00:30:34,365
You know there's a reason
the gods had the Architect
551
00:30:34,368 --> 00:30:38,604
- put it at the end of the world?
- The Architect?
552
00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:40,105
It's not for you little guys to know.
553
00:30:40,107 --> 00:30:41,740
It's funny...
554
00:30:41,742 --> 00:30:44,343
'cause from where I stand,
you're the little guy now.
555
00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:50,582
You have all my power, and look at you.
556
00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:53,619
Trying to handle something
you cannot handle.
557
00:30:53,621 --> 00:30:56,855
You should have kept your mouth shut
and stayed in your place.
558
00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:58,990
You've gotten yourself
into some real trouble now.
559
00:30:58,993 --> 00:31:00,859
You think it's easy being a god?
560
00:31:03,898 --> 00:31:06,598
You feel that?
561
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,735
Your... tiny... spark
562
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:16,608
has grown bigger in me than
it could have ever in you.
563
00:31:16,610 --> 00:31:19,111
You want the truth about the Castle?
564
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:21,747
The Castle's where the gods put
the stuff they made before us.
565
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:23,490
The stuff that didn't work out.
566
00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:26,053
Mistakes that never
should have happened.
567
00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:28,520
Kinda like you. I hope you do go.
568
00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:30,889
Open that door, see what happens!
569
00:31:33,963 --> 00:31:35,362
No!
570
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,936
Recognize it?
571
00:31:50,478 --> 00:31:52,644
Yeah.
572
00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:56,882
I made it to kill him.
How did you get this?
573
00:31:56,884 --> 00:31:59,718
Did Our Lady give it to you?
574
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,279
Of course not.
575
00:32:02,282 --> 00:32:04,482
My mother left me here to rot.
576
00:32:04,485 --> 00:32:06,892
My stepfather Hades was the
only one that took pity on me.
577
00:32:06,894 --> 00:32:09,862
He slipped me that gun to shoot
myself in case of emergency.
578
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:11,326
I'm still a god.
579
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,548
Limp or not, we're hard to kill.
580
00:32:18,356 --> 00:32:21,529
What are you willing to bet
this god killing bullet
581
00:32:21,532 --> 00:32:23,499
will work on the monster in the Castle?
582
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,217
The fate of the world?
583
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,287
That's good enough for me.
584
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:34,353
Whoa, that's it?
585
00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:36,555
You're just going to leave him there?
586
00:32:36,557 --> 00:32:39,992
After what he did to the both of you?
587
00:32:39,994 --> 00:32:41,794
Shoot him.
588
00:32:44,188 --> 00:32:46,122
Kady, you wanted this.
589
00:32:46,124 --> 00:32:49,292
I wanted him to be punished
for what he did.
590
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:56,132
And he is. Leave him here.
591
00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:11,379
I am here to deliver the
official election results.
592
00:33:11,382 --> 00:33:14,317
Eliot has lost.
593
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,285
Shocker.
594
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:20,156
Uh, Tick has also lost.
595
00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:21,557
Um, what?
596
00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:24,527
Our new High King...
597
00:33:24,529 --> 00:33:26,014
is Margo.
598
00:33:31,335 --> 00:33:33,868
But I wa... I wasn't even on the ballot.
599
00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:37,540
- You won as a write in.
- Who wrote me in?
600
00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:39,442
The talking animals.
601
00:33:39,444 --> 00:33:42,244
It seems you were the only human
on the campaign trail
602
00:33:42,246 --> 00:33:45,214
who stopped to listen to their concerns.
603
00:33:45,216 --> 00:33:47,316
You mean that drunk bear?
604
00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:49,719
Humbledrum is a highly respected
605
00:33:49,721 --> 00:33:53,789
member of the community.
You see, there are certain
606
00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:57,360
taboo subjects you broached with him.
607
00:33:57,362 --> 00:33:59,362
Bestiality?
608
00:33:59,364 --> 00:34:01,037
The talking animals believe
609
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,365
that if they were allowed
to inter-marry with humans,
610
00:34:03,368 --> 00:34:06,369
then humans will finally
see them as equals.
611
00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:08,571
None of us were brave
enough to speak out
612
00:34:08,573 --> 00:34:12,341
in support of the cause, until you.
613
00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:17,546
You really love that sloth, don't you?
614
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:24,387
So the human vote basically
means nothing in Fillory.
615
00:34:24,389 --> 00:34:26,489
Considering there's
never been an election
616
00:34:26,491 --> 00:34:28,256
or census before, we had no idea
617
00:34:28,259 --> 00:34:30,959
there were only 50,000
humans in Fillory,
618
00:34:30,962 --> 00:34:35,664
and upwards of a million
talking animals.
619
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,700
So... yes.
620
00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:42,837
On behalf of Abigail,
let me be the first
621
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,442
to swear loyalty to
the new administration.
622
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,506
El...
623
00:34:53,751 --> 00:34:55,373
I'm so sorry.
624
00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:08,396
And allow me to be the second.
625
00:35:08,399 --> 00:35:12,034
High King Margo. Long may you reign.
626
00:35:52,009 --> 00:35:53,909
Hey, Tick.
627
00:35:53,911 --> 00:35:57,746
I intend to choose Death
by a Thousand Pokes.
628
00:35:57,748 --> 00:36:00,358
They say you only feel
the first hundred or so.
629
00:36:00,361 --> 00:36:02,118
Tick, we're not going to execute you.
630
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,420
If you proved anything
during your campaign,
631
00:36:04,422 --> 00:36:08,057
it's that Fillory needs
a policy wonk like you.
632
00:36:08,059 --> 00:36:10,960
You're still bitch listed, but...
633
00:36:10,962 --> 00:36:13,496
King Margo would like
you in her cabinet.
634
00:36:15,032 --> 00:36:17,295
With a full 24-hour security detail
635
00:36:17,298 --> 00:36:19,386
watching everything you do.
636
00:36:19,389 --> 00:36:22,657
We don't trust you, but we need you.
637
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:32,081
Citizenship for every Fairy,
full protection of the law,
638
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:35,050
and a seat in the government.
But we need the Key.
639
00:36:35,052 --> 00:36:36,919
And you shall have it.
640
00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:39,889
Once the last Fairies have
been moved to our new home.
641
00:36:41,926 --> 00:36:44,793
I always saw something in you.
642
00:36:44,795 --> 00:36:47,596
Even when you didn't see it in yourself.
643
00:36:49,867 --> 00:36:51,834
Now, perhaps you will.
644
00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:04,566
You gave me...
645
00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:07,469
I can... I can see all sorts of things.
646
00:37:07,472 --> 00:37:11,074
It's a Fairy eye. A gift you will learn
647
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:13,811
to understand in time.
648
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:16,481
But one you must hide in plain sight.
649
00:37:20,456 --> 00:37:23,123
Could I maybe get some Fairy toes?
650
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:25,693
Hello?
651
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:44,716
- It's cranky as shit.
- Just take a little
652
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,094
- off the top.
- I just collapsed
653
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,487
my entire rental.
654
00:37:47,489 --> 00:37:49,655
- Last time, we were...
Oh, my God...
655
00:37:49,657 --> 00:37:51,260
Are we supposed to sing again?
656
00:37:51,262 --> 00:37:53,226
- Holy shit, no.
- We've got news!
657
00:37:53,228 --> 00:37:54,827
Penny, is that you?
- Yeah.
658
00:37:54,829 --> 00:37:56,696
We just got the last Key from the Fairies.
659
00:37:56,698 --> 00:37:59,732
Okay, everyone just shut up! It's Penny.
660
00:37:59,734 --> 00:38:01,043
All right, look, listen.
661
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,668
I-I don't know how much time we have.
662
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,437
- Kady.
- But I'm going to get you out
663
00:38:04,439 --> 00:38:07,032
of the Underworld, no matter
what it takes, I promise.
664
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,409
- Kady.
- I love you.
665
00:38:09,411 --> 00:38:11,778
This is Penny 23.
666
00:38:13,348 --> 00:38:16,716
The Key replaced my Penny with you.
667
00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:19,901
Look, I'm really sorry.
668
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,260
This is it.
669
00:38:28,263 --> 00:38:30,763
The end of the story.
670
00:38:30,765 --> 00:38:33,800
Floodgates of magic, ready to be opened.
671
00:38:33,802 --> 00:38:36,502
Q? What's up, what's wrong?
672
00:38:41,308 --> 00:38:43,642
The quest is supposed to change us.
673
00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,945
I've sacrificed everything
that it wanted me to
674
00:38:45,947 --> 00:38:48,613
up to this point, and I-I... I can't...
675
00:38:48,616 --> 00:38:50,450
You thought that when you got here,
676
00:38:50,452 --> 00:38:55,388
you'd be 150% sure you
were doing the right thing.
677
00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:57,590
Now, you're only somewhere around 70%.
678
00:38:57,592 --> 00:39:00,526
Because you're worried about your dad.
679
00:39:02,429 --> 00:39:03,862
Party trick.
680
00:39:03,865 --> 00:39:07,366
I just feel things.
681
00:39:07,368 --> 00:39:10,636
I heard you healed Dean Fogg's eyes.
682
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,441
- Maybe...
- I could heal your dad?
683
00:39:16,244 --> 00:39:18,377
Right now, he's perfectly healthy.
684
00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:21,714
There's nothing to do.
685
00:39:21,716 --> 00:39:23,916
If magic comes back,
686
00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:28,488
a lot of dominoes will fall
in ways that we can't predict.
687
00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:32,358
I don't know if I'll be able to help or not.
688
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,694
It's the deal.
689
00:39:34,696 --> 00:39:37,697
Sorry it's vague.
690
00:39:45,947 --> 00:39:49,983
What if the thing that the
quest wants me to be is cold?
691
00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:56,415
Being willing to sacrifice
the people I love?
692
00:40:01,422 --> 00:40:06,058
Then the quest fucked up when
it chose Quentin Coldwater.
693
00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:07,761
Maybe.
694
00:40:14,035 --> 00:40:16,168
It's all real.
695
00:40:18,171 --> 00:40:22,007
The Chatwins and Fillory.
696
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:25,545
I've been there. I s... I sat on a throne
697
00:40:25,547 --> 00:40:28,781
in Whitespire, and I...
698
00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,716
I explored the Flying Forest.
699
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,521
And I... met Ember and Umber.
700
00:40:37,191 --> 00:40:40,760
I remember reading you those books.
701
00:40:40,762 --> 00:40:43,129
Curly Q...
702
00:40:43,131 --> 00:40:46,766
if all that's out there...
703
00:40:46,768 --> 00:40:51,037
- What are you doing here?
- I'm on a quest.
704
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:55,207
In New Jersey?
705
00:40:55,209 --> 00:40:58,611
I have a problem.
706
00:40:58,613 --> 00:41:01,681
And I don't know what to do.
707
00:41:01,683 --> 00:41:05,818
No matter what choice I make,
somebody gets hurt.
708
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:08,187
Magic's gone.
709
00:41:08,189 --> 00:41:10,823
Isn't it?
710
00:41:10,825 --> 00:41:13,826
I'm not like you. I'm not a Magician.
711
00:41:13,828 --> 00:41:16,796
But I could feel it when it was gone.
712
00:41:16,798 --> 00:41:18,531
And I knew it wasn't a coincidence
713
00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:21,801
when I went into remission a week later.
714
00:41:21,803 --> 00:41:25,406
You're right.
My friends and I were trying to fix it.
715
00:41:25,409 --> 00:41:29,542
- And how's that been going?
- We're getting really close.
716
00:41:35,315 --> 00:41:37,983
So are you here to ask my permission?
717
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,448
To...
718
00:41:40,451 --> 00:41:42,384
turn it back on?
719
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,295
On this quest...
720
00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,298
I've lived a whole life.
721
00:41:54,735 --> 00:41:59,304
I grew old, and I got married.
And I had a son,...
722
00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:02,608
who grew old.
723
00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:05,596
And what was all that for if it's not for this?
724
00:42:08,603 --> 00:42:12,872
No, I'm not here to ask for your permission.
725
00:42:17,614 --> 00:42:21,115
I wanted to look you in the eye
726
00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:24,920
and tell you that I'm sorry.
727
00:42:24,923 --> 00:42:27,495
I don't know what's gonna happen.
728
00:42:29,636 --> 00:42:32,637
But I'm going to do this.
729
00:42:37,945 --> 00:42:40,946
What was his name?
730
00:42:40,948 --> 00:42:43,349
Your son.
731
00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:46,118
I named him after you.
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