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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,002 This means war. 2 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:33,935 Oh, my baby. 3 00:02:34,969 --> 00:02:36,269 Fucking college. 4 00:02:36,302 --> 00:02:38,601 Okay, so, I checked 5 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:40,568 the weather in Portland and it's 85 degrees, 6 00:02:40,601 --> 00:02:41,468 so you will need your sunscreen. 7 00:02:41,501 --> 00:02:43,035 Yeah, I know, Mom. It's in my backpack. 8 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:44,868 You got all your other toiletries? 9 00:02:44,902 --> 00:02:47,235 Yes, in my bag that you packed. 10 00:02:47,269 --> 00:02:48,734 - While I watched, remember? 11 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:50,868 You were crying the whole time. 12 00:02:50,902 --> 00:02:52,002 Yeah, what a mess. 13 00:02:52,035 --> 00:02:54,035 It's not like he's going off to war. It's just Oregon. 14 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:55,535 I know, I know, 15 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:57,102 but it's such an amazing time in your life, 16 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,002 you can literally become anyone you wanna be. 17 00:02:59,035 --> 00:03:00,735 -Mom? -You could change the world. 18 00:03:00,768 --> 00:03:01,902 -Mom? -You could colonize Mars. 19 00:03:01,935 --> 00:03:03,135 -I mean... -Mom, 20 00:03:03,169 --> 00:03:04,169 you're spiraling. 21 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:10,535 - Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute. No problem. 22 00:03:10,568 --> 00:03:12,635 And remember... 23 00:03:12,668 --> 00:03:13,969 -Lakers for life. -Lakers for life, I know. 24 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,501 Come back a Blazers fan, I'm not gonna let you 25 00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:16,568 -back in the house. -Yeah, I know, Dad. 26 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:17,702 -Stop. -I'm serious. 27 00:03:17,735 --> 00:03:19,202 Stop eating the trail mix. 28 00:03:19,235 --> 00:03:21,135 It's for Nicky. It's a long trip. 29 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:23,501 Um, I guess this is it. 30 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:24,769 I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional. 31 00:03:27,969 --> 00:03:29,601 Mom, Dad. 32 00:03:29,635 --> 00:03:31,269 -Okay. -I love you. I love you. 33 00:03:31,302 --> 00:03:32,735 I love you. I love you. 34 00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:35,702 Okay, see you later. Call me when you get there. 35 00:03:35,735 --> 00:03:38,202 Yo, let's... fuckin' go. 36 00:03:38,235 --> 00:03:39,235 Freedom! 37 00:03:40,869 --> 00:03:41,869 Let's do this. 38 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:44,769 There goes our baby. 39 00:03:44,803 --> 00:03:45,836 Ah! 40 00:03:45,869 --> 00:03:47,003 I love you! 41 00:03:48,235 --> 00:03:51,003 Every woman dreams of full brows 42 00:03:51,036 --> 00:03:53,668 and long luscious eyelashes. 43 00:03:53,702 --> 00:03:56,269 And thanks to Profizal's hair-generating technology, 44 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,202 I believe we have a real opportunity 45 00:03:58,235 --> 00:04:00,135 to market this to chemo patients. 46 00:04:02,836 --> 00:04:04,769 It's too sad. 47 00:04:04,803 --> 00:04:06,769 I mean, anybody here wanna be sad? 48 00:04:06,803 --> 00:04:08,269 No. Nobody wants to be sad. 49 00:04:08,302 --> 00:04:10,070 Where's the ad that says 50 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:13,769 Profizal puts hair on men's heads? 51 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:15,170 That's who we should be marketing to. 52 00:04:16,568 --> 00:04:17,970 Insecure men 53 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,635 with lots of cash. 54 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:21,903 No, actually, Dad, ICO labs said Profizal 55 00:04:21,936 --> 00:04:23,601 -doesn't work on scalps. -It doesn't? 56 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:25,003 - No. - Oh, shit. 57 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:27,036 We gotta get you on another project, dammit. 58 00:04:27,903 --> 00:04:30,003 Oh, what about Restylane? 59 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,501 The anti-ageing filler? 60 00:04:32,535 --> 00:04:35,070 Yes, the new Galderma product 61 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:36,203 for older women. 62 00:04:36,236 --> 00:04:37,836 Because, you know, you're a... 63 00:04:37,869 --> 00:04:40,803 ...you're... you're an expert, really. 64 00:04:40,836 --> 00:04:43,535 I mean, you're of a certain age bracket. 65 00:04:43,568 --> 00:04:45,103 -I'm 40. -Whoa! I did not ask her age. 66 00:04:45,136 --> 00:04:46,170 Everybody saw that, right? 67 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,236 Would never do that. 68 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:48,769 Look, I really think 69 00:04:48,803 --> 00:04:50,170 this would be a perfect fit for you. 70 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:51,903 Okay. 71 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:54,136 Randy, what do you got? 72 00:04:59,136 --> 00:05:00,635 Erectile dysfunction, Hank, 73 00:05:01,936 --> 00:05:03,236 is a thing of the past 74 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:04,869 with Thoracinil. 75 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:09,236 Hey. So, Thoracinil is banned in the EU, 76 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:10,936 so we can't use Mykonos 77 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:13,103 but he's on a jet-ski. I love those. 78 00:05:13,136 --> 00:05:14,669 I love jet-skis. 79 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:20,236 - Hello? - Is this Kristin Balbano? 80 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:21,736 Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner 81 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:23,036 Balbano is my maiden name. 82 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:26,136 You never give up the name Balbano. 83 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,569 Sorry? Who is this? 84 00:05:27,601 --> 00:05:28,601 I am Bianca 85 00:05:30,036 --> 00:05:31,836 and I have terrible news. 86 00:05:31,869 --> 00:05:33,836 Giuseppe Balbano is dead. 87 00:05:33,869 --> 00:05:36,703 Oh, my father's father. 88 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,070 God, I didn't even know he was alive. 89 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:40,203 Can you hold on a sec? 90 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:41,536 Paul! 91 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:44,003 My husband's in a band. 92 00:05:44,769 --> 00:05:46,637 I'm sorry to hear that. 93 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:48,536 Your grandfather is dead. 94 00:05:48,569 --> 00:05:50,502 You need to settle his affairs. 95 00:05:50,536 --> 00:05:52,836 His affairs? But, I mean, 96 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:53,936 I don't even know him. 97 00:05:53,970 --> 00:05:55,970 You're named specifically in his will. 98 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,836 We'll fly you to Italy. 99 00:05:58,869 --> 00:06:00,270 You'll leave tomorrow night. 100 00:06:00,303 --> 00:06:02,836 Wait. What, did you say Italy? 101 00:06:02,869 --> 00:06:05,203 Like, as in Italy Italy? 102 00:06:05,236 --> 00:06:06,602 Yes, Italy. 103 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:07,869 Oh, that sounds... 104 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,804 No, I... No, I can't just get on a plane 105 00:06:11,836 --> 00:06:13,670 and head on over to my dream place. 106 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:15,737 Everything is crazy at work right now 107 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:17,270 and my husband needs me, you know? 108 00:06:17,303 --> 00:06:19,603 - And I just can't see that I can get away... 109 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:21,103 Quiet, listen to my lyric here. 110 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:25,070 ♪ I'm no longer Ear-ear-earth...♪ 111 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:26,203 I gotta go. 112 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:27,337 ♪ ...Bound ♪ 113 00:06:30,937 --> 00:06:33,070 What time is it? 114 00:06:36,236 --> 00:06:37,236 Kristin... 115 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:40,937 -Before you start... -Hey 116 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:43,637 -Hey. -Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist. 117 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,502 Uh... 118 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:46,670 We met before. 119 00:06:46,704 --> 00:06:47,737 - Really? - Yeah. 120 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,004 At Domenick's school, 121 00:06:49,037 --> 00:06:50,502 I'm the guidance counsellor. 122 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,070 - Oh, my God. I... It's just that, 123 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:55,536 I wouldn't have done this if you had 124 00:06:55,570 --> 00:06:56,870 more faith in your husband. 125 00:06:56,904 --> 00:06:58,236 He's a great songwriter. 126 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,971 I know. 127 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,804 Tracy, it's time for you to go. 128 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:05,837 What? 129 00:07:10,737 --> 00:07:12,071 -Listen. -Yes, listening. 130 00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:14,536 - I support your right to be angry. Thank you so much. 131 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:16,904 -That's really kind. -Yeah, maybe call me, 132 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,236 we can talk this through. 133 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:19,737 -Really? You would do that? -What d'you say? 134 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:20,804 - Yeah. - Sure, I mean... 135 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:21,904 - Bye. - Bye. 136 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,904 Kris, I am so sorry. 137 00:07:28,804 --> 00:07:30,171 This is really hard for me to admit but, 138 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:33,204 I have this illness. 139 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:36,770 All I wanna do is have sex. 140 00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:39,937 I mean, I wanna have sex, too. 141 00:07:39,971 --> 00:07:41,670 We haven't had sex in, like, 142 00:07:41,704 --> 00:07:43,104 -three years. -Yeah, I know, 143 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:44,870 but I mean, with a new person. 144 00:07:44,904 --> 00:07:46,570 Oh! 145 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:48,904 Yeah, it's not personal, it's... 146 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:50,071 Hey, 147 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,804 I left my phone. 148 00:07:52,637 --> 00:07:53,637 My phone. 149 00:07:57,037 --> 00:07:58,704 -This one? -Yeah, thank you. 150 00:08:01,071 --> 00:08:02,971 It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving, 151 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,104 it's just a big adjustment. 152 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:06,171 Don't defend that douche stain. 153 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:08,570 He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks. 154 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:10,071 Stranger grabs your purse. 155 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:12,637 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 156 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:14,504 Stranger grabs your boob. 157 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:18,037 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 158 00:08:19,171 --> 00:08:21,004 -What? Oh, my God! -Is that him? 159 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:22,971 -Is that him? Give me the phone. -No, it's Italy calling again. 160 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:24,971 They want me to fly to Rome 161 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,037 tomorrow night to settle his affairs. 162 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:29,904 I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go. 163 00:08:29,937 --> 00:08:31,204 Kristin, 164 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:33,604 what do you masturbate to? 165 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,971 Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, 166 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:37,637 Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy. 167 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:38,870 There was this one episode 168 00:08:38,904 --> 00:08:40,604 where he went to this burrata factory, 169 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:41,638 and it was all creamy 170 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,804 and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. 171 00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:45,870 -It was so... -Stop. You've masturbated 172 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,638 this fantasy into existence. 173 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:49,004 You have to go. 174 00:08:49,037 --> 00:08:51,538 Stranger puts a gun in your face. 175 00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:55,504 Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign. 176 00:08:55,538 --> 00:08:56,904 Well, make it a business trip. 177 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,504 ICO has suppliers all over the globe. 178 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,904 How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland 179 00:09:01,937 --> 00:09:03,504 -last year, huh? -I don't know. 180 00:09:03,538 --> 00:09:05,671 To settle their lawsuits. 181 00:09:05,705 --> 00:09:07,137 Well, shouldn't I stay here 182 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,171 and work on my marriage? 183 00:09:08,204 --> 00:09:09,371 You should work on getting your pussy pounded. 184 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:12,071 - Oh, my God. - Stranger says you're prettier 185 00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:13,837 when you smile. 186 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:16,738 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 187 00:09:16,771 --> 00:09:18,904 Stop thinking about everybody else. 188 00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,137 Start thinking about you. 189 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:24,037 Fine, then think about your grandfather's 190 00:09:24,071 --> 00:09:25,104 last dying wish. 191 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,538 Oh, my God maybe I should go. 192 00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:28,171 -Did you see what I did there? -No. 193 00:09:28,204 --> 00:09:29,538 I just got you to go to Italy by putting 194 00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,538 -someone else's feelings ahead of your own. -All right, all right, 195 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,204 I deserve this. I deserve this. 196 00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:35,204 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own 197 00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:37,771 Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love. 198 00:09:38,271 --> 00:09:39,471 Fuck. 199 00:09:40,071 --> 00:09:41,638 What? 200 00:09:41,671 --> 00:09:42,771 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 201 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:47,439 Say it. 202 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:51,471 What, Eat, Pray... Fuck? 203 00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:53,738 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 204 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:56,738 Jesus. 205 00:09:58,137 --> 00:09:59,805 Eat, Pray... 206 00:10:00,805 --> 00:10:02,538 -Fuck. -Say it again. 207 00:10:03,538 --> 00:10:06,038 Eat, Pray... 208 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,604 -Fuck! -Louder. 209 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:10,671 - From the vagina! - Eat, Pray, Fuck. 210 00:10:10,705 --> 00:10:12,838 Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck. 211 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:14,871 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 212 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,805 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 213 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:52,705 Hey, Nicky. It's Mom. 214 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:53,838 I just wanna let you know 215 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:55,638 I landed safe, in Italy. 216 00:10:55,671 --> 00:10:58,671 I even bought myself a journal at the airport. 217 00:10:58,705 --> 00:10:59,972 I've always wanted a journal. 218 00:11:01,272 --> 00:11:03,205 Um, anyway... Shit. 219 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:05,105 Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway... 220 00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:06,205 Oh... Whoa! 221 00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:21,838 I said you can stand up, 222 00:11:21,871 --> 00:11:23,838 -if you like. -Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you. 223 00:11:23,871 --> 00:11:25,539 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 224 00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:27,539 Um, I'm, um... 225 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:30,272 Oh, my God, what is 226 00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:32,604 my name? Sorry. Kristin. Hi. 227 00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:34,905 -Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. -Yes. Hello, Lorenzo. 228 00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:37,038 - Lorenzo! - Scusa! 229 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,138 - Sorry. Uh... - It's okay. 230 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,838 -This is my Aunt Esmeralda. -Oh. 231 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:41,705 She just got back from holiday in Greece. 232 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:42,771 -Oh, nice. -Yeah. 233 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:44,572 And she wants to get home. 234 00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:47,105 Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting. 235 00:11:47,138 --> 00:11:49,105 Yeah. I mean, I was born here, 236 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:50,805 but I haven't been back 237 00:11:50,838 --> 00:11:53,205 since I was a... a baby. 238 00:11:55,938 --> 00:11:57,706 What did she say? 239 00:11:57,739 --> 00:11:59,972 She wants me to ask for your number. 240 00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:01,672 But don't worry, I don't want to assume. 241 00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:03,205 - Well... - So... 242 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,706 Ciao. 243 00:12:05,739 --> 00:12:07,273 Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean, 244 00:12:07,306 --> 00:12:10,038 if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?" 245 00:12:11,672 --> 00:12:13,871 Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce 246 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,105 with asking for phone numbers. 247 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,138 -What is veloce? -Oh, yeah. Quick. 248 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,205 If... if you knew that, 249 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,605 it would have been funnier. 250 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,205 No, it's very funny, I get it. 251 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,639 I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I... 252 00:12:24,672 --> 00:12:27,138 I like your veloce-ness. 253 00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:31,239 My God! 254 00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:33,505 - What was that? - I am so sorry. 255 00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:35,539 - It's okay. - So, are you here on 256 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,005 business or pleasure? 257 00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:38,472 Um, well... 258 00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:43,572 pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and... 259 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:44,906 Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not... 260 00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,739 that part's sad, but, um... 261 00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:47,772 So maybe... 262 00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:50,072 half pleasure. 263 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,239 I have to run. 264 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,206 Yes, sure. Um... 265 00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,006 Well, I'll... I'll call you. 266 00:12:57,739 --> 00:12:58,739 What... 267 00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:00,906 just happened? 268 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,605 -Oh, my God. -Kristin Balbano. 269 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:04,572 Yes. 270 00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:06,239 Bianca sent us to take you to the funeral. 271 00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:07,839 -Oh, hi. I... -I'm Aldo. 272 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,706 Okay. Nice to meet you, Aldo. Yes. 273 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:11,973 -I'm Dante. -Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you. 274 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:14,073 -Your driver. -Thank you. Thank you so much. 275 00:13:14,106 --> 00:13:16,239 I... It's very... So kind. 276 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:25,073 Hey, you guys. I am gonna change now, okay? 277 00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:27,539 So don't turn around or... 278 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:28,939 - The Colosseum. - Can you at least, 279 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,672 please, just, like, go slow? 280 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,207 - The Vatican. - The Vaticano? 281 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,706 Did I miss it? I missed it, right? 282 00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:38,073 - Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick? Fontana Acqua Paola. 283 00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:39,939 I dropped my lipstick. Il Fontanone. 284 00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,505 Oh, what? Where is it? 285 00:13:41,539 --> 00:13:43,806 -Can we go back? -We have to go to the funeral. 286 00:14:08,672 --> 00:14:09,706 Oh, thank you. 287 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,906 Whew, thank you so much. 288 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,572 Oh, my God. 289 00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:15,772 There he is. 290 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:17,605 Hi. 291 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,839 We have the same eyes. We have the same eyes. 292 00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:22,006 That's... 293 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,073 Buongiorno. 294 00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:42,240 Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um... 295 00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:43,739 Are you Bianca? 296 00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:46,772 Sit. 297 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,274 This is Fabrizio, 298 00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:55,739 your grandfather's great nephew. 299 00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,973 Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 300 00:14:58,006 --> 00:14:59,573 So, that must make us, like, 301 00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:01,107 second cousins, right? 302 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,506 I'm sorry for your loss. 303 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,939 Is he mad at me? 304 00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:22,240 Amen. 305 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,207 Uh... 306 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,773 what did my grandfather do? 307 00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:37,606 He was a winemaker. 308 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,074 He made wine? 309 00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:40,240 I wanna make wine. 310 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,840 Oh, my God, it must be in the genes. 311 00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:43,473 I mean, you can't argue genes, right? 312 00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,240 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 313 00:16:24,573 --> 00:16:25,773 Veloce means quick. 314 00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:27,673 Quick, quick, quick! He needs help! 315 00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:54,907 Hmm. 316 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,474 Say hello to my little friend, Nico. 317 00:18:02,674 --> 00:18:06,141 What the fuck is going on? 318 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:51,208 So... 319 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:53,741 Aldo and Dante are my drivers, 320 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:56,241 but who are you, really? 321 00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,741 -Soldati. -For the Army or... 322 00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:13,042 Scusi. Hi, hi. 323 00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:15,009 Uh, I'm still in the dark here. 324 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:19,241 No, no, it's a figure of speech. 325 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,808 Can someone please just tell me what's going on? 326 00:19:21,842 --> 00:19:24,641 Your grandfather, Don Giuseppe Balbano, 327 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:27,641 may he rest in peace, 328 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,942 was murdered 329 00:19:29,976 --> 00:19:33,209 by the Romanos. 330 00:19:33,242 --> 00:19:35,507 We invited them for a meeting, 331 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,109 but things went wrong. 332 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,942 Our Don and their Don got killed. 333 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,109 They disrespected the funeral! 334 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,076 They shot at the coffin! 335 00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:14,741 Don Carlo. 336 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,042 - To calm you down. -Okay, thank you, thank you. 337 00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:20,076 Grazie. 338 00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:25,109 The wine's bad. The wine's gone bad. That's... 339 00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:27,876 The wine is bad. It's a front. 340 00:21:27,909 --> 00:21:29,710 Oh, God. Is that why he got murdered? 341 00:21:29,743 --> 00:21:31,942 No, that's crazy. I mean, is it? 342 00:21:31,976 --> 00:21:33,743 Your grandfather 343 00:21:34,642 --> 00:21:36,176 was not just a winemaker. 344 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:37,675 No? 345 00:21:44,009 --> 00:21:45,076 Ciao, Kristin Balbano. 346 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,743 I'm your grandfather, Giuseppe Balbano. 347 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,943 If you are watching this... 348 00:21:53,076 --> 00:21:54,876 I'm dead. 349 00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:57,977 I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up, 350 00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,076 but I am even more sorry 351 00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:01,443 that you grew up 352 00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:03,710 without a father. 353 00:22:03,743 --> 00:22:05,943 My father died in a construction accident. 354 00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:09,110 Your father did not die 355 00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:11,010 in a construction accident. 356 00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:13,608 Your father was killed 357 00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:15,508 by a member of the... 358 00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:17,643 Romano family. 359 00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:22,209 After this incident, 360 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:24,542 your mother took you back to America 361 00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:27,977 in search of a safer place. 362 00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:33,043 Hey. 363 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:39,277 I told her that the safest place 364 00:22:39,309 --> 00:22:40,676 would be with us, 365 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,143 but I respected 366 00:22:42,177 --> 00:22:43,210 her wishes. 367 00:22:43,243 --> 00:22:45,776 You do not cross a mother. 368 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:54,376 -It's you. -Oh. 369 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,143 I remember when you were born, 370 00:23:00,177 --> 00:23:01,876 picciridda mia. 371 00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:04,077 I held you in my arms... 372 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,210 and I thought, "One day 373 00:23:09,243 --> 00:23:12,843 "she will be a brave, confident woman 374 00:23:12,876 --> 00:23:14,743 "who will make me proud." 375 00:23:15,776 --> 00:23:17,277 Saying goodbye to you, 376 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,210 my only grandchild, 377 00:23:19,243 --> 00:23:20,776 was the hardest thing 378 00:23:21,643 --> 00:23:22,643 I ever had to do. 379 00:23:27,310 --> 00:23:28,509 And so, 380 00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,977 my dying wish 381 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,743 is that you, 382 00:23:32,776 --> 00:23:34,210 my direct bloodline, 383 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:36,676 take over 384 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:38,509 and be the new boss 385 00:23:39,943 --> 00:23:41,177 of the Balbano family. 386 00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:44,710 My trusted general, Bianca... 387 00:23:45,776 --> 00:23:48,143 ...will be by your side to help you. 388 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:52,677 Kristin, 389 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:55,143 I know you will respect my wishes 390 00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,711 as I respected your mother's. 391 00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:07,910 Oh, this isn't... 392 00:24:11,677 --> 00:24:13,744 I think, uh, no. 393 00:24:13,777 --> 00:24:15,644 I think there's been a bit of a mistake 394 00:24:15,677 --> 00:24:18,210 because there is no way that I... 395 00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:19,843 Me? 396 00:24:30,210 --> 00:24:31,577 Thanks, everyone. 397 00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:33,510 This has been very informative, 398 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:36,043 but I have a Colosseum tour at 5 p.m., 399 00:24:36,077 --> 00:24:38,777 -so I gotta go get a cab. -No, you can't leave. 400 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,110 If the boss says you are the boss, 401 00:24:40,143 --> 00:24:42,744 -you are the boss now, comprende? -Yeah, yeah but 402 00:24:42,777 --> 00:24:44,577 you know what? I am not a boss, 403 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,043 like, not in any way, shape or form, 404 00:24:47,077 --> 00:24:49,844 so, you know, especially not in a Mafia kind of way. 405 00:24:52,177 --> 00:24:53,644 I should be the boss! 406 00:24:53,677 --> 00:24:55,544 Yes, yes. Good idea. He should be the boss. 407 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,777 I mean, who am I to steal anyone's boss thunder? 408 00:24:57,811 --> 00:24:59,777 Besides, I've got a lot of shit going on at home, 409 00:24:59,811 --> 00:25:00,677 my son just went to college 410 00:25:00,711 --> 00:25:03,577 and my husband just cheated on me, so... 411 00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,243 You want we should take care of him? Hmm? 412 00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:07,944 - Mmm? - No! 413 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:10,677 No. 414 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,811 No, God, no, no. I just need a vacation, 415 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,944 I just really want my Eat, Pray, Fuck! 416 00:25:14,978 --> 00:25:16,243 Eat, Pray, Fuck? 417 00:25:16,277 --> 00:25:18,011 Yeah, it's a play on words, 418 00:25:18,044 --> 00:25:19,744 you know, the book, Eat, Pray, Love? 419 00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:22,044 Yeah, it's a very uplifting 420 00:25:22,078 --> 00:25:23,811 and moving memoir by... 421 00:25:25,044 --> 00:25:26,243 Elizabeth Gilbert. 422 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,178 Yes! Yes, see, he knows. 423 00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:33,178 Yeah, I wanna make wine, and I wanna eat pasta, 424 00:25:33,211 --> 00:25:35,544 and be romanced, and... 425 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,677 But you came for a funeral. 426 00:25:39,111 --> 00:25:40,744 Yeah. I mean, you know, 427 00:25:40,777 --> 00:25:42,178 after the funeral. 428 00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:45,044 Hello? 429 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:47,577 Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this. How are you? 430 00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:50,044 -Give me this. -Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no! 431 00:25:50,078 --> 00:25:51,711 Oh, my God. I just paid that off! 432 00:25:51,744 --> 00:25:53,044 I won't get another upgrade for a year 433 00:25:53,078 --> 00:25:55,078 and how is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? 434 00:25:55,111 --> 00:25:56,544 How will I ever have sex? 435 00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:02,577 You cannot be speaking to random strangers. 436 00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,044 It's too dangerous. 437 00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:05,711 He's not a stranger, 438 00:26:05,744 --> 00:26:07,911 he's gorgeous. 439 00:26:13,978 --> 00:26:14,978 Okay. 440 00:26:15,677 --> 00:26:16,677 You know what? 441 00:26:17,211 --> 00:26:19,078 I'm done. 442 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,144 Bye. 443 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,511 Kristin! 444 00:26:28,011 --> 00:26:29,811 Kristin! 445 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:32,044 You can't run away from your destiny. 446 00:26:32,078 --> 00:26:33,610 Oh, yeah? Watch me. 447 00:26:37,578 --> 00:26:38,578 Which way is it? 448 00:26:39,211 --> 00:26:40,211 It's that way! 449 00:26:40,911 --> 00:26:42,244 But I must warn you, 450 00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,144 once you walk out those gates, 451 00:26:44,178 --> 00:26:46,744 you will no longer be under our protection. 452 00:26:47,611 --> 00:26:49,811 Also, you have no phone. 453 00:27:05,111 --> 00:27:06,777 You said you wanted to learn 454 00:27:06,811 --> 00:27:08,745 how to make wine, yes? 455 00:27:11,712 --> 00:27:14,745 We have machines to crush grapes now, 456 00:27:14,778 --> 00:27:16,111 but this is the classic way. 457 00:27:16,144 --> 00:27:18,011 This does feel kinda nice, huh? 458 00:27:18,044 --> 00:27:20,078 You must stomp on the grapes 459 00:27:20,111 --> 00:27:22,645 -to release their juices. -Yes. 460 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,778 And you must also take over 461 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,712 as the Balbano family boss. 462 00:27:27,745 --> 00:27:29,078 This is insane. 463 00:27:29,111 --> 00:27:30,545 Where would I even begin? 464 00:27:31,011 --> 00:27:32,712 Shh. Come here. 465 00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:34,812 Are we actually the Mafia? 466 00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:39,278 Your grandfather preferred to call it 467 00:27:39,311 --> 00:27:42,178 the "invisible family." 468 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:43,478 Oh, that's spooky. 469 00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:47,611 Invisible but strong, 470 00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,778 and we can't appear weakened. 471 00:27:49,812 --> 00:27:51,545 So, you must go to a meeting 472 00:27:51,578 --> 00:27:52,945 with our enemies, 473 00:27:52,979 --> 00:27:54,244 the Romanos. 474 00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:57,044 What, the... the people who shot at us earlier? 475 00:27:57,078 --> 00:27:59,211 Oh! I mean, can't Fabrizio go? 476 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,979 It seems like he would love this stuff. 477 00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:03,745 It can't be Fabrizio. 478 00:28:04,312 --> 00:28:06,511 He started the shootout. 479 00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:08,144 He's a hot-head 480 00:28:08,178 --> 00:28:09,979 -with a horrible temper. -Hmm. 481 00:28:10,745 --> 00:28:11,745 Just like Sonny. 482 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,878 Who's Sonny? 483 00:28:13,912 --> 00:28:15,511 From The Godfather. 484 00:28:15,545 --> 00:28:17,812 Oh, right. Yeah. I never saw The Godfather. 485 00:28:23,945 --> 00:28:25,179 Oh, my God. 486 00:28:25,211 --> 00:28:27,778 Okay, look, it's really hard to find three and a half hours. 487 00:28:27,812 --> 00:28:29,145 All you need to do 488 00:28:29,179 --> 00:28:31,244 is offer their new Don 489 00:28:31,279 --> 00:28:32,645 a part of the east. 490 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:36,511 - Something your grandfather was too stubborn to part with. 491 00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:39,545 Please, we need someone 492 00:28:39,578 --> 00:28:41,212 who's level-headed, 493 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,511 empathetic 494 00:28:43,545 --> 00:28:45,645 -and unassuming. -Did you just call me pathetic? 495 00:28:49,179 --> 00:28:51,678 We need you. 496 00:28:51,712 --> 00:28:53,979 No, I will never be ready. No. No. 497 00:28:54,012 --> 00:28:56,979 Also, we will give you a new phone... 498 00:28:57,012 --> 00:28:58,145 Oh. Oh, oh. 499 00:28:58,179 --> 00:29:01,179 ...so you can go Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo 500 00:29:01,212 --> 00:29:03,645 once we finish the background check. 501 00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:04,812 - Background check? - Yeah. 502 00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:07,079 Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33. 503 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,578 Oh, my God, he's quite young. 504 00:29:08,611 --> 00:29:10,212 -Men do it all the time. -That's true. 505 00:29:10,246 --> 00:29:12,145 - He's born in Milano. - Which we don't like. 506 00:29:12,179 --> 00:29:13,712 Yeah, but it's okay, Dante. 507 00:29:13,745 --> 00:29:16,079 -Yeah, Dante. -And he's recently divorced. 508 00:29:18,112 --> 00:29:19,745 Jackpot! Oh, my God! 509 00:29:21,578 --> 00:29:24,611 -Oh, my God, that's really good news. -This is your new phone. 510 00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,212 Yee! 511 00:29:26,246 --> 00:29:27,778 -It's untraceable. -Okay. 512 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:31,945 You meet with Don Romano tonight 513 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,778 and then you can do what you want with Lorenzo. 514 00:29:36,546 --> 00:29:37,611 Deal? 515 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:38,979 Oh... 516 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:41,546 Uh... 517 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:42,778 Yes, deal. Deal. 518 00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:49,878 Presenting the new Donna Balbano. 519 00:29:56,112 --> 00:29:57,145 You look like 520 00:29:57,179 --> 00:30:00,145 a librarian from a library, 521 00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:01,979 not a porno. 522 00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,878 Darling, come with me. 523 00:30:29,713 --> 00:30:30,979 Again, 524 00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:35,779 presenting la bellissima Donna Balbano. 525 00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:42,946 Oh, my God, Valentino. 526 00:30:42,979 --> 00:30:44,246 Hello. 527 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,646 -Yes. -Turn around, turn, turn. 528 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:47,980 Hey. 529 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:50,646 And that's what you wear 530 00:30:50,679 --> 00:30:51,946 to meet a mob boss. 531 00:31:00,579 --> 00:31:02,846 -You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right? -Yes. 532 00:31:02,879 --> 00:31:04,046 -Of course. -Okay, don't leave me. 533 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,280 Don't worry, Kristin. 534 00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:06,512 Okay. 535 00:31:09,113 --> 00:31:10,913 I'm Giannina. I'll be your server tonight. 536 00:31:10,946 --> 00:31:12,946 -Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina. -Thank you. 537 00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:24,046 This is for your bag. 538 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,213 Oh, it's so cute. Little monkey. 539 00:31:27,213 --> 00:31:28,246 All right. 540 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:29,980 Thank you. 541 00:31:47,046 --> 00:31:48,114 You're not Fabrizio. 542 00:31:50,314 --> 00:31:53,646 And you are not what I was expecting. 543 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,013 I was told I would be meeting 544 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,013 with the new Balbano family boss. 545 00:31:57,046 --> 00:31:58,713 Yeah, that's me. 546 00:31:58,746 --> 00:31:59,846 Kristin. The new boss. 547 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:14,779 Ah. 548 00:32:16,946 --> 00:32:18,846 I apologize for my rudeness. 549 00:32:18,879 --> 00:32:19,879 Oh, no, not at all. 550 00:32:20,281 --> 00:32:21,546 But, you know... 551 00:32:23,879 --> 00:32:26,846 it was... it was a bit of a shock 552 00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:28,147 to see a beautiful woman. 553 00:32:31,247 --> 00:32:32,679 Stop. 554 00:32:32,713 --> 00:32:35,047 Oh, I'm sorry. I am Carlo Romano, 555 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:36,114 the new boss. 556 00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:38,946 Oh, well, there you go. We're both new bosses, 557 00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,679 we have so much in common. 558 00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:41,779 Look at that. 559 00:32:42,613 --> 00:32:45,646 So, what were you thinking? 560 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:47,114 I was hoping to try gnocchi. 561 00:32:47,147 --> 00:32:49,047 I love gnocchi 562 00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:50,813 and I promised myself if I ever came to Italy, 563 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,713 I would eat as much gnocchi as I could. 564 00:32:52,746 --> 00:32:54,580 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 565 00:32:54,613 --> 00:32:56,580 -I meant the territories. -Hmm? 566 00:32:57,613 --> 00:33:00,247 Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I... 567 00:33:00,281 --> 00:33:01,714 Okay, Google, 568 00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:03,181 open notes. Um, 569 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:06,081 so you can take the north and... 570 00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:10,114 part of the east extending to... Form-i-a? 571 00:33:11,613 --> 00:33:12,613 Formia. 572 00:33:13,714 --> 00:33:15,081 Formia. 573 00:33:15,114 --> 00:33:16,181 Yes. 574 00:33:17,147 --> 00:33:18,181 That's it. 575 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,147 Thank you, Giannina. 576 00:33:29,214 --> 00:33:30,281 She's sweet. 577 00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:32,680 I ordered every gnocchi on the menu. 578 00:33:32,714 --> 00:33:34,647 Oh, my God, someone's a good listener. 579 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,981 Prego. 580 00:33:36,747 --> 00:33:39,147 Oh... Well... 581 00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:43,281 Try. 582 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,181 You... You want me to try it first? 583 00:33:45,214 --> 00:33:46,580 Yeah. 584 00:33:46,613 --> 00:33:48,547 Well, no pressure. Okay. 585 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,948 That is delicious. 586 00:33:55,982 --> 00:33:58,982 This is the best wine I have ever had in my life. 587 00:33:59,015 --> 00:34:00,181 Salute. 588 00:34:01,314 --> 00:34:02,680 Salute. 589 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:12,513 Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo. 590 00:34:12,547 --> 00:34:15,747 They're two chocolate biscuits held together... 591 00:34:17,147 --> 00:34:18,747 with cream? 592 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:22,547 The cream... The cream is my favorite part. 593 00:34:25,115 --> 00:34:27,247 Uh, listen... 594 00:34:28,613 --> 00:34:31,015 um, about your offer. 595 00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:36,182 Are you sure we have to stop at Formia? Hmm? 596 00:34:36,215 --> 00:34:38,613 Hmm, well, that's what it says in my notes. 597 00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:41,513 Of course. 598 00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:47,714 In your notes. 599 00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:51,915 Do you like limoncello? 600 00:34:51,948 --> 00:34:54,248 Oh, I'm more of a cherry jello person. 601 00:34:54,282 --> 00:34:57,282 Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello. 602 00:34:57,315 --> 00:35:02,115 It is, um, it is a dessert liquor. 603 00:35:02,148 --> 00:35:05,115 Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it. 604 00:35:05,148 --> 00:35:08,915 We'll have it in my hotel room. Upstairs. 605 00:35:08,948 --> 00:35:10,982 Hmm? 606 00:35:21,814 --> 00:35:23,580 All clear, boss. 607 00:35:23,613 --> 00:35:27,282 Okay. Well, um, you guys can wait outside 608 00:35:27,315 --> 00:35:29,982 while we finish our business. 609 00:35:31,182 --> 00:35:33,082 We don't think this is a good idea. 610 00:35:33,115 --> 00:35:36,015 Would you say that to a male mob boss? No. 611 00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:40,714 Please! It's been three long years. Come on. 612 00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,115 Thank you. Yes! 613 00:35:49,015 --> 00:35:50,948 Ciao. 614 00:35:58,915 --> 00:36:01,681 Oh, come on. Oh, my God. 615 00:36:08,581 --> 00:36:10,948 Oh, you know what? I don't think I can hold on. 616 00:36:10,982 --> 00:36:12,548 I've just gotta pee real quick. 617 00:36:12,581 --> 00:36:13,781 I know. I'm sorry. 618 00:36:13,815 --> 00:36:15,282 I'll make it real quick. Come on. Ah! 619 00:36:15,315 --> 00:36:16,881 All right. 620 00:36:20,248 --> 00:36:21,248 Okay. 621 00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:27,614 Right. 622 00:37:28,282 --> 00:37:29,648 So much better. 623 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,248 There she is. 624 00:37:42,816 --> 00:37:44,749 Oh. 625 00:37:44,782 --> 00:37:47,614 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 626 00:37:47,648 --> 00:37:49,816 Oh, so sorry, I must take this. 627 00:37:49,849 --> 00:37:52,581 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. 628 00:37:52,614 --> 00:37:53,983 -Wait. -I will. 629 00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:19,614 Let's try this again. 630 00:38:19,648 --> 00:38:21,581 Oh, okay. 631 00:38:27,581 --> 00:38:28,614 Salute. 632 00:38:28,648 --> 00:38:29,816 Salute. 633 00:38:35,316 --> 00:38:37,949 Oh, Oh, yeah. 634 00:38:42,149 --> 00:38:47,016 Oh, my God. If you told me three days ago 635 00:38:47,049 --> 00:38:50,183 that I would be in a hotel room in Italy with a 636 00:38:50,216 --> 00:38:52,682 handsome mob boss, 637 00:38:52,716 --> 00:38:54,749 then I would say you are crazy. 638 00:38:54,782 --> 00:38:55,916 But here I am! 639 00:38:55,949 --> 00:38:57,916 Yes. Yes, but not for long. 640 00:38:57,949 --> 00:39:00,183 Oh, don't remind me. I fly home at the end of the week 641 00:39:00,216 --> 00:39:01,582 and there's still so much I wanna see. 642 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,849 I wanna go to the Amalfi coast. Pompei. 643 00:39:03,882 --> 00:39:05,749 The Vaticano! 644 00:39:07,116 --> 00:39:09,216 Too bad you won't see any of those things. 645 00:39:09,249 --> 00:39:12,650 Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be too busy making love? 646 00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:20,515 Don Romano does not make love to dead women. 647 00:39:21,249 --> 00:39:23,083 What? 648 00:39:23,116 --> 00:39:25,949 The poison I put in your drink 649 00:39:25,983 --> 00:39:28,549 should be travelling to your heart by now. 650 00:39:28,582 --> 00:39:30,249 -Oh, my God. -Soon, 651 00:39:31,249 --> 00:39:32,783 your lungs will collapse. 652 00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:34,116 Oh, my God. 653 00:39:38,783 --> 00:39:40,549 Oh, my God. No... 654 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,216 Hey, Aldo! 655 00:39:49,183 --> 00:39:51,149 You are a Balbano. 656 00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:53,717 My uncle killed your father. 657 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:57,116 One day you will come for me and the rest of my family. 658 00:39:57,149 --> 00:40:00,017 Eventually, we all seek revenge... 659 00:40:02,783 --> 00:40:04,183 like Vito Corleone. 660 00:40:04,216 --> 00:40:05,683 I never saw The Godfather. 661 00:40:06,283 --> 00:40:07,917 No! 662 00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:10,883 No! It was The Godfather Part Two! 663 00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:12,116 Okay, okay. 664 00:40:12,149 --> 00:40:13,515 Stupid American woman! 665 00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:16,950 Your family is in chaos. 666 00:40:16,984 --> 00:40:19,717 Soon the Romanos will be the only... 667 00:40:23,717 --> 00:40:26,515 ...southern family here... 668 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,117 in... in... 669 00:40:31,216 --> 00:40:32,850 ...in Lazio. 670 00:40:34,117 --> 00:40:35,150 Are you okay? 671 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,249 Am I okay? 672 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:39,050 I'm okay. 673 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:41,984 Oh, my God. 674 00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:44,050 Right. 675 00:40:44,084 --> 00:40:46,950 I switched our glasses while you were on the phone. 676 00:40:46,984 --> 00:40:49,550 I'm so sorry. 677 00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,750 It's just that you poured me a way bigger portion 678 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,050 and I didn't know if I was gonna like limoncello. 679 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,750 And I didn't wanna be rude because, 680 00:40:55,783 --> 00:40:57,482 typically I don't like lemon-flavored things. 681 00:40:57,515 --> 00:41:00,650 I think it's because I took a lot of lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child. 682 00:41:00,683 --> 00:41:02,616 It's an antibiotic and it's really disgusting. 683 00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:10,017 Oh. 684 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,817 Three years. 685 00:41:14,284 --> 00:41:16,550 -Ooh. -Ah. 686 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:21,984 Oh, my God! What do I do? 687 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:24,117 What do I do? 688 00:41:25,284 --> 00:41:27,150 Jenny. Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 689 00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:29,917 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Please, Jenny, please. 690 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:32,783 Please answer the phone. Please, please God. 691 00:41:32,817 --> 00:41:34,717 Oh, please answer. Okay. 692 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,817 - Sven. Yeah. - Oh. 693 00:41:40,117 --> 00:41:42,150 Okay, think about it. 694 00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:44,717 -Okay, Jenny. -Yeah. Okay. 695 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:48,217 Hey, hey. Find any hot Italian men yet? 696 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:51,017 Uh, yes. Lorenzo. 697 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,883 -You fuck him yet? -Uh, he tried to kill me. And... 698 00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:56,250 With his penis? 699 00:41:56,284 --> 00:41:58,883 What? No, no, with poison. I... 700 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,817 A poisoned penis? 701 00:42:01,783 --> 00:42:03,617 Slow down. Lorenzo did what? 702 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,917 No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo. 703 00:42:05,950 --> 00:42:06,850 Wait, who the fuck is Carlo? 704 00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:09,651 Oh, my God. He is this super-hot mob boss 705 00:42:09,684 --> 00:42:11,817 who I had dinner with. But then he tried to poison me. 706 00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:12,950 So, I switched our drinks. 707 00:42:12,984 --> 00:42:14,284 And now he's dead. 708 00:42:14,317 --> 00:42:15,950 Could I go to jail for this? 709 00:42:15,984 --> 00:42:17,917 No. A little poison switch-a-roo? 710 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,718 It's classic self-defense. 711 00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:22,217 Oh, my God, I killed a Mafia boss. 712 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,950 I am a dead woman. 713 00:42:34,651 --> 00:42:35,818 Everything okay in there? 714 00:42:37,217 --> 00:42:38,684 Oh, my God. 715 00:42:42,818 --> 00:42:44,984 Oh, my God. 716 00:42:47,751 --> 00:42:49,050 Ah! 717 00:42:59,851 --> 00:43:01,784 You are terrible at playing dead. 718 00:43:03,617 --> 00:43:06,751 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God, it's you. 719 00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:10,818 -Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. -Kristin, please stop. 720 00:43:10,851 --> 00:43:13,085 Oh, my God. Thank you. 721 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:15,951 Is that a cannoli in your pocket? 722 00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:22,584 - So you fucked him? - No, he died first. 723 00:43:23,317 --> 00:43:25,784 You missed something. 724 00:43:25,818 --> 00:43:28,884 When he came, he screamed like a woman. 725 00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,517 You... Right. 726 00:43:32,551 --> 00:43:36,151 Um, well, I guess that might have been fun? 727 00:43:37,985 --> 00:43:39,951 -You took a shower? -Yes. 728 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:43,617 I took a shower because it usually calms me down, but... 729 00:43:43,651 --> 00:43:45,051 I've never seen a dead body before. 730 00:43:45,085 --> 00:43:46,784 And now I've seen three. Three! 731 00:43:46,818 --> 00:43:48,218 I mean, I live a very boring life. 732 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,285 I am such a boring person. I'm a boring woman. 733 00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:52,218 Seriously, I don't do anything with my life. I don't go out. 734 00:43:52,251 --> 00:43:53,884 I just do everything for everybody else. 735 00:43:53,918 --> 00:43:56,684 Those monsters will stop at nothing 736 00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:58,118 until we're all dead 737 00:43:58,151 --> 00:43:59,985 and they're the only family in Lazio. 738 00:44:00,018 --> 00:44:02,218 I have an idea. I think I should go home. 739 00:44:02,251 --> 00:44:03,551 I don't think I belong here. 740 00:44:04,318 --> 00:44:06,085 -Did you not hear me? -What? 741 00:44:06,118 --> 00:44:07,985 If you leave now, they will follow you 742 00:44:08,018 --> 00:44:10,018 and they will not stop until you're dead. 743 00:44:11,251 --> 00:44:12,651 This is good. 744 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:14,818 How? How is this good? 745 00:44:14,851 --> 00:44:18,751 This will send a message to the Romanos that our family is strong. 746 00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:21,985 You're the boss. And the boss takes care of business. 747 00:44:22,018 --> 00:44:23,185 You did good. 748 00:44:23,218 --> 00:44:25,851 What? I murdered someone! 749 00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:27,051 -Brava. -Brava. 750 00:44:27,085 --> 00:44:28,218 No, no, no, no. 751 00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:30,884 Do not "brava" me. I am bad. I did a bad thing. 752 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:33,518 Oh, my God, I just want my Eat, Pray, Love. 753 00:44:37,617 --> 00:44:38,584 What is he... 754 00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:48,884 Ciao, Carletto. 755 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:37,985 Bruno! 756 00:46:06,819 --> 00:46:07,852 Mmm. 757 00:46:13,252 --> 00:46:16,151 We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us! 758 00:46:16,185 --> 00:46:17,019 And I mean on purpose! 759 00:46:17,052 --> 00:46:19,151 No more accidentally saving the day! 760 00:46:19,185 --> 00:46:20,685 You could be a little nicer to me, you know. 761 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:21,652 I just killed someone. 762 00:46:21,685 --> 00:46:24,019 I'm a very good person. I'm a good mother. 763 00:46:24,052 --> 00:46:25,086 I would do anything for my son. 764 00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,552 I do everything for everyone. 765 00:46:26,585 --> 00:46:27,919 Even animals, I can't even kill a bug. 766 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,719 I put it under a little cup, and I take it outside, 767 00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:32,286 and whisper, "Go. Be free. Go live your life." 768 00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:34,852 And I imagine them building a new home and a new life. 769 00:46:34,885 --> 00:46:37,852 How are we supposed to appear strong when she is... 770 00:46:38,652 --> 00:46:40,052 this? 771 00:46:40,086 --> 00:46:42,952 These Romanos will never negotiate peace on good terms. 772 00:46:42,986 --> 00:46:45,518 Why are we negotiating at all? Why don't we just give them what they want? 773 00:46:47,019 --> 00:46:49,287 They want control over all of our territories. 774 00:46:49,319 --> 00:46:50,885 So, why don't we just give it to them? 775 00:46:50,919 --> 00:46:53,019 How do you expect us to make money? 776 00:46:53,052 --> 00:46:54,618 I don't know! 777 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,885 What is it we do, anyway? 778 00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:00,618 - Drugs. - Counterfeit bags. 779 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:01,752 Guns. Gambling. 780 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:05,986 Uh, so far I have heard nothing that is either legal 781 00:47:06,019 --> 00:47:07,685 or moral. 782 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,752 Because... you know, 783 00:47:11,652 --> 00:47:13,785 we are the fucking Mafia! 784 00:47:13,819 --> 00:47:15,485 You... 785 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:23,153 Let him go. He just needs to blow off some steam. 786 00:47:23,187 --> 00:47:26,752 Oh, yeah? So do I. I am completely overwhelmed! 787 00:47:26,785 --> 00:47:29,287 This is supposed to be my vacation. 788 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,287 -What are you doing? -I'm confirming my date 789 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,585 with Lorenzo because that was the deal. 790 00:47:32,618 --> 00:47:34,086 But we are in the middle of a war. 791 00:47:34,119 --> 00:47:36,519 No. You are in the middle of a war. 792 00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:38,519 I am sick of doing everything for everybody else! 793 00:47:38,553 --> 00:47:40,086 I'm gonna do something for me. 794 00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:42,052 You cannot be in public right now. 795 00:47:42,086 --> 00:47:43,519 Oh, I'm not going to be in public. 796 00:47:43,553 --> 00:47:45,119 I'm going to have dinner at his place. 797 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,153 He is simple and adorable. 798 00:47:47,187 --> 00:47:49,553 And... I just wanna be alone with him. 799 00:47:53,619 --> 00:47:55,287 These are my cousins. 800 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,187 I come from a very conservative family 801 00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,220 and they wanna protect... 802 00:48:02,019 --> 00:48:03,287 my virtue. 803 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:11,819 I guess it will be a family affair. Please. 804 00:48:11,852 --> 00:48:13,952 Okay. Thank you. 805 00:48:13,986 --> 00:48:15,852 -It's good to see you. -It's so good to see you. 806 00:48:18,086 --> 00:48:21,885 Hi. Thank you for having us in your home which is beautiful. 807 00:48:21,919 --> 00:48:25,653 - Welcome to my aunt's place. - Oh, my God, it's totally magical. 808 00:48:25,686 --> 00:48:26,852 Yeah. 809 00:48:26,885 --> 00:48:30,019 Who is this? He looks like such a naughty little hobbit. 810 00:48:30,052 --> 00:48:32,287 -Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto. -Oh. 811 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,120 -He recently died. -Oh, I'm so sorry. 812 00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:37,686 Yes, we are. That's why I moved in. 813 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,919 -Oh, I see. -But I am 814 00:48:39,952 --> 00:48:43,187 naming my own pasta line this year. 815 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,220 -This is your pasta line? -It is. 816 00:48:45,253 --> 00:48:47,087 Oh, my God, that is so exciting. 817 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,986 You guys, look at this. This is his. 818 00:48:55,053 --> 00:48:57,920 Oh, Lord in Heaven, I have never eaten 819 00:48:57,953 --> 00:48:59,553 homemade pasta before. 820 00:48:59,586 --> 00:49:01,619 Mmm, so good. 821 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,519 You know, it's... it's nice 822 00:49:08,553 --> 00:49:10,920 to be with a woman who appreciates my cooking. 823 00:49:11,987 --> 00:49:13,120 Yeah. My ex never did. 824 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:15,153 Ah, she sounds like a monster. 825 00:49:15,187 --> 00:49:18,686 Oh, no. I didn't mean to bring her up again. Forget it. 826 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,686 No, it's okay. I get it. 827 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,987 I mean, my husband, my ex-husband 828 00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:24,686 was a total man-child. 829 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,021 I mean, he made everything about himself. 830 00:49:27,054 --> 00:49:29,220 And his band and his cheesy lyrics. 831 00:49:29,253 --> 00:49:30,853 That sounds horrible. 832 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,987 I'd convinced myself that 833 00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:47,753 his passion was more important than mine. Like an idiot. 834 00:49:47,786 --> 00:49:48,987 But even with our son, 835 00:49:49,021 --> 00:49:50,820 divorcing Paul, I swear to God, 836 00:49:50,853 --> 00:49:52,586 it was the best decision I ever made. 837 00:49:52,619 --> 00:49:53,820 Oh, you have a child? 838 00:49:53,853 --> 00:49:56,619 Yes! Yes, I'll show you. Here he is. 839 00:49:56,653 --> 00:49:59,586 There. That's Domenick. He's my baby. 840 00:49:59,619 --> 00:50:01,853 He's a really good kid. 841 00:50:11,886 --> 00:50:13,288 Last bite. 842 00:50:13,321 --> 00:50:14,653 For me? 843 00:50:14,686 --> 00:50:16,519 The most precious. Yes. 844 00:50:16,553 --> 00:50:17,553 Okay. 845 00:50:25,786 --> 00:50:28,519 Oh, your pasta. 846 00:50:28,553 --> 00:50:30,720 It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my mouth. 847 00:50:30,753 --> 00:50:32,154 -Uh-huh. -Yeah. 848 00:50:38,886 --> 00:50:39,920 Are your cousins okay with this? 849 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,121 Yeah, they're fine. Just kiss me. 850 00:50:41,154 --> 00:50:42,886 Shit. No, no, no. 851 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,254 Oh, God, I forgot. 852 00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:46,054 I've got this work Zoom meeting. 853 00:50:46,753 --> 00:50:48,686 Oh, my God. Cousins! 854 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,520 I have to go. Rain check? I'm sorry. I just... 855 00:50:51,554 --> 00:50:52,720 It's a really important meeting that I... 856 00:50:53,853 --> 00:50:55,686 I totally forgot about it. Um... 857 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,021 Thank you for having us. I will call you. 858 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:07,921 I can't believe this. Stupid work. 859 00:51:07,954 --> 00:51:09,520 I'm enjoying myself for the first time in years, 860 00:51:09,554 --> 00:51:11,154 and I have to do this dumb work Zoom. 861 00:51:11,188 --> 00:51:13,554 Come on. Quit your job. You are a boss now. 862 00:51:13,587 --> 00:51:15,954 Oh. I can't just quit my job. People are counting on me. 863 00:51:15,988 --> 00:51:17,221 - Hmm. - Ma. 864 00:51:24,021 --> 00:51:25,121 Ma. 865 00:51:25,154 --> 00:51:27,288 Are you okay? 866 00:51:27,321 --> 00:51:29,520 My mother had another dizzy spell 867 00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:32,687 and she has no more medication now. Okay. Okay? 868 00:51:32,721 --> 00:51:35,821 She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't cover these new American drugs. 869 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:39,654 I know a pharmacist. 870 00:51:39,687 --> 00:51:40,888 We go tomorrow, okay? 871 00:51:40,921 --> 00:51:43,021 No, no, you should go tonight. Go take care of it tonight. 872 00:51:43,054 --> 00:51:44,520 Yeah, but we must protect you. 873 00:51:44,554 --> 00:51:45,821 -He is right. -No, family first. 874 00:51:45,854 --> 00:51:46,854 I'm okay. I'll be fine. 875 00:51:48,154 --> 00:51:49,520 Oh, Kristin. 876 00:51:50,121 --> 00:51:51,188 Would you mind to put this 877 00:51:51,221 --> 00:51:52,487 -into the fridge, please? -Yes, sure. 878 00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:02,554 Come on. So late. 879 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:04,687 Okay. 880 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,587 Here we go. 881 00:52:10,121 --> 00:52:11,055 Oh. 882 00:52:11,088 --> 00:52:14,787 I can't wear this. Oh, what am I... Oh, God. 883 00:52:18,855 --> 00:52:20,487 Ugh, right. Uh... 884 00:52:21,687 --> 00:52:23,922 Come on, hurry, quick, quick! 885 00:52:28,122 --> 00:52:29,122 Okay. 886 00:52:33,554 --> 00:52:35,787 Hey, nice of you to finally join us. 887 00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:37,687 Sorry, the... 888 00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:39,888 the time difference is a little crazy, so... 889 00:52:39,922 --> 00:52:41,888 So, where are we with Restylane? 890 00:52:41,922 --> 00:52:44,089 Right, yes, okay. Um, so first: 891 00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,687 Restylane makes women feel great about themselves, right? 892 00:52:46,721 --> 00:52:48,155 So, I was thinking we open on a woman 893 00:52:48,189 --> 00:52:50,855 alone, drinking some fine wine, 894 00:52:50,888 --> 00:52:52,989 longingly perusing a travel brochure. 895 00:52:53,022 --> 00:52:54,321 Mmm. I'm not really hearing anything that pops. 896 00:52:54,355 --> 00:52:56,888 I mean, you know, you gotta grab them in the first few seconds. 897 00:52:56,922 --> 00:52:59,554 But I just started. 898 00:52:59,587 --> 00:53:02,520 Hey, you know who's really great at this? 899 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,855 Just riff, give us some of that Randy magic. 900 00:53:04,888 --> 00:53:06,055 Go ahead and mute her. 901 00:53:09,855 --> 00:53:10,888 All right. 902 00:53:10,922 --> 00:53:12,089 Help me! 903 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:13,554 And I'm just spitballing, all right. 904 00:53:13,587 --> 00:53:15,721 But I'm thinking, woman on a jet-ski? 905 00:53:15,754 --> 00:53:16,822 Aw, that's fresh. 906 00:53:16,855 --> 00:53:18,654 Yeah, but how do we get there? 907 00:53:18,687 --> 00:53:21,687 No! S.O.S.! 908 00:53:21,721 --> 00:53:24,687 We open up on this attractive but, you know, older woman. 909 00:53:24,721 --> 00:53:26,055 Not too old, right? 910 00:53:26,089 --> 00:53:27,122 Help me! 911 00:53:27,155 --> 00:53:30,255 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, please. 912 00:53:30,289 --> 00:53:34,089 I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties type role, you know what I'm saying? 913 00:53:34,122 --> 00:53:35,888 Oh, my God. 914 00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:38,754 You are much more attractive than your grandfather. 915 00:53:38,788 --> 00:53:40,122 Oh, my God. 916 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:42,788 No! No, no! 917 00:53:44,122 --> 00:53:46,022 So, you know, she minding her business, 918 00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:47,588 walking through the desert like people do. 919 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:50,089 That's a great metaphor for a tired woman 920 00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:52,055 with a face that's so marked by time. 921 00:53:52,089 --> 00:53:53,521 Mmm. 922 00:53:53,555 --> 00:53:55,222 Sit down! 923 00:53:55,255 --> 00:53:57,822 No, no, no. Please don't. 924 00:53:57,855 --> 00:54:00,655 Please don't hurt me. Please. No, no. 925 00:54:00,687 --> 00:54:04,955 Oh, God, no. No entrata. Absolutely no entrata. No. 926 00:54:04,989 --> 00:54:07,588 You like salsiccia e friarelli? 927 00:54:07,621 --> 00:54:11,521 No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano. No, thank you. 928 00:54:11,555 --> 00:54:13,222 Very spicy. 929 00:54:13,255 --> 00:54:16,089 Spicy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! 930 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:19,189 Please, no. Please don't. No. 931 00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:21,521 No, no, no. Please don't. 932 00:54:22,756 --> 00:54:23,888 No, no, no. 933 00:54:24,822 --> 00:54:26,189 Fucking belt. 934 00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:29,723 She looks lonely. She looks... 935 00:54:29,756 --> 00:54:31,588 -She looks her age, bro. -She does. 936 00:54:31,621 --> 00:54:33,189 No woman should look her age. 937 00:54:37,089 --> 00:54:39,022 Crotch! Eye! 938 00:54:39,055 --> 00:54:40,756 Crotch! Eye! 939 00:54:40,789 --> 00:54:41,989 And like a blessing from the heavens, 940 00:54:42,022 --> 00:54:43,789 the sky opens up and it starts to rain. 941 00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:45,022 Then she looks down and she realizes, 942 00:54:45,055 --> 00:54:46,588 "Oh, my God, I'm on a jet-ski." 943 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:49,155 Restylane Lyft gives her a second youth. 944 00:54:49,189 --> 00:54:51,688 - Yeah. - A return to life. 945 00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:52,789 I love that pose. 946 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,222 Crotch! Crotch! 947 00:54:54,255 --> 00:54:56,089 Eye! Crotch! 948 00:54:57,089 --> 00:54:59,823 Restylane Kysse plumps her lips. 949 00:54:59,856 --> 00:55:01,923 Crotch! Eye! 950 00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:08,923 Makes them kissable. 951 00:55:08,956 --> 00:55:10,056 Rejuvenated. 952 00:55:15,023 --> 00:55:16,823 You got water, you got wetness. 953 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:17,956 Whole lot of wetness. 954 00:55:20,222 --> 00:55:21,756 Fuck you! 955 00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:24,621 When was the last time you saw a thigh gap like that? 956 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:27,255 Fuck you, Randy! 957 00:55:27,289 --> 00:55:30,056 -Now she's kissable. -Oh, fuck you, Wayne! 958 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,588 -Wow. -Oh, fuck you, Hank! 959 00:55:36,056 --> 00:55:38,923 And you, you fucking creepy pervert! 960 00:55:38,956 --> 00:55:40,289 Fuck you! 961 00:55:42,723 --> 00:55:46,156 And then she just rides off into the distance. 962 00:55:46,190 --> 00:55:48,123 Soft, youthful... 963 00:55:48,889 --> 00:55:50,656 ...and wet. 964 00:55:53,923 --> 00:55:55,923 Randy, that was superb. 965 00:55:55,956 --> 00:55:57,056 Okay. 966 00:55:58,123 --> 00:55:59,588 See that, Kristin? 967 00:55:59,621 --> 00:56:00,990 That's how it's done. 968 00:56:01,956 --> 00:56:03,090 Unmute. 969 00:56:04,621 --> 00:56:06,521 Kristin. 970 00:56:06,555 --> 00:56:07,889 Hey, tell me you heard Randy's pitch. 971 00:56:09,156 --> 00:56:11,156 Oh, Kristin? 972 00:56:12,323 --> 00:56:13,656 Are you drunk? 973 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:19,856 Oh, man. I really hoped this day would never come 974 00:56:19,889 --> 00:56:22,190 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 975 00:56:22,223 --> 00:56:25,256 By the way, you have some pasta sauce on your face. 976 00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:28,856 You know what? 977 00:56:28,889 --> 00:56:30,622 Fuck you! 978 00:56:30,656 --> 00:56:33,789 Whoa! That's gratitude for you. 979 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:34,990 -Highly unnecessary. -Toxic. 980 00:56:38,555 --> 00:56:40,223 Oh, God. 981 00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:03,890 Hmm? 982 00:58:03,924 --> 00:58:05,991 You left quite a mess at the villa. 983 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,523 You need to tell us when things like this happen, 984 00:58:08,557 --> 00:58:10,090 so we don't have to worry 985 00:58:10,123 --> 00:58:12,290 whether or not you are currently alive. 986 00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:14,657 Oh, fine. So, next time someone tries to murder me, 987 00:58:14,690 --> 00:58:15,790 I'll be sure to let you know. 988 00:58:15,824 --> 00:58:17,590 Grazie. 989 00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:20,057 Now, the Romanos want to meet today. 990 00:58:20,091 --> 00:58:23,190 Oh, so they can try to kill me again? Huh! 991 00:58:23,223 --> 00:58:26,623 I thought once you'd had sex, you would calm down a bit. 992 00:58:26,657 --> 00:58:27,824 Hey, I've been here two days 993 00:58:27,857 --> 00:58:29,091 and I've been almost murdered twice. 994 00:58:29,124 --> 00:58:30,091 That's one per day. 995 00:58:30,124 --> 00:58:32,857 I'm gonna need a lot more sex to calm me down! 996 00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:34,091 I know a man. 997 00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:38,091 Stop with your cousin, please. 998 00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:40,590 They're prepared to make some concessions. 999 00:58:40,623 --> 00:58:42,057 We have the upper hand. 1000 00:58:42,091 --> 00:58:44,224 They've agreed to a public meeting. 1001 00:58:44,256 --> 00:58:46,024 Fabrizio will be there with you. 1002 00:58:46,057 --> 00:58:49,024 I can't be there because it's only family. 1003 00:58:49,057 --> 00:58:51,224 Fine. But I wanna meet at La Bottega del Gelato 1004 00:58:51,257 --> 00:58:52,323 because it has a five-star rating. 1005 00:58:52,357 --> 00:58:55,257 And I never have gelato. And I have been dying to go! 1006 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,224 -But we have... -That's an order! 1007 00:58:58,224 --> 00:59:00,790 Mmm. Mmm! 1008 00:59:00,824 --> 00:59:04,157 Look, I am tired of this war. 1009 00:59:04,191 --> 00:59:06,124 Oh, my gosh, Tripadvisor does not lie. 1010 00:59:06,157 --> 00:59:08,590 My family is tired of this war. 1011 00:59:09,057 --> 00:59:10,623 It's got to stop. 1012 00:59:10,657 --> 00:59:12,957 We couldn't agree more. 1013 00:59:12,991 --> 00:59:17,224 You killed our boss, and our best killer. 1014 00:59:17,857 --> 00:59:19,890 All by yourself. 1015 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:22,191 Does your offer for Formia stand? 1016 00:59:23,590 --> 00:59:25,724 Yes. Absoluto. 1017 00:59:27,957 --> 00:59:31,191 So, we are at peace then, Mammone? 1018 00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:39,491 We are at peace... 1019 00:59:42,857 --> 00:59:44,091 Donna Balbano. 1020 00:59:56,224 --> 00:59:57,558 Oh. 1021 01:00:04,157 --> 01:00:05,524 Well, there you go. 1022 01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:07,824 Can I get another scoop? 1023 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:34,890 You really impressed me. 1024 01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:36,658 Oh, yeah, the meeting 1025 01:00:36,691 --> 01:00:38,191 went better than I thought it would. 1026 01:00:38,224 --> 01:00:40,091 Because you terrified them. 1027 01:00:40,124 --> 01:00:43,758 Last night was a true work of art. 1028 01:00:45,091 --> 01:00:47,791 You have rage, Kristin. 1029 01:00:48,725 --> 01:00:50,124 Wild, 1030 01:00:50,157 --> 01:00:52,725 passionate, deep rage. 1031 01:00:54,124 --> 01:00:55,191 I like it. 1032 01:00:56,891 --> 01:01:00,224 Okay. 1033 01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:04,091 You know, it wasn't just blood on Bruno. 1034 01:01:05,558 --> 01:01:08,891 It was mushy, thick. 1035 01:01:08,925 --> 01:01:13,025 Bits of his scrotum were stuffed in his eye socket. 1036 01:01:13,591 --> 01:01:14,392 Mmm. 1037 01:01:16,025 --> 01:01:18,224 And that's why they listened to you. 1038 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:21,058 Because he had bits of his scrotum stuffed in his eye socket? 1039 01:01:21,925 --> 01:01:23,624 Maybe. 1040 01:01:23,658 --> 01:01:26,491 And that's how you earned rispetto. 1041 01:01:27,658 --> 01:01:30,058 You'll fit right into this family! 1042 01:01:31,624 --> 01:01:32,791 Give me your hand. 1043 01:01:33,825 --> 01:01:34,958 What, uh... 1044 01:01:35,992 --> 01:01:37,891 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't have to. 1045 01:01:37,925 --> 01:01:38,958 -Yeah. -You should... No, no. 1046 01:01:38,992 --> 01:01:40,192 Oh, it's too big. I don't... 1047 01:01:40,224 --> 01:01:41,758 Mmm. 1048 01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,691 Yeah, it fits pretty well. 1049 01:01:46,257 --> 01:01:47,524 And now... 1050 01:01:48,092 --> 01:01:50,192 give me some "grrrr." 1051 01:01:50,225 --> 01:01:51,825 Be the leopard! 1052 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,825 - What, uh... 1053 01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,858 No, no. 1054 01:01:58,825 --> 01:02:00,092 No, no, no. 1055 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:02,891 No fur ball. No espresso machine. 1056 01:02:02,925 --> 01:02:04,258 Just... 1057 01:02:10,992 --> 01:02:12,491 This one. This one. This one. 1058 01:02:14,025 --> 01:02:15,025 Bye. 1059 01:02:17,158 --> 01:02:19,058 Okay. Thank you. 1060 01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:21,225 Oh, my God. 1061 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,125 What the fuck? 1062 01:02:28,658 --> 01:02:29,925 Are you kidding me? 1063 01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:47,559 Oh, God. 1064 01:02:48,192 --> 01:02:50,825 Oh, Bianca. 1065 01:02:50,858 --> 01:02:51,758 You know, a month ago, 1066 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:54,259 I was feeding the homeless in Long Beach. 1067 01:02:54,293 --> 01:02:57,825 I mean, I help old people cross the road all the time. 1068 01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,825 I am a good person. 1069 01:03:00,858 --> 01:03:04,592 Of course you are. You made peace. 1070 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:07,692 Yeah, but at what cost? I feel like Michael Corleone. 1071 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,625 You saw the movie? 1072 01:03:10,659 --> 01:03:13,192 No. I read the Wikipedia summary. 1073 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:19,158 Kristin, the world isn't black and white. 1074 01:03:19,193 --> 01:03:22,158 Your grandfather took care of my family. 1075 01:03:22,193 --> 01:03:24,226 He put my mother through school 1076 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:26,659 -and gave us shelter and food. -Huh. 1077 01:03:28,058 --> 01:03:30,259 And bought me this leg. 1078 01:03:31,759 --> 01:03:34,726 I owe him everything. 1079 01:03:34,759 --> 01:03:37,859 My point is, just because you're a Mafia boss, 1080 01:03:37,891 --> 01:03:40,293 doesn't mean you have to be a bad person. 1081 01:03:40,326 --> 01:03:42,859 Right. Right. 1082 01:03:42,892 --> 01:03:45,158 Wait, what did you say about your leg? 1083 01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:50,226 When I was 13, a truck hit my Vespa. 1084 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:52,058 Oh, my God! 1085 01:03:52,092 --> 01:03:54,226 All the kids made fun of me. 1086 01:03:54,259 --> 01:03:55,792 Oh. 1087 01:03:55,826 --> 01:04:01,125 But Don Balbano came to our house with a big box. 1088 01:04:01,159 --> 01:04:04,159 And he brought me a prosthetic leg. 1089 01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:07,058 It changed my life. 1090 01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:10,792 Wow. I mean, jeez, I... 1091 01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:14,159 I didn't even... 1092 01:04:14,193 --> 01:04:16,125 Couldn't tell. Looks so real. 1093 01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:19,926 Precision Swiss technology. 1094 01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:23,125 -Upgraded every five years. -Huh. 1095 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:25,226 So, Kristin, I'm living proof 1096 01:04:25,259 --> 01:04:28,559 that you can do a lot of good with the power you have. 1097 01:04:28,592 --> 01:04:30,959 It's not about losing yourself. 1098 01:04:31,892 --> 01:04:35,492 It's about becoming yourself. 1099 01:04:37,093 --> 01:04:41,194 But if this isn't what you want, you can leave. 1100 01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:43,692 I can? 1101 01:04:44,826 --> 01:04:46,293 You made peace. 1102 01:04:46,326 --> 01:04:48,993 You can go home to your old life. 1103 01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,059 To the old you. 1104 01:04:52,093 --> 01:04:54,293 Oh, no, I don't wanna go back to that me. 1105 01:04:54,326 --> 01:04:56,260 I don't like that one. No, I don't think so. 1106 01:04:56,294 --> 01:04:58,926 Then what do you wanna do? 1107 01:05:00,294 --> 01:05:02,692 Well, 1108 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:05,592 we're involved in an import/export business, right? 1109 01:05:06,127 --> 01:05:07,194 Mmm-hmm. 1110 01:05:09,692 --> 01:05:10,692 Hmm. 1111 01:05:14,659 --> 01:05:15,892 I think I have an idea. 1112 01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,525 It's a win-win, right? 1113 01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:20,926 Because we keep prices low 1114 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:23,160 and we sell medications to people in Italy 1115 01:05:23,194 --> 01:05:25,525 that they can't usually find at a reasonable rate. 1116 01:05:25,559 --> 01:05:27,094 Because it's not just about profit. 1117 01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:29,059 It's about helping people, right? 1118 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,727 I was just thinking. 1119 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,160 We've been together a few months now 1120 01:07:14,194 --> 01:07:16,827 and I have never been to your place. 1121 01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:18,760 You're still quite secretive. 1122 01:07:18,793 --> 01:07:21,260 I am not secretive. 1123 01:07:22,793 --> 01:07:25,294 I'm not. Come here, I'm gonna take a photo 1124 01:07:25,327 --> 01:07:28,593 of us and the Vaticano. 1125 01:07:28,626 --> 01:07:30,693 - Right. Ready? - Okay. 1126 01:07:31,893 --> 01:07:33,793 -Yay. -Yay. 1127 01:07:33,827 --> 01:07:36,995 There. Okay. And now I am posting it. 1128 01:07:38,028 --> 01:07:40,095 Immediately. There. 1129 01:07:40,128 --> 01:07:41,660 There we are. Done. 1130 01:07:41,693 --> 01:07:43,161 -Okay. -Mmm-hmm. 1131 01:07:48,995 --> 01:07:50,294 Nicky. Oh, my God, 1132 01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:51,995 I miss you so much. It's my son. 1133 01:07:52,028 --> 01:07:53,161 Who's the dude? 1134 01:07:53,195 --> 01:07:55,995 Uh, he is my pasta teacher. 1135 01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:58,893 We're just out buying double zero flour. 1136 01:07:58,928 --> 01:08:02,028 Okay. I gotta go to class. Um, I love you. 1137 01:08:02,061 --> 01:08:03,493 I love you. 1138 01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,261 Pasta teacher? Honestly, I just feel like 1139 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,961 you're not telling me something. 1140 01:08:11,995 --> 01:08:13,760 -Oh, really? -Don't you trust me? 1141 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,893 -Stop it. -Don't you trust me? 1142 01:08:16,928 --> 01:08:19,028 Don't even joke. 1143 01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:21,161 You can tell me anything. 1144 01:08:25,961 --> 01:08:27,228 I love you. 1145 01:08:37,328 --> 01:08:39,295 Oh, my God. Paul? 1146 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:41,228 -Your Paul? -That Paul? 1147 01:08:41,261 --> 01:08:42,693 Get off me! Who the hell are these guys? 1148 01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:44,095 What the hell are you doing here? 1149 01:08:44,128 --> 01:08:46,660 I flew here to find you. I saw your Insta. 1150 01:08:46,693 --> 01:08:49,061 Dammit. I post one stupid photo. 1151 01:08:50,061 --> 01:08:51,961 He's much weaker than I imagined. 1152 01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:53,928 And I imagined someone very weak. 1153 01:08:53,961 --> 01:08:55,894 -Who's Paul? -I'm her husband! 1154 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:57,627 No... 1155 01:08:57,660 --> 01:08:59,827 -You are married? -No, we are separated. 1156 01:08:59,861 --> 01:09:01,295 Look, I can see you're a pretty handsome guy 1157 01:09:01,328 --> 01:09:02,793 and you've been having some great sex... 1158 01:09:02,827 --> 01:09:03,861 Dante, please take him back to the villa. 1159 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:07,693 -Come on, Paul. Let's go. -What, what? Let me go. 1160 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:09,793 So he gets to go to your place, but I can't? 1161 01:09:09,827 --> 01:09:11,760 No, it's not like that. No. 1162 01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:13,095 You told me you were divorced. 1163 01:09:13,128 --> 01:09:14,061 Well, we may as well be. 1164 01:09:14,095 --> 01:09:15,728 He's a horrible husband who cheated on me. 1165 01:09:16,328 --> 01:09:18,228 -No. No. -No, I mean... 1166 01:09:18,261 --> 01:09:20,095 It's taken me so long to trust again. 1167 01:09:20,128 --> 01:09:21,928 -And I really care about you. -No, no. 1168 01:09:21,961 --> 01:09:24,561 I... I care about you. I care about you so much. 1169 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,261 Then let's be honest with each other. 1170 01:09:27,928 --> 01:09:31,761 Is there anything else you are keeping from me? 1171 01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:36,195 -Hmm? -Um... 1172 01:09:36,228 --> 01:09:39,028 Oh, my God. Um... 1173 01:09:39,061 --> 01:09:42,161 I'm so sorry, I really do have to go deal with this. 1174 01:09:42,195 --> 01:09:44,594 -Okay? I'm sorry. -Sure, go. 1175 01:09:45,594 --> 01:09:47,195 -It's okay. -I'll see you. 1176 01:09:56,061 --> 01:09:57,962 - God dammit, Paul. - Just stay back! 1177 01:09:57,995 --> 01:09:59,661 I need to pee, please. 1178 01:09:59,694 --> 01:10:01,795 -What did you guys do? -I shut his mouth. 1179 01:10:01,829 --> 01:10:03,028 He's very annoying. 1180 01:10:03,061 --> 01:10:04,627 I need to pee. I can't hold it. 1181 01:10:04,661 --> 01:10:06,061 Okay. Okay. 1182 01:10:07,061 --> 01:10:09,761 Nice and easy. 1183 01:10:09,795 --> 01:10:11,694 Actually, Dante, can you grab some baby oil and Q-tips? 1184 01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,228 -I think it'll be... -Ow! 1185 01:10:13,261 --> 01:10:15,929 Dammit! I was just getting over a cold sore. 1186 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,062 The cheater does not deserve your care. 1187 01:10:18,095 --> 01:10:20,062 You told these people about Tracy? 1188 01:10:20,095 --> 01:10:21,561 What the hell is wrong with you? 1189 01:10:21,594 --> 01:10:22,795 Hey. Hey. 1190 01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:26,062 Dammit! 1191 01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:28,829 No one talks to her that way. Show some respect. Huh? 1192 01:10:28,862 --> 01:10:30,561 To Kristin? 1193 01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:34,627 Ew. Kristin, do something. 1194 01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:40,829 Why are you so nice 1195 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,527 to this stronzo? 1196 01:10:43,228 --> 01:10:44,561 How dare you call me something 1197 01:10:44,594 --> 01:10:45,728 I don't even know what it means? 1198 01:10:46,895 --> 01:10:48,295 Who the hell are these people? 1199 01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:50,962 They are her best grape squashers. 1200 01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:52,196 And I'm the label maker. 1201 01:10:52,229 --> 01:10:54,594 Yes. I am a vintner now. 1202 01:10:54,627 --> 01:10:57,527 -You make swords? -Wine, stronzo. 1203 01:10:57,561 --> 01:10:59,162 I'm gonna look that word up as soon as I get outta here. 1204 01:10:59,196 --> 01:11:01,229 Why are you even here? 1205 01:11:01,262 --> 01:11:04,527 I hadn't heard from you. I was worried about you. 1206 01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:06,594 I miss you. 1207 01:11:09,627 --> 01:11:10,661 Okay. 1208 01:11:11,594 --> 01:11:12,661 Okay, fine. 1209 01:11:13,196 --> 01:11:15,627 After you lost your job, 1210 01:11:15,661 --> 01:11:17,962 our joint bank account is empty. 1211 01:11:17,996 --> 01:11:19,627 So, I figured, you know, 1212 01:11:19,661 --> 01:11:20,729 since I'm your husband, 1213 01:11:20,762 --> 01:11:23,661 I should probably come live with you in the villa. 1214 01:11:23,694 --> 01:11:25,229 Oh, my God. It all makes perfect sense now. 1215 01:11:25,262 --> 01:11:27,729 You only came here to get something else from me! 1216 01:11:28,262 --> 01:11:29,463 Go home, Paul. 1217 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:32,795 Actually, you only had enough points for a one-way ticket. 1218 01:11:32,829 --> 01:11:34,527 - Pathetic. - He's not worth it. 1219 01:11:34,561 --> 01:11:35,429 What did you see in him? 1220 01:11:35,463 --> 01:11:36,661 -Just take my card and... -Kristin, no. 1221 01:11:36,694 --> 01:11:37,661 Don't! 1222 01:11:37,694 --> 01:11:38,661 -No, you're better than this. -You're right. 1223 01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,627 -I should just book it myself. -No, Kristin. 1224 01:11:40,661 --> 01:11:42,561 -That's not what we meant! -That's worse. 1225 01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:43,594 Fine. Fine. 1226 01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:46,862 Paul, you're a grown-ass man! 1227 01:11:46,895 --> 01:11:49,162 -Figure it out yourself! -There you go. 1228 01:11:49,196 --> 01:11:50,996 Own your power. Brava. 1229 01:11:51,029 --> 01:11:53,196 So, take him to the airport! 1230 01:11:59,962 --> 01:12:01,296 You've been stress 1231 01:12:01,329 --> 01:12:03,862 grape gathering all night. 1232 01:12:03,895 --> 01:12:07,662 Stop worrying about your imbecile husband. 1233 01:12:07,695 --> 01:12:10,829 He'll find his way home. Or he won't. 1234 01:12:10,862 --> 01:12:14,196 No, it's just that, you know, Paul hurt me so much 1235 01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:15,730 over the years with all the lying. 1236 01:12:15,762 --> 01:12:17,962 And I don't wanna do that to Lorenzo. 1237 01:12:17,996 --> 01:12:20,795 But you can't tell Lorenzo about this part of your life. 1238 01:12:20,829 --> 01:12:22,962 I know. I know. 1239 01:12:22,996 --> 01:12:25,262 But what if it wasn't part of my life? 1240 01:12:27,096 --> 01:12:28,628 What are you saying? 1241 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:30,763 I'm saying... 1242 01:12:31,562 --> 01:12:32,796 I want out. 1243 01:12:34,329 --> 01:12:37,162 But the family heads are meeting today. 1244 01:12:37,196 --> 01:12:39,129 I'm not allowed at the table, 1245 01:12:39,162 --> 01:12:41,628 but you and Fabrizio have to be there. 1246 01:12:41,663 --> 01:12:42,696 Okay, perfect. 1247 01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:44,863 Well, that's where I'll announce my resignation. 1248 01:12:44,895 --> 01:12:46,830 But you can't just leave. 1249 01:12:48,129 --> 01:12:49,296 Actually, yes, I can. 1250 01:12:49,329 --> 01:12:51,730 You said, once I made peace, remember? 1251 01:12:52,930 --> 01:12:54,996 You believed me. 1252 01:12:55,029 --> 01:12:58,262 I knew you wouldn't go back to your old sad life. 1253 01:12:59,863 --> 01:13:04,696 Besides, that was before you created all this beauty. 1254 01:13:04,730 --> 01:13:07,796 The pharmacy business. Helping people. 1255 01:13:07,830 --> 01:13:11,863 I know. I just wanna give Lorenzo a chance. 1256 01:13:11,896 --> 01:13:14,830 So, you're willing to give up all of this 1257 01:13:14,863 --> 01:13:17,129 for a man you barely know? 1258 01:13:17,162 --> 01:13:19,863 What? We've been dating for months! 1259 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,963 Have you farted in front of him? 1260 01:13:23,162 --> 01:13:25,296 Well, like a tiny little... 1261 01:13:26,796 --> 01:13:28,097 He didn't hear it. But, you know, 1262 01:13:28,130 --> 01:13:29,763 he did fart in front of me once. 1263 01:13:30,663 --> 01:13:32,097 But, really, 1264 01:13:32,130 --> 01:13:33,863 I've made up my mind. 1265 01:13:35,963 --> 01:13:37,262 Fine. 1266 01:13:37,296 --> 01:13:40,796 I just hope this is what you want. 1267 01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:45,629 Never let a man dictate who you are or what you can do. 1268 01:14:43,297 --> 01:14:44,596 Thank you all 1269 01:14:44,629 --> 01:14:45,763 for joining us today. 1270 01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,163 We called this meeting 1271 01:14:47,197 --> 01:14:50,163 to discuss your pharmaceutical business. 1272 01:14:50,763 --> 01:14:51,863 Yes. 1273 01:14:51,896 --> 01:14:54,830 Hello, everyone. I'm Donna Balbano. 1274 01:14:54,863 --> 01:14:56,063 And I brought a little something special 1275 01:14:56,097 --> 01:14:57,130 for everybody today. 1276 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,997 Ta-da! I made muffins. 1277 01:15:04,030 --> 01:15:05,597 I know you may not wanna eat them 1278 01:15:05,630 --> 01:15:06,830 because of the whole poison thing, 1279 01:15:06,863 --> 01:15:09,163 but please remember, we are at peace. 1280 01:15:09,997 --> 01:15:12,097 See? Mmm. 1281 01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:14,063 Poison-free muffins. 1282 01:15:14,097 --> 01:15:15,564 I just thought it would be really nice 1283 01:15:15,597 --> 01:15:17,597 -to break bread together. -Kristin! 1284 01:15:17,630 --> 01:15:19,163 -My bananas were going bad... -Enough! 1285 01:15:19,197 --> 01:15:21,063 And I needed to use them. 1286 01:15:23,796 --> 01:15:26,863 Your business is causing quite the problem for us. 1287 01:15:26,896 --> 01:15:28,963 I deal with pharmaceuticals, Mammone. 1288 01:15:28,997 --> 01:15:31,263 I'm not touching electronics, or your cars. 1289 01:15:31,297 --> 01:15:33,797 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1290 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:36,063 But all of our business 1291 01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:38,263 has to pass by the inspectors. 1292 01:15:38,297 --> 01:15:41,530 And the inspectors are on your payroll. 1293 01:15:42,697 --> 01:15:45,664 Hey, listen, listen. I could talk to the inspectors. 1294 01:15:45,697 --> 01:15:48,163 I have a great rapport with them. 1295 01:15:48,197 --> 01:15:51,664 The damage is done. We are losing a lot of money. 1296 01:15:53,630 --> 01:15:58,297 You must pay a percentage of your business. 1297 01:15:58,330 --> 01:16:00,764 Actually, now is really not the best time. 1298 01:16:00,797 --> 01:16:03,130 I was hoping we can keep all this beautiful peace 1299 01:16:03,163 --> 01:16:04,130 that we've been enjoying. 1300 01:16:04,163 --> 01:16:07,263 You know, I'm alive. You guys are all alive. 1301 01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:10,931 In fact, these muffins are kind of a parting gift. 1302 01:16:10,964 --> 01:16:12,998 I'm planning on stepping down shortly. 1303 01:16:14,031 --> 01:16:16,831 Oh, I'll be leaving you in very good hands. 1304 01:16:17,664 --> 01:16:19,564 Bianca will be taking over 1305 01:16:19,597 --> 01:16:21,630 as the new boss of the Balbano family. 1306 01:16:22,831 --> 01:16:24,031 Your secretary? 1307 01:16:24,064 --> 01:16:25,731 She is so much more than a secretary. 1308 01:16:25,764 --> 01:16:27,098 You have no idea. 1309 01:16:27,130 --> 01:16:28,163 Nice joke. 1310 01:16:30,098 --> 01:16:33,831 You think you can fuck us all over 1311 01:16:33,864 --> 01:16:35,230 and leave? 1312 01:16:35,263 --> 01:16:36,297 No. 1313 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,697 It doesn't work like that. 1314 01:16:37,731 --> 01:16:40,630 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1315 01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:44,198 Let's all calm down. I'm not fucking anybody over. 1316 01:16:47,964 --> 01:16:50,697 Lorenzo? Oh, my God, you're a cop? 1317 01:16:50,731 --> 01:16:52,564 Not fucking us over, eh? 1318 01:16:59,164 --> 01:17:00,998 Weapons down, motherfuckers! 1319 01:17:01,031 --> 01:17:02,231 Aunt Esmeralda? 1320 01:17:12,964 --> 01:17:13,998 Oh, my... 1321 01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:25,998 Kristin! Kristin! 1322 01:17:30,264 --> 01:17:32,764 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1323 01:17:39,264 --> 01:17:41,098 Kristin. Kristin! 1324 01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:44,564 -Let's go! -Okay. 1325 01:17:46,298 --> 01:17:47,597 Stay low. 1326 01:18:02,964 --> 01:18:05,298 So, you were just using me this whole entire time? 1327 01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:06,931 My parents were gunned down 1328 01:18:06,964 --> 01:18:09,098 by the Mafia right in front of me! 1329 01:18:09,131 --> 01:18:13,064 At my soccer game. After I missed a goal. 1330 01:18:21,231 --> 01:18:22,797 Uzi. 1331 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:34,931 I was assigned to this case... 1332 01:18:34,964 --> 01:18:35,998 So I'm just a case? 1333 01:18:36,031 --> 01:18:38,832 What about your marriage, and your ex, that's lies? 1334 01:18:39,264 --> 01:18:40,631 Mostly. 1335 01:18:40,665 --> 01:18:41,765 And who the fuck is Esmeralda? 1336 01:18:41,798 --> 01:18:44,131 You mean Maria? She's my boss. 1337 01:18:44,164 --> 01:18:45,931 And who are you? 1338 01:18:45,964 --> 01:18:47,897 -I am Rodolfo. -Rodolfo? 1339 01:18:49,832 --> 01:18:51,198 Yes, but you can call me Rudy. 1340 01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:53,198 Rudy? I'm not calling you anything. 1341 01:19:00,332 --> 01:19:01,765 Mama! 1342 01:19:07,131 --> 01:19:10,164 Oh, my God. Are you even a pasta maker? 1343 01:19:10,198 --> 01:19:11,698 We were gonna run away together. 1344 01:19:11,732 --> 01:19:12,898 We were gonna open a restaurant. 1345 01:19:12,932 --> 01:19:13,965 I was gonna make the wine, you were gonna make the food. 1346 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,131 I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. 1347 01:19:16,164 --> 01:19:17,631 It was gonna be heaven! 1348 01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:19,198 How fat? 1349 01:19:20,865 --> 01:19:21,865 All clear! 1350 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:23,932 Get away from me. 1351 01:19:23,965 --> 01:19:26,232 Please. No, no, Kristin, please. Kristin. 1352 01:19:26,265 --> 01:19:28,698 No, I am not talking to you. We are done. 1353 01:19:28,732 --> 01:19:30,832 Uh, no, Kristin. 1354 01:19:30,865 --> 01:19:32,065 I'm arresting you. 1355 01:19:33,265 --> 01:19:34,565 I'm sorry. 1356 01:19:42,732 --> 01:19:44,065 I'm so sorry for this. 1357 01:19:48,332 --> 01:19:49,531 Come on. 1358 01:19:56,199 --> 01:19:57,832 I... 1359 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,300 You... 1360 01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:10,165 have a finger in your hair. 1361 01:20:12,898 --> 01:20:14,099 Stick it up your ass! 1362 01:20:19,999 --> 01:20:21,065 Ciao. 1363 01:20:22,132 --> 01:20:23,233 So... 1364 01:20:23,266 --> 01:20:25,165 This is your first trial, right? 1365 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,233 -Mmm-hmm. -Oh, good for you. 1366 01:20:28,898 --> 01:20:30,732 Wait. Wait. 1367 01:20:30,765 --> 01:20:32,099 - Excuse me. - Oh, my God, Jenny! 1368 01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:33,765 Kristin. 1369 01:20:33,798 --> 01:20:36,698 -Don't say anything. -Thank you so much. 1370 01:20:36,732 --> 01:20:39,032 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my goodness. Hey! 1371 01:20:39,065 --> 01:20:41,166 Take your hands off of my client! 1372 01:20:42,631 --> 01:20:44,765 Give me that. Give... 1373 01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,631 What are you, still in diapers? 1374 01:20:47,732 --> 01:20:48,732 Bianca called me. 1375 01:20:48,765 --> 01:20:50,865 You didn't think I was gonna let my best friend 1376 01:20:50,898 --> 01:20:52,999 rot in an Italian jail, did you? 1377 01:20:53,032 --> 01:20:55,532 I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No. 1378 01:20:55,566 --> 01:20:57,898 Oh, my God. How did they get out of jail? 1379 01:20:57,932 --> 01:20:59,532 Not enough evidence to charge them. 1380 01:20:59,566 --> 01:21:01,632 Right. And what about Bianca? Where is she? 1381 01:21:01,665 --> 01:21:02,865 It's better for you if she's not here. 1382 01:21:02,898 --> 01:21:03,999 Okay, got it. 1383 01:21:07,566 --> 01:21:08,965 -That Lorenzo? -Yeah. 1384 01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:11,499 Hi. 1385 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,532 Dick! 1386 01:21:14,798 --> 01:21:17,832 Such a good echo. 1387 01:21:17,865 --> 01:21:21,200 What a dick! 1388 01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:30,632 Signora Giudice, 1389 01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:34,865 today I will show that Ms. Balbano has taken over 1390 01:21:34,898 --> 01:21:37,266 the criminal enterprise of her grandfather, 1391 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:38,766 Giuseppe Balbano. 1392 01:21:39,632 --> 01:21:40,799 Madame Judge, 1393 01:21:41,599 --> 01:21:43,200 Signora Giudice, 1394 01:21:43,233 --> 01:21:45,999 I will show you that my client simply came to Italy 1395 01:21:46,032 --> 01:21:47,300 to pay her respects and found 1396 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,965 that she had inherited a vineyard. 1397 01:21:49,999 --> 01:21:52,866 Now, was my client seen in a room 1398 01:21:52,899 --> 01:21:54,799 filled with questionable people? 1399 01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,933 Sure. But only to tell them that she wanted no part of it. 1400 01:21:59,666 --> 01:22:00,866 Giannina, 1401 01:22:00,899 --> 01:22:04,266 could you tell us your dealings with the Indagato. 1402 01:22:08,566 --> 01:22:12,000 Well, everyone else calls me "waitress," 1403 01:22:12,032 --> 01:22:13,133 cameriera, 1404 01:22:14,599 --> 01:22:15,933 but she calls me by my name. 1405 01:22:18,133 --> 01:22:20,799 She likes my bonsai tree. 1406 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:23,899 She tells us we are her best vintners. 1407 01:22:23,933 --> 01:22:26,166 She makes us feel appreciated. 1408 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,566 So, we repay our gratitude by being her bodyguards. 1409 01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:31,733 We go with her at the meeting 1410 01:22:31,766 --> 01:22:33,766 because they want to hurt 1411 01:22:33,799 --> 01:22:35,300 sweet woman. 1412 01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:38,666 They are very, very, very bad guys. 1413 01:22:38,699 --> 01:22:41,733 Look what they did to the poor Dante. 1414 01:22:41,766 --> 01:22:45,566 How long was this undercover operation of yours? 1415 01:22:45,599 --> 01:22:48,899 Well, I've been investigating Giuseppe Balbano for years. 1416 01:22:48,933 --> 01:22:49,899 When I met the Indagato, 1417 01:22:49,933 --> 01:22:52,866 she'd just landed in Italy for the funeral... 1418 01:22:52,899 --> 01:22:54,266 And when did you start having 1419 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:56,666 sexual relations with my client? 1420 01:22:56,699 --> 01:22:57,933 I ask the questions here! 1421 01:22:58,966 --> 01:23:00,699 And when did you start 1422 01:23:00,733 --> 01:23:03,234 having sexual relations with the Indagato? 1423 01:23:04,034 --> 01:23:05,632 About... 1424 01:23:06,134 --> 01:23:07,167 one day after. 1425 01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:10,799 But she was asking for it. 1426 01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:13,599 Okay. I mean, not... I mean, not asking. 1427 01:23:13,632 --> 01:23:16,566 But she said this trip was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck." 1428 01:23:16,599 --> 01:23:19,101 The book is Eat, Pray, Love. 1429 01:23:19,134 --> 01:23:21,532 You took advantage of an innocent winemaker 1430 01:23:21,566 --> 01:23:23,733 and sullied a literary masterpiece. 1431 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:25,799 You gross. 1432 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:28,134 I came to this country 1433 01:23:29,599 --> 01:23:31,301 at a time in my life 1434 01:23:31,334 --> 01:23:34,499 where I completely doubted myself. 1435 01:23:35,234 --> 01:23:36,201 Then when I arrived here, 1436 01:23:36,234 --> 01:23:39,666 I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. 1437 01:23:39,699 --> 01:23:41,500 It was shriveling 1438 01:23:42,034 --> 01:23:43,201 and dying... 1439 01:23:45,699 --> 01:23:46,766 much like me. 1440 01:23:47,632 --> 01:23:49,666 So, I nurtured it. 1441 01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:50,899 And I came to realize 1442 01:23:50,933 --> 01:23:54,301 that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. 1443 01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:58,799 I inherited an opportunity to fulfil my purpose. 1444 01:23:59,899 --> 01:24:00,933 So... 1445 01:24:02,034 --> 01:24:03,567 I inherited me. 1446 01:24:07,899 --> 01:24:08,899 Thank you. 1447 01:24:13,034 --> 01:24:14,899 I don't need to hear anything anymore. 1448 01:24:14,933 --> 01:24:17,034 I've made my decision. 1449 01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:21,101 No grounds to proceed. 1450 01:24:29,167 --> 01:24:31,201 He's gonna give me a ride home. 1451 01:24:33,034 --> 01:24:35,667 Bravo! 1452 01:24:39,567 --> 01:24:40,800 Kristin? 1453 01:24:40,834 --> 01:24:42,800 Kristin, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1454 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,201 Congratulations. 1455 01:24:47,234 --> 01:24:51,001 Well, I just wanted you to know that it wasn't all lies. 1456 01:24:51,034 --> 01:24:53,067 I really did fall in love with you. 1457 01:24:55,001 --> 01:24:56,267 And I still love you. 1458 01:25:01,935 --> 01:25:04,167 I thought I was listening to my heart. 1459 01:25:04,935 --> 01:25:05,901 But it turns out 1460 01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:08,800 I was just using another man to validate me. 1461 01:25:10,267 --> 01:25:13,101 And for the first time in my life... 1462 01:25:13,134 --> 01:25:15,267 I honestly don't give a shit. 1463 01:25:35,102 --> 01:25:38,002 Oh, my God. Dante. Dante. 1464 01:25:38,035 --> 01:25:39,600 Oh, my God, those goddamn Romanos. 1465 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:41,968 Oh, he's losing a lot of blood. 1466 01:25:42,002 --> 01:25:43,667 Here, I've got this thing. 1467 01:25:43,700 --> 01:25:45,800 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to get him some help. 1468 01:25:46,968 --> 01:25:47,734 Oh, God, who is this? 1469 01:25:47,767 --> 01:25:49,633 It's Bianca. She's in the winery. 1470 01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:51,800 Oh, my God, she's been shot, too. 1471 01:25:51,834 --> 01:25:56,202 Uh, uh, okay, you stay with Dante and I'll go to Bianca. 1472 01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:57,533 Wait, wait, wait. 1473 01:25:57,567 --> 01:25:59,968 Just in case. 1474 01:26:03,567 --> 01:26:04,800 Bianca? 1475 01:26:04,835 --> 01:26:06,035 What? Nicky. 1476 01:26:06,068 --> 01:26:07,868 Bianca is dead. 1477 01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:09,235 Mom. 1478 01:26:09,268 --> 01:26:11,667 I knew you'd come back 1479 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:15,035 if your precious Bianca texted you. 1480 01:26:16,268 --> 01:26:17,567 Drop the gun. 1481 01:26:19,268 --> 01:26:21,533 And kick it to me. 1482 01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:24,767 Good girl. 1483 01:26:26,235 --> 01:26:27,202 What are you guys doing here? 1484 01:26:27,235 --> 01:26:29,068 You can thank your husband for this. 1485 01:26:29,102 --> 01:26:31,002 He lured your son here to... 1486 01:26:31,035 --> 01:26:34,202 something about guilting you 1487 01:26:34,235 --> 01:26:36,168 into taking him back. 1488 01:26:36,202 --> 01:26:37,700 Look, I was worried about you, Mom. 1489 01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:39,767 - Oh, honey. - Honey. 1490 01:26:40,835 --> 01:26:42,002 What do you want? 1491 01:26:43,235 --> 01:26:45,302 Are you serious? 1492 01:26:45,335 --> 01:26:47,667 I want to be the head of the Balbano family! 1493 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:50,667 I told everyone I'm leaving. 1494 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:52,901 And leaving it all to fucking Bianca! 1495 01:26:54,901 --> 01:26:56,600 Hey! 1496 01:26:56,633 --> 01:26:58,667 Really, Paul? You're just gonna waddle out of here 1497 01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,801 and leave our son sitting there? 1498 01:26:59,835 --> 01:27:01,235 Whoa, whoa! 1499 01:27:01,268 --> 01:27:03,102 No! 1500 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:04,868 Don't you dare touch my kid! 1501 01:27:09,634 --> 01:27:10,700 Mom, look out. 1502 01:27:17,235 --> 01:27:19,302 I've been shot. It burns. 1503 01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:21,268 You have terrible taste in men. 1504 01:27:22,035 --> 01:27:23,168 No shit. 1505 01:27:23,202 --> 01:27:24,768 Paul, untie our son 1506 01:27:24,801 --> 01:27:26,068 -and get the hell outta here! -Untie me. 1507 01:27:26,102 --> 01:27:28,068 Babe, this knot is impossible. 1508 01:27:28,102 --> 01:27:29,568 Hold on. 1509 01:27:33,701 --> 01:27:35,235 -Paul. Here, take this. -Yeah? Okay. 1510 01:27:35,268 --> 01:27:36,668 Keep it pointed at him, okay? 1511 01:27:36,701 --> 01:27:37,968 Yeah, it's heavy. 1512 01:27:40,168 --> 01:27:41,968 There. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1513 01:27:42,002 --> 01:27:43,135 Yeah. Are you? 1514 01:27:43,168 --> 01:27:44,601 Oh, God, I'm so happy to see you. 1515 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:45,469 -I've missed you so much. -How are you? 1516 01:27:45,501 --> 01:27:48,302 Hey, hey, I loosened the knot, right? 1517 01:27:48,335 --> 01:27:49,901 You're a baby. 1518 01:27:49,935 --> 01:27:51,035 I'm not a baby, you're a baby. 1519 01:27:51,068 --> 01:27:52,235 You're a big, fat, podgy baby. 1520 01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:53,235 You're a big, stupid, blonde baby. 1521 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,035 You're a baby with big poop in your diaper. 1522 01:27:55,068 --> 01:27:57,068 -Mom! -Don't move! 1523 01:27:57,102 --> 01:27:59,202 Oh, my God, Bianca, you're alive! 1524 01:27:59,235 --> 01:28:01,068 Of course I am. 1525 01:28:01,102 --> 01:28:02,135 No, no, no... 1526 01:28:02,168 --> 01:28:03,836 Fabrizio is a terrible shot. 1527 01:28:04,869 --> 01:28:06,168 Wait, wait, wait. 1528 01:28:07,601 --> 01:28:08,701 I saw you die. 1529 01:28:08,736 --> 01:28:11,268 You saw me take a bullet like a woman. 1530 01:28:11,302 --> 01:28:13,902 But there is a fucking major artery right there. 1531 01:28:13,936 --> 01:28:15,568 Wrong leg, idiot. 1532 01:28:17,003 --> 01:28:19,235 - High tension steel. - It's fucking cool, man. 1533 01:28:21,601 --> 01:28:23,168 I did have to re-adjust it. 1534 01:28:23,202 --> 01:28:25,168 That's why it took me so long. Sorry. 1535 01:28:25,202 --> 01:28:26,702 Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're okay. 1536 01:28:26,736 --> 01:28:27,736 Grazie, amore. 1537 01:28:29,601 --> 01:28:30,836 I'm hit again. 1538 01:28:30,869 --> 01:28:32,003 Dad, come on. 1539 01:28:41,202 --> 01:28:42,668 Bianca, take care of my kid, okay? 1540 01:28:42,702 --> 01:28:44,136 Make a break for the door. 1541 01:28:44,169 --> 01:28:46,568 I'll cover. Now! 1542 01:28:46,601 --> 01:28:47,736 Come on, Nicky. 1543 01:28:47,769 --> 01:28:48,802 Come on. Come on. 1544 01:28:48,836 --> 01:28:49,836 Go, go. 1545 01:28:50,936 --> 01:28:52,568 -Help me, Nicky. -Come on. 1546 01:29:22,303 --> 01:29:23,568 Drop it. 1547 01:29:27,269 --> 01:29:31,036 You think you can just come here and take over? 1548 01:29:31,069 --> 01:29:33,669 This is mine! All of it! 1549 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:34,902 I earned it! 1550 01:29:34,936 --> 01:29:38,069 Uh, you didn't earn anything. 1551 01:29:38,103 --> 01:29:39,736 I'm the one who had to come over here 1552 01:29:39,769 --> 01:29:41,169 and clean your mess up. 1553 01:29:41,203 --> 01:29:42,236 Oh, please. 1554 01:29:42,269 --> 01:29:44,836 Oh, yeah. I am the one who made this 1555 01:29:44,869 --> 01:29:47,802 awful wine fucking delicious. 1556 01:29:47,836 --> 01:29:49,669 Yeah, me. This. 1557 01:29:49,702 --> 01:29:51,769 I have done more for this family 1558 01:29:51,802 --> 01:29:53,136 in the last three months 1559 01:29:53,169 --> 01:29:55,236 than you have your entire life. 1560 01:29:55,269 --> 01:29:58,736 And yet you feel entitled to be the boss? 1561 01:30:08,669 --> 01:30:10,569 Oh, my God. Uh... 1562 01:30:10,603 --> 01:30:12,069 Oops. Are you, uh... 1563 01:30:12,103 --> 01:30:13,702 I guess it's a little rusty, huh? 1564 01:30:13,736 --> 01:30:14,936 I should get this fixed. 1565 01:30:14,969 --> 01:30:16,636 Help me! 1566 01:30:16,670 --> 01:30:18,802 Please. Please, cousin. 1567 01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:37,603 Say it. 1568 01:30:38,236 --> 01:30:39,570 What? 1569 01:30:40,103 --> 01:30:41,269 Say I'm the boss. 1570 01:30:45,169 --> 01:30:46,803 Never! 1571 01:30:46,837 --> 01:30:49,737 Then, as the boss, I'm gonna have to let you go. 1572 01:30:51,636 --> 01:30:52,936 I've always wanted to say that. 1573 01:30:56,236 --> 01:30:58,570 You can't do it, can you? 1574 01:31:01,203 --> 01:31:03,770 Hey. Hey, stop! No! 1575 01:31:04,336 --> 01:31:05,203 No! 1576 01:31:49,570 --> 01:31:53,670 Okay. Introducing the newest Balbano rose. 1577 01:31:53,703 --> 01:31:55,870 It's called Little Pinky. 1578 01:31:55,903 --> 01:31:57,636 - Salute. - Salute. 1579 01:31:57,670 --> 01:31:58,870 Whoo-hoo! 1580 01:32:03,570 --> 01:32:05,536 That is crisp. 1581 01:32:05,570 --> 01:32:06,436 You know, this Balbano wine's 1582 01:32:06,470 --> 01:32:08,737 gonna get me into some serious trouble. 1583 01:32:09,304 --> 01:32:10,403 Blackout Jenny is coming. 1584 01:32:10,436 --> 01:32:12,670 All right, all right, sweetie, you should get going. 1585 01:32:12,703 --> 01:32:13,937 Heard you got shot. 1586 01:32:14,670 --> 01:32:15,903 Yeah, I got shot, too. 1587 01:32:16,937 --> 01:32:20,137 -I got, like, five stitches. -Oh. 1588 01:32:21,337 --> 01:32:22,536 How about you? 1589 01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:24,870 Twenty-seven stitches. 1590 01:32:24,903 --> 01:32:26,970 And they left the bullet in my spleen. 1591 01:32:27,004 --> 01:32:30,004 -You wanna touch it? -No. Put it away. 1592 01:32:30,037 --> 01:32:31,104 Oh. 1593 01:32:32,803 --> 01:32:34,937 -I wanna touch it. -Mmm. 1594 01:32:36,603 --> 01:32:37,636 Now, come. Show me around. 1595 01:32:37,670 --> 01:32:41,237 You know, I never realized what a badass you are. 1596 01:32:41,270 --> 01:32:43,970 You know, neither did I. 1597 01:32:46,837 --> 01:32:49,670 Domenick, there's something I need to tell you. 1598 01:32:51,636 --> 01:32:54,137 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1599 01:32:54,170 --> 01:32:57,603 Are you okay? I know it's a lot to take in. 1600 01:32:57,636 --> 01:32:59,837 I was just held hostage... 1601 01:32:59,870 --> 01:33:02,070 at gunpoint. 1602 01:33:02,104 --> 01:33:04,037 Divorce is fine. Yeah. 1603 01:33:04,070 --> 01:33:06,104 Come here. I hate saying goodbye to you. 1604 01:33:06,137 --> 01:33:07,004 I'm gonna miss you. 1605 01:33:07,037 --> 01:33:09,104 Yeah, but I'll see you next week, Mom. 1606 01:33:09,703 --> 01:33:11,037 Uh, yeah. 1607 01:33:11,070 --> 01:33:13,170 -Love you. -Actually, um... 1608 01:33:15,270 --> 01:33:17,937 I've been thinking about it, and... 1609 01:33:19,304 --> 01:33:21,671 -I'm gonna stay here. -Seriously? 1610 01:33:21,704 --> 01:33:23,737 Yeah. Balbano Wine's really taking off. 1611 01:33:23,770 --> 01:33:25,671 And for the first time in my life, 1612 01:33:25,704 --> 01:33:27,204 I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. 1613 01:33:27,237 --> 01:33:28,870 Yeah, but are you sure it's safe here? 1614 01:33:28,903 --> 01:33:32,070 Aren't there a lot of people who, like, wanna hurt you? 1615 01:33:32,104 --> 01:33:33,903 No, that's not a problem any more. 1616 01:33:35,803 --> 01:33:36,937 Hey, Mammone. 1617 01:33:43,037 --> 01:33:46,037 "Don't fuck with me or you're next." 1618 01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:56,738 Fabrizio. 1619 01:34:02,170 --> 01:34:04,004 But you're not like, 1620 01:34:04,037 --> 01:34:05,070 you know... 1621 01:34:05,970 --> 01:34:07,571 in the Mafia, right? 1622 01:34:08,671 --> 01:34:10,871 I make wine. That's all. 1623 01:34:12,170 --> 01:34:13,804 -A vintner? -Yeah. 1624 01:34:13,838 --> 01:34:15,037 I wanna stay here 1625 01:34:15,070 --> 01:34:16,671 -and be a vintner with you. -No. 1626 01:34:18,337 --> 01:34:20,270 Call me. 1627 01:34:28,971 --> 01:34:31,005 Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you. 1628 01:34:31,038 --> 01:34:32,738 Grazie, Donna Balbano. 1629 01:34:43,171 --> 01:34:44,537 Oh, shit. 1630 01:34:44,571 --> 01:34:46,771 Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait. 1631 01:34:49,038 --> 01:34:50,904 I made you some trail mix for the flight. 1632 01:34:50,938 --> 01:34:52,537 And don't forget to put on your sweater, okay. 1633 01:34:52,571 --> 01:34:53,604 It gets chilly on the plane. 1634 01:34:54,738 --> 01:34:56,571 -I love you. -You, too. 112593