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Someone once told me
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a woman's lingerie is
like her deepest secrets
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she's mortified of people finding out,
yet desperately wants people to know
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Time's up
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Miu ho
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I'm Lena, the coo here
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pop quiz: What was the third
bra on the lower left side
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of the red heart shaped sports
bra inside the showroom?
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What's the answer?
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It was...
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A shade of blue
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not the sad bluesy hue
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but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue
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it was a plunge bra with wire support
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made of lycra and has a Jewel
stitched on center front
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how about the lace y shaped t-back,
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what was the third pair
on its lower left side?
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It was...
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An elegant and graceful black colored,
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fully laced with Swiss embroidery,
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and weaved floral trimmings,
seductive undergarment
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it was a huge hit with 40 year old
and above women last year
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you've got a good memory, but you
think with too much sensitivity
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it's ok to be sensitive
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you have something to ask?
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What does a good memory have to do
with being a designer?
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Honestly speaking, every lingerie company
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references its competition's
styles and designs
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I often send junior designers to
survey the competitors' shops and exhibits
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I can't have our team snapping
pictures everywhere
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understand?
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I think you need a deeper
understanding of lingeries
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you have a 3 month probation before
we hire you as a junior designer
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I'm going to give you a mission to complete
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utilize your sensitivity
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to complete a comprehensive
research on lingerie
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I need to think of a right title for you
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lingerie researcher
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lingerie researcher?
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Hey
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did you get it?
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Got the job!
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Did you get my sms message?
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No
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I've got bad news
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what happened?
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Your aunt died
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the aunt who loves you the most, the
same one who doesn't like me as much
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she's dead
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Stop being silly
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it's true!
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Sister Lara had a cold exterior but
was truly a passionate person
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she didn't have many close friends
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but she really cared
about everyone in church
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she kept that love and
care deep inside though.
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We would like to invite her dearest friends
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to take turns in delivering
a eulogy in her memory.
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I've seen him in aunt
Lara's old photo albums
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he might have been her first love
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Lara... called me up not long ago
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she blamed me
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and asked me why when we were 16 I didn't
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make love to her
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but it was truly a
conservative period in time
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I told her...
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When I return from my studies
in Atlanta, I'll marry her
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and we ought to consummate
our love on wedding night
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I failed to keep my promise
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in America it was a truly a sexually
open period in time
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and I met an American girl...
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I ended up marrying someone
else in the states
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I was shocked to find out she kept
waiting until she died
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I failed to apologize on the phone to her
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now I have to say...
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I'm a jerk!
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I was such a jerk to her!
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Thank goodness when I was 14 I met
the cherry bomber
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what do you mean?
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He popped my cherry
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my bad, I forgot you're still...
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I'm such a jerk
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I didn't know she kept her
virginity all this time
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she didn't have to, and
how could she blame me?
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Well... it's hard to say
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are you miu?
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Your aunt Lara mentioned
in our call last week
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that she worries about you the most
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This place is huge!
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Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!
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It's a good thing she
pre-paid a year's rent
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we have a good few months to enjoy it
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Name brand undergarments
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she even has la Perla
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every piece is an expensive item
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the total worth is probably over $200,000
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who knew aunt Lara had a seductive side
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take them if you want to
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they're d-cup's
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not exactly my size
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she really loved you, everything in
this house and all these lingeries
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all yours now
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aunt Lara?
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You're nuts, get the door
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Hello, I live downstairs
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do you have any missing underwear?
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We just moved here
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I just keep losing them
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I'll need to call the cops
if I lose another pair
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I'm always away, try to keep
an eye out for me please
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my name is Celine, I live downstairs
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you can see my place from your terrace
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I'm
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what was that about?
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I know!
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Can you see how big my room is?
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Can you see it? It's so nice!
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Much bigger than my old room
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hold the phone steady please
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my head is spinning just looking at it
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head spin?
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My cousin donut, she's only 19 years old
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but she's a veteran "uncle killer"
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the guy on the phone is Henry
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he's 45, a full 26 years older
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they met at the bra store she works in
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Can I help you, sir?
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I needed to get a set...
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Of sexy...
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Lingeries...
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For my wife because...
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Well, then
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allow me to be of service
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donut is a pro at pushing the
testosterone buttons of older men
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she always wins
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it's such a good fortune to have the love
of a hopeless romantic like yourself...
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She's so lucky
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why can't younger men be as caring as you?
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Let me pick one for you
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oops
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I chose something I like in my size
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let me put it on for you
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do that now!
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When Henry left that day
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he had forgotten about
buying his wife a gift
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donut instead he bought donut what she
had been thinking of getting for herself
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oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!
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Miu
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auntie?
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It looks really great on you
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you think so?
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I forgot I'm already... deceased
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I'm not scaring you, am 1?
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Are you here to resolve some
unfinished business?
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Silly girl, I don't have any
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my only worry is that
you would end up like me
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spend your life...
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Alone with the lingerie
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No holding hands!
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I'm the prefect
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no holding hands and your skirt's too short
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kissing? No kissing! Let
me Mark down your name!
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Let me get your name,
which class are you in?
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I will report you both
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dating is a bad thing, not allowed!
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It's alright, miu
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I wore these underneath all the time
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never to be seen in front of a man
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you have a good chance
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you work for a lingerie company
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you can make good use of them
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attract men making use of these
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just do it, ok? I'm leaving
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bye!
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Remember
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yes I will
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Should I sign here?
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Good morning everyone
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good morning
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I am miu
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good morning
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This is our design room
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everyone, this is our new colleague
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I'm miu
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you can get to know them later
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I head up this department
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they all call me big sister,
you can do the same
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big sister
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you can take this seat for now
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hi, I'm Vivian
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hi!
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I'm Josephine
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I'm her secretary lotion, beware of Lucas
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beware of Lucas from marketing
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he preys on young girls
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I'm risking my life telling you this
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hey, beware of Lucas
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I know, he preys on young girls
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can I ask you three things?
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Sure
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as pretty as you are,
got lots of boyfriends?
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Not really, not even one
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you mean you just broke up with someone?
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I've never been in a relationship before
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so, what's question number three?
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Are you free after work?
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I'd like to take you out for a drink
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and give you the lowdown
on everyone in the office
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ok
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See you later
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hey, you haven't introduced yourself
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Lucas, marketing manager
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Are you tired of being a girl?
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And really want to become a woman?
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Want to get to know about men?
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Let me show you the quickest
and most effective way
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deviriginize!
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Leaving your virginity is the fastest
and most natural track to womanhood
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experts believe it's more
meaningful than bike or
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shoulder ride or hurdling accidents
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if you are over 18 years old and below 80
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and have yet to solve this problem
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devirginization is the way to go
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my name is Lucas, call me at this number
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this is a virgin
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I'm so unhappy
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this is not a virgin
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I'm so happy now!
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Deviginize today, call Lucas!
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If unsatisfied, I'll fix your hymen for you
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pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!
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Cheers!
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Not too much please, you drink like a fish
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it tastes good
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enough
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it tastes good, right?
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So, why do they say you prey on young girls
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I'm fixated on younger women
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and I fall in love very easily
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but have a bad memory
when it comes to women
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hence this nickname
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I do have a credo I follow in life
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there isn't a woman who is unconque
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do you know what I mean?
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A little bit
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let's drink, to new colleagues
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cheers! Cheers!
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Drink to it
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have some more
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cheers
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The check please
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Tonight will be a night for you to remember
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if it isn't me, it'll be
someone else later on
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I'll be at your service
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Let's begin
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It's ok
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let's start a new
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Whew, that was close
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Darn it!
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I hate filthiness
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I'd rather not kiss the lips then
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what is that smell?
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Ling, this is Lucas
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I need you to check on something for me
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I am stuck here and I need some guidance
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listen...
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A girl born August 28th, 1985
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is it a bad match with me?
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Not only a bad match, she's your
worst possible adversary
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will it be better if I claim her virginity?
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I mean, it's worth risking
everything for, right?
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It depends on how much you value your life
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00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,076
understood
275
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,249
thanks so much, madame fortune teller
276
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,574
you're truly a good friend
277
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:39,909
Hello?
278
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,643
Sir, the hotel's on fire, run for your life
279
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,909
what? We're having fun here,
extend my room reservation
280
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,157
it's raining
281
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,660
yeah
282
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,909
turns out there really is
someone I can't conquer
283
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,074
what's going to happen then?
284
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,498
We can be friends
285
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,412
really good friends
286
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,415
it's raining really hard
287
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,831
If you look really closely
288
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:53,160
lingerie is everywhere around us
289
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:57,160
sometimes accidentally exposed,
sometimes barely seen
290
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,580
it gives the city an
exciting layer of sensuality
291
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,994
Apart from doing research on the streets
292
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:28,405
of course we should also be speaking
directly to our customers
293
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,081
It's so pretty
294
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,167
keep this for me, thanks
295
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,491
I'll keep it for you at the counter
296
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,658
hi, I'm a lingerie researcher
297
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,742
my name is miu, can I ask
you a few questions?
298
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,913
Sure
299
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,322
why did you choose so many different
styles of underwear?
300
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,333
In order to please men
301
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,658
men like different styles of lingerie?
302
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:02,662
Men are fools
303
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:07,744
they just want new things all the time,
so we keep switching packaging
304
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:11,489
remember, there isn't any man we can't fool
305
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,575
it's whether or not you want to fool them
306
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,990
thanks, this one as well
307
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,083
ok
308
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,161
Can I have your name for the record?
309
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,741
I'm cc, as in the letter c
310
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,743
and which line of work are you in?
311
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,658
I'min... PR
312
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,915
Cc said every man is a fool
313
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:43,239
and if she so chooses, any man can be
wrapped around her finger
314
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,490
Whoa, that was great
315
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,914
have another drink then
316
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,160
sure
317
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,658
Sirs
318
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,162
sorry but excuse us for a second
319
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,822
cc, the client there wanted you only
320
00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:53,158
please get over there and entertain him
321
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,414
Hi!
322
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,164
I'm cc
323
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,740
what's your name?
324
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,911
Call me... Eugene
325
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,331
Eugene?
326
00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:14,489
Why did you ask for the most
popular lady in the club?
327
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,911
I don't know
328
00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:21,831
they asked me who do I want to get,
I said the most popular one
329
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:23,823
I bet that's the right choice.
330
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,578
What do you think?
331
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,743
I really don't know
332
00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,659
men always claim it's their first time here
333
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,490
my friends told me to come here
334
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:37,323
what friends?
335
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,665
My classmates at the university
336
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,331
Hong Kong university?
337
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:46,080
No, not sure if you've heard of...
Harvard?
338
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,907
I major in anthropology
339
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:52,580
everyone here's an expert in that field
340
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,158
I am an expert with men
341
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,739
why did you friends tell you to come here?
342
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,742
They say I'm anti-social
343
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:06,325
you have to approach
people and talk to them
344
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:09,580
the best practice is with
people you don't know
345
00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:12,074
it's expensive to do that here
346
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,160
I brought my credit card
347
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,331
the check please
348
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:24,155
you have to buy my time, house rules
349
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,912
what happens when we leave here?
350
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,915
Usually, that means...
351
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,161
It's your call
352
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:03,330
I play for the Harvard
varsity, as an alternate
353
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:04,907
you're not into playing ball?
354
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:09,326
No one's ever bought me
out to play basketball
355
00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:16,244
sorry, should we go where they
usually take you?
356
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,333
I played for a championship
team in primary school
357
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:53,827
Come on let's do over
358
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,491
Come on let's play
359
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,912
Cy is a good guy
360
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,082
I've known him since he was a boy
361
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:19,159
he was a rather slow kid
362
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,832
his mom even thought he was retarded
363
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:22,917
yeah
364
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,743
who knew he'd be where he is today
365
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,994
a banker
366
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:32,575
on a daily basis you deal
with tens of millions, right?
367
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:36,740
More like tens of billions
368
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,240
that much?
369
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:42,166
Not really, that's if it's a weak day
370
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:46,243
I have to make up for another
800 million to a billion
371
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:51,748
I told you cy's amazing
372
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:53,573
how long since you last dated?
373
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,989
Close to 30 years
374
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,165
how old are you?
375
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,332
30 years old
376
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:03,908
what a perfect match
377
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,414
miu has never dated either
378
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,492
it's impossible to find
someone as pure as him
379
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:17,576
tens of billions in earnings daily,
you won't have to work again
380
00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:20,249
you're being too loud he might hear you
381
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,244
sure, I heard that
382
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:25,075
I'm just being honest
383
00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,327
right?
384
00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:27,873
I guess
385
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,158
here, have some more
386
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,664
Honey,
387
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,823
I saw on the news yesterday
388
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:48,489
lots of hungry people in Ethiopia
389
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:51,996
those poor folks, they have no food!
390
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,825
Let's donate some money to them
391
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,075
honey, if we donate too much money
392
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:01,159
it might insult them and look like
we're showing off
393
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,456
really?
394
00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:07,241
Here's an idea, let's donate some
stuff we don't need
395
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,745
then they'll feel we're being true to them
396
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,666
good idea, what should we donate to them?
397
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,664
Red wine
398
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,162
we have more than we need
in this lifetime anyway
399
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:22,323
let's ship over 30 crates of lafite,
share it with those poor guys
400
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,660
yes!
401
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,913
I also have some cigars
that have ran its course
402
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,495
they can sip red wine and smoke
cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!
403
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,991
That's a great idea, honey
404
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,823
we can also ship over some clothes
405
00:30:36,917 --> 00:30:38,327
they have nothing to wear
406
00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:40,829
my ball gowns will finally find a home
407
00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:42,748
don't you think?
408
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:47,076
Honey, I've always said one
must keep a low profile
409
00:30:47,167 --> 00:30:49,499
we're definitely succeeding at that
410
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,915
that's just being rich
and being kind hearted
411
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,831
that's so good, honey
412
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,157
good girl
413
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,407
Hello
414
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,740
you alright?
415
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:13,833
I'm fine
416
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:16,078
sorry for being late
417
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,909
something happened over at the bank
418
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,991
something huge
419
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,493
bank run?
420
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,911
We don't have bank runs
421
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,245
there was a hostile takeover
422
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,743
I didn't see anything on the news
423
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:35,075
it's there, sanitary hospital took over
424
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,161
hospital took over management?
425
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:42,074
Yes, I work in a... sperm bank
426
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:45,748
sperm bank?
427
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,574
Tens of billions daily?
428
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:56,239
I personally have over a
hundred billion deposited
429
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,662
Technically it's a man's
most personal fortunes
430
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,332
the more they are, the healthier the man is
431
00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,908
health is wealth, right?
432
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,242
Then have the company pay
your salary in sperms
433
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,992
I got a little carried away by materialism
434
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,664
what are you reading?
435
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,331
Jack Dee's new book?
436
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,998
Are you a fan of his?
437
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,161
I'm hoping to be at his
book signing tomorrow
438
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,990
have him sign on this cover
439
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,745
want to know how to attract
these cultural, literary types?
440
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,992
Jack Dee is very intelligent
441
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:43,406
I once read a commentary he wrote against
442
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,992
I don't think he's into
women with good figures
443
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,244
pretentious!
444
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:53,246
No man in this world can
resist women with big breasts
445
00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:56,408
trust me, do as I say
446
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,242
I guarantee you will leave a string
impression tomorrow
447
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:01,324
but I don't have...
448
00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:05,330
I'm somewhat of a
professional in this field
449
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:06,572
due to it's being lunch time
450
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,579
I couldn't find anyone
your size for example
451
00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:12,249
imagine lotion here is an a-cup
452
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:14,323
just use your imagination
453
00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:15,657
over here...
454
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,741
I have all the tools you need
455
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,992
a roll of packing tape
456
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,914
a pair of gel inserts
457
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,664
a pair of nude bra
458
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:29,242
bra that's a size bigger and top
that's a size smaller
459
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:32,166
lycra's are the best
460
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,162
lotion, show her how it's done
461
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,990
come on
462
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,059
hey where do you think you're going?
463
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,083
To the toilet
464
00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,249
there's no one else around, just do it here
465
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,164
come on
466
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,745
Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?
467
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,332
She's always had a good figure
468
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:06,080
it's not as difficult
to get it to this level
469
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:10,331
if we can get you to have it that big...
470
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,915
You want me to show you how it's done?
471
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,324
Lotion, get everything out of there
472
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:18,910
that's not quite everything
473
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,832
Sexy enough for you?
474
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,161
Press here
475
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,080
it's pretty good
476
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,499
remember, when all else fails
477
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,494
just remember this one last move
478
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,245
the crossover squeeze
479
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,664
you're get wrinkled that way
480
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,992
just make sure you don't,
who cares if I do?
481
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,994
Give it a try
482
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,915
bend your knees and squeeze in
483
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,410
come on
484
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,911
it works
485
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,411
move it
486
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,161
move it
487
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,994
I really like you a lot
488
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:15,074
I got the autograph, look
489
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:19,739
please dedicate it to "twins", we're twins
490
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,331
twins...
491
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,663
Hard to tell you apart, please buy an
extra copy on the next book
492
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,331
thanks, bye!
493
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,911
Sorry...
494
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:43,492
Could you please...
495
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,325
Sure thing, what do you want me to write?
496
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,572
Dearest miu, you could
write my Chinese name too
497
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,407
or both
498
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,331
no problem
499
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:58,998
let me draw a heart here for you
500
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:03,990
plus an arrow through it
501
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,666
miu hi, dearest miu
502
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,324
you remember my name?
503
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,161
Not only your name
504
00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:20,911
I actually like interacting
with individual readers
505
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,913
specially the classy ones, do you mind?
506
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,748
Not at all
507
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,241
I don't know what to say
508
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,491
you're a lingerie researcher
509
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:43,078
you know the cantonese translation
for bra is erroneous
510
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:44,247
you know why?
511
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,823
No
512
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,490
Let me tell you why
513
00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:53,909
in Chinese literature, the
circumference of tree stems
514
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,476
is called "hung wai"
515
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,912
you're so knowledgeable
516
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,992
Jack of all trades, I guess
517
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,573
sorry
518
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:15,827
The deadline?
519
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,413
I already faxed you the
piece I wrote for you
520
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,490
impossible
521
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:26,075
keep looking for it, it's right there
522
00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:30,078
I need to rush this one
523
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:33,739
am I obstructing you from your work?
524
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,414
No worries
525
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,832
I can write as we talk
526
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,240
where were we?
527
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,660
Circumference
528
00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:48,913
in the north south dynasty period,
there was this person zu chongzhi
529
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:55,656
he computed the pi to be between
3.1415926 and 927
530
00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,077
you're so...
531
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,240
Amazing
532
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:16,244
Why is it that everything you tell me
533
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:19,166
turn up on the newspaper the next day?
534
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,910
I take it that...
535
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,740
You don't like me writing about them?
536
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:27,993
If that's the case I won't
537
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,664
no, not that
538
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,914
just being curious, that's all
539
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,908
why are you walking so slow?
540
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,825
You really like this pose, huh?
541
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,493
You don't?
542
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,824
I do
543
00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:50,328
just being curious, that's all
544
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,990
sorry
545
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,664
hello?
546
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,575
Yes, the novel, right...
547
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,158
I know, the book fair
548
00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:03,328
a couple of days
549
00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:06,250
fine, yes I promise
550
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,915
you look like you're always on a rush
551
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,911
that's true, which is why
552
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,415
I want to bring you somewhere
553
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:19,833
ok
554
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,998
Come get me
555
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,157
you're such a naughty minx
556
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:30,490
I'm over here
557
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:32,574
missed you again
558
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,991
making fun of me?
559
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:41,577
I'm going to get you, lost you again
560
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,909
you'll never get out of my sight
561
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,990
missed again
562
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:49,414
over here
563
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,331
you're too cute
564
00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:52,998
ran away again?
565
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,324
Come and get me
566
00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:56,748
time out...
567
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,498
Stop for a second
568
00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:03,905
it's fun playing hide
and seek in a bookstore
569
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:11,076
we're playing hide and seek among
thousands of years of knowledge recorded
570
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,495
do you know what this means?
571
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:18,155
Maybe I do... but maybe I don't
572
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,081
Miu...
573
00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:32,823
You've ignited my primitive male desires
574
00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,909
this distraction is preventing me
from any concentration
575
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:41,156
looks like consummation
576
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,572
is the only way to appease this disturbance
577
00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:45,827
come on
578
00:40:45,917 --> 00:40:47,248
I can't...
579
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,664
Can't?
580
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,665
That time of the month?
581
00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:54,657
Not exactly
582
00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:57,073
I am inexperienced
583
00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,249
perfect
584
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:03,326
I could be a perfect tutor
to you in this regard
585
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,079
I will take the lead, you
just keep up with me
586
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:06,906
we can make it work
587
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
ok, let's do it
588
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:10,324
I really couldn't
589
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:14,322
can you give me just a little more time?
590
00:41:18,167 --> 00:41:22,160
Time? How much time?
591
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,866
You know even virgins have expiry dates
592
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:28,951
you're dangerously close to yours
593
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:32,325
I really do need some more time...
594
00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,999
To find someone I think is worthwhile
595
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,155
you know this
596
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:42,072
I have everything in the world, except time
597
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,739
I've given my time to you as well already
598
00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,499
I have a few dailies I write for
599
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,910
two weeklies
600
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,911
not to mention TV tapings
and radio shows I host
601
00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,059
I need to finish a novel
in time for a book fair
602
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,809
I don't even know what I'm
going to be writing yet
603
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:57,415
do you realize how many deadlines I
missed for being with you?
604
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,491
If we don't seal this deal tonight
605
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:02,825
I'm not going to be able
to start the novel tonight
606
00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:07,160
hello listeners, it's the
"you don't know Jack" show
607
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:09,161
the topic of the day is
608
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,832
a virgin's time
609
00:42:11,917 --> 00:42:16,081
there's a type of virgin
I hate in this world
610
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:19,830
the type who doesn't know that a
flower wilts soon after blooming
611
00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:23,990
the type who doesn't know how to
strike while the iron is hot
612
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:28,406
these women will deservingly...
613
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,741
Die a virgin
614
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:37,241
he's referring to me
615
00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:40,245
just because I refused to sleep with him
616
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:43,405
he's taking it out on me
617
00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:47,239
well, the guy thought you were
treating him to a meal
618
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,823
then you flaked out the last minute
619
00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:52,330
men have a tendency to get
angry in these situations
620
00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,643
also let me tell you a known fact
621
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:56,079
talented men tend to be less forgiving
622
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,077
remember that
623
00:42:57,167 --> 00:43:00,079
talent and forgiveness are
inversely proportional in men
624
00:43:00,167 --> 00:43:02,658
I guess you're the forgiving kind
625
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,832
not at all
626
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,158
ok, let me ask you three questions
627
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:10,582
firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson
628
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,578
have a good chance of
winning at the Olympics?
629
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:20,990
Secondly, why do politicians
like push up bras?
630
00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:25,326
They make mountains out of mole hills
631
00:43:25,417 --> 00:43:27,248
lastly, are you free tonight?
632
00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:32,414
I feel better now
633
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:35,993
I better get back to work
634
00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:37,323
that's good
635
00:43:41,417 --> 00:43:43,658
thank you for making me laugh
636
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,073
Broken
637
00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:05,079
both the radio and the host are broken
638
00:44:23,917 --> 00:44:27,489
So, that move, that was called the Superman
639
00:44:31,917 --> 00:44:36,160
it's a butterfly and into
an extended butterfly
640
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:41,243
the next one I'm gonna show you is
actually called the hand's spring
641
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:56,572
Finally, the next one is a knee hold.
642
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,500
Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers
643
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:16,744
need a lot of practice at home
644
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:19,074
I have practice poles to
sell, who's interested?
645
00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:20,657
I'll buy one
646
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:22,583
let me buy it for you
647
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:24,328
I'll buy it for you
648
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,577
you don't want one?
649
00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:27,908
I have all the time in the
world to practice here
650
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,072
but you're home most of
the time with your wife
651
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:39,239
Alright everyone, let's practice
652
00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:44,827
you're so good
653
00:45:44,917 --> 00:45:46,578
but of course
654
00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:48,407
let's see how long you last
655
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,582
I can be up here for a while
656
00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:57,073
I'll give you a big fat tip
657
00:45:57,167 --> 00:46:00,489
come on, give him some money
658
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:19,905
Stop, there's a pole over there
659
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:26,078
it's a no parking zone
660
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,655
youngsters like to walk on the wild side
661
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:31,160
how about you?
662
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,081
I'll be young enough for you
663
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,659
let's go then
664
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,331
sure, let's do it
665
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:39,993
come on
666
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:44,828
what?
667
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,414
To practice, of course
668
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,832
practice what? Come on
669
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,999
what are you doing?
670
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,411
Practicing
671
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:38,245
Gee where did this come from?
672
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:40,573
Scared now?
673
00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,407
Scared?
674
00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,657
I eat parking tickets for breakfast
675
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,581
you know us youngsters
676
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,164
madam, you called in a report?
677
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:52,955
Yes, some things have been stolen from me
678
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,160
ID
679
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:57,162
Hq this is pc2594 and 8406
680
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:59,081
suspected burglary called in
681
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,658
no one broke in, just
things were stolen from me
682
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:10,579
It looks like breaking and entering
took place, what was stolen?
683
00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,908
Three sets of undergarments, and a bra
684
00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:14,809
really? With your flat
in this state of chaos
685
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:17,165
you'd know three sets of underwear
and a bra are missing?
686
00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:22,830
Pc2594, an old lady suffered a fall
outside the building, please check it out
687
00:48:22,917 --> 00:48:24,157
Roger that
688
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,911
all yours, bro
689
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,655
How do you know for sure 3 sets of
underwear and a bra were stolen?
690
00:48:56,750 --> 00:49:00,368
I left it there before my trip
691
00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:07,160
could you describe those
missing pieces in detail?
692
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,993
How many times you've worn them and where?
693
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:16,166
And when you last wore them...
694
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,643
Was there anything unusual you've observed
695
00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:20,830
you like tidying up, officer?
696
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,242
I just couldn't help myself
697
00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:38,160
Give me some details, it
helps in solving the case
698
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,082
one of the three sets...
699
00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:44,330
I remember I bought it
in Bangkok some time ago
700
00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:47,250
I hung it there to dry after washing it
701
00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:35,907
Officer?
702
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:37,989
Where were we?
703
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,414
I'm done with the details
704
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,663
do you want to just ask around if
anyone else is missing bras and undies?
705
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,990
Good idea
706
00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:53,328
The uniform looks great on you
707
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,248
I like uniforms
708
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,990
how can we help you, officer?
709
00:51:01,167 --> 00:51:05,911
Have you lost any undergarments lately?
710
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,494
Not really, all here
711
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,995
it's just that your downstairs
neighbor called it in
712
00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:18,995
said she had some underwear stolen from her
713
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,744
it's that air hostess
714
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:26,078
yes, so please keep an eye out for
your undergarments
715
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,830
the ones on you and the ones not on you
716
00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,998
you girls live together?
717
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:38,327
Yes
718
00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:40,157
neat and tidy
719
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,170
you know where to call if
anything fishy happens
720
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,910
What are you doing?
721
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,661
Setting a trap
722
00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:07,158
I'm a lingerie researcher after all
723
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,491
is that going to work?
724
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,908
The air hostess and the auxiliary police...
725
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,992
Met again without their uniforms on.
726
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,493
Hi
727
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:53,414
Hi, miss
728
00:52:54,167 --> 00:52:55,498
hi, sir
729
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,749
didn't recognize you
without your clothes on
730
00:52:58,833 --> 00:52:59,976
I'm just not wearing my uniform
731
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,082
of course
732
00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:09,655
officer, you said you're into uniforms?
733
00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:11,664
I like it better without
734
00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,160
uniforms I mean
735
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:19,326
I'm a auxiliary cop, 36
hours of duty in a month
736
00:53:19,417 --> 00:53:21,078
what's your proper job?
737
00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:24,000
There isn't one right now,
just the temp one as a cop
738
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:25,664
I don't like real jobs
739
00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:29,248
sir!
740
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:32,655
Is your head ok?
741
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,411
I'm fine
742
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,580
you're so pretty
743
00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:36,577
what did you say?
744
00:53:36,667 --> 00:53:38,157
You're so pretty
745
00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:41,749
thanks, see you around
746
00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:44,327
sorry...
747
00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:47,828
Are you in a hurry?
748
00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:51,575
Can you stay with me for some more time?
749
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:53,743
Ok
750
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:55,573
My name is James shum
751
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:08,665
Lie down... go on
752
00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:36,540
Maybe because they both
barely wore anything,
753
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:41,240
lying on the beach quickly
transitioned to lying on bed
754
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:46,746
if I tell you we can't date each other
755
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:48,414
will you mind?
756
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,082
I sure will, why?
757
00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:55,078
I want to marry into money
758
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,537
the day I started my air hostess job
I promised myself
759
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:01,405
I will only date anyone in front of
the business class section
760
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:04,575
so either first class, or the cockpit
761
00:55:05,667 --> 00:55:08,659
why don't you move in with me?
762
00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:11,907
I can do that? For real?
763
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:15,746
I'm always away and the flat is a mess
764
00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,789
you can tidy up the place
765
00:55:19,667 --> 00:55:20,873
really?
766
00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:23,157
I have just one condition
767
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,490
you and I are not lovers
768
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:28,825
if I meet someone suitable
and he's coming over
769
00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:29,997
I'll need you to stay away
770
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:32,324
don't flights have standby passenger lists?
771
00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:34,908
You're the priority standby passenger
772
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,323
it'll work out well
773
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:41,826
I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook
774
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:44,408
I held down a job at a fast food
store for 6 months
775
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:48,163
I only know how to microwave
776
00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:50,163
can I move in here tomorrow?
777
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,490
Ok
778
00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:56,494
It's such a shame saying goodbye to you
779
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:59,165
I have so much more to learn from you
780
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:02,492
are you looking for cheap thrills from me?
781
00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:03,413
Of course not
782
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:07,243
I only have respect for you, no lust
783
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,077
here's something for you
784
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,748
thanks
785
00:56:11,917 --> 00:56:13,157
thank you
786
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,164
I am very happy
787
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,332
thank you everyone for your
continuous support
788
00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:21,827
thank you!
789
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:26,414
If it wasn't the head office's
acquisition of the French brand
790
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,226
I wouldn't leave you to go
work on the integration
791
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,559
but there is no reason for concern
792
00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:35,158
I'm hearing the boss's son is returning
from Italy to head this department
793
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:38,322
and that he is single and available
794
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:40,990
you girls better get ready
795
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:43,023
and one more thing to remind you all
796
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:45,745
he has a quirky personality
797
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:49,496
he was so handsome that as a kid he
got all the attention
798
00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:51,995
he really hates it if people keep
staring at him
799
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:54,745
it rattles him and makes him fell insecure
800
00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:57,324
so just be mindful of that
801
00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:01,739
everyone pay attention,
the e-mail from hq says
802
00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:05,906
no one is to stare at the new boss
within a 3 meter radius
803
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,663
or ten feet in other words, 10 feet!
804
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:13,493
You'll all receive the same e-mail in a bit
805
00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:15,164
let's all give a toast to Lena
806
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,490
cheers, everyone
807
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:20,080
thanks, thank you so much!
808
00:57:20,667 --> 00:57:21,667
Here's your chance
809
00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:25,575
the competition is going to
be fierce, I'll never win
810
00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:29,907
this time I'm going for broke
811
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:34,075
with my sunglass on, I can look at
him in anyway I want
812
00:57:34,167 --> 00:57:34,747
I'm so excited
813
00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,494
this will be my shot for glory
814
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:40,075
no way, this one's mine, mine!
815
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,159
Big sister's here
816
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,832
she also put on heavy make up
817
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:01,911
Lotion, here comes the boss's son
818
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
he's here
819
00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:08,578
the prince has arrived
820
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,411
welcome, my prince
821
00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:18,408
listen up, the prince is here
822
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,499
Oh my god
823
00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:40,990
Thank you!
824
00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:44,330
Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me?
825
00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:46,407
Excuse Mel
826
00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:52,242
the girls in the office
were severely disappointed
827
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,244
the reviews were extremely bad
828
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:56,574
now we know how handsome he is
829
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,908
let's all resort back to
working hard, shall we?
830
00:58:59,917 --> 00:59:02,329
I'll talk to you later
831
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,915
Thank you!
832
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,240
How are you my dear prince
833
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,745
I'm the marketing manager here, Lucas
834
00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:16,664
so honored to make your acquaintance today
835
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,991
under your benevolent
leadership, we will do our best
836
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,495
to win more profits for the company
837
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,490
boss
838
00:59:24,167 --> 00:59:25,327
boss
839
00:59:25,417 --> 00:59:27,032
excuse me...
840
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:29,831
How are you?
841
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:34,991
Please stop referring to me as the prince
842
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,744
call me Antonio
843
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:40,746
I hope to have a closer relationship
with each one of you
844
00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:43,245
Antonio yes, Antonio
845
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:54,739
My plant in China has over 30,000 employees
846
00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:56,744
so visiting isn't done in a vehicle
847
00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:58,744
but with a helicopter
848
01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,744
It's so boring
849
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,081
I hate being looked down upon
850
01:00:12,167 --> 01:00:15,409
do you know how much is a
sail boat, just 20 clams
851
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,161
you know how much a "clam" is?
852
01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:19,748
A million
853
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,825
so I paid him 20 clams in cash
854
01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:26,657
what's the matter?
855
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,323
Nothing...
856
01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:31,250
It was really impressive,
what you just said
857
01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:33,745
your reaction is a bit delayed
858
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,143
I needed to digest it a little bit
859
01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:36,327
have some food
860
01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:38,157
I'm full
861
01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:45,995
I'm so hungry
862
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,809
there was so much food on the table,
why didn't you help yourself?
863
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:54,076
That guy really made me want to throw up
864
01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:02,410
this Saturday there's an
alumni ball for Harvard grads
865
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,831
really?
866
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,331
I would like you to be my date
867
01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:09,327
me?
868
01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:12,995
I want my friends to get to know you
869
01:01:13,167 --> 01:01:15,749
I'm not suitable for those occasions
870
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,661
don't worry
871
01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:22,746
no one's going to look down
on you because of your work
872
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,581
this isn't the ancient times
873
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:32,826
I want the whole world to know that we...
874
01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:34,999
What about us?
875
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:38,495
We haven't even done the deed
876
01:01:40,667 --> 01:01:44,080
I'm fantasizing about
bringing you to this ball
877
01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:47,079
it'll surprise everyone there
878
01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:49,078
you're crazy
879
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,745
I'm crazy because of you
880
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:11,741
Shut up, this is a robbery
881
01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,411
Anyone else here?
882
01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:22,908
I don't think so...
883
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,573
Stand over there
884
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,458
should I check them up
first or tie them up?
885
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,247
Don't tie us up yet
886
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,915
you think you call the shots?
[I'll tie you up first
887
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,661
can you tie us up separately?
888
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:43,572
That's not up to you, go over there
889
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:49,911
can we do back to back?
890
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,164
Stop giving him suggestions
891
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,662
why don't you suggest the opposite?
892
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,491
Tie us up face to face, idiot
893
01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:04,659
fine, I'll listen to you just once
894
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,741
face to face
895
01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:16,079
You're right, tying you up
first has disadvantages
896
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:17,907
I told you so
897
01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:19,911
no cash?
898
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,412
Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore
899
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,582
credit cards, great
900
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:26,077
give me your passwords
901
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:30,744
those are just discount
and membership cards
902
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,991
looks like I'm just going
to have to kill you
903
01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,999
why kill when you can rape someone?
904
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,823
I prefer men though
905
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:43,158
oh, my goodness
906
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:46,913
I have a few hundred bucks
in my purse, just take it
907
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
a few hundred dollars?
908
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:51,246
I wasted a 40 ft rope on you,
that puts me in the red!
909
01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:53,393
Why are you both avoiding
each other's face?
910
01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:55,578
He's my boss
911
01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:58,830
and he hates being stared at
912
01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:01,579
I hate bosses the most
913
01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:03,915
I want you to stare at her
914
01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:06,661
stare at her
915
01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:09,158
open your eyes
916
01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:11,664
where are your pupils?
917
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:16,494
The girl's pretty cute
918
01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,498
look at him too
919
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:23,413
eyes open wide, stare at him
920
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,407
stop
921
01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,411
Perfect
922
01:04:40,417 --> 01:04:44,239
perfect
923
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:48,496
keep staring, don't stop
924
01:04:50,917 --> 01:04:54,239
prince, he left already
925
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:55,823
I think...
926
01:04:55,917 --> 01:04:59,614
I've fallen for you
927
01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,915
Thank you
928
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,581
let me have the flower
929
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,990
thank you!
930
01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:40,496
I love flowers and anything beautiful
931
01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:46,159
I couldn't imagine myself
ever falling in love
932
01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:49,913
I have never tried loving anyone in my life
933
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:53,989
this is absolutely my first time
934
01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:55,827
how about you?
935
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,476
L... let's get something to eat
936
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,331
monsieur
937
01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:02,498
what do you want?
938
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,581
Salad
939
01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:09,660
I'm sure you want the
freshest salad available
940
01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,081
how about you, sir?
941
01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,828
I want...
942
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,999
For appetizer I want
three pieces of ravioli
943
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:21,248
a soup order of truffle scented
artichoke puree with bacon lardoons
944
01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:24,655
and for my entree
945
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,323
roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille
and butter poached potato
946
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:31,577
clear?
947
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,328
Yes, thank you.
948
01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:41,996
I'm so pleased, I want
to know more about you
949
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,489
I agree, we need to know
more about each other
950
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,741
what do you look for in a date?
951
01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,077
Mine is pretty simple
952
01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:51,077
she needs to like me more than I like her
953
01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,476
she needs to love me more than I love her
954
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,809
she has to care for me, protect me...
955
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,245
She has to like my singing and acting
956
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,574
and most important of all...
957
01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:00,226
She needs to put me in
the center of her world
958
01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,993
I have to be the one and only in her life
959
01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:09,414
why are you being so quiet?
960
01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:16,831
I don't have any special
feelings towards Antonio
961
01:07:16,917 --> 01:07:21,581
but dating the heir to the
company has its perks
962
01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:25,995
good morning, Ms. ho
963
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,489
good morning
964
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,414
good morning, miu
965
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,331
sorry for being late today
966
01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,497
I'm actually...
967
01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,824
Don't be silly, it's fine
968
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:38,739
we know you have... developments...
With the prince
969
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:41,324
you need to get more beauty sleeps
970
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:44,580
leave everything at work to me
971
01:07:44,667 --> 01:07:46,498
have a cup of coffee
972
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,410
thanks, big sister
973
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,908
we probably shouldn't see
each other for a while
974
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,740
why?
975
01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:57,915
My wife is getting suspicious
976
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,322
I don't care, I want to see you
977
01:08:01,417 --> 01:08:02,907
do you want to see me dead?
978
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,476
Why are you talking to yourself in there?
979
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,411
Later, bye bye
980
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,332
who are you talking to in the bathroom?
981
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,410
Just practicing Buddha chants
982
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:21,243
experts say it's quite the laxative
983
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:22,914
but you're a pharmacist
984
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,412
couldn't you just get your own laxative?
985
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,663
I usually dispense the meds for patients
986
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:30,990
but when it comes to myself
987
01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:33,244
I don't have another pharmacist
dispensing meds to me
988
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,324
hence I'm resorting to the chants
989
01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:37,499
what's this pole, darling?
990
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:40,498
This is obviously a...
991
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,494
Camera tripod
992
01:08:43,417 --> 01:08:47,330
we have such a small camera we're using
993
01:08:47,417 --> 01:08:49,248
it's not going to go well with this tripod
994
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:54,493
this is why we need to buy
a bigger camera, darling
995
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:58,496
I know, there's a model I quite
like, when should we buy?
996
01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:00,664
Jerk
997
01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,164
I'll make you come out and meet me
998
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,157
I'm here to see you, get down here
999
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,809
I'm at the ground floor of
your apartment building
1000
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,666
are you kidding me? I told you I can't
1001
01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:22,162
hello? Hello...
1002
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:23,660
What are you doing here?
1003
01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:24,990
Playing a video game
1004
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:25,913
then what are you doing with the phone?
1005
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,400
I'm talking to someone on the phone
1006
01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:29,143
are you on the phone or playing video games
1007
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:30,748
I'm on the phone while playing my game
1008
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,415
it's easy splitting your time
between two preoccupations
1009
01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:35,657
who taught you that?
1010
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,240
Blown fuse?
1011
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,911
What the hell?
1012
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,990
Who did this?
1013
01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:18,408
As soon as their eyes met
1014
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:21,412
the uncle's son fell in love with donut
1015
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,744
Sorry I didn't prepare
a lot, have some food
1016
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,243
this is great, let's eat
1017
01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:31,493
auntie
1018
01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,164
uncle
1019
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:35,241
our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling
1020
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,494
sure, let's eat
1021
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:39,323
her name is donut
1022
01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:41,749
I have never heard of anyone with this name
1023
01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:45,155
it's really unique
1024
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,242
Some parents don't like their
kids dating at a young age
1025
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:57,476
but I don't subscribe to that
1026
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,080
thanks
1027
01:10:58,167 --> 01:11:00,408
not really, dad said
1028
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,741
no dating till I reach university
1029
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,082
what are we going to do?
1030
01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:07,247
Uncle!
1031
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:10,325
How the heck would I know?
1032
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,743
Truth is, before I started dating ray
1033
01:11:14,833 --> 01:11:18,155
I went out with a much older guy
1034
01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:22,660
but he just let me down
and had hurt me so badly
1035
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:26,072
I want him to know how hurt I was
1036
01:11:26,167 --> 01:11:28,408
I know, I know
1037
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:29,239
what do you know?
1038
01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,494
She said she wanted that older guy to know
1039
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,665
she couldn't have been clearer,
of course I know
1040
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:38,244
the truth is that older guy is...
1041
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:41,415
A jerk
1042
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:44,748
you're way too young
1043
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,575
it's better if you see
someone closer to your age
1044
01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:48,156
right, darling?
1045
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:48,989
Of course...
1046
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,074
That means you're fine
with me seeing donut?
1047
01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:54,330
I am not... objecting to it
1048
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:59,993
that's good to know, thanks
1049
01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,664
uncle!
1050
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:20,328
Shall we?
1051
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:02,075
We've known each other for like a month now
1052
01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:07,993
I'm a guy, you're a girl...
1053
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,744
You're ok with pre-marital sex?
1054
01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:19,160
I don't believe the words
coming out of my mouth...
1055
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,581
Are you ok with that?
1056
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:28,831
If both parties are of
age and consenting...
1057
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:32,079
We fit the profile of your "if" scenario
1058
01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:34,743
I'm not at all experienced
1059
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:38,246
what a coincidence
1060
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:39,493
but I need this now,
1061
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,744
don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist
1062
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,996
just like the name of our company, parfait
1063
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:49,412
I'm a little scared
1064
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,912
scare's fine, no need
to be frightened though
1065
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,662
no worries, I will perform with you...
1066
01:13:55,750 --> 01:13:59,493
A pain-free and pollution-less safety
ensured sexual activity
1067
01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:01,073
it is called...
1068
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:05,405
Safe sex
1069
01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:09,330
safe sex?
1070
01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:14,411
The safest sexual activity
in the world is...
1071
01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,244
You do yours and I do mine
1072
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,665
I am ready
1073
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,078
let's begin
1074
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:45,583
We can start now, can you
be a little aggressive?
1075
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:54,909
More force
1076
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,160
I meant to be forceful with
your moans not your bounce
1077
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:09,825
Bravo! Bravo!
1078
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,911
Great! Great!
1079
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,331
Don't...
1080
01:15:15,417 --> 01:15:18,329
Yeal yes!
1081
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:36,494
Great... great...
1082
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:48,322
I'm coming! I'm coming...
1083
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:56,323
Hey! Hey! Come back! Come back!
1084
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,991
Miu
1085
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,075
that's great
1086
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,831
Sir?
1087
01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:11,997
Hi!
1088
01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:13,664
You live nearby?
1089
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,740
Just a floor down from you
1090
01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:20,657
where the air hostess lives?
1091
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,914
Not sure for how long
1092
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,991
we're not what you think we are
1093
01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:28,248
it's weird
1094
01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:38,328
that night he told me
about their arrangement
1095
01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:44,744
there's a co-pilot up there now
so I need to excuse myself
1096
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,581
and you don't mind?
1097
01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:51,908
It's all part of the understanding
1098
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,412
I don't fit the profile of her targets
1099
01:17:54,500 --> 01:18:00,075
so... mind, I do mind
1100
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:03,832
that's why I needed someone to talk to
1101
01:18:04,667 --> 01:18:08,080
please keep it to yourself though,
or I won't even have a chance to mind
1102
01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:15,913
hello? Yes...
1103
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,240
Didn't work out?
1104
01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:21,832
Just keep looking then
1105
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:28,908
should I just come cook
something up for you?
1106
01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,073
Ok, bye-bye
1107
01:18:34,667 --> 01:18:35,998
bye-bye
1108
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:47,244
Bye, prince
1109
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:54,493
Lucas
1110
01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:56,907
Lucas is here!
1111
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,160
No need to look away
1112
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:01,822
look at me, I am so happy
1113
01:19:01,917 --> 01:19:03,999
what made you so happy?
1114
01:19:04,083 --> 01:19:06,745
Today I finally feel like a real man
1115
01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,415
I have finally tasted...
1116
01:19:10,167 --> 01:19:11,907
I'm too embarrassed to say
1117
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,410
you don't have to
1118
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,411
I feel you need to know
1119
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:16,831
what?
1120
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:20,159
Last night, miu and I did...
1121
01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:22,582
Did? Did...
1122
01:19:22,667 --> 01:19:24,908
Did it! Bravo!
1123
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,573
Did you know it was also miu's first time?
1124
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,823
Happy for me?
1125
01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:33,656
Sure
1126
01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:35,911
but you don't look like you do
1127
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,159
better?
1128
01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:41,083
So great...
1129
01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:43,574
You look like you want to
hear about the details
1130
01:19:43,667 --> 01:19:44,907
not exactly
1131
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:45,739
what do you mean?
1132
01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:49,155
I really do but am ashamed to ask for it
1133
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,241
that's great...
1134
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:53,494
Like a bird I flew into her wet nest
1135
01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:54,993
fragrance emanated from her essence
1136
01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:56,726
I raised my left arm,
she used her right hand
1137
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,661
we glided through endless space together
1138
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,583
I used my sword to dance with her
1139
01:20:01,667 --> 01:20:04,158
her petals fall one by one
1140
01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:06,226
at long last the crystal and
the ice berg collide mightily
1141
01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,161
we waded through the winter cold together
1142
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:11,822
and entered the ninth...
1143
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,662
Layer of heaven
1144
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,744
bravo! ..
1145
01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,414
Was that too descriptive?
1146
01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:21,157
It was just right
1147
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:23,081
that's great
1148
01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:25,909
I know you're very good friends with her
1149
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,663
and now that we have consummated our love
1150
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,583
I feel like I have to take
on the responsibility
1151
01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:34,248
of course
1152
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:38,163
I don't know how to ask
her hand in marriage
1153
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,832
I've kept to myself for far too long
1154
01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,750
I need a suitable person to
make the first move for me
1155
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:20,827
Sir
1156
01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:22,827
sir?
1157
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:25,909
What?
1158
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,880
The two models for the
summer campaign are here
1159
01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:29,327
will you take a look at them?
1160
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,161
These two? Very good
1161
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:37,245
these two are our work mates
1162
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:38,994
you have to look that way
1163
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,369
what's the difference?
1164
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:47,245
These two are buck naked,
those two are overdressed
1165
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,743
will you just take a look at them?
1166
01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:51,657
What does he mean?
1167
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,490
For you
1168
01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:31,414
What's the occasion?
1169
01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:34,412
Well... where should I begin?
1170
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,331
I was never ever at a loss for words
1171
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,409
you can begin by telling
me what you fell about me?
1172
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,081
Sure...
1173
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,162
I think you're really simple
1174
01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:49,499
so simple you're really cute too
1175
01:22:49,917 --> 01:22:52,499
girls like you are hard to find these days
1176
01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:54,907
and you can be silly sometimes
1177
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,243
the kind of silly that men fall for
1178
01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:03,405
I just think dating you
will be really fantastic
1179
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:06,073
so if you don't mind...
1180
01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:10,159
Would really like to ask your hand
1181
01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:13,739
I hope you...
1182
01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:16,573
Accept
1183
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:17,913
also this
1184
01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,164
it's all happening too fast
1185
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:27,572
not really, it's been a while
1186
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:32,076
didn't we just start now?
1187
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,324
Not you and I
1188
01:23:36,417 --> 01:23:37,827
then who with?
1189
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:41,826
You and prince Antonio
1190
01:23:42,417 --> 01:23:45,659
didn't you fly through ninth
heaven the other night?
1191
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:48,992
He felt since he had made love to you
1192
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,914
he needed to shoulder some responsibility
1193
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,991
I respect that
1194
01:23:55,167 --> 01:23:57,158
let me ask you
1195
01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:01,072
did you volunteer to
represent Antonio today?
1196
01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:02,327
Of course
1197
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:05,659
you honestly believe I should marry him?
1198
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:10,073
You both... had your first
night and it was memorable
1199
01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:11,243
you're going to be the boss's wife
1200
01:24:11,333 --> 01:24:13,995
do you or do you not?
1201
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:18,410
Think so
1202
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:24,746
you're the biggest jerk in the world
1203
01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:27,745
the first day we met, you got me
drunk and took me to a love hotel
1204
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:29,143
fortunately it didn't happen that night
1205
01:24:29,167 --> 01:24:31,408
if it did, what am I supposed to do now?
1206
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:34,162
Then you coached me how to attract men
1207
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,010
by telling me all these
bad things about men
1208
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:38,745
I've lost all illusions
towards the opposite sex
1209
01:24:38,833 --> 01:24:41,905
and in order to curry favors with your boss
1210
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,332
you're even making a proposal on his behalf
1211
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,411
you're no better than a dog
1212
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,081
no better
1213
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:52,741
actually let me correct myself
1214
01:24:52,917 --> 01:24:56,080
dogs are way cuter than you are!
1215
01:25:02,583 --> 01:25:05,416
Hey, so is that a yes?
1216
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,082
I need to go back to him with an answer!
1217
01:25:24,167 --> 01:25:27,659
You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?
1218
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:31,579
I know who I am
1219
01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:34,579
you didn't have to dump
it all on me like that
1220
01:25:36,417 --> 01:25:39,250
sorry for misunderstanding your motives
1221
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:40,573
miu?
1222
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,822
I sat across from you, I saw your sadness
1223
01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:23,158
I've never wept for a guy before
1224
01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:25,411
this is the first time ever
1225
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,163
I don't know why I'm
crying over a guy like him
1226
01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:05,408
File 1, name: Cc, occupation: PR
1227
01:27:12,250 --> 01:27:16,072
Cc spent all her savings
to attend Eugene's party
1228
01:27:16,167 --> 01:27:18,749
what a beautiful skirt
1229
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:21,415
find me a set of undergarments that match
1230
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:22,740
ok
1231
01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:28,330
Stop fussing over these
and find me something
1232
01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:29,657
does it work?
1233
01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:31,573
Let's see do you like it?
1234
01:27:31,667 --> 01:27:33,248
It works perfectly
1235
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:34,413
how about here?
1236
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,491
Great too tight?
1237
01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,494
And here?
1238
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:39,492
No problem
1239
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,323
try the skirt on
1240
01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:42,577
perfect
1241
01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:44,908
do you like it? It's great
1242
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,661
let's take a picture together
1243
01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:49,226
that day, me and donut just looked
like fitting a wedding gown for a bride
1244
01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:51,662
I've never seen cc this excited before
1245
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:02,333
Look
1246
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:14,825
Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty?
1247
01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:18,664
We're not going
1248
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,331
we're not?
1249
01:28:22,667 --> 01:28:23,998
They refused to accept you
1250
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,161
They said I was stupid
1251
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,412
I never knew they were like that
1252
01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,241
discriminatory
1253
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,823
bastard!
1254
01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:51,409
Why don't you go on your own?
1255
01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:54,164
I'm fine
1256
01:28:54,417 --> 01:28:56,499
look, I'm fine
1257
01:29:05,417 --> 01:29:07,248
I'll never give you up
1258
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:12,490
I'll never give you up
1259
01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:03,822
That night cc not only lost
everything she owned
1260
01:33:03,917 --> 01:33:07,159
but also a heart that has
expected to be in love
1261
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,665
Hey, I'm so tired
1262
01:34:28,083 --> 01:34:29,914
Where did he go?
1263
01:34:54,917 --> 01:34:56,657
Don't be afraid
1264
01:34:56,750 --> 01:34:58,331
I'm a lingerie researcher
1265
01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:02,080
I just want to interview
you, I won't call the cops
1266
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:13,164
I want to know if you're a pervert
1267
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,413
you can say that I am
1268
01:35:24,667 --> 01:35:26,328
then I want to know
1269
01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:30,072
what attracted you to
lingerie in the first place
1270
01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:35,739
lingerie's are like a
woman's deepest secrets
1271
01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:39,913
they want people to see what they're
wearing, yet afraid to show all of it
1272
01:35:40,333 --> 01:35:43,825
they'll show you glimpses
of it from time to time
1273
01:35:43,917 --> 01:35:46,989
but they'll try their best not to
show its entirety to you
1274
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:54,741
where do you keep the lingerie's you steal?
1275
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:12,411
All here?
1276
01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:16,494
Just some of it
1277
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:17,830
there's more?
1278
01:36:17,917 --> 01:36:21,660
Every piece here represents a lady's secret
1279
01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:28,994
that blue one over there?
A nurse secretly in love with her patient
1280
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:35,493
the white Lacey one belonged to an air
hostess who wants to marry a rich guy
1281
01:36:36,667 --> 01:36:38,407
and this purple one over here...
1282
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:43,822
Belonged to the lonely
former tenant in your flat
1283
01:36:44,750 --> 01:36:46,081
aunt Lara?
1284
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:01,991
Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack
1285
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:04,745
send someone to rescue me
1286
01:37:04,833 --> 01:37:07,165
not a hive, just one bee
1287
01:37:07,583 --> 01:37:09,494
not a significant number?
1288
01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:11,244
Ok, let's forget about that
1289
01:37:11,333 --> 01:37:14,825
can you ask for me then if there are...
1290
01:37:14,917 --> 01:37:17,249
Off duty firemen
1291
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:21,076
41 inch chest or so, hardened ones
1292
01:37:21,167 --> 01:37:24,989
someone resembling rain
1293
01:37:25,083 --> 01:37:28,905
or Aaron kwok, I prefer Aaron
1294
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:32,413
see if they are willing to help a...
1295
01:37:33,667 --> 01:37:35,157
Fair looking,
1296
01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:41,074
single and lonely, rotund career woman
1297
01:37:42,083 --> 01:37:45,155
remember to call me if you find anyone
1298
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:47,161
my surname is ho
1299
01:37:48,083 --> 01:37:50,244
my number should come up on your caller ID
1300
01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:52,915
the bee's here again, talk to you later
1301
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:54,740
bye
1302
01:38:42,417 --> 01:38:45,909
Your auntie fought that
bee for an entire evening
1303
01:38:46,583 --> 01:38:48,164
regardless of that,
1304
01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:51,913
they eventually died one after the other
1305
01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:57,656
are women lonely because they don't
have men in their lives?
1306
01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:00,822
Or because they refuse to unclasp?
1307
01:39:00,917 --> 01:39:05,490
The clasp isn't on their
bra's, it's in their hearts
1308
01:39:09,792 --> 01:39:12,204
I realize the person who's most
knowledgeable about lingerie
1309
01:39:12,292 --> 01:39:15,784
is a self aware pervert
who's into stealing them
1310
01:39:16,625 --> 01:39:18,581
I'll probably pay him another visit soon
1311
01:39:33,667 --> 01:39:38,161
This is probably the
last time I fall in love
1312
01:39:38,583 --> 01:39:41,996
as my son, you don't want
to take that away from me
1313
01:39:42,083 --> 01:39:44,995
I should be telling mom about you
but I'm not going to
1314
01:39:45,083 --> 01:39:48,496
this is my first love after all
1315
01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:50,393
how could you be fighting
your son over a woman?
1316
01:39:50,417 --> 01:39:52,078
Enough!
1317
01:39:52,417 --> 01:39:56,990
I'm the one being fought over,
I should get to choose
1318
01:39:57,417 --> 01:40:01,330
yes, let donut pick the winner
1319
01:40:10,250 --> 01:40:13,162
Sorry ray, I know you love me a lot
1320
01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:15,161
but I like your dad more
1321
01:40:15,250 --> 01:40:18,572
I couldn't feel the same for you,
you're too young
1322
01:40:21,917 --> 01:40:23,578
daddy!
1323
01:40:25,083 --> 01:40:27,324
You once told me...
1324
01:40:28,167 --> 01:40:30,499
You would give me anything and everything
1325
01:40:31,417 --> 01:40:34,250
now you're taking away my first love
1326
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,663
I don't have a father like you,
I don't want a father like you
1327
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:47,412
My girlfriend... my son
1328
01:40:49,333 --> 01:40:55,329
I can't lose my son over a girl, I'm sorry
1329
01:40:55,417 --> 01:40:58,489
say that once more and I'm leaving
1330
01:40:58,583 --> 01:41:02,075
my girlfriend... my son
1331
01:42:18,167 --> 01:42:21,910
My cousin donut's bra returning
incident was quickly put on the web
1332
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,412
it quickly became the most viewed video
1333
01:42:42,667 --> 01:42:44,157
Hello, you're there?
1334
01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:47,413
I've got great news
1335
01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:49,832
I have found my prince charming
1336
01:42:49,917 --> 01:42:51,748
he was seated on row a
seat 1 on first class
1337
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:56,743
he's been looking forward
to getting married
1338
01:42:58,583 --> 01:43:02,656
he wants to come over to my place and
eat something I've prepared
1339
01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:08,157
but you know... I'm no cook
1340
01:43:28,833 --> 01:43:30,073
This meal here...
1341
01:43:30,167 --> 01:43:34,240
Probably cost 50 bucks or
so at a fast food joint?
1342
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:37,496
Roger, I cooked this myself
1343
01:43:37,583 --> 01:43:41,155
not many people call me by my first name
1344
01:43:41,250 --> 01:43:46,745
only the ceo and the board members
call me by my first name
1345
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:48,994
no one else
1346
01:43:49,167 --> 01:43:50,407
Mr. Lee
1347
01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:52,912
well, I didn't say you couldn't
1348
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:54,990
Roger
1349
01:43:56,000 --> 01:44:01,495
my parents raised me without junk food
1350
01:44:01,917 --> 01:44:05,330
they are high in calories and trans-fat
1351
01:44:05,667 --> 01:44:08,249
know that in the last 6 months alone
1352
01:44:08,333 --> 01:44:11,496
eight air hostesses tried to court me
1353
01:44:11,583 --> 01:44:15,155
three white collar executives, one nurse
1354
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:16,490
one even has a phd degree
1355
01:44:16,583 --> 01:44:19,416
I don't want celebrities, too high profile
1356
01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:22,572
I've always liked a cinderella story
1357
01:44:22,667 --> 01:44:24,578
you know out on the market now
1358
01:44:24,667 --> 01:44:27,659
there's a high demand for prince charming's
1359
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:29,991
and an over supply of cinderella's
1360
01:44:30,083 --> 01:44:33,155
it's impossible to find a balance of trade
1361
01:44:34,083 --> 01:44:35,083
I understand
1362
01:44:35,167 --> 01:44:37,249
can I use the toilet?
1363
01:44:37,750 --> 01:44:39,160
Use the toilet?
1364
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:56,743
I picked a set of killer underwear for you
1365
01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:02,322
and I pricked on the condom here
1366
01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:03,990
silly boy!
1367
01:45:04,083 --> 01:45:09,328
You know... if you get knocked
up it'll seal the deal
1368
01:45:27,833 --> 01:45:29,073
You're leaving?
1369
01:45:34,917 --> 01:45:36,748
Where are you going, silly boy?
1370
01:45:36,833 --> 01:45:37,993
What happened?
1371
01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:42,657
That was fast?
1372
01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,823
You guys got it on right away?
1373
01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:53,655
Can't blame him, you're stunning
1374
01:45:54,083 --> 01:45:56,415
you think the whole world's
as stupid as you are
1375
01:45:56,917 --> 01:45:59,329
it's not that easy to bed a rich guy
1376
01:46:00,417 --> 01:46:02,829
not everyone can be cinderella
1377
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:09,072
why don't you get a proper job?
1378
01:46:09,333 --> 01:46:11,665
You don't even try your
luck with the lottery
1379
01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:14,412
what if I couldn't find anyone?
1380
01:46:14,500 --> 01:46:16,582
Did you ever think about that?
1381
01:46:16,667 --> 01:46:19,830
What else do you know apart from housework?
1382
01:46:27,667 --> 01:46:29,248
I know...
1383
01:46:30,333 --> 01:46:31,493
You
1384
01:46:33,250 --> 01:46:34,660
I know you
1385
01:46:50,417 --> 01:46:53,739
I'm not giving up my dream
to marry a rich guy for you
1386
01:46:54,583 --> 01:46:56,824
I already know that
1387
01:46:58,083 --> 01:47:00,916
I don't know if Celine
ever gave up that goal
1388
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:03,582
but she did, on this night at least
1389
01:47:07,750 --> 01:47:10,822
ok, change the pose
1390
01:47:10,917 --> 01:47:13,579
think of a tune, let's play some music, ok?
1391
01:47:13,667 --> 01:47:15,658
How about "can't get you out of my head?"
1392
01:47:15,750 --> 01:47:19,072
Yes, that's right, over here
1393
01:47:19,167 --> 01:47:20,907
ok, you can't do that
1394
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:23,912
you're not doing your bodies justice
1395
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:25,080
look at him
1396
01:47:28,417 --> 01:47:31,079
envelope her and cross your legs, like that
1397
01:47:31,167 --> 01:47:34,079
go over that way, understand?
1398
01:47:34,167 --> 01:47:40,163
And then...
1399
01:47:41,417 --> 01:47:47,993
Parfait! Perfect, perfect!
1400
01:47:48,667 --> 01:47:50,248
Everyone
1401
01:47:50,333 --> 01:47:52,373
what do you all think of
this direction I'm taking?
1402
01:47:52,417 --> 01:47:54,658
I would love to hear about your thoughts
1403
01:47:54,750 --> 01:47:56,661
Lucas
1404
01:47:57,167 --> 01:47:59,158
I thought...
1405
01:48:01,417 --> 01:48:03,578
It was perfect!
1406
01:48:04,167 --> 01:48:05,247
I don't believe you
1407
01:48:05,333 --> 01:48:06,743
Josephine?
1408
01:48:06,833 --> 01:48:08,744
If I'm being honest...
1409
01:48:11,333 --> 01:48:12,994
This idea...
1410
01:48:13,667 --> 01:48:15,407
Couldn't be any better
1411
01:48:17,667 --> 01:48:18,326
I thought...
1412
01:48:18,417 --> 01:48:21,909
She thought it was very good!
1413
01:48:23,750 --> 01:48:26,492
I hate hypocrites
1414
01:48:26,583 --> 01:48:30,906
I'm so glad to see how truthful you all are
1415
01:48:31,417 --> 01:48:32,907
what a relief..
1416
01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:36,240
I thought it was mediocre
1417
01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,661
fiancee!
1418
01:48:43,417 --> 01:48:46,739
Since everyone here is
truthful, let me tell the lies
1419
01:48:47,417 --> 01:48:49,408
one word review - dreadful
1420
01:48:50,750 --> 01:48:53,241
you're so lying
1421
01:48:54,167 --> 01:48:55,247
hilarious
1422
01:48:55,333 --> 01:48:57,415
yeah, she's the funniest
1423
01:48:57,500 --> 01:48:59,411
I'm extremely unfunny
1424
01:49:00,083 --> 01:49:02,244
I'm not here to tell jokes
1425
01:49:03,167 --> 01:49:05,579
I thought it through, I'm saying 'no'
1426
01:49:17,667 --> 01:49:20,409
Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt
1427
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:27,244
you didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself
1428
01:49:27,333 --> 01:49:29,494
by giving up on a perfection incarnate
1429
01:49:29,583 --> 01:49:31,574
and the bright future we could've shared
1430
01:49:31,667 --> 01:49:34,409
you're so stupid, how
could you be so stupid?
1431
01:49:36,750 --> 01:49:38,490
Say something!
1432
01:49:39,417 --> 01:49:41,078
Why do you made him cry?
1433
01:49:42,750 --> 01:49:45,662
I want you to clarify our relationship
1434
01:49:56,917 --> 01:49:58,157
Lucas!
1435
01:49:58,250 --> 01:49:59,911
Get out of the way, narcissist
1436
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:01,661
I've had enough of you
1437
01:50:01,750 --> 01:50:03,741
do you know how selfish you are?
1438
01:50:03,833 --> 01:50:05,559
You really think the universe
revolves around you?
1439
01:50:05,583 --> 01:50:07,343
My narcissism is better
than your insecurity
1440
01:50:07,417 --> 01:50:09,643
she didn't say she didn't want you,
you rejected yourself
1441
01:50:09,667 --> 01:50:11,328
you got no guts to go after her
1442
01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:12,580
go after whom?
1443
01:50:12,667 --> 01:50:13,667
Miu
1444
01:50:13,750 --> 01:50:17,413
even the bimbo here can
see through it clearly
1445
01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:21,664
you punched me out of no reason
because she left
1446
01:50:23,333 --> 01:50:24,333
was I really like that?
1447
01:50:24,417 --> 01:50:26,078
Yes
1448
01:50:36,417 --> 01:50:38,829
I've seen many love story
endings in the movies
1449
01:50:38,917 --> 01:50:41,909
it's always the guy chasing after the girl
1450
01:50:42,000 --> 01:50:44,332
running like mad on the streets
1451
01:50:44,417 --> 01:50:45,657
hey!
1452
01:50:45,750 --> 01:50:47,991
I don't know if I'm going to be moved
1453
01:50:48,083 --> 01:50:50,574
but I do want to be chased after for once
1454
01:50:53,583 --> 01:50:55,414
whichever one of them will be fine
1455
01:51:22,750 --> 01:51:24,832
You asked me to clarify
our relationship for you
1456
01:51:24,917 --> 01:51:26,498
I have an answer for you
1457
01:51:27,917 --> 01:51:31,739
when I failed to bed you,
I thought we can be good friends
1458
01:51:31,833 --> 01:51:33,994
and I wanted to be the one
to teach you how to get men
1459
01:51:34,667 --> 01:51:37,659
but I get more upset
with every man you meet
1460
01:51:44,083 --> 01:51:45,914
I do know plenty of men
1461
01:51:46,500 --> 01:51:48,741
none of them my type though
1462
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:53,243
I want someone who lets me call the shots
1463
01:51:53,833 --> 01:51:56,245
but end up making all the decisions for me
1464
01:51:56,917 --> 01:51:59,989
I want to find someone who does
everything I tell him to do
1465
01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,912
but make me want to do the same for him
1466
01:52:03,750 --> 01:52:05,832
I want to be a successful career woman
1467
01:52:06,417 --> 01:52:09,580
but I don't want to have
to work all that hard
1468
01:52:11,417 --> 01:52:13,578
I'm mortified that you
are fooled by the others
1469
01:52:13,667 --> 01:52:15,828
but I can't fool you
1470
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:20,243
when you and Antonio had
sex, I felt really sad
1471
01:52:22,667 --> 01:52:25,249
you mean that one time we had "safe sex"?
1472
01:52:25,667 --> 01:52:27,157
What?
1473
01:52:28,333 --> 01:52:31,575
Safe sex for him was..
1474
01:52:31,750 --> 01:52:35,413
He does his own and I do mine
1475
01:52:38,167 --> 01:52:40,078
masturbation?
1476
01:52:42,250 --> 01:52:46,914
I want a passionate relationship
but I don't want to get hurt
1477
01:52:48,417 --> 01:52:52,581
you're the worst guy I know
1478
01:52:53,417 --> 01:52:55,578
but I don't know why I would cry for you
1479
01:52:56,083 --> 01:52:58,244
I also thought I could claim your virginity
1480
01:52:58,417 --> 01:53:00,908
only to have you conquer mine
1481
01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:03,415
you're still...?
1482
01:53:04,833 --> 01:53:07,165
I meant my first real love
1483
01:53:09,167 --> 01:53:11,078
you said I'm the worst
adversary you can have
1484
01:53:11,667 --> 01:53:12,667
true
1485
01:53:31,667 --> 01:53:32,827
Madame fortune teller!
1486
01:53:32,917 --> 01:53:33,656
Hey, ling
1487
01:53:33,750 --> 01:53:34,893
hi, Lucas, it's been a while, how are you?
1488
01:53:34,917 --> 01:53:36,248
Indeed
1489
01:53:36,333 --> 01:53:38,494
remember I called you once around midnight
1490
01:53:38,583 --> 01:53:39,993
to consult on something?
1491
01:53:40,083 --> 01:53:42,665
Impossible, I am an early sleeper and
I turn the phone off
1492
01:53:42,750 --> 01:53:43,330
how did you locate me?
1493
01:53:43,417 --> 01:53:46,250
That's not possible, I did speak to you
1494
01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:49,075
forget about that, I have
an emergency thing to ask
1495
01:53:49,167 --> 01:53:51,249
she was born in 1985
1496
01:53:51,333 --> 01:53:52,072
August 28th
1497
01:53:52,167 --> 01:53:52,826
do we...
1498
01:53:52,917 --> 01:53:53,406
Make a good match?
1499
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:55,661
I et me take a look
1500
01:53:59,167 --> 01:54:01,328
actually, forget about that
1501
01:54:01,417 --> 01:54:03,658
it doesn't really matter
1502
01:54:04,167 --> 01:54:07,580
you guys look like the perfect match
1503
01:54:07,667 --> 01:54:09,578
I need to go somewhere, bye
1504
01:54:10,333 --> 01:54:11,413
really?
1505
01:54:11,500 --> 01:54:13,331
Of course, believe me
1506
01:54:17,167 --> 01:54:18,998
perfect match? Perfect?
1507
01:54:20,417 --> 01:54:22,248
It's raining!
1508
01:54:34,500 --> 01:54:35,910
Let's be friends
1509
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:40,911
boys and girls friend
1510
01:55:08,750 --> 01:55:11,662
First night
1511
01:56:22,667 --> 01:56:27,991
Sometimes a man's hands can help
inun clasping a woman's bra
1512
01:56:28,250 --> 01:56:33,074
but to unclasp one's inner self,
it's best to leave that to herself.
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