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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,960 Hello ? 2 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,320 Hello ! 3 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:01,439 Anybody home ? 4 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Oh. Hello ! 5 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,719 Hello ! 6 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:38,159 I'm here to see Rick Rubin. To work on my album ? 7 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:40,719 I'm Benny Blanco's friend, Lil Dicky, 8 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,840 the rapper. 9 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,439 I am Orhan. The painter. 10 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:49,280 That's got a ring to it. That's better than my rap name. 11 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,200 Are you an artist or are you just in the physical space ? 12 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,120 Yes. 13 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,920 Multilayered white. 14 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,599 That'd be a good album title for me. 15 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,159 When a new artist arrives, we repaint. 16 00:02:00,239 --> 00:02:03,799 It is important to create a pure environment, free of distraction, 17 00:02:03,879 --> 00:02:05,319 to allow the muse to speak. 18 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,879 I hear that, I need a muse, man. 19 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:15,759 Is that... 20 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,080 Is that him out there ? 21 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,639 That's Rick. 22 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:25,639 I'm gonna go talk to Rick. 23 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,039 Hey Rick, I'm sorry to disturb you, 24 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,439 I'm a huge fan, I'm so honored to be here. 25 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,840 Thank you for having me. Excited to work. 26 00:03:34,719 --> 00:03:36,919 I'm not Rick. I'm Biff Wiff. 27 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,919 Biff... Wiff ? 28 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:45,240 That's right... Did you just take a picture of me ? 29 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:52,759 I wear a watch that tells me when someone's taking my photograph. 30 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:58,360 I'm just kidding you, man ! 31 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,639 That really took my heart for a... 32 00:04:02,719 --> 00:04:04,159 You're a musician ? 33 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,800 Yeah, I'm a rapper. 34 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,240 - Rapper, really ? - Yeah. 35 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:11,599 Must be pretty good to be out here working with Rick. 36 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:16,839 If you ever need an actor for a music video or whatever... 37 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,040 Biff Wiff. 38 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,279 - Oh, you're an actor ? - Look me up on IMDB, I'm a real guy ! 39 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,319 Lil Dicky ! 40 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:27,560 We've been expecting you. Welcome to Shangri La. 41 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,360 Hi ! 42 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:33,240 - Biff. Good to meet you, man. - You, too. 43 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:35,360 - Adams. - Adam. I'm Dave, nice to met you. 44 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:38,000 - No, Atoms. - Atoms ! 45 00:04:44,519 --> 00:04:46,720 And, you know, there'd be a large group of us, 46 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,079 and the rabbi would say, "Tekiyahhh," and you'd hear... 47 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,199 - And they'd blow on the ram's horn. - I didn't mean religious background. 48 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:58,480 Just, your general background, what brought you here. 49 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,120 Oh ! I don't know how much Benny told you guys, 50 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:05,920 but I've been working on my album for months and months and months. 51 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,680 I'm having a lot of difficulty with any output whatsoever. 52 00:05:10,759 --> 00:05:14,959 I'll be honest, I'm desperate, I have no idea how to solve this problem. 53 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,639 I'm at a true personal and creative low point. 54 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,839 Do you read ? 55 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:26,439 I do. I can. I know how to. 56 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,920 - That's a good answer. - Thank you. 57 00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:34,839 - What is Rick's process ? - His process is your process. 58 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,240 It's not the process that brought you to this place, 59 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:40,079 but really it's the process that you'll find together. 60 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,439 You'll see, Rick has no real skill set beyond his intuition. 61 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:45,959 I guess that's just you being a little humble. 62 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,720 The guy is a fucking legend. 63 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,639 99 Problems, all the Kanye stuff, Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, 64 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,839 unbelievable what he's done. 65 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,759 Is it true Flea calls himself Flea because of Rick ? I love Flea. 66 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,399 Rick has a way of deconstructing the artist to his truest self. 67 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,240 It is my job to get you ready for him. 68 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,040 Tell me, Dave, where are we ? 69 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:07,680 I've got a feeling you don't mean literally. 70 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,399 I do mean that literally. 71 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:13,240 Oh. Well, we're on the left most part of America ? 72 00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:16,160 I don't have the strongest inner compass. 73 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,000 I mean, where are we in the creative process. Where are you ? 74 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,519 So you didn't mean literally ! 75 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,079 That's a thing I keep seeing people do. 76 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,600 They say literally and mean the exact opposite. 77 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,519 Tell me what you want. 78 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,319 I'm working on my debut album. And... 79 00:06:30,399 --> 00:06:33,600 It feels like I've been doing that for my whole life. It's my debut. 80 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,439 I'm in a rare situation 81 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:39,639 where I occupy this hyperspecific niche in the musical archival. 82 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,720 I kinda have to inject comedic elements into ti. 83 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,360 But I also feel like I'm as real as I possibly can get. 84 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:50,360 But I'm a dick and fart joke man at the end of the day. 85 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:53,439 My struggle is I always feel like I'm saying way too much 86 00:06:53,519 --> 00:06:56,160 yet nothing at all at the exact same time. 87 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,879 I feel like there's a deeper level of artistry to tap into. 88 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:03,079 You have a loathing for where you came from, 89 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,480 but a fear that it's all you have. 90 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:10,199 Yeah. 91 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:12,680 I'm gonna right that down. That's graceful. 92 00:07:12,759 --> 00:07:14,639 That's Rick's diagnosis. 93 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,560 He knows a lot about you. 94 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:18,439 YouTube? 95 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,279 - Dave ? - Yeah. 96 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,079 - Wake up ! - Oh my God ! 97 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,319 I'm awake, man. 98 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:38,079 I think we've made great progress. 99 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,680 I think tomorrow is the day. I'll let Rick know. 100 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:44,199 Tomorrow, what do you mean ? 101 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,720 We're not doing anything more today ? 102 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,160 - Hello. - Jesus ! 103 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,560 Rick would like you to do an exercise in advance of tomorrow's session. 104 00:08:10,639 --> 00:08:12,879 Please write down all your greatest fears 105 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,639 and bury the list somewhere on the property. 106 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,680 Greatest fears ? Is that serious ? 107 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,439 And do what to the list ? 108 00:08:21,519 --> 00:08:23,480 - Bury it anywhere ? - Anywhere. 109 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,160 How is this guy gonna even know that I did it ? 110 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:28,959 He won't. 111 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:32,679 Rich ! 112 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:36,399 Hey, before you go, what's the Wi-Fi password here ? 113 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,679 GoInward, all one word. 114 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,679 It's not working. 115 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:45,120 It's the full n-word ? 116 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,799 Inward. In. 117 00:08:47,879 --> 00:08:49,919 - Inward ! - Yeah. 118 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,679 I was gonna say, it's so aggressive. Thank you ! 119 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,720 Hey Chuck ! You making smashes with Mr. Rubin yet ? 120 00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:03,399 I wish. I still haven't even met this fucking guy. 121 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,879 This is the weirdest place ever. 122 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,320 -- is a genius-- but if it-- 123 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:10,440 - Entire existence-- - What ? 124 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:15,039 Chuck, you got bad service. Please go to-- fix your-- 125 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,679 Go breast milk. 126 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,200 Fears. My fears. 127 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,120 What are my biggest fears ? 128 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,000 Parents dying. 129 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,159 What else ? 130 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,039 Accutane causing permanent dry eyes. That would suck. 131 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,440 Not being able to play Willie Wonka in a major motion picture. 132 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:53,120 No. I guess not. 133 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,360 Failure. 134 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,159 No... 135 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,000 Success. Yeah. 136 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,519 Success. 137 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,320 Spiders. 138 00:10:21,799 --> 00:10:23,120 Flea ? 139 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,840 I gotta tell you, I woke up totally ready to get to work and record music. 140 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:36,639 I'm in a great space for that right now. 141 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,399 I'm gonna experiment vocally-- 142 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,480 Did my manager reach out about the humidifier ? 143 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:44,799 For my throat. It can get pretty scratchy if it's not--- 144 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,919 Oh, my God ! 145 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,200 How should I refer to him ? What does he like to go by ? 146 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:53,840 As Biff. Biff Wiff ? 147 00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:58,279 What is this, like a trick or something ? 148 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,120 I've just the thing for your throat. 149 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,919 I'm not a trick. 150 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:04,720 I'm... Yeah. 151 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,519 - I'm sorry. - Homemade Kambo. By Lavar. 152 00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:13,600 What is this ? What does that mean, Homemade Kambo by Lavar ? 153 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,440 - Who's Lavar ? - Just try it. 154 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:16,960 Is this good for my throat ? 155 00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:19,080 Okay. 156 00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:23,840 Oh, Lavar ! 157 00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:27,399 It actually feels kinda like queso from Qdoba. 158 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,480 You guys ever heard of Qdoba ? 159 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:33,720 Does this have dairy in it ? Then I get bloated and I can't record at all. 160 00:11:33,799 --> 00:11:37,000 You're not recording today. So that's okay. 161 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,840 That's the entire reason I'm here. Of course I'm recording today. 162 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:43,480 - You said today was the day... - And today is the day. 163 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,120 This is a flotation tank. 164 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,360 We would like you to disrobe and submerge. 165 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,039 It should get you into the right headspace. 166 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,559 Where is Rick Rubin ? Because 167 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,720 I feel like I came here to work with him 168 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:57,960 and all of this feels like a borderline waste of time unless I'm making music. 169 00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:01,840 It would be a waste of time to record before you're fully ready. 170 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,559 A waste of Rick's time. 171 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,399 Okay. What is this thing ? 172 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,440 What am I supposed to do in this thing ? 173 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,879 Creativity is best when the sense of "self" falls away 174 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,039 and reveals what is deeper. But some artists, 175 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,159 have an ego that is making so much noise, 176 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,559 demands so much attention. 177 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,120 I should tell you guys right now, 178 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,960 I am not at all into, like, anything spiritual, 179 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:26,799 or like of the spirit-adjacent landscape. 180 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:30,600 You might be barking up the wrong tree with all this mumblar jumblar shit. 181 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:32,519 Okay, thank you for letting me know. 182 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,679 But that is what the tank is for. To destroy your ego. 183 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,919 Your first instinct is to make jokes. 184 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,120 In your life. In your work. 185 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,519 Everywhere you go. No ? 186 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,440 Rick thinks that you follow this instinct blindly. 187 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,919 What's past that ? 188 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,320 How can you know ? You can't stand more than ten seconds of silence. 189 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,919 Fuck it, I was trying to fart. 190 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,559 You think it would've proven your point, but it would've proven mine. 191 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:13,360 We'd be belly laughing, smacking the floor. 192 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,679 This is a crutch. This is pain. This is fear. 193 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:20,320 This is your ego trying to protect itself. 194 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,879 - But great work -- - Thank you. 195 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:27,799 Great work requires something more vulnerable. 196 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:29,200 Isn't that why you came ? 197 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,240 Rick thinks you're capable of being one of the greatest disrupters 198 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,240 of your generation. 199 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,679 - Love that. - But you need to quiet your ego. 200 00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,360 For that artistry to emerge. 201 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,200 Trust us. Kanye West was the same way. 202 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:52,000 Kanye did this whole thing ? Fuck it. 203 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:55,960 - Thank you, Biff. - Alright. 204 00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,720 So just disrobe and-- 205 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,879 - Can I piss in this thing ? - We'd rather you didn't. 206 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,559 We'd like you to wear these shorts, please. 207 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,720 - Can you please wear these shorts ? - Oh yeah. Sorry about that. 208 00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:10,200 Very well ! 209 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,519 - Bonne chance ! - What ? 210 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,600 - Bonne chance ! - Aright, man. 211 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,200 Oh yeah, Kanye West, Kanye, Kanye West... 212 00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,120 Music is... 213 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,200 Did they change the water since Kanye ? 214 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:39,639 So boring. 215 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,639 Fuck this shit. 216 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:54,879 Hello ? 217 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,519 What do you want ? 218 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,320 Here ? 219 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:31,919 Rick ! 220 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,600 Why ? 221 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,919 Can we just make music ? 222 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:43,600 Fuck ! 223 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:45,320 Stop ! 224 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,360 No, no ! 225 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,680 Dave ! 226 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:15,319 Dan ? 227 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,599 Dan, what are you-- What are you doing here ? 228 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,799 Hey, I'm... 229 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,480 I am so sorry about everything. 230 00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:28,480 I tried. 231 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,559 - Tried what ? - I tried eating it ! 232 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,480 Thank god I had all those ketchup packets, am I right ? 233 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,680 Oh my god. 234 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,400 I pissed myself. 235 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,200 You think that's funny, right ? 236 00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:49,440 You don't seem good. Let me get you water. Hold on, wait. 237 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,160 Yeah ! You like that ?! 238 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:12,440 LD ! 239 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,559 Come here ! Hurry up ! 240 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,519 - GaTa ? - Yeah, come on here, LD. Hurry up ! 241 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,119 - Gata, what the fuck is going on ? - You're already behind. 242 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,799 Where-- what-- 243 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,160 You know we gotta cook this shit up. 244 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,240 - What do you mean ? - Sprinkle the sauce how I taught you. 245 00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:31,960 Like this ? 246 00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:36,000 Isn't salt a little expected though ? It's kind of first-thought. 247 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:37,880 Of course, bro. Everybody loves salt. It's from the ocean. 248 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720 Everybody love the ocean. 249 00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,279 That's true. 250 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:44,200 What the fuck is going on with the food here ? I needed this shit yesterday. 251 00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:45,960 - Is it ready, Dave ? - I'm working on it. 252 00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,160 He got it, man. Relax, he's taking care of it. 253 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,200 You're this close to getting fired. 254 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,079 I'm going as fast as I-- 255 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:55,640 There's nothing. 256 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,440 Yo ! You know what you're cooking, right ? 257 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,880 No. Will you help me ? 258 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,359 I'm working on my own shit. 259 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,319 Cool. Thanks ! 260 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,400 Cook ! Cook ! 261 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,000 What do you want me to cook ? There's nothing to cook. 262 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,440 Nothing to cook. I don't know what to do. 263 00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:21,880 I don't know what the fuck is happening. 264 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,599 Cook me ! 265 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,799 - What ? - Put me in this water, bake me. 266 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,200 You can throw me over here in a stirfry, chop me up Benihana style. 267 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:33,799 I'm not gonna cook you, GaTa. You're my friend ! 268 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,519 Take this ! Take a slice of my arm. 269 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,839 You have no other options, man. You behind. 270 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,319 - I'm not doing it ! - Come on ! 271 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,079 Just do it, bro ! What are you doing ? What's the problem ? 272 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,759 - Come on, you have no other option. - Okay, fine, man. 273 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,319 Fine ! You want that ? 274 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,279 - I'm gonna cut as smooth as butter. - Alright. 275 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,680 Sorry. I'm sorry. 276 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,400 What the fuck, man ? You said it was gonna be smooth. 277 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,519 - Should I stop ? - Keep going ! 278 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:07,319 - Does it hurt ? - Of course, you're cutting my arm off. 279 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640 Almost there. 280 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,839 Am I good ? 281 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:15,240 Am I good, though ? 282 00:20:17,079 --> 00:20:18,640 You're incredible. 283 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,400 Hot plate coming through. 284 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,839 Okay. This is so funny ! 285 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,920 Classic Lil Dicky... 286 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,519 This is like Kodak Black, 287 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:51,440 with a... hint of Young Dolph ! 288 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,119 It's actually... GaTa. 289 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,640 Hey ! 290 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,079 Y'all fuckin' with me though ? 291 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,559 Oh my god ! You're letting them eat Gata ?! 292 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,640 GaTa said to do that. And they were hungry, I don't know, stop filming ! 293 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,079 I'm doing it, you're not stopping me. 294 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,440 More ! 295 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:33,960 I... I miss you. 296 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,400 I know. 297 00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,880 - And I love you so much. - Dave... 298 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,920 I can't. 299 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,519 I wish things could've been different. 300 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:48,799 But I know now that we're just not right for each other... 301 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,240 and it had to end sometime. 302 00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:57,599 No, it didn't. 303 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:46,920 Excuse me. 304 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:50,400 Excuse me. 305 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,160 David Andrew Burd. 306 00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,640 I've been expecting you. 307 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,240 You like it ? 308 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,200 What, the music ? 309 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:11,799 It's good, right ? 310 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,960 - Who the fuck are you, man ? - I like it. 311 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,680 I prepared it for you. You wanna hear more ? 312 00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:23,480 Yeah. Okay. 313 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,759 I never had a ménage. I'd rather get a fiancé. 314 00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,559 Mom up my ass like a prostate. 315 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,480 She thinkin' forward like blockchain, 316 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,640 but I'm sitting thinking 'bout the 4th grade. 317 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,039 I was hitting on the Macarena, visualizing all the packed arenas, 318 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,880 I ain't had shit on my hands except Cheetos, that was the top. 319 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,680 Back when Dwayne was the Rock. 320 00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:44,720 Back when jerking off used to be the motivation, 321 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,680 I would come home racing, tryna beat my momma 322 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,480 and then get naked then I'll go on maxim.com for the pictures, 323 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:52,039 put the shower on while I'm sticking the printouts to the shower wall 324 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,240 using steam then I put the shower head up on the massage setting-- 325 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:57,759 What the fuck was that, how was I--- 326 00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:00,480 You know where it goes from here, but do you like it ? 327 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:02,920 I am obsessed with it. 328 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,519 Can I have that ? Can you send me those files ? 329 00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:07,920 There's no need. I am you. 330 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,039 By the way, I got the surgery that clogs the second pee hole. 331 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,720 - You gotta do it. - This is a test. You are my ego. 332 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,039 I'm supposed to kill you. 333 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:23,559 I don't know how to-- do we choose weapons or ? 334 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,440 What did you say ? You're gonna kill me ? 335 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,799 So so... Look at me. 336 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,279 The way in which I would beat you to a pulp 337 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,480 it would be spellbinding. 338 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,640 But I'm not gonna do that today. Where is that coming from ? 339 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,559 It's coming from everything I saw. 340 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,119 I don't know what's fucking going on. 341 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,279 I had these visions and it seems as though they're portraying a selfish man 342 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,200 and I need to be a better person, to have balance in life, and then 343 00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:55,240 I will be a more prosperous artist. 344 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,279 You're a fool ! 345 00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,400 I know that about you because we had to travel 346 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,480 through your idiot mind to even get to this level. 347 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:04,519 You literally ate a Black man. You ate GaTa. 348 00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:06,640 How overt can you get ? 349 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,839 Overt ? I don't even get it. 350 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480 I can't-- 351 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:12,599 I really can't explain everything to you. 352 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,480 I can, but I don't want to. But I could. 353 00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:19,880 I'm just not well-equipped to understand this type of... shit. 354 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,480 I didn't even understand Men in Black the first time. 355 00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:25,640 - I get it now and it's... - Aren't you here to make better music? 356 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,839 I came to Rick Rubin's to make better music. 357 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,160 And now I-- what realm is-- I don't know, are you Rick Rubin ? 358 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,960 There he is ! 359 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,279 Come here, my sweet little metaphor. 360 00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,160 What the fuck is that ? 361 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:43,519 That's Double A ! The anteater ! 362 00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:46,279 You wouldn't know it, but the suck power on his snout... 363 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,440 tremendo. 364 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,440 Double A ? Wouldn't it be AE for anteater ? 365 00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:53,759 - That's a typo. - Shut up ! 366 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,440 Alright. Sorry. 367 00:25:56,519 --> 00:25:58,480 Listen to me, I'm here to help you ! 368 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,079 This could solve everything. 369 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,759 Look at this, look at everything I could be. 370 00:26:02,839 --> 00:26:05,440 It's kinda hard to take any of this seriously. 371 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:07,599 Your fuckin' outfit's insane... 372 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,799 There's an anteater, you're talking about suck power. 373 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,559 All this is very humorous. 374 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,880 They were saying that's a crutch. That I rely on my humour and-- 375 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,079 What do you mean humor as a crutch ? 376 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,200 You're a humoros guy. You like making jokes. 377 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,759 What's wrong with that ? I know you have the capability of being serious. 378 00:26:23,839 --> 00:26:26,119 You made a song about your ex-girlfriend, how much you love her. 379 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,680 Wasn't that true, real, serious ? Also made a song about your dick sucking. 380 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:31,359 Funny, but true, real serious. 381 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,200 Don't change who you are. Who are these people telling you to do that ? 382 00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:37,599 Stop worrying about being high-brow or low-brow ! 383 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,720 Just be 384 00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:42,400 no brow. 385 00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:47,359 Okay, I hear that. 386 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,039 But wait. So you're saying 387 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:55,680 that your main message here is more or less for me to be myself ? 388 00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,799 Because that is so basic. 389 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,119 - Going through all that for that... - You're basic. 390 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,680 But acknowledging that basicness is far from basic. 391 00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:08,079 If I'm so aware of that basisity. That's what's happening right now. 392 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,079 Even my inner most thing is so... Maybe this is actually poignant. 393 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,000 - I'm sorry, everybody. - Saying that I have no substance-- 394 00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:18,599 I should be a better person. I don't wanna gloss over that. 395 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,119 I saw those things for a reason and if my innermost thoughts are telling me-- 396 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,240 Yes ! Be a better person ! You needed to come here to realise that ? 397 00:27:26,319 --> 00:27:27,599 Duh ! Be a good person ! 398 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,400 But how on Earth is that gonna help you make better music ? 399 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,680 I don't see the parallel. 400 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,319 You wanna know what your real crutch is ? 401 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:40,720 Overanalyzing ! 402 00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:42,240 I'm looking at it right now. 403 00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,400 You turn over stone after stone 404 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,400 you gotta get data, takes, variation. 405 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,319 It's just endless. You wonder why you don't get anywhere. 406 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,279 So they tell you, Don't be funny... 407 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:05,720 That's a joke. That's a joke. 408 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,039 Hahaha. They gettin' roast. 409 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,440 That's a hook right there, boom ! 410 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,240 Stop ovethinking it ! 411 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:23,880 And just 412 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,240 harness. 413 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:30,160 That is truly the best thing that I could ever-- 414 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,079 I need that. That's everything I love. Please, can I have that ? 415 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,440 You already have it. 416 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:43,960 I am you. 417 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:47,119 I've been down here this whole time. 418 00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:49,640 Waiting. 419 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,400 So I've been holding me down. 420 00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,359 Exactly. 421 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,240 And you should be holding me down. 422 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:10,160 I'm sorry. I thought there was something-- 423 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,119 And I get it. 424 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200 But do you-- 425 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,240 Because if-- 426 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,519 - Fuck ! How long was he in there for ? - I thought you were getting him out ! 427 00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:35,039 His mouth is full of water ! He swallowed-- 428 00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:38,960 - How long did you have him in there ? - I thought you were supposed to-- 429 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:42,720 - You were supposed to be here ! - Rick asked me to juggle four guys ! 430 00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:45,960 - You're okay, buddy. - Am I in the tank ? 431 00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:49,880 Yeah, you are still in there. You are. 432 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,759 I thought there was an anteater. 433 00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:53,559 - That's a joke, that's a joke. - You're okay. 434 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,240 - Relax ! - No ! 435 00:29:55,319 --> 00:29:57,559 - Wait ! - No, I have it ! 436 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,000 He's a like a greased pig ! Wait ! 437 00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,839 That's a joke ! That's a joke ! 438 00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:13,519 Record right now, please. Go ! 439 00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:19,359 That's a joke ! That's a joke ! Hey ! 440 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,319 Hahaha ! They getting roast, hey 441 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,400 These motherfuckers, they lost me Everything I'm doing lost me 442 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,440 I'm wearing it off like a softie I get grounded like coffee 33558

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