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I don't know, man.

I look like the back
of a playing card.

This is so drippy right here, bro.
Look at you, bro.

This is, like,
what a fuckboy is.

Like, when I hear people calling
people fuckboys, isn't this that?

You're doing a concert, bro.

Like, you gonna be fly.
You have to be fly at all times.

How do I talk when I'm onstage,
by the way?

Do I go like, "What's up, y'all,
it's your boy Lil Dicky,"

and talk in my rap voice, or do I talk
in my normal speaking voice and say,

"Hi, everybody. Are you having fun?"
I mean, both options suck.

Hey, don't y'all think
my boy look fresh, man?

Look at his jacket, dude.
He got on Mother Medusa right now.

Matter of fact, y'all don't
even know who he is, huh?

-Nah.
-This is Lil Dicky.

He got the song "My Dick Sucks."

He about to open up for Meek Mill.
Y'all should come.

Where at?

Oh. Uh, Philadelphia
is where it's happening.

How the fuck you expect us
to come to Philly?

Uh, it was more, like,
an expression, I think,

when he said you should come...
like, come mentally.

Not ejaculate, obviously.
He means, like, livestream.

Y'all really need
to get a picture with my boy.

He about to blow the fuck up.

-All right, man.
-All right.

Meek Mill?
Shit. Go ahead.

You will want this picture one day.
Take my word for it.

Smiling? What are we doing...
straight face, smile...

-Man, take the picture.
-Okay.

That's hard.

-How's it look? Is it good?
-Man, that shit's gravy.

Oh, you did the... you did
the Lil Dicky thing. Appreciate that.

Nah, that's some gang shit...

Gang shit?

-What do you mean, gang...? Like...?
-Like, Crip shit.

Oh.

That's cool, I think.
Right?

I'm just a little, actually,
concerned now that you mention it,

because I'm, you know,
performing and whatnot,

and I'm wearing this blue thing, and
we're all going like this, and I just...

Is there any way we
can delete that, and I just...?

I'm not in the gang,
and I just want to make sure

I'm not, like, looking like
I'm culturally appropriating.

And then what if the Bloods see
a picture like that?

Like, if Bloods see
this picture, seriously,

if a, if a group of Bloods saw
this picture,

will they have an issue
with me in any way?

You should be good, bro.

You should be good, cuz.
Don't trip. This nigga.

-Come on, bro.
-"What about the Bloods?"

Funny little white boy.

Well, the blue every...

What is Crip, Gata?
Show me with your hand. How...?

So I'm doing Crip every time
I do that Lil Dicky thing?

-You are, low-key, though.
-Fuck.

-Hi, I'm Dave
-I'm Lil Dicky

-Hi, I'm Dave
-Who's Dave?

Bling-blaow, ooh

Chains on Skateboard P

Bling-blaow, ooh

Chains on Skateboard P

Yo, goin' ape like Nigo

Move out the way,
please don't be a hero

Bling-blaow, ooh,
chains on Skateboard P...

Dave! Have fun!

I am? What are you...?
I'm having fun.

I'm not gonna put my hands
in the air.

I'm doing research.

On the runway...

Oh, my God, it's so risky.

That's what you need to do.

-That's a liability.
-Who cares?

Appreciate you, L.A.
Appreciate y'all coming out.

All right, uh,
let's get out of here.

I got to go to the bathroom.
Beat the rush. Go, go, go!

I know. You know what I did?
I put so much toilet paper on the seat

that I wasn't confident there'd be
enough left for the wiping process...

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dude, you're, uh...

"Somebody suck me!"
Right?

-Yeah, man. How are you?
-Oh, my God.

Isn't...? That's...
he's "somebody suck me."

What are you,
what are you doing here?

You know, I'm a rapper,
so I'm here doing research,

seeing other rappers rap.

-You're a rapper?
-Yeah.

I thought you were like a,
like a meme.

No. I'm, like, a real guy,
right in front of you.

No, I know you're, like,
a real guy, but you're, like, a...

What's it called?
Like, a parody, right?

A parody of what?

I don't know.
Life?

No.

But I appreciate you, man.
Have a good night.

Hey, hey, real quick.

-Somebody suck me!
-There it is.

-Are you guys hanging out?
-No, we straight, bro.

For sure.
Nice to meet you guys.

Hey, uh, the Uber is...
is that way.

That's my bad.
It's-it's up there.

Somebody kill me.

That show was pretty cool.
Did you get some intel?

Yeah, I learned how terrifying
this is gonna be,

and that, like, rappers climb, like,
light fixtures just to entertain people.

I'm never gonna climb a light fixture
and put my life in jeopardy.

I thought that was the best part.

Bro, don't you realize that you
about to be, like, turning up,

opening up for Meek Mill, bro,
in your city, his city?

That shit about to be
dumbass lit.

Yeah, I... That's what I,
that's what I'm realizing.

-It is crazy.
-No, it's not that crazy.

This is what happens when
you get a manager who can manage you.

I wish you could manage
to get an Uber here.

Look, whatever you need...
like set design, visuals...

-I'm your girl.
-The visuals. That's a whole nother...

You know, I went from being
the "My Dick Sucks" guy

to the "Somebody suck me" man.
This is, like...

It's a small branding issue,
okay? Easy to fix.

We just make a video.
We show it before every show.

It tells people
who you really are. It's just...

We control the narrative that way.

All you got to do is this, bro...
look, check this shit out.

My dick sucks, my dick sucks

-Okay, yeah.
-My dick sucks

Fuck!
'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl

'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl?

When you see my dick, you may hurl
But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl

Whoa, girl, whoa, girl...

That's all you got to do is
turn the fuck up, fool.

Yes, dude.

I can't do any of that,
but that is by far the best

I've ever felt about my music.

How would you feel about,
like, coming onstage with me

and being my hype man?

-What? Are you serious?
-Couldn't be more serious.

Aw, don't be rap-capping, bro.

I don't think I'm rap-capping.
I'm being serious.

Oh. I support this.

It's good to take the bulk
of the dancing off your plate.

No. Okay, that's not...
we're not gonna hire people.

No, no, no.
This is a dictatorship. Sorry.

Gata, you are my hype man.

That's what
I'm talking about, baby!

-Give me a hug. Yeah.
-Bro, I can't believe this, man.

-Are you ready?
-I can't believe this, bro. Hold on.

You know I'm gonna take this
very seriously.

Fo' sho'.

Yeah...

Whoo! Man, we killed it
out there, y'all.

I know y'all had a good time.
Good looking, fool.

Cut it, cut it

That's that booty.

Damn, shorty, you's a cutie.

Uh. I'm about to make my way
to the back, though,

'cause you know I'm all-access,
I got it like that.

Nutti the boss.
What's up, Nutti?

-What's good, baby?
-Back here managing things.

What up, Pacman?
What's good? Hey, bro.

-How do out there with you, bro?
-Man, you went crazy.

-Nah, you went crazy.
-Nah, you did that.

O.T. Genasis went crazy.
We turned that shit up.

The crowd was lit.
They ate it up, Pac.

But guess what, though. We could
be on planes doing big things, man.

I'm trying
to get on them PJs, baby.

I'm having
a crazy good-ass time.

What's up
with your fine ass, baby?

I know you got a number for me.

-I got two phones.
-Hey, bro, tone down a little bit.

Chill don't pay the bills, bro.

-I got to be hype at all times, bro.
-That's cool for you, man.

I don't get paid to be calm, bro...
I'm a hype man.

You feel me? But let's take it
to the next level, baby.

Like, let's hit up Weezy,
he got slots for us,

Lil Wayne tour...
we can do all of that.

Y'all know I'm connected
and respected.

You're doing extras, bro.

The problem is, y'all not extra with me.
We supposed to having extra, extra fun!

Man, what's up
with your boy, bro?

Y'all trying to turn me down.
You dig what I'm saying?

-Oh, yeah.
-Yo, yo.

-Yeah! Huh-huh!
-You're doing too much right now.

-Too much, like what?
-Chill, baby.

I'm gonna go to the front,
'cause it's real in the front, baby.

Let's go.
'Cause it's party time.

Can't take that no more,
bro, he got to roll.

-Like roll roll-type.
-All right. Say less, man.

I'm staying up here,
man, I swear.

My bad. That's your girl.

My little gander.

They trippin' on me.

-Yo, you got to go.
-Aw, come on, man.

-You about to kick me off the bus?
-Let me just holla at you...

Don't do me like this, man,
let me get one more chance, bro.

So, I mixed all
your favorite primary colors,

and then I pulled pics
off your socials,

and they'll be projected
on-screen behind you.

I just feel like you're making
me look very lame or something.

Making you?

And by the way,
I think this is funny and a...

very valid attempt...
I just think, I'm already

kind of in an uphill battle here
opening up for Meek Mill,

'cause his crowd
isn't necessarily my crowd,

and I don't need to,
like, double down

and remind everybody, "Hey,
if you didn't know I was white,

Jewish and suburban and a loser,

just look behind me
and you'll really know it.

You know? Like,
I'm not sure they'll like it.

When did you start caring
about what other people want?

Since, like,

pretty much, like, now.

'Cause it's, like,
a very real thing.

-David.
-Yeah.

-Stop.
-Okay.

Well, I-I just think
I'd feel much better about it

if we could lock down
a great representation visually

of what my brand is.

Okay, so, how exactly would you
describe your brand?

Aesthetically or "cinematographically,"
if that's a word...

-It's not.
-...I feel like it's everything

you loved about the classic
movies of our childhood.

Like Sandlot, Billy Madison,

Apocalypse Now,
Happy Gilmore, Clueless.

But at the same time,

I feel like my brand
is not rooted in the past.

It's actually very forward-thinking
and, like, futuristic.

It's like, imagine, like,
what 2090 is like.

But, like, it's being described
by someone who's from 1920.

Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Okay.
Like this?

To me, it says,
"Don't give too many notes

to the person
doing this shit for free."

All right, well, I...

won't give you any more notes,
then, I guess.

I'll do one more pass.

-Thanks, slug.
-Don't touch me.

They don't care
about my cock

-I could use a pussy mop
-Drip

In the scene
like I'm a prop

She saw me and went in shock

Technically I'm unemployed

But I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna work

Stackin' paper like a clerk

And all my haters
look perturbed

Been there since birth,
my dick look

-Like it's a saltshaker
-Shaker

My dick look
like it get chokeslammed

By the Undertaker

My dick like the Lord made
everything about me player

Then he had to make my dick

And send it straight
on down to Satan

-Devil's dick
-My dick sucks

My dick sucks

All right. Cut-cut it off.

Cut the music off. All of this
just feels so, like, expected.

What the fuck, bro?

It's just exactly
what any rapper would do.

Don't you want to be a rapper?

Bro, what's wrong? I can do
anything, bro. I'm like a magician, bro.

Look at these notes.
I've been plotting and jotting, bro.

I've been thinking
about this shit all night.

The best show of your life,
and I'm treating it like it's my life.

-Let's do this shit together, bro.
-You're doing great.

I'm just thinking, like, shouldn't I be
doing more Andy Kaufman-like stuff?

Like stunts,
like sitting onstage,

like, cross-legged,
smoking a cigar.

Maybe not even open my mouth
and talk.

I just sit there,
like, experiment socially.

Oh, you're trying to be on some
undercover rap shit, like James Bond.

When the last time you seen James Bond
take a shit in any of his movies?

Have you seen James Bond take
a shit in any of his movies?

I mean, I don't think they film shit
like that in movies just in general.

But, hey, preach, brother.

Okay, you right.
'Cause everything I say is real.

Everything I say needs
to be on a T-shirt.

Come on, bro. If you want
the Andy Kaufman shit, put it up there.

Hologram, bro. You're LD.
You could do anything, bro.

We need to get one of them holograms,
for real, for real. Call the venue, bro.

No, we're not getting a hologram.
You can't afford rent, so no.

I'm just trying to figure out, like,
what is unique to Lil Dicky.

Like, who is Lil Dicky?
What is something only he would do?

Or I would... Or...
Fuck, this is confusing.

Suck your own dick onstage.

Can I do that? Legally?
Can I suck my own dick onstage?

That's a real question?

You're asking me
about being able

to suck your own penis
in front of...

-Legally. I'm just... Legally.
-Can you even do that in real life?

I believe I can.
I used to as a kid. Oh, my God.

I stopped doing it
at a certain point,

'cause it felt more like giving head
than getting it, but...

Did you even come or anything?

-Uh...
-My God. Don't tell me you swallowed.

I, like, kind of...
It was like a neck hair thing...

So you pulled out of your mouth, you
shot it and you caught it in your neck?

-Yes.
-What are you, a Globetrotter?

Yeah, I didn't...
Like I said, it was a burden.

I stopped doing it for that reason.

if it was legal, it's, like,
definitely an interesting visual.

Okay, if not that...

So we're gonna make that video
that shows exactly who Lil Dicky is.

-No gimmicks, no bullshit.
-But you're not listening to me.

I don't even know
who Lil Dicky is.

I'm trying to figure it out. I don't
even know what this thing is yet.

What Lil Dicky is?
He a legend, bro.

Ain't you TTG, trained to go?
Let's go, baby.

We going straight to the mountaintop.
Mount Rushmore-type shit.

Let's do what we got to do.
Let's gander, wiggle up, hit the stage.

Me and him.
Bret Hart, Owen Hart,

jumping off the top row.
You know what I mean?

Let's Super Smash Brother
these hoes, bro.

-Listen to me, bro. Come on.
-Gata!

Dude, you need to calm down.
Listen to yourself, bro.

My bad, y'all. I'm-a go get
some water over here.

This is your fault.

I don't know. It's a lot.

Ma, when the last time you been
to Chick-fil-A on Expo and Fig?

Ooh, I don't feel like going
to Expo and Fig.

What? They got the best sauce,
the best service.

But we got food at home,
already paid for.

Already paid for? Ain't nobody worried
about the price of Chick-fil-A.

Well, I know you're not,
after what you just spent

on the same pair of shoes
in different colors.

Aw, hell no! I know you ain't in here
buying shoes. You still owe me money.

-Relax, bro. Come on.
-Ain't about to relax, bro.

-In front of all these people?
-I don't care about them people, fool.

Either you gonna run me my money,
or you gonna take them shoes back.

I know you see me working
with Pacman da Gunman, Wayne...

I don't care about none of that
make-believe, fairy-tale shit, bro.

Okay, look. Here.
How much money does he owe you?

Ma'am, I wouldn't take
no money from you.

Bro, it's all good. You know what?
Come on. Let's go. It's all love.

Hey, bang the register, man.

-I got to make a return.
-Okay, uh...

I just got to give
a-a reason for the return.

'Cause he's a bitch-ass nigga.
That's why.

Oh. All right.

I'm-a remember that, bro.

-Here.
-Punk, no, that's my money, nigga.

Give me the receipt.

I can't believe this. He don't
even know I'm poppin' like that, bro.

It's gonna be all good, bro. The whole
world gonna see how poppin' I am.

I'm-a have all of this, bro.
Man, fuck all these shoes.

All this shit gonna be mine!

I'm-a own
this whole entire collection!

-All this shit gonna be mine.
-Glenn, I'm gonna call security.

Every colorway in here
gonna be mine!

These black ones.
All of this shit gonna be mine.

This whole entire store
is gonna be mine!

Gata, listen, listen, you're
acting really crazy right now.

Crazy? You calling me crazy?

Are you my mama?
He ain't working

with Pacman da Gunman.
He ain't working with Lil Wayne.

What does that have to do
with anything?

That's me. He don't even realize
my face is money.

-I just need you to calm down.
-I ain't calming shit down!

Matter of fact,
I'm-a take this jacket off.

This shit that you bought me
is cheap.

I don't need nobody.
Fuck this jacket. And look.

And this backpack
that got this laptop in it.

You feel me?
This $1,300 laptop ain't shit to me.

You feel me? Ain't nothing.

So, how are you my mama
and you talking about I'm crazy?

-How you gonna call your own son crazy?
-Please...

-Just relax!
-Ain't nobody about to calm down...

Get your hands off me!

-Please, don't hurt him.
-Get your hands off me.

-Don't hurt him!
-Call somebody!

Mr. Ganter,

I'm gonna give you a low dose
of Depakote to stabilize you,

and we'll see
how you go from there.

Can you see how I do
with a commissary burrito, man?

I ain't ate shit
since I've been here.

Yeah, I'll get you a burrito.

-Thank you, Doctor.
-I can't believe this.

I know, honey. I know.
We're gonna get through this.

-Why'd they strap me to the bed, Mama?
-I know. I love you.

-Why'd they strap me to the bed?
-Oh, my God, sweetheart.

It's okay.

You're just sitting there,
just looking at me like...

letting the doctor talk to me
like I'm just some stupid person,

like-like I'm just crazy, Ma.

Like, you just let him walk away.

Talking about some pills
I don't even know about.

-Please, please...
-"Take this shit off my-my son."

It's okay.

Gata, tomorrow night,

7:00 p.m.,
another rehearsal.

Damn, another rehearsal tomorrow, bro?
Damn, I'm there.

And if I'm being honest, we got to be a
lot more focused than we were today,

'cause it was all over the place and...

Bring it, okay?

Hello?

-Thank you.
-Hello? Gata.

-Hello!
-Oh, yeah. I'm listening, bro.

You know me. I'm just fucking
with some bitches.

Gata, like, I can't even express
how important this show is, okay?

So please do not disappoint me.

Come on, bro.
Does molasses drip on trees?

That adage is not one
I'm familiar with, but sure.

I got to go.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Goodbye.

I am so sorry about that,

but I need to get that dosage
and prescription filled ASAP.

Is this for seizures
or mood stabilization?

-The last one.
-Have you had this dosage before?

Y'all just gonna stand there
and watch?

Nah, I never had this dosage,
but my doctor told me

if I find myself, like, ramping up,
that I need to get this dosage.

All right.
Give me 30 minutes, okay?

Thank you.

My dick sucks,
my dick sucks

My dick sucks...

Yeah, the 808s are harder.

So, let's leave it as is... done.

I do think that it's not the
perfect 808s if I'm being honest.

Can you actually pull up, uh,

that propane beat that you have
on hold for me?

'Cause I think those 808s
are even better.

-And if we could incorporate...
-On hold?

-Play that for me real quick.
-Okay.

Incorporate those.

I could, but I gave this one
to some other rapper.

So...

Are you joking, or no,
you're being serious?

You gave the beat that you were holding
for me away to a different rapper?

I-I've been working on that song.

For three months, you've
been working on that beat?

Yeah, it takes me... years
to write a song sometimes.

I've been putting in so many hours
over that beat. You just gave it away?

Okay, so let me ask
you a question.

If, let's say, Beyoncé was like,
"Yo, Elz, I need a beat right now."

Her and Jay
want to go put out an album,

and I'm gonna give 'em beats,
and for some reason

you have the fucking beat that
I gave you three months ago...

-Yeah.
-...to use.

And they started working
on it, and they're like,

"You know what...?"
Okay, actually forget it.

-It depends.
-Whatever, whatever.

It's your beat... you own me.
You can take any beat of mine you want.

If anybody else, if Kanye West
asks me for a beat

and you have it,
it's yours, take the beat.

Well, don't make me
feel bad about it.

Don't feel bad... it's your
fucking beat, enjoy it.

Well, you could've given me
a heads up or I don't know...

-We can talk about it...
-And here's the heads up.

I don't, I mean, I understand.
that there's other rappers, but...

What's up?

What's going on?

-We were arguing.
-Just a little bit.

-Is it over?
-No.

Okay, well, this is 45 bucks
an hour, so argue after.

-Fine, let's rehearse.
-Okay, so rehearse. Gata.

Gata?

Gata, Gata.

Dave.

He's asleep, okay.

-Wake up, sunshine.
-Up you go.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good, bro, come on.

This is a good choice
right here.

The dual-band makes a big difference.
This is the one I got at my crib, so...

Here's your refund,
and I hope you have a good day.

Thank you for coming
to Game Force.

Hey, yo, what up, my man,
I want to return this.

It's not working how
it's supposed to.

Oh, that's cool, I got you.

Hold up... Gata?

-Bino.
-What?

You used to serve tree
for Pacman.

-What? That's crazy.
-Yeah, what's up, bro?

-What's up, bro?
-Man, chilling, dawg.

-Just trying to get in where I fit in.
-That's what's up.

I was wondering what
ever happened to you, dawg.

I'm still serving 'em,
but I stopped seeing you around.

Hey, well, you know, I didn't
want to miss moms and sis.

I was tired of being on the
road, you know what I'm saying?

So I had to find
something to suit me.

You know, I'm in here
with the Force, baby.

Facts, all right.
Okay, cool.

I'm glad to see you good, man.
Niggas said you went crazy, man.

But I'm glad to see
that ain't true, bro.

Well, you know niggas be lying
on me like a Persian rug.

All right, cool. Well, shoot, man,
I'll tell Nutti I saw you, dawg.

Oh, you still mess with Nutti?

Yeah, whenever one
of his artists need weed.

He in the studio
with YG actually right now.

He in the studio with YG?

-Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers.
-That's what's up, bro.

You mind if I get tapped in?
Lock me in with that number, man.

Yeah, yeah,
I got you, I got you.

-I got you.
-Man, I appreciate you, bro.

'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl

'Ey, girl, what you
tryin' to say, girl?

When you see my dick,
you may hurl

But I'm still kinda hot
like May, girl

Whoa, girl, whoa, girl.

Dude, what the fuck
are you doing?

Dude. Can you just
run it back, bro?

Can you just, like,
not be right where I am?

Like, and let me have
space up here to operate?

Dave, just chill,
give me a minute, bro.

-You think I can sit down for a second?
-Sit down?

-Yeah, man.
-No, dude, we got to rehearse.

What do you mean? This is like
the biggest deal in the world to me.

Like, this is the opposite
of the energy I need right now.

You knew we had to rehearse
today. What are you doing?

I couldn't have been clearer about how
important this is to me. Are you high?

Have you been taking
zans or something?

Like, what is, like,
your deal right now?

Dude, I'm fucking bipolar.

You're bipolar?

I have a chemical imbalance
going on inside my brain.

Gata, did a doctor diagnose you?

Medicine and the whole nine.

I take eight to ten pills
every night, bro... like...

The other day
I felt myself ramping up,

I took too much, and it
probably fucked me up, man.

Look at me, man.

It's much harder
to stay mad at this point.

It makes me feel like
a rat in a hole sometimes.

Like, I got to express
this to you, bro.

Hot, cold... that's me.

I never tell nobody
this type of shit, bro.

Never, ever.
Shit's embarrassing, bro.

Like, I've been like this
for a while.

We appreciate you sharing all
this with us, like, seriously.

You can tell us
any of this stuff.

I love y'all, man, and you guys
make me feel comfortable.

You guys are weirdos
just like me, bro.

This dude rap about having
a small dick all the time.

This dude right here rubs
acne on his back, no problem.

This dude back here
dresses cool as fuck.

He knows all
the hip-hop urban lingo

but pronounces
all his words properly.

And I'm really bipolar, bruh.
Like, really bipolar.

Sometime I feel crazy.
And sometime I feel lazy.

And I appreciate that, and I
think I speak for all of us

when I say we're in this
thing together, man.

I love you, man, you know, um,
I really appreciate you, like...

I love you, too, bro.
You got to know that... you feel me?

I never would come here
purposely trying to fuck your shit up.

Well, Gata, I'm glad you told us.
And...

I think it's pretty cool that

we've got the first hype man
that's clinically depressed.

-Oh, my God. You crazy.
-Gata, give me a hug.

-I love you, come here.
-I love you, too, bro.

You're a real one, man, on God.
Man, I appreciate you, man.

I'm glad I met you, bro.

And I don't even think we need
to rehearse anymore, to be honest.

I've been overthinking
everything.

I think I know
what we should do.

Hey.
I'm Lil Dicky.

I have a small penis
and I stress out about things.

This is Gata, he's my hype man.

-Gata, tell 'em about yourself, huh?
-What up, what up? It's your boy Gata.

Sunglass connoisseur,
pizza lover, I'm bipolar,

and I'll take your girl
to the solar.

I didn't think he was gonna
get into mental illness,

but, man, this is the type
of honesty and openness

you can expect from this group.

This is my DJ... Elz.

Tonight you're gonna see
one of the best rappers alive

give probably the best show
you've ever seen.

And you're gonna love Meek Mill.

But before that, enjoy us,

because we are on
the cusp of greatness.

And to be honest, I don't
even know how we got here.

He in the studio with YG
actually right now.

-He in the studio with YG?
-Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers.

My dick sucks

-My dick sucks
-Hold up. Hold the fuck up.

Ain't you the YouTube rapper
with the small dick?

Fuck!

My dick sucks
My dick sucks, my dick sucks

-Fuck!
-Even though my dick is shorty

It sit there like it's Gotti

And it do good work
like Gandhi

And it might grow more
like Brawny

Probably not,
got bitches in the lobby

Their body language obvi

If five inches the over-under,
I'm underdog like Rocky

They don't care
about my cock

I could use a pussy mop

On the radio like cops

She saw me and went in shock

Technically I'm unemployed

But I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna work

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