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( theme music playing )
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( whistling )
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Sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Who are you listening to?
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What?
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Who are you listening to?
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Um, chee-yun.
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- oh, I'm a huge fan
Of chee-yun's.
- are you serious?
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- I love her.
- isn't she fantastic?
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I saw her at disney hall.
I was in seats right
Down front.
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- okay, I was at that concert.
- you were?
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- yeah.
- well, then you know.
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- you were right down front?
- she's fantastic.
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You're gonna be
Really jealous when
I tell you this.
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What?
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I'm seeing her in a private
Recital at a friend's house.
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- ooh!
- I love the sound of envy.
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- ( laughing )
- it's music to my ears.
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- you have a cruel streak.
- music to my ears.
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You know what?
If I knew you better
I'd invite you.
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Yeah, how do we
Arrange that?
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Well, you know what?
Maybe we should have
A little predate.
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A predate date.
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- a date before the recital.
- right.
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You're halfway decent looking.
I think we could arrange it.
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- wow, thanks.
- yeah.
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It's those compliments
That just keep me going.
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Yeah.
Yeah, let's arrange it.
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You're not some creepo
Creep, are you?
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I am.
I'm a total creep.
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( laughs )
Okay, creepy.
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- I'm denise.
- I'm-- I'm larry.
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Larry.
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Just so you know, I had
To fire bobby last week.
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Well, you know, there's
A technique to firing.
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- a technique?
- yeah, bad news has to be
Delivered in a casual way.
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Like it's not--
Like it's not bad news.
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If you deliver bad news
Like it's bad news,
It's gonna be bad news.
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If you deliver bad news
Like it's not a big deal,
Then it's not a big deal.
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It's like you're in
The hospital, the doctor
Comes in
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And says,
"Oh good, nice shades.
You have terminal cancer."
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That's exactly my point.
This is how a doctor
Should do it.
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- ( phone ringing )
- oh, I have to take this.
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It's a little bit mean
And insensitive, larry.
You should think about that.
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I'm thinking about them,
To let them down easy.
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I couldn't do that.
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Um, I'm gonna go
Get some new silverware.
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And by the way, susie,
I so want to divorce you.
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( both laughing )
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Hey, did you call
The wheelchair girl?
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- yeah, I had to.
- yeah, you had no choice.
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- once she wheeled
Out from the table...
- uh-huh.
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I-- come on, what could I do?
I'm taking her out tonight.
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- you're going out tonight?
- yeah. I was stuck.
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I didn't want her to think
I was a bad guy.
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It's an adventure.
It's an adventure.
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- exactly.
It's a new experience.
- it's great, new experience.
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What's going on with
The seinfeld show?
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- you writing it?
- yeah, started writing.
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This is gonna be
So fantastic.
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I know, I'm really
Looking forward to it.
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- hey, sorry about that.
- hey hey.
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- no problem.
- my kid never stops
Calling me anymore.
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- here you are.
- thank you very much.
I had a great time.
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- I got that.
- no, it's okay.
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- it was a wonderful lunch.
- seriously, I got that.
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- no, I put my hand on it.
- seriously, I invited you.
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Come on, it's the inviter
Who picks up.
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I had first dibs.
I touched it first, larry.
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I asked, though.
I think that gets priority.
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What gets priority
On a check, asker
Or toucher?
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What is he,
Judge judy?
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I put my hand
On it.
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Yeah, but I asked you
To lunch, so--
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You can't just
Grab the check
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If someone has
The check, larry.
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- that is absurdly rude.
- rosie, I asked you to lunch.
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- this is my pleasure.
- no, it's not.
It's my pleasure.
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No. Give me
The check, rosie.
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- don't you be absurd.
- hey, come on.
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Hey hey hey.
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Hey hey, get off.
Come on. Come on.
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- is that larry? Larry.
- it is you.
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- oh, hey.
- we were just
Talking about you.
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- really?
- are you still
Gonna make it
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To the chee-yun recital
At our house?
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Are you kidding?
Of course I'm coming.
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I'm a huge fan of hers.
My god.
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- have you guys met?
- you've never met
Kelsey before.
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- hello, kelsey.
- yes, this is kelsey.
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We just got her six months ago.
Larry, kelsey; kelsey, larry.
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Hello, kelsey.
Kelsey. Kelsey grammer.
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- frasier.
- just kelsey.
We don't call her frasier.
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- that's kind of weird.
- oh, no?
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- let me ask you this question.
- yeah?
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Have you noticed if she has
Any proclivity for chopsticks?
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- why?
- why would she have a
Proclivity for chopsticks?
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- well, she's chinese.
- do you think she is also
A kung fu master?
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No, all I'm wondering
Is this:
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If you took an american
Kid who's never used
Chopsticks before
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And a chinese kid who's never
Used chopsticks before,
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Would the chinese kid
Do better?
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- so the american kid is
The control group in--
- she uses a fork.
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- do me a favor.
- what?
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First time she uses
Chopsticks, give me a call.
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- just let me know.
- okay, you know what?
We have to...
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Give me a call and say,
"You wouldn't believe it.
This kid's amazing."
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- got to go.
- okay, we'll do that.
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Let me ask you
This question:
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Do you have any concerns
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That one of the biological
Parents could be a psychotic?
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- okay, I think it's--
- I'm just saying.
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You don't want to have
A schizophrenic on your hands.
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All of a sudden you wake up
In the middle of the night...
( grunts )
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- I hope not.
- well, she's healthy,
I think.
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- we'd better go.
- yeah, we should head out.
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- we'll talk to you, larry.
- bye, kelsey.
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- see you guys.
See you at the concert.
- yeah.
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- hey, we're walking
In the same direction.
- oh gosh, really?
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If we're gonna have a second
Date, you're gonna have to
Get an electric chair.
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- well...
- I'm not doing this again.
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This looks nice.
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Where's the ramp?
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Where is the ramp?
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Are you kidding me?
There's no ramp?
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Well, I can't--
I can't really eat here.
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- let's go somewhere else.
- you know what?
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By the time we get to the car
And get to another restaurant
It's gonna be an hour.
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- I'm starving.
- I can't walk.
I can't--
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Well, what if
I carried you?
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- come on.
- I feel awful.
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It'll be one two three.
We'll be up there before
You know it.
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( sighs )
Okay.
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( groaning )
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Lift with your legs.
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- I am lifting with my legs.
- don't carry it all
On your back.
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( groaning )
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- larry, hurry up.
- hurry up?
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- hurry up.
- shut up!
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- two more steps, go.
- ( groaning )
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- okay.
- where am I gonna
Put you down?
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( groans )
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Jesus, that really
Got my back.
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Yeah.
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I feel it radiating
Down my leg.
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How am I gonna
Play golf tomorrow?
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So you'll take
A day off maybe.
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I'll take a cart.
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Yeah, don't you
Take a cart anyway?
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- no, I usually walk.
- oh, really?
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No, that's not true.
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That's not true at all.
I never walk.
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Walking is completely overrated.
Wouldn't be caught dead walking.
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Always take a cart.
I'm not a walker.
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I would think that
It would be nice to
Walk on a golf course.
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No, not nearly as good
As taking a cart.
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In fact, I don't do
Much walking at all.
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Generally I'm just walking
From one place to sit to
The other place to sit.
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Yeah, but I'm not--
You can't classify me
As a walker.
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- I got it.
- can I say something?
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- what?
- I'm picking up a vibe here.
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Can I be perfectly honest?
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When I walked into your house
You gave me this look like,
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I don't know, like you were
Disappointed or something.
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- okay.
- ah.
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The thing is that when--
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When we first met
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You were wearing a hat.
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And then you came to the door
And I was like, "Who's this?
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Oh oh!"
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Because you are bald.
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You're bald and I didn't
Know that you were bald.
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Like I said,
It's no big deal.
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- it's really not a problem.
- I get it.
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I get it.
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I had a hat on
And then baldy showed up.
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I just didn't know.
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You feel I
Misrepresented myself.
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- you thought I was a hair man.
- it was just different.
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- is it a problem for you?
- no, is it a problem for you?
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I mean, you're the one
Who has to live with it.
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- no, it's not
A problem for me.
- okay.
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- it's not a problem.
- you know there's options.
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- have you ever
Considered plugs?
- plugs? Plugs?
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- yeah.
- you mention plugs to me?
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You mention--
You sit at this table
And mention plugs?
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- are you serious?
- just didn't know.
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Yeah, I didn't know
When you wheeled away
From the table that--
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Mm-hmm,
That I'm a wheelie.
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- that you're a wheelie.
- right.
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By the way,
What's the proper term?
Can I say handicapped?
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What is it?
Are you disabled?
Handicapped?
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- what's the word?
- yeah, those are--
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Challenged?
Are you challenged?
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Right now I am, yeah.
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Okay.
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- okay. All right.
- hmm.
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Well, there's your date.
That's your date.
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- thanks.
- that was a date.
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- it sure was.
- huh?
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Would you like to come in?
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Um, you know,
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I should probably--
I should probably get going.
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Right.
Because I'm handicapped?
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What? No, of course not.
What are you saying that for?
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Oh, okay.
All right, then why?
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Okay, I'll--
I'll come in.
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- great
- okay.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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Mmm.
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Okay.
Okay, keep going.
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Oh!
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( grunts )
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Oh no.
Oh!
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How do--
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How do other people do this?
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We just--
We go to the bedroom.
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( clicks tongue )
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( drum roll )
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( screams )
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( panting )
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- anything?
- no.
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Hmm.
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Interesting.
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Hey, larry.
This is john fowler.
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I don't know what happened
On the street yesterday, but--
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Jamie:
Is that him?
He's a fucking asshole!
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John:
I think it would be
Best for everyone
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If you didn't come
To the chee-yun concert.
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Jamie:
I don't want him
Anywhere near kelsey!
232
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,899
John:
Sorry. Bye.
233
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,669
What's up, man?
234
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,572
You got in kind of
Late last night, right?
235
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,141
How was the date with
That wheelchair chick?
236
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,810
- I don't kiss and tell.
- come on, man, what happened?
237
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,412
Well, I'll just give you
The bare bones of it, okay?
238
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,214
Oh shit, you gave
It to her, right?
239
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,818
Yeah, and there was like
No reaction at all.
240
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,120
- hmm.
- and I don't know
241
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,290
If it's because I was
Bad and didn't know
What I was doing,
242
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,694
Or if it's just
Her condition.
243
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,430
- did you bring it?
- I brought it.
244
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,732
- you did your thing?
- yeah.
245
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,034
- and no response at all?
- nothing.
246
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,936
If you fucking brung it,
If you really fucking
Brung it, man,
247
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,337
It doesn't matter what
The fuck is wrong with her--
248
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,740
Coma, fucking handicapped,
Any of that shit.
249
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,108
I don't think you
Fucking brung it.
250
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,277
I'm telling you I brung it.
I know when I bring it
251
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,212
And I know when I don't
Bring it, and I brought it.
252
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,814
- you did your fucking thing?
- yes.
253
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,916
- you did the dizzle
On her, right?
- I did what?
254
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,717
- the dizzle.
- the dizzle?
255
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,787
You did your dizzle
On her, right?
256
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,588
Yeah, I did my dizzle.
257
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,857
That means you did
Your fucking thing.
No fucking response?
258
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,259
- yes.
- bring the fucking ruckus
To that ass, larry.
259
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,261
Oh, I supposed you think you
Could have gotten a response?
260
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,097
- you're goddamn right, larry.
- bullshit.
261
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,365
I would've had her
Ass tap-dancing, larry.
I don't fuck around.
262
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,102
Give me her goddamn number.
I'll go over there and twist
That ass up, larry.
263
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,970
- I'm not giving you her number.
- I'll bend that bitch
Like beckham.
264
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,338
I'll have her ass
Like a goddamn pretzel.
265
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,707
You should've broke
That ass in two pieces.
266
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,010
You know what I'm saying?
You should've came back with
The bottom half of the ass.
267
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,178
- you know what I mean?
What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
268
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,580
I don't really like her
That much but she cornered
Me for dinner.
269
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,150
Oh no, fuck that.
You got to break up
With her ass.
270
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,019
I'll have to do it
When I see her.
271
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,454
You can't break up with
A handicapped person
By phone, right?
272
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,958
No, huh-uh.
No, you got to do
It face to face.
273
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,193
It's not gonna be easy.
274
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,668
Look at this.
No spaces.
275
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,270
I can't find
A parking space.
276
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,973
Just park in
The handicapped spot
In front of the restaurant.
277
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,574
Handicapped spot?
How am I gonna do that?
278
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,177
This is how.
Like this.
279
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,014
Oh my god.
This is unbelievable.
280
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,715
What a parking space.
281
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,518
How about this ramp?
Are you loving this ramp?
282
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,120
- ( laughs )
- a ramp.
283
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,893
Oh christ.
We don't have a reservation.
284
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,062
Oh, don't worry
About it.
285
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,504
Hi. I'm sorry, it's gonna
Be about 45 minutes.
286
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,508
Oh, table for two?
287
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,444
- mm-hmm.
- great. Right this
Way, please.
288
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,947
- really?
- absolutely.
289
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,018
This way.
290
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,797
And we're gonna start you
Off with a couple of glasses
Of champagne.
291
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,265
- isn't that sweet?
- compliments of the house.
292
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,868
- seriously?
- yes, absolutely.
293
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,604
- you do this for everyone?
- no, we don't.
294
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,941
Thanks so much.
295
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,410
- that's nice.
- wow.
296
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,546
So what did you want
To talk to me about?
297
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,052
You know, that pain
In my leg went away.
298
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,387
Oh, good.
Great.
299
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,023
- well, I'm glad.
- yeah.
300
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,291
- cheers.
- cheers.
301
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,395
I hope you two saved room.
302
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,732
We have some pie, compliments
Of mr. Ted danson,
303
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,000
- sitting just over there.
- what?
304
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,668
- yup.
- how nice.
305
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,437
Hey.
306
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,705
But I don't have any room.
I am stuffed.
307
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,742
I'm kinda full myself.
I don't think I'm really
In the mood for that.
308
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,411
No problem, sure.
I'll just get this
Out of the way for you
309
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,448
- and then bring your check.
- terrific. Yeah, great idea.
310
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,950
- thank you.
- thanks.
311
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,252
- hey, how are you?
- oh, hey.
312
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,488
Yeah, you're gonna--
This pie is the best pie
313
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,258
I've ever had
In my entire life.
You will love the pie.
314
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,860
Thank you.
This is denise,
By the way, ted.
315
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,563
- hey.
- hi.
316
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,968
- oh! Hi, how are you?
- hi.
317
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,769
- nice to see you.
- nice to meet you.
318
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,372
Yeah, nice to meet you too.
Very nice.
319
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,775
Very nice.
Little surprising, but nice.
320
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,445
You're gonna love this.
It is the best piece of pie
You've ever had.
321
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,848
Honestly, I'm really--
I'm not eating
Dessert anymore.
322
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,750
Just have one bite.
Have a bite, come on.
323
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,252
I'm not in the mood, ted.
I don't want it.
324
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,420
Thank you.
It's a nice gesture.
325
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,822
You're making me look
Like an asshole.
326
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,391
I had the option
Of ordering dessert
327
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,493
And I didn't want
The dessert at the time.
328
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,029
- so I don't want the dessert.
- just have one little bite.
329
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,763
- for my sake.
Please, be a friend.
- I don't care.
330
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,066
- be a fucking friend,
Will you please?
- I am a friend.
331
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,835
I don't have to take a bite
Just because you want me to.
332
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,371
- have a bite of the pie.
- I'm just gonna get this out
Of the way for you.
333
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,008
- thank you.
- no no, put the pie down.
334
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,609
- put the pie down.
- no, don't. Here take it.
335
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,811
- take it.
I don't want it.
- don't pick up that pie.
336
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,414
- put the pie down.
- I'm not taking a bite.
I don't want a bite.
337
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,516
Take this fucking piece of pie
And get it out of my face.
338
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,551
- put the fucking pie down!
- don't put that pie down!
339
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,421
- do not put that pie down!
- god damn it!
340
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,490
You know something?
I heard rosie o'donnell
Beat the crap out of you.
341
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,692
- oh, really? That's bullshit.
- that's what I heard.
342
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,262
- rosie beat
The crap out of you.
- bullshit bullshit.
343
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,497
- you big sissy.
You big fucking sissy.
- she's saying that?
344
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,267
Is that what she's saying?
Get this thing away from me.
Thank you very much.
345
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,536
Rosie o'donnell.
That's bullshit, by the way.
346
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,571
She got me down, yeah.
Okay, I admit that.
347
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,773
She got me down and I
Could have reversed it,
348
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,943
But it was stopped.
People interfered.
That's all.
349
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,079
How dare you go around
Spreading that rumor?
350
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,947
Why are you fighting women?
351
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,983
She started it.
352
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,489
Oh, what a lovely night
For a stroll and a roll.
353
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,224
That's right.
354
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,260
This is so nice.
Thank you.
355
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,028
Yeah.
356
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,064
- larry, hi.
- hey, larry.
357
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,665
- oh, hello.
- hello.
358
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,434
- hi, I'm jamie fowler.
- hi, jamie. I'm denise.
359
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,503
- we're dating
- nice to meet you.
360
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,872
- no kidding.
- yeah, we just came
From dinner.
361
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,376
- well, that's terrific.
- good for you.
362
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,544
How nice.
You guys are--
Look at that.
363
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,013
- together?
- yeah, we've had
A couple dates.
364
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,615
- nice.
- wow, that's pretty...
365
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,684
- larry, I never would have--
- ...Impressive.
366
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,488
These are the people who
Disinvited us to the concert.
367
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,257
- chee-yun?
- I told her about it.
368
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,726
- she was really
Looking forward to it.
- yeah, I was.
369
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,796
- we kind of
Overreacted with that.
- absolutely.
370
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,565
- we would love
To have both of you.
- we misjudged you.
371
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,835
- both of you please come.
- let bygones-- just let it go.
372
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,570
Oh, all right.
What the hell.
373
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,739
- there we go.
There we go.
- yay yay.
374
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,474
Good for us.
Look at us.
375
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,943
We will absolutely give you
The best seat in the house.
No question.
376
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,113
Or do you already have it?
377
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,580
- that's not funny.
- I'm so sorry.
378
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,016
- that's not funny.
- she was just
Overcompensating.
379
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,718
- we'll see you there.
- please.
380
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,553
- I'm excited.
I'm looking forward to it.
- okay, great.
381
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,089
- so nice meeting you.
- that wasn't funny.
382
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,058
I'm so sorry, larry.
We'll call. Okay.
383
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,162
I hate it at the beach.
384
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,830
Who likes the feeling
Of sand in their feet?
385
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,366
Even more than I hate the
Feeling of sand in my feet,
386
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,535
I hate the feeling of sand
In my sneakers.
387
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,703
And it lasts
For years afterwards.
388
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,873
If you wear your
Sneakers once on the beach,
You never get it out.
389
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,041
- hey.
- jeff: hi.
390
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,377
- is this a gorgeous day?
- yeah.
391
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,379
- jeff, let's take a walk.
- I'm comfortable.
392
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,681
- come on, it's gorgeous.
Perfect walking weather.
- it is beautiful.
393
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,151
- it's good for you.
- I don't want to.
I'm not in the mood.
394
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,018
- please.
- no, I'm fine.
395
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:09,489
Get up off your fat ass
And let's take a walk!
It'll be romantic!
396
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,526
- that's nice.
- do me a favor
And watch sammi.
397
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,295
- she's gonna
Go in the water.
- sure.
398
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,364
- okay, thanks.
- yeah, okay.
399
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,065
See? Don't you
Feel better now?
400
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,401
( jeff grumbles )
401
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,473
( beeping )
402
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,045
Sammi:
Help! Help!
403
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,015
Help! Help!
404
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,785
Sammi!
405
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,154
- help! Help!
- oh, okay.
406
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,056
One second.
407
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,626
- be right there.
- help!
408
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,464
- ( screaming )
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
409
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,999
Larry!
410
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,702
Help, larry!
411
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,274
Larry, help!
412
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,945
- oh my god.
- susie: oh my god, sammi!
413
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,248
- good.
- oh my god, sammi!
414
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,751
Sammi, are you okay?
Are you all right?
415
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,086
- we've got to get her a towel.
- is everything okay?
416
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,589
- she all right?
- what the hell happened?
417
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,825
- you were supposed
To be watching her!
- no no.
418
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,261
I was going into the water
But then I realized I had
The blackberry.
419
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,830
- blackberry?
Give me that.
- what? No!
420
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,734
( screams )
421
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:32,672
( groans )
422
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,074
Threw it right in the water.
All my numbers, everything.
423
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,809
- gone?
- yeah, all gone.
424
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,679
- susie's a nut.
- I don't have a record
Of any of those.
425
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,415
- I got nothing in here now.
- oh, denise called.
426
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,484
- what did she say?
- give her a call.
427
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,319
- she leave a number?
- no.
428
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,656
Damn it.
I don't have her number
Or her address.
429
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,492
- call information.
- I don't know her last name.
430
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,362
She was in my blackberry
Under denise handicap.
431
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,096
That's how I remember
These names.
432
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,798
Don't you do that
In your blackberry?
433
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,633
You put names
Down with jobs,
434
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,370
Some association so you
Remember who they are.
435
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,373
I've got shawn yoga.
You know, the yoga instructor.
436
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,141
- teresa masseuse.
- I do the same thing.
437
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,743
Like right here
I got-- look look.
438
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,780
Nancy big tits.
I know nancy's got
Big ass tits.
439
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,250
Jonel sweet ass.
That's the only way I know
Who the fuck it is.
440
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,185
That's smart,
You know?
441
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,753
I don't know
What I'm gonna do.
442
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:24,257
I can't just
Vanish into thin air.
That would be terrible.
443
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,360
I mean, imagine doing
That with a walker, okay?
444
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,330
With a handicapped woman,
Just not call her like that,
445
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,365
You can't do that.
I'll be a pariah.
446
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,301
If you saw the house,
Would you recognize it?
447
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,503
I think so.
It was at night.
448
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,605
Let's just take a drive.
Maybe we can find it.
449
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,274
- let's go over there
And look around.
- come on.
450
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,948
I think this is it.
I think this is
The neighborhood.
451
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,551
- it looks very familiar.
- all these houses are
The same, man.
452
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,854
Every time you go to a white
Neighborhood everything looks
Fucking nice and clean and shit.
453
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,757
When shit is too clean
You can't fucking tell where
The fuck you at.
454
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,859
You know what I mean?
Is that her right there?
455
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,763
No, that's not her.
But you know what?
They might know each other.
456
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,732
- yeah, it could be a whole--
- I'm gonna pull over.
457
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,667
- two women in a wheelchair?
- they got to know each other.
458
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,236
Handicapped people know other
Handicapped people, right?
459
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,539
You would think.
If you were living in
An all-white neighborhood
460
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,774
And there was a brother,
You would know the
Brother, right?
461
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,876
- I would know the brother.
I would go holla at him.
- exactly.
462
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,745
- you don't mind me using
The word brother, do you?
- no, brother's cool.
463
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,747
- that's perfect.
- how'd it sound coming
Out of my mouth?
464
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,615
- sounds great
Coming out of your mouth.
- coming out of my mouth?
465
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,283
- sounds cool, yeah.
- you didn't mind me saying it?
466
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,386
- no, fuck that.
- okay.
467
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,355
- brother sounds cool.
- okay.
468
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,357
( laughing )
Brother.
469
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,759
That's what
It's come down to.
470
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,461
Excuse me.
471
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,063
I'm looking for a woman
Named denise.
472
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,932
I think she lives
In this neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure.
473
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,802
And she's in a wheelchair
Much like yourself.
474
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,637
Ah, yeah.
475
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,607
Denise and me
And stephan hawking,
We hang out all the time,
476
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,309
'cause we all live in
The wheelchair neighborhood.
477
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,178
No, I'm sorry.
I don't know your friend.
478
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,214
You don't know her?
You've never seen anybody
Rolling around here?
479
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,016
An attractive woman?
No?
480
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,786
No. I'm so sorry
That I don't know
Your friend denise.
481
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,121
- but I've got to get going.
- where you going?
482
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,290
I've got work to do.
483
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,225
You need some--
You need a push?
484
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,727
- no.
- I'm a good pusher.
485
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,962
- yeah, you're pushy all right.
- yeah, I'm pushy.
486
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,331
- what's your name?
- larry.
487
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,201
Okay, larry,
If you'll excuse me.
488
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:18,204
I really was enjoying
My day until I met you.
489
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,373
What is this?
Who are you listening to?
490
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,674
You wouldn't know her.
491
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,176
- her name's chee-yun.
- hmm.
492
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,713
( doorbell rings )
493
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,619
Thank you.
494
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,121
I'm gonna go over
My playlist.
495
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,889
Let us know if you
Need anything.
496
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,226
- hi.
- hello.
497
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:43,630
- I'm wendy.
- hi. Um--
498
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,098
Jamie. This is jamie.
I'm john. Welcome.
499
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,734
- how are you?
- hi, jamie. Hi, john.
500
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,403
- thank you for having us.
- welcome to our home, larry.
501
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,138
- thank you so much.
- thanks for bringing a friend.
502
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,407
- I brought my friend wendy.
- huh.
503
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,076
- great.
- that's great.
Welcome.
504
00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,413
Thank you so much for
Giving us the opportunity
To hear chee-yun.
505
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,214
Oh hey, any friend
Of larry's...
506
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,350
- thank you.
- any friend of larry's.
507
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:08,087
You know what?
Um, I'll be right back.
508
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,122
All right.
Um, yeah.
509
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,059
How did--
How did you two...
510
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,127
Hey, o'donnell.
511
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,129
Hey, larry.
How are you?
512
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,665
- what's this?
- what?
513
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,332
You're going around telling
Everybody you kicked my ass?
514
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,502
- what about it?
- you didn't kick my ass.
515
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,504
I keep hearing from people
You kicked my ass.
516
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,506
- I most certainly did, larry.
- no you didn't.
517
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,808
In a very crowded
Restaurant with witnesses.
518
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,910
I don't know where
You're getting that
Interpretation from.
519
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,446
All I had to do was make one
More move and you were dead.
520
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,181
That's what they all say--
One more move.
521
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,050
It was over, larry.
I had you. Boom boom,
You were down.
522
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,087
- bullshit.
- what can I tell you, larry?
Sometimes you're an asshole.
523
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:42,088
- oh, I'm an asshole?
- yes.
524
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,690
- really?
- yes.
525
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,858
Well, assholes don't go out
With the disabled, okay?
526
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,528
Check that out.
Yeah, she's my date.
527
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,862
- that girl is your date?
- that girl is my date.
528
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,430
- in the chair?
- in the chair.
529
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,500
And let me tell you something:
She's not my first.
530
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,267
- really?
- yeah, I date the disabled.
531
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,203
All right, so you
Got me on that one.
532
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,706
It doesn't mean you're not
An asshole when it comes
To checks at restaurants.
533
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,274
Let me tell you something:
That was my check, okay?
I invited you.
534
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,576
You were my guest.
It was my pleasure.
535
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:04,844
That is bullshit.
It was my pleasure.
536
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,513
- my pleasure, rosie.
- it was my pleasure.
537
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,549
Listen, who got the bill?
I got the bill at the end.
538
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,618
Bottom line.
And you want to
Know something?
539
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:13,553
Know what I'm doing next week?
Know what I'm doing next week?
540
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,755
I'm renting a yacht
And I'm calling all
Our friends
541
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,624
And we're taking
A yacht to catalina.
And you're coming.
542
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:20,493
And I'm footing the whole
Freaking bill.
543
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,094
You know what I'm doing?
I'm calling your family,
544
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,163
I'm flying them out here
First class on a jet,
545
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,298
Putting them up in
A hotel, taking them out
To dinner and you.
546
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:28,267
- yeah yeah.
- oh really? How about this?
547
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,571
- ( bell rings )
- we are going to get started
In just a few minutes.
548
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:35,141
- please start to make your way
Into the performance area.
- right this way.
549
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,943
When this is over,
You meet me in
The parking lot.
550
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,444
- we'll pick this up.
- parking lot.
551
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:39,979
- yeah, we'll pick it up.
- what's the matter?
552
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,915
- o'donnell twisted my arm.
- she twisted your arm?
553
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,851
Yeah, telling everybody
That she kicked my ass.
554
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,986
She didn't kick my ass.
You think she kicked my ass?
555
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,155
- you were there.
- I'd stop messing with her.
556
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,357
- really?
- yeah.
557
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,425
Why didn't you come
With denise?
558
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,596
Well, susie threw my
Blackberry into the ocean
559
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,097
So I didn't have
Denise's number.
560
00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,666
Then I went looking for her
And I met wendy.
561
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,834
Wendy?
Who's wendy?
562
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,805
Are you kidding me?
Denise is here?
563
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,941
What?
564
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,943
Fuck.
565
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,548
What's going on with you?
All these wheelchair girls.
566
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,584
I met her when
I was looking for her.
567
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,286
- what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
568
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,288
- what should I do?
- I don't know.
569
00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,423
Um, enjoy.
See you later.
570
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,258
Wow.
571
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,828
- larry, we should go in.
- you sure you want to do this?
572
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,462
( laughs )
That's really funny.
573
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,665
Of course I want to do this.
She's my favorite.
574
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,400
Okay.
All right.
575
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,903
Uh...
576
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,473
- just one second.
- what are you doing?
577
00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,375
One second.
I'll be with you
In one second.
578
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,544
What? Larry, what
The hell is this?
579
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,247
- it's a joke.
I'll be right back.
- larry.
580
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,516
- hey.
- what the hell happened?
581
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,451
Where were you?
I waited and waited.
582
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,020
Finally I called
Information
583
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,188
And got
The fowler's number.
What happened?
584
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,825
Somebody threw my blackberry
In the ocean so I didn't
Have your number.
585
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,393
- I couldn't get
In touch with you.
- really?
586
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,429
- yeah.
- ( phone ringing )
587
00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:05,397
What's that ringing?
588
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,299
Oh, I got a new blackberry.
589
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,201
- oh, a new one.
- yeah.
590
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,138
- don't you think you
Should turn it off?
- I better turn this off.
591
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,741
- oh!
- god.
592
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,847
Wendy wheelchair?
593
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,451
Hello?
594
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,620
What?
595
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,157
- you're in the closet?
- ( pounding )
596
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,695
Hang on.
597
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,732
Uh...
598
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,175
Who the hell is she?
599
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,177
Wendy wheelchair.
600
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,112
Who is she?
601
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:57,650
Denise handicap.
602
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:01,320
- you son of a bitch.
- prick.
603
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,555
- how dare you!?
- oh!
604
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,859
( playing classical music )
605
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,796
( shouting, clamoring )
606
00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:15,935
It's not my fault.
607
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,737
- ( glass breaks )
- denise: bastard.
608
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:20,539
- get over here.
- larry, get back here.
609
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,308
- you coward.
- can you believe this?
610
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:25,577
- running up the stairs.
- it was an honest mistake.
611
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,413
We may be disabled,
But you're disgusting.
612
00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:30,216
Ladies ladies,
It's all right.
613
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,218
I'll take it from here.
614
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,753
Get back here, larry.
615
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,522
You get back here!
616
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:38,825
- ( bodies crash )
- ( larry groans )
617
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:42,094
( theme music playing )
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