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( theme music playing )

So loretta was swearing
At you and yelling at you?

- ( laughs ) yeah.
- and she really thought
You were cheating on her?

Auntie rae gave me--
She gave me the finger

- as she was
Driving away. Yeah.
- did she really?

- oh god.
- "Fuck you, larry."

How's it feel
Living alone?

Well, I'm not alone.
I've still got leon.

Umm, listen.

I know I brought it up
A million times,

But nbc is still
Harping me about

About doing
A "Seinfeld" reunion.

Again? Don't they
Give up, these people?

So what do you think?

You know,
Those reunion shows,
They're so lame, really.

They never work.
The actors are
10 years older.

It just
Doesn't look right.

You know, I don't think so.
And jerry would never want
To do it, either.

All right, look.
I'm in agreement with you

But here's
What I need, okay?

Come with me to nbc--
Let me set up a meeting--

Say no. That way
I can always say to them,

"He said no.
You heard it from him."

- fine.
- thank you.
They'll leave me alone.

We move on
To other things.
None of this crap.

- hi, honey.
How are you doing?
- hi. Oh, the same.

- I'm sorry.
- really not good.
Hi, lar.

- hey. What's the matter?
- I-- you know, I'm tired.

I'm achy--
My knees ache.

I feel weak.
I've been to two doctors--

Everybody says I'm fine.
It's in my head,

Which is bullshit.
As you know, I'm always
Happy and up.

You are
A picture of happiness.

- she does have
A very good disposition.
- jeff: she's bubbly.

- wouldn't you
Say that? Bubbly.
- larry: yeah, I think so.

I've never been so tired.
It's just like--

Have you been in
Any tall grass lately?

Well, you know,
On fire island
I was in tall grass.

I was on the dunes,
In the grass when
We were there.

Have you been tested
For lyme disease?

You think it's
A tick bite or something?

It could be. I know
Somebody who had something,
It wasn't diagnosed

And then it turned out
To be lyme disease.

What have you got to lose?
Take a blood test.

What are you,
A fucking doctor?
How do you know these things?

( chuckles )
I'm a hypochondriac,
So I'm aware of this stuff.

( laughs )
Oh my god.

- what is this?
- cheryl: what are you doing?

I can't believe it.
This is the second time

I've run into you in,
What, three weeks?

- what are you doing here?
- I had an audition.

- really?
- yeah, I'm acting again.

- wow. How'd you do?
- I did okay.

- yeah.
- I don't think I got it.
I don't know.

How do you know?
What are you doing here?

I have a meeting

With jeff and nbc about
A "Seinfeld" reunion,

- but it's--
- really?

Yeah, but I'm not--
I'm not gonna do it.

- I'm just going--
- no, that's perfect.
People love reunion shows.

How much would people
Love to see that cast
Back together?

See what they're
Doing now, years later,
And how they look?

- so you'd be
Running-- running it.
- yeah, I'd be writing it.

- yeah, what I
Used to do. Yeah.
- writing it and--

My god. You have to
Write a part for me.

- oh ho, you've got it.
- okay. I'm not kidding.

- yeah.
- I'm not kidding.

- you're not kidding.
Okay, fine.
- no, I'm not.

- what else is going on?
- oh, I'm just--
I'm doing pilates,

I'm learning japanese
And I'm into the lakers.

- I am finally appreciating--
- now you're into basketball?

- after I leave?
- but now I've got some
Girlfriends that are--

They are into it
And we're going
On thursday night,

- going to the game.
- really? I was
Actually thinking

About going to
That game. I was gonna
Buy scalper's tickets.

- oh.
- maybe I'll run into you.

- I'm sure you will.
Why wouldn't you?
- why wouldn't I? Yeah.

- I should run.
- okay.

- but it's good to see you.
- good to see you.

- really. Bye.
- bye.

- what's she doing here?
- she's-- she's acting again.
She had an audition.

Oh. Good for her.

- all right, let's get
This bullshit over with.
- okay.

Sandy:
Larry, I'm going to
Ask you the same question

That every
Affiliate asks me

( chuckles )
Every day of my job--

Is "When are we going to
Get a 'seinfeld' reunion?"

- mm-hmm.
- huh?

- yeah. I don't know.
- huh?

Well, the window is
Wide open right now
And it's kind of perfect.

- jeff: well,
Listening to you...
- mm-hmm.

- ...Has me excited.
- well, it's because
I'm excited!

- ( execs chuckles )
- jeff: I think that--

What are you thinking?
Hour, half hour?

I am thinking
Whatever you want to do.

What are you thinking?
Do you want to do an hour?

Do you want
To do a half hour?
We don't care.

It's the finest commodity
Nbc has put out...

I really like what
You did in that take.

Really? 'cause I can
Try it different way
If you want me to.

- I can--
- no, don't change
A thing. It's perfect.

And as far
As the rest of you go,

I've got a couple
Of little things.

- uh, michael?
- yeah.

I loved the entrance.
That slide? It's working.

Well, it's making me
A bit dizzy,

But I'll do anything
For you, larry.

Julia, the business
With the apple--

Come on,
How funny is that?

Hey, it was your idea
And it completely works.

The glasses?
You're killing me.

I can't do it as good as you,
But I'm gonna keep trying.

Yeah, and that new line--
The kumquat and the quail?

- you're amazing.
- yeah, amazing.

- jerry and julia: amazing.
- yeah, you're really
Unbelievable, larry.

Man:
We are thinking to leave
The door open to the creative--

- I'll-- I'll do it.
- what?

- I'll do it.
- you'll do it?!

- execs: that is amazing.
- really?

- that's fantastic.
- wow.

- you're gonna do it?
- I'm gonna do it.

And I have
A pretty good idea
For george too.

- he's already writing.
- in the 11 years since
The show's been off the air,

He's gotten
Married, divorced

And now he's gonna try
To get his wife back.

- funny.
- okay.

I know it's
Not a great idea,
But I can work on it.

- no, I think
It's a great idea.
- I love this.

- what about jerry?
- I'll talk to jerry
And I'll talk to the cast.

- great. Great.
- woman: great.

- man â£2: awesome.
- we need to celebrate.

- woman: we do, yes.
- you like basketball?

- of course.
- do I like basketball?
Yeah, of course.

- he loves basketball.
- do you want to go
To a laker's game?

We were gonna try
To go thursday night.

- yeah, we were gonna
Get scalper's tickets.
- no need. No need.

- we will hook you up.
Yes, I will hook you up.
- no kidding?

- wow.
- don't you even
Worry about that.

You should've
Brought this idea up
A long time ago.

- ( all laugh )
- thanks.

- this is exciting.
- okay.

Gotta call jerry.

- oh!
- maybe I'll do that
In the car.

You know
Who you've got to call?

Cheryl, to tell her
That she's gonna be

In a "Seinfeld"
Reunion show.

I know what you're up to.
You're so full of it.

We're sitting up there,
You say I'll do it

And I'm going
"Really? You'll do it?"

And literally, it hit me
The second we walked out
Of that meeting.

It's like "Oh!
This is your plan

To get
Your ex-wife back."

Pretty fucking brilliant
If you ask me.

Well, I mean,
Think of it this way:

I'm gonna--
I'll be with her
Every day on the set,

Directing her,
Working with her.

- she'll see me
In this whole new light.
- as a working man.

And already she started
Looking at me differently

- when I told her I was
Going for the meeting.
- I know.

This is great.
And I'm a hero
Now with nbc.

So I'm all for it.
I'm gonna back you
On this the whole way.

Pretty brilliant.

- ( phone rings )
- good afternoon.

I've got this really good
Idea for george.

He's gotten
Married, divorced

And now he's trying
To get his ex-wife back.

- I think that
Could be funny.
- yeah, that's not bad.

But anyway,
There's no shortage
Of ideas.

But why would we do
Something like this?

I mean, I remember
You talking about--

Whenever a sitcom
Does a reunion episode

You say,
"Isn't it pathetic?"

- I said pathetic?
- desperate, pathetic.

- desperate?
- when we would watch shows--
Other shows--

We'd see them do
Reunion shows,

You would look
And you'd make that face--

You know, that very
Judgmental face of yours...

- I did?
- ...Where you see people

Who do not have
Your aesthetic standards.

You criticize
And downgrade them for it.

That's your style.

- criticizing
And downgrading?
- yes.

What's not quite
Clear to me

Is how you seem
To have shifted

Your whole attitude
About these shows.

- I haven't shifted.
- no, you've shifted.

- no, there's no shift.
- there's a shift.

- no shift.
- I'm being sold something here

And I don't know why.
I get that funny feeling,

Like when you're
In a car showroom

And the guy is
Just trying to close
That deal on the car.

It-- it's just weird
To me that you suddenly
Like an idea

That you always
Always hated.

I don't know.
It'd just be fun
To get together.

Get together?

You're not
A get-together guy.

You don't like
To get together.
You hate to get together.

We could have a dinner.
Why don't we just have
A nice dinner?

I just think that
Everybody wants it.

Why are we depriving
Them of this? It's crazy.

I know, but it's
Like you're going back
To an old girlfriend

And saying
"Hey, maybe I can
Make it work now,

10 years later."

Does that ever work
In any relationship
That you can think of?

Robert wagner
And natalie wood.
How about that?

They got divorced
And they got back together.

And then she slipped
Off the boat and died.

- so how did that work out?
- it was an accident.

And christopher walken?
How do you explain that?

I don't know what
He was doing on the boat.

Just tell me--
Why isn't it lame?

Why isn't--
Isn't it lame?

Because we'll
Do it in a way
That won't be lame.

- we will.
- yeah. I can't
Argue with that.

- let me talk
To the others.
- all right.

If I get the others,
Will you go along with it?

I guess
I would, yeah.

- really?
- I trust your instincts.

- I trust you.
- I'm telling you,
It's gonna be funny.

And what about that story
You were talking about-- how
George would have an ex-wife?

- yeah.
- you know who'd be great
For that is meg ryan.

Are you kidding me?

- yes, meg ryan.
- meg ryan?

- I--
- I saw her in this thing
The other night.

She got up and talked,
She looks great.

- she's funny. She's great.
- I don't know. I think we'd
Rather go with an unknown.

You know what?
Casting will take
Care of itself.

- yeah. It will.
- we'll, you know--

- it will.
Let's do it.
- fantastic.

- all right. Okay.
- all right.

- I'm gonna talk
To the others.
- that sounds great.

Okay.

The big thing for george is
The ex-wife who left him...

- yes.
- ...And he wants
To get her back.

No one's gonna buy it.
The character is unlovable.

He is a-- you know,
He's a jerky, schmucky
Little character.

All right?
He's just a buffoon.

He's so unappealing
That to buy that there
Was a marriage

- that's sustained at all--
- all right, first of all,

Why is he unappealing?
People loved the character.

Because he's selfish,
He's stupid, he lies...

- yeah, but people--
He's not stupid.
- ...He's abrasive, he's inept.

- he's funny. Everything you
Just said is funny.
- yeah, it's funny.

- okay, so maybe that's why--
- it's funny 'cause everybody
Laughs at him,

'cause we all know
Schmucks like that.

But what I like about it--
Here's the upside
To it, really--

It could make up
For the finale.
That's for sure.

What does that mean?
"Make up for the fin"--

There's nothing
To make up for.

It really lets us end
"Seinfeld" on a good note.

It could be a "We know.
We know. We're sorry."

On that level I like it.

And, creatively, it makes me--
My juices are going.

- my juice is going.
- wait. What--

What's going on
In this restaurant?

- oh, the photos?
- yeah.

Boy, those are
Distracting, huh?

- but anyway,
What were you saying?
- and julia--

Everybody is
Down for this?

I mean, have you talked
To julia about this?

- I was supposed to meet
With her today...
- yeah?

...But she said she had
To drive her daughter
To a birthday party.

And she kinda blew me off,
So I don't know.

But I'm gonna meet
With her tomorrow.
Jerry'll do it if you do it.

- and michael-- yes?
- I haven't spoken
To him yet,

But I'm gonna meet
With everybody.

All right.
You know what?
Let's do it.

You know what?
Let's do it.
I'm excited.

- great.
- this is gonna work.

- it's gonna be great.
- and you know what?

For george's ex-wife,
If we get one of these
Great actresses

That has the little bit
Of the funny voice--

You know,
Like a jennifer tilly,
Like a kristin chenoweth.

You don't need to concern
Yourself so much with who's
Playing george's wife.

- it's not
Concern. I'm excited.
- next thing I know,

You're gonna be--
What, you're gonna
Be writing with me.

- you need some ideas?
- no, we're good.

- 'cause, you know,
There were a few things...
- yeah, all right.

- ...That I pitched over
The years you didn't--
- yeah, whatever.

- they weren't that great.
- and it's nice.

- we'll go out on
A good note this time.
- we'll have a great time.

We went out--
We already went out on a--

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

- ah yes, thank you.
- I hope everything was great.

- it was fantastic.
- we don't need to go out
On a good note.

- we went out on a good note.
- and we'll do it again.

What are you going to leave?
Let's coordinate the tip here.

- why?
- well, when we split
The check,

We both have
The exact same bill.

So why don't we leave
The same thing so one of us
Doesn't look like an idiot?

What, are we favored nations
All of a sudden for lunch?

No, but what is
The big deal if we both
Leave the same amount?

What do you want to leave?
What's your inclination?

- $12.
- $12?

- yeah.
- good. Put down $12.

- write-- write $12 down.
- how much are you gonna leave?

- mm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm.
- what's your plan here?

I'm encouraging you
To leave $12.

I think it's a number.
There's nothing to be
Ashamed of

In writing $12
Under "Gratuity"
On your check.

Are you gonna
Leave $12?

You want to know
What I'm leaving?

I'm gonna write down
What I'm leaving right now.

I'm writing a number.

Now I'm folding
That number

And I'm putting
It inside my little
Leather check holder.

Waiter.
Thank you very much.

- no problem. Thank you.
- you've been wonderful.
Thank you very much.

You're not gonna
Tell me what you left?
Is that it?

I am very excited
About our show.

You don't believe
In tip coordination,
Is that it?

Let's stay
In touch about the girl.
It's very important.

I've got a couple of ideas.
I'll email you.

This is exciting, larry.

Larry: and some
Funny ideas for elaine.

- oh, really?
Like what?
- yeah.

A little girl asks you
To give her doll a haircut.

- mm-hmm.
- you give her
The haircut,

She finds out
It doesn't grow back
And she freaks out.

- yeah, elaine around a kid.
- around the kid and her
Mother yelling at her.

- so that could be funny.
- uh-huh, but I don't know.

I have to tell you,
Larry, I've never seen
A reunion show

- that was not tacky.
- yeah, I--

I mean, every time
You see one of these
Reunion shows,

It feels like
They're doing it
For the wrong reasons.

- really?
- hey, is jerry into it?

Completely into it.
He's chomping at the bit.

- really?
- is it chomping
Or champing?

I think
It's chomp-- champing?
What is champing?

I think
It's spelled "Champing"
But pronounced "Chomping."

No, it's spelled
"Chomping" and it's
Pronounced "Chomping."

- not so sure.
- I'm so sure.

- really? Hmm.
- yeah. Chomp.

Well, regardless,
Jason-- into it,

- wants to do it.
- oh my god.

- I--
- come on,
Let's do it.

Okay, well, maybe--
All right. All right.

- I'm into it.
- fantastic.

- ( phone ringing )
- I've got to go get this.
Be right back.

- can I get you
Anything to drink?
- no thanks, I'm good.

- are you sure? Okay.
- yeah.

- hey!
- hey.

- how's it going?
- it's good.

How was the birthday party
The other day?

What birthday party?

You know, you went
To a birthday party
With your mother.

No, I didn't go
To a birthday party.

- really?
- yeah, really.

That's not what
Your mother said.

I didn't go
To a birthday party.

Huh.

Interesting.

Larry:
I've got some really
Good ideas for kramer.

This one idea that
Actually happened to me--

I picked up
A hooker so I could
Use the carpool lane

To get to dodger stadium
'cause I was late
For a ballgame.

That happened to me.
I've spoken to jason,
He wants to do it.

Jerry will do it.
I just talked to julia,

She's in.
What do you think?

Huh?
Do you like that idea?

- huh?
- yeah. Mmm.

- good idea, right?
- oh, yeah.

I mean, am I crazy?
Tell me. What do you think?

- hmm?
- yeah.

- am I crazy?
- hmm?

Am I crazy?
Do you think I'm crazy?

I don't know.

Okay, I'm glad
You said that.

I'm glad you think
I'm crazy. That means
It's a good idea.

If you think
It's a crazy idea,
Then it's a good idea.

If you said,
"No, you're not crazy,"

Then I'd think
It's not a good idea.

- you know what
I'm talking about?
- yeah.

- huh? You get that, right?
- definitely. Sure.

- so what do you think?
- yeah. What?

- let's do it.
- do it?

Come on, let's do it.

- let's do it.
- what time do you have?

- 2:12.
- ( sighs )

I'm sorry. I've got
To pick up beth.

Oh, okay.
I've got the check.
What are you doing?

- you can get this? Just a tea.
- of course. Yeah, come on.

- you had a tea. Come on.
- okay, all right.

- this is exciting.
Are you excited?
- yeah.

- huh? It's exciting.
- yeah yeah. It was
Good seeing you.

- it's exciting, right?
- I've gotta go.
I'll see you later.

- great to see you.
I'm excited.
- all right.

- how are we doing
Over here, sir?
- doing good.

- good good.
- doing good.

- anything I can get you?
- no. I have a question
I want to ask you.

- okay.
- you remember I was
Sitting here yesterday?

- yeah.
- would you mind telling me

How much tip the guy
I was with left you?

Oh. ( chuckles )
We don't do that.

- you don't do what?
- we don't share

- that information
With customers.
- huh, "Share information"?

Honestly,
Who gives a crap?

I was in here.
I was with a guy.

I'm just curious.
What did he leave?

It was a healthy--
Healthy tip.

- was mine
A healthy tip?
- yeah.

Was his healthier?

- I-- I--
- let me ask you
This question:

- was it over $12? Huh?
- do you want me to refill
Your water or--

Just scratch your face
With your finger if
It was over $12.

I-- I could
Really get in trouble
With my manager.

Nobody even knows what
We're talking about.

Scratch your face
With your finger
If it was over $12.

Go ahead,
Just scratch it.
Was it over $12?

- oh, for god's sake.
What an asshole.
- is there anything else?

Let me ask you
This question:
Was it over $15?

Just tug
On your tie up here.
Was it over $15?

This is making me
Real uncomfortable.

Nobody's even...
( stammers ) to anything
We're talking about.

Was it over $15?
Tug on your tie.

- oh my f-- oh fuck!
- sir?

Is that all
I can get you?

No, don't go yet.
One second. I have
One more question to ask you.

Did that son of a bitch
Give you a $20 tip?

- what if it was more?
- how much did
He give you?

- huh? Was it over $30?
- do you want the check?

Yeah, if it's over $30,
I want you to raise that cup
Over that pot.

- okay, I hope
You enjoyed your meal...
- yeah, thank you.

...And come back soon.

- larry: hey!
- jeff: hi, how are you?

Good.
Guess what.

- what?
- I've got some news.
They're all in.

- really?
- we're doing
The reunion show.

- fantastic, man!
- is that unbelievable?

It's unbelievable.
Who'd have thunk?
Now check this out.

Susie has lyme disease.

- who saved her life?
Who saved her life?
- can you-- I saved her life.

- you saved her life.
- dr. David.

- dr. David.
Paging dr. David.
- you know, she went to--

- calling dr. David.
- how many doctors
Did she go to?

I mean,
That's kind of scary.

- I'll be right back.
- all right.

Cheryl!
Hey, cheryl!

Hey.

Oh, I'll-- I'll catch up
With you guys inside.

- hi.
- hey.

- this is crazy.
- yeah.

- how are you? Good.
- good. Good.

So remember
I was telling you

That I was gonna see them
About a "Seinfeld" reunion?

- yeah.
- we're doing the show.

- you're kidding.
- no.

And you...

Are gonna play
George's ex-wife.

- I am?
- do you want to?

- oh my god!
- huh?

- are you kidding me?
- I swear to god.

- can you act? Huh?
- ( laughs ) yes.

- you can? Are you sure?
- I can. I am very good.

- you're not gonna
Embarrass me, are you?
- no.

- I mean, I've got
To talk to jerry.
- thank you so--

- I'm sure he won't have
Any problem with it.
- oh my god, larry.

- thank you so much.
- you're welcome.

I can't tell you
How much that means to me.

- thank you.
- wow.

Oh my god,
You have no idea
What this means to me.

- really?
- okay, I'm gonna go.

- yeah, I've just
Got to talk to jerry.
- thank you so much.

Oh my god!
Oh my god!

I'm telling you,
It was unbelievable.

You should've seen
The look on her face.

- I couldn't get over it.
- man: here are your
Tickets, sir.

Thank you.

We'll go see
A fantastic game, huh?

- it's all working out.
- yeah.

Where are these?

( rock music playing )

Announcer:
And the home team,
Your los angeles--

- larry: 319.
Are you kidding me?
- ( crowd cheers )

Look at this.
This has to be a mistake.

He couldn't have
Given us seats up here.

- this is a joke.
Just a joke.
- oh my god.

Can you believe these seats
This guy gave us?

- ( buzzer blares )
- ( whistle tweets )

Look at this.
You've gotta be kidding.

- announcer: â£5...
- unbelievable.

This is crazy.
We could've stayed home

- and watched it on tv.
- I could have ridden
The treadmill,

Watched it on tv
And gotten the same effect.

Why? Why would he do this?
Why would he give--
Did he do it on purpose?

- I don't know.
- should we give him
The benefit of the doubt?

- yeah, I guess.
- I'm not used to giving people
The benefit of the doubt.

I don't even know
How to condition
Myself to do it.

I thought he had
Courtside seats.

Can I-- can I borrow
Your binoculars
For a second?

- yeah, sure.
- sir, thank you very much.

- ( crowd cheering )
- ( announcer speaking )

Jeff:
Oh, he does have
Courtside seats.

He's sitting in them--
He and david spade.

- what?
- he's sitting next
To david spade.

Larry:
I can't believe it.

I'm gonna call him.

- fucking asshole.
- ( beeps )

- ( gasps ) oh!
- what?

He screened my call.

- how do you know
He screened your call?
- I saw him on the binoculars.

He screened the call.
You know, I always thought
People were doing that

When I called them.
This just confirms it.

See, it taught me
A lesson.

I was gonna give somebody
The benefit of the doubt--

I almost did--
And then something
Said "No, don't."

Don't. It's not for you."
That's not my thing.

That was a complete
And utter waste of time.

- oh, what a waste of time.
- why'd we even stay
The whole time?

- I don't even know.
- oh, sandy goodman.

Listen.
Just don't go nuts.

All right?
I know you want to say
Something, but don't--

- I'll talk to you
Tomorrow.
- okay.

- hey.
- hey, larry.
I'm glad you made it.

- yeah.
- did you enjoy the game?

Well...

Jerry:
You told the head of nbc
To go fuck himself?

Yeah, I did.
The guy said he's gonna
Fix me up with tickets.

He puts me up
In the rafters,
The worst seats.

- so what?
- and then I caught the asshole
Screening my call!

So crap on
The head of the network?
What are you doing?

He's apoplectic.
Apoplectic, larry.

That kind of behavior is
Completely unacceptable!

- yeah.
- julia: you want to know
What else is unacceptable?

It is totally
And completely
Unacceptable

That you would grill
My daughter gracie

About whether I took her
To a birthday party.

And then
You call me a liar?

Okay, first of all,
I didn't really grill her.

I just asked a question.

And I didn't
Call you a liar.

I just said
It was... Interesting.

What about this
Would you find
Interesting, larry?

Well, the fact that
You told me that you were

Taking her
To a birthday party.

And she said she never went
To the birthday party.

So I thought that
Was interesting.

Do you also find it
Interesting that,

In fact,
I have two daughters?

Grace and mary.

I took mary
To the birthday party.

- that's interesting.
- what I find interesting--

In fact, fascinating--
Is that you would

Go back to a restaurant
Where you and I had a meal

For the sheer purpose
Of harassing a waiter

For the most
Insignificant incident,

I'm sure,
That's ever happened
In this man's life.

We split a check
And he doesn't want
To coordinate the tip!

- jason: why should I?
- why should you?

Why do I need
To coordinate the tip?

You go out with a friend,
You tip in concert!

Why are we in concert?
There's no concert!

- no, two different people,
Two different tips.
- we're not in concert!

- a tip is a solo, larry.
- larry: no, it's not!

- thank you.
Thank you. Solo.
- you tip in concert!

- a tip is a solo.
- what is the big secret?

He's got a big secret!
What is the big secret?!

You're digging into
My personal-- you-you gotta
Know what my taxes are?!

- you wanna know what
I paid for my house?!
- no, I just think

It's the right thing
To do! That's all!

There's no right
And wrong to it.

In fact, you're wrong
And I'm right!

- that's not even the big
Issue here, by the way.
- julia: there we go.

Because unless you apologize
To sandy goodman,

There's not even going
To be a reunion show.

What reunion show?

- didn't you tell him?
- larry: yes, what are
You talking about?

We discussed it
The other day at lunch.

- I don't remember you
Telling me that.
- what?

You told me point blank.
You discussed it. Everybody's--

- this is not cool.
- I did discuss it!

Michael:
Look, a reunion show--

Let's do it.
It's a great idea.

Jerry:
All right, you've got
All the principals,

But the project's
In the toilet

Because larry david
Doesn't want to sit
In the loge.

I don't think
That was the loge.
That was way up.

Larry, you have got
To speak with sandy.

You have got to
Clean up that mess.

You've got to apologize.

Jeff:
I never should've
Left you alone with goodman.

Jerry's right.
You've got to apologize.

Fine.

Oh, what, are you--
Are you gonna go
In begrudgingly

- or are you gonna
Go in sincere?
- begrudgingly.

( sighs )
You can't give
A begrudging apology.

You've gotta give
A sincere apology.

I'll go
Somewhere between

Begrudging and sincere.
How's that?

Somewhere between?
Where between?

- I'll straddle the line.
- what kind of line?

It's not completely
Sincere and it's not
Completely begrudging.

I'll tell you where
The line is--
The line is

You probably
Fuck up the apology.
That's the line.

If I fuck up the apology,
Then I'll apologize
For the bad apology.

You can't apologize
For an apology!

You get one shot,
That's it.

Hey, what about cheryl?

- okay.
- there you go.

- all right.
- I'm gonna hate myself
More than normally.

Hey, jeff,
Did you see
My cell phone?

Uh, no, I did not.

Hi, lar.
Oh, here it is.

All right, listen.
I've gotta run.

Don't forget
To pick up sammy, okay?

- I'm not gonna forget.
- susie: all right.

- hey.
- what?

No "Thank you, larry,

For saving my life"?

Saving my life?
How'd you save my life?

- you didn't save my life.
- I diagnosed your illness.

All right.
Well, it's treated,
And I'm feeling great.

- give it up, man.
- give what up?

What kind of person doesn't say
Thank you to another person
For saving their life?

- oh, larry, thank you so much.
- I'm glad you're
Feeling better.

You saved my life.
I'd be dead without you.

- you would be!
- oh, bullshit!

You know what
Happens to lyme disease
If it's left untreated?

- what?
- everything goes--
The kidneys, the joints,

- the lungs,
The heart-- everything!
- well, then you should be

Very glad
I'm feeling better,
Shouldn't you?!

If somebody saved my life,
I'd be fucking kissing--

You didn't save
My life, asshole!

- you know what?
- what?

Next time I'm not gonna
Say anything, okay?!

I'm gonna keep
My mouth shut
And let you die!

- you want me to die?
Get the hell out of here.
- you know what?

You've got a little spot
On your forehead.

- get the hell out of here.
- don't get it checked out.
It's not skin cancer.

- out out out out!
- don't check that out,

That little spot
You got there.

I just wanted
To apologize

If I offended you

Or insulted you

In any way.

So this is me

Apologizing.

It's about as sorry
As I can get.

I guess
My question is:

Was it sorry enough?

That's it?

- no good?
- "No good"?

- too begrudging?
- very begrudging.

Can I apologize
For the apology?

You know what?
I want to put the kibosh

On our relationship.

I can see where
This road is going
And I don't like it,

So we're done.
The reunion show is off.

- yeah.
- good luck to you.

- I'll be fine.
- good luck to your network,

- thank you.
- okay, I could not find
Your acid reflux pills,

So I got you tums
And echinacea.

- thank you.
- I found the ginseng.

- oh, what's
The matter, you sick?
- I have a stiff neck.

I have aches.
I have pains.

- I'm not well.
- have you been in
Any tall grass recently?

In the hamptons
Over the weekend,

Yes, with my kid. Why?

No reason.

Larry,
You saved my life.

- ah.
- now go do what you do.

- okay.
- okay.

Hey, everybody,
Let's get back to work.

- all right.
- all right.

Pick it up
From kramer's entrance.

- yup.
- all right.

Larry,
I want you back.

Let's go home
And make love.

( people chatting )

( people crying )

Ah.

( phone rings )

- jerry: hello. Hey.
- hey. So guess what.

- what?
- show's back on.

- get out of here!
- yeah!

- unbelievable.
- I know!

- what did you do?
- I talked to goodman

- and I straightened it out.
- and you apologized.

- no.
- well, listen. You'll never
Believe what happened to me.

I'm driving along--
I'm in beverly hills--

You'll never guess
Who I bump into.

- I give up.
- meg ryan.

- who?
- meg ryan.

- really?
- and I said,
"You are absolutely

Our dream cast

For george's ex-wife."

- and she's gonna do it!
- what?

- I'm gonna put
Her on. Hold on.
- meg: larry!

Isn't this great!
George's ex-wife!

( laughs )
I can't bel--
It's such a great idea.

Anyway, I just wanted
To say thanks.
Here's jerry.

Jerry:
Show's back on!
Meg ryan's in!

We are gold!

( theme music playing )