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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,767 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,400 Larry: YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 3 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,767 SEE, LOOK AT THAT. IT JUMPS AND THEN IT FREEZES. 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,367 - IT'S FRUSTRATING. - IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING. 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,533 - I'M MISSING ALL MY SHOWS-- "LOST." - OH, LAST WEEK-- 6 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,433 YOU KNOW THAT GUY THEY KILLED OFF THE PREVIOUS WEEK? 7 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,167 ALL RIGHT, DON'T TELL ME. I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,600 HE'S NOT DEAD, HE'S BACK. HE CAME BACK. 9 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:32,733 - I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME. - SHOCKING. 10 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,333 - ARE YOU NUTS? - ONE OF MY TOP FIVE EPISODES OF ALL TIME. 11 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,333 BY THE WAY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP LAST THURSDAY? 12 00:00:37,367 --> 00:00:40,133 - YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL. - WE HAD A LOT OF APPOINTMENTS LAST THURSDAY. 13 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:42,933 - SO WHAT ABOUT THE TV? - WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S YOUR TIVO. 14 00:00:42,967 --> 00:00:45,000 IT'S PROBABLY THE SATELLITE, 15 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,333 - BUT I'M GONNA TAKE A LOOK. - SATELLITE? OKAY. 16 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:06,067 ( phone ringing ) 17 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,667 YOU KNOW, IT JUST GETS A LITTLE FRUSTRATING. 18 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,533 EVERY TIME I SIT DOWN AND WATCH IT, IT'S NOT WORKING. 19 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:11,133 - HELLO? - LARRY! 20 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:12,667 - Oh, hey, honey. - OH MY GOD. 21 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,767 HONEY, YOU COULDN'T CALL AT A WORSE TIME. 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,067 - I GOT THE TIVO GUY HERE. - OH MY GOD! 23 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,467 - HEY, YOU GOT THE WARRANTY ON THIS THING? - Larry! 24 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,600 - THE WARRANTY. - OH WAIT, HOLD ON. 25 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:24,500 - WE'RE GOING THROUGH A REALLY BIG STORM RIGHT NOW. - Hold on one second. 26 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,367 - I NEED A WARRANTY CARD. - HONEY, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 27 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,467 DO YOU HAVE A-- DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WARRANTY CARD IS 28 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:29,800 - ON THE TIVO? - No, I-I don't. 29 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,900 IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME-- 30 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:34,167 - I MEAN, IT'S REALLY BAD. - IS IT IN THE KITCHEN DRAWER BY ANY CHANCE? 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,733 - WHAT? - I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 32 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:37,167 - WHAT IS THAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? - DO YOU KNOW WHO 33 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,700 - THE GUY WAS THAT CAME OUT? - NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 34 00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:41,100 LARRY, I JUST WANNA TELL YOU JUST IN CASE... 35 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,500 - I can't hear you, honey. Wait, hold on one second. - ...FOR SOME REASON 36 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:45,233 - I don't make it home... - YOU KNOW WHO THE GUY WAS WO CAME AND PUT THIS THING IN? 37 00:01:45,267 --> 00:01:47,367 - YOU KNOW WHO THE GUY WAS WHO INSTALLED-- - I DON'T KNOW. 38 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,400 - I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. - WAS IT TOM OR SOMETHING? 39 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:51,067 - I just want you to know-- - OR DON? SOMETHING LIKE THA? 40 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:54,667 - MAYBE BILL OR JAMES? - OH MY GOD! 41 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,567 I'LL COME BACK LATER THIS AFTERNOON, 42 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,900 - BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE REALLY BUSY. - OH NO, JEEZ. 43 00:01:57,933 --> 00:02:00,300 HONEY, I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? PLEASE. 44 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,967 He's gonna go. I'm never gonna get him again. 45 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:03,700 TiVo guy: It's all right.I can come back. 46 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,133 NO, STAY RIGHT THERE. CALL ME BACK IN 10 MINUTES, OKAY? 47 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,900 - WHAT? - I'm sorry, sweetheart. I love you. 48 00:02:06,933 --> 00:02:08,700 - KEEP TALKING. I'LL COME BACK. - NO NO, THAT'S OKAY. 49 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:10,867 - STAY-- STAY RIGHT HERE. - LARRY! 50 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,967 Boy: Isn't he something, Billy? 51 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:24,433 Have you ever seen horses like him? 52 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:26,533 Man: Not quite. 53 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:30,133 HEY! TURNED IT OFF. 54 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,267 GUESS WHAT? 55 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,667 WE'RE HAVING DINNER AT PRIMO'S TONIGHT. I MADE A RESERVATION. 56 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,933 THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND. 57 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:40,067 I'M LEAVING. 58 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:46,533 I'M LEAVING, LARRY. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 59 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,867 YOU CAN'T DO THIS? WHAT? 60 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,467 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU T-- 61 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,833 DOES THAT REALLY SURPRISE YOU? 62 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:58,267 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 63 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,067 I JUST CALLED YOU FROM AN AIRPLANE, 64 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:02,067 TELLING YOU I WAS ABOUT TO CRASH. 65 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,200 THE TIVO GUY WAS HERE. 66 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:07,100 I COULD BARELY HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. HE WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE. 67 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,667 I COULDN'T EVEN GET THE GUY TO COME TO THE HOUSE. 68 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,067 YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY HARD TO GET THOSE PEOPLE HERE. IT WAS BROKEN. 69 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,433 - OH, REALLY? - I GOT IT FIXED FOR YOU. 70 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:15,233 - WELL, OKAY. - I SAVED ALL YOUR SHOWS. 71 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:17,733 "BAREFOOT CONTESSA," "TOP CHEF," "PROJECT RUNWAY." 72 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,567 I WOULDN'T LET HIM. I SAVED THOSE SHOWS FOR YOU. 73 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,067 WE'VE GOT THESE SHOWS RIGHT HERE. 74 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,267 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE TIVO. 75 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,400 WHAT? WHAT ELSE IS IT ABOUT? 76 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:28,067 "WHAT ELSE IS IT ABOUT?" 77 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:29,933 IT'S ALL OF IT. 78 00:03:29,967 --> 00:03:32,100 YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 79 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,267 IT'S ABOUT TALKING DURING SEX. 80 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,267 SO I TALK DURING SEX. SO WHAT? 81 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,833 - IT'S NOT DIRTY TALK. YOU CHITCHAT. - SO? 82 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:42,567 "WHO CAN'T TELL THAT REAL CRAB ISN'T FAKE CRAB?" 83 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,367 BY THE WAY, PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL REAL CRAB FROM FAKE CRAB. 84 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,633 YOU'VE GOTTA BE A MORON IF YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 85 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:49,067 - THAT'S WHAT I THINK. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 86 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,967 IF I BRING THAT UP WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX, 87 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,967 THAT'S A FUN TOPIC TO DISCUSS. 88 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,400 YOU KNOW WHAT THE THING IS, LARRY? 89 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:57,067 PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, "HOW DO YOU STAY WITH HIM?" 90 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:59,900 AND I ALWAYS TELL THEM, "THERE'S ANOTHER SIDE TO LARRY THAT YOU DON'T SEE." 91 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:02,600 AND THEN I JUST REALIZED TODAY THERE'S NO OTHER SIDE. 92 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,733 - NO, THERE'S ANOTHER SIDE. - THERE'S NO OTHER SIDE! 93 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:06,333 - THIS IS IT! - THERE'S A LOT OF SIDES. I'M COMPLEX! 94 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:09,833 AFTER I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE 95 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:11,933 AND YOU HUNG UP ON ME, 96 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:13,500 I STARTED TALKING TO THE GUY NEXT TO ME 97 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:16,567 AND I REALIZED NOT EVERYBODY'S LIKE YOU. 98 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,167 THERE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT HAVE CONVERSATIONS. 99 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,433 - OH, THE GUY NEXT TO YOU. - INTERESTED IN OTHER PEOPLE. 100 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:26,533 AND WE HAD A VERY... SOULFUL CONVERSATION... 101 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,767 - THAT'S SWEET. - ...ABOUT LI-- OKAY, SEE? 102 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,333 - YEAH. - YEAH. 103 00:04:30,367 --> 00:04:32,833 OKAY, THIS GUY. DOES HE CARRY MINTS AND A PEN AND TISSUES 104 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:36,133 AT ALL TIMES LIKE I DO, HUH? 105 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:37,667 DOES HE HAVE MINTS? HOW IS HIS BREATH? 106 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,600 - VERY PLEASANT. - REALLY? 107 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,433 - WHAT DOES HE DO? - HE OWNS AN UNDERWEAR COMPANY. 108 00:04:42,467 --> 00:04:45,267 - MM-HMM, YES. - OH, AN UNDERWEAR COMPANY. WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR? 109 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:48,067 HE INVENTED-- 110 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,700 IT DOESN'T MATTER-- 111 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:51,200 UNDERWEAR THAT DOESN'T HAVE A FLY. 112 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,467 NO-FLY ZONE? 113 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,767 NO-FLY ZONE. 114 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,500 THAT IS THE DUMBEST COMPANY. 115 00:04:57,533 --> 00:05:00,267 WHAT A STUPID-- I'VE TRIED THAT UNDERWEAR. IT IS SO IDIOTIC. 116 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,067 YOU HAVE TO DROP THE UNDERWEAR 117 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:05,167 - TO PEE, OKAY? - I THINK WE JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME APART. 118 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,233 I'M GONNA BE AT MY SISTER'S. 119 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:09,400 - DON'T DO THIS. THIS IS CRAZY, HONEY. - LARRY. 120 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR? WHAT? 121 00:05:11,233 --> 00:05:14,067 I LOVE YOU. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 122 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:16,367 YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU. 123 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,100 - I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. - I'LL BE AT BECKY'S. 124 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,733 YOU'RE TALKING ON AN AIRPLANE PHONE. 125 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,300 ( people chattering ) 126 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,700 YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA LIKE THIS. 127 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:37,300 USUALLY I DON'T LIKE THE SKIN. IT'S DELICIOUS. 128 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:40,567 I MARINATE IT AFTER I ROAST IT. 129 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:46,233 CHERYL LEFT ME. 130 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:49,067 - WHAT? - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE LEFT YOU? 131 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,833 - SHE'S GONE. SHE LEFT. - REALLY? 132 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,567 SHE'S GONE, SHE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE. 133 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,333 - SUITCASE... CLOTHES. - Susie: OH, SHE'LL COME BACK. 134 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,567 SHE'S WITH HER SISTER. SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. 135 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,100 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT, SWEETIE? LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING. 136 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:01,067 - JODI, GET HIM A CHAIR, PLEASE. - OH, SURE. 137 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,733 - Marty: WHAT HAPPENED? - Susie: LET ME GET YOU A PLATE. 138 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:05,267 YOU KNOW, SHE WAS COMING BACK ON A PLANE, AND THERE WAS A STORM, 139 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:09,400 AND SHE CALLED ME FROM THE PLANE. 140 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,433 AND YOU KNOW, I HAD THE TIVO GUY IN THE HOUSE. 141 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:13,600 SO? 142 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:16,267 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S SO HARD TO GET THE TIVO GUY, MAN. 143 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,367 THIS GUY WOULD KEEP EXCHANGING CALLS. I CAN'T GET HIM THERE. 144 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,633 SO HE'S FINALLY THERE, AND THE WHOLE CALL 145 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:23,833 HE'S KIND OF TALKING TO ME, GOING-- 146 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:26,100 WHAT'S WITH THE SMALL PLATE? 147 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:29,067 - THAT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAD CLEAN. - WHAT? 148 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,567 - SUCH A TINY PLATE? - IT'S THE SAME EXACT PORTION. IT'S JUST AS-- 149 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,067 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? - IT'S WHAT MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO EAT FROM. 150 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,767 WHAT HAPPENED WITH CHERYL ON THE PLANE? 151 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,067 THERE WAS A LOT OF TURBULENCE. SHE WAS REALLY FRIGHTENED. 152 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:42,367 THE TIVO GUY WAS THERE. I COULDN'T REALLY TALK, 153 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,233 AND... I TOLD HER TO CALL ME BACK IN 10 MINUTES. 154 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,467 - WHAT? - OH, LARRY. 155 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,333 Marty: THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN, 156 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,233 - AND YOU SAID, "CALL ME BACK"? - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 157 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:52,167 - YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. - I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING DOWN! 158 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,900 - OKAY OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? - I DIDN'T KNOW. 159 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:56,633 SHE'S GONNA GET OVER IT, AND IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY. 160 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,333 NO, SHE'S NOT GONNA GET OVER IT, BECAUSE SHE MET A GUY ON THE PLANE. 161 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:00,933 - Susie: WHAT? WHERE DID SHE MEET ANOTHER GUY? - REALLY? 162 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:03,200 - Larry: ON THE PLANE. - WHILE THE PLANE WAS GOING DOWN? 163 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:04,933 - GUY SITTING NEXT TO HER. - All: OH, NO. 164 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,767 Jeff: GUY SITTING NEXT TO HER. 165 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,300 WHAT A SCUMBAG. TAKES ADVANTAGE OF A MARRIED WOMAN WHO'S SCARED. 166 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:13,200 I FEEL TERRIBLE. I'M EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT OVER THIS. 167 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,300 I MEAN, I KNOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO NAN AND MYSELF. 168 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:19,700 - OF COURSE NOT. - BUT I WANNA SAY ONE THING. 169 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:23,067 OKAY, CHERYL'S A GREAT GIRL. 170 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,300 SHE'S ADORABLE, GOOD COOK, 171 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,067 FUN TO BE WITH. 172 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,967 SHE HAS A TERRIFIC BODY. 173 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,867 - USED TO BE AMAZING. - I REMEMBER. 174 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:35,600 - IT'S TRUE. - BUT LET ME MAKE MY POINT. 175 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:39,200 NONE OF US AT THIS TABLE EVER WOULD HAVE MET CHERYL 176 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,700 - IF NOT FOR LARRY DAVID. - Susie: THAT'S TRUE. 177 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:43,733 - Jeff: VERY TRUE. - I BROUGHT HER INTO YOUR LIVES. 178 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,800 CHERYL'S A GREAT GIRL, 179 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,700 BUT WE HAVE TO STICK WITH LARRY. 180 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,633 PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKE SIDES NOW. 181 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:52,367 LISTEN, THIS IS A TIME THAT WE HAVE TO STAND BEHIND LARRY. 182 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,833 ( ringing ) 183 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:57,867 HEY, THAT COULD BE CHERYL. 184 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,900 YOU'LL GET IT LATER. WE DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE AT DINNER. 185 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,600 - WHAT? I'LL ANSWER IT. - NO NO NO. NO, THE PHONE IS NOT-- 186 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:04,300 WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP RULE IS THAT? 187 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,167 - NO, WE DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. - GET THE HELL-- 188 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,067 - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? - YOU DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. GIVE ME THAT! 189 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,967 - ( groaning ) - GIVE IT TO ME! 190 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,767 WE DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE DURING DINNER! IT'S A RULE! 191 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,100 - YOU JAMMED MY THUMB. - Susie: YOU WEREN'T INVITED. 192 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,667 GO EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE! 193 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,767 OH, JESUS. 194 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,833 I FORGOT TO CANCEL MY RESERVATIONS AT PRIMO'S. 195 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,867 - I'LL USE MY CELL PHONE. - OUT IN THE HALL, 196 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,367 - NOT IN THE KITCHEN. - ALL RIGHT, PIPE DOWN. 197 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,367 ( phone rings ) 198 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,867 THANK YOU FOR CALLING PRIMO'S. THIS IS IRIS. 199 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,800 OH, HI, THIS IS LARRY DAVID CALLING. 200 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,400 OH, HI, MR. DAVID. WE HAVE YOU DOWN FOR 7:30 TONIGHT. 201 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,933 Oh, you know what? 202 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:38,267 I'M-- I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL. 203 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,167 OH, I'M SO SORRY. MAY I ASK WHY? 204 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,867 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 205 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,700 MY WIFE LEFT ME. 206 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:50,700 - YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU. - YEAH, MY WIFE LEFT ME. 207 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,867 OKAY, MR. DAVID, IN THE FUTURE, 208 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,833 IT WOULD BE NICE JUST TO GET A LITTLE MORE NOTICE 209 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,700 - when you wanna cancel a reservation. - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 210 00:08:57,733 --> 00:09:00,667 SURE I BELIEVE YOU. YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU. OKAY. 211 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,433 YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING FROM YOUR TONE THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 212 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,167 you have to cancel. I understand. 213 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,767 I'M JUST SAYING THAT IT'S OUR POLICY TO GET A LITTLE MORE NOTICE. 214 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,500 OKAY, IN THE FUTURE, IF MY WIFE LEAVES ME, 215 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,167 I'LL MAKE SURE SHE DOES IT IN THE MORNING. 216 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,800 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. 217 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,600 MAXWELLS? 218 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:26,700 - YOU OKAY? - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 219 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,900 THAT'S SIMON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 220 00:09:28,933 --> 00:09:31,367 HE'S HAVING IT AT MAXWELLS? 221 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,533 BIG BAND, SPECIAL GUEST. 222 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:35,267 - HE'S GOING ALL OUT. - SPECIAL GUEST? 223 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,267 WHO GOES ALL OUT FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY? LIKE, THAT'S CRAZY. 224 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,767 I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING THIS IN HIS HOUSE. YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS? 225 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,833 I LOANED HIM $10,000 LAST MONTH. 226 00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:44,200 - LAST MONTH? - YEAH, HE SAID HE NEEDED THE MONEY. 227 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:46,833 HE NEEDED IT TO GIVE HIMSELF A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT MAXWELLS! 228 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:48,967 I'M PAYING FOR THIS THING. 229 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,733 - HEY. - HI. 230 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,300 I'M SORRY. I JUST CAME BY TO PICK UP A FEW MORE THINGS. 231 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,200 OH. OH. 232 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:05,533 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE, 233 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,267 BECAUSE I-- 234 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,167 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 235 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,500 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? - YEAH. 236 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:14,467 I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME 237 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,700 - IF IT WOULD BE OKAY. - OKAY. 238 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,533 I HAD TO CALL PRIMO'S 239 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:22,233 - TO CANCEL OUR RESERVATION. - YEAH. 240 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,733 AND THE HOSTESS ASKED ME 241 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,833 WHY I WAS CANCELING, 242 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,600 AND I TOLD HER IT WAS BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME. 243 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,367 MM-HMM. 244 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,467 BUT I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVED ME. 245 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,800 SO WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO 246 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,733 IS TO CALL THE RESTAURANT 247 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,167 AND JUST SORT OF, YOU KNOW, 248 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,100 CONFIRM MY STORY. 249 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,500 YOU WANT ME TO CALL A STRANGER AT A RESTAURANT 250 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,700 AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE? 251 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,533 WELL, SHE'S NOT REALLY A STRANGER. IRIS, YOU KNOW IRIS. 252 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,833 - THE HOSTESS. SHE WORKS THERE. - I DON'T REALLY KNOW IRIS. 253 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,367 YOU KNOW THE ONE. SHE'S GOT THE LONG HAIR. 254 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,933 I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 255 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:03,067 BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK I WANT TO CALL HER 256 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:06,133 AND TELL HER THAT WE'RE BREAKING UP. 257 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,100 YOU KNOW, SHE SAID SHE BELIEVED ME, 258 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,133 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN HER TONE 259 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,500 THAT TOLD ME THAT MAYBE SHE THOUGHT I WAS MAKING THIS UP OR SOMETHING. 260 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,967 I MEAN, WHO WOULD GO TO THE LENGTHS 261 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,933 OF SAYING THAT THEIR WIFE SPLIT UP WITH THEM 262 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:21,433 - AND THAT'S WHY THEY HAD TO CANCEL? - YOU WOULD. 263 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:26,067 NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT. I DON'T THINK I WOULD. 264 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:29,167 YEAH WELL, EXCUSE ME. I GOTTA ACTUALLY GET THIS STUFF. 265 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,200 ( groans ) 266 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,067 CHERYL, DON'T GO. COME ON. 267 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,167 COME ON, JUST STAY. DON'T, DON'T. 268 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,833 I NEED TO GO, LARRY. 269 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,133 WILL YOU CALL THE RESTAURANT? 270 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,233 ( doorbell chimes ) 271 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:59,700 - HEY, LARRY. - HEY, SIMON. 272 00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,833 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M OKAY. 273 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,100 - GOOD GOOD, GOOD GOOD. - YOU KNOW, 274 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,300 I WAS OVER AT JEFF'S, 275 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,433 AND I NOTICED THE INVITATION TO YOUR PARTY. 276 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,600 AREN'T THE INVITATIONS GREAT? I TOOK A LOT OF TIME ON THAT. 277 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:12,867 I HAD NO IDEA THE PARTY WAS GONNA BE AT MAXWELL'S 278 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,867 - WITH THE OPEN BAR-- - OPEN BAR. 279 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,333 --AND THE BAND, AND THE SPECIAL GUESTS. 280 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:18,733 WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SPECIAL GUEST. YEAH. 281 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,867 I LOANED YOU $10,000 A MONTH AGO. 282 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,167 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE HAVING THIS BIG PARTY FOR YOURSELF. 283 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,333 $10,000 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PARTY. 284 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,067 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - NO NO NO NO. 285 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,767 I'M NOT USING THAT MONEY FOR THAT. I'M USING THE MONEY 286 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,100 - FOR SOMETHING ELSE. AND I APPRECIATE IT. - I KNOW, 287 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,500 BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO USE THE MONEY FOR SOMETHING ELSE 288 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,467 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THIS PARTY. 289 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,533 - YOU COULD HAVE USED THE MONEY FOR THAT. - DON'T CONNECT THE TWO, 290 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,767 - BECAUSE THEY-- DON'T THINK OF THEM AS-- - WELL, I SEE THEM 291 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,600 - AS BEING TOTALLY CONNECTED. - NO, THEY'RE NOT CONNECTED AT ALL. 292 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,133 NO, HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. 293 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:45,833 ( chuckles ) SIMON, YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW? 294 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:49,067 ANYWAY, ALL RIGHT, SO FINE. 295 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,667 - YEAH. - I'LL SEE YOU AT MAXWELLS. 296 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,400 THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SOME PARTY. 297 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,900 UMM, OKAY, HERE'S THE THING: 298 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,300 CHERYL IS GONNA BE THERE. 299 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,067 ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THAT? 300 00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,600 I'M COMFORTABLE. 301 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:06,300 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE WILL BE... COMFORTABLE. 302 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,567 WELL, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO-- 303 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,800 IT'S THEIR PROBLEM, ISN'T IT, YOU KNOW? 304 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,367 HERE'S THE THING-- MY WIFE AND I TALKED ABOUT IT, 305 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,867 AND... WE CHOSE CHERYL. 306 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,167 BELIEVE THIS GUY? 307 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,067 $10,000 I LOAN HIM. 308 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,700 DISINVITES ME FROM THE PARTY, CHOOSING CHERYL. 309 00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,067 I'M PAYING FOR THAT PARTY. YOU KNOW THAT? HEY, ZEV. 310 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,767 - HELLO, LARRY DAVID. - YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS? 311 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,500 THAT'S ANOTHER THING-- I GOTTA GO BACK TO FLUFF AND FOLD NOW. 312 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,633 ALANA DIDN'T SHOW UP. YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER. 313 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,067 CHERYL TOOK CARE OF ALL THAT STUFF. 314 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,500 YOU'RE JUST LOST, AREN'T YOU? 315 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,867 - I'M COMPLETELY LOST. - OH MY GOD. 316 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,200 YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT IN MY FOYER AT HOME? 317 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,233 PICTURES OF ALL MY DRY CLEANERS. 318 00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:53,067 HEY, XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS. 319 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,067 YEAH. 320 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,867 - DID YOU USE TO WATCH THAT SHOW? - Jeff: OF COURSE. 321 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,300 - YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SEXY. - OH, MY-- 322 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,267 WHAT THE HELL, LARRY? 323 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,133 Larry: OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. 324 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,100 OH. 325 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,300 - Zev: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? - Larry: OH, SHIT. 326 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,867 - IT'S RIPPED. - SHE DOESN'T COME IN ANYMORE. 327 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,767 HOW AM I GONNA GET ANOTHER PICTURE? 328 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,067 MAN. 329 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,267 YOU CAN GET LUCY LAWLESS'S PICTURE, CAN'T YOU? 330 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GET AHOLD OF HER AGENT 331 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,067 AND WE'LL FIND IT. I'LL GET IT. 332 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,533 OKAY, I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER PICTURE. 333 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,867 COULD YOU HAVE HER MAKE IT OUT TO "ZEV" THIS TIME? 334 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,767 - YES. OKAY. - THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 335 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,567 - I'M SORRY. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 336 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,100 JUST GIVE ME THE PICTURE. 337 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,800 - I'LL GET THE PICTURE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 338 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,933 Iris: PLEASE TAKE THIS COUPLE OVER TO TABLE £24. 339 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,900 THANKS, HAVE A NICE DINNER. 340 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:48,367 WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG, MAY I ASK? 341 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,600 OH, I'M SORRY, MR. DAVID. WE'RE JUST REALLY FULL TONIGHT. 342 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,367 IT SHOULD JUST BE A COUPLE MORE MINUTES. 343 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,800 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 344 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,200 - DID MY WIFE CALL THE RESTAURANT? - NO. 345 00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:59,100 IS THAT WHY I'M NOT GETTING A TABLE? 346 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,500 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE MY BREAKUP STORY 347 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,733 - LAST NIGHT? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 348 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,333 - I THINK YOU DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - NO, WE'RE JUST FULL TONIGHT. 349 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,300 - WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP? THAT'S INSANE. - MR. DAVID, 350 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,533 - WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. - YOU HAVE TO BE INSANE TO MAKE UP A STORY LIKE THAT. 351 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,333 - OKAY. - IF I WANTED TO CANCEL A RESERVATION, 352 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,867 AND NEEDED AN EXCUSE, I WOULD JUST SAY I'M SICK OR SOMETHING. 353 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,867 PRIMO'S, THIS IS IRIS. 354 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,300 SURE, COME RIGHT IN. 355 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,500 YOU KNOW, WE DID BREAK UP. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO CANCEL THE RESERVATION. 356 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,867 OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU SOON. 357 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:29,433 ( chuckles ) YOU TOTALLY DESERVE THAT. 358 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,067 YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT. YES, YOU DO. 359 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,500 ON NO PLANET IS A SHOE CADDY A GOOD GIFT. 360 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,267 THAT'S JUST A-- WHAT? 361 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,067 ALL RIGHT, YEAH, NO NO NO, 362 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,367 I GET THAT IT WAS PAYBACK, BUT-- 363 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,067 IT'S NOT LONG DISTANCE EVEN IF IT'S IN INDIA. 364 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,633 SO I'M ON THE 14th HOLE, OKAY? 365 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,433 LLOYD, HE'S GOT THESE GREAT CUBAN CIGARS. 366 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,233 - WHAT? I CAN'T TALK TO YOU, MOM. - SO WE'RE SMOKING THESE CIGARS. 367 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,100 - I'VE GOT SOMEONE ON THE OTHER LINE. - SO I REACH DOWN 368 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,767 - TO TAKE A PUFF... - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. IT'S LOUD IN HERE. 369 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,933 - NO NO, JUST CALL THEM. - ...AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, LLOYD GOES, 370 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:56,233 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY CIGAR!" - I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 371 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,467 - CALL THEM. - SO I WAS TRYING TO BRUSH MY TEETH WITH AN APPLE. 372 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,500 - IT WAS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE. - EXCUSE ME. 373 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,700 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 374 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,433 - I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. - WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT REALLY LOUD. 375 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,433 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH YEAH. 376 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,333 - YOU'RE KIND OF TALKING LOUD YOURSELF. - TO A PERSON. 377 00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,700 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? - I'M ACTUALLY CONVERSING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. 378 00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,267 - OH, REALLY? - VERY DIFFERENT THAN JUST-- 379 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,233 TO THE OUTSIDE OBSERVER, IT'S THE SAME LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE. 380 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,200 WELL, I NEED TO TALK TO MY FRIEND. I CAN BARELY HEAR HERE. 381 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,267 OKAY, WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TALK LOWER TO YOUR FRIEND, 382 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,533 - I'LL TALK LOWER TO MY OTHER SELF. - GREAT GREAT. 383 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,667 - YEAH, GOOD PLAN. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 384 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,633 JESUS CHRIST. I'M LITERALLY SITTING MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS... 385 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,233 WHAT A SCHMUCK. HE'S BEEN TALKING ON HIS PHONE THE WHOLE DINNER. 386 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:31,067 ...AND THIS GUY IS TALKING TO HIMSELF. HE'S STILL DOING IT. 387 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,433 DO YOU HEAR THAT? LISTEN, YOU HEAR THIS? 388 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,200 HE DOESN'T EVEN THINK HE'S BEING ANNOYING. 389 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,567 HE THINKS HE CAN JUST SIT THERE AND TALK OUT LOUD NOT BE ANNOYING. 390 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,633 DO YOU HEAR THAT? HE'S LITERALLY JUST DOING IT 391 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,300 - JUST TO BE ANNOYING. - HE'S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS THE LAST 10 MINUTES. 392 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,133 HONESTLY, I'M DONE ANYWAY. THIS IS BULLSHIT. 393 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,933 - I'M PAYING. I DON'T CARE. - NO, CAN YOU HEAR HIM? 394 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,567 NO, HE'S STILL TALKING. WAIT, I GOT STEVE ON THE OTHER LINE. 395 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,433 - HE WINS, HE WINS. YEAH, YOU WIN. - HEY, STEVE... 396 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:47,933 - GOOD FOR YOU, BEING ANNOYING. - ...DO ME A FAVOR. 397 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,200 REMIND ME-- THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE JUST... 398 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,867 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? - OH, HEY. 399 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,167 - HI, JODI. - HEY. 400 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? LET'S PLAY GOLF. 401 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:05,267 I CAN'T. LARRY, THE FUNKHOUSERS HAVE MADE A DECISION. 402 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,333 WE'RE GOING WITH CHERYL. 403 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,967 YEAH. 404 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,367 ( knocks ) 405 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,633 - OH. HI, BECKY. - OH. HI. 406 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,833 IS CHERYL HERE? 407 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:34,533 NO, SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, SO... 408 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:37,833 - YOU KNOW WHEN SHE'LL BE BACK? - NUH-UH, I DON'T, 409 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:40,400 - BUT IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. - Larry: ALANA? 410 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:43,467 - IS THAT ALANA? - MR. LARRY. 411 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,700 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 412 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,667 I WORK FOR MRS. CHERYL. 413 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,167 - YOU CHOSE CHERYL? - YES. 414 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,467 - ( door slams ) - Cheryl: HEY, BECKY? 415 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,600 OH, I WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D STILL BE HERE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA-- 416 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,900 I AM, AND... 417 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,067 - Cheryl: HI. - HI. 418 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,467 THIS IS GLENN. THIS IS LARRY. 419 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,467 - HEY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 420 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,067 NICE HEAD OF HAIR. 421 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,367 OKAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 422 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,067 YOU NEED TO CALL TED DANSON BACK. 423 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,833 HE WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO AN OCEANS FUNDRAISER. 424 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,367 OH, YEAH. OKAY, THANKS. 425 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,900 - YOU'LL LIKE TED. - Glenn: I LIKE THE OCEAN. 426 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,200 - ( laughs ) THEN IT'S PERFECT. - I'M VERY PRO-OCEAN. 427 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:28,467 - SO GLENN, HOW'S THE NO-FLY UNDERWEAR BUSINESS DOING? - GREAT. 428 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,900 - I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. - Larry: YEAH. 429 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,633 - IT'S GOING GREAT. - IS IT? 430 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,867 - YEAH. - YOU THINK MEN WANT AN UNDERWEAR 431 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,967 - THAT HAS NO FLY? - I KNOW THEY DO. 432 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:39,067 74% OF THE MEN WE TESTED GO OVER THE FENCE. 433 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,633 - OH, THEY DO? - YEAH, THE REST GO THROUGH THE GATE. 434 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,300 - WELL-- - YOU'RE NOT GIVING PEOPLE AN OPTION. 435 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,833 THE PENIS NEEDS AN OPTION, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 436 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,433 THE PENIS IS HUMAN. IT NEEDS AN OPTION. 437 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,667 ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 438 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,833 - OKAY. - OKAY. 439 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,800 - MINT? - NO. 440 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,433 - TISSUE? - NO, I-- 441 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,600 PEN? 442 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:14,433 - IS THAT GLENN WITH TWO "N"s? - IT IS, IN FACT. 443 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,533 Larry: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULDN'T CARE-- 444 00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,333 I WOULDN'T CARE IF SHE LEFT ME FOR A BALD GUY. 445 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,233 RIGHT. 446 00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:24,067 - BUT THIS IS, LIKE, THE WORST BETRAYAL. - WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? 447 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:27,733 - THICK, LIKE PRESIDENTIAL KENNEDY HAIR. - OH. 448 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,300 - AND HE MAKES UNDERWEAR? - YEAH, NO-FLY UNDERWEAR, 449 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,733 LIKE THERE'S SOME GREAT CLAMORING FOR NO-FLY UNDERWEAR. 450 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,400 - WHO NEEDS NO-FLY UNDERWEAR? - I KNOW. 451 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,433 A GUY WHO GOES INTO A STORE AND GOES, "I NEED A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. 452 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,333 - I GOT A VAGINA." - I KNOW. 453 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:39,967 - NO-FLY UNDERWEAR. - ( cell rings ) 454 00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,067 HELLO? HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 455 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,267 GREAT, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. 456 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,867 REALLY, THANK HIM. THANKS, BYE. 457 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,900 HERE YOU GO. 458 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,067 LUCY LAWLESS. 459 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,433 OH. OH, YEAH. 460 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,267 OH, THANKS. 461 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,700 - LET ME CALL HER. - WHICH WATER IS MINE? 462 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:04,267 I DON'T KNOW. I TOOK ONE SIP. 463 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,133 I HAVE NO-- 464 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,167 - WE'LL HAVE TO GET MORE. - WE'LL GET MORE WATER. 465 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,600 - "TO ZEV..." - Zev: ZEV, YES. 466 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,433 - "...LUCY LAWLESS." - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 467 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,000 I NOT ONLY GET YOU THE PICTURE, 468 00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,367 I GET YOU LUCY LAWLESS. 469 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,467 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - Lucy: MY PLEASURE. 470 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,767 - WOW, YOU MAKE LOVELY "L"s. - YOU GOT MY DRY CLEANING? 471 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,533 TOMORROW AFTER 5:00. 472 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,200 - HEY, THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THAT. - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 473 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,467 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE MORE BOWLED OVER 474 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,733 BY YOUR PRESENCE. HE TOOK IT PRETTY CALMLY. 475 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:40,967 - PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS EXPECTING SOMEONE BIGGER. - I USED TO BE VERY INTIMIDATED 476 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,733 - BY THAT WARRIOR PRINCESS, I GOTTA TELL YOU. - DID YOU REALLY? 477 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,267 - YES. - AND NOW? 478 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,900 NOW THAT I SEE YOU IN PERSON, 479 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,733 - I ACTUALLY THINK I CAN TAKE YOU. - ( laughs ) 480 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,800 LOOK, I'M NOT A COOL GUY OR ANYTHING, OKAY? 481 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,700 I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE IN 12 YEARS, 482 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:57,200 BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE YOUR TIME FOR COUPLE OF HOURS. 483 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,733 - ( laughs ) - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 484 00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,833 CAN I DO THAT? IS THAT POSSIBLE? 485 00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:02,533 - HOW ABOUT THAT? - OKAY, YEAH. 486 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,767 - HAVE YOU BEEN TO PRIMO'S? - I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO PRIMO'S. 487 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,467 - I HEAR THAT IT'S GREAT THOUGH. - IT'S REALLY GOOD. 488 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,333 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. WELL, YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER. 489 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,767 I DO. 490 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,100 - Lucy: WELL... - Larry: OH, JEEZ. 491 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,400 - WH? - TED DANSON. 492 00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:17,400 ( whispering ) HE IS AN ASSHOLE. 493 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,333 ( whispers ) REALLY? YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? 494 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,400 - I DESPISE HIM. HE'S JUST TERRIBLE. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 495 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,800 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 496 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,267 - YOU KNOW LUCY LAWLESS? - I DO. 497 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,700 - YEAH, WE MET. - TED DANSON. 498 00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,867 - YEAH, NICE TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. 499 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,733 - WELL, OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 500 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,800 - BYE. - ( laughs ) 501 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,067 WHAT IS THAT? "CALL ME"? 502 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,433 - DID SHE JUST DO A "CALL ME"? - YEAH, SHE DID. 503 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,600 - WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER. - REALLY? 504 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,367 - YES, YEAH. - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 505 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,500 I ASKED HER FOR A DATE. HERE'S WHAT I SAID. 506 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:46,100 "I'M NOT REALLY A COOL GUY OR ANYTHING," 507 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,867 WHICH IS A PRETTY GOOD LINE I THOUGHT. 508 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,967 I NEVER DID THAT WHEN I WAS DATING, ADMIT THAT I WASN'T A COOL GUY. 509 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:53,400 NOW I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT. I JUST SAID, "I'M NOT A COOL GUY." 510 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:57,067 IT FUCKING WORKED! "I'M NOT A COOL GUY"! I'M GONNA USE IT ALL THE TIME. 511 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,867 - GOOD FOR YOU, MAN, REALLY. - THANK YOU. 512 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,733 - THANK YOU. - YEAH, YOU DESERVE THAT. 513 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:03,367 - I GOTTA SCOOT. - WAIT, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 514 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,800 HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED TO YOUR FUNDRAISER? 515 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:11,067 - WHA-WHAT FUNDRAISER? - THE OCEANS FUNDRAISER. 516 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:14,400 OH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GLOBAL-WARMING GUY. 517 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,800 - REALLY? - YEAH. 518 00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,567 YOU'RE GOING WITH CHERYL, AREN'T YOU? 519 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,467 YEAH. YEAH. 520 00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:36,067 ( laughing ) 521 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:39,633 Girl: "OKAY, WHAT IS JIM JONES'S MOST FAMOUS SONG?" 522 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:42,767 - "BALLIN"! - AND THERE HE IS, Y'ALL! 523 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,067 ( all cheering ) 524 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,700 - UH-OH, UH-OH. - AND A LA-DI-DA. 525 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,467 - NOT TOO MUCH? NOT TOO DRESSY? - All: NO. 526 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,833 - NO, YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU'RE COOL, MAN. YOU'RE COOL. 527 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,333 YOU'RE BRINGING IT TONIGHT, MAN. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 528 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:54,067 WHAT, AM I GONNA SIT HOME? SHE'S GOING OUT. 529 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:56,367 - THAT'S RIGHT. - SHE'S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND ALREADY! 530 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,800 - YOUR TURN. - BY THE WAY, GUESS WHO I'M GOING OUT WITH? 531 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,367 - WHO? - Leon: WHO ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH? 532 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,100 XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS. 533 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,233 - OOH! - WAIT A SECOND NOW. 534 00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,433 - WHAT? - UH-HUH. 535 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,367 - DO YOU LOVE THAT? - I LOVE IT! 536 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,100 - DON'T WAIT UP. - Leon: DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T. 537 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:13,567 - MY MAN L.D. - YEAH. 538 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,067 SORRY YOU GOTTA MISS THAT LAKERS GAME. 539 00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,767 - FORGET ABOUT IT. - OH, I GOT TO TIVO IT. 540 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,667 - ( screaming ) - Leon: WHAT? 541 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,300 - WHAT THE HELL? - Loretta: LARRY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 542 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,967 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - LEON, GO HELP HIM. 543 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,967 - Loretta: WHAT HAPPENED? - Leon: WHAT HAPPENED, MAN? 544 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:28,367 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - Loretta: WHAT'S THE MATTER? 545 00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:31,533 Larry: SO WHAT'S THE DEAL? 546 00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:33,567 - YEAH, WHAT'S THE DEAL? - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EXPLAIN. 547 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,433 BASED ON YOUR SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS, 548 00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:37,467 WHEN YOU TWISTED YOUR BODY, 549 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,600 YOUR TESTICLES GOT ENSNARED IN THE FLY OF YOUR UNDERWEAR, 550 00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:42,600 WHICH ACTED LIKE A NOOSE. 551 00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:45,867 AND IT CAUSED SCROTAL HEMATOMA AND CONTUSION. 552 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,533 - TWISTED BALLS. - IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, YES, 553 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:50,267 BUT IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. 554 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,567 IT'S A BRUISING, WHICH WILL PROBABLY LAST ABOUT A WEEK OR SO. 555 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,867 OH, OKAY. - BUT I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND 556 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,367 SWITCHING TO A STYLE OF UNDERWEAR WITH NO FLY. 557 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,600 - NO-FLY ZONE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? - THAT'S EXACTLY IT. 558 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:02,533 NO-FLY ZONE. THAT'S A POPULAR BRAND. 559 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,067 - I'M NOT WEARING THAT UNDERWEAR, OKAY? - YOU GOTTA DO IT, MAN. 560 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:07,633 YOU GOT LONG BALLS, LARRY. LONG BALLS. 561 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,400 - YOU GOT LONG-ASS BALLS. - I'VE GOT LONG BALLS? 562 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,267 DOCTOR, YOU'VE SEEN HIS BALLS, RIGHT? 563 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,967 WOULD YOU SAY MY BALLS WERE UNUSUALLY LONG? 564 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,500 THEY'RE A BIT MORE DISTENDED THAN THE AVERAGE TESTICLES. 565 00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:17,067 YOU GOT LONG-ASS BALLS, LARRY. 566 00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:18,900 LONG-BALL LARRY. THAT'S YOUR NEW NAME. 567 00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:20,867 LONG BALLS. WHO THE HELL KNEW? 568 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,967 LONG BALLS. CHANGE THE DRAWS. 569 00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:27,067 OKAY, FINE. I'LL WEAR THE NO-FLY ZONE. 570 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,967 - HEY, THANKS FOR GETTING ME THROUGH THIS SO FAST. - YEAH, MY PLEASURE. 571 00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:32,533 YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A DATE. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 572 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:35,333 OH YEAH, SPEAKING OF THAT, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA ICE YOUR TESTICLES, 573 00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:37,733 AND NO SEX FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. 574 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,600 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM FOR ME, BUT THANKS. 575 00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,133 THANKS FOR THE INFO. ALL RIGHT. 576 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:44,067 - GOOD LUCK. - THANKS. 577 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,967 MY MAN. 578 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:49,200 - I GOT LONG BALLS. - LONG-ASS BALLS. 579 00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:52,467 ( Lucy laughing ) 580 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,600 I'VE ACTUALLY TRAINED MY BODY NOT TO USE PUBLIC TOILETS. 581 00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:57,067 TRAINED IT. 582 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,467 SO I NEVER EVER HAVE TO GO WHEN I'M OUT OF MY HOUSE. 583 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,933 YEAH, I'M GETTING A RED FLAG HERE, LARRY. 584 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,900 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD SWITCH SIDES. BECAUSE THE GAME'S ON. 585 00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:05,267 - I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT IT. - WHY NOT? 586 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,867 BECAUSE I'M TIVOING IT. 587 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,867 - OH, HATE SPOILERS, RIGHT? - I CAN'T WATCH IT IF I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 588 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,900 - SO WHAT ELSE ABOUT YOU? - I'M A MAN OF MYSTERY. 589 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,133 - AND YOU'RE A JEW, RIGHT? - YEAH. 590 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,067 - 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE THOSE WHERE I COME FROM. - REALLY? 591 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,167 - NOPE. - SO I MUST BE QUITE FASCINATING TO YOU. 592 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,900 YOU ARE SO EXOTIC YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 593 00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:25,100 - REALLY? - YEAH. 594 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:26,600 IT'S LIKE A BLACK MAN IN SWEDEN. 595 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:28,767 - IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT. - RIGHT? 596 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,767 MR. AKIVO, YOUR TABLE'S READY. RIGHT THIS WAY PLEASE. 597 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,767 SORRY FOR THE WAIT. 598 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,467 OKAY, WE WERE DEFINITELY HERE AHEAD OF THEM. 599 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,867 - ABSOLUTELY. - HUH, WERE WE NOT? 600 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,367 - UH-HUH. - I'M GONNA TALK TO THE OWNER. 601 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,133 HEY, PRIMO. 602 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,200 MR. DAVID, GOOD EVENING. 603 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,533 WHAT'S GOING ON? ALL THESE PEOPLE I CAME IN AHEAD OF 604 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:47,600 ARE GETTING SEATED. HOW COME I'M NOT GETTING A TABLE? 605 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,867 ( sighs ) 606 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,667 MR. DAVID, 607 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,967 THERE IS NO TABLE. 608 00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:57,733 NO TABLE? HOW COME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO TABLE"? 609 00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:01,767 WE CHOSE CHERYL. 610 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:13,967 OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 611 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:15,400 IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 612 00:26:15,433 --> 00:26:18,167 - MINT? - YEAH. 613 00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,833 - TISSUE? - NO. 614 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:28,367 SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO NOW? 615 00:26:30,267 --> 00:26:32,333 WE COULD GO TO MY HOUSE. 616 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:34,933 YOUR HOUSE? 617 00:26:34,967 --> 00:26:37,800 SURE. IT'S JUST UP THE ROAD. 618 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:42,133 OH, RIGHT. 619 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,100 WHAT? 620 00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,933 MY TESTICLES GOT ENSNARED IN THE FLY OF MY UNDERWEAR, 621 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:50,733 AND THE DOCTOR SAID I CAN'T HAVE SEX FOR A WEEK. 622 00:26:50,767 --> 00:26:52,567 BUT WE CAN GO THERE FOR DINNER. 623 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,333 I WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT DINNER, YOU BIG ASSHOLE. 624 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:59,867 NO! NO! 625 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,767 ( stammers ) 626 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:22,067 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, NAME PLEASE. 627 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,733 - LARRY DAVID. SIMON'S PARTY, RIGHT? - YES. 628 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,833 - COOL. - SORRY, YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. 629 00:27:26,867 --> 00:27:29,867 THAT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE. I GOTTA BE ON THIS LIST. I'M A CLOSE FRIEND. 630 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,433 - MY WIFE IS IN THERE. - YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. I CAN'T LET YOU IN. 631 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,100 - COME ON, MAN. I'LL GIVE YOU $20. - $20? 632 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:36,067 IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST, I CAN'T LET YOU IN. SORRY. 633 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:38,167 - $40. - THAT'S INSULTING. 634 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,967 HEY. 635 00:27:41,067 --> 00:27:42,933 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 636 00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:44,567 YOU'RE INVITED? 637 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,400 NO, HE DIDN'T INVITE ME. I HAVE A GIG. 638 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,633 HE'S PAYING ME $10,000 TO DO A SET. IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. 639 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,067 - ARE YOU THE SPECIAL GUEST? - YEAH, SO WHAT? 640 00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:52,567 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 641 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,933 - IT'S $10,000. - HE'S GIVING YOU $10,000? 642 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:57,100 - YEAH, SO WHAT? - SO WHAT?! THAT'S MY MONEY. 643 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,167 I'M PAYING FOR YOU. YOU'RE MY MONEY. 644 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,900 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M YOUR MONEY? - DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 645 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:03,533 I GAVE HIM $10,000. HE'S GIVING IT TO YOU, SO I OWN YOU! 646 00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:05,100 THIS IS NOT SAN QUENTIN. I HAVE A GIG FOR CHRIST-- 647 00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:06,833 I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE NOT GOING IN! 648 00:28:06,867 --> 00:28:08,467 WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SO PERSONALLY?! THIS IS JUST BUSINESS! 649 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,233 NO, IT'S NOT BUSINESS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 650 00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,900 - YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE. - I AM GOING IN THERE. 651 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:13,500 - DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. - YOU'RE NOT GOING IN. 652 00:28:13,533 --> 00:28:15,500 - ( groaning ) - HEY, WHAT'S YOUR-- OH, COME ON. 653 00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:17,333 I HIT YOU IN THE THIGH, YOU BIG BABY. 654 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:19,067 LONG BALLS. 655 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,333 - LONG BALLS. - LONG BALLS. 656 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,333 ( groaning ) 657 00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:30,667 Announcer: Lakers down by two with seconds remaining. 658 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,300 He drives up the lane. 659 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,100 - ( static crackles ) - Blocked, rebound. Lakers.. 660 00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:35,800 ( silence ) 661 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,800 - Blocked, re-- - ( static crackling ) 662 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:39,333 ...lane. Blocked, re-- 663 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:41,800 Lakers-- Lakers-- Lakers... 664 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:56,333 ( theme music playing ) 665 00:28:56,333 --> 00:29:06,400 ( theme music playing ) 53494

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