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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,433 --> 00:00:08,533 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:16,767 - larry: okay, fine. - cheryl: let's go. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,300 - can I take a break? - no! 4 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:19,933 - why? - let's push through his. 5 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,600 Work it, come on, yeah, So we can get this done. 6 00:00:22,633 --> 00:00:25,200 This house feels Like a hotel to me. 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,300 - hotel, really? - yeah. 8 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:30,333 She's right about that. It's not as nice As the other house. 9 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:33,733 - larry: I agree with you. It's not as nice. - ( cell phone rings ) 10 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:37,633 Hi, ted. I know. No no, we're here. 11 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:40,200 We're in the middle Of it right now. 12 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,800 ( giggles ) I know. Can you believe it? 13 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,333 - you hear this? - hmm? 14 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,233 - she's talking To ted danson. - that was a guy? 15 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,133 - yeah. - I thought it was A girl. 16 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:53,233 - no no, they have little Chats on the cell phone. - no, they don't. 17 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,767 - they do all day long. - really? 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,700 Yeah, I'm telling you, It's unbelievable. 19 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,700 And when they're together, She goes like this. She gives him a slap. 20 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:02,633 - touching like that? - yeah, like a playful slap. 21 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:05,167 - oh, the flirtatious slap. - the flirtatious tap. 22 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,500 - really? - yeah. 23 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,933 - that's like sex For platonic friends. - yeah. 24 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:11,767 Because they can't touch Each other, it's forbidden. 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,833 So they're allowed To go like that. 26 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:16,967 - ( knock on door ) - all right, I'm done Helping you move. 27 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:19,900 - hey, thanks so much. Thank you. - my pleasure. 28 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:22,800 - are you going to The n.R.D.C. Opening tomorrow? - yeah yeah, of course. 29 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,133 You know, they're naming A wing after me. 30 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,600 - naming a wing? - yeah, I gave 'em a ton Of money. 31 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:29,433 - well, good for you. - I'll see you tomorrow. 32 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,433 - larry, larry david? - yeah. 33 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,533 Where's loretta? Loretta! 34 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:38,333 - ( boy shouts ) - peanut, peanut, boy! 35 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,333 Look at you, boy. Baby girl! 36 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,400 Oh my god, You all living large. 37 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,600 - what's up, sister? - boy, what you doing here? 38 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,467 What you doing here? 39 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,633 Uh-oh, I knew I smelled Some cooking. 40 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:52,500 Do I smell food? Come here, auntie. 41 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,967 ( all laughing ) 42 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:57,833 - who is this guy? - that's my brother leon. 43 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,500 What's up, girl? 44 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,300 Which room He gonna stay in? 45 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,433 - what? - which room he Gonna stay in? 46 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,700 - you can stay in my room, Uncle leon. - yeah, that's a good idea. 47 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:10,133 - let me get my bag. - show him where The room is at. 48 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,233 Auntie rae: all right. 49 00:02:12,267 --> 00:02:15,067 Come on, boy! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 50 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:18,100 - was he in the hurricane? - no, he lives here In l.A. 51 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:25,067 Cheryl! 52 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:30,433 Leon: Boy, I don't know. 53 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,567 I wonder if cooking Good is hereditary. 54 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,700 You know what I mean? 55 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,433 Yeah, see, loretta put Her foot in it this time. 56 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:39,300 Loretta put Her foot in it, Turned it around, 57 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,433 And kicked you In your own asshole. You feel me? 58 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:44,467 Watch your mouth In front of the children. 59 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,433 Looks good, don't it, Don't it? 60 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,267 Man, oh, man, what are You trying to do to your Family with this food? 61 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,833 - you're gonna kill 'em. - what you talking About, l.D.? 62 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,267 Come on, All that cholesterol. It's no good for you. 63 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,067 Larry, can I talk To you for a second? 64 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:01,867 Really think about Getting rid of all The bacon 65 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:03,867 And the sausage And everything. 66 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,267 I'm gonna think About eating it. 67 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,567 ( laughing ) 68 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,300 You crazy, girl! 69 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:14,500 I'm a little creeped out Right now. 70 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:18,267 Okay, I was just In leon's room putting Some flowers in there. 71 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,467 - leon's room? - yeah, and there's a... 72 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,967 There's a stain On the blanket. 73 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:29,067 - what kind of stain? What do you mean? - like when a guy... 74 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,267 You know, And does his business, And he's alone. 75 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:34,167 It's so gross. 76 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 - are you kidding? - no. 77 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:39,300 Hey, everybody in The family have Them big ones. 78 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,633 - first night In our house? - I know. 79 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:46,067 Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. 80 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:48,867 - no, oh, god. - what, are you kidding? 81 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,500 I don't want to some guy Staying here masturbating All over the place. 82 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:52,933 You can't talk To him about it. 83 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,533 - leon. - larry. 84 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:56,933 Can I talk To you for a second? 85 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:59,367 Excuse me, ladies. I shall return. 86 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,733 Oh my god. I gotta get something Over to... 87 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:05,233 All right. Man, I'm about to bust. 88 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:08,533 - enjoyed your breakfast? - larry, you know how To bring it. 89 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:10,667 - that's nice. - I'm about to blow up. 90 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,167 - I just spoke To my wife. - okay. 91 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,733 And she said she was Putting some flowers In your room. 92 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,867 And she found a stain... 93 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,233 On your blanket. 94 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,733 Stain on my blanket, huh? 95 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,700 What, like juice, 96 00:04:27,733 --> 00:04:29,700 Syrup, maybe syrup Or something like that? 97 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:32,067 Huh-uh, no. 98 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:34,567 Gravies maybe, something In the gravy category? 99 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,500 Huh-uh, no. 100 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,333 What kind of stain Was it? 101 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,633 - hmm? - ejaculate. 102 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,400 E-what? 103 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:45,800 Ejaculate. 104 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,333 Ajackalit. 105 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:50,100 Not ajackalit. Ejaculate. 106 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,833 Ejaculate? 107 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,800 Cum stain. Cum. 108 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,867 Cum stain. 109 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,133 What kind of cum Was it, first of all? 110 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,200 What do you mean, What kind of cum? Cum's cum. 111 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,167 - cum is not cum, larry. - cum's cum. 112 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,400 It couldn't have Been mine. Know why? 'cause I gets mine, larry. 113 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,400 I brings the ruckus To the ladies. 114 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:13,900 Okay, so you're Denying this. Is that it? 115 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,933 First of all, Look around this Place, man. 116 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,400 Are there any visuals Around here to jack off to? 117 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:20,167 All we have Is basic cable, right? 118 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,233 What am I doing, Jacking off to "Andy griffith"? 119 00:05:22,267 --> 00:05:24,067 Jacking off to clara, Huh? 120 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,400 - you mean aunt bea? - aunt bea, clara, whoever. 121 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:29,200 - who's clara? - who's the lady Who answer the phone? 122 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,667 - I don't know. - is that her name, Clara? 123 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,167 I don't know clara. I know aunt bea. 124 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,233 Nobody wanna jack off To no damn aunt bea. 125 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,200 I don't remember Any beauties on That show, frankly. 126 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,800 It's not my cum, Larry. 127 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:42,067 - okay? - okay. 128 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:47,567 So, yeah, just get The blanket clean. 129 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,800 - this is it? - that's all, yeah. 130 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:53,067 What are you doing? What are you doing? 131 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,667 You want me To clean the blanket. 132 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,867 Yeah, so just Throw it in the bin. You don't need to... 133 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,067 I don't have a bin, larry. I have to look at it To see what kind 134 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,633 - of cleaning-- - you don't need To inspect it. 135 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,900 Larry, do you want me To clean the blanket Or not? 136 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,367 What are you doing? You throw it in. 137 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,800 Oh... ( laughing ) 138 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,533 Okay, I had nothing To do with that. 139 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,267 Sure, larry, Whatever you say. 140 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,100 No, somebody's staying At my house, and I'm sure He did that. 141 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:23,467 Larry, I could give a shit If it was santa claus. I'm just trying to get it off. 142 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,167 No, I'm just telling you, Okay, that I had nothing To do with that. 143 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,967 - that's not my stain. All right, fine. - okay okay. 144 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,233 You look very cute When you're all blushy. 145 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,833 - you think I'm gonna tell? I'm your friend, larry. - I didn't do it. 146 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:39,233 I'm not gonna lie About that. 147 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:41,767 You're really insane, You know? 148 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,967 Larry. 149 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,133 I don't see My yankee jersey... 150 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,233 - by the way. - huh. 151 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:53,867 - see that? - wow, it must Be gone then. 152 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,833 I'm sorry, larry. 153 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:57,500 What? 154 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,800 What? It happens, Larry. That's what Happens sometimes. 155 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,867 No no no, you don't understand. That's joe pepitone's jersey. 156 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,900 I've had that jersey Since I was a kid. Number 25. 157 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:09,400 It's gone. Somebody else must Have taken it. 158 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,267 Well, do you think They'll return it? 159 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,100 Larry, in all The many years I've worked here 160 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,600 At the dry cleaners, No one ever returns Anything. 161 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:21,467 Sometimes you get home And you have something That isn't yours, 162 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,333 And sometimes something Of yours gets taken. 163 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,833 That's just the unwritten Law of dry cleaning. 164 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:28,467 Everyone knows that. 165 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,067 - really? - really. 166 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,967 Well, I don't subscribe To that law. 167 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,067 Oh, well, then maybe you Should change it. 168 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,867 - maybe I will. - good. 169 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,767 I'll have your Semen-covered Blanket ready 170 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,400 On wednesday. 171 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:51,200 Larry: so I confronted him. Of course he denied it, 172 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,100 But I mean, come on, Give me a break. 173 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:56,133 He was in the room. I mean, who else Could it be? 174 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,133 You gotta kick him out, Hands down. 175 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,900 First night In the house. 176 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,267 Hey hey, I did it. 177 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,233 Come on, No big deal. 178 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,667 You did it? 179 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,600 Yeah, did it, Yep, me. 180 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:13,067 - are you serious? - yeah, what's the big deal? 181 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:14,633 What's the big deal? 182 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,067 It was passover At your house. 183 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,433 I was drinking A little bit, 184 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:19,933 Had some manischewitz, You know? 185 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,633 Feeling good, And I was away From the table. 186 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:25,567 I got an erection. I took care of it Before I came back. 187 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,500 I didn't want to come Back to the table with An erection at passover. 188 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,400 - are you out of your mind? - no, it's no big deal. 189 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,200 - passover? - it's not like yom kippur. 190 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:36,133 - I would never do it On the high holidays. - he wouldn't do it 191 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,667 - on a high holiday. - no, I wouldn't. 192 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:38,967 You're like a monkey. 193 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,067 - a monkey. - you are. 194 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,700 - you didn't do a very Good job of cleaning up. - I did the best I could. 195 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,600 - that's the best you could? - I had to get back To the table. 196 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:48,700 They were doing the four Questions and I love The four questions. 197 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,067 Gotta get back. It's very important. 198 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,267 - I love the four questions. - this is unbelievable. 199 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,933 - no big deal. - it is a big deal. 200 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,900 Come to my house and do it. What do I give a shit? 201 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,833 Come on over and whack off. Have a good time. 202 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,067 ( all laugh ) 203 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,400 Oh, listen, 204 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,833 I left my sunglasses At your house. I need 'em Desperately. 205 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:06,900 - all right, I'll look for 'em. - don't let him in your house. 206 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,433 - hi, guys. - hey! 207 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,800 - look at you. - no, look at you. 208 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,767 - you are miss nrdc. - look at you! 209 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,767 - well, thank you. - you make me wanna Save the planet. 210 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,933 - so, should we go in, - okay, let's go in. 211 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,067 See the new wing? 212 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,500 Call me, actually. I have something To tell you. 213 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:26,200 - I've got something To tell you, too. - oh, saying hello? 214 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,100 - hello. - oh, hi. 215 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:35,433 Why are you and ted Always kind of hitting Each other all the time? 216 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,900 All this playful hitting? All that stuff? 217 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:40,200 It's not a conscious thing. I don't know. 218 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,267 I'm expressive With my hands. 219 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,967 - hey... - ( gasps ) 220 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,167 - cheryl: larry david. That's great. - huh? 221 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,433 - never had a wing before. - I know. 222 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:53,500 That's pretty good. Pretty good. 223 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:57,133 - it's your night to shine. - yeah yeah, it's great. 224 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:06,767 What is that? "Wing donated By anonymous." 225 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,433 - yeah, yeah. - anonymous? 226 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,600 I'm not crazy about that. Now it looks like... 227 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:16,833 Just looks like I did mine For the credit 228 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:20,667 As opposed to, you know, Mr. Wonderful "Anonymous." 229 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,800 I know who it is. 230 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,567 It's ted. 231 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,200 Ted is anonymous. 232 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,533 What are you, Kidding? 233 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,300 No, isn't that great? 234 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,833 He donated a whole wing And didn't want Anybody to know. 235 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:41,233 Well, he told you, So he apparently Wanted somebody to know. 236 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,933 He told me, okay? 237 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,900 Who else did he tell? How do you know he Just told you? 238 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:48,333 The point is that He didn't need All the fanfare-- 239 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,067 Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare. 240 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,967 You're saying I like fanfare? 241 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,967 He can tell a few people. He just doesn't need The whole world to know 242 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,500 That he donated All this money. 243 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,500 You know what? I didn't need the world To know, either. 244 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,800 Nobody told me that I could be anonymous And tell people. 245 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,067 I would have taken That option, okay? 246 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:07,400 You can't have it halfway. You're either anonymous Or you're not. 247 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,533 - what is it? - people are pointing out 248 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,800 - there's larry david's wing. - oh, yeah, there's larry david, 249 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,067 The guy who has To have his name up On the wall, 250 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,933 As opposed To mr. Anonymous, 251 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,467 But was really ted. 252 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,767 - I'm proud of you. - anonymous. 253 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,500 It's fake philanthropy, And it's faux anonymity. 254 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,233 What do you think About that? 255 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,467 Oh, I want to go talk To senator boxer. 256 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,533 I'll be right back. 257 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,600 - hi. - hi, larry. 258 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:37,133 - hello, senator. - it is good to see you. 259 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,067 Senator, I wanted To talk to you 260 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,733 About an issue 261 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,467 That doesn't really Get a lot of play In the papers. 262 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,700 Well, tell me 'cause I like new issues. 263 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:51,333 Okay, I'm talking About what's going on 264 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,667 At the dry cleaners. 265 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:56,067 What's going on At the dry cleaners, larry? 266 00:11:56,067 --> 00:12:00,067 Well, what happens is Sometimes they'll give Your item 267 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,500 To someone else And then that Person owns it 268 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:06,067 And walks around In it, and you Have no recourse. 269 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,667 And there's no oversight. It's just complete chaos 270 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,733 In the dry cleaning industry, As I see it. 271 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,067 Larry, the thing About it is 272 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,833 That sometimes You get an item 273 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,433 That isn't yours And sometimes you Lose an item. 274 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,233 So at the End of the day, It balances out. 275 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,667 Yeah, well, it's not Balancing out for me, Senator. 276 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,633 I never get an item, And you know what? 277 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,433 If I got it, I would return it, 278 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,967 Because I think the whole System is flawed. 279 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:32,067 Larry, you see These slacks? 280 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:34,300 See 'em? 281 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,833 Dry cleaners. 282 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,100 Those are Somebody else's pants? 283 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,200 Well, They're mine now. 284 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,667 - you're part Of the problem, senator. - please don't-- 285 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,367 - isn't he great? - ted. 286 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,600 - oh, you know Each other, right. - oh, yeah. 287 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,567 You look fabulous! 288 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,667 You are such a hero. 289 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,867 - you are, barbara. - you know when you founded The oceans foundation, 290 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,700 You changed everything Because his kids couldn't Swim in the bay. 291 00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,067 Oh oh, the poor Little kids. 292 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,233 They couldn't swim In the bay. 293 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,867 Oh, what about The 400-foot pool They could swim in? 294 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,967 That wasn't available To them at the time? 295 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,100 Well, you know, Could I just say, 296 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,967 That aside, Look at this. 297 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,333 Anonymous. You really-- I know. I know. 298 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,800 I didn't say-- Larry, did you know 299 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,500 This anonymous is ted? 300 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,467 - yeah, I did. - the point I want To make is: 301 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,900 You didn't need To do this. 302 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,200 - that's true. He didn't. - he didn't. 303 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,600 But that's why I kept my name off, 304 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,833 Because I think It's the exhibit. 305 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,900 It's the issue that needs To stand forward, not me. 306 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,100 - and you're so passionate About the issue. - thank you. 307 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,533 You know, Too many people 308 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,967 Don't do things out Of the goodness-- 309 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,533 They want the credit. 310 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,100 You are number one In my book, ted danson. 311 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,100 - senator. - please don't forget-- 312 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,067 I've gotta run. Bye, larry. Bye, ted. 313 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,567 - so sweet. Bye, darling. - see you later. 314 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,867 - yeah, bye. - right this way. 315 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,300 Wow, wow. 316 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,367 - I didn't expect that. - what is this bullshit? 317 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,833 - what? - anonymous. Give me a break. 318 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,800 If you're anonymous, How come people know About it? 319 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,600 I told maybe one Or two people, 320 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,233 Friends that I Didn't think I wanted To have a secret. 321 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,233 I have a feeling Everybody in this Room knows. 322 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,667 Can I have your Attention, everybody? 323 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,667 We're gonna start The ceremony and senator Barbara boxer would like 324 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,467 - to say a few words. - thank you so much. 325 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,233 This is a night To thank two very Special people... 326 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,200 - you know, you're full of shit. - you're a fucking asshole. 327 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,567 - so one is larry david. - anonymous. 328 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,067 Larry david. 329 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,067 We are very thrilled With his contribution, 330 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:33,467 - and the other is Anonymous. - ( cheering ) 331 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,733 So you know not One person, 332 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,767 Not one thanked me For the donation. 333 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,133 Are you aware of that? 334 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,733 Next time I give money To anybody 335 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,300 It'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. 336 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,900 And I'm going To tell everybody. 337 00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,067 I know who The masturbator was. 338 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,967 Jeff. 339 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,067 Uh-huh. 340 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,833 - ted danson told you that. - it doesn't matter. 341 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,800 Oh my god. That's really Unbelievable. 342 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,900 - you know What's unbelievable? - that's unbelievable. 343 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:22,300 Is that your friend would Think that's it's okay 344 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,667 To come over to our house And jerk off. 345 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,767 - he's had too much To drink, you know... - too much to drink? 346 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,400 - yeah, he was drunk. - well I've had Drinks before, 347 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,933 And I didn't go over To somebody's house 348 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,700 - and masturbate In the guest room. - well, good for you. 349 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,433 And by the way, 350 00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,200 Jeff is banned From our house. 351 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,100 - you're banning him From the house? - yeah. 352 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,133 He is not welcome In our house anymore. 353 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,700 I tell you what: I'd rather have 354 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,833 The masturbator In the house than The gossiper. 355 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,500 Well, you obviously Weren't going to tell Me, larry. 356 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,867 I would have told you On the way home or waited Until I got in the house, 357 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,200 - oh, right. - so we'd have a good laugh Over it later. 358 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,567 - a laugh? - well, whatever. 359 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,700 - did you really think-- - no probably not. 360 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:02,967 That's hilarious-- "Hey, cheryl, guess who jerked Off on our blanket? 361 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,733 It was jeff. Isn't that hilarious?" Yeah. 362 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,433 Yeah, that's a fun ride home. 363 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,267 Heya, what's going on? 364 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,700 Tch... 365 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,367 It's crazy, really, but, 366 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,100 I-- you know. ( sighs ) 367 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,067 Um... 368 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,967 Cheryl found out About the stain On the blanket. 369 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,267 How could she find out? You-- 370 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,533 You didn't tell her. 371 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,067 No. 372 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,733 Ted danson? 373 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,400 Yeah, her girlfriend ted! 374 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,433 - why would he do do Something like that? - I don't know. 375 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,433 - that's unbelievable! - I don't understand that! 376 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,933 - that was a private moment! - absolutely. 377 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,767 - and then he's gossiping? - what a little yenta! 378 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800 That's crazy! 379 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,067 Now how am I gonna Look cheryl in the eye? 380 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,333 How can the four of us Ever go out again? 381 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,200 That's another thing. 382 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:04,067 She's uh-- she was Pretty upset, and, uh... 383 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:08,333 She's banned you From the house. 384 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:12,300 - cheryl banned me From your house? - you're banned. 385 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,767 What the hell is going on? 386 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,767 Oh, hey, suz'. 387 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,067 - larr'. - hi, how are you? 388 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,867 What do you mean cheryl Banned you from the house? 389 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,333 - who just said--? - I heard you! 390 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,733 Don't try to bullshit me! Why, what happened? 391 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,533 What's gonna happen If I don't tell? 392 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,500 I'll call cheryl And find out. 393 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:31,700 - what the fuck difference Does it make? - well, okay. 394 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,967 Last passover... 395 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,133 You what?! 396 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:40,767 You jerked off In their house? 397 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,067 - yeah. - oh, that is sick! 398 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:46,967 You have wrought your semen Outside our home, jeff? 399 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,900 - yeah. - that's adultery! 400 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,467 - that's cheating on me! - when did-- 401 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,567 You masturbate in this house And this house alone! Maybe a hotel. 402 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,300 Not at a friend's house! 403 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,900 I have to agree With her, really. 404 00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,367 You know what, larry? I can handle this. 405 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,933 He's my husband. Shut the fuck up, okay? 406 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,567 - okay. - it's sick, jeff! 407 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,433 You don't jerk off In somebody else's home! 408 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,967 And cheryl kicked him out? 409 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,267 - yeah, she banned him. - really? 410 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,600 Who the fuck is she To tell my husband What to do? 411 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,233 - I punish my husband! - I could not agree more With you. 412 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,067 - thank you very much, larry. - you're right. 413 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,767 Ban him from The house? 414 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,167 - fuck you, ban him From the house. - fuck you, yeah, absolutely. 415 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,100 I will take care Of you in my own way. 416 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,133 And you know what? Jeff is banned from Your house? 417 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,733 You are banned From my house. 418 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,733 Get the fuck out! 419 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,533 - what? What are you-- - get the fuck out Of my house! 420 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,333 Be gone with you! Out! 421 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,600 If he's banned, you're banned! 422 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,800 - you're banning me? - yes, I am banning you. 423 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,967 - you're banning me From your house? - yes I am. 424 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,200 - okay, fine. I'm banned! - good! 425 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,567 Don't come back! 426 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,767 Don't worry, I won't! 427 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:51,067 ( kids squealing, screaming ) 428 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,367 - boo! - it's a ghost! Don't let him get me! 429 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,867 What the hell's Going on here? Oh, hell no! 430 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,567 - I will take you out! - ( screaming ) 431 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,300 The days are over where you Been terrorizing my people! 432 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,700 - it's me! - me who? 433 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:07,267 Larry david! What are you doing Up under this klan sheet? 434 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,300 - what? - mm-hmm. 435 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,633 Oh my god, no no no. 436 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,600 - we were playing ghosts. - ghosts? 437 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,800 Where I come from, You see somebody In a sheet, 438 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,867 Ghost is not the first Thing you think about. 439 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,633 You think about k.K.K. 440 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,433 - k.K.K.? - yeah. 441 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,867 ( laughs ) Come on, are you kidding? 442 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,567 Scared me Half to death, larry. 443 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,533 Okay, you can get off now. 444 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,200 - all right. Well, Help me, love. - go ahead. 445 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,667 I'll get these groceries... 446 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,900 Hey, jeff's sunglasses. 447 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,867 - hey, leon! - what up? 448 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,200 What are you doing? You want to take a ride With me? 449 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,233 I gotta return Jeff's sunglasses. He left them here. 450 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,700 I got some stuff To tell you anyway. 451 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,167 All right, larry. Hold on. 452 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,933 Give me two minutes, larry. 453 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,300 Ho ho ho! So it's Jeff been jackin' off? 454 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,367 That's the Jackoff suspect, huh? 455 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,267 Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry. 456 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,333 That's some fucked-up shit Right there, man. 457 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,867 I know. I owe you one. 458 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,367 You damn right You owe me one. 459 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,600 - okay, so we're cool? - we're cool, man. 460 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,400 Okay. Hey, leon... 461 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,733 - you see that guy? - that guy right there? 462 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,533 Larry: In the yankee jersey. 463 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,733 Number 25-- that's My jersey! Joe pepitone! 464 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:23,833 - what? - the dry cleaner Gave it to him. 465 00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,000 He never gave it back. 466 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,767 That's some bullshit Right there. 467 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,433 - I'm going to Handle this shit. - what are you doing? 468 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,767 - I'm gonna get your Shit back for you, man. - what are you talking about? 469 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,600 Be cool, larry. I'm gonna get that Shit back for you. 470 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,733 Leon! 471 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,400 Yeah! 472 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,600 ( laughing ) yeah, That's how I do it, baby! 473 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,867 Ha ha ha! Joe pepitone up In this motherfucker. 474 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,833 Jesus. Nice goin', man. 475 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,400 - that's how I doos it, baby. - nice going. 476 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,767 - that's how I Doos it, larry. - I like it. 477 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,133 What do you want? 478 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,367 Jeff's glasses. 479 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,933 Found them in my house. 480 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,900 He mentioned it to me So I thought I'd return them. 481 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,700 All right, fine, Thank you. 482 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:35,867 - um... I know I'm banned From the house and all-- - yeah? 483 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,767 Think I could use Your bathroom? 484 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,633 No, a ban is a ban. What, does my word Mean nothing? 485 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,100 I really gotta go. 486 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,767 All right, I will Temporarily lift The ban. 487 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,767 In out-- quick! 488 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,433 Beautiful. Thank you. 489 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,200 - ( thumps ) - what the fuck?! 490 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,233 Ow! ( groans ) 491 00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:56,500 - it was a playful tap! - what are you, Nine years old 492 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:59,633 In fourth grade? Get your fuckin' hands Off of me! 493 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,100 ( groans ) 494 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,200 - it was a playful tap. - get in and out! 495 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,700 Leon: so what are we Gonna do now, 496 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:10,833 Get me a new blanket, New bed, all that shit? 497 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,367 Leon, I'm not Getting you a new bed. 498 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,100 Come on, man. That's crazy. 499 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,633 That's crazy right there. 500 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,900 - that mattress is tainted! - hey, wait a second. 501 00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,800 Oh my god! There's another Joe pepitone jersey! 502 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,200 This is unbelievable. 503 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:25,233 Is it possible there's Two of these things? 504 00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,900 - can't be two. - let me check the size. 505 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,333 - 44. - 44? 506 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:32,367 No, mine's 42. 507 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,633 This can't be my jersey. That's my jersey. 508 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:39,333 Okay, well let's get The right shirt then. How 'bout that? 509 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,867 All right, I can handle that Right now. 510 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,633 That guy right there. It's his shirt. 511 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:05,100 We're definitely taking The damn shirt. 512 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,100 - larry? - huh? 513 00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,100 Larry david? Hey hey hey. 514 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,100 Hey, it's merle-- Merle berger 515 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,733 From the n.R.D.C. Function The other night. 516 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,067 Oh, merle! Hey! 517 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,633 Hey, did you send That guy over to take My jersey? 518 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,967 Well, I didn't really Send him. 519 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,933 He kind of went off On his own. 520 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,700 He just took the jersey Off my back! 521 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,767 I don't think it's Really your jersey, Though, is it, merle? 522 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,767 What do you mean? I was wearing it. 523 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,200 Did you get that jersey From the dry cleaner? 524 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,233 Yeah, I got it-- I got it from the dry cleaner. 525 00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:37,333 Okay, merle, that jersey Is my jersey. 526 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:40,633 I brought it into That dry cleaner and they Gave it to you by mistake. 527 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,400 - but you didn't return it. - yeah, but that's the law Of the dry cleaners. 528 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,067 You know, you win some, You lose some. 529 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,367 - that's the way it works. - that doesn't work out With me. 530 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,967 I never get any stuff From the dry cleaner. 531 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:51,100 The only mistakes they make With me are to give my stuff To other people. 532 00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,067 That's not my fault. I've lost tons of stuff 533 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,767 At the dry cleaners. I lost drapes! 534 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,167 Well, I'm sorry for Your losses but you're Not gonna make it up now. 535 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,833 If you got a problem With this 536 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,367 Why don't you just Write your congressperson? 537 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,700 Yeah, well I spoke To senator boxer. How about that? 538 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,467 Oh, that's great. And what did she say? 539 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,100 She said... 540 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,700 That she's gonna go to Washington and take care Of this problem. 541 00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:14,700 Okay, you know what? 542 00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,367 I'm on the board at the n.R.D.C. 543 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,900 And your name's Coming off that wall. 544 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,600 How would you like that? 545 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,267 You're gonna Take my name Off the wall? 546 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,700 - yeah, I'm gonna-- - no! You wouldn't. 547 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:25,200 Oh, you bet I would. 548 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:27,167 - okay, go ahead, do it. - I'm gonna do it! 549 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,933 And why don't you Put up "Anonymous" Instead? 550 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,867 I will. That's a perfect idea. 551 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,133 - yeah, really? Go ahead and do it. - I have a lot of pull. 552 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,500 - okay, let's see. - good. 553 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:35,867 You come by there Next monday, 554 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,567 It's gonna say "Anonymous" On the wall. 555 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,600 - okay, good! Don't forget. - I'm not! 556 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:46,067 Leon: okay. Joe pepitone! ( laughs ) 557 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,567 We got a matching set, man. 558 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,233 ( screaming ) 559 00:24:55,267 --> 00:24:56,733 Mom! 560 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,100 What's wrong, Sammy, darling? 561 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:05,100 Leon: mmm! Bam! 562 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,333 Bam! 563 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,367 - war. - war. 564 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,767 ( together ) I declare war! 565 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,767 Boom! Aw! 566 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400 All right! What'd I get? 567 00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:14,200 Take it. Peanut, grab that door! 568 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,600 Get the door, peanut! 569 00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:17,567 I just want to do My thing, larry. 570 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,233 What is your thing? 571 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,967 I'm gonna be A director, man-- 572 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,700 Action movies, All that stuff, man. 573 00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:24,467 Larry: You know you can't just Go right into that. 574 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,567 You gotta get something In production, you Know what I mean? 575 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,300 Leon: Oh. Oh, man. 576 00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,900 This is a new low, Even for you, larry. 577 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,067 Huh? 578 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,400 You came over yesterday, You went to the bathroom 579 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:39,833 And you choked it On sammy's teddy bear 580 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:43,500 As some kind of revenge Masturbatory payback! 581 00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:46,933 - okay, I didn't do that-- - oh, bullshit! You're A fucking liar! 582 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,067 - what, I did that? - yes you did! 583 00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,067 Larry: are you crazy? 584 00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,933 It's that jackalit, Right? 585 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,433 Who the fuck is this? 586 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,067 That's leon, Loretta's brother. 587 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100 What's up what's up, What's up what's up? Mmm. 588 00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:59,233 I tell you one thing: I like A woman with a smart-ass mouth Like that. 589 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,233 - yeah, well fuck you too! - mmm. You handle yourself. 590 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:03,833 That's beside The point, leon. This is sick, 591 00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:07,267 This is perverse, And I think this is The lowest you've ever gone. 592 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,733 - come on, I didn't do that. - oh really, then who did? 593 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:12,500 - I don't know. - just some anonymous person? 594 00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:14,067 Who's anonymous, then? 595 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:17,533 - cheryl: oh, I know Who anonymous is. - who? 596 00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,100 - it's ted danson. - how do you know? 597 00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:22,500 Well, he told me, But he told me not To tell anybody. 598 00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,400 That's how he likes to do it. Makes him feel better About himself. 599 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,933 Danson?! 600 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,700 Oh, that's disgusting! 601 00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:31,900 That is just disgusting! 602 00:26:31,933 --> 00:26:34,600 What a perv, man! Actors! 603 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:37,600 - ( door slams ) - boom! War. 604 00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:39,667 ( together ) I declare-- 605 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,667 - boom! - --war. 606 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:45,933 ( classical music playing ) 607 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,367 ( doorbell rings ) 608 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,633 I'll get it. 609 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,467 Ted, it's suzie for you. 610 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,500 I wonder what she wants. 611 00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:13,433 - hey, larr, how are you? - hi kathy. 612 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,433 - how are you doing, man? - good. 613 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,067 Hey, I wanted to tell you I heard that you took your Name off the nrdc building 614 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,333 And had it replaced With anonymous. 615 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:25,067 I think it's so wonderful. I admire you so much for that. 616 00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:28,967 Kathy, I get plenty of fanfare. I don't need the fanfare, You know? 617 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,200 - good for you, larry. - I really don't. 618 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,300 As a matter of fact, I hope you don't mind 619 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,067 That I told a few people That you were the anonymous Person. 620 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,067 I hope that's okay That I let that slip out. 621 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,833 Well, I can't really Tell you what to do, But I-- yeah... 622 00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,733 People should know You're anonymous. 623 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,300 - you're a great guy, larry-- - well, if you want to Tell people go ahead. 624 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:49,067 - you know, it's up to you. - I have already and I Might continue. 625 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,933 - continue away. - all right, I will. 626 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,400 - thank you. - take care, honey. 627 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:54,767 - bye bye. - bye. 628 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,567 Man whispering: It's that guy. That's the guy. 629 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,467 Hey! That's the guy! 630 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,867 That's that bald guy That took my jersey! 631 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,200 You gotta let me in! 632 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:39,667 These people Are chasing me! 633 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,600 Sir, the building's closed. I can't help you. 634 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:44,300 No no, I'm larry david. That's my wing! 635 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,200 - that says "Anonymous." - I'm anonymous! 636 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,600 I'm anonymous! 637 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:50,633 I'm Anonymous! 638 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,267 Larry david is anonymous! 639 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,200 ( theme music playing ) 49676

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