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( theme music playing )
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- larry: okay, fine.
- cheryl: let's go.
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- can I take a break?
- no!
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- why?
- let's push through his.
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Work it, come on, yeah,
So we can get this done.
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This house feels
Like a hotel to me.
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- hotel, really?
- yeah.
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She's right about that.
It's not as nice
As the other house.
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- larry: I agree with you.
It's not as nice.
- ( cell phone rings )
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Hi, ted. I know.
No no, we're here.
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We're in the middle
Of it right now.
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( giggles ) I know.
Can you believe it?
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- you hear this?
- hmm?
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- she's talking
To ted danson.
- that was a guy?
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- yeah.
- I thought it was
A girl.
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- no no, they have little
Chats on the cell phone.
- no, they don't.
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- they do all day long.
- really?
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Yeah, I'm telling you,
It's unbelievable.
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And when they're together,
She goes like this.
She gives him a slap.
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- touching like that?
- yeah, like a playful slap.
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- oh, the flirtatious slap.
- the flirtatious tap.
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- really?
- yeah.
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- that's like sex
For platonic friends.
- yeah.
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Because they can't touch
Each other, it's forbidden.
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So they're allowed
To go like that.
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- ( knock on door )
- all right, I'm done
Helping you move.
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- hey, thanks so much.
Thank you.
- my pleasure.
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- are you going to
The n.R.D.C. Opening tomorrow?
- yeah yeah, of course.
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You know, they're naming
A wing after me.
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- naming a wing?
- yeah, I gave 'em a ton
Of money.
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- well, good for you.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
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- larry, larry david?
- yeah.
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Where's loretta?
Loretta!
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- ( boy shouts )
- peanut, peanut, boy!
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Look at you, boy.
Baby girl!
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Oh my god,
You all living large.
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- what's up, sister?
- boy, what you doing here?
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What you doing here?
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Uh-oh, I knew I smelled
Some cooking.
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Do I smell food?
Come here, auntie.
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( all laughing )
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- who is this guy?
- that's my brother leon.
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What's up, girl?
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Which room
He gonna stay in?
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- what?
- which room he
Gonna stay in?
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- you can stay in my room,
Uncle leon.
- yeah, that's a good idea.
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- let me get my bag.
- show him where
The room is at.
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Auntie rae: all right.
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Come on, boy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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- was he in the hurricane?
- no, he lives here
In l.A.
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Cheryl!
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Leon:
Boy, I don't know.
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I wonder if cooking
Good is hereditary.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, see, loretta put
Her foot in it this time.
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Loretta put
Her foot in it,
Turned it around,
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And kicked you
In your own asshole.
You feel me?
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Watch your mouth
In front of the children.
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Looks good, don't it,
Don't it?
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Man, oh, man, what are
You trying to do to your
Family with this food?
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- you're gonna kill 'em.
- what you talking
About, l.D.?
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Come on,
All that cholesterol.
It's no good for you.
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Larry, can I talk
To you for a second?
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Really think about
Getting rid of all
The bacon
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And the sausage
And everything.
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I'm gonna think
About eating it.
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( laughing )
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You crazy, girl!
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I'm a little creeped out
Right now.
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Okay, I was just
In leon's room putting
Some flowers in there.
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- leon's room?
- yeah, and there's a...
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There's a stain
On the blanket.
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- what kind of stain?
What do you mean?
- like when a guy...
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You know,
And does his business,
And he's alone.
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It's so gross.
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- are you kidding?
- no.
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Hey, everybody in
The family have
Them big ones.
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- first night
In our house?
- I know.
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Okay,
I'm gonna talk to him.
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- no, oh, god.
- what, are you kidding?
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I don't want to some guy
Staying here masturbating
All over the place.
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You can't talk
To him about it.
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- leon.
- larry.
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Can I talk
To you for a second?
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Excuse me, ladies.
I shall return.
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Oh my god.
I gotta get something
Over to...
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All right.
Man, I'm about to bust.
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- enjoyed your breakfast?
- larry, you know how
To bring it.
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- that's nice.
- I'm about to blow up.
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- I just spoke
To my wife.
- okay.
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And she said she was
Putting some flowers
In your room.
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And she found a stain...
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On your blanket.
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Stain on my blanket, huh?
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What, like juice,
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Syrup, maybe syrup
Or something like that?
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Huh-uh, no.
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Gravies maybe, something
In the gravy category?
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Huh-uh, no.
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What kind of stain
Was it?
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- hmm?
- ejaculate.
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E-what?
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Ejaculate.
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Ajackalit.
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Not ajackalit.
Ejaculate.
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Ejaculate?
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Cum stain. Cum.
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Cum stain.
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What kind of cum
Was it, first of all?
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What do you mean,
What kind of cum?
Cum's cum.
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- cum is not cum, larry.
- cum's cum.
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It couldn't have
Been mine. Know why?
'cause I gets mine, larry.
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I brings the ruckus
To the ladies.
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Okay, so you're
Denying this.
Is that it?
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First of all,
Look around this
Place, man.
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Are there any visuals
Around here to jack off to?
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All we have
Is basic cable, right?
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What am I doing,
Jacking off to
"Andy griffith"?
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Jacking off to clara,
Huh?
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- you mean aunt bea?
- aunt bea, clara, whoever.
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- who's clara?
- who's the lady
Who answer the phone?
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- I don't know.
- is that her name,
Clara?
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I don't know clara.
I know aunt bea.
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Nobody wanna jack off
To no damn aunt bea.
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I don't remember
Any beauties on
That show, frankly.
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It's not my cum,
Larry.
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- okay?
- okay.
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So, yeah, just get
The blanket clean.
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- this is it?
- that's all, yeah.
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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You want me
To clean the blanket.
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Yeah, so just
Throw it in the bin.
You don't need to...
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I don't have a bin, larry.
I have to look at it
To see what kind
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- of cleaning--
- you don't need
To inspect it.
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Larry, do you want me
To clean the blanket
Or not?
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What are you doing?
You throw it in.
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Oh... ( laughing )
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Okay, I had nothing
To do with that.
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Sure, larry,
Whatever you say.
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No, somebody's staying
At my house, and I'm sure
He did that.
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Larry, I could give a shit
If it was santa claus.
I'm just trying to get it off.
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No, I'm just telling you,
Okay, that I had nothing
To do with that.
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- that's not my stain.
All right, fine.
- okay okay.
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You look very cute
When you're all blushy.
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- you think I'm gonna tell?
I'm your friend, larry.
- I didn't do it.
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I'm not gonna lie
About that.
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You're really insane,
You know?
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Larry.
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I don't see
My yankee jersey...
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- by the way.
- huh.
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- see that?
- wow, it must
Be gone then.
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I'm sorry, larry.
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What?
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What? It happens,
Larry. That's what
Happens sometimes.
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No no no, you don't understand.
That's joe pepitone's jersey.
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I've had that jersey
Since I was a kid.
Number 25.
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It's gone.
Somebody else must
Have taken it.
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Well, do you think
They'll return it?
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Larry, in all
The many years
I've worked here
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At the dry cleaners,
No one ever returns
Anything.
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Sometimes you get home
And you have something
That isn't yours,
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And sometimes something
Of yours gets taken.
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That's just the unwritten
Law of dry cleaning.
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Everyone knows that.
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- really?
- really.
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Well, I don't subscribe
To that law.
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Oh, well, then maybe you
Should change it.
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- maybe I will.
- good.
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I'll have your
Semen-covered
Blanket ready
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On wednesday.
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Larry: so I confronted him.
Of course he denied it,
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But I mean, come on,
Give me a break.
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He was in the room.
I mean, who else
Could it be?
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You gotta kick him out,
Hands down.
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First night
In the house.
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Hey hey, I did it.
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Come on,
No big deal.
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You did it?
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Yeah, did it,
Yep, me.
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- are you serious?
- yeah, what's the big deal?
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What's the big deal?
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It was passover
At your house.
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I was drinking
A little bit,
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Had some manischewitz,
You know?
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Feeling good,
And I was away
From the table.
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I got an erection.
I took care of it
Before I came back.
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I didn't want to come
Back to the table with
An erection at passover.
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- are you out of your mind?
- no, it's no big deal.
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- passover?
- it's not like yom kippur.
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- I would never do it
On the high holidays.
- he wouldn't do it
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- on a high holiday.
- no, I wouldn't.
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You're like a monkey.
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- a monkey.
- you are.
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- you didn't do a very
Good job of cleaning up.
- I did the best I could.
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- that's the best you could?
- I had to get back
To the table.
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They were doing the four
Questions and I love
The four questions.
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Gotta get back.
It's very important.
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- I love the four questions.
- this is unbelievable.
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- no big deal.
- it is a big deal.
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Come to my house and do it.
What do I give a shit?
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Come on over and whack off.
Have a good time.
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( all laugh )
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Oh, listen,
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I left my sunglasses
At your house. I need 'em
Desperately.
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- all right,
I'll look for 'em.
- don't let him in your house.
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- hi, guys.
- hey!
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- look at you.
- no, look at you.
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- you are miss nrdc.
- look at you!
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- well, thank you.
- you make me wanna
Save the planet.
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- so, should we go in,
- okay, let's go in.
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See the new wing?
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Call me, actually.
I have something
To tell you.
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- I've got something
To tell you, too.
- oh, saying hello?
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- hello.
- oh, hi.
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Why are you and ted
Always kind of hitting
Each other all the time?
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All this playful hitting?
All that stuff?
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It's not a conscious thing.
I don't know.
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I'm expressive
With my hands.
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- hey...
- ( gasps )
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- cheryl: larry david.
That's great.
- huh?
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- never had a wing before.
- I know.
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That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
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- it's your night to shine.
- yeah yeah, it's great.
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What is that?
"Wing donated
By anonymous."
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- yeah, yeah.
- anonymous?
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I'm not crazy about that.
Now it looks like...
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Just looks like I did mine
For the credit
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00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:20,667
As opposed to, you know,
Mr. Wonderful "Anonymous."
229
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,800
I know who it is.
230
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,567
It's ted.
231
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,200
Ted is anonymous.
232
00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,533
What are you,
Kidding?
233
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,300
No, isn't that great?
234
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,833
He donated a whole wing
And didn't want
Anybody to know.
235
00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:41,233
Well, he told you,
So he apparently
Wanted somebody to know.
236
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,933
He told me, okay?
237
00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,900
Who else did he tell?
How do you know he
Just told you?
238
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:48,333
The point is that
He didn't need
All the fanfare--
239
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,067
Fanfare? What fanfare?
I don't like the fanfare.
240
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,967
You're saying
I like fanfare?
241
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,967
He can tell a few people.
He just doesn't need
The whole world to know
242
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,500
That he donated
All this money.
243
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,500
You know what?
I didn't need the world
To know, either.
244
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,800
Nobody told me that
I could be anonymous
And tell people.
245
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,067
I would have taken
That option, okay?
246
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:07,400
You can't have it halfway.
You're either anonymous
Or you're not.
247
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,533
- what is it?
- people are pointing out
248
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,800
- there's larry david's wing.
- oh, yeah, there's larry david,
249
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,067
The guy who has
To have his name up
On the wall,
250
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,933
As opposed
To mr. Anonymous,
251
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,467
But was really ted.
252
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,767
- I'm proud of you.
- anonymous.
253
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,500
It's fake philanthropy,
And it's faux anonymity.
254
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,233
What do you think
About that?
255
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,467
Oh, I want to go talk
To senator boxer.
256
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,533
I'll be right back.
257
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,600
- hi.
- hi, larry.
258
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:37,133
- hello, senator.
- it is good to see you.
259
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,067
Senator, I wanted
To talk to you
260
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,733
About an issue
261
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,467
That doesn't really
Get a lot of play
In the papers.
262
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,700
Well, tell me 'cause
I like new issues.
263
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:51,333
Okay, I'm talking
About what's going on
264
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,667
At the dry cleaners.
265
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:56,067
What's going on
At the dry cleaners, larry?
266
00:11:56,067 --> 00:12:00,067
Well, what happens is
Sometimes they'll give
Your item
267
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,500
To someone else
And then that
Person owns it
268
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:06,067
And walks around
In it, and you
Have no recourse.
269
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,667
And there's no oversight.
It's just complete chaos
270
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,733
In the dry cleaning industry,
As I see it.
271
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,067
Larry, the thing
About it is
272
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,833
That sometimes
You get an item
273
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,433
That isn't yours
And sometimes you
Lose an item.
274
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,233
So at the
End of the day,
It balances out.
275
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,667
Yeah, well, it's not
Balancing out for me,
Senator.
276
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,633
I never get an item,
And you know what?
277
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,433
If I got it,
I would return it,
278
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,967
Because I think the whole
System is flawed.
279
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:32,067
Larry, you see
These slacks?
280
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:34,300
See 'em?
281
00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,833
Dry cleaners.
282
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,100
Those are
Somebody else's pants?
283
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,200
Well,
They're mine now.
284
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,667
- you're part
Of the problem, senator.
- please don't--
285
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,367
- isn't he great?
- ted.
286
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,600
- oh, you know
Each other, right.
- oh, yeah.
287
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,567
You look fabulous!
288
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,667
You are such a hero.
289
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,867
- you are, barbara.
- you know when you founded
The oceans foundation,
290
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,700
You changed everything
Because his kids couldn't
Swim in the bay.
291
00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,067
Oh oh, the poor
Little kids.
292
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,233
They couldn't swim
In the bay.
293
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,867
Oh, what about
The 400-foot pool
They could swim in?
294
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,967
That wasn't available
To them at the time?
295
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,100
Well, you know,
Could I just say,
296
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,967
That aside,
Look at this.
297
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,333
Anonymous. You really--
I know. I know.
298
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,800
I didn't say--
Larry, did you know
299
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,500
This anonymous is ted?
300
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,467
- yeah, I did.
- the point I want
To make is:
301
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,900
You didn't need
To do this.
302
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,200
- that's true. He didn't.
- he didn't.
303
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,600
But that's why
I kept my name off,
304
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,833
Because I think
It's the exhibit.
305
00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,900
It's the issue that needs
To stand forward, not me.
306
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,100
- and you're so passionate
About the issue.
- thank you.
307
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,533
You know,
Too many people
308
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,967
Don't do things out
Of the goodness--
309
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,533
They want the credit.
310
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,100
You are number one
In my book, ted danson.
311
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,100
- senator.
- please don't forget--
312
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,067
I've gotta run.
Bye, larry. Bye, ted.
313
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,567
- so sweet. Bye, darling.
- see you later.
314
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,867
- yeah, bye.
- right this way.
315
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,300
Wow, wow.
316
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,367
- I didn't expect that.
- what is this bullshit?
317
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,833
- what?
- anonymous.
Give me a break.
318
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,800
If you're anonymous,
How come people know
About it?
319
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,600
I told maybe one
Or two people,
320
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,233
Friends that I
Didn't think I wanted
To have a secret.
321
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,233
I have a feeling
Everybody in this
Room knows.
322
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,667
Can I have your
Attention, everybody?
323
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,667
We're gonna start
The ceremony and senator
Barbara boxer would like
324
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,467
- to say a few words.
- thank you so much.
325
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,233
This is a night
To thank two very
Special people...
326
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,200
- you know, you're full of shit.
- you're a fucking asshole.
327
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,567
- so one is larry david.
- anonymous.
328
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,067
Larry david.
329
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,067
We are very thrilled
With his contribution,
330
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:33,467
- and the other is
Anonymous.
- ( cheering )
331
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,733
So you know not
One person,
332
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,767
Not one thanked me
For the donation.
333
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,133
Are you aware of that?
334
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,733
Next time I give money
To anybody
335
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,300
It'll be anonymous,
I can tell you that.
336
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,900
And I'm going
To tell everybody.
337
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,067
I know who
The masturbator was.
338
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,967
Jeff.
339
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,067
Uh-huh.
340
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,833
- ted danson told you that.
- it doesn't matter.
341
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,800
Oh my god.
That's really
Unbelievable.
342
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,900
- you know
What's unbelievable?
- that's unbelievable.
343
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:22,300
Is that your friend would
Think that's it's okay
344
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,667
To come over to our house
And jerk off.
345
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,767
- he's had too much
To drink, you know...
- too much to drink?
346
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,400
- yeah, he was drunk.
- well I've had
Drinks before,
347
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,933
And I didn't go over
To somebody's house
348
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,700
- and masturbate
In the guest room.
- well, good for you.
349
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,433
And by the way,
350
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,200
Jeff is banned
From our house.
351
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,100
- you're banning him
From the house?
- yeah.
352
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,133
He is not welcome
In our house anymore.
353
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,700
I tell you what:
I'd rather have
354
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,833
The masturbator
In the house than
The gossiper.
355
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,500
Well, you obviously
Weren't going to tell
Me, larry.
356
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,867
I would have told you
On the way home or waited
Until I got in the house,
357
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,200
- oh, right.
- so we'd have a good laugh
Over it later.
358
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,567
- a laugh?
- well, whatever.
359
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,700
- did you really think--
- no probably not.
360
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:02,967
That's hilarious--
"Hey, cheryl, guess who jerked
Off on our blanket?
361
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,733
It was jeff.
Isn't that hilarious?"
Yeah.
362
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,433
Yeah, that's a fun ride home.
363
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,267
Heya, what's going on?
364
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,700
Tch...
365
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,367
It's crazy, really, but,
366
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,100
I-- you know. ( sighs )
367
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,067
Um...
368
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,967
Cheryl found out
About the stain
On the blanket.
369
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,267
How could she find out?
You--
370
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,533
You didn't tell her.
371
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,067
No.
372
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,733
Ted danson?
373
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,400
Yeah, her girlfriend ted!
374
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,433
- why would he do do
Something like that?
- I don't know.
375
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,433
- that's unbelievable!
- I don't understand that!
376
00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,933
- that was a private moment!
- absolutely.
377
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,767
- and then he's gossiping?
- what a little yenta!
378
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800
That's crazy!
379
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,067
Now how am I gonna
Look cheryl in the eye?
380
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,333
How can the four of us
Ever go out again?
381
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,200
That's another thing.
382
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:04,067
She's uh-- she was
Pretty upset, and, uh...
383
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:08,333
She's banned you
From the house.
384
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:12,300
- cheryl banned me
From your house?
- you're banned.
385
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,767
What the hell is going on?
386
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,767
Oh, hey, suz'.
387
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,067
- larr'.
- hi, how are you?
388
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,867
What do you mean cheryl
Banned you from the house?
389
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,333
- who just said--?
- I heard you!
390
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,733
Don't try to bullshit me!
Why, what happened?
391
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,533
What's gonna happen
If I don't tell?
392
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,500
I'll call cheryl
And find out.
393
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:31,700
- what the fuck difference
Does it make?
- well, okay.
394
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,967
Last passover...
395
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,133
You what?!
396
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:40,767
You jerked off
In their house?
397
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,067
- yeah.
- oh, that is sick!
398
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:46,967
You have wrought your semen
Outside our home, jeff?
399
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,900
- yeah.
- that's adultery!
400
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,467
- that's cheating on me!
- when did--
401
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,567
You masturbate in this house
And this house alone!
Maybe a hotel.
402
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,300
Not at a friend's house!
403
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,900
I have to agree
With her, really.
404
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,367
You know what, larry?
I can handle this.
405
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,933
He's my husband.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
406
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,567
- okay.
- it's sick, jeff!
407
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,433
You don't jerk off
In somebody else's home!
408
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,967
And cheryl kicked him out?
409
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,267
- yeah, she banned him.
- really?
410
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,600
Who the fuck is she
To tell my husband
What to do?
411
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,233
- I punish my husband!
- I could not agree more
With you.
412
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,067
- thank you very much, larry.
- you're right.
413
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,767
Ban him from
The house?
414
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,167
- fuck you, ban him
From the house.
- fuck you, yeah, absolutely.
415
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,100
I will take care
Of you in my own way.
416
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,133
And you know what?
Jeff is banned from
Your house?
417
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,733
You are banned
From my house.
418
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,733
Get the fuck out!
419
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,533
- what? What are you--
- get the fuck out
Of my house!
420
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,333
Be gone with you!
Out!
421
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,600
If he's banned, you're banned!
422
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,800
- you're banning me?
- yes, I am banning you.
423
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,967
- you're banning me
From your house?
- yes I am.
424
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,200
- okay, fine. I'm banned!
- good!
425
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,567
Don't come back!
426
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,767
Don't worry, I won't!
427
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:51,067
( kids squealing, screaming )
428
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,367
- boo!
- it's a ghost!
Don't let him get me!
429
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,867
What the hell's
Going on here?
Oh, hell no!
430
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,567
- I will take you out!
- ( screaming )
431
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,300
The days are over where you
Been terrorizing my people!
432
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,700
- it's me!
- me who?
433
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:07,267
Larry david!
What are you doing
Up under this klan sheet?
434
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,300
- what?
- mm-hmm.
435
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,633
Oh my god, no no no.
436
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,600
- we were playing ghosts.
- ghosts?
437
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,800
Where I come from,
You see somebody
In a sheet,
438
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,867
Ghost is not the first
Thing you think about.
439
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,633
You think about k.K.K.
440
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,433
- k.K.K.?
- yeah.
441
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,867
( laughs )
Come on, are you kidding?
442
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,567
Scared me
Half to death, larry.
443
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,533
Okay, you can get off now.
444
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,200
- all right. Well,
Help me, love.
- go ahead.
445
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,667
I'll get these groceries...
446
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,900
Hey, jeff's sunglasses.
447
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,867
- hey, leon!
- what up?
448
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,200
What are you doing?
You want to take a ride
With me?
449
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,233
I gotta return
Jeff's sunglasses.
He left them here.
450
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,700
I got some stuff
To tell you anyway.
451
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,167
All right, larry.
Hold on.
452
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,933
Give me two minutes, larry.
453
00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,300
Ho ho ho! So it's
Jeff been jackin' off?
454
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,367
That's the
Jackoff suspect, huh?
455
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,267
Yeah.
Leon, I am so sorry.
456
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,333
That's some fucked-up shit
Right there, man.
457
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,867
I know. I owe you one.
458
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,367
You damn right
You owe me one.
459
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,600
- okay, so we're cool?
- we're cool, man.
460
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,400
Okay.
Hey, leon...
461
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,733
- you see that guy?
- that guy right there?
462
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,533
Larry:
In the yankee jersey.
463
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,733
Number 25-- that's
My jersey! Joe pepitone!
464
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:23,833
- what?
- the dry cleaner
Gave it to him.
465
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,000
He never gave it back.
466
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,767
That's some bullshit
Right there.
467
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,433
- I'm going to
Handle this shit.
- what are you doing?
468
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,767
- I'm gonna get your
Shit back for you, man.
- what are you talking about?
469
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,600
Be cool, larry.
I'm gonna get that
Shit back for you.
470
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,733
Leon!
471
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,400
Yeah!
472
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,600
( laughing ) yeah,
That's how I do it, baby!
473
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,867
Ha ha ha!
Joe pepitone up
In this motherfucker.
474
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,833
Jesus.
Nice goin', man.
475
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,400
- that's how I doos it, baby.
- nice going.
476
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,767
- that's how I
Doos it, larry.
- I like it.
477
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,133
What do you want?
478
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,367
Jeff's glasses.
479
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,933
Found them in my house.
480
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,900
He mentioned it to me
So I thought I'd return them.
481
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,700
All right, fine,
Thank you.
482
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:35,867
- um... I know I'm banned
From the house and all--
- yeah?
483
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,767
Think I could use
Your bathroom?
484
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,633
No, a ban is a ban.
What, does my word
Mean nothing?
485
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,100
I really gotta go.
486
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,767
All right, I will
Temporarily lift
The ban.
487
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,767
In out-- quick!
488
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,433
Beautiful.
Thank you.
489
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,200
- ( thumps )
- what the fuck?!
490
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,233
Ow!
( groans )
491
00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:56,500
- it was a playful tap!
- what are you,
Nine years old
492
00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:59,633
In fourth grade?
Get your fuckin' hands
Off of me!
493
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,100
( groans )
494
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,200
- it was a playful tap.
- get in and out!
495
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,700
Leon: so what are we
Gonna do now,
496
00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:10,833
Get me a new blanket,
New bed, all that shit?
497
00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,367
Leon, I'm not
Getting you a new bed.
498
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,100
Come on, man.
That's crazy.
499
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,633
That's crazy right there.
500
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,900
- that mattress is tainted!
- hey, wait a second.
501
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,800
Oh my god!
There's another
Joe pepitone jersey!
502
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,200
This is unbelievable.
503
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:25,233
Is it possible there's
Two of these things?
504
00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,900
- can't be two.
- let me check the size.
505
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,333
- 44.
- 44?
506
00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:32,367
No, mine's 42.
507
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,633
This can't be my jersey.
That's my jersey.
508
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:39,333
Okay, well let's get
The right shirt then.
How 'bout that?
509
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,867
All right, I can handle that
Right now.
510
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,633
That guy right there.
It's his shirt.
511
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:05,100
We're definitely taking
The damn shirt.
512
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,100
- larry?
- huh?
513
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,100
Larry david?
Hey hey hey.
514
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,100
Hey, it's merle--
Merle berger
515
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,733
From the n.R.D.C. Function
The other night.
516
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,067
Oh, merle!
Hey!
517
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,633
Hey, did you send
That guy over to take
My jersey?
518
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,967
Well, I didn't really
Send him.
519
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,933
He kind of went off
On his own.
520
00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,700
He just took the jersey
Off my back!
521
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,767
I don't think it's
Really your jersey,
Though, is it, merle?
522
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,767
What do you mean?
I was wearing it.
523
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,200
Did you get that jersey
From the dry cleaner?
524
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,233
Yeah, I got it--
I got it from the dry cleaner.
525
00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:37,333
Okay, merle, that jersey
Is my jersey.
526
00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:40,633
I brought it into
That dry cleaner and they
Gave it to you by mistake.
527
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,400
- but you didn't return it.
- yeah, but that's the law
Of the dry cleaners.
528
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,067
You know, you win some,
You lose some.
529
00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,367
- that's the way it works.
- that doesn't work out
With me.
530
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,967
I never get any stuff
From the dry cleaner.
531
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:51,100
The only mistakes they make
With me are to give my stuff
To other people.
532
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,067
That's not my fault.
I've lost tons of stuff
533
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,767
At the dry cleaners.
I lost drapes!
534
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,167
Well, I'm sorry for
Your losses but you're
Not gonna make it up now.
535
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,833
If you got a problem
With this
536
00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,367
Why don't you just
Write your congressperson?
537
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,700
Yeah, well I spoke
To senator boxer.
How about that?
538
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,467
Oh, that's great.
And what did she say?
539
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,100
She said...
540
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,700
That she's gonna go to
Washington and take care
Of this problem.
541
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:14,700
Okay, you know what?
542
00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,367
I'm on the board at the n.R.D.C.
543
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,900
And your name's
Coming off that wall.
544
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,600
How would you like that?
545
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,267
You're gonna
Take my name
Off the wall?
546
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,700
- yeah, I'm gonna--
- no! You wouldn't.
547
00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:25,200
Oh, you bet I would.
548
00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:27,167
- okay, go ahead, do it.
- I'm gonna do it!
549
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,933
And why don't you
Put up "Anonymous"
Instead?
550
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,867
I will.
That's a perfect idea.
551
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,133
- yeah, really?
Go ahead and do it.
- I have a lot of pull.
552
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,500
- okay, let's see.
- good.
553
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:35,867
You come by there
Next monday,
554
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,567
It's gonna say "Anonymous"
On the wall.
555
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,600
- okay, good!
Don't forget.
- I'm not!
556
00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:46,067
Leon: okay.
Joe pepitone!
( laughs )
557
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,567
We got a matching set, man.
558
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,233
( screaming )
559
00:24:55,267 --> 00:24:56,733
Mom!
560
00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,100
What's wrong,
Sammy, darling?
561
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:05,100
Leon: mmm! Bam!
562
00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,333
Bam!
563
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,367
- war.
- war.
564
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,767
( together )
I declare war!
565
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,767
Boom! Aw!
566
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400
All right!
What'd I get?
567
00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:14,200
Take it.
Peanut, grab that door!
568
00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,600
Get the door, peanut!
569
00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:17,567
I just want to do
My thing, larry.
570
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,233
What is your thing?
571
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,967
I'm gonna be
A director, man--
572
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,700
Action movies,
All that stuff, man.
573
00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:24,467
Larry:
You know you can't just
Go right into that.
574
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,567
You gotta get something
In production, you
Know what I mean?
575
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,300
Leon:
Oh. Oh, man.
576
00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,900
This is a new low,
Even for you, larry.
577
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,067
Huh?
578
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,400
You came over yesterday,
You went to the bathroom
579
00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:39,833
And you choked it
On sammy's teddy bear
580
00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:43,500
As some kind of revenge
Masturbatory payback!
581
00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:46,933
- okay, I didn't do that--
- oh, bullshit! You're
A fucking liar!
582
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,067
- what, I did that?
- yes you did!
583
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,067
Larry: are you crazy?
584
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,933
It's that jackalit,
Right?
585
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,433
Who the fuck is this?
586
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,067
That's leon,
Loretta's brother.
587
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100
What's up what's up,
What's up what's up?
Mmm.
588
00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:59,233
I tell you one thing: I like
A woman with a smart-ass mouth
Like that.
589
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,233
- yeah, well fuck you too!
- mmm. You handle yourself.
590
00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:03,833
That's beside
The point, leon.
This is sick,
591
00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:07,267
This is perverse,
And I think this is
The lowest you've ever gone.
592
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,733
- come on, I didn't do that.
- oh really, then who did?
593
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:12,500
- I don't know.
- just some anonymous person?
594
00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:14,067
Who's anonymous, then?
595
00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:17,533
- cheryl: oh, I know
Who anonymous is.
- who?
596
00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,100
- it's ted danson.
- how do you know?
597
00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:22,500
Well, he told me,
But he told me not
To tell anybody.
598
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,400
That's how he likes to do it.
Makes him feel better
About himself.
599
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,933
Danson?!
600
00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,700
Oh, that's disgusting!
601
00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:31,900
That is just disgusting!
602
00:26:31,933 --> 00:26:34,600
What a perv, man!
Actors!
603
00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:37,600
- ( door slams )
- boom! War.
604
00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:39,667
( together )
I declare--
605
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,667
- boom!
- --war.
606
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:45,933
( classical music playing )
607
00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,367
( doorbell rings )
608
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,633
I'll get it.
609
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,467
Ted, it's suzie for you.
610
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,500
I wonder what she wants.
611
00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:13,433
- hey, larr, how are you?
- hi kathy.
612
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,433
- how are you doing, man?
- good.
613
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,067
Hey, I wanted to tell you
I heard that you took your
Name off the nrdc building
614
00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,333
And had it replaced
With anonymous.
615
00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:25,067
I think it's so wonderful.
I admire you so much for that.
616
00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:28,967
Kathy, I get plenty of fanfare.
I don't need the fanfare,
You know?
617
00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,200
- good for you, larry.
- I really don't.
618
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,300
As a matter of fact,
I hope you don't mind
619
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:36,067
That I told a few people
That you were the anonymous
Person.
620
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,067
I hope that's okay
That I let that slip out.
621
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,833
Well, I can't really
Tell you what to do,
But I-- yeah...
622
00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,733
People should know
You're anonymous.
623
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,300
- you're a great guy, larry--
- well, if you want to
Tell people go ahead.
624
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:49,067
- you know, it's up to you.
- I have already and I
Might continue.
625
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,933
- continue away.
- all right, I will.
626
00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,400
- thank you.
- take care, honey.
627
00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:54,767
- bye bye.
- bye.
628
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,567
Man whispering:
It's that guy.
That's the guy.
629
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,467
Hey!
That's the guy!
630
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,867
That's that bald guy
That took my jersey!
631
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,200
You gotta let me in!
632
00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:39,667
These people
Are chasing me!
633
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,600
Sir, the building's closed.
I can't help you.
634
00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:44,300
No no, I'm larry david.
That's my wing!
635
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,200
- that says "Anonymous."
- I'm anonymous!
636
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,600
I'm anonymous!
637
00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:50,633
I'm
Anonymous!
638
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,267
Larry david is anonymous!
639
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,200
( theme music playing )
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