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Pasta if you like,
Uh, very good.
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( speaking italian )
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What because,
Uh, what ?
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Eh ?
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What's the sauce
With the fish ?
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What, what fish ?
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He didn't even
Mention the fish.
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There was no fish.
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Was fish
The second thing ?
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( speaking italian )
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I'll just have the, uh,
I'll just have the first thing.
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( speaking italian )
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Okay, and I'll have
The second thing.
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Graci.
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They should write
The thing down.
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I don't even know
What he's talking about.
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I have no idea
What we just ordered.
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So guess what's coming up
In a few months ?
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I'm sure it's been
On your mind,
Our anniversary.
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10 years.
10 year anniversary.
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Boy, they just flew
Right by, didn't they ?
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So listen I know
What I want.
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I would like, um,
And just keep an open mind.
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So remember our...
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Is it ever closed ?
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Ever once, has it ever
Been closed to anything ?
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Okay.
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Um, I would like
For us to renew our vows
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And have a real
Wedding ceremony.
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You got it.
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Yeah.
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Are you serious ?
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Nothing big, small.
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Okay, no, no, yeah.
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And some friends,
Family that kind of thing.
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Oh my gosh, I can't believe
You just said yes to that.
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I'll tell you what, you just,
You built it all up.
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I did, I didn't know
How I was gonna bring up,
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But thank you.
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You thought it was
Gonna be a huge fight.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, now let's talk about
My 10th anniversary present.
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Alright,
What would you like ?
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I believe my present has
Already been agreed upon.
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Really ?
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Yes.
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Yeah, I don't know,
What are you talking about ?
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We already
Talked about this ?
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Right here
At this restaurant.
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Really ?
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10 years ago right
Before we got married.
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In these seats,
Same seats.
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I feel like we're
Married already.
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We're just
Making it legal.
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It's just gonna be,
You know, permanent
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And my friends think I'm crazy,
But I do I just...
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Well how, they think
You're crazy, how dare they ?
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Well, that's what I say.
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Which friends
Think you're crazy ?
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I don't want to name names,
But look it's working, right ?
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Who, julie ?
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She thinks,
She thinks you're crazy ?
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I just think that we should
Be a family, you know.
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We should share
The same last name.
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I want to be
Cheryl david.
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David, what do you
Want to be a david for ?
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I want to be your wife...
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Davids want to be
Out of being david.
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I don't want to be a david,
I have to be a david.
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But if you don't have to be
A david, why be a david ?
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I feel like
I have to be a david.
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Is it, are you worried about
Not being able to have sex
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With someone else for
The rest of your life ?
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Is that what
You're worried ?
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Where did you
Get that ? No.
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Because you know what ?
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Okay, okay.
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How about if we get married now,
Like, right now,
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For our 10 year anniversary you
Can have sex with someone else ?
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What ?
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If that's your hold up here
Then let's just do that.
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Come on, you're not
Gonna let me do that.
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What are you
Saying that for ?
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I will.
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Just sex one time,
It's not a big deal.
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Oh, right !
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I can't believe you
Remember that so well.
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Yes, I did remember.
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You have a good memory.
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For some things.
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Yeah.
Yeah, for some things.
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Alright well, I said you
Could have sex with somebody
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And you should do that,
It's our 10th anniversary.
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You should do that.
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I'm joking around,
I'm not gonna do it.
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No, no, no,
No, you should.
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I said it
10 years ago.
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You should go out
And have sex with someone.
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No, no,
It's nice, but...
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No, no, no, no.
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Thank you, that's sweet that
You want to you, you know.
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I'm insisting on it.
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You want to keep your word
And everything.
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No, because if you think you can
Have sex with somebody else
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Then you should do that.
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What does that mean ?
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Okay, "Lady, I'm larry david
And my wife said
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I could have sex
With somebody tonight."
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First of all
I'm insulted, okay.
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You are ?
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Even if I wanted to, you don't
Think I'm capable of it.
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No, I don't think
You're capable of it.
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I really don't.
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That's why I think
You, um...
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So if I do this okay...
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Mm-hmm.
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Just so there's no
Misunderstanding here.
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It's okay with you ?
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Mm-hmm.
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If you find somebody
And say hey...
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I don't want to hear
Any crying afterwards.
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No, and say oh, I can't
Believe you did that.
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No, I would not
Be crying.
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Huh ?
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Oh boy, alright,
Well thank you.
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Thank you for my
10th anniversary present.
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You're welcome.
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How long do I
Have to do this ?
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Well, you have until our
Anniversary and that's it.
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Good luck.
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I just hope jeff is gonna
Be at that karaoke party
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Because I have got a lot
To say to that young man.
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Listen, listen maybe we should
Skip the karaoke party.
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Why do you want
To skip karaoke ?
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Oh, it's horrible.
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Horrible ?
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Listen, why don't
We go home and I'll,
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I'll make it
Worth your while.
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Because I want
To go to karaoke.
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Oh my god.
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( music )
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* just in time,
Found you just in time *
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* before you came
In time *
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Do you know married men
Everywhere
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That's their dream that
Their wife says oh go ahead.
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What's mel doing here ?
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Frank's been in,
Like, two of his movies.
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You didn't know that ?
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Oh.
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They're old friends.
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* my bridges
All were crossed *
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* nowhere to go
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This is great,
You got permission.
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Come on, man.
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She actually
Challenged me to do it.
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Well, damnit man, do it !
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She was laughing at me.
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You've got to, man.
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Well, who I am supposed
To do this with ?
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I don't know, there's got to be
Somebody that you thought about.
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We've all--
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Well, that doesn't mean I could
Walk up to them and do anything.
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I don't, you know...
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But now you've
Got permission.
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This is the thing that I'm the
Worst at in the world, this.
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This and drawing.
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It's a big thing to draw,
How could I do that ?
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Do you think
I could do it ?
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Yeah, uh-huh ?
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Go, daddio, go.
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Practice.
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Okay fine, yeah.
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It's a start, go.
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You want to see how
Inept I really am, huh ?
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I want to see
You in action.
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Do you, you want
To see this ?
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Just go, go, yeah,
Go make a move.
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Show me,
Just practice.
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I'll watch.
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Go ahead.
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* hey, we're all here
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* and now I know just
Where I'm going *
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Do you like karaoke ?
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Yeah.
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It's good, you know,
Something to do at night.
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There's nothing
To do at night.
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What can you
Do at night ?
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Bowling, movies.
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It's like a third thing to do
After bowling and the movies.
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I don't know if you bowl or not,
I don't go that often,
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But it's fun,
It's fun.
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You can't find a ball,
That's the problem.
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I don't know, maybe
You own a bowling ball.
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I don't own
A bowling ball.
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My whole lifevery time
I'm in a bowling alley
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Sticking my fingers
In all these holes,
Picking up the balls.
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You got to get
Your own ball.
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I don't bowl enough
To think to get my own ball.
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It takes up a lot
Of space in the house.
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You keep looking at it
In the closet going
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What I am doing
With a bowling ball ?
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I don't even bowl,
You know what I mean ?
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So you don't want
To get rid of the ball.
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How do you get rid
Of a bowling ball ?
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Think about that.
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Who do you give
A bowling ball to ?
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Nobody bowls.
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The thing, it only
Fits your fingers.
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You throw a bowling ball
In the garbage can,
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You know what that
Sanitation man's gonna do ?
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He's gonna
Knock on your door.
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That's how upset
He's gonna be.
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He's gonna say who the fuck
Threw a bowling ball
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In the garbage can ?
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Okay, alright.
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I'm around town.
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How did it go ?
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* that lucky day
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* hey, my lonely, lonely life
That lucky day *
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Thank you, thank you,
Thank you very much.
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Come on, everybody.
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Put it together,
Mel brooks.
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How about that ?
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That was fantastic.
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Alright, now who
Wants to go next ?
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Huh, anyone ?
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Look hey, larry david.
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Oh, come on.
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What do you say, larry, will you
Come up and give us a song ?
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Oh come on,
Stop it.
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Come on, lar.
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Are you crazy ?
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Oh, I can't do it.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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Oh, shut up !
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* I've been away
From you a long time *
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* I never thought
I'd miss you so *
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* somehow I feel
Your love is real *
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* swannee, you're calling me
You crazy river *
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* swannee how I, how I love you
My dear old swannee *
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So what do you think
Mel brooks wants ?
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I have no idea.
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Usually I know.
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So he just called out of
The clear blue sky ?
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Out of the clear blue sky.
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He's one of my idols,
You know.
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I know he is, that's why
I was excited for you.
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Hey !
( honking )
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I'll call,
I'll call you back.
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What, what the hell
Are you doing ?
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What, what the fuck
Are you doing ?
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What am I doing,
What are you doing ?
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00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:19,767
What the fuck,
I'm trying to walk here.
256
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,000
What while you're
Talking on a cell phone ?
257
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,967
You almost fuckin'
Killed me, you douche bag !
258
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,733
You cut right in front of me,
You're talking on a cellphone ?
259
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,333
What, there's a law against
Talking on a cellphone ?
260
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,767
No, you can't, not while
You're wheeling around.
261
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,100
You almost hit my car.
262
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,733
I'm just trying to get
My car, you fuckin'--
263
00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:32,967
Oh learn how
To drive that thing.
264
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,233
Piss off,
You douche bag.
265
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,267
Oh, asshole.
266
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,267
You fuckin' pussy,
Piss off !
267
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,867
Hey, look at this.
268
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,767
Yeah ?
269
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,033
Wow, there's
Money in here.
270
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:04,867
Larry david,
Jeff greene to see mel.
271
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,433
He'll be with you
In a second, have a seat.
272
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:10,767
You know what, I found
This thing in the lobby.
273
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,733
Oh.
274
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,833
I don't know
What the deal is.
275
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,833
Uh, actually this
Belongs to dennis.
276
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,333
He does the computers
In the building.
277
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:21,067
It probably fell out of his
Chair this morning or something.
278
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,300
Chair ?
279
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,467
Yeah, he's
In a wheelchair.
280
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,733
I'll bet that's the guy,
You know that ?
281
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,733
A guy in a wheelchair
Cut right in front of my car
282
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,567
In the parking lot.
283
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,100
I almost hit him.
284
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,767
He was talking
On his cellphone.
285
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,833
Yeah, well, he's in a,
He's in a wheelchair.
286
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,633
Yeah, I know,
It's a moving vehicle.
287
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,967
There's got to be some kind
Of regulations I would think
288
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,933
Even for people
In electric chairs.
289
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:43,900
Mm-hmm.
290
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,167
He's motoring along.
291
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,067
You don't need to be
Talking on a cellphone.
292
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,800
It's dangerous.
293
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,267
Mel will be right out.
294
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,867
Names for babies,
Is that you ?
295
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,067
Yes, actually my partner and I
Are adopting a baby.
296
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,567
You got yourself
A partner.
297
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,533
I got a wife.
298
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,733
Mm.
299
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,867
Not exactly a partner.
300
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:06,667
More like a rival,
You know what I mean ?
301
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,533
It's a rivalry.
302
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:12,200
I wish I could say
This is my partner.
303
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,533
So let me ask you, you got any,
You got any names picked out ?
304
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,933
Uh, actually we do.
305
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,600
Is it, uh, a boy
Or what are you...
306
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,867
It's a boy.
307
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,067
Uh, and we are
Adopting him from china.
308
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,867
Ah, adopting from china.
309
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,933
Mm-hmm.
310
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,700
Chinese names, do I know
Any chinese names ?
311
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,233
Well you got, uh...
312
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,133
You got wang
From the good earth.
313
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,333
Remember wang lung ?
314
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,833
Wang isn't a bad
First name.
315
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:35,867
Wang ?
316
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,667
Then you got
The whole ang family.
317
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:42,700
Fang, bang, tang.
318
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,700
Tang is not actually
A bad name
319
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,367
Because it's like china
But it's, it's not china.
320
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,300
It's a juice
Is what it is.
321
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,733
Tang.
322
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,300
Is that so bad naming
A kid after a juice ?
323
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,667
Maybe that's not so bad.
324
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,833
But it has chinese
Overtones, tang.
325
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:00,700
But yet there's a...
326
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:01,533
Tang.
327
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,667
You got a little
Jolt with it.
328
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,067
Mm-hmm, yeah.
329
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,800
I don't think that would go over
Too well with the school kids.
330
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:09,067
Uh, that's gonna be
The least of his problems, no ?
331
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:12,067
Mel will be
Right with you.
332
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,133
You know what, I'm gonna
Run to the bathroom.
333
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,800
I'll be right back.
334
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,700
Oh, oh, ooh !
335
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,233
Oh my god, what--
336
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:29,133
Larry,
Larry david.
337
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,633
Oh my god.
338
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,467
Ooh, did I hurt you ?
I'm so sorry.
339
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,100
Is it bad ?
340
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,300
Is it bad ?
341
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:35,833
No, no, it'll
Be alright.
342
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:36,900
Is it bad ?
343
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,233
No, I got to get, uh,
Let me get some help.
344
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:38,900
Is it bad ?
345
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,333
Don't move, don't move.
346
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,833
Hurry up.
347
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,067
Hi, jeff greene, I'm a patient
Of dr. Morrison's.
348
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,067
I called about
Larry david.
349
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,367
Oh yeah.
350
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,833
Just sign in and the doctor
Will be with you in a minute.
351
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,500
Oh.
352
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,233
Well, do I actually have
To put my name on this thing ?
353
00:13:59,267 --> 00:13:59,867
Yes.
354
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,367
Yeah.
355
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,233
I generally don't like to put my
Name on these lists, you know.
356
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,867
People come in,
They see your name.
357
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,500
Just, just sign in.
358
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,900
Just sign in.
359
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,700
I don't like having
My name on these lists.
360
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,700
Then sign ben vereen.
361
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:14,067
Who cares what
You sign, come on.
362
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,933
Your head's bleeding,
Just sign in !
363
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:16,867
Ah.
364
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,367
( music )
365
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,533
( cellphone ringing )
366
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,833
Hello.
367
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:44,933
Dude.
368
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,167
What are you doing ?
369
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,567
What ?
370
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,500
What are you calling me
On the doctor's phone for ?
371
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,500
I'm bored
To death in here.
372
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,533
Don't use the doctor's phone,
That's not right.
373
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,967
Why, what's
The big deal ?
374
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,100
They don't like it.
375
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,733
Well, I just thought
I'd give you a call,
376
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,333
See what's up,
How you're doing ?
377
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:00,267
What are you reading ?
378
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,800
"Men's fitness."
379
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:02,900
"Men's fitness" ?
380
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah, about america's
Fattest cities.
381
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,800
Oh, you know what,
There's the doctor.
382
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,933
Alright, I'll talk
To you later.
383
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:12,333
I will, uh,
I'll talk to you later.
384
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,700
That was jeff.
385
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,467
You're not supposed
To use that phone.
386
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,500
Sorry.
387
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,267
It was a local call.
388
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,067
You're not supposed
To use the phone.
389
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,433
It doesn't matter whether it was
A local or a long distance call.
390
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,067
We just don't want people
Using that phone, okay.
391
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:36,933
Fine, what's the big deal
Though, uh, if I may ask.
392
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,133
What's the problem ?
393
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,600
There is no problem.
394
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:43,067
We just don't want people
Using that phone.
395
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,433
I don't understand
Why not though.
396
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,400
Why couldn't
I use it ?
397
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,367
Well, you could use it,
You obviously did.
398
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,833
We don't want you
To use it though.
399
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,100
With all due respect
I just don't really
Understand the rule.
400
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,867
I don't see
What the big deal is.
401
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,633
The history of how
We arrived at that
402
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,133
Is so complex that I won't
Even bore you with it.
403
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,900
Just let it be said that
We don't allow anyone to use
404
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,733
The phones in
The examination rooms.
405
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,133
Yeah, I mean, I just don't
See how it's hurting anybody.
406
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,600
It's not, it's not
Hurting anybody.
407
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,700
We just have a rule here, you
Don't use the doctor's phone.
408
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,867
It's simple.
409
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,800
Yeah, I just don't understand
What the reason is.
410
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,067
I mean, you're saying not to use
It, but what's the reason ?
411
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,100
I don't understand why you
Have to know the reason.
412
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,400
I'm just trying to understand
Why you decided that.
413
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,967
It seems very
Capricious to me.
414
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,533
You know, it's hard
To make a rule
415
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,600
That takes in all
The contingencies.
416
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,567
So we just have a rule
Don't use the phone.
417
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,567
Okay.
418
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,800
Understood.
419
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,533
Alright, alright,
Glad you understand it.
420
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,067
So what happened
To you ?
421
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,067
Let's have a look.
422
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,600
I got hit by a door.
423
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,500
Wow, sit down,
Will you ?
424
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,500
Mel brooks is coming
Out of a bathroom and he,
425
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,400
A swinging door hit me.
426
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,067
Yeah, mel brooks, huh ?
427
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,067
Yeah.
428
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,433
Yeah, is it
The mel brooks ?
429
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,567
The funny guy, yeah.
430
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,067
I like mel brooks,
I'm a big fan of his.
431
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:52,967
Lay down, will you ?
432
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:53,833
Yeah, he's great.
433
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,567
Put your head
On the pillow.
434
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,733
Yeah, I have tickets
For his play "The producers".
435
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,467
Oh really ?
436
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,367
Yeah.
437
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,067
Oh yeah,
I hear it's great.
438
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,067
So do I.
439
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,300
Boy this is, uh,
Kind of a nasty cut.
440
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,700
Alright, I think all we have
To do here is clean this up
441
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,333
And, uh, put in
A few stitches.
442
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,067
Oh really ?
443
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,500
Mm-hmm.
444
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,800
Oh, okay.
445
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,067
Again I'm sorry about
The, uh, the phone stuff.
446
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,067
Oh, it's okay,
Don't worry about it.
447
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,100
Just, um, if you're ever
In a doctor's office again,
448
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,433
Don't use the phone.
449
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,300
Yeah, it just seems like
An odd policy to me though.
450
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,067
Mm-hmm, it's a rule
That is pretty universal
451
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,367
In examination rooms,
You don't use the phone.
452
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,833
Yeah, I understand.
453
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:28,933
It's just that the rule doesn't
Make any sense, that's all.
454
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,633
Well, it makes
Sense to us.
455
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,067
Okay, fine.
456
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,700
We don't have many rules here,
That's one of them.
457
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,467
It seems a little odd though
That if you're making
458
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,733
A local call that anybody
Would care, but whatever.
459
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,667
Well, it's not the expense of
The call we're concerned about.
460
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,467
Now, I don't know if you've
Ever had stitches before,
461
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,567
But there is a slight
Bit of pain involved.
462
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,833
Nothing more I would say
Really than a little prick.
463
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:48,967
Mm-hmm.
464
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,700
Yeah, it is definitely
A prick involved.
465
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,567
Uh, yes, there is
A prick involved.
466
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,467
Yeah, there's
One prick involved.
467
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,733
Yeah, I would say there
Is one prick involved.
468
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,667
I agree, I'm not a doctor,
But I agree there is one prick.
469
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,300
Yep.
470
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,433
And the more I look at this
I think this is pretty minor.
471
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,933
Oh oh,
What the hell ?
472
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,867
You drooled on me !
473
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,400
So have you thought
About anybody for the
10th anniversary present ?
474
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,967
I have been
Thinking about it.
475
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:37,800
And ?
476
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,933
You know,
I got three months.
477
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,900
I'm gonna
Take my time
478
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,533
And wait, wait for
The right one.
479
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,100
And you, my fat friend,
Will be the first to know.
480
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,833
Alright, good,
I should be.
481
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,700
My big fat friend.
482
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,333
( laughing )
Mm, fatso.
483
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,633
Yeah, fatso.
484
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,333
Oh, hey.
485
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,467
Did you get
Your wallet ?
486
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,933
Yeah, how did you
Know about that ?
487
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,300
I found it.
488
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,300
Wait a minute, you're
The guy from the car.
489
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,333
Yeah.
490
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,933
Joanne gave it to me
In mel brooks' office.
491
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,833
Yeah right, right,
I gave it to her.
492
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,600
That's not
What she said.
493
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,667
Wait a second, she said
She found that wallet ?
494
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,933
Yes.
495
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,767
That's an exact quote,
"I found this" ?
496
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,433
She said she found the wallet
And she gave it to me
497
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,800
And I gave her
100 bucks.
498
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,067
And you know what, seriously you
Should worry a little bit less
499
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,833
About the wallet and maybe
Maintain a little focus
500
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,567
On your driving skills, buddy.
501
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,067
Hello.
502
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,967
Jeff greene and
Larry david to see mel.
503
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:47,367
Okay.
504
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:52,533
You know, I ran into the guy
In the wheelchair downstairs,
505
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,933
Your friend, dennis.
506
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,567
He told me that you said
That you found the wallet ?
507
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,867
And he gave you
$100 reward ?
508
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,067
What's up with that ?
509
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,767
How dare you
Come in here...
510
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,400
How dare I ?
511
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,000
And accuse me--
512
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,300
Hey, what's going on ?
513
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,967
This is the guy
That I told you about.
514
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,467
Oh, you got a problem
With our lifestyle
515
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,667
That we want
To adopt a baby ?
516
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,833
No, not at all.
517
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,600
Yeah. You need a good
Fuckin' ass kicking.
518
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:14,800
That's what you need !
519
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,400
You want to name
Our baby tang ?!
520
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,167
You think it's good to name
A kid after a breakfast drink ?!
521
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,667
We don't think
That's a good name !
522
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,100
Do you understand that ?!
523
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,333
I understand.
524
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,967
Damn fucking right !
525
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,033
You apologize to her,
You apologize now !
526
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,067
I'm sorry,
Okay, sorry, sorry.
527
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,333
What are you
Doing here anyway ?
528
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,000
I got a meeting
With mel brooks.
529
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,767
Well, you're here.
530
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,333
You came.
531
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,900
Yes.
532
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:46,400
And I guess you're wondering
Why I called you.
533
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,300
Kind of, yeah.
534
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,100
Do you remember
The other night
535
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,700
I sang at the karaoke club
And then you got up ?
536
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:55,733
Yeah, he was great.
537
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:59,033
And the audience went
Pretty wild for me.
538
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:04,100
And then you sang "Swannee"
And they went crazy.
539
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:08,200
And when you sang
I was absolutely floored.
540
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,967
I mean, I,
You think I--
541
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,800
( laughing )
Really ?
542
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,267
No, no, I couldn't
Get over it.
543
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:18,367
And bang, bang
Something went off in me.
544
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:23,067
In a couple of months
The guy playing max bialystock
545
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,133
Will be going out
On the road
546
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,167
Leaving an empty slot
Called max bialystock,
547
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,300
The leading character
In "The producers".
548
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,967
I want you, larry david,
549
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:39,300
To be the next
Max bialystock on broadway.
550
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:44,567
I would like you to play
The lead in "The producers".
551
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,467
And when this thing goes off
I'm never wrong.
552
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,400
The guy...
553
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:52,200
I, I, I don't,
I mean, I'm...
554
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,133
I don't know
What to say, I'm...
555
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,267
Weren't you great ?
556
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,333
He was great.
557
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,533
But no, I mean,
You know, a broadway show.
558
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,767
I'm not, like
A theater actor, uh...
559
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,600
When we made the movie of
"The producers", the guy that
560
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,267
Played carmen giya was this
Incredible talented greek actor.
561
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,233
His name is andreas,
Andreas voutsinas.
562
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,500
And andreas used
To say to me...
563
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,767
"Or you got it
Or you ain't."
564
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,267
I said, andreas, you can't
Start a sentence with "Or".
565
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,067
He said never mind.
566
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,133
"Or you got it
Or you ain't."
567
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,600
You got it, larry.
568
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,133
You got it, larry.
569
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,300
You got it, mister.
570
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,867
Mr. Brooks is right,
My friend, you got it.
571
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,500
Oh, by the way ben stiller will
Be taking over at the same time.
572
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,433
So it will be larry david
And ben stiller.
573
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:39,100
I got a great idea.
574
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,200
Go to the show tonight,
See the show.
575
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,900
Let it get into you pores,
Let it get into your system.
576
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,767
I'm telling you
I'm never wrong.
577
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,700
I am never wrong.
578
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,900
I know it sounds
Crazy to you.
579
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,100
I know it sounds insane.
580
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:50,600
It doesn't sound
Crazy to me.
581
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,767
You were born
To do it.
582
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,600
You know what
It sounds like ?
583
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,633
It sounds
Like a joke.
584
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,433
It sound like allan funt
Or jamie kennedy's
585
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:57,800
Gonna come walking
Through the door.
586
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,167
You were born
To do it.
587
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,700
Just see the show tonight,
See what happens.
588
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,167
See what happens
And then let this
589
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,733
All come back
To you, okay ?
590
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,267
You're gonna do it,
It's gonna happen.
591
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,500
He's going
To do it, mel.
592
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,633
Okay, jeff, tell him
In the elevator.
593
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:12,767
Tell him how
Great he is.
594
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800
Gentlemen, a pleasure,
Good to meet you.
595
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:14,967
Take care.
596
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,600
I did all the plays in
High school, I swear to god.
597
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,533
They give me
The lead every one.
598
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,067
Or what are your m4 and m5,
Those are your house seats ?
599
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,067
Yeah, let him have it.
600
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,533
He's got to, no,
No, they'll be there.
601
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,167
Just pick them up
At the box office.
602
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,533
Thank you.
Larry david.
603
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:32,867
Giant fuckin' mistake
If I say so right to your face.
604
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,600
Okay, zero mostel...
605
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:35,100
Yeah, I know.
606
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:35,933
Zero mostel.
607
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,067
I know what
You're gonna say.
608
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,933
Nathan lane, jason alexander
And larry david ?
609
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,233
Come on, mel.
610
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:43,367
Trust me.
611
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,800
When I know I know
And this time I know.
612
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,133
Thank you very much.
613
00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,567
Alright.
614
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,233
What's wrong ?
615
00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:10,500
Ah, this thing's
Killing me.
616
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,233
You know, I'm gonna
Take a painkiller I think.
617
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:14,533
Oh wait, I don't think
You should do that ?
618
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,333
Why ?
619
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:16,433
Do they make
You tired ?
620
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:19,267
It's killing,
It really hurts.
621
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,067
How are you gonna
Take it without water ?
622
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,200
I don't know,
I'll pop it in.
623
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,567
Maybe you should wait.
624
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:30,733
Okay, okay,
Okay, larry.
625
00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:33,067
Did you get it ?
626
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:33,800
Yeah, I got it.
627
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,733
Ben stiller ?
628
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,200
Yeah, I think that is.
629
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:40,600
Alright.
630
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,067
Hi.
631
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,167
Hey, how are
You doing ?
632
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,367
Good to see you.
633
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,600
Nice to see you.
634
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,067
Hi, ben.
635
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,867
Oh, oh good
Thank you.
636
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,967
Nice to see you.
637
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,067
You okay ?
638
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:55,700
Yeah, what happened ?
639
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:59,100
Mel brooks hit me
With a bathroom door.
640
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,400
Cut my head.
641
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,067
I know, it sounds
Like a joke.
642
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,933
What, were you
Talking to him ?
643
00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:05,633
I met him today.
644
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,433
Yeah.
645
00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,767
Oh, you met him
Today, okay.
646
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,100
So he told me
You're doing the show.
647
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,500
I am yeah, I'm doing
The show and,
648
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,833
And so you were talking
To him about maybe...
649
00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:19,333
He offered me
The max bialystock.
650
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,533
Yeah, I know.
651
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,200
It was a little
Shocking to me too.
652
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,533
What ?
653
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,167
You mean he offered,
You mean he actually offered...
654
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,567
Yeah.
Really ?
655
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,533
Offered him the,
I know.
656
00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:31,200
That is...
657
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,133
Are you guys just going
658
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,900
Because it took him a long time
To make this decision.
659
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:37,967
Well, yeah.
660
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,400
Well, can I ask you
Something, you act ?
661
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:41,867
( laughing )
662
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,533
No, no, I don't.
663
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,500
Yeah, and you sing ?
664
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,667
I don't do
Anything really.
665
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,233
I mean they'll
Have to teach me.
666
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:50,233
Right, right.
667
00:25:50,267 --> 00:25:52,067
I mean, he saw
In a karaoke bar.
668
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,067
Wow.
669
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,533
You're fucking
With me, right ?
670
00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,333
No, it's true, but I'm
Still thinking about it.
671
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:57,633
I haven't made up
My mind or anything.
672
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,067
Yeah, yeah, well you
Should think about it.
673
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:01,267
Honey, actually I see,
Uh, brian and lee.
674
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:01,967
We should go say hi.
675
00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:02,867
( sneezing )
676
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:03,700
Bless you.
677
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,267
Good to see you,
See you later.
678
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,600
Hey, well, whatever happens
Happens, right ?
679
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:08,600
Good to see you.
680
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,067
Lar, good luck,
This is a big decision.
681
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,333
Take care.
682
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,367
I'll watch it tonight
And I'll, I'll think about it.
683
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,433
Good luck.
684
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,267
Ben, so good
To see you.
685
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,467
And we'll talk about
Apartments if you need to.
686
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,067
I'm sure we'll all
Gonna be, uh...
687
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,067
I'll check it out.
688
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:26,667
Okay, bye.
689
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,767
What is wrong
With you ?
690
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,600
What are you
Talking about ?
691
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,233
Why didn't you
Shake his hand ?
692
00:26:34,267 --> 00:26:35,600
He put his
Hand out for you.
693
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:37,467
He sneezed
All over his hand.
694
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,300
But he just
Sneezed on it.
695
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,767
How rude is that ?
696
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,067
He didn't
Notice anything.
697
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,833
He put his hand out
For you to shake it.
698
00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:47,067
Of course he noticed that,
Everyone noticed that.
699
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,333
I'm not going
To shake his hand.
700
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,533
Its got snot all
Over it, come on.
701
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,733
Partners leo
All the way.
702
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:56,067
And nothing or no one
Will ever come between us.
703
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:57,500
Nothing or no one, max.
704
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,367
( knocking )
705
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,467
Come in.
Come in.
706
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,633
( applause )
707
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,867
I'm back down
From the pills.
708
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:16,100
Oh, about our 10th anniversary
Present, it's...
709
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:18,533
Alright, it's fine if you
Want to get out of it.
710
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:19,667
No.
711
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,567
Believe me I will not
Think any less of you.
712
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,100
No, I don't want to get
Out of it, a deal's a deal.
713
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:27,467
I just want to tell you that
There's a few ground rules
714
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,367
That we need
To talk about, okay.
715
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:35,067
Okay, rule number one is
It's a one time only.
716
00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:37,700
Okay, one time only.
717
00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,433
And there's a deadline.
718
00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:42,700
It's our anniversary at midnight
And then it's over.
719
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,267
Yeah, kind of like
Cinderella.
720
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,067
And by the way...
721
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,067
Yeah.
722
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,933
You know if I do
This show on broadway ?
723
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,167
Yeah.
724
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,733
My opening night is the same
Night as our anniversary.
725
00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:54,367
Really ?
726
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,933
That would be fun.
727
00:27:55,967 --> 00:28:01,300
* when you got it,
Flaunt it *
728
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:07,067
* show your assets,
Let them know you're proud *
729
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,200
What do you think ?
730
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:09,600
You think you want
To do the show ?
731
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,267
* stick your chest out,
Shake your tush *
732
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:16,067
You know maybe I will.
733
00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,967
Maybe I will.
734
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,533
* when you got it...
735
00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:48,133
( laughing )
736
00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:00,233
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