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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,167 --> 00:00:05,833 by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:09,867 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,033 ( female ) OKAY, UH, HERE'S THE THING. 4 00:00:16,067 --> 00:00:17,367 I JUST, 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,467 I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THIS SHOW. 6 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,100 I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE. 7 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:25,800 I'VE LOST ENTHUSIASM FOR IT. 8 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:27,767 I JUST DON'T FEEL JAZZED ABOUT IT, 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,400 AND, UM, I'VE KIND OF HAD IT. 10 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:33,700 SO LET'S JUST WALK AWAY FROM THIS. 11 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,333 IT'S JUST TOO MUCH OF A HEADACHE 12 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,667 AND I'M UTTERLY EXHAUSTED, OKAY ? 13 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,133 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THAT, 14 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:40,533 'CAUSE IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 15 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:42,100 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 16 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:44,667 NO, NO, I KNOW, JEFF, I KNOW IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 17 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,300 THAT'S NOT WHAT THE ISSUE IS. 18 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,533 NOW, THE PROBLEM, QUITE HONESTLY, 19 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,100 HAS BEEN YOU, LARRY. 20 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,667 YEAH. 21 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:55,367 I MEAN, IT'S JUST BEEN A FIASCO FROM START TO FINISH. 22 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,233 THE TROUBLE SEEMS TO BE FOLLOWING YOU. 23 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,833 HE'S A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE. 24 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:02,933 OKAY, IT'S HIS NOT BEING A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE, GUYS, 25 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:04,067 AND, YOU KNOW, 26 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,500 LAR, COME ON. 27 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,200 THIS HAS BEEN A JOKE, IT'S BEEN TOO MUCH. 28 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:10,400 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 29 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:12,833 I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 30 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,067 IT'S A SHAME 'CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT. 31 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:15,100 YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES IT. 32 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:16,700 RIGHT, EXACTLY. 33 00:01:16,733 --> 00:01:19,067 IT'S WHAT'S GONE ON AFTER THAT'S BEEN THE PROBLEM, BUT-- 34 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:21,400 IF WE WERE TO CONTINUE, 35 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:23,267 WHERE WOULD WE EVEN GO AT THIS POINT ? 36 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,400 WHERE WOULD WE EVEN GO ? 37 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,333 WHAT ARE OUR CHOICES HERE, CBS ? 38 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:28,967 FOX ? 39 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,767 ( Larry ) NO, NOT FOX, I DON'T LIKE THEIR POLITICS. 40 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,500 CBS IS WHERE I'D LIKE TO GO WITH IT, CBS. 41 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,833 WHAT DO YOU SAY ? COME ON, WE'LL DO CBS-- 42 00:01:34,867 --> 00:01:36,467 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S TIRING. 43 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,767 THIS HAS BEEN TIRING. 44 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,533 ( Jeff ) HE'S GONNA DO IT ALL, FROM NOW ON. 45 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,367 HE WILL DO IT ALL. 46 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,533 AT THE NEXT MEETING, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY A WORD, 47 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:44,967 I'LL PITCH THE WHOLE SHOW, OKAY ? 48 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,233 REALLY ? 49 00:01:46,267 --> 00:01:47,800 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SHOW UP AND I'LL SELL IT. 50 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,767 JUST DIVORCE YOURSELF FROM THE WHOLE THING 51 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,833 UNTIL THERE'S A SCRIPT IN FRONT OF YOU, OKAY ? 52 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:55,067 YOU ARE GONNA DO ALL OF IT ? 53 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:56,133 I WILL DO THE WHOLE THING. 54 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,200 THE WHOLE PITCH. 55 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:58,600 YEAH, THE WHOLE PITCH. 56 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,733 COME ON, ONE MORE SHOT. 57 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:03,800 OH, MY GOD, ALRIGHT, CBS. 58 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,733 CBS. 59 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:07,967 WELL... 60 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,400 THAT WAS A LITTLE DICEY, HUH ? 61 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,800 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I KNEW WE HAD THEM. 62 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:11,900 DID YOU ? 63 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:12,900 YEAH. 64 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,667 THEY NEEDED REASSURANCE, I THINK, RIGHT ? 65 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,067 THEY NEEDED REASSURANCE, THAT'S COMPLETELY WHAT IT WAS. 66 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:21,267 DON'T STARE, COME ON. 67 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,800 OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT. 68 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,467 I JUST READ ABOUT THAT IN THE PAPER. 69 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,300 IT'S CALLED "SCARLET LETTER PUNISHMENT". 70 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,400 "SCARLET LETTER PUNISHMENT" ? 71 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:29,067 POOR GUY. 72 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,200 YEAH. 73 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,567 HEY, LARRY ! 74 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,133 HEY, RICK, HOW YOU DOING ? 75 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,400 GOOD ! GOOD. 76 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,600 YOU KNOW THAT GUY ? 77 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:40,500 HE WORKS AT THE RESTAURANT 78 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,100 IN YOUR HOTEL. 79 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:43,633 THE "W" HOTEL. 80 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:45,867 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY HELLO TO HIM, YOU KNOW HIM. 81 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,900 I KNOW, HE WANTED TO DO A STOP AND CHAT. 82 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,067 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO A STOP AND CHAT. 83 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,333 "STOP AND CHAT ?" 84 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,067 WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS, "STOP AND CHAT ?" 85 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:53,600 HE WANTED TO STOP AND CHAT WITH ME 86 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,167 AND I DON'T KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH FOR A STOP AND CHAT. 87 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,833 HI, HOW ARE YOU ? NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, TAKE CARE, BYE. 88 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:58,467 NO, IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 89 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,900 FOR HIM ALL I NEED TO DO IS JUST SAY HELLO, AND-- 90 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,200 YOU KNOW WHAT ? THAT WAS KIND OF RUDE. 91 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:03,600 THAT WAS NOT RUDE. 92 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:04,900 I DON'T HAVE TO DO A STOP AND CHAT WITH HIM. 93 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:06,867 YOU ALWAYS HAVE THESE RULES AND THE PHRASINGS, 94 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,367 STOP AND CHAT. 95 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:12,967 LARRY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP US STUFF SOME ENVELOPES ? 96 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,833 UM, NO. 97 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,067 ( sarcastically ) REALLY ? 98 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,700 THAT SHOCKS ME. 99 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,867 OOH, GUESS WHO I'M GOING TO SEE. 100 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,933 WHO ? 101 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:23,067 KIM. 102 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:24,500 KIM NAILS OR KIM PSYCHIC ? 103 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:25,567 KIM PSYCHIC. 104 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,633 WHAT ? 105 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,400 YES, I'M SO EXCITED. 106 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:29,867 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THAT PSYCHIC ? 107 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,233 YEAH, TO KIM. 108 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:32,667 I KEPT CALLING AND FINALLY 109 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,300 SHE SAID THAT SOMEBODY CANCELLED THEIR APPOINTMENT, SO. 110 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,833 LAST TIME SHE WAS DEAD ON. 111 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:38,967 OH, SHE'S GREAT. 112 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,267 OH, YEAH. 113 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,067 SHE TOLD CHERYL THAT I WAS GONNA GET A HOLE IN ONE IN GOLF, 114 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:44,100 AND I GOT A HOLE IN ONE. 115 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,733 WOW, NOW THAT'S AMAZING, SHE'S ALMOST MAGICAL. 116 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:49,433 SHE ALSO TOLD CHERYL THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME IN HAWAII, 117 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:51,100 WHICH I DID, BUT, YOU KNOW... 118 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,433 ( Cheryl ) BUT THAT WASN'T SO... 119 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,533 ONLY YOU COULD HAVE A BAD TIME IN HAWAII. 120 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,867 YEAH, ANYBODY COULD'VE PREDICTED THAT. 121 00:03:56,900 --> 00:04:01,067 AND SHE SAID THAT ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS GONNA GET PREGNANT, CARRIE, 122 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,833 AND SHE EVEN SAID THE NAME AND SHE'S PREGNANT 123 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,567 AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE A BABY AND THEY'RE SO HAPPY. 124 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,367 I MEAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 125 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,100 ( Cheryl ) HOW WEIRD IS THAT ? 126 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:10,300 SHE'S SPOOKY. 127 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,500 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HER ? 128 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:13,300 SHE EVEN, LIKE STUFF THAT'S BAD, 129 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,067 SHE DOESN'T HOLD BACK. 130 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:16,300 SHE'LL TELL YOU. 131 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:17,967 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PSYCHICS, 132 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,600 THEY HOLD BACK ON THE BAD STUFF. 133 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:21,200 WHO'S GONNA PAY TO HEAR A BUNCH OF BAD SHIT ? 134 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,767 NOBODY WANT TO HEAR THAT. 135 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,600 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS ? 136 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:32,800 WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ? 137 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,967 PUTT IT. 138 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,633 EVERY HOLE, 139 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,567 THEY LINE UP PUTTS, FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE BACK. 140 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,067 THEY WALK AROUND. 141 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:42,700 WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING, FOR THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ? 142 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:43,767 I KNOW. 143 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,333 I'VE GOT A FIVE-HOUR ROUND HERE. 144 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:46,433 WE'RE FINE. 145 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:47,933 WE'RE FINE ? 146 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,333 ENJOY YOURSELF. I CAN'T ENJOY MYSELF. 147 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:51,100 THEY CAN'T FEEL YOUR TENSION, OKAY ? 148 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:54,300 YOU'RE JUST ALL WIRED UP. 149 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,667 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I GOT A MASSEUSE. 150 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,100 THIS WEEKEND YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER, MY TREAT. 151 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,667 YOU'RE JUST ALL TENSE. 152 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,700 YOU NEED TO RELAX, 'CAUSE GOLF DOESN'T RELAX YOU. 153 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:06,533 HOW CAN YOU RELAX IF THESE GUYS TAKE A YEAR LIKE THIS ? 154 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,100 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, SO ? 155 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,767 MY TREAT. 156 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,533 HEY, SORRY ABOUT THIS, THEY'RE TAKING A YEAR UP THERE. 157 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:14,533 NO PROBLEM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 158 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,533 I'M TELLING YOU-- 159 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,733 ALRIGHT, FINE, I'LL GET IT. 160 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:20,400 ( Larry ) FINALLY, THEY'RE DONE. 161 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,833 I CAN'T HIT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 162 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:31,667 YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T, I JUST CAN'T. 163 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,633 ( female ) OH, RIGHT THERE, WHAT'S THAT ? 164 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,967 ( Larry ) THAT'S A BAD SPOT. 165 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,933 YEAH, LET'S TRY TO BREATHE THROUGH IT, OKAY, TOGETHER ? 166 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:44,900 ( loud breathing ) 167 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,333 IS THAT BETTER ? 168 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:51,933 NAH, NOT REALLY. 169 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:56,233 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE BODY HAS A MEMORY 170 00:05:56,267 --> 00:06:00,167 AND IT HOLDS ON TO TRAUMATIC EVENTS FROM OUR CHILDHOOD. 171 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,700 AND DO YOU THINK THIS MIGHT RELATE TO ANYTHING 172 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:05,100 THAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU ? 173 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:07,533 WELL, MY MOTHER DID THROW ME AGAINST A BRICK WALL 174 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,200 WHEN I WAS AN INFANT, MAYBE-- 175 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:10,933 REALLY ? 176 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:12,100 YEAH. 177 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,733 I DIDN'T GET HURT AT ALL. 178 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:16,933 WOW. 179 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:21,933 AND HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO HER ABOUT THIS, MAYBE ? 180 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:24,167 YEAH, I'VE MENTIONED IT TO HER A COUPLE OF TIMES. 181 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,067 SHE'S OKAY WITH THAT ? 182 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:30,833 YEAH, SHE SAID I WAS A LITTLE PRICK. 183 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,233 HOW'S YOUR CHI ? 184 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,867 IT'S GOOD, IT'S DELICIOUS CHI. 185 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:39,667 THE WHOLE BODY DOES BETTER WHEN THERE'S NO BLOCKAGES ANYWHERE. 186 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,067 I FEEL IT. 187 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,267 ALRIGHT. 188 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,733 YEAH ? MM-HMM. 189 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:47,433 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FINISH YOU OFF ? 190 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:48,900 HOW ? 191 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:50,867 WELL, OH, OKAY. 192 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:05,567 PAH, PAH... 193 00:07:07,267 --> 00:07:10,367 HOT... 194 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:15,467 STOP, STOP. 195 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,333 STOP, STOP. 196 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,867 STOP ? 197 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,467 STOP. 198 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,533 ARE YOU OKAY ? 199 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:35,867 I'M JUST SAYING IF HE GETS SARAH JESSICA PARKER 200 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:38,300 TO DO A GUEST SHOT ON OUR SHOW, IT WOULD BE GREAT. 201 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,467 HEY, MIKE. 202 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,667 HEY, HOW ARE YOU, MAN ? 203 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:41,733 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 204 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:42,833 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 205 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:45,300 ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY, WHAT'S GOING ON ? 206 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,333 IS THIS, UH-- 207 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,400 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 208 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,767 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 209 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,533 WHAT IN THE GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU ? 210 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:53,433 YOU'RE NUTS, YOU'RE NUTS. 211 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:54,967 YOU WANT ME TO WAIT OUTSIDE ? 212 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,600 NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO WAIT OUTSIDE. 213 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:58,900 I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS, OKAY ? 214 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:00,133 OKAY. 215 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:01,967 HE SENDS ME TO A MASSEUSE 216 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:06,067 AND, YOU KNOW, AFTER 45 MINUTES I'M ON MY BACK, 217 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,700 SHE SAYS, "DO YOU WANT ME TO FINISH YOU OFF ?" 218 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:11,067 AND I GO, "WELL, OKAY". 219 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,933 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ! 220 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:15,333 I THINK SHE'S GONNA WORK SOME MORE ON MY NECK AND THAT'S GONNA BE IT ! 221 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,933 THEN SHE PUTS HER HAND UNDER THE SHEETS 222 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:19,067 AND STARTS, YOU KNOW, PUMPING AWAY. 223 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,800 WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU MESSING AROUND WITH ME ? 224 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,067 NO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 225 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,133 IS THIS A GAG ? 226 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:26,233 'CAUSE MY CHARACTER ON MY SHOW GOES TO A MASSEUSE 227 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:27,633 WHO WANTS TO GIVE HIM A HAPPY ENDING. 228 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,567 THAT HAPPENED ON YOUR SHOW ? 229 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,067 YOU DON'T WATCH MY SHOW ? 230 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:32,200 YOU DON'T ? 231 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:33,367 NO. 232 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,600 OH. 233 00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:36,467 PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH, ALRIGHT. 234 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,767 I'M SORRY, HOW'S THE SHOW GOING ? 235 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,267 YOU DON'T WATCH IT, WHY DO YOU CARE ? 236 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,600 I'M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION. 237 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,067 I KNOW YOU ARE. 238 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,967 THAT'S WHY I'M NOT THROWING IT BACK YOUR WAY. 239 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:44,967 DID YOU ENJOY IT ? 240 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,767 I STOPPED IT. 241 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,300 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STOPPED IT ? WHO STOPS A WHACK OFF ? 242 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,167 I STOPPED IT AFTER 12 PUMPS. 243 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,667 NO WONDER YOU'RE STILL UPTIGHT. 244 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,533 YOU EITHER DO ZERO PUMPS OR, LIKE, A THOUSAND PUMPS. 245 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,467 I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT. 246 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,533 HOW DID YOU DO THAT ? WHAT DID YOU SUMMON ? 247 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:02,633 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT. 248 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,233 IF I STOPPED AT 12 PUMPS, I WOULD TELL MY WIFE. 249 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,933 I'D GO HOME THAT NIGHT AND SAY, "HONEY, I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE 250 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:10,333 AND I TOOK 12 PUMPS AND I STOPPED, 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU." 251 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,733 I WILL NEVER EVER, EVER TELL HER. 252 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,467 AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOUR WIFE EVER FINDS OUT, 253 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,167 YOU'RE A NOBLE MAN, YOU MADE IT STOP. 254 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,300 SHE'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 255 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,333 ALRIGHT. 256 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:22,367 OH, MY GOD. 257 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,100 SHE'S GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH THAT, UM... 258 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:28,700 THAT PSYCHIC TODAY. 259 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,733 THE HOLE IN ONE PSYCHIC ? 260 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:30,867 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT ? 261 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,367 YEAH. 262 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,467 THE PSYCHIC TOLD HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS GONNA HIT A HOLE IN ONE, 263 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,067 AND HE DID. 264 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:38,067 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PSYCHIC COULD KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 265 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,500 SHE KNEW HOLE IN ONE. 266 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,700 YOU BETTER STOP HER FROM GOING. 267 00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,733 LARRY, GOOD SEEING YOU. 268 00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:42,967 GOOD TO SEE YOU, MIKE. 269 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,833 DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE CBS MEETING. 270 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:47,867 CBS, TODAY, YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE, DON'T BE LATE. 271 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,267 HEY, SHE'S GREAT, DO YOU WANT HER NUMBER ? 272 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,767 ABSOLUTELY. 273 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,767 ABSOLUTELY. 274 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,067 CHERYL ? 275 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,100 YES, I'M UP HERE ! 276 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,300 HI. HI. 277 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,633 HOW WAS YOUR MASSAGE ? 278 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,933 GOOD. 279 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,200 GOOD, GUESS WHAT ? 280 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,633 I HAVE MADE PLANS FOR US TONIGHT. 281 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,367 WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR CBS DEAL. 282 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,667 IT'S NOT EVEN-- 283 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,233 LISTEN, I HAVE A LIMO THAT'S GONNA PICK US UP. 284 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:15,567 IT'S GONNA TAKE US TO MOHO FOR DINNER AT THE "W" HOTEL. 285 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,067 AND THEN IF WE'RE, YOU KNOW, FEELING FRISKY, 286 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,100 THEN WE CAN STAY ALL NIGHT, WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO. 287 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:22,800 I SAW THAT GUY WHO MANAGES THE PLACE, RICK CRANE, 288 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,733 I RAN INTO HIM ON THE STREET THE OTHER DAY 289 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,933 AND I DIDN'T DO A STOP AND CHAT. 290 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:30,267 HE WANTED TO STOP AND TALK AND I JUST KEPT WALKING, 291 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,900 BUT I SAID HELLO, BUT-- 292 00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:33,933 WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ? 293 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,000 IT'S TOO AWKWARD AND HORRIBLE TO DO THOSE STOP AND CHATS. 294 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,033 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 295 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,633 WE'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA RUN INTO HIM. 296 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,233 THE DEAL WITH CBS, WE HAVE THE MEETING TODAY. 297 00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,967 IT'S NOT A DONE DEAL OR ANYTHING. 298 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I DON'T EVEN KNOW-- 299 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,667 OH, COME ON, IT'S AS GOOD AS DONE, RIGHT ? 300 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,633 HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS ? 301 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PSYCHIC. 302 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,133 I'M ACTUALLY RUNNING LATE. 303 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,233 OH, OH, I GOT THEM, I GOT THEM. 304 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,300 ALRIGHT, WELL, I WILL SEE YOU LATER. 305 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,067 HONEY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 306 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,067 WHAT ? 307 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,067 LET'S FOOL AROUND. 308 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,200 RIGHT NOW ? 309 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,767 LISTEN, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 310 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,500 FORGET THE PSYCHIC, COME ON, LET'S FOOL AROUND. 311 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,233 IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET THIS. 312 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,867 NO, NO, NOT RIGHT NOW ! 313 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,667 NO, MEANS NO ! 314 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,933 GOD, NO, SAVE IT FOR TONIGHT ! 315 00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,500 SAVE IT FOR TONIGHT ! 316 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:23,667 LARRY, NO, LISTEN, I HAVE GOT TO GET GOING. 317 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,367 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LATE. 318 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,267 I'VE GOT A LUMP AND I'M AFRAID SHE'S GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT IT ! 319 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,833 DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING ?! 320 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,833 I'M DYING ! 321 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:35,567 ( female ) AND THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW, "AREN'T YOU EVELYN ?" 322 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,600 I LIKE THE EDGE OF IT, BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, 323 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,500 BUT IT'S A LITTLE QUIRKY, TOO. 324 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,167 THIS IS ALL LARRY'S IDEA, BY THE WAY. 325 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,733 HE CAME TO MY OFFICE AND PITCHED IT, 326 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,600 AND I IMMEDIATELY JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SUPERB 327 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:49,467 AND, UM, LAR, HELLO ? 328 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,067 HELLO ? WE'RE PITCHING. 329 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,500 YES, SO. 330 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,633 DID SHE OFFER YOU COFFEE OR WATER OR SOMETHING ? 331 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,400 OH, SHE DID, I DON'T WANT ANY, 332 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,800 BUT PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE AN ESPRESSO ? 333 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,467 WE CAN MAKE YOU A LATTE HERE. 334 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,067 I'M OKAY, THANK YOU. 335 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,300 ALRIGHT. 336 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,500 YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT'S HARD, 337 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:10,833 ABOUT HAVING BEEN ON A SUCCESSFUL SHOW 338 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:13,633 IS, UM... 339 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,733 ... IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT, 340 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,167 BUT EVERYBODY IDENTIFIES ME WITH ELAINE. 341 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,833 OKAY, SO, FOR INSTANCE, 342 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,333 RECENTLY, I WAS SKIING WITH MY FAMILY IN JACKSON HOLE. 343 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:29,933 AND I WAS WEARING THE HELMET, THE GOGGLES, 344 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,733 THE BIG, BAGGY CLOTHES, COVERED IN SNOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 345 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,067 OH, I SEE YOUR HUSBAND, LARRY. 346 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,233 YEAH, HE GETTING A MASSAGE. 347 00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,633 RIGHT. 348 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,067 OH, HE GETTING MORE THAN JUST A MASSAGE. 349 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:47,433 HE'S VERY HAPPY. 350 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:53,400 YEAH, HE HAVING SEX WITH HER HAND ! 351 00:12:53,433 --> 00:13:00,600 OH, SHE PUMP 32 TIMES, THEN WOOSH ! 352 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,067 SO, THAT IS AN EXAMPLE, DON'T YOU THINK ? 353 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,233 LARRY, LARRY, ISN'T THAT A GOOD EXAMPLE OF, YOU KNOW, 354 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,433 TRYING TO... 355 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:09,567 LIKE, UM, RIGHT, LIKE, THE SKIING THING. 356 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,367 LIKE, WHEN SHE WAS SKIING, UM... 357 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,267 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S JUST WHAT I SAID. 358 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,200 I KNOW, I KNOW, SHE WAS SKIING AND SHE HAD THE PROBLEM. 359 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,900 NO, NO, NO, I SAID THAT, SO-- 360 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,900 SITUATIONS LIKE THAT ARE GONNA COME UP ON THE SHOW. 361 00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:22,967 JUST LIKE THAT. 362 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,800 SO, I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE HERE. 363 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,567 I'M A HUGE FAN OF BOTH OF YOU, OBVIOUSLY. 364 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,667 ( Julia ) THANK YOU. 365 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,800 AND I LOVE YOUR IDEA, 366 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,733 AND WE WOULD LOVE TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH YOU. 367 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:35,767 GREAT, FANTASTIC ! 368 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,400 ... TALK FURTHER ABOUT CASTING AND FURTHER, YOU KNOW... 369 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,367 I'VE KINDA GOTTA TAKE OFF, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 370 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,800 THANK YOU. 371 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,067 NICE TO SEE YOU. 372 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,067 ( male ) WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 373 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,133 HOW DID IT GO ? 374 00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:02,400 OH, HEY, UM... 375 00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:06,367 IT WENT WELL, I THINK, UH... 376 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,733 I THINK THEY REALLY LIKED THE SHOW. 377 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,700 I THINK, UM, I THINK THEY WANT TO DO IT. 378 00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:15,433 AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME HOW MY APPOINTMENT WENT ? 379 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:18,433 OH RIGHT, THE PSYCHIC, HOW DID IT GO ? 380 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:25,133 WELL, I KNOW EVERYTHING, LARRY. 381 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,633 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 382 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,533 WHAT HAPPENED WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED ? 383 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,067 WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT HAPPENED ? 384 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,633 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN ? 385 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,667 YEAH. 386 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,833 WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED ? 387 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,200 THAT YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 388 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:39,400 I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR ! 389 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:42,800 I KNOW ABOUT IT, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 390 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,333 SHE TOLD YOU WHAT, WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ? 391 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,467 THAT'S INSANE ! 392 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,400 SHE SAID THAT YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR 393 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,500 WITH A WOMAN WITH LONG, RED HAIR 394 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,933 AND A TATTOO OF A STAR. 395 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:54,067 I HAVE NOT TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 396 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,567 I'M NOT HAVING ANY AFFAIR ! 397 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,700 YOU'RE NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR. 398 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:57,867 NO. 399 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,633 WHY WOULD SHE MAKE UP A STORY LIKE THAT ? 400 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,567 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WOULD, MAYBE SHE'S AN ANTI-SEMITE. 401 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,367 I DON'T THINK SO. 402 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,667 YOU DON'T THINK SO ? 403 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,067 OH, I'M SURE THERE'S SOME KOREAN ANTI-SEMITES. 404 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:11,567 SHE'S NOT KOREAN. 405 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,200 SHE'S AMERICAN. 406 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,367 SHE'S AMERICAN ? 407 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,500 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HER NAME WAS KIM. 408 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,300 HER NAME IS KIM. 409 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,867 THIS IS NOT THE POINT. 410 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,600 THE POINT IS THAT SHE TOLD ME THIS WHOLE THING 411 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:24,800 ABOUT YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR. 412 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,100 SHE'S WRONG. 413 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,467 SHE SEEMED VERY SURE OF IT. 414 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,467 NO, IT'S NOT TRUE, I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR. 415 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,733 I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN. 416 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:40,633 NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER. 417 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,400 IF YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR, 418 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,167 YOU'D PROBABLY LIE ABOUT IT, WOULDN'T YOU ? 419 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,133 I WOULD IMAGINE I WOULD. 420 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,567 THEN HOW DO I KNOW THAT THIS JUST ISN'T A LIE ? 421 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,433 BECAUSE IF I JUST TOLD YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT, 422 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,967 IT MEANS THAT I'M JUST A TRUTHFUL PERSON 423 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,500 WHO WOULD TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING. 424 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,767 NO AFFAIR, SORRY. 425 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,233 PROMISE. 426 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,300 WHO'S GONNA HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH ME ? I'M NOT A COOL GUY. 427 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,333 YOU GOTTA BE A COOL GUY TO DO THAT. 428 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,900 THAT'S TRUE. 429 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,767 I COULDN'T DO THAT, I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW, WHAT WOULD I DO ? 430 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,767 I DON'T KNOW, YOU WOULD NOT BE GOOD AT IT. 431 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,433 IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS TO EVEN PUT A MOVE ON YOU. 432 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,200 I KNOW. 433 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,133 SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY HEALTH, RIGHT ? 434 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,967 NO, NO. 435 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,500 COME ON. 436 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,833 SERIOUSLY. 437 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,633 I KNOW, 'CAUSE I HAD THIS WHOLE NIGHT PLANNED FOR US-- 438 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,500 WE'RE STILL GONNA HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. 439 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,200 COME ON, I WANT TO, WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. 440 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,533 I GOT THE THING, CBS, COME ON ! 441 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,800 I KNOW, I KNOW. 442 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,467 OH, COME ON, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS NONSENSE. 443 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,467 THANK YOU. 444 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,733 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 445 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,933 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, I GOT IT. 446 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,667 I GOT IT, IT'S MY JOB. 447 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,067 UM, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW ? 448 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,200 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 449 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,633 YOU'RE WAITING IN THE CAR ? 450 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,067 I'LL BE WAITING IN THE CAR, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 451 00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,933 OKAY, WE'LL BE A COUPLE OF HOURS, I GUESS. 452 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,067 THAT'S GREAT. 453 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,167 IS THAT ALRIGHT ? 454 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,700 THAT'S FINE, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 455 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,533 YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 456 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:11,833 GREAT, WE'RE GOING TO. 457 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,067 YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT HERE AND EVERYTHING ? 458 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067 I'LL BE FINE. 459 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,700 OKAY, THANK YOU. 460 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,767 LOOK AT THE SIZE, WHY'D YOU GET A STRETCH LIMO ? IT'S GIGANTIC. 461 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,367 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO. 462 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,533 I KNOW, BUT WE COULD'VE GOT A TOWN CAR. 463 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,367 BUT THAT DOESN'T SAY WE'RE CELEBRATING. 464 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,367 WHAT IS THIS ? 465 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,067 A LITTLE BIT OF A LINE. 466 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,067 I'M NOT GONNA WAIT FOR THIS. 467 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,633 JUST WAIT YOUR TURN. 468 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,500 I'M JOKING, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 469 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,200 YEAH, I'M GONNA PUSH THEM OUT OF THE WAY. 470 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:36,833 WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETIMES. 471 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,200 WELL, GOOD EVENING. 472 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,133 HI, SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 473 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,933 SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US. 474 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:43,067 HOW'S IT GOING ? 475 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,433 GOOD. 476 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,967 I'LL SEAT YOU MYSELF. 477 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,067 GREAT, GREAT. 478 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,433 RIGHT THIS WAY. 479 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,500 I HOPE THIS TABLE'S TO YOUR LIKING. 480 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,933 VERY GOOD, THANK YOU. SURE, THANK YOU. 481 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,267 MY PLEASURE. 482 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,933 A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE, NO ? 483 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,867 YEAH, ISN'T IT. 484 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,433 THIS IS LOVELY. 485 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,767 DID YOU HEAR THIS GUY ? 486 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,067 HUH ? 487 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,267 HAVE YOU BEEN CATCHING ON WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? 488 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,467 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? 489 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,333 WITH THIS GUY, WHAT'S GOING ON ? 490 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,433 HE'S BEEN COMPLETELY SNUBBING ME. 491 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:19,367 IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTLE, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 492 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,533 THANK YOU. 493 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,167 HI, I'LL BE BACK FOR YOUR DRINK ORDER. 494 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,400 OKAY, THANKS. 495 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,367 YOU GOTTA STOP AND TALK TO PEOPLE, 496 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,333 LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH INFORMATION TO EXCHANGE. 497 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,400 "HELLO, HOW YOU DOING ?" 498 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,667 "HOW ARE YOU ?" "GOOD." 499 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,300 "HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU ?" "GOOD, UH-HUH." 500 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,267 "OH, OKAY, WELL, TAKE IT EASY." 501 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,767 ARE YOU GONNA GET AN APPETIZER, 502 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,233 OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE MAIN DISH ? 503 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,633 I DON'T KNOW. 504 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,267 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT DRIVER, 505 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,500 JUST LET HIM SIT IN THE CAR FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS ? 506 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,833 THAT'S HIS NIGHT ? 507 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,333 THAT'S WHY HE GETS PAID, HE SITS THERE AND WAITS. 508 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,333 IT'S NOT A BAD JOB. 509 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,300 I KNOW. 510 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,867 BUT, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIM JUST SITTING OUT THERE WAITING FOR US. 511 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,533 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO HURRY, YOU KNOW ? 512 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,600 DIDN'T YOU USED TO DRIVE A LIMO ? 513 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,333 DID YOU DO WAITING ? YOU HAD TO WAIT. 514 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,100 YEAH, I KNOW, AND I HATED IT. 515 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:06,267 I'VE DECIDED THAT THIS IS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 516 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,500 IT'S REALLY GOOD, ISN'T IT ? 517 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:11,567 THE SHRIMP IS SO GOOD, I CAN'T GET OVER IT. 518 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,500 SHRIMP ARE GREAT, BUT I HATE ORDERING THE SAME THING. 519 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,767 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 520 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,367 WELL, WE BOTH GOT THE SAME DISH. 521 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,067 WHY ? 522 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,933 I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY OF MINE IF I HAD SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 523 00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,800 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT DINNER FOR, UM, 524 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,767 WHAT'S HIS NAME, GREG, THE DRIVER ? 525 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,133 SHOULD WE BUY HIM DINNER ? 526 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 527 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,667 THE LIMO GUY ? 528 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,767 YEAH. 529 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,467 HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT GREG ? 530 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,667 OH, HE'S PROBABLY HUNGRY OUT THERE. 531 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,233 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD ORDER A DINNER FOR HIM ? 532 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,667 NO, I THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 533 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,700 WELL, I GOT SOME LEFTOVERS HERE. 534 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,933 MAYBE I'LL JUST GET HIM A DOGGIE BAG OR SOMETHING. 535 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,633 IS THAT BAD ? 536 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,067 I DON'T HAVE TO EAT THESE TWO SHRIMP. 537 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,667 ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT SHRIMP ? YOUR LAST SHRIMP ? 538 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,367 UH, YES, I AM GONNA FINISH THAT, THANK YOU. 539 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,800 BOY, I'M ALMOST FULL ALREADY. 540 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,367 AND YOU'RE A SHRIMP AHEAD OF ME. 541 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,467 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT ? 542 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,200 NO, I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO THE LIMO DRIVER. 543 00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:15,467 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, YOU WANT TO FINISH IT, GO AHEAD. 544 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,433 NO, NO, NO, I DON'T WANT IT NOW. 545 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,600 GO AHEAD-- 546 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,567 NO, I'M TELLING YOU I'M DONE. 547 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,100 HEY. 548 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,733 HEY, I GOT YOU SOME FOOD. 549 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,967 OH, THAT'S GREAT, THANKS. 550 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,800 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 551 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,867 YEAH, THERE'S SOME SHRIMP IN THERE AND-- 552 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,400 LIKE, LEFTOVERS ? 553 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,933 WELL, THERE'S SHRIMP, AND... 554 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,167 YEAH. 555 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,533 THERE'S SOME RICE IN THERE. 556 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,467 BUT, I DIDN'T TOUCH ANY OF THE SHRIMP. 557 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,900 I DIVIDED THE RICE VERY CAREFULLY. 558 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,700 IT'S ALL CLEAN, IT'S ALL GOOD. 559 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,300 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT, THERE'S NO FORK, THERE'S NO NAPKIN. 560 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,333 I CAN'T EAT THIS. 561 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,967 I'M SORRY, I FORGOT THE FORK. 562 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,267 I'LL GO... 563 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,900 I'LL GO GET YOU A FORK AND A NAPKIN. 564 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,233 THAT'D BE GREAT. 565 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,433 SORRY. 566 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,633 THAT'S FINE. 567 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,533 WE SHOULD'VE GOT THE GUY A DINNER. 568 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,467 GIVE HIM THE LEFTOVERS LIKE THAT, THAT WAS CRAZY. 569 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,433 HE SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT YOU GOT HIM SOMETHING. 570 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,867 JUST SIT DOWN, HONEY. 571 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,333 I GOTTA GET HIM A FORK. 572 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,300 I DIDN'T GIVE HIM A FORK. 573 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,800 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN YOUR PIE YET ? 574 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,967 NO, I'M WAITING FOR YOU. 575 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,200 OH, OKAY. 576 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,233 I'LL JUST GIVE HIM A FORK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 577 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,767 YOU'RE GOING BACK OUT THERE ? 578 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,633 I GOTTA GIVE THE GUY A FORK. 579 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,100 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY ? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 580 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,500 OH, HEY, LARRY, HOW'S IT GOING ? 581 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,967 OH HEY, THE FOOD WAS SENSATIONAL. 582 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,133 EXCELLENT. 583 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,933 YEAH, REALLY SPECTACULAR. 584 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,900 WONDERFUL, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR POCKET ? 585 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,500 A PEN. 586 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,233 I WAS THINKING OF THE OTHER POCKET. 587 00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,767 OH, I GOT A NAPKIN AND A FORK. 588 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,600 THERE'S A DRIVER OUTSIDE. 589 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,133 PARDON ME FOR SUGGESTING THIS, 590 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:09,300 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE WALKING OUT WITH OUR SILVERWARE. 591 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,333 I AM, IN A WAY, BUT I'M NOT STEALING IT. 592 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,067 I'M JUST BORROWING IT FOR A MINUTE 593 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,600 AND LETTING HIM EAT HIS MEAL, THEN I'LL COME BACK AND GET IT. 594 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:16,867 WE'RE STILL HAVING DESSERT. 595 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,333 I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HIM TWO MINUTES, 596 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,367 AND I'LL COME BACK AND GET THE FORK. 597 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400 I CALL THAT STEALING. 598 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,067 OKAY, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 599 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:27,667 YOU'RE UPSET, THE OTHER DAY WHEN I SAW YOU ON THE STREET, 600 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700 AND I DIDN'T DO A LITTLE STOP AND CHAT, 601 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,433 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GOOD AT LITTLE, 602 00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,400 AT ARTIFICIAL SMALL TALK, 603 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:35,600 "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU", KIND OF THING. 604 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,133 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 605 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,533 COULD YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE ? 606 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,567 WHAT ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 607 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,400 I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE. 608 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,933 YOU'LL BE APPEARING AT THE WEST LOS ANGELES MUNICIPAL COURT. 609 00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:55,200 JUDGE KATZ. 610 00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:56,400 THAT'S A LOVELY BUILDING. 611 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,733 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THAT. 612 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,633 IF YOU COULD SIGN RIGHT HERE, PLEASE. 613 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:02,067 ALRIGHT, I GUESS IN HINDSIGHT 614 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,367 I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LET THE GUY EAT WITH HIS HANDS. 615 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,800 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN, PROBABLY THE BETTER THING TO DO, DON'T YOU THINK ? 616 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,567 JUST HAVE HIM GET IT ALL OVER HIS FACE 617 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,800 AND HAVE DOGS COME UP MAYBE AND LICK IT OFF HIM. 618 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,533 THAT'S REALLY WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE. 619 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,700 SIR, YOU'LL HAVE EVERY OPPORTUNITY 620 00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:17,733 TO PRESENT YOUR CASE TO JUDGE KATZ. 621 00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:18,867 THE COURT DATE IS ON THE BACK. 622 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,900 OKAY. 623 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,200 AND YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 624 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,700 YES, YOU, TOO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 625 00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:30,167 OH, GOD, OH, THE DRIVER. 626 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,067 SHIT, I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 627 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,500 I AM SO SORRY. 628 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:38,500 I HAD THE FORK AND THE GUY CAUGHT ME 629 00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:41,533 TAKING THE FORK OUT OF THE RESTAURANT 630 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:42,833 AND HE CALLED THE POLICE. 631 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,733 I HAVE TO GO BEFORE A JUDGE ! 632 00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:47,267 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'M OKAY, THANKS. 633 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,700 DID YOU EAT THE FOOD ? 634 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,333 NO, I'LL GET SOMETHING ON THE WAY HOME. 635 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,967 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'M GOOD. 636 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,433 I'M SORRY. 637 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:59,333 SO, UH, I'LL MAYBE CALL YOU NEXT WEEK ? 638 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,633 THAT WAS GREAT, THANK YOU. 639 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,800 BYE. 640 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,433 EXCUSE ME. 641 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:23,133 I'M SORRY, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS STRANGE. 642 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:24,200 I JUST-- 643 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:28,133 DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO OF A STAR ? 644 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,900 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ? 645 00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:34,167 WOW, YEAH, ON MY ARM, THAT'S WILD. 646 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,333 CHERYL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 647 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,067 LARRY ? 648 00:24:49,267 --> 00:24:50,967 ( judge ) ALRIGHT, IN THE MATTER OF LARRY DAVID, 649 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,167 THE RECORD REFLECT THE PRESENCE OF MR. DAVID. 650 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200 THIS CASE IS HERE FOR SENTENCING. 651 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:59,067 MR. DAVID, YOU WISH TO BE HEARD BEFORE I IMPOSE SENTENCE ON YOU ? 652 00:24:59,067 --> 00:25:00,700 UM, YES, JUDGE KATZ. 653 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,967 AND MAY I SAY SHABBAT SHALOM. 654 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:08,400 WHAT HAPPENED IS SIMPLY THAT I WAS TRYING TO 655 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,600 BRING A FORK TO A WORKING MAN, 656 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,800 WHO WAS A DRIVER, A LIMOUSINE DRIVER, 657 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,133 AND HE HAD DINNER, BUT HE DID NOT HAVE A FORK TO EAT THE DINNER, 658 00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:19,567 SO, ALL I WAS DOING WAS ATTEMPTING TO BRING HIM A FORK AND A NAPKIN 659 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,967 SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO EAT WITH HIS HANDS 660 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,933 AND GET IT ALL OVER HIS FACE AND HIS CLOTHING, 661 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:27,900 AND, UH, IT WAS ONLY OUT OF SOME PERSONAL ANIMUS 662 00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,733 THAT THE RESTAURATEUR HAD TOWARD ME 663 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:31,667 BECAUSE I RAN INTO HIM ON THE STREET 664 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,567 AND I DIDN'T STOP AND HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH HIM. 665 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,667 I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE LITTLE CHIT CHAT ON THE STREET. 666 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,333 I LIKE TO HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE. 667 00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,900 IT'S TOUCHING WHAT YOU TELL ME. 668 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,067 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THERE WAS AN INDICATION 669 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,467 THAT YOU WERE GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANTED, WHEN YOU WANTED 670 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,667 BECAUSE YOU FEEL BECAUSE OF YOUR CELEBRITY, 671 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,333 SOMEHOW YOU CAN DO THINGS WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES. 672 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:57,567 MR. DAVID, I NEED YOUR HELP IN THIS. 673 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,100 OBVIOUSLY, A FINE ISN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING. 674 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,100 IT JUST WON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY. 675 00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,800 SO, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THIS COURT TO DO 676 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,200 SO THAT THE PUBLIC UNDERSTANDS THAT I'M NOT ACCORDING YOU 677 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,067 ANY SPECIAL TREATMENT ? 678 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:19,200 I COULD WORK AT THE TEMPLE ON SATURDAY MORNINGS, 679 00:26:19,233 --> 00:26:21,533 HAND OUT TALLISES AND YARMULKES. 680 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,500 AND YOU THINK THIS IS A FITTING PUNISHMENT ? 681 00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:25,233 ISN'T IT A JOY ? 682 00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:27,700 WELL, TEMPLE CAN BE QUITE GRUELING AS YOU WELL KNOW. 683 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:32,333 YOU KNOW, MR. DAVID, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. 684 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,833 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO ? 685 00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:38,300 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SENTENCE THAT WILL GUARANTEE 686 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:42,700 THAT YOU WILL NEVER, EVER DO THIS AGAIN. 687 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,533 ( chattering ) 688 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,333 HI, LARRY. 689 00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,533 I DIDN'T BEAT MY WIFE. 690 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:13,767 HOW'S THE SHRIMP, AL ? 691 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,100 ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHRIMP FROM THE CHINESE RESTAURANT ? 692 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,700 EVENING. 693 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:32,333 THAT WAS A WATER BOTTLE IN MY PANTS. 694 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,933 A WATER BOTTLE ! 695 00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:36,700 HERE'S A GOOD QUESTION FOR "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE". 696 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,900 WHAT IDIOT RUNS ABC ?! 697 00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:41,533 BUT I'M NOT GONNA-- 698 00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:48,600 UM, IT'S... 699 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:54,200 IT'S A LONG STORY. 700 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:58,567 I WAS TRYING TO HELP A DRIVER, A WORKING MAN, 701 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,133 SO, HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO EAT WITH HIS HANDS. 702 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,900 MISS "CBS BIGWIG." 703 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:28,667 Captions Copyright 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 704 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:33,067 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 705 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:43,067 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 706 00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:53,067 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 50518

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