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(opening theme playing)
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(siren wailing)
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Cyborg: You don't think I know
that she's a robot?
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I know she's a robot.
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But if she's really
part of the family,
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Why do they make her sleep
in a cupboard?
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I mean,
she can have a real bed.
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Don't they realize
she's a small wonder?
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Why does this show
always get you so worked up?
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Yeah, it's supposed to be
a comedy, dude.
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-(bell chimes)
-(gasps)
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(squawking)
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Hocus-pocus.
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Oh, mumbo!
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Titans, woah!
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(chuckling) magic show.
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-Oh, goody!
-(crashing)
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The teen titans.
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You'll never be able
to stop...
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Do a trick! Do a trick!
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Ooh, yes. We would like
to see the magic.
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Ta-da.
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(gasping) flowers!
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They just came out of nowhere.
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(gasps)
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(sniffing)
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This isn't a magic show.
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(all shushing)
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Can I get a dollar
from the crowd?
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-Cyborg: Oh, I got one!
-Robin: No. Take mine!
Take mine!
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Beast boy: I've got 20, yo.
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You're not supposed to be
giving the thief money.
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(all shushing)
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Amazing!
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How in the world
does he do it?
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He is blowing my mind!
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Ooh! (gushing)
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Now for my final trick,
watch me disappear.
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Into prison
for 10 to 20 years.
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-Ah, come on!
-Way to go!
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You totally ruined the show!
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Why must you hate the magic?
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(raven grunting)
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(seagulls shrieking)
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(meditative music playing)
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-(crashing)
-(starfire screaming)
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Cyborg: Oh, my
goodness gracious!
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What are we gonna do?
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What? What happened?
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Robin somehow
removed the thumb.
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Presto chango!
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Oh, it's back on.
It's all good, people.
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Oh, no! It's gone again!
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(screaming)
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What is going on?
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Magic! That's what.
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Seeing that creepy little
blue guy work miracles
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Has inspired me
to do the same.
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Hey, beast boy,
whoop, got your nose.
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Wow, magic.
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(screaming)
someone call a doctor.
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Put it back.
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I beg of you.
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You guys think
that's impressive?
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Azarath metrion zinthos.
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(bowling pins clattering)
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Beast boy: Super lame.
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I saw how she did that.
She just used a spell.
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(sarcastically)
yeah, great trick.
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(all booing)
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-Say, beast boy...
-What?
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You appear to have
something lodged
in your general ear area.
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Uh, that's just
my waxy buildup.
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Not that.
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There's something
behind your ear.
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Huh, what's that doing
in there?
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He pulled a coin
from behind beast boy's ear.
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Do you keep the coins
behind your ear, beast boy?
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No, dude, no.
Never in my life.
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Magic!
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(applauding)
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Boo!
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Why do you have to be
such a heckler, rave?
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I'm not!
It's just that robin's magic
is terrible.
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-No, you hate everything.
-No, I don't.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Raven: Hate it.
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(meowing)
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Hate it.
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Hate it.
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Okay, so I can be negative.
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But, robin's dealing
with forces more powerful
than he understands.
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His terrible tricks
are bound to anger
the magic god.
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Behold!
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The magic god is responsible
for keeping the forces
of magic in balance,
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Even terrible magic
like robin's.
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If you don't treat the treat
the powers of magic
with respect,
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You'll be summoned
by the magic god
to face his judgment,
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And be eternally...
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Who's ready for more magic?
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All: We are!
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Titans, I'm about to perform
magic's most dangerous trick,
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The water torture chamber.
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I wouldn't try this
if I were you.
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I know what I'm doing, raven.
I saw it on the internet.
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Beast boy, could you help
lower me into the water?
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(water bubbling)
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-This is just stupid.
-(all shushing)
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Maybe we should get him
out of there.
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He's fine, rave,
it's called building drama.
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(gasping)
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(coughing)
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(weekly) ta-da.
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Glorious water trick.
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Guys! That beat
the missing thumb.
The missing thumb.
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What is wrong with you people?
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He died.
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That's what made it
such a great trick.
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Yes,
anybody can survive a trick.
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Well, you can't play around
with this stuff.
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Magic is not a game!
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Magic!
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Keep it up,
and you'll be summoned
by the magic god.
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And believe me,
you don't wanna deal with him.
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You don't get it, raven.
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I am a magic god.
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(exclaims)
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Hummus. Hate it.
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Schnitzel. Hate it.
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Chicken marsala. Hate it.
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-What?
-(cell phone ringing)
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What's wrong with my magic,
today?
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Robin: Hey, uh, rave,you busy?
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Uh, so... (clears throat)
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I was, uh, doing some magic...
(laughs nervously)
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And then this happened.
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(roaring)
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(growling)
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(grunts)
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(thudding)
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No wonder my magic's off.
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You finally upset
the magic god,
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And now,
all magic is out of balance.
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Why didn't you listen to me?
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I thought
you were just being negative.
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Whoa! What's...
What's going on?
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(both screaming)
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Magic god:
Stand before the magic god.
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You have displeased me.
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Unless you can impress me
with some magic,
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You will be banished
to the mines forever!
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Forgive him, great magic god.
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-Robin knows not
about his misuse of magic.
-(thunderbolt)
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Show me a trick,
or to the mines, you two.
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Let me handle this.
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Azarath metrion zinthos.
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(snarling)
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(dogs barking)
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Hate it.
To the mines, you two.
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You can't send robin
to the mines.
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He won't last a day
down there.
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It's not robin I'm sending
to the mines, you silly fool.
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You have upset the magic god
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By pooh-poohing
all of his fine magic tricks.
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-Me?
-Yes!
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The magic god hates hecklers.
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I know, total downer.
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Now, did you say
you want to see some magic?
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Is this your card?
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(gasps) that was my card.
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Magic!
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Where did the ball go?
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Whoo!
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Magic!
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A coin? Behind my ear?
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How absurd and marvelous!
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Bravo! Bravo!
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You are incredible, robin.
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But she is still to be
banished to the mines forever!
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Please, great magic god,
give raven one more chance.
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I promise
she will not disappoint.
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(sighs)
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(sarcastically)
look, my thumb is missing.
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Delightful! Amazing!
You have pleased me.
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You both may go.
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(both screaming)
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(groaning)
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Sorry, robin.
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Your magic may be terrible,
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But I can't hate things
just because they're terrible.
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From now on I'm gonna work on
being more positive.
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That's it?
You're not gonna say anything?
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(choking)
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I was wondering
where that went.
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How many of the pongs
does he have in there?
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Gajillions. Who knows?
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