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(opening theme playing)
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Bet I can make you smile.
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(laughs) (coughs)
(clears throat)
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No, you cannot.
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-Sure can.
-Nuh-uh.
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-Sure can.
-No way.
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-Sure. Can.
-Negative.
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Pig jig.
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(techno music playing)
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(whimpers)
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(laughing)
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Whew!
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Oh, man. You got me.
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Told ya.
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My turn.
Bet I can make you smile.
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(chuckles)
(sighs)
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Seriously doubt it, bro.
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-Bet I can.
-Nope.
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-Bet I can.
-Uh-uh.
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-Bet I can.
-No way.
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Robo rag!
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(ragtime music playing)
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� robo rag! �
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(laughing)
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Aw, man!
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Told you I could do it.
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So,
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Now what?
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Both: Bro boogie!
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(trance music playing)
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(record scratching)
(music stops)
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(singing)
� oo, oo, oo
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(singing)
� ah, ah, oh, oo �
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What are you doing?
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Look in my direction.
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I shall give you
the smiles too.
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Meow, meow, meow.
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Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
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Meow, meow, meow.
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Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
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-Meow, meow, meow.
-Okay, stop.
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It's not happening.
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I hate being the only titan
who cannot do the joke.
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Aw, don't feel bad, star.
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Robin's not funny either.
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Hey! I'm funny.
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Dude, no. You're not.
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You tell uncle jokes.
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Robin has never told
a joke about his uncle.
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(scoffs) uncle jokes
aren't about uncles.
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They're just lame jokes
that someone like
an uncle would tell.
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And they're never ever funny.
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I don't tell uncle jokes.
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Really?
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How do you want
your steak cooked?
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On a stove.
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Boom!
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Man, I'm hungry.
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Oh, nice to meet you, hungry.
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I'm robin.
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Boom!
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Hey, beast boy, why can't
you hear a pterodactyl
going to the bathroom?
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Because the 'p' is silent.
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Boom!
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
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Please stop. I assure you
I understand the concept now.
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(chuckles) the 'p' is silent.
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I just got it.
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Raven likes my jokes.
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Dude, your jokes are
so uncle-y, we ought
to call you uncle.
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Yeah, that's right, uncle.
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Both: Uncle, uncle, uncle.
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Blah!
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(groans)
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Your humor is quite masterful.
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Perhaps if I joined
your company, I could
learn from you.
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No way!
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This here. This is a twosome.
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Not one.
Not three.
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Dos!
Two!
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Got it?
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Our broship is like
a horst and graben structure.
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Or a noble gas,
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Whose outer atomic shell can
neither take in or release
any more electrons.
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So it is final? I cannot learn
the jokes from you?
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Under no circumstances, lady.
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Never ever.
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You have made
yourselves clear.
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I will remain unfunny.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait!
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This is where you're supposed
to say something like,
"you'll make cookies."
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And then we say, "okay."
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It's called a comedy turn.
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Now let's try it again.
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-(beep)
-(rewinding)
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You never gonna be
part of our group, starfire.
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Never ever!
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But what if I could
make of the cookies?
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(both gasp)
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Both: You're in!
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(belches)
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(belches)
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(thunderous belch)
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(belch)
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(both laughing)
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There are so many
possibilities for my
comedic catchphrase.
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I was thinking something
like, "boo, ha, ha."
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Uh, we're digging the
transformation, star,
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But you really shouldn't
try to talk like us.
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Yeah, "boo-yah" is my thing.
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You gotta find your
own catchphrase.
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Well, how about this?
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I am the cool
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Shamma lamma mu-mu.
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(snapping)
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Needs work.
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So, I was just wondering,
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What do you call
a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef.
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Boom!
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(chuckling)
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-Boom?
-Not bad,
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Uncle.
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Stop calling me that.
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Stop not being funny.
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(belches)
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-You guys are a
terrible influence on her.
-So what?
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So, we all have very
specific roles in the titans.
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I'm the lone wolf leader.
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You two are the
good-natured slackers.
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Raven's the
sarcastic older sister.
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And you're my unrequited love.
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When you hang out with them,
our whole universe is
thrown out of balance.
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You have to go back to normal.
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You are absolutely right,
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Uncle.
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(laughs) I can't take it.
Ah, she just uncled you.
You got took to uncle school.
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(laughing)
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(rap music playing)
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� she called you uncle 'causeyour jokes are lame
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� and you're far from funny,it's a crying shame
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� when you hear them crickets,you're the one to blame �
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(crickets chirping)
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� ha ha ha how
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� it is not the coolif you ask me
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� you're acting likea glibnort, do you see?
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� it's the 'u' to the 'n',the c-l-e
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� uncle jokes are badfor you and me
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� you know them uncle jokesare just not fun
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� them uncle jokesare just not funny
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� them uncle jokesare just not funny
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� don't tell themuncle jokes no more
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You heard that one he told
yesterday. Oh, man!
That was horrible.
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� don't
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� don't tell themuncle jokes no more �
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Man, those uncle jokes
are crunchy.
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-Do you know what just
happened there, star?
-What?
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We just became a comedy trio.
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I thought nothing could be
more perfect than a twosome,
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But I was wrong!
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We are the three legs
of an equilateral triangle.
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We're tofu, lettuce,
and tomato.
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We are the three
stomachs of a glorg
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-That allow it to digest
a zardic without chewing.
-(farts)
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-Aw, yeah!
-That's what I'm
talking 'bout.
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Balance!
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You okay?
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Balance will be restored.
It has to be restored!
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Dude, you should just chillax.
Boo-yah!
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Yeah, bro. Have a sandwich.
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Tofu rules.
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I have never kissed
a lone wolf leader before.
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And I regret it.
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Shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
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Uh, what's going on?
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Robin can't function with
the team's balance
out of whack.
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So his body is
genetically mutating
in order to restore it.
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Or something like that.
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Oh, and shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.
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(barking)
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Is that the crime alarm?
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(imitating alarm)
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(imitating sirens)
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(imitating fire truck horn)
(imitating car alarm set)
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Oh no, the garden's
under attack!
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Titans go!
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Man, just once I'd like
to say, "titan's go."
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Come on, hurry up!
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Can we pick up
some pizza on the way?
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No time for pizza!
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We've got to focus
on the mission!
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This elevator is so crowded,
might I stand a little closer?
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Robin?
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(laughing nervously)
aw, shucks, starfire.
195
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We're surrounded.
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Cyborg, take out
the left flank.
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Yes, sir.
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Starfire, provide
covering fire.
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Okay, handsome
lone wolf leader.
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Go! Go! Go!
201
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Boo-yah!
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Zap!
Bzzzap!
203
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Azarath metrion
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Zinthos!
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Oh, man. He's attacking
the garden gnomes.
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He's completely lost it.
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And all because he can't
handle our comedy trio.
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We have no choice.
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We're gonna have
to kick starfire out
of our comedy trio,
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And become whatever you'd
call a duo of comedians.
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A comedy duo.
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Bingo.
213
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,345
Beast boy, turn into
some animals.
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(barking)
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(gibbering)
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(roaring)
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Ha, ha.
218
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Look at robin, he's so
cra-cra for the real-real.
219
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Not for the play-play.
220
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Shamma lamma mu-mu.
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(giggling)
222
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Shamma lamma mu-mu?
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(sobbing)
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Nice one,
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Uncle!
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Excuse me?
227
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Yeah, nice one, uncle.
228
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Are you uncle-ing me?
229
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(sobbing) make an uncle joke
and suffer the consequences,
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Uncle.
231
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-But...
-Don't you get it?
We all have our roles.
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We're the
good-natured slackers.
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Not you.
234
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:05,604
I believe I get it.
235
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,074
But I will need the comforting
from the lone wolf leader.
236
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,210
Did someone say, "lone wolf?"
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Oh, please, give me the
comforting, lone wolf.
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(shushing)
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There, there.
You're home now, star.
You're home.
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So brutal, bro. So brutal.
241
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We had to do it.
242
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We had to let her go.
243
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I know.
244
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,129
Hopefully it's enough
to make robin normal again.
245
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:40,305
Hey, beast boy, is your
face hurting you?
246
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'cause it's killing me!
247
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Boom!
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(chuckling)
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Boom indeed, robin.
250
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Boom indeed.
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