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What are you doing?
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Hanging out.
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Come over.
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Will, I can't.
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Come on, Grace.
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You know you want to.
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Of course I want to, but...
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It's going to be a good one.
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I can feel it.
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It's always good.
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Still...
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Well, you're not going to come over.
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Do you want me to, uh, talk you through it?
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It's tempting, but I think I'll watch ER here.
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Another night alone with my clicker.
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Oh, is that what the kids are calling it?
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So I went back to the sale today.
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Yeah?
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Did you get that black flowy thing?
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No, you were right.
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It's too Steve and Nick's, the heavy ears.
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Eric LaSalle just smiled.
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Really?
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No.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Did you buy anything?
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Yeah, I got a great camisole.
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Yeah.
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Sexy?
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I'm going to sleep.
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Ask me in the morning.
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Was that Danny?
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Yeah.
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Jealous?
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Honey, I don't need your man.
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I got George Clooney.
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Sorry babe.
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He doesn't bat for your team.
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Well, he hasn't seen me pitch.
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Okay.
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Say goodnight, Gracie.
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Goodnight, Gracie.
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It's to you, Jack.
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Give me a minute, please.
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Okay.
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A room without windows.
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A room without doors.
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It's to you, Jack.
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Give me a minute, please.
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A room with no guy, but I can spy the tone.
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No, not going to risk it this time.
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Four cards, please.
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Here's my ace.
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Jack, now that you're moving in,
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can I make one small request?
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What's that?
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Change everything about your personality.
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I get it.
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Comedy.
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Didn't you tell me Jack was moving in with you?
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Not moving in.
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He's just staying with me
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until his apartment's finished.
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Oh, I know that one.
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I know.
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Did he need a stronger hand?
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He's not humming your intro, okay?
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That's just a straight guy's way of thinking
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that you and I could ever be a couple.
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Okay, first of all,
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Will should only be so lucky, okay?
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So let's just clear that right up.
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Second of all,
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you don't even know me that well.
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Why would you just assume that I was gay?
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Are you finished?
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Okay, FYI, folks,
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most people that meet me
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do not know that I am gay.
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Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay.
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Dead people know you're gay.
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Can we play poker?
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Yes.
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Come on, who's in?
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I'm in for ten.
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I'm fine.
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Grace?
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Keep playing.
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Oh, look, it's Sporty Spice.
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Did you and Danny have a fight?
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Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it right now.
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I can't even think straight.
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That's funny.
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Neither can Jack.
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Grace, did you know I was gay when you met me?
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My dog knew.
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But the fabrics never came in
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and I wasn't able to make the presentation.
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Diamond interiors got the job.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What a disappointment.
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Thank you.
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See?
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That's all I wanted to hear.
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But Danny said,
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well, when you put everything off to the last minute...
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Ooh.
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Yeah.
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And I lost it.
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I started screaming,
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why can't you just let me have my feelings?
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Grace, that is so Barbara DeAngelis making love work.
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I know, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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And then he says, get this,
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you don't have to get hysterical.
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You sound just like your mother.
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If you were on Jerry Springer,
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that's the minute you jump out of your chair.
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Yeah.
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Can you believe that?
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You're staying here tonight.
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Go wash your face.
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I'll make up your bed.
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You sound just like your mother.
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What kind of person says that?
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The kind of person you should have dumped a year ago.
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What?
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I said I hear they're re-releasing Vertigo.
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You sound just like your mother.
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When you want to push someone's buttons,
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that'll do it.
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Hey, roomie.
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Jack, you can't move in tonight.
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What?
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Grace is very upset.
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I told her she could stay here tonight.
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You move in tomorrow.
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Okay, that's interesting.
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You'd think maybe you could have told me this.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Before I packed up my entire life.
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You don't understand.
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Grace has had a really bad day.
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You don't understand.
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Grace has had a really...
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What's in the hat box?
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Your tiara?
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Look, Guapo.
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He made a funny.
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Shut up, Will.
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I just slept all the way over here from the east side
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and you know how much Guapo hates riding in taxis.
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Okay.
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Okay, take it easy, Jack.
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You sound just like your mother.
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Crossing the line.
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What's that, you nasty, bitter, lonely, balding man?
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I don't need this crap from you, Will.
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You know what?
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I just don't need it.
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What time tomorrow?
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Eight is fine.
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You're my lawyer.
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You tell me.
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What have I got to do to buy this company?
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Well, first we've got to get something called
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a Hart-Scott-Rodino antitrust clearance
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and then we can negotiate standstills and lockups.
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Naturally, that's after we do due diligence.
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What the hell is due due diligence?
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Harlan, after we do due diligence.
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Doesn't matter how slow you say it, Will.
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It's still due due, isn't it?
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I just want to know what it means.
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It's just crap that lawyers deal with.
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Harlan, I'll handle it.
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I've been representing your corporation
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for five years now, remember?
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I know, but my wife's been bugging me
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about the business lately.
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She wants me to be a little more hands-on.
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You sure she's talking about the business?
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Yeah, she's talking about the business.
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But I trust you, Will, so you do that due due
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that you do so well.
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Will, it's Grace on line one.
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Hey.
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Can I stay at your apartment again tonight?
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Of course, stay as long as you want.
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for tissues.
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I'll have your assistant get them for you.
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She's late again.
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Oh, fire her already.
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I'm not going to fire Karen.
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Her social contacts keep my business afloat.
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Why does she even work?
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I mean, isn't she worth like a gazillion dollars?
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She feels working keeps her down to earth.
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I know.
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I'm late.
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My driver had another bronchial incident.
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It was disgusting.
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I had to raise the partition.
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But that's no excuse.
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I should be punished.
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I'm writing you a check.
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Karen, tell Grace she should fire you.
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Grace, tell Will to redirect his anger
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at his mother where it belongs.
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Call me later.
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Bye.
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All right, honey.
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There you go.
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Guilt be gone.
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Karen, I don't want a check.
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I want assistance.
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I'm the boss.
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I give you checks.
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Yes, you do, honey.
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And I love them.
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I do.
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You know, I keep them all right here in this box.
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So, what else?
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Danny and I got into a fight.
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Oh, honey, call him and make up.
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Why would I do that?
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It wasn't my fault.
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In the long run, it doesn't matter.
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I don't know that there's gonna be a long run.
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Uh, Grace,
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you're... you're what, 40?
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I'll be 31 next month.
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So I round it up.
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Honey, Danny is a good catch.
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You've been living together for a year.
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Close the deal already.
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I'm serious, Grace.
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Pick up the pace.
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I'm serious, Karen.
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Pick up the phone.
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So, Will, have you seen Michael since you two broke up?
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Uh...
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No, he hasn't.
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But I have.
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Michael's not doing well.
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He got fat.
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He's depressed.
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Cheap haircut's not good.
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Actually, it's very sad.
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What are you talking about?
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I just saw him.
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Looks great.
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Uh, Rob, you're dismissed.
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Thanks for trying, sweetie.
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His haircut really was awful.
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I know.
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You know what?
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I think it's time for $25,000 pyramid.
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All right.
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So, Will, you gonna keep the place?
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Well, I thought it was gonna be a little too expensive,
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so I told Jack that...
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Oh, no.
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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Oh, are we entertaining?
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Welcome.
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Jack, I meant to call you today.
288
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Don't even.
289
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Wait, wait.
290
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I can stay at Rob and Ellen's tonight.
291
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No, you can't, Grace.
292
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Because, apparently, you matter.
293
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How about that?
294
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Jack, I am so sorry.
295
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I just...
296
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Are bandanas back in?
297
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Because I didn't get that memo.
298
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Ha, ha, ha.
299
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
300
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Let me tell you something, Will Truman, okay?
301
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I don't need to live here, all right?
302
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000
And you know what?
303
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000
Guess who loses.
304
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Hello.
305
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You do.
306
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Because I could have turned you into a human being
307
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instead of this rude, self-absorbed,
308
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getting chunkier every day.
309
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Oops, did that slip out?
310
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That's the thing that you are.
311
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What time tomorrow?
312
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Eight-ish.
313
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Fine.
314
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Let's play the pyramid.
315
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Okay, you two first.
316
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Okay.
317
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000
You give, I'll receive.
318
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Just as God intended it.
319
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000
Okay.
320
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000
Ellen's timing.
321
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Got it.
322
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000
Here's your first subject.
323
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000
All right.
324
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Go.
325
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Okay, okay.
326
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Uh, ooh.
327
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Driftwood.
328
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000
Uh, John Wayne.
329
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Your parents' marriage.
330
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Things that are dead.
331
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Yes.
332
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My one-night stand on Fire Island.
333
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Latin things.
334
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Good.
335
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Uh, ooh.
336
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The postcard I sent you from Italy.
337
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000
Everybody Hurts by R.E.M.
338
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Oh, things that make you cry.
339
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000
Yes.
340
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000
Um, Professor Gopnik's teeth.
341
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000
Things that are yellow.
342
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000
Yes.
343
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000
Uh, a cane.
344
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A railing.
345
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000
Huh?
346
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000
Oh, come on, give me another clue.
347
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Uh, each other.
348
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000
Things that you lean on!
349
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That's it!
350
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
Thank you, guys.
351
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000
That was amazing.
352
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000
Grace, you and Danny never do this well when we play.
353
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000
I know.
354
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000
I'm gonna break up with him.
355
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000
It's just time.
356
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Our relationship has reached a fork in the road,
357
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000
and ending it with Danny is the right...
358
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000
prong.
359
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000
Excuse me.
360
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000
Phew.
361
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000
Uh, things that bring a dinner party to a crashing halt.
362
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
So, how'd it go?
363
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
Not like I thought.
364
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Oh, Gracie, I'm sorry.
365
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But, you know, you give it some time.
366
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000
No, Will.
367
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000
He proposed.
368
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Oh.
369
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Grace Adler Design.
370
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Oh, my God.
371
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000
Would you look at that?
372
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Now, who in the world would be sending...
373
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Oh, Carnations.
374
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000
They must be for you.
375
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Oh, yep, they're from Danny.
376
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Oh, well, isn't he a sweetheart?
377
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Oh, my.
378
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Well, surprised you're still walking.
379
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
Oh.
380
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Give me that.
381
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Oh, he is so great.
382
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
I can't believe I ever doubted he was the one.
383
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Bon appetit.
384
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
So, what am I gonna do about Grace?
385
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
What's the big deal?
386
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Why don't you...
387
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Could I get a scotch more gravy?
388
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
That's a little dry.
389
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
You don't like Danny.
390
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000
I mean, just tell her it's a bad idea.
391
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
I don't tell people who to marry.
392
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Okay, you always tell me what you think of the men I date.
393
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000
I'm talking about marriage,
394
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
not Rudy the Jewish cowboy you met on the Internet.
395
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
Shalom, my lonesome prairie dog.
396
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Look, she's your best friend, Will.
397
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
You have to tell her what you think.
398
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Be honest.
399
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
I can't.
400
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Before my brother married Ginny,
401
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
he asked me what I honestly thought of her.
402
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000
I told him she's morose and controlling and icy.
403
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Well, they got married anyway.
404
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Now she hates me and my brother and I don't talk.
405
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Couldn't handle losing Grace like that.
406
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
You know, I'm gonna call Rudy again.
407
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Oh, God, I'm sorry,
408
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
but more importantly,
409
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
it's terrible about you and your brother.
410
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
It's awful. It's...
411
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
No, no, no.
412
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000
Do you have any mineral water?
413
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Sulfites.
414
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
So when are you moving in?
415
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Well, I'm gonna be away on business for a while.
416
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Well, what...
417
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
What business?
418
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Business.
419
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
I have business and clients and work-related...
420
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
business.
421
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
How is the work-related client business these days?
422
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
What is this?
423
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Why do you have to be so mean?
424
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Because you love it.
425
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
And I love you and...
426
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
and you love gel.
427
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
And you have a home here when you get back.
428
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
You see?
429
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
You can be a very great guy when you want to be.
430
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Well, I gotta be nicer to you.
431
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Yes, you do.
432
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Because you are a good friend.
433
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Yes, I am.
434
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
I know it's gotta be rough on you.
435
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Well, don't.
436
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
I'm trapped in a man's body like that.
437
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Hi.
438
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Hey.
439
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
What are you watching?
440
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Pop-up video.
441
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Turns out Fiona Apple doesn't particularly like apples.
442
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Apple Brown Betty was invented by a guy named Darren.
443
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
And get this.
444
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Bobby Darren's dog was named Fiona.
445
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
What are the odds of that?
446
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
I said yes.
447
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
What?
448
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
I said yes.
449
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Oh, my God.
450
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Oh, my God!
451
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Ah! Come here!
452
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Wow.
453
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Let's have a look at that ring.
454
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Oh, it's beautiful.
455
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
When is the stone being put in?
456
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
I knew you were gonna say that.
457
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Wow.
458
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
You know, I'm thirsty.
459
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
What?
460
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
What? What?
461
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
I'm happy for you.
462
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
Lying.
463
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Lying man talking.
464
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Grace, stop it.
465
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
I am happy for you.
466
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
I want you two to have a great life together.
467
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
You do?
468
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh, thank God.
469
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
I was so worried coming over here.
470
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
So I have your blessing, then?
471
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Yes.
472
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I love you.
473
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Love you.
474
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Okay.
475
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I've gotta go tell my family.
476
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Grace, don't.
477
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
I have to, Will. They're paying.
478
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
No, I mean, don't marry Danny.
479
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
What?
480
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Honey, I gotta be honest.
481
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
This guy's not enough for you.
482
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
I mean, you're passionate,
483
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
and you're creative and beautiful and perfect,
484
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
and this guy...
485
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I mean, you should be with someone more...
486
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
somebody else.
487
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I mean, he's not funny.
488
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
He doesn't know what your favorite flower is.
489
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
He's passive-aggressive.
490
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000
The man high-fives you after sex.
491
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Grace.
492
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
You're so afraid you're never gonna get married,
493
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
you can't even see how wrong he is for you.
494
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I mean, think about it.
495
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
If you really believed he was the one,
496
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
would you be asking me for my blessing?
497
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Go to hell, Will.
498
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
No, Rosario.
499
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Por...
500
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Por favor, honey.
501
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Listen to me for a second, okay?
502
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Take Olivia and Mason
503
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000
to La Store de Los Toys.
504
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Where's Grace?
505
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Oh, honey, thank God.
506
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000
How do you say toy store in Spanish?
507
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Tienda de Juguetes.
508
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Mm-hmm, thanks.
509
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
F-A-O-Y-E-S-H-O-R-T-S-O.
510
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Si.
511
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Si, Rosario.
512
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Gracias.
513
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Hola.
514
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
I haven't slept.
515
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
I can't get any work done.
516
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Where is she?
517
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Will, just stop right there.
518
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I cannot tell you anything.
519
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
It's a secret.
520
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
What is?
521
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
She's at City Hall getting married.
522
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Oh, devil!
523
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Oh!
524
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
What?
525
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
What about the big wedding?
526
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Well, she thought it was best
527
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
to get it over with quickly,
528
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
not make a big to-do,
529
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
and I say brava.
530
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Grace?
531
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Oh, look who's here.
532
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
I'm sorry.
533
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Oh, it's a little late for that.
534
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
No, I'm here, Grace.
535
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
I'm here to support your marriage.
536
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
There is no marriage.
537
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
What?
538
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
There is no marriage.
539
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
And you want to know why?
540
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Because my best friend...
541
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
That would be the part you're supposed to play.
542
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
My best friend dropped a bomb
543
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000
of poo on my head.
544
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Oh, honey, I...
545
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I mean, I was fine.
546
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I was getting married,
547
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
and then you come along.
548
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000
You come, and you poison the...
549
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
With the...
550
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000
With the thorns from the flower.
551
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
You know, I had this metaphor worked out earlier,
552
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
but I'm just very upset right now.
553
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
You see, I just want you to be happy.
554
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000
No, Will, you want me to be alone, like you.
555
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Is that the way you see this?
556
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Yes.
557
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
That's interesting,
558
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
because I, uh...
559
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
I never thought of myself as being alone.
560
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Well, that was a little harsh.
561
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Good.
562
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Uh, y-yes, yes, it is.
563
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
He's a bad person, very bad.
564
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Grace, I think it's time for a couple of blue bippies.
565
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I don't want any pills.
566
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
They're not for you, honey, they're for me.
567
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
You know, marriage is...
568
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
What?
569
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Marriage is...
570
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Marriage is, okay?
571
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
What the hell? That's all you need to...
572
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Grace?
573
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Well, she's gone.
574
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
She's gone, and I'm sitting here
575
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
talking to myself like a crazy person.
576
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Oh, my God, listen to me, I'm still doing it.
577
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Will...
578
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I am... I am so sorry
579
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
for what I said back there.
580
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
I know.
581
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
It was mean, but...
582
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I know.
583
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000
This morning, on the way to the ceremony,
584
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Danny looked at me and said,
585
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
586
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
And I turned to him and said,
587
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
I love you.
588
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
I love you.
589
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
And I turned to him and said,
590
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
you know the limo has a phone?
591
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
It wasn't right.
592
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
He was a smart, attractive man who loved me,
593
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
and who I loved, by the way.
594
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Why wasn't it right?
595
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Sweetie...
596
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Remember in college,
597
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
we saw that French film about a man and a woman
598
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
that were perfect for one another,
599
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
but they kept missing each other?
600
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
In the last scene, they meet on a plane,
601
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
because that's the way it was destined to be.
602
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Remember? And you said,
603
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
that's gonna be me.
604
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Gracie, you're just in the middle of your movie.
605
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Danny was a plot point.
606
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,000
A nice, decent, post-coital high-fiving plot point.
607
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
There's still time, you know?
608
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Go get some raisinets.
609
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
I like red vines.
610
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Whatever you want.
611
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
The point is, it's not over.
612
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
If your movie's gonna have a happy ending,
613
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
you just have to see it through.
614
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Come here.
615
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
What do you say we go get a drink?
616
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Nice with that dress.
617
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Give me a break. I have five minutes to prepare.
618
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Still.
619
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Hey! Hey! Hey!
620
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Hey, what about a toast to your lovely new bride?
621
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
No.
622
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Here's to the ball and shank.
623
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
If she makes it through the night,
624
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
ba-bing, I think I'll keep her.
625
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Wait.
626
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
My turn.
627
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
To my will.
628
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
You are my hero and my soul mate.
629
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
And I'm a better woman for loving you.
630
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Hey! Come on, you two.
631
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
How's about a kiss?
632
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
633
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
634
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
635
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
636
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Nothing? Anything?
637
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Sorry, no, it's just...
638
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
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