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Had a run of bad luck lately?

Well, when bad things
happen to good people,

blame the evil eye,
or so says Dr. Aiden Blalock

of Hex-Be-Gone Services.

Damn it.

Hey, Claud, can you
hand me the pliers?

Hang on.

This is really interesting.

As Halloween approaches,

Dr. Blalock says the demand
for his services

is at an all-time high. Claudia!

Services which include
hex lift, ghost-busting...

Will you just--?

Do I have to do
everything around here?

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Maybe that's
our problem.

Maybe there's a hex
on our family.

I mean, when was the last time

anything good happened
around here?

Hurry up.
My arm's cramping.

I mean, think about it.

It's always something sad.

Now that Kirsten's gone,

the whole house
just seems empty and awful.

I don't wanna
talk about it?

Shouldn't you call a qualified
professional for this?

I called a roofer.

He wanted 10 grand
to fix the roof

and do the repairs,
which we don't have.

It's another headache
that I'm stuck with it.

And you say we're not jinxed.

Will you stop it?

There's no such thing as jinxes
or hexes or curses.

It's all just a bunch of--

Charlie, are you okay?

Are you hurt?

I think I broke my toe.

Man.

See what I mean?

♪ Everybody wants to live ♪

♪ Like they wanna live ♪

♪ And everybody wants to love ♪

♪ Like they wanna love ♪

♪ Everybody wants to be ♪

♪ Closer to free-ee-ee-ee ♪

♪ Closer to free ♪

No. I'm just saying
Halloween costumes

should be simple
to nonexistent.

That's all.

Here.

Couple nails through the head
and we're outta here.

Bailey, I can't MC
a costume contest

with a nail through
my head.

I'm in charge
of this dance.

You know, I have to look
like I at least tried.

Okay, okay. But do we
have to go all out here?

Here. I got it.

Tom Cruise in
Impossible.

Bailey, can't you at least
support me in this?

Come on, I went to that
Three Stooges festival with you.

Five solid hours
of "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

That was different. That was--
That was culture.

Yeah. And this is charity.

I know. I know.

The children's clinic
and that's good but...

What?

Snow White
and Prince Charming.

You're not--

Wait a minute.

You're not--
No.

No. Of course not.

I mean, not for us.
No. No.

It's just--
Look, don't laugh, okay,

but, I mean,
ever since I was aware,

I've wanted to be Snow White
for Halloween.

And can you imagine?
Ick, ick, gah.

I know. I know.

It's just, I've never had a--

A wonderful, handsome boyfriend

to be my Prince Charming.

So it's kind of like this
lifelong childhood dream

I never got to realize.

It's kind of sad
if you think about it.

I'm glad you got over it.

Keep looking.

Listen, Meg, no,
your parents didn't.

I just wanna talk
to Kirsten, okay?

Then can you at least
give her a message for me?

Tell her that I love her, okay?

Meg. Hello?

Hello? God--

I'm sorry, um,
but we're not open yet.

I know. I'm Grace Wilcox
from the Harvest program.

I called last week.

Anyway, we pick up leftover food
from restaurants

to feed the homeless,
and I was hoping that--

Forget it.
I'm not interested.

Look, all I'm asking is that
you let us pick up the food

you're gonna throw away.

It'll take overtime
from my kitchen staff and--

And extra insurance.
And you know what?

Everybody wants something,

and there's only so much
that I can do.

So if you don't mind...

Actually, I do mind.

People are digging
in the trash

outside your restaurant
for food, and--

Look, I've got enough to deal
with as it is right now.

All right? Now, will you
please just get outta here?

Whoa. Whoa.

I don't even wanna be
on the same planet

when your karma
comes back around.

Ow! Oh, God!

Oh!

Ouch.

God.

Who are you?

Earl Garraty.

Uh, I'm-- I'm looking
for Nick Salinger.

Is he around?

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We're talking both low melting
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That's low melting
and low boiling.

That makes covalent organic
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from our friends the...

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Inor-gan...

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compounds.

Now, to stimulate
an organic reaction,

we must first find
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The proper cat...

Cat...

Cata...

Catalyst, people, catalyst!

You know, I just did
odd jobs for your dad:

A little cleaning and a little
fix-up here and there.

And he-- He even gave me
stuff to do

that really didn't need doing,

but he knew I needed
the cash, so...

Ah, man, oh, man.

Nick, of all people.

Yeah.

Look, uh, you're welcome
to hang out

and have some coffee
if you want, but I've--

I've kind of got a lot
of work to do, so...

Oh, right. I'm wasting time.
Uh, where do I start?

- Start?
- Yeah.

Hey, I could do a job
on that brass for ya.

It's a little bit
on the dull side.

- No.
- Have you got some--?

No. That-- That's okay.

There's gotta
be something.

I-I-I could sweep.

I could sweep in here
or I could--

I'm not-- I--
I don't have anything.

Well, your father always
found something for me to do.

I'm not my father!
All right?

I can't help you.
I can't help anybody.

I'm sorry, but no.

Could I at least--

I told you, no.

use the bathroom?

I can't come in
until you invite me.

I might track in
negative forces.

Oh, can't have that.

Come in.

Charlie's room, where he
called off the wedding.

That was fun.

This was Bailey's.

Something bad's always
happening to him.

Julia's old room
at the end.

Miscarriage.

And this is where I found
Kirsten crying that time.

She came down here because she
thought no one could hear her.

But it went up through
the heating ducts,

and, well, it sounded like
the whole house was sobbing.

Only now she's gone,
and it's all my fault,

and Charlie hates me.

And I have do something.

There is a vortex
of negative forces here,

and I'm getting something.

What is this?

Some stuff of my parents.

They died three years ago.

I'm sorry.

So you think
we need an exorcism?

No, nothing that dramatic.

It's gonna be a simple
purification ritual.

You'll have to gather a few
items from your siblings.

I'm gonna
give you a list.

And I'll also need

some things from your parents:
photos, handwriting samples.

Now, then, I need
a few minutes alone

so I can tap into
the energy of this house.

Um, sure.

Oh, come on, I bet
you'd look cute in tights.

That's not the point.

Damn it!

Whoops.

The point is

that I can't believe
she's making me do this.

The Pop-Tarts are yours. Mm.

I'm starting to feel
like I got

one foot stuck in high school,
and that's just-- That's--

These are definitely not mine.

Oh, yeah, well, you never know
when you're gonna--

You know, I'll just put these
in the bathroom.

So if you guys wanna,
you know...

Yeah. Right.

There's no danger of that.

Huh?

We don't...

Never mind.

You don't what?

Practice safe sex?

The safest kind.

Wait a minute. You mean, you
guys--? You guys don't, like--?

Oh, my God.

Are you a virgin?
What?

No, I'm not.

I used to with my last
girlfriend all the time.

Only-- Look, I-- I really
don't wanna talk about this.

So your last girlfriend.

So that's...

You haven't had sex
in two years?

- Do you mind?
- Sorry.

Well, I'm just--

I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna
get out of these clothes.

I can't believe that Sarah's
pushing this whole

faculty jack-o'-lantern thing.

Does this look anything
like Principal Stickley to you?

Close enough. Heh.

Yeah? Good.

Hey, um, you know how you were
gonna drive me to the dance

and we were gonna
hang out and stuff?

Uh-huh.

Uh, well, would it
be cool with you if, uh--?

You asked Robin Chaffey
instead?

I saw you guys passing notes
in Trimble's class.

I say, go for it.

Yeah? You're okay with that?

Justin, of course
I'm okay with it.

I mean,
we're friends now and I--

And I think it's great.

Good. 'Cause I-- I mean,
I wanted to tell you,

but I-I just didn't know,
you know.

We've been out, uh,
like, three times.

She's cool.

Oh, and she's funny too.

She-- I mean,
she cracks me up.

Really? Wow. Good sign.
Anyway, um--

Yeah, oh, she did
this whole run

about how she likes
to name everything.

Uh, she named her high tops
Luke and Laura.

Then she named her boots
Mork and Mindy.

She's crazy, really.

I mean, it was funny
when she said it.

You sure you're okay with me
telling you this stuff?

Absolutely.

Okay. Good.

'Cause this is too cute.

She said that when
she hit puberty,

she named her breasts
Thelma and Louise.

Is that funny or what?

Hysterical.

Um, I'm done.

You ever notice how, like,
even when pizza's bad,

it's still pretty good.

You know,
kind of like sex.

I'm never telling you anything
ever again. I swear.

Oh, come on,
have another beer.

You probably need it.

What?

I should study.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh.

You have a flashlight?

No, but I might be able
to scare up some candles.

Give me a hand.

Ray was, like, really into
this whole earthquake thing.

He kept a bunch
of supplies up here.

Uh, I know
I saw some up here.

Um...

Here they are.

Uh, Callie,
you should, um...

Hm? Here.
Your--

Oh, heh.

Sorry.

Wait.

We can't--
I can't do this.

It'll come back to you.

My underwear.

Where's my underwear?

I chucked them into
the fireplace, I think.

Why so modest?

Come here.

No.

I can't believe--
How could--? What was that?

W-what just happened here?

Gee, I don't know.

Sex?

This shouldn't have happened.

This-- This-- This shouldn't
have happened.

Sink's running.
I can't hear ya.

One second.

Hey.
Sarah.

Hey.

God, can you believe it?
Pocahontas wasn't ready.

But I got you John Smith

and your sword's
still in the car.

Well, let's go get it.

Well, you know what, Bailey,
if it bothers you that much,

it'll never happen again.

Oh, Sarah.

What'll never happen again?

Nothing. Just--

Oh, I, um-- I left some food
out in my room.

Now we got a couple roaches.

And Bailey's having a stroke,
but it'll never happen again.

Never.

I promise.

God, Bailey.

What?

What happened to your hair?

Nothing.

Ow!

God. What--?

What do you
think you're doing?

Well, I'm just fixing
the latch on this cabinet.

Here. See?

Good as new.

No. No, look,
I told you--

Well, somebody would have had

to done it sooner or later.

So I would have done it
for Nick, so...

Unbelievable.

All right. You know what?

Fine. You win.

Here you go.
Here's a twenty.

I haven't earned
that much yet.

Will you please
just take it and go.

See, that's something
that Nick taught me.

I came in here
looking for a handout.

And Nick says, "Well, sure,
but maybe you could help me

put those shelves up
over the bar first."

So I did.

I felt so good that day, I--

I even gave you
a dollar for helping me.

Me?
Yeah.

You couldn't have been
more than, what?

Five? Six?
Cute little fella.

In fact, you were
standing right there,

and you handed me
the tools.

I did? I was here?

Yeah.

Yeah, your dad
used to look after ya

when your mother was off
playing the fiddle so...

Heh, I don't remember that.

Look, Charlie,

I'm sorry for coming back here
like this,

but I just couldn't
find a job yesterday.

So I figured if I came back

and I showed you
I was a good worker--

All right. Um,

maybe I can think of something.

Hello, Kyle?
Hi, it's Julia.

Uh, Salinger.
You know, from Trig?

Right. Right.

Hi. No. No reason.

I was just, um,
calling to say hi.

And, uh, listen, Kyle,

I have to work
at this stupid Halloween dance,

and I was just wondering
if you wanted to, you know,

come with me and hang
or something.

You would?

Cool, that's--

Mono?

Oh. That's a drag.

Earth,

air,

water,

fire,

salt of the earth,
purge this house.

We have to do
every room like this?

Shh!

Eventually.

Salt of the earth,
purge this house.

You have serious
water damage.

Is there a spell
that can take care of it?

You need a dry-wall guy.

I'm talking about the stains
on the ceiling.

Oh, yeah,
We have a leaky roof

and we can't afford
to fix it right now.

Negative forces.

But when we're done,
your luck is gonna change.

Now, then, did you
bring me all the things

that I asked you to bring me?

Right here.

Hair from Julia.

Excellent.

- One of my baby teeth.
- All right.

A button from one
- of Charlie's shirts.
- Good.

Bailey's sock,
and Owen's pacifier.

Perfect. Now, the pictures
and the handwriting samples

that you gave me,
they will go in here.

They will be sealed
by the earth.

You're gonna carry this
behind me

while I purge
the rest of the house.

And that's it?

I think by Halloween,

you're gonna be home free.

Your dad said he couldn't
put it together for you

till we finished working.

So next thing we know,

here you are coming out
of the back room

on that damn Big Wheel.

You could barely read,

and you put the thing
together yourself.

I did that?
Yeah.

It was a room full of people,
and there you are,

you're zipping around
in between the tables.

And your dad
is chasing after you.

Okay. Let's give it a shot.

Hey, hey, hey.
No more bump.

Okay.

Well, this has been
great, Charlie.

But we're done, and it's time
for me to get out of your hair.

- What's your hurry?
- No hurry.

You've been such a big help
to me and we're done, so...

Well, actually, I was thinking
I could use some shelves

over the prep table
in the kitchen...

if you're interested.

No, no.
Gary, don't be silly.

Of course I understand.

I just never knew,
that's all.

So I-- I hope you and Mike
have a great time.

Okay. Bye.

- Oh. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

Julia...
Oh.

Hey.
Robin, hey.

Uh, you're--
You're meeting Justin here?

Oh, no, no.

No, it's Tuesday.
He's got that--

Club thing. Right. Yeah.

Well, uh...

You-- You know, um, actually,

I'm kind of glad to run
into you without him.

- You are?
- Well, yeah.

I just, um...

Okay, I hope this isn't
too weird or anything,

but I just
wanna say thanks.

Thanks?

Yeah. For being
so great about this,

about me and Justin.

Oh, please.

You guys were,
like, a major item.

And, frankly, you're kind of
a tough act to follow.

Oh, that's nice
of you to say, but--

And then Justin tells me
how cool you are

about us going to the dance.

That means so
much to me because,

Julia, I am so into him.

I mean, God,
he is such a great guy.

Oh. Stupid me.
Look who I'm telling, huh?

Yeah, um, well, I'm--

I'm just really glad
you guys are happy.

You know, I should
probably be going.

Wait, he is?

I-I mean, he told you that?

Well, yeah. Sure.

Robin, it was nice
talking to you, but--

Hang on, hang on.
What else did he say exactly?

If you don't mind my asking.

Oh, well, he--

He said that you're great

and, uh, funny and

perfect.

Perfect?

No, really?

Oh, wow.

You know, Robin,
you've got chocolate on Thelma.

Or is that Louise?

Halloween costumes.

So how much
is your student discount?

Huh?

Oh, uh, 20 percent.

There had to be some reason
I'm dating you.

I guess.

So, what's next?

Hm, it's quiet.

It's a bookstore.

It's nice.

God, you know, I feel--
Feel like I haven't seen you,

I've been so busy
with this dance

and we haven't been alone
in, like, forever.

I miss you.

I miss you too.

Anyway, we should--

I'm sorry.
I had onions for lunch.

You're fine.

Look, I can't--
I can't do this now.

Why not?

Because we're in a bookstore

and there's people
all over the place.

I mean, we should probably
finish getting

these books that you need.

Here, let me see the list.

No. That was the year
that Mom and Dad

went as Mr. Ed, remember?

And Charlie
was a bum.

A hobo.

Whatever.

Anyway, their costume's
still down in the basement.

Great. It's bad enough
I can't get a date,

but there's no way I'm going
as a horse's butt.

Hey, who spilled the salt?

Oh, don't look at me.

Hey, Owen, what are you gonna be
for Halloween?

A monkey.

San Francisco National.

I am trying to reach
a Nicholas Salinger--

- Oh, man.
- Why would someone still--?

about the Visa account you
opened yesterday.

Yesterday?

There's been a lot of activity

on this account,
and we need to verify

a few rather sizable purchases
you made this evening.

So if you could please
just give us a call back here,

the number is 1-800...

But the account's
been closed, right?

It's still active.

That way if anyone
tries to use it again,

it'll make it that much easier
for us to pick 'em up.

It was so weird hearing Dad's
name on the machine like that.

Almost like a ghost
or something.

I can't believe anybody
would do this to us.

All it takes
is a social security number

and a little know-how.

Yeah, but it's been
three years since he died.

I mean, why now?

Have you thrown out any
of his papers recently?

Uh, old bills, bank statements,
anything like that?

No. We kept
most of that stuff.

It's down
in the basement.

Anybody been
down there unsupervised?

Workers? Repairmen?

We had a water heater
installed a few weeks ago.

What was the name
of that company, Claud?

Huh?

The water-heater guys?

Oh, it--

It might not
have been them.

There was somebody else?

Well, yeah.
There was this guy.

What guy?

Nobody.
Just this, um,

um,

exorcist.

Excuse me.
May I help you?

Um, yeah.
I wanna rent these.

For sale only.
No rentals,

no returns,
for obvious reasons.

What happened to Snow White
and Prince Charming?

They lived happily ever after?

The costumes.

Snow White and Prince Charming,
they were right here yesterday.

Rented.

I have a couple
of dwarfs left.

Happy, Dopey--
No.

I need Snow White
and Prince Charming.

Was I speaking French?

Look, you don't understand.
I have to be Prince Charming!

Look, look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay?

It's just, I did, like,
the worst thing I could have

possibly done to somebody
that I really love.

And I didn't mean to do it.

And it just--
It just happened.

And this sounds
totally insane to you.

I know. But the only way
that I can make up for it

is to be Prince Charming.

Try the yellow pages.

We're not the only costume
shop in town, you know.

Look, I'm sorry.

Please, this is not
the time.

We'll talk.
No. Just go.

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by adding sulfonic acid

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we can obtain
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distinct chemical products.

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that is much faster

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Are you with me? People?

Something burning?

They said they made an arrest.

I mean, it's not like
we have to pay

for anything he bought,
so all we have do

is just go in there
and make our statement--

Claudia, I can't believe
you did something so stupid.

I can't believe you let
a total stranger in our house

with nobody there
except Owen and you.

He wasn't a stranger.
He was on TV.

And besides, I mean, I was
only trying to help, Charlie.

And I swear, everybody's
just so unhappy right now.

So you hired an exorcist?

That's-- I thought
you had a brain, Claudia.

You knew you don't go around
trusting strangers like that.

Hey, isn't that--?

What's he doing here?

Wait a minute.

You think he's--?

I gave him the key
to the cabinet

so he could fix the drawer,
and he must have--

Oh, man, what an idiot.

Yeah. I mean, how could he--?

No, Claud. I meant me.

Snow White

and Prince Charming.

I had to drive all the way
to the East Bay to get these.

The least you could do
is "ooh" and "ahh" a little.

Hey, come on, Sarah.

Look, I'm s--
I'm sorry about last night.

I was in a mood.

Look, Bailey,

I-I know what's going on.

Goin' on?

Nothing's goin' on.

Look, don't lie to me, okay?

'Cause it's only gonna
make it worst.

Lie to you?
Why would I lie to you?

I mean, I should've
seen it coming.

You're in college now, and--

And I'm still stuck
in high school.

Okay.

Look, Sarah, I can explain.

So I can't blame you

for being mad at me.

Mad at you?

Yeah.

I'm practically forcing you

to go to this stupid dance,

and it's so totally high school.

I mean, like you'd wanna go.

So

you know what?

You don't have to.

It's okay.

I mean, that's it, right?

No.

I mean, yes, it was.

I admit that,
but this dance thing,

it's not silly.

You know, it's--
It's your life right now.

And I know I've been
a creep about it,

but this is important to you,
and--

And you're important to me.

And so it's important
that we do this together.

Like really, really important.

Sometimes I don't think
I deserve you, you know that?

Okay. Look, I know you're mad.

She won't even talk to me,
you know that?

One stupid mistake and now she's
acting like I shot her dog.

I know. I know.
And I'm really sorry.

I don't even know
what came over me.

I mean, she was just there
and rattling on and on

about how great and wonderful
you were, and I just--

- I snapped.
- Julia, what--?

I shouldn't have used the whole
Thelma and Louise thing

to hurt her.
Hey. Hey.

What the hell
are you talking about?

I'm talking about
why Robin's mad at you,

because I made some
catty remark about her boobs,

and I'm not proud of it.

That's not why she's mad at me.

It isn't?
No.

She tells everybody
about Thelma and Louise.

So--? So why is she mad at you?

She's mad at me because...

No. You know what?

That's between Robin and me.

That's actually
none of your business.

Okay. Okay. You're right.

But you did that?

You actually did something

that selfish and heinous
on purpose?

I mean, why would you--? The--

The fact that you would wanna
screw things up for me.

Man, that's--
Justin--

What is it, Julia?

I mean, y-you really think

that you're
still that important?

How's the toe?

Hurts like hell.

You--?

You need me to bring you
some ice or something?

You don't remember seeing
any old pictures of me

with a Big Wheel, do you?

I don't think so. Why?

I'm trying to find out
if I ever had one.

I don't remember,
and I'd kind of like to know.

I'll help you look.

I can't believe
he'd do that to us.

Well, I mean, to you.

What a creep.

So, what's a Big Wheel
look like, anyway?

I don't know
what I'm looking for

or what I'm doing anymore.

I guess I just...

It's hard enough
to let people in.

And then-- Then you try to--
To help them or--

Or you love them and--

And you try so hard
to make this connection,

and then it's just...

You end up with nothing.

So why bother?

What's the point of even trying?

Whoops. Sorry.

Could I get
some privacy, please.

It's not like you have anything
I haven't seen before.

Oh, that's great.
That's great.

This is funny to you now?

Yeah, in a twisted,
cruel sort of way.

Yeah, a little.

Yeah, well, it's not.

Okay?

Look, what happened
between us, what we did--

Uh-huh?
That was a mistake.

Yes. There's--

There's some kind
of attraction or whatever.

But I have a girlfriend,
and I love her very much.

- Has that changed?
- No.

So then why are you
so bent out of shape?

Bailey, big deal.

Heh. It happened.

We were careful.

Okay, in case you're worried,

I get tested every three months
and-- And so should you.

You know, I mean,
if you're gonna be--

No. No. See, I'm not.

Okay, that's not who I am.

Look, y-you seduced me.

Whoa. Seduced you?
Yeah.

I don't do things like that.

Yeah. Well, obviously, you do.
And you know what?

If it hadn't been me,
it would've been somebody,

'cause you were
ready for it, Bailey.

So don't you dare
try to blame me

'cause you're not happy
with Sarah.

Don't you even try.

Prince Charming, huh?

That's a good one.

Claud--

- What's going on?
- You gave me a heart attack.

- What the hell?
- Look at it, Charlie.

Look at it. Read it.

Can you believe that, Charlie?
Can you?

Look at the date.
November 15th.

Can you believe that, Charlie?

It gives us, what?
Like, two weeks?

Two weeks for what? What?

It's a warranty for the roof.
Where'd you get this?

I was in the basement looking
for something to use as a cape,

and I was going through that box
of Mom and Dad's stuff,

the one the exorcist guy
said he got a good vibe from.

And there it was.

Can you believe it?
That proves it, Charlie.

He said by Halloween our luck
would change and it did. It did.

And see, we're gonna be able to
fix the roof and--

It's just a lucky
coincidence, Claud.

I told you
there's no such thing.

Oh, Charlie, how much more proof
do you need?

Trick-or-treaters.

Man, we should play the lottery
tonight. Come on, Owen.

Claudia.

I gotta go talk to her.

I can't let her go around
believing that stuff.

Why not?

Charlie, God,
w-what's the big deal?

Because life's
not that simple.

She's gotta know
that she was cheated

and lied to
and taken advantage of.

She doesn't think she was.

So, what's she gonna do
from now on?

Throw salt in the corner every
time something bad happens?

You know what? I'd love
to believe that too,

but it doesn't work that way.

Charlie, I-I know things suck
for you lately and--

And they kind of suck
for me too.

But we're responsible for her.

And you know what?

So what? Who cares?

She thinks that she did
this really great thing for us.

And-- And she's thinking
that's, like, pretty cool.

And-- And she's feeling
really good about it.

And...

let her have that.

I mean, wouldn't it be great
to feel that good?

So everybody, uh,

remember to vote
for best costume.

Oh, oh, oh, and don't forget
to have your souvenir pictures.

Only-- Only $5 in the cemetery.

Thanks.

Hey, Sarah. Sarah.

All right,
these are the last two:

Mr. Peppers and Miss Humphries.

- Where do you want 'em?
- What?

- Where do you want 'em?
- Um, over there with the others.

Hey, have you seen Bailey?

No. Can I go home now?

♪ And I become invisible ♪

One word and you die.

Hey, Justin,
you want some help?

No.

You're welcome.

Hey, Nance,
can you cover for me?

Hey, there you are.

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.

I-- I got-- Traffic.

God.

God, you--
You look like a fantasy.

Wow.

People were staring at me
in my jeep.

Only 'cause you look
so handsome. Hee-hee.

And me?

You look like Snow White.

So anybody spike the punch
yet?

Excuse me.

You here to soap my windows?

Actually, um, I heard
you had a little run-in

with my evil twin
the other day.

I'm here to apologize.

I don't do cute, all right?

And I was just on my way out.

Wait a second. Please, just--

Just give me a second here.

I know that I was
a total jerk the other day.

I know that.

And-- And I'm sorry.

But, um,

I've been through
some stuff lately, and--

And that's not your problem,

and I'm not looking
for any sympathy.

But...

I brought some food.

Um, basil manicotti
and artichokes.

It's in my truck.

Look, it's late.

Uh, my drivers
have already left.

I don't wanna hear this
right now, okay?

Right now, I just--

I-- I need to do this.

I want to do this.

Please.

I guess we can put it
in the fridge.

You need a hand?

Yeah. Heh.

Actually,
I could use a little help.

Great costume.
Wish I'd thought of that.

What do you want?

Nothing.

I was just thinking we should've
come as Thelma and Louise.

It would've made
Justin's head explode.

Do you think that's funny?

Sorry.

This was kind of last minute.

I'm supposed to be
a Gypsy fortune teller. Heh.

You want me to read your palm?

No.

I'm pretty good. Here.

Oh.

What's this?

Wow. Big fight with someone.

Wow. I'm so impressed.

And-- And this is interesting.

The guy you're fighting with
i-is, like,

totally nuts about you.

Julia, why are you doing this?

Because whatever he said or did,

he's not the kind of guy who...

He would never do something
to hurt you on purpose.

So it had to be a mistake.

And he doesn't make many.

Besides,

knowing Justin,
he'll feel so guilty

that you can milk it for days.

God, he just--

He made me so mad, you know?

Well,

if you ever wanna get back
at him, this is what you do.

No. I'm just saying,
you spike the punch,

you'll make more money.

People get a buzz on,
they get generous.

Yeah, and Miss Stickley
shuts us down.

This is not a frat party, Bailey.

- It's a charity dance.
- Oh, so-- So that means what?

That we can't have any fun?

I was having fun.

Right. Sorry. Fun.

This is-- This is fun.

Definitely.

My legs itch.

Great. Nobody's doing pictures.

What?

Well, come on,
maybe if they see us.

Wait-- Wait a second.
I don't know.

Five bucks for a Polaroid?

- That's why nobody's doing it.
- It's for charity.

It's a rip-off.

God.

God, you know,
what is with you?

I mean, one minute
you're renting costumes

and making speeches
about how important this is.

And the next, you're acting like
you're doing me some huge favor

by even being here.

I've got news for you. You're
not doing anybody any favors.

You're just acting like
a royal pain in the ass.

Hey, I'm only here because
you guilted me into coming.

What?
Yeah.

What? No.
You said that this was import--

Look, I told you that
if you didn't wanna be here,

just say so.

I don't want to be here.

I don't wanna be
anywhere near here.

What is with you?

Why are you being
such a bastard?

I don't know.

I guess it's just who I am.

♪ Today ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Back when I was alive
You came ♪

♪ And won my heart
With a smile ♪

♪ Cracked it open and said ♪

♪ "I think I'll stay
For a while" ♪

♪ Now you're holding
A smoking gun ♪

Sorry. I--

Rob, hey, c-cool costume. Pimp?

Lounge lizard.

Oh. Heh.

♪ You lift me up ♪

♪ Crash against the rocks ♪

I-I love this song.
You wanna dance? Heh.

♪ You tear me open ♪

♪ Let me bleed ♪

♪ Out on the leaves ♪

♪ Lost and alone ♪

♪ Your heart's like stone ♪

♪ But there's no changing it ♪

Thank you.

Um, everybody, there's--

There's no waiting
for pictures.

No waiting for pictures.

♪ Couldn't you be
More patient with me? ♪

♪ Couldn't you be more kind? ♪

Bailey.

- Huh?
- Sorry.

You just-- You looked like
you were having

some sort of a private moment.

I just wanted you to know
I was standing here.

Anyway, I'm-- I'm just--
I'm gonna go.

Um,

wait a second.

Wait.

Actually, I'm kind of glad
you're here.

You are?

Yeah.

'Cause...

Y-you have another one of those?

There's a six-pack
in the fridge.

Good.

Good, 'cause I could use one
right about now.

Do you maybe wanna, um--?

Do you wanna sit down

and talk or something?

Um,

actually, I--

'Cause, listen,

I owe you a big apology.

Hey, Cal,

what, are you growing
your own hops in here or--?

Oh, excuse me.

Sorry, Brent.

Roommate stuff.

Oh. Hey.

Hey.

I'll be right there, okay?

Thanks.

Sorry.

I didn't know.

Bailey.

♪ You lift me up ♪

♪ And let me crash ♪

♪ Against the rocks ♪

♪ Calling your name ♪

♪ You tear me open ♪

♪ Let me bleed ♪

♪ Out on the leaves ♪

♪ Lost and alone ♪