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Hey, Lacey, can I
order somethin'?
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Just a minute.
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There.
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What do you think?
I'm thinkin' fries.
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No, not that.
Why can't I have fries?
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I mean the curtains.
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They were starting to look
a little shabby.
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Oh, yeah, they do look
a little shabby.
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Hank.
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What? I'm agreeing with you?
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The old ones were shabby.
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These are new.
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Huh? Now you're putting me
on the spot.
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That's why I don't
have a girlfriend.
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Yeah, that's the reason.
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Would you just
tell me the truth?
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And then can I
have some fries?
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Yes. Okay.
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It doesn't matter what
this place looks like.
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It's attached to a gas station,
which looks kinda junky and bad.
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So everyone just expects this
place to look junky and bad too.
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Can I have some fries now?
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No.
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But...
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* You can tell me that
your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it
took three days *
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* I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say *
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* You think there's
not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can
stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot
goin' on *
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Oh, hey, Wanda, one of us
is late for work.
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And when I get here, I'll tell
you which one of us it is.
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Wait. I was already here.
What a giveaway.
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How long have you been
thinkin' that one up?
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Off the top of my head. Okay,
I thought of it last Thursday.
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I had to walk.
My car's on the fritz.
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On the fritz? Zowie.
What a kick in the knickers.
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Look, I haven't had the
best start to my day,
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and I haven't had my coffee, so
could you shut your zing hole?
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Why would I shut my zing hole?
I can get a few good zings
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in before you wake up
and zing me back.
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Give me a raise, so I
can get my car fixed.
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That's not really a zing.
It's more of a crazy pipedream.
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All right, everybody, could
I have your attention?
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Your attention, please.
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Does anybody own a pickup truck
with a cracked windshield?
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Ah.
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Now that I have your attention,
it's time, once again,
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for the annual
Telemiracle fundraiser.
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This year we're doing
something kinda fun.
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We're actually putting
the fun in fundraiser.
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And the fun starts now.
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I have Davis locked in jail
at the police station
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and he's agreed to not
come out until the town
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can raise a bail of $1,000.
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Geez, poor Davis, sittin'
there all by himself,
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solitaire confinement.
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Exactly.
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Davis is doing hard time.
It's no walk in the park.
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Okay, goose down comforter,
hypoallergenic pillow,
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Earl Grey tea.
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No camomile?
They were out.
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Oh, this is gonna be hell.
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Oh, well, it's a good cause.
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So I am going to donate
some money.
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And I think everyone else
should too.
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What?
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Nothing.
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It's a start, I guess.
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We're, uh, 1/500th
of the way there.
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Well...
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Oh, what do you think
of my new curtains?
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Don't say anything.
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We need a new toilet.
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What? We just got that one.
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Oh, that's right.
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Then we bought one of those
fancy new colour televisions.
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Are you sayin' there's
somethin' wrong with the TV?
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Most people have flat screens
that hang on the wall.
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We can hang our TV on a wall.
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Forget the TV.
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The toilet's an eyesore.
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The toilet bowl's rusted out
and that floating thing
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at the back no longer floats.
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It's fine.
It serves its purpose.
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Oscar, are you gonna
mow the lawn or not?
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I've asked you every day
this week.
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It's a foot high and...
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Just get some cleaning stuff
and some scrubby things.
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That toilet will
look good as new.
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You know what's even
better than good as new?
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New.
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Do you think Corner Gas
looks junky?
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I hadn't really
thought about it.
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Well, it looks junky to me.
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Okay.
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I mean that's probably why you
weren't very enthusiastic
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about my curtains.
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It's probably because this place
is connected to the gas station
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and the gas station's
kinda junky, so who
cares about my curtains.
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Exactly. Who cares?
That's what I think.
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Hey, can I get a cola?
At this time of day?
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Yeah. I actually prefer to
get my caffeine that way.
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I didn't know that.
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With Davis I usually
drink coffee.
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Why?
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You shouldn't drink that stuff,
especially in the morning.
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It'll rot your gut and it
won't help your complexion.
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It's just pure sugar,
that's all it is.
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And if you're like me,
it'll go right to your thighs.
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No reason.
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You ever done time before?
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It's harder than you think.
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Have you ever done time before?
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No. But I've seen a lot
of prison movies.
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And from what I can tell,
you're in for a world of pain.
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Scone?
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No, I'm good.
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Brent, I don't want to
hurt your feelings,
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but your gas station looks
kind of junky and bad.
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Everybody's saying so.
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Well, Hank said so.
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Well, if Hank said so.
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And Karen went on
and on about it.
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Well, look, a gas station
should be a little junky.
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It should have a little
grease on the floor...
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or whatever that is
by the cooler.
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Don't you think your
business could benefit
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from a little sprucing up?
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Geez, what is that
by the cooler?
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I'm serious.
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It doesn't smell
like grease.
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Hey, Wanda.
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Care to make a donation
to get Davis out of jail?
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It depends on what he did.
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Maybe some time in the hoosegow
will teach him a lesson.
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The what?
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The hoosegow. The coop.
The can. The clink.
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Oh, right, I get it.
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The big house. The jug.
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All right, I get it.
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We're just trying to raise money
for the Telemiracle fundraiser.
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We're putting the fun
back in fundraising.
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Forget it.
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I need every penny I can
get, so I can get my car...
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I mean I'm also fundraising
for a charity...
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that needs funds.
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What charity?
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The Foundation for Eradicating
Severe... Maleculitis...
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in kids.
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Maleculitis?
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Any bit helps.
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You're taking the fun
out of fundraising.
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Have you ever seen that movie,
Cool Hand Luke?
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That's a prison movie.
Is it like that in there?
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Yeah, pretty much the same.
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The guy in that movie
ate 50 hard boiled eggs.
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I'm trying to read.
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I could eat 50 eggs.
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What's the most eggs you
ever ate in one sittin'?
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Two. Isn't there someplace
you could go?
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I could go get some eggs.
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You got a hotplate in there.
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It's not just the price
of the toilet.
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They kill you on
the installation.
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I'll do it for ya.
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What?
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I could use the money. Plus,
I'm an old hand at that stuff.
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I used to date kind of
a handyman type guy.
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So for a nice finish, we just
want to take a bead of caulk
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around the base of the toilet,
wet your finger,
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carry it through
on the caulking,
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for a nice clean line.
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Hey, are you listening?
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Yeah, yeah, finger
in the toilet.
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Boy, he sure knew how to
show a gal a good time.
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I don't know, Wanda.
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I mean I appreciate the offer,
but this has to be done right.
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And that's where
I come in.
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I'll work cheap.
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Done.
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Oscar.
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Can you donate money to get
Davis out of the hoosegow?
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The what?
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You know, jail, the prison,
the jug house?
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What the hell are
you talkin' about?
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It's for Telemiracle.
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Davis is gonna stay in a jail
cell until we can raise $1,000.
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Does he have a
working toilet?
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I hope so.
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Hah. Well, then, he's
not gettin' my money.
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Brent, I had a...
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Sorry. I was just
engrossed in this.
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There's this giant, hairy
kinda half rock type creature,
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who has a
lightening machine.
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Well, it's a long story.
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Yes, it is.
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And I was wondering if I could
put these flowers here.
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Why would we put flowers
in a gas station?
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Because it will give the
place a more welcoming feel.
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It's just a little thing.
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People will probably
hardly even notice,
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but they'll have a positive
subconscious effect.
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Hey, flowers.
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Are those for sale?
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No. That's stupid.
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Well, he seemed positive
it was stupid.
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I said that it would
be subconscious.
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You sure you know
what you're doing?
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Don't I look like I
know what I'm doing?
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No. That's why I'm askin'.
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Is your tool belt
on upside down?
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Oh.
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Well, it's a loaner.
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Look, you two go downstairs.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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I'll just go in here and see
what we're dealin' with.
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Okay, I got a good
start on things.
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Sorry about the shoes, Davis.
I know you hate that.
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Hmm.
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I don't know how you
can stand it in there.
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It's like being
buried alive.
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The claustrophobia
must be murder.
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Hank, for the last time,
I'm fine.
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Please go home.
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Nope. We're in this together.
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I don't want company.
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You and me.
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Sure, on the outside we're
different, but on the inside,
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we're the same.
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Except you're inside
and I'm outside.
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And I'm not gonna leave you.
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Hank, I want you to listen
to me very carefully.
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The only hardship I'm facing
in here is that you're here.
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You're making this difficult.
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So, please, go!
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Karen and this charity
have driven you
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to the point of madness,
where you lash out at me.
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I'm not gonna
leave ya, buddy.
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Not when your mind is startin'
to comprehend the cage.
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My mind's not doing that.
Denial.
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I'm not in denial.
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Denial of denial is one of
the first signs of denial.
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If I wasn't scared of what might
happen leaving you here alone,
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I'd go get help.
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Really? You'd go?
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Look, these walls, they're-
they're closin' in on me.
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I- I can't breathe...
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pulse racing...
251
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:41,704
mind busy.
252
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:43,732
I gotta get Karen.
253
00:11:45,362 --> 00:11:47,357
Maybe I could just call her.
254
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,853
Go!
255
00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,173
Hi, Emma.
256
00:11:54,273 --> 00:11:56,866
Wanna donate to the Get Davis
Out of Jail fundraiser?
257
00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,861
It's okay if you
don't want to.
258
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,189
I've taken up too
much of your time.
259
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,848
What is it?
Ah, it's complicated.
260
00:12:03,948 --> 00:12:05,345
You're busy.
261
00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,504
It involves fun and putting
that into fundraising.
262
00:12:07,605 --> 00:12:09,168
I'll just come back
another time.
263
00:12:09,268 --> 00:12:11,096
That's your pitch?
I'm underwhelmed.
264
00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:12,725
Well, it's like
people say.
265
00:12:12,825 --> 00:12:15,750
Davis being in jail isn't
really much of a hardship.
266
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:16,748
Ah.
267
00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:17,946
What?
268
00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,941
You like being alone.
269
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,268
You like the peace
and quiet of someone
270
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,794
not nattering in your ear.
271
00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:27,088
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
272
00:12:27,189 --> 00:12:29,349
Whenever Oscar's not around,
273
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:33,174
I listen to beautiful
classical music.
274
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,567
You play classical
records?
275
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,094
I just hear the
music in my head,
276
00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:40,420
whenever Oscar's not around.
277
00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,613
Dirty son of a!
278
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,339
I'm okay.
279
00:12:46,439 --> 00:12:48,700
We're getting
some work done.
280
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,424
On a completely
unrelated topic,
281
00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:54,785
are there any
large Band-Aids?
282
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,737
Aw, come on. Modern art, now,
in a gas station?
283
00:13:00,836 --> 00:13:03,362
It's not modern.
It's contemporary.
284
00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:04,892
What's the difference?
285
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,388
The difference...
286
00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:08,849
is that these are going up
in here somewhere.
287
00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:11,841
Fine. If stickin' those on
the wall are gonna keep you
288
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:13,836
from hangin' crystals and
drappin' gold flamb�
289
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,598
over everything, go ahead.
290
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:17,893
Hey, does Wanda know anything
about plumbing? Because...
291
00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:19,221
Holy hell!
292
00:13:19,321 --> 00:13:22,580
What are ya doin' to the 1977
Junior All-Star hockey poster?
293
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:24,708
I am just hanging
a few prints.
294
00:13:24,808 --> 00:13:28,165
But that poster's been
hangin' there since 1977.
295
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,529
Holy hell!
296
00:13:29,629 --> 00:13:33,352
The 1976 Junior
All-Star poster.
297
00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:34,915
That's where that went.
298
00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:37,775
I give up.
299
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,069
Yeah, I wish I
could believe that.
300
00:13:40,568 --> 00:13:44,458
You gotta give me the keys to
the cell so I can let Davis out.
301
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,954
Sorry, Hank,
can't do that.
302
00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:47,782
We haven't raised
enough funds yet.
303
00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:50,875
How can you tell? Have you
even counted all that cash?
304
00:13:50,975 --> 00:13:52,670
Trust me.
305
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:59,153
Hey, Brent, can I
borrow a metal file?
306
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,681
Thanks, pal.
307
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,937
Hey, Brent, can I
borrow a hammer?
308
00:14:07,532 --> 00:14:09,029
Thanks.
309
00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:11,988
Can I borrow a jigsaw,
drywall trowel, a power drill,
310
00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:13,982
a caulking gun,
tiling blade?
311
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:17,173
Thanks.
312
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,068
Hey, Brent, can I, uh...
313
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,030
No, you can't
paint the place.
314
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,056
Wow. You're good.
You didn't even look up.
315
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,752
I'm on a roll.
316
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:35,294
What are you doing?
317
00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:36,891
Karen wouldn't
give me the key.
318
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:40,115
I know these are supposed
to come hidden in a big cake.
319
00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:43,074
But time's a wastin' and
I don't know how to bake.
320
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,305
Thanks a lot.
321
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,333
Now I have a craving
for cake.
322
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:51,087
I got it.
323
00:14:58,235 --> 00:14:59,333
Oh, yeah.
324
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,694
We were meaning to
get the lock fixed.
325
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:16,856
Hi, Karen.
326
00:15:16,955 --> 00:15:18,717
How's your idiotic
fundraiser goin'?
327
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,279
Ah, you were right, Oscar.
328
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,672
If I had a nickel for
every time I heard that.
329
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:25,433
You'd have what,
five cents?
330
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,924
I didn't come up with the
stupid idea of turnin'
Davis into jailbait.
331
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,485
I don't think that's the
phrase you're looking for.
332
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:34,544
You're probably happy bein'
alone, peace and quiet.
333
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,771
You know, when
Emma's not around,
334
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,431
I listen to
classical music.
335
00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:43,155
Buddy Holly, Ray Stevens,
Boxcar Willie.
336
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,549
Davis isn't alone.
Hank's with him.
337
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:48,075
Hank's with him?
You didn't say that.
338
00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:49,837
Poor guy.
339
00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:51,898
Here's ten bucks.
340
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:00,577
Mind if I light
some incense?
341
00:16:00,677 --> 00:16:02,672
Sure, go nuts.
342
00:16:08,624 --> 00:16:10,019
What's that funk?
343
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,515
Is something burning?
344
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,012
The incense.
345
00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,505
I just asked you if
I could light incense,
346
00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:17,001
eleven seconds ago.
347
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,129
Oh. Well, I wasn't
really listening.
348
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,991
These comic books
require focus, you know?
349
00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:23,552
This will really
freshen the place up.
350
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,845
Come on, just take
a deep breath.
351
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:28,472
Let the aroma
envelope you.
352
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,301
It smells like hippies.
353
00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:31,829
How old are you?
354
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:35,421
It smells like what I imagine
hippies probably smelled like.
355
00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:37,284
Give it a chance.
356
00:16:37,383 --> 00:16:38,812
All right.
357
00:16:38,912 --> 00:16:42,868
But if a VW van pulls up out
front, I'm callin' the fuzz.
358
00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:48,421
Just putting the
finishing touches on.
359
00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:53,807
I thought you said you knew
what you were doing.
360
00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:55,403
It's a process.
361
00:16:55,504 --> 00:16:57,532
And it doesn't help
you keep interrupting me.
362
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,560
"How's it goin'?
Are you all right?
363
00:16:59,658 --> 00:17:01,720
Would you like some lemonade?"
Drivin' me nuts!
364
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,718
Did you hear?
365
00:17:02,817 --> 00:17:04,646
Davis is locked
in jail with Hank?
366
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,243
Holly hell!
367
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,237
Wanda, let me.
It's a process.
368
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,365
Well, I can't take
much more of this.
369
00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:12,360
Well, you get
what you pay for.
370
00:17:12,461 --> 00:17:15,618
I mean I can't take much more
of not using the toilet.
371
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:18,810
I'm ready to burst.
I have to wash my
hair before bingo.
372
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,307
Use the kitchen sink.
373
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,803
Good idea. She meant me.
374
00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:23,299
I can't use the sink.
375
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,858
You shut off all the
water to the house.
376
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:26,856
I did?
377
00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:28,353
Cool.
378
00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:30,281
I gotta get
outta this room.
379
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,708
Did he say Davis was
locked up with Hank?
380
00:17:32,808 --> 00:17:34,470
That's just cruel.
381
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:36,531
Yeah, I should have donated.
382
00:17:38,427 --> 00:17:39,556
Karen,
383
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:42,251
I just heard about Davis
in there with Hank.
384
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,113
Here's a hundred dollars
for the charity.
385
00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:45,210
What?
386
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,972
My kids smashed all
their piggybanks.
387
00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:49,100
It's not much, but
it's what we've got.
388
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,595
Get him out.
389
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,092
Get who out?
390
00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:53,588
What are you doin' here?
391
00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:56,513
Once I got Davis free,
I figured my job was done.
392
00:17:56,613 --> 00:17:58,010
Davis is out?
393
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,736
Well, that's, uh, not
really for me to say.
394
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,266
No, out of jail.
395
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:03,995
Oh, yeah,
like four hours ago.
396
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,872
What's up, jackass?
397
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,402
What's with the toothbrush?
398
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,762
Did Mom finally
give ya the boot?
399
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:20,919
These bathrooms are quite
large and comfortable.
400
00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:22,680
So you kicked
each other out?
401
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,642
That's an interesting
development.
402
00:18:24,742 --> 00:18:27,069
Well, thanks for not
crashin' at my place.
403
00:18:28,765 --> 00:18:31,159
Hey, you can take back
your hippie sticks.
404
00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:33,154
You didn't give
them a chance.
405
00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:36,411
I had to spray a can and a
half of bug repellent
406
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:38,607
in the air just to
mask the reek.
407
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:40,103
The reek?
408
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:44,724
Now, what is wrong with a little
citrus bramble-berry eucalyptus
potpourri?
409
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,619
I don't know what
those words mean,
410
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:49,945
except citrus,
and that means oranges.
411
00:18:50,044 --> 00:18:52,737
So you're okay with
spraying noxious chemicals,
412
00:18:52,837 --> 00:18:56,327
but you can't handle a little
flowers and berries?
413
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,320
Well, bug spray smells
like summertime.
414
00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,474
You're well over a
thousand dollars.
415
00:19:04,573 --> 00:19:06,601
There's like two grand here.
416
00:19:06,701 --> 00:19:08,630
I didn't count it.
Trust me.
417
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,322
What were you going to
do with the extra money?
418
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:13,451
And why is that dashboard
all scuffed up?
419
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,047
It's not.
420
00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:20,034
And I was gonna give the extra
money to Maleculitis in Kids.
421
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,530
I'll tell you what.
422
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:25,021
How about we throw Davis in the
clink for a couple more days,
423
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,717
lock him up good this time?
424
00:19:28,746 --> 00:19:30,142
This isn't fair.
425
00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:32,303
It's for charity.
426
00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:35,694
Geez, it's roomier in
here than I imagined.
427
00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,656
I had the lock fixed.
428
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,783
Have an egg.
429
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:42,509
Where is she?
430
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:45,004
She quit on us,
left us high and dry.
431
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:46,499
Well, not dry.
432
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,362
You're outta milk.
433
00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,459
Gimme that.
434
00:19:49,558 --> 00:19:52,651
How could you leave us
high and wet like this?
435
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,976
Okay, okay. It's taking some
time, but I think I know now
436
00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:58,038
what needs to be done.
437
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,558
I'm glad you called.
438
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,418
You know, I've
really missed you.
439
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:08,577
Maybe we can go out for a
drink after this, please.
440
00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:11,968
Less pout, more grout.
441
00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:19,149
Hi, Lacey.
442
00:20:20,246 --> 00:20:21,644
Collecting money
for charity.
443
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,139
Oh. What's the cause?
444
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:25,168
Keepin' Karen in
jail with Hank.
445
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,664
I can't support that.
446
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:28,193
Okay, no problem.
447
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,088
Ooo,
448
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,984
I like the new curtains.
449
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,147
Really?
450
00:20:33,247 --> 00:20:35,741
Oh, yeah. They go great with
the Formica tabletops
451
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,902
and burgundy and
chrome banquettes.
452
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,730
Classic.
453
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,393
Aw.
454
00:20:41,493 --> 00:20:44,085
It's a good cause.
455
00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:46,946
Plus it doesn't hurt
being next to Corner Gas.
456
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,570
The dumpier that place is,
the better this place looks.
457
00:20:50,669 --> 00:20:52,099
Really?
458
00:21:00,544 --> 00:21:02,739
Thanks, Davis.
Looks like she bought it.
459
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:04,467
Glad I could help.
460
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,854
Money well spent.
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