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This magazine rack is a mess.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I put a lotta
thought into arranging that.
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It's all hodgepodgey, nothin'
categorized at all.
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You got
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Yeah? Wedding Bells is
for somebody who's lookin'
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towards the future. So
is National Science.
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What bugs me, is you
got the hotrod magazines
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mixed in with the gardening magazines.
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Maybe somebody wants to
soup up their Rototiller,
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you know, throw a fuel
injector under their Weedwacker.
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Hotrod Weedwacker. That'd be cool.
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Then why do the
gardening magazines lead into
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the fashion magazines?
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Plants...
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Implants.
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There ya go.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Maybe I should get a tattoo.
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Why?
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To kinda make me feel
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You're already late for
work. How bad do you wanna be?
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King George the Fifth had a tattoo.
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So? One out of five kings gets a tattoo,
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you jump on the band wagon.
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I just can't think of what to get.
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There's the Chinese symbol
for disappointing your parents.
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Why? What did ya do now? No, not me.
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King George, here, has
decided to get a tattoo.
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That's a good one. Get that one.
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Why would I want a tattoo of
a skull devouring a human heart?
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Oh. I thought it was Popeye.
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I can draw you a few designs, Wanda.
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I designed my own.
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Your own what?
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Tattoo.
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I got a little bulldog on my shoulder.
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When did you get a tattoo?
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I was in the tattoo
parlour the day Oscar got his
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and I thought, "Why not?"
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Well, Mom, just because Dad
gets a tattoo doesn't mean that...
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you have a tattoo?
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I've been raised by gypsies.
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I didn't know you could draw.
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Oh, she draws, paints, all that crap.
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He's so supportive.
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Can you draw something up for
me? That would be great.
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I was thinking about a teddy bear,
somethin' soft and cuddly.
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Well, I'll get started right away.
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My mom has a bulldog tattoo.
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Do I even dare ask what yours is?
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None of your damn business.
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But when I'm on all
fours, I can make it dance.
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These charts are amazing.
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As you can see, the study shows
a big increase in traffic.
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And they're so colourful.
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We do traffic studies in Dog River?
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It seems like a waste of money.
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We don't have to do it.
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But, then again, we don't have to
have two police officers either.
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Hey, Brent.
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Before you order, try one of these.
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Food before I order.
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Let's keep this new policy.
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Mm, that's tasty. What is it?
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I invented them. I'm
gonna call it the Ruby Club.
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That's fantastic.
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I'll have a chili cheese dog.
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Look at this traffic.
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All those times I crossed the street
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I was takin' my life into my own hands.
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Yep.
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It's like Death Race 2000 out there.
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The bottom line is, I'm replacing
the four-way stop sign
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with a traffic light.
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It's time Dog River joined
the 20th century.
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Then we'll only be one century behind.
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I want you to crack down on jaywalkers.
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We can't just suddenly start handing
out jaywalking tickets.
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First we need to let the people know
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they're in the 20th century.
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I've talked to Gus at
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and he'll print a gentle reminder
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to let the people know.
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"Pedestrians in danger due to
large amount of traffic. "
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Anyone seen a large amount of traffic?
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Maybe he means amount of large traffic.
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That makes five tractors, four combines.
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Three diskers.
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Two turtledoves.
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Jinx.
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If it's gonna reduce injuries,
maybe a traffic light's not so bad.
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It might remind me of home.
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If you want us to remind you of Toronto
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I could flip you the bird.
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Were people in Toronto rude
to you or something?
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I've never been there.
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You want a Ruby Club or not?
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Yeah, sure. It's zesty, without
bein' too preachy,
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if you know what I mean.
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I rarely know what you mean.
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Did you see this in
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They can't tell us what to do.
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Settle down, Dad. It's
just a traffic light.
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Traffic light? What
are you talkin' about?
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I mean this. "Call before you dig. "
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Why do I gotta call? I dig where I want.
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Insane mayor,
crosswalks? This is even worse.
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And what do we need a traffic light for?
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The four-way stop works fine.
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And there's nothin' wrong
with jaywalkin'.
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It's how things get
done, as the crow flies.
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This is government mind control.
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"Stop here," "Walk," "Don't
Walk," "Do this," "Don't do that,"
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"Eat your peas. "
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Eat your peas?
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Look, this is the Dog River Howler.
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The info is sketchy at best.
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Remember last year
when those coyotes were
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comin' into town eatin' people's cats?
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This thing's not exactly the Gospel.
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Plus the plural of
werewolf is werewolves, with a "v".
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Also a good point.
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So you can eat your
peas on your own terms, Dad.
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Nobody's gonna take this too seriously.
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You too good to use
the crosswalk, Buddy?
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No, Oscar, I'm not a communist.
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All I was saying is,
if a traffic light helps
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prevent an accident,
then we should consider it.
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Crazy talk.
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I don't know why
anyone asks you anything.
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What are your specials?
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What's the soup?
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Well, if you're looking for
something a little zesty,
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without being too preachy,
I'd recommend the Ruby Club.
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It comes with soup also. I invented it.
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You invented soup?
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No, the Ruby Club.
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Okay, I'll try it. Can
I have a pickle with it?
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Do you charge extra for the pickle?
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Oh, I think I can
give you a pickle, Oscar.
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Don't get me wrong. My
accountants will be very upset,
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but, oh, what the heck.
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I just talked us into
a couple of free pickles.
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Nice work, Mr. Trump.
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Goldilocks to Papa
Bear. Come in, Papa Bear.
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If we're gonna use code
names, I wanna be called The Hawk.
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The Rock?
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Not The Rock, The Hawk.
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Hey, wait? Yeah.
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Call me The Rock.
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I still don't think this is necessary.
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We don't get to choose which laws
we want to enforce, Karen.
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Sure we do.
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Yeah, we do. But this is fun.
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People cross the
street and we drop the hammer.
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Hey, wait. Call me The Hammer.
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I don't like shakin' people down so
Fitzy can buy a new traffic light.
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The law is the law. No
one's above the law.
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Steven Segal's above the law.
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Oh, yeah.
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That movie rocks.
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Hey, wait.
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The Rock or The Hammer?
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I like Papa Bear.
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So,
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how are the sandwiches?
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Delicious.
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Still, I'd better not
see any pickle on that bill.
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Oh, I didn't know you could draw, Emma.
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Oh, why is the alligator dancing?
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It's a teddy bear.
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Oh.
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That-that's what I said, isn't it?
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Hey, where are you
gonna put this tattoo, anyway?
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It's not gonna scare customers, is it?
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It's going somewhere on
a private area of my person
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so that you and
everybody else will never see it,
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until the company Christmas party.
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You're not gonna strip again, are ya?
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No promises.
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Okay, uh, the special today is
an open-faced Denver with fries.
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I'll have the Ruby Club. Me too.
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Me too.
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Okay. Then you all want Ruby Clubs?
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Well, that's easy.
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Three more Ruby Clubs.
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My favourite's the third one.
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But you can pick whichever one you want.
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I'm gonna grab some margarine.
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Wow! Emma,
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I didn't know you could draw like this.
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What in the hell are
these supposed to be?
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I thought you said cuddly.
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That one looks like a rabid badger.
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This one looks like a gorilla
with a golf club.
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Flames?
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This one has flames on it.
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Mom, is one of these
things supposed to be on fire?
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I added flames to
make it look more surreal.
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Mission accomplished.
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Maybe when I said
cuddly, she thought I said ugly.
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I hope you don't mind, but I
added a bit of artistic flair.
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Ooh.
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Oh, that's flair.
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When you pick one, let me know.
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I don't know which one to pick.
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Can you believe it?
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Lacey thought that was an alligator.
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Yeah, I can believe it.
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Really?
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Well-well, yeah,
because Lacey's just so kooky.
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Oh, I'm glad you like it.
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If you don't pick a
drawing, you'll break her heart.
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What will she break in return?
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It's a traffic light now.
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Next there will be
advanced left turn signals
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and computer chips stapled to our ears.
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That's pretty far
fetched, left turn signals.
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A traffic light
might spruce up the town,
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give it an urban feel.
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Lacey, it would be
nice to have a conversation
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where you don't twist it to
further your traffic light agenda.
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I didn't bring it up.
You guys were talking...
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You want machines telling
you what to do?
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Like that movie where the
robots take over and, um...
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Prevent traffic accidents?
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I don't want a traffic
light. No one in Dog River does.
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What about the train crossing signal?
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That's different. It
goes "Ding, ding, ding"
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and the arm swings up and
down. It's a good show.
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I don't think a stop light would hurt.
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Oh, Lacey, just drop it.
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When it comes to gettin'
around, we know what we're doin'.
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Jaywalker. Go get him.
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Do I have to?
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He don't look like Steven Segal to me.
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Brent!
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Oh, hey, Karen.
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Brent, you jaywalked so I'm
gonna have to write you a ticket.
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Really?
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You're not Steven Segal.
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Oh, ya got me there.
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Didn't you jaywalk to come
over here to give me the ticket?
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I- I-I
was just...
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It would set a good example if you wrote
yourself a ticket for breakin' the law.
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But I...
254
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You're not
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Karen.
255
00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,601
Uh? Davis, are you there?
256
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,400
I'm The Hammer.
257
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:13,067
Uh, we got a bit of a problem here.
258
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,667
The law's the law, Karen.
259
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,701
Have a nice day.
260
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,534
Careful.
261
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,767
You know what?
262
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,200
I will try one of your Ruby Clubs.
263
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,901
No!
264
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,634
Or whatever is
handy, a bag of chips or...
265
00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:37,400
Yesterday we served 37 Ruby Clubs.
266
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,734
Well, that's great...
267
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,467
in a suckish way. You lost me.
268
00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:44,901
I'm glad people like
the sandwich so much.
269
00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:47,634
But all day "Ruby
Club, Ruby Club, Ruby Club"
270
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,133
It's making me crazy.
271
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,067
I can see that. Why
don't you stop makin' it?
272
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:56,000
Because I just printed new
menus and I refuse to white it out.
273
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,634
That looks so tacky.
274
00:12:57,701 --> 00:12:59,434
I don't know, then.
275
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,934
You're stuck between a rock and
some arbitrary rule about Whiteout.
276
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,400
It is not arbitrary.
277
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,801
It's just something I came
up with and I'm sticking to,
278
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,501
for no reason.
279
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,801
Uh-oh.
280
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:21,234
Okay.
281
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,467
Whoa!
282
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:27,434
What the hell's she
doin'? It's not her turn.
283
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:30,367
I thought it was my turn.
284
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,100
Two geriatrics and an
idiot. I'll never get home.
285
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:34,567
It's his turn.
286
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,133
Sorry.
287
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,868
Well, just move it, ya old dingbat.
288
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:42,167
More like a four-day stop.
289
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:54,667
Oh, yeah, a stop sign's fine.
290
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,834
This has gone too far. Be careful.
291
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:05,901
I'm makin' a stand. You're
crazy. They can see ya.
292
00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:07,634
They wouldn't dare.
293
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:09,701
Hold it right there, Oscar!
294
00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:18,601
You're lucky we don't give you
a ticket for aiding and abetting.
295
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,801
Don't you guys have anything
better to do?
296
00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,467
No, not really.
297
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,501
Two Ruby Clubs.
298
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,133
How about chicken salad or some soup?
299
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,734
Four more Rubies, please.
300
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:33,901
Or some chicken soup, or soup and salad?
301
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,400
Five more stinkin' Rubies, please.
302
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,501
Look it, anything you want, I'll make.
303
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:42,100
Hey, Brent, can you lend me some cash?
304
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,634
Is that your official greeting now?Huh?
305
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:47,801
Ever since Karen and Davis started
acting like real cops,
306
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,701
I got like six jaywalking tickets.
307
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,200
Six?
308
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,167
Well, four tickets and two IOUs.
309
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,133
They ran out of ticket books.
310
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,534
I just talked my way out of an
accessory to a jaywalking charge.
311
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,868
I doubled back on
them. You haven't seen me.
312
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:09,334
"I owe you one jaywalking
ticket. Sincerely, Davis. "
313
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,334
At least he's polite about it.
314
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,467
How did you get six jaywalking tickets?
315
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:17,567
Oscar's got seven. Well, he would
if he hadn't gone on the lam.
316
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:20,534
Yeah. I'm a one-man open rebellion.
317
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:23,133
Hidin' behind the toaster.
318
00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:29,501
Hi. Hi, Wanda.
319
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:32,400
Did you decide which drawing you like?
320
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:36,801
Yes, uh, I did, Emma. But,
uh, here's the thing.
321
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:40,467
I found out that I'm
allergic to the ink in tattoos.
322
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,567
How did you find that out?
323
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,868
Medical testing.
324
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:49,167
I got the results back
and, uh, damn the luck.
325
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:51,667
Very, very allergic.
326
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,400
That's too bad.
327
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:59,200
Just out of curiosity, which
drawing did you pick?
328
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,968
The first one?
329
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,400
The squirrel with the hockey stick.
330
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,767
Squirrel?
331
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:08,601
Oh, yeah, it's the hockey squirrel.
332
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,567
Very, very cute.
333
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,501
Thank you anyway.
334
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:33,868
Fitzy, on behalf of the
citizens of Dog River,
335
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,767
we would like to
formally lodge a complaint
336
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:41,534
that this new
jaywalking policy is stupid.
337
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,968
Well...
338
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:46,834
We should be free to walk
as the crow flies.
339
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:50,801
I don't know what the hell he means.
340
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:52,767
Cross the street wherever you want.
341
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,434
Oh. Then yeah.
342
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:55,968
Okay, okay. But...
343
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,434
Hank's right.
344
00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,667
Everyone is against the
traffic light, too.
345
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,501
I'm not really against it.
346
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,200
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it.
347
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:08,100
You've been trying to get a traffic
light in this town for years.
348
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,100
I moved here 10 months ago.
349
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,133
Maybe you should just
stick to makin' sandwiches,
350
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,133
delicious, delicious sandwiches.
351
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,667
But-but you see...
352
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:20,501
I see the revolution has
started without me.
353
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,968
Oh, you're right, Hank and everyone.
354
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:26,200
It's been my secret
agenda, since before I moved here,
355
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:29,534
to have a traffic
light installed in Dog River.
356
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:33,033
My scheme is out in the
open so from now on,
357
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:37,534
a dollar from every Ruby Club will
go to funding the new traffic light.
358
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,834
Maybe we just won't
buy your stupid sandwich,
359
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,000
your stupid yet delicious sandwich.
360
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,801
The Ruby Club is history.
361
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,501
Oh, gee.
362
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:48,534
When will I learn to fit into this town?
363
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,033
Oh, well, no more Ruby Clubs, I guess,
364
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,901
although I'm not whiting out the menus.
365
00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:55,901
Well played, Moriarty.
366
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,634
Oscar, cheese it, the heat.
367
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,968
I'll cover for ya.
368
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,968
Look, guys, I...
369
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,767
Save it, Mr. Slick Talkin' Politician.
370
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,434
Listen, I want to cut a deal.
371
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,434
I'm listening.
372
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:20,567
If you clear me on my IOUs,
I'll deliver you Oscar Leroy.
373
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:24,501
Cut a deal, Davis. We want the big fish.
374
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:27,534
Look, I-I'm just concerned
about safety.
375
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,701
We're seeing a
sharp increase in traffic.
376
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,801
I don't know what increase
in traffic you're talkin' about.
377
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,467
Arnie Melfort bought that
second pickup truck,
378
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:38,534
but he can only drive one at a time.
379
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:41,868
So it makes no real
difference in the actual numbers.
380
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,634
I've done the math on this.
381
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:46,434
Hey, Brent, I'm not the big fish.
382
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,667
Oh, I'm sorry, Hank. No,
no, no. It's a good thing.
383
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,467
Oh. Well, good for you.
384
00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:53,000
Nicely done. Yeah.
385
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,868
Look, we ran a
counter cable across the road
386
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,567
and this year traffic is extremely high,
387
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:00,934
extremely high, extremely.
388
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,167
He's got the charts to prove it.
389
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,067
Okay, Oscar, pay up.
390
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,767
Fat chance. I'm
engaged in civil disobedience.
391
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,033
Hank and I are standing strong on...
392
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,067
He sold you out.
393
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,734
So what do I owe you?
394
00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:21,501
But where did this traffic come from?
395
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:24,534
Yeah, Fitzy,
396
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,501
this, uh, cable counter thing,
397
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:30,501
has it got a yellow
box at the end of it?
398
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,534
Yeah. Why?
399
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,467
Ah, no reason, no reason.
400
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:47,000
But maybe your counter box is faulty.
401
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,133
Did you ever think about that?
402
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,033
Okay. I'll hold on the
traffic light till we sort this out.
403
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,000
Hey, hey, hey.
404
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:59,501
By the way, you got
this on the way here.
405
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,968
And wipe out the jaywalking tickets too.
406
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,868
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
407
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,400
You mean I got this blister for nothin'?
408
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,567
I guess so, Hammer!
409
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,133
Oh. Thank you.
410
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,400
Hey, you look a lot happier.
411
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:19,100
Uh-huh. I haven't
sold one Ruby Club all day.
412
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,400
People hate your sandwich? That's great.
413
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,801
No. People love my
sandwich. They hate me.
414
00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:26,467
Well, as long as they hate something.
415
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,634
Oh, hi, Lacey.
416
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,200
Why are you so down?
417
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:35,067
I'll never be able to get a tattoo
or Emma will know I lied to her.
418
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:38,434
Couldn't you get one in a secret place?
419
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,534
I have a history at Christmas
parties where I...
420
00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:43,167
Hey, Wanda.
421
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:46,033
I was hoping you were working today.
422
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,200
I felt bad you couldn't get your tattoo,
423
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:53,601
so I painted that picture you wanted.
424
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,667
Ah, a gopher.
425
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,133
Badger.
426
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,133
Squirrel!
427
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,601
Oh, Emma. That's, uh...
428
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:08,868
so sweet and, uh, unnecessary?
429
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,067
Oh, it's not as permanent as a tattoo,
430
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,734
but at least he's something.
431
00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:16,968
It certainly is.
432
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,501
What do you mean by that?
433
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,734
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