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Hey, Wanda.
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Hey, Lacey. Bad news.
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The Sarah Harden concert's sold out.
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Oh, no.
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Thanks to me. Because I scooped
the last two tickets.
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Oh, you are
amazing! Oh, Wanda, you rock!
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Yeah, you rock! Who's Sarah Harden?
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Oh, she's new.
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I'm not up on that new stuff.
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You're not up on it or into it?
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I might be into it if I was up on it.
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But I'm not up on
it, so I'm not into it.
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I'm into what I'm up on.
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I'm not up on the new stuff, but I'm
sorta into it. I'm down with that.
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Prepositions are fun, aren't they?
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What's a preposition?
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Hey, Wanda, can you move your car?
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Okay, okay.
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No,
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Don't knock the dirt. It's
keeping my bumper on.
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Hey, Brent. Are you
stackin' wiper fluid?
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That's uncanny.
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Have you worked at a gas station before?
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Let me giveNo, no. you a hand. That's all right. I
- I got it.
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Wanda's got it. Wanda.
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Let Useless help. Yeah, let me help.
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No, no. Wanda's an ace at this.
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They call her the Stackinator.
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Here.
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What's this?
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The shelf you asked
for, for your recipe books.
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When did I asklt took
me for a shelf?a while.
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I asked for this when Brent was a kid.
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Like I say, it took a while.
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What are you building next,
that change table for the nursery?
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I'm gettin' to it.
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Why do you clutter
up the house with junk?
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It's a hobby.
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Get a new hobby.
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Fine. I'll go for a walk
somewhere I'm appreciated.
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That'll be a long walk.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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On your way out, take out the garbage.
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Sure, she's good, nice form.
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I could do better.
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Yeah, but, uh, it's a union thing.
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So off ya go.
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Let me know if you need a
hand or extra set of eyes.
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Two heads are better than one.
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Geez, what's your donor card look like?
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I'm in a union?
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You wish.
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No, it's just...
Hank's got some fencing to do.
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Not the skinny sword kinda fencing.
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Oh, fencing.
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He's gonna buy some stolen merchandise?
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No, the actual fence kinda fencing,
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around his cousin's farm.
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It's ugly, physical grunt work.
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Oah! I can't imagine.
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If I let him help me now, he
can get me to help him later.
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I'm not building up any favour debt.
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So while you're playing geopolitics,
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I'm left stacking wiper fluid.
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Yeah. It's a win-win.
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Tell me to get a new hobby.
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Don't blame me if your recipe
books get all wonky.
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A perfectly good pair of pants.
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I don't think you
should be doing that on duty.
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It sends the wrong message.
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What, that I'm incredibly athletic?
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No. That I'm friends with someone
who plays Hacky Sack.
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This is not a Hacky
Sack. This is my new footbag.
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Hacky Sack is a brand name,
like, uh, Kleenex.
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People call it
Kleenex even if the Kleenex
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is some other kinda Kleenex.
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I don't see cops on TV Hacky Sacking.
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Lenny, from
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It's all in the knee.
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But that other guy from Law
and Order might Hacky Sack.
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Knee, knee.
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But they don't show him Hacky Sacking.
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That part of his life isn't
depicted on screen.
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Checkin' out this knee action!
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Look at this, a
perfectly good pair of pants.
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I'm gonna act like he's talking to you.
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I found them by the road.
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Who leaves a pair of pants by the road?
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That is weird.
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Pickin' up a stranger's pants
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and carrying them
around, that's perfectly normal.
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Can't just leave them
there. That's pants.
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It would be a waste, a waste of pants.
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Nobody likes pant waste.
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Geez, I hope it's not genetic.
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Are you kidding? You're
getting more like him every day.
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Oh! Don't be a jackass.
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Hey, Brent.
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Would you help me lug a buffer?
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It doesn't sound
like something I would do.
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I'm redoing the floors. It's a huge job.
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I know where you're comin' from.
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I had to phone and order
a new candy rack.
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You figure that's a huge
job? Dialling all those numbers.
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Well, I guess not.
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But it holds a lot of
candy. That's my point.
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How much candy?
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Much, much, a rack's worth.
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Look at this.
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Perfectly good and a perfect fit.
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Eeeuw!
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There it is, a brand new low.
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What?
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They look just fine.
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You missed Chapter 1,
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where he found those pants in a ditch.
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Eeeuw! Eeeuw! Eeeuw!
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Oh.
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I can see why people like to
call footbags Hacky Sacks.
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It's fun to say.
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Hacky Sack, Hacky
Sack, Hacky, Hacky Sack.
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Karen, no Hacky
Sacking in the restaurant.
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Is that a rule? Because
I don't see a sign.
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I can't have a sign for everything.
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Read the sign.
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Fine. I'll go outside.
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Although,
technically, this is a footbag.
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I hate that Hacky Sack.
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Footbag.
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A new low, huh?
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Tcheah!
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You're not gonna bring the
candy rack inside the store?
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I'm not gonna lie to you, Sir.
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There was a time when we did that.
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But there's been some
shake-ups in the candy rack industry
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and we no longer
provide that level of service.
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I appreciate your honesty.
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Oh, I got it.
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No, no, that's okay. No, no, I'm here.
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No, that's all
right. Wanda's gonna get it.
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Wanda?
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Well, there ya are.
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Just call me the Rackinator.
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Yeah, I, uh, I guess I owe ya one.
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Ah, what's one between friends.
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But, yeah, ya do. See ya, buddy.
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Could you do that outside?
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Okay. Geez. You could put up a sign.
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You seem happy.
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Ho, ho, ho, I really
stuck it to Brent just now.
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I helped him carry
somethin' into the gas station.
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Oh. Way to twist the knife.
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Yeah. But I can't get complacent.
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If I don't watch it,
he'll do somethin' nice for me.
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Wow. You two are deep in the throws
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of something I don't care about.
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Yeah.
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I just did a little
one, and Brent owes me one.
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And the one he's
doin' back is a big one.
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So, in a way, I won, for once.
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Hey?
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Make sense?
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Huh? No, not even a little bit.
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Nice rack!
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What's it hold?
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A rack's worth, a rack and a half.
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It's big.
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Did they carry it in for you?
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They don't do that anymore.
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Where have you been?
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Wanda, the concert starts at 8:00,
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so we should leave around 6:00.
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Okay. We can take my car.
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Oh, I should warn
you, it's a little dirty.
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It's filthy.
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Where is it?
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It's parked out front.
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It's dirty, but it's not filthy.
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Come on, a joke's a joke, but
where did you put it? Put what?
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Karen, we don't know
what you're talking about.
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Yeah, we're not up on it, or into it.
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My footbag, or my Hacky
Sack, as you would call it.
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Did somebody take Karen's sack ball?
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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You guys didn't take it.
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So, uh, you don't mind
if I, uh, look for it...
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back here?
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Ooh! Look, but don't touch.
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Let me know how this ends.
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You know what? Don't bother.
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Seriously, you guys, a joke's a joke.
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But I want my Hacky Sack back.
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We don't know where it is.
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Okay. I guess, uh, I'll
go look for it in...
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The Ruby. Am I getting warmer?
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You're getting weirder.
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Where's my Hacky Sack?
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Engine trouble? Need a hand.
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No. No, I... no.
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Why is the hood up, curiosity?
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No. I'm just checkin' my wiper fluid.
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Wiper fluid? I got lots.
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No. No, it's fine. I
just... I just checked it.
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Gas? You're pulled up by the pumps.
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Yes, I need gas, which I'll pay for.
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Look, let me help. Hank, it's my job.
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Hands off, Hank. I got it. Give it up.
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What's this junk?
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It's not junk. It's treasure.
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Treasure. You'd make a lousy pirate.
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I'll have you know, I
found all this stuff,
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sittin' by the side of the road.
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No kidding? I'm shocked.
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You wanted me to get a new hobby.
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Picking up trash isn't a
hobby, it's more like a symptom.
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Trash, huh?
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I'll think you'll change
your tune once you check out my...
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piece of twine.
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Yeah, that's right. Free twine.
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Who's laughin' now.
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I'm asking you nice.
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Stop bringing home garbage.
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Why? It's not hurtin' anyone.
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How you doin', Wade?
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Well, not so good.
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I can't find any damn garbage.
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I'm not sure we need Wade anymore.
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Sorry, kids.
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No Christmas this year.
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I mean, sure, maybe Wade, the
garbage man, will get fired.
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So what?
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You find it?
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No, I didn't, as you well know.
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Give me back my Hacky Sack!
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We didn't take your Hacky Sack.
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Honest, Karen, I swear.
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Okay, I believe you.
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Really, I do.
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Good.
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All right, you got me to believe you.
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Your joke is now
complete. So where's my Hacky Sack?
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Hank's stuck on the East
Grid Road. He needs a boost.
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Perfect. I'm on my way.
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No, Brent.
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Let Davis and Karen get
it, especially Karen.
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No, Hank's my buddy and I owe him one.
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This is my one that I owe
him and I'm gonna give it to him.
255
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,701
I want my Hacky Sack back.
256
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:25,100
Please, give her back her Hacky Sack.
257
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,701
Okay, try it now.
258
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,534
Thanks, Lacey. I owe ya one.
259
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,767
Ha, ha, hey, Brent.
260
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:47,667
Well, way to go. Thanks a lot.
261
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,067
What? He needed a
boost, so I gave him one.
262
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,901
No, you gave him my one.
263
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:55,567
Is this that thing
Hank was talkin' about?
264
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:59,000
Well, if you knew, why did
you give my one away?
265
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,200
Drop it. It's an Indian arrowhead.
266
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,934
It's a rock. It's a piece of history.
267
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,434
It's not an
arrowhead. It's not even pointy.
268
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:13,467
It's the kind they used for
practice. It's like a blank.
269
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,534
You're an idiot.
270
00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:37,067
Little treasures
everywhere, and nobody sees them.
271
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,801
People are ignorant.
272
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:40,801
Some are.
273
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,934
So, thanks to you, I still owe Hank one.
274
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,467
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
275
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:51,100
Hey, Hank owes me one, right?
276
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,100
Yes, he owes you my one.
277
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:56,734
What if I call in a
favour, get Hank to help me
278
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,801
and then you show up
and help Hank help me?
279
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:03,667
So I'd do one for him while
he's doin' one for you.
280
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:07,534
Henceforth, I've given him
one and I won't owe him one.
281
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:10,167
Well, not the
proper use of "henceforth,"
282
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,601
but, yeah, that's the idea.
283
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,434
I'm into that, I'm up on it,
284
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:18,467
I'm down with it, I'm all over it.
285
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,534
Now, what favour
could we get Hank to do?
286
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,467
This is workin' like a charm.
287
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:30,434
Hank has no idea. What a maroon!
288
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:33,133
Mmhmm. You sure showed him.
289
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,634
I want my Hacky Sack!
290
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,834
Hey, this is my road. You're poaching.
291
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,467
What?
292
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,467
No. I-I'm looking for something I lost.
293
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,467
Well, it was taken from me.
294
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,734
Oh, yeah? What?My footbag.
295
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:56,868
It's called a sock, Einstein.
296
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:59,901
No, a Hacky Sack. It's
a bag about this big.
297
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,434
I think someone took it as a joke.
298
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,667
How is that funny, taking
your Happy Sack?
299
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:07,534
Exactly. It was brand
new. I really liked it.
300
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,000
Oh, I get it.
301
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:13,000
It was brand new, you liked
it, and they took it from you.
302
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,501
Yeah, that is funny.
303
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,501
Oh! Oh! Look!
304
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,667
Cork.
305
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,534
Well, thanks for helping me out.
306
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:28,667
This was a lot bigger
one than that candy rack one,
307
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:30,501
help-wise.
308
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,501
Yeah, I guess.
309
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,067
Pathetic.
310
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,234
What?
311
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,434
Lacey's got you doing her dirty work
312
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,534
and you don't even realize it.
313
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:44,534
What you're not considering
is that maybe I like dirty work.
314
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,467
Do you?
315
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,501
Holy, she's good.
316
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,767
We won't take this
lyin' down. Now we owe
317
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,467
Yeah, but in a bad way, a
318
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:57,133
Not a good one, not one amongst friends.
319
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,133
Oh, no. This one's personal.
320
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,567
You know what you guys have to do.
321
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:03,667
Oh-ho-ho,
yeah. Oh, we know.
322
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,634
Would you like me to tell you?
323
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,701
Yes, please.
324
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,634
Well, well, well.
325
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,868
This oughta shut her up.
326
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,467
This should shut you up.
327
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:23,968
McTavish's!
328
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,767
Oh! I haven't seen
one of those in years.
329
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:30,033
You used to drink that
stuff like it was soda pop.
330
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,634
It was soda pop.
331
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:35,501
Pants and twine are one
thing, but this is a real antique.
332
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,734
Damn straight. But
don't run down the twine.
333
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:40,868
Maybe this is a fun
hobby we could do together.
334
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,834
Let's go now. Bring the box.
335
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,434
Let's see what else we can find.
336
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:47,167
Hah-hah! Now you're talkin'.
337
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,000
I like this plan.
338
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,534
We got her on the ropes now.
339
00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:56,567
Hey, what are you guys doin'?
340
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:59,567
Oh, ah, just cleaning Wanda's
car before you two
341
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,501
drive off to that big concert.
342
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,467
Aw, that is so nice.
343
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:04,968
Yeah.
344
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:08,434
Although I guess you could
say that Wanda owes us one.
345
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:11,501
Yeah. And, hey, Lacey,
didn't Wanda get you the tickets
346
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,167
for this big concert?
347
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:14,868
Yeah.
348
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,467
So, I guess Lacey owes Wanda one.
349
00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:20,467
Hmmm. And correct me if
I'm wrong, Hank... Mmhmm?
350
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:24,067
...but if Lacey owes
Wanda one and Wanda owes us one,
351
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:28,067
I guess you could say, in
effect, Lacey owes us one.
352
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,767
Check and mate.
353
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,701
The hunters become the hunted.
354
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:37,801
The fox becomes the fox
that is catching himself.
355
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:40,501
Okay. I guess you got me.
356
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,567
Oh, that's right. Walk away.
357
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,501
But we're pullin' the strings now.
358
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,033
Yeah. Dance, monkey, dance.
359
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,501
Monkey?Mmhmm.
360
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,934
If it's on strings, it's not
a monkey, it's a puppet.
361
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,701
Some monkeys have strings,
362
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,968
string monkeys.
363
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:02,567
Give me the shammy.
364
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,200
There you go,
Partner, a brand new footbag.
365
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,767
Hacky Sack.
366
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,534
I thought you said
it was called a footbag.
367
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,467
But this is an actual Hacky
Sack brand Hacky Sack.
368
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:25,968
Oh.
369
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,067
But you can still kick it, right?
370
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,801
And you won't have to
talk about it anymore?
371
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,501
Thanks, Davis.
372
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,801
This is nice, real nice.
373
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:38,567
Although I liked
mine. I miss my Hacky Sack.
374
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,667
Why'd you steal my Hacky Sack, Davis?
375
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:43,434
Ah, I remember when
I used to work alone.
376
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,968
It's not funny.
377
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:47,567
A joke's a joke, but enough is enough.
378
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,567
Enough jokes are enough and not funny.
379
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:52,300
Oh.
380
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,133
What?
381
00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,000
Um, nothing.
382
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,601
I've decided to forgive
you for stealing my Hacky Sack.
383
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,667
But it wasn't funny.
384
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:15,200
This is gonna be fun. I'm
glad you came around.
385
00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:17,534
Shouldn't we be stoppin' pretty soon?
386
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:20,467
I asked you nice. You left me no choice.
387
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,133
Huh?
388
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,634
What did you do that for?
389
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,601
No more junk in the house.
390
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,467
Well, throwin' by the side of the road,
391
00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:34,534
who's that gonna help?
392
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:37,567
What a mess!
393
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,801
We need to rehire Wade.
394
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:43,501
Hey, kids, I got ya bikes! Whoa!Wow!
395
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:49,467
I have to admit, that
was a pretty good scheme.
396
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:51,667
Well, schemin's what I do.
397
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:54,767
Actually, it was Wanda's plan.
398
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,834
Oh. So you guys owe Wanda one?
399
00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,467
Yeah, I guess we do.
400
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:04,934
Actually, getting you guys to
wash the car wasn't my idea.
401
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,367
It was Lacey's.
402
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,767
That backfired on her.
403
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,901
Wait a minute. It was Lacey's idea?
404
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:16,033
Uh-huh. So I guess
you don't owe Wanda one.
405
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,567
You owe me one.
406
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,734
We owe Lacey one, Lacey owes us one.
407
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:24,801
So nobody owes anybody one.
408
00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:28,834
But, ah, thanks for washing
my car. And doing my floor.
409
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:38,100
I think I finally
understand the word cahoots.
410
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:41,133
I've seen monkeys on
strings. Oh, you have not.
411
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,601
Come on! Ooah!
412
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,667
Nuts!
413
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,701
Car trouble?
414
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,434
We're gonna miss the concert.
415
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,834
Well, we could help you,
but then you'd owe us one.
416
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:08,968
This is your fault. My fault?
417
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:12,267
It was your scheme to
pull some kind of... scheme.
418
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:20,901
Look at this, a
perfectly good pair of pants.
419
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,734
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424
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425
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