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Where did you find these signs that say,
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"Happy Birthday, Lacey"?
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I didn't find them, Brainiac.
I made them.
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Really? Yeah.
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You know, that's
some quality workmanship.
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You could go into
business making signs like this.
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Except there's not a lot
of people named Lacey.
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Kind of niche market.
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I don't know whether to
smack him or pat him on the head.
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Okay, that's it. I'm
officially out of oxygen.
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Well, I guess so.
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That must be the second balloon
you've blown up today.
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Hey, do you think
Lacey suspects anything?
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No. Are you kiddin'?
She's gonna love this.
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Oh! Here she comes now.
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Surprise!
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Oh, ho, you guys!
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Happy Birthday, Lacey.
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Aaaahh!!
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Oh, get away! Get away!
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Aaah!
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You see, she loves it.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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This is kind of embarrassing.
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You throw me a nice
party and I throw a fit.
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Maybe a surprise
party wasn't the best idea.
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Especially if you're feeling old.
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I'm not feeling old.
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Oh, well, good. Because
you don't look that old.
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It's all relative,
Lacey. What is old, anyways?
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The mountains are young
compared to the stars. The fruit fly is...
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I'm afraid of balloons!
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Afraid of balloons?
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Uh-huh.
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Whoever heard of that?
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Wanda?
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It's called globaphobia,
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the persistent, irrational
fear of balloons.
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It's more common than you think.
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It'd have to be.
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What happened, Oscar?
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He started it.
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I'm telling ya, Stan, I
set the course record.
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And I'm telling ya I need verification.
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Are you calling me a liar?
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You don't have any witnesses.
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Well, you're about to
witness yourself losing a customer.
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I let you play for free.
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Not anymore you don't! Jackass!
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He banned me.
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You sound like a crazy man.
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I'm gonna build my own mini golf.
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Oscar, you can't go
around making something
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every time someone makes you angry.
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You've got to stop with this revenge.
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This is not about revenge.
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This is about gettin' even.
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Why is the fear of
balloons called globaphobia?
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It should be called balloonaphobia.
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What's it called when you're
afraid of globes?
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That's called
cheeseaphobia. It's all very random.
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If you're afraid of globes, it
should be called globaphobia.
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It makes no sense.
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Phobias are irrational. They
don't have to make sense.
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Don't you guys have any?
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What, fears? Not really.
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I mean just the
standard stuff, you know,
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pirates, vampires,
sasquatch, intimacy, commitment.
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What about you?
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None come to mind.
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Being intimate with a sasquatch.
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I'm like Wanda. I don't have any fears.
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What about bees?
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I don't have any bees, either.
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Oh, fear of bees.
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Right, yeah.
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It's weird you'd
forget your fear of bees,
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what, with you being deadly
allergic to bees.
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Right, yeah. I'm just...
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You're still allergic to bees, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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That's why I don't have any.
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What's that about?
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Oh. We were ten years old.
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Brent and I were playing miniature golf.
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I made a noise and Brent missed his putt
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and, well, he got really mad.
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So I told him I had seen a bee
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and that I'm allergic to bees.
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But I'm not.
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I have carried that secret with me for,
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lo, these many years.
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Swear you won't tell him.
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Tell him what?
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Thanks, Wanda.
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Thanks for what?
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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This conversation never happened.
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I wish that were true.
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You need something to
take your mind off your anger,
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something to relax you, the
way that cooking relaxes me.
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Oh, great. I should take up cooking.
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Maybe I'll start a
string of restaurants,
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wear an apron and a floppy white hat.
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I didn't say you should cook.
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You don't think I can cook?
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You can't cook. You don't have...
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I'll show you who can cook.
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...the patience.
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Honestly, Hank, I really don't
know what you're talking about.
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And I appreciate your
pretending not to know
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what I'm talking about.
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I'm going to pretend
that you're not here.
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Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
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Hey.
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You guys hear about Lacey's globaphobia?
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Lacey's afraid of balloons?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Well, phobias are irrational.
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But it should be balloonaphobia.
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Exactly. What if
you're afraid of globes?
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Your phobia's nameless because the
balloon people scooped it up already?
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Fear is natural. It's
what makes us human.
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It's what separates us from the animals.
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That and opposable thumbs.
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And pants.
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Rollerblading.
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Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
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We can make fire. Animals
can't make fire.
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Well, if you don't count dragons.
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Actually, there's a lot that
separate us from animals.
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You had me at pants.
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Sorry I wrecked your birthday
party with balloons.
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I just-I never thought they'd be scary.
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You know, I can understand streamers.
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And those party hats are pretty pointy.
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Oh, it's just bizarre.
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I'm terrified of balloons.
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I don't know how it happened.
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Happy Birthday, Lacey.
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Look, a zombie brought you balloons.
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That never happened.
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I'm saying that's how
it might have happened.
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Anyway, the point is,
it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Do you really believe that?
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No, but that's a good thing
to say in situations like this.
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Karen. What's up?
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You wanted to file a
complaint about the Mini Putt?
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That was three hours ago. You're
just gettin' here now?
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Davis figured it was
a stupid waste of time
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and you'd complain about how your
taxes pay for our salaries.
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When he discovered you were
involved, he sent me instead.
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Apology accepted.
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So, what happened at the Mini Putt?
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Forget that. I got cookin' to do.
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Cooking?
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Do you think what Davis says is true?
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I doubt that
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No, I mean... wait.
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Davis thinks
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He thinks
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I was referring to what he said
about our fears making us human.
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Because I have no fears, none.
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I'm not scared of anything.
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So what does that make me?
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That makes you kinda scary.
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Bzzz, bzzz.
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Did you tell him about that bee thing?
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Bee sting? What are you talking about?
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Hey, Hank? Huh?
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Do you think it's
strange that I have no fears?
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No. It probably just
means you're not fully human.
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Oh.
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We could ask everyone in
town to try and scare ya.
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Ah, no thanks. That doesn't make...
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Haassizaaah!Oh!
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See, you're scared of
stuff. Being scared is just a...
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Lacey, you got a second?
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Sure.
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Oh, geez, this is awkward.
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What is?
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I was thinking that
maybe, uh, you and I could...
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You and I could?
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Oh, geez, this is hard for me to say.
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Oh.
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It's just there's a
place I'd like to take you.
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Oh.
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Oh, Davis.
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Well, uh, I'm flattered.
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But...
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Davis? Come in, Davis.
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Go ahead, Karen?
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We got a 10-19 in progress.
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Trouble at the Mini Putt?
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I'm on my way.
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Anything?
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It kinda tickles a little bit.
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Not afraid of spiders. Okay.
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Well, don't worry. We'll find somethin'.
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I can hardly wait to see Emma's face
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when she tastes my cooking.
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Um, listen, Oscar,
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I would prefer if we didn't
tell anyone I was cooking for you.
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Done.
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Don't you want to know why?
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Does it seem like I want to know why?
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I read that career
women shouldn't exhibit
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traditional woman skills like cooking,
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because it can undermine our status
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and we can lose
respect from male colleagues.
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Whatever you say, Toots.
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You sure this is a good idea?
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It was your idea. Oh, yeah.
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We have to see if you're
afraid of heights.
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Let's take the elevator
right the very top of this thing.
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Are you new to Saskatchewan?
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There's no elevator, just stairs.
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Not afraid of heights. Movin' on.
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Well, dig in.
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Hey, it's actually good.
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Try it, Wanda.
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What, are you scared?
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Oh, I wish I were, Oscar, I really do.
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Hey, you're right. That is good.
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And I did it all by myself,
too. No help from Emma.
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Well, hey, Mom. Davis. What's up?
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After Oscar's rampage, I
went down to Stan's to apologize...
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She punched him out.
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He was being a jackass.
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Emma, Emma, Emma. Anger
doesn't solve anything.
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Pot, this Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.
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I talked Stan out of pressing charges.
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But Emma's not
allowed back there anymore.
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Is life without mini golf worth living?
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Can you even call it living?
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Oscar, I'm
impressed. This is really tasty.
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Davis, if you're hungry, help yourself.
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All right!
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Look, there's somethin' I have to say.
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I'm not allergic to bees.
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I'm not even afraid of bees.
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I'm sorry I lied.
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Please leave me alone now.
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I just need some more practice.
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Can I help with the cleanup?
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No. You're a guest, Davis.
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Brent, help me clean up.
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How long do I have not live
here before I'm a guest?
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How ya doin'? Scared?
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No. Not claustrophobic either?
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Hm, too bad.
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Ah, what are ya gonna do?
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Oh, my God!
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00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,634
Oh. Hey, Wanda?
262
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,634
What?
263
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:57,467
Would you open this can
of peanuts for me?
264
00:12:57,534 --> 00:13:00,434
So a springy fake snake jumps out of me?
265
00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:02,000
Nice gag, Alfalfa.
266
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:05,367
What's next, the fake gum
that makes my teeth black?
267
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,367
No. I'm saving that for Hank.
268
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:09,067
I'd like a peanut.
269
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:13,467
Aah, geez!
270
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:17,534
Dad, you were with me
when I put the snake into the...
271
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,934
Never mind. Is there something you need?
272
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,501
It's your mother.
273
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:26,501
She wants me out of the
house while she cooks up a roast.
274
00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:29,467
I think she's
jealous of my cooking skills.
275
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:33,501
It's like somehow, in
a way, me being a cook
276
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:37,767
has taken away
something that was her own.
277
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:40,534
That's nice you're
concerned about her feelings.
278
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,501
Concerned? Heh!
279
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,501
It cracks me up.
280
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh.
281
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:49,434
Hi, Davis.
282
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,567
Sorry, I can't chat.
283
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,634
We're just swamped in here today.
284
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:02,501
I can't help but feel that
you're avoiding me.
285
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,467
Oh, no.
286
00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:07,133
That's silly. I gotta go.
287
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,801
Look, I really want
to take you somewhere.
288
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:14,968
It's in the city, but
it kinda has to be tonight.
289
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,033
Okay.
290
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,868
But just this once.
291
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:21,968
All right. I'll pick ya up at 7:30.
292
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:25,067
And, uh, don't tell anyone.
293
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,567
You can count on it.
294
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,501
Hey, Emma. Keepin' outta trouble?
295
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,467
Mind your own business.
296
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:37,000
Lacey, you want to
come for dinner tonight?
297
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,000
Oh. Is Oscar cooking?
298
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,200
No, I'm cooking.
299
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,467
I can't. I have a date.
300
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:48,067
No, not a date, a
thing with, um, someone.
301
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:51,167
You're a terrible liar.
302
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,767
I'm a good liar.
303
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,734
Hey, Hank.
304
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:59,300
Brent.
305
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,834
Look, uh, there's
somethin' I have to tell you.
306
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,434
God, I don't even
know where to begin. Um...
307
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,400
You're not really afraid of bees?
308
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,701
Okay. I'll start there.
309
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:17,467
Brent, I'm not really scared of...
310
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,968
Hey. How did you know?
311
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,067
Who squealed? Wanda?
312
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,033
When did you figure it out?
313
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:27,000
Probably 26 years ago,
about two minutes after
314
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,534
you told me you were allergic to bees.
315
00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:32,501
Look at me. I'm Winnie the Pooh.
316
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,067
I realized at that
moment you were either
317
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:38,033
not allergic to bees or an idiot.
318
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,434
I later replaced "or" with "and. "
319
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,234
That's pretty lousy, Brent.
320
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:46,534
I don't know if you'll ever be
able to make this up to me.
321
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:47,968
Free gum?
322
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,501
Done.
323
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,601
Oscar, do you think I'm a good liar?
324
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:58,000
Ha ha! You're a terrible
liar. The whole town knows it.
325
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,601
Really?
326
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,601
Before the balloon
thing, that was the book on ya,
327
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,968
"Lacey can't lie. "
328
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,934
And you think
everyone has a crush on ya.
329
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
No, I don't.
330
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,133
Liar.
331
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,267
Hmm.
332
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:21,868
Wanda, you say you're
not scared of anything?
333
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:26,167
Well, I got somethin' in
this box that's gonna terrify ya.
334
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:28,467
DNA proof we're related?
335
00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,734
Just close your eyes.
336
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,033
Okay, open 'em.
337
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:42,467
Hank, no one is afraid of globes.
338
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,901
Still, though, I-I
don't... I don't like the way
339
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,901
it sits there just spinnin'.
340
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:50,634
Like could you... could
you just take it...
341
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,534
take it away now!
342
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,601
Oh, okay, fine.
343
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,033
I don't know.
344
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,934
Well, hey, when did you guys get that?
345
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,534
What?
346
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:04,200
Hoowdaah!Stop doing that!
347
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,901
Admit it.
348
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:14,467
You hate it that I'm good at cooking.
349
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,467
It bugs you. It does not!
350
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,100
Damn pots! I'm gonna make my own pots!
351
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,100
You're acting like me.
352
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,434
You take that back or
I'll ram this spatula down...
353
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,067
Oh, sure. Violence, that's
your answer for everything.
354
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,968
I thought cooking was
supposed to relax you.
355
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,934
Oh, Karen.
356
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:35,534
Oh, hi, Karen.
357
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:39,667
Oh. I thought Oscar was doing
the cooking tonight.
358
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:41,701
What if he was?
359
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:44,567
Nothing. Nothing if he was.
360
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:46,567
What's going on, Karen?
361
00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:49,067
She's not doing the cooking for me,
362
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,567
if that's what you're thinking?
363
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,601
Good cover, Lacey.
364
00:17:53,667 --> 00:18:00,033
You two, sneaking around behind my back.
365
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,400
Is my cooking not good enough for ya?
366
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:06,968
You want something a
little more spicy. Is that it?
367
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,501
I let you do the cleaning.
368
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,934
Everyone on earth could be descendents
369
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,968
of the last surviving battlestar.
370
00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:18,133
I didn't see where that was going.
371
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,100
Now that you've explained
it, I see it goes nowhere.
372
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,100
Did you tell anyone
that you were coming with me?
373
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:27,434
Well, I kinda told Emma,
but she didn't believe me.
374
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:30,467
That's 'cause you're
a lousy liar. I am not!
375
00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:33,534
Why are you afraid of
people knowing I'm with you.
376
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:36,467
I just don't need people laughing
at me, that's all.
377
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,934
Why would people be laughing at you.
378
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,033
Oh, they'd laugh if they knew.
379
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,734
Well, that's a fine thing to say.
380
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:49,467
Here we are, my
globaphobic support group.
381
00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:51,567
Oh!
382
00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:53,934
Yeah. I got it
pretty much under control,
383
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,200
but every once in a
while I need a little help.
384
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,100
Why? What did you think?
385
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:03,400
Oh, nothing. I-I
wasn't thinking anything.
386
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:07,400
Aw, Lacey. Did you
think I had a crush on you?
387
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,901
No.
388
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,133
You're lyin'.
389
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,400
And you'll all be happy to know
390
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,901
that I decided to
let Oscar cook tonight.
391
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,567
Great.
392
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:24,501
Oh, uh, Emma, no. I
- I mean, um...
393
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,534
No. That's okay, Wanda.
394
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,767
Dig in, everyone.
395
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,801
You too, Oscar.
396
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,133
Eat.
397
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,133
Hm, it's, uh...
398
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,100
it's, uh...
399
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,167
what's the word I'm looking for?
400
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,801
Repellent?
401
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,868
Yeah. It tastes like bug repellent.
402
00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:52,067
No one leaves this
table till they're done.
403
00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:56,467
And how are you doin'?
404
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:59,167
You know this could undermine
my credibility
405
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:00,801
as a police officer.
406
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,734
Keep scrubbin', Toots.
407
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:12,834
Hey, did this support group
of Davis's teach you anything?
408
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,567
Watch this.
409
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,501
They taught you a magic trick?
410
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:21,501
No, Brent, they taught me
how to not be afraid of balloons.
411
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,167
Oh. Well, that's great.
412
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,567
The helium ones still bother me, though.
413
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:29,834
So floaty.
414
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,033
Well, you know, phobias
are mysterious things.
415
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,834
Who knows how this
weird balloon phobia of yours
416
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,801
developed in the first place.
417
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,968
Experts have varying opinions on fear.
418
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:43,000
It's good I don't have a fear
of people poppin' up outta nowhere.
419
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,901
The cash register cable was loose.
420
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:48,000
Anyway, no one really
knows how phobias develop.
421
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:50,801
All I know is I don't have any.
422
00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:54,234
You're lucky. Fears are so silly.
423
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,434
Yeah, especially yours.
424
00:20:56,501 --> 00:21:00,033
Hey, come on. What about agoraphobia?
425
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,167
Ah, yeah, fear of open spaces.
426
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:03,901
That is ridiculous.
427
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:07,501
Why would somebody
be afraid of open space?
428
00:21:12,601 --> 00:21:16,567
Open space, open space...
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00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,667
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things you don't know *
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* I don't know I just don't know *
434
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:50,501
* It's a great big place
435
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* full of nothin' but space
436
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,501
* and it's my happy place
437
00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,167
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00:22:00,234 --> 00:22:03,534
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