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Nathan: Previously on "Workin' Moms"...
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- This is it?
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- What about all the stuff
you said about
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gettin' outta the house?
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- Well, I did-I did you outta
your house.
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- Oh, hello, Dr. Carlson.
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- You stay away from me,
and stay away from my family.
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- You're leaving.
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(Doorbell rings)
- Hi, Frank!
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- Just pretend like I'm not
here. But I am!
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- From now, when you climax,
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I want you to think about
how hard other women cum,
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and how shallow your own experience is.
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- Has anyone hit a toddler
milestone
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that doesn't have to do
with human excrement?
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- I got one.
- Hmm.
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- Jayme's hit a pretty crucial
milestone... showing defiance.
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- I'm not sure that really
belongs on the chart.
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- She punched me right
in the tit.
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(Laughter)
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- That deserves a good star,
Val.
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Woman: Yes!
Alicia: Ooh. Val,
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what would qualify
as a milestone?
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Like, does judgment count, or,
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'cause Mabel has been eyeing me,
constantly.
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She audibly scoffed
when I tried on capris.
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I think she might
be a bitch.
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- 100%.
- Definitely.
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- Yeah.
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Jade: I'd take a bitch any day.
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Sometimes I catch my boys
plotting about what?
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I don't know yet,
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but it's gonna be bad.
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(Babies babble)
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- Tit punch.
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(Snaps fingers)
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♪♪♪
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(Phone dings)
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Carly: Hey, Anne, (Giggles nervously).
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It's Carly again.
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I just thought you should know
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that thanks to Professor Brad,
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I'm learning self control. (Chuckles)
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He has me in these hypnotherapy sessions.
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Anyways, I really hope one day we can be friends. (Chuckles)
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Okay, that's it.
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So sorry again. Bye. (Spits loudly)
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(Toothbrush clangs in glass)
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(Vacuum whirrs)
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Anne: Lionel!
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- Did she get any her mouth?
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- Lionel!
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- Oh my God.
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How long have you been
standing there for?
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- I've got to talk to you
about something.
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(Vacuum stops)
- Can it wait?
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Mean Nanny needs me
to clean the car seat
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so she can take Jayme
on a playdate.
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- Can't she just do
this herself?
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- She says that car accessories
aren't in her pay grade.
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- So um, I uh,
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I, I wasn't totally honest
with you
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about stuff with
Brad Heshinton.
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- What?
- He did something to me,
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and I-I think that he might be
doing it to other women, too.
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- Okay?
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- I'm just gonna jump in.
I'm just gonna...
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Okay, so uh, when I found out
that he was my work neighbour,
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I also found out
that he's now a hypnotist.
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And um,
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after talking to him
for a while,
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I let me hypnotize me.
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- (Laughs) Hypnotize you?
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Hypnotize you!
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Oh! Okay. Uh, okay. Okay!
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I thought you were gonna
say that you guys had sex...
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or something, so...
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- You know, this is gonna be
a lot easier
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if I just let you listen
to the recording.
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- Uh, sorry, recording?
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Brad: In 2, 3, and out, 2, 3.
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What do you like to do prepare for sleep?
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♪♪♪
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(Old car sound effect honk)
(Startles awake)
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- (Coughs) Ugh!
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(Old car sound effect honk)
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Ugh!
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Frankie: Hey, Kate, you up?
I made momlettes.
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(Eggs sizzle in pan)
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Kate: Momlettes, 'cause they're
omelettes for moms?
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- Indeed!
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- Frankie, you know things like
that make me want you to leave.
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- Yeah, fair enough.
(Charlie sputters)
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- What are your plans
for the day?
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- Uh yeah, I'm actually headed
to the doctor.
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I've been having these like,
night sweats,
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just waking up in the middle
of the night, drenched.
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Always exhausted.
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It's probably just some delayed
postpartum bullshit,
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but I thought I'd get it
checked out.
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- Yeah well, aside
from how amazing it is,
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being a woman is garbage.
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But I'm so pumped
for this interview today.
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I'm just really excited
about getting back to work,
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and then I'm gonna find
my own place.
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- Well look, if you wanna raid
my closet for some new looks,
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have at it.
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You know, like
if you wanna show Wendy
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that some changes
have been made?
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- Oh! Right, yeah,
like I used to be nuts,
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but now I'm in a blazer?
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- Yeah.
-Sa-weet!
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Maybe I should move in
permanently.
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(Kate chokes)
- Mhm0
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♪♪♪
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(Keys jingle)
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(Door opens)
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♪♪♪
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(Leather skirt creaks)
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Oh God, these things
are so tight!
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(Door shuts)
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(Engine starts)
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Brad: When you climax,
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I want you to think about how hard other women cum,
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and how shallow your own experience is.
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- He's a fuckin' dead man.
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Brad: We're gonna bring you back now.
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- Lionel, Lionel!
Where are you going?
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- The piece of shit thinks
he can manipulate you?
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Manipulate your orgasms?
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Well, I'm gonna manipulate
his skull
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into something that no longer
resembles a skull!
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- No! Lionel! Ja!
- No! Get off me!
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- Stop it!
- No!
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- Ah! No!
- Stop it!
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- I need this!
- Stop! You don't need this!
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What are you gonna do?
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You gonna bash his brains with
a girl's baseball bat? Huh?
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End up in jail?
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How does that help me
in any way?
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- Anne, he can't get away
with this!
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He sexually assaulted you!
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He-he, worse.
He molested your mind.
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- Ugh!
- Okay, he molested your mind.
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- No! It...
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I am, I am a strong
and independent woman, okay?
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- Yeah, yeah, who put her faith
in a professional,
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that abused that trust,
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and then molested her mind.
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- Please stop saying that.
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- He can't get away with this.
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- I know, and I'm not gonna
let him.
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Trust me when I say that I am
going to handle this.
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Okay?
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- Okay.
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- I just, I'm not...
I don't... know how, yet.
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- Well, if only you were
an empowered woman
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with a deep understanding
of the human psyche,
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and an enraged common-law
spouse who loves you
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and has your back.
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♪♪♪
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You go get the bastard!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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(Phones ring)
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(Knocks on door)
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- Rumour has it,
I asked to see you?
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- (Laughs)
Frank, come in. Take a seat.
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(Leather skirt creaks)
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- Okay, you know what, Wend,
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I have a uh, lot of important
things to say,
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and I think it's-think
it's just better
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if I say them standing up.
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- Sure, Frank, you do you.
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- First of all, I really,
I know how I left things here.
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I've had a lot of time
to think--
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- Yeah, okay honey,
I want you back.
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- Oh.
- Chuck and Linda are useless.
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They have the personal skills
of a couple of hamsters.
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- Well, hamsters can be very
personable
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if you just give 'em a little--
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- You have always had good
numbers,
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and I could use that right now.
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I do, legally, have to ask you
one question.
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Are you a liability?
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- Yup, yeah, that is a fair
question, Wendy,
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and uh, I could answer it
for hours,
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but uh, because I know you're
in a rush,
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I'm gonna keep it super quick.
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Um, I've had counselling.
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I sleep 8 hours a night.
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I stay hydrated,
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and I do sun salutations
every morning.
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- Oh, okay, yeah. Sold!
- Oh!
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- Welcome back, Frankie.
- Great!
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And I promise, next time,
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I will wear a skirt that
I can actually sit down in.
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- (Chuckles) Thought it was
an odd ensemble.
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- Can't feel either ass cheek.
(Chuckles)
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♪♪♪
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(Door opens)
Kate: Doc, hi!
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(Door squeaks
and clicks closed)
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- You by chance in need
of some marketing or PR?
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I couldn't help but notice some
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pretty lack-lustre pamphlets
out there. (Chuckles)
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- No.
- Hmm.
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- What brings you in?
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- Oh um, it's probably nothing,
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but I've been having these
like, night sweats.
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- What kind of night sweats?
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- Uh, well I um,
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I've been like sweating...
at night?
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- Well, how much sweat?
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Can you wring out your pyjamas?
Are you soaked?
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- Not soaked, but like,
you know, pretty damp.
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- We don't consider them night
sweats
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if you can't wring out
your pyjamas.
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- Oh, well I'm still pretty
wet, like--
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- Can you wring them out?
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- No. No, I cannot.
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Guess I'm fine. (Chuckles)
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- Any other symptoms?
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- I am like, perpetually
tired for no reason.
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(Pen rasps)
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- Any added stress
in your life lately?
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- No.
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Oh, well, I'm starting
a new business
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because I was fired from...
two jobs.
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So... there's that.
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- Well... (Pen rasps)
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- And, my Dad's dead.
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Uh, suddenly actually.
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- Oh.
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- (Kate sniffs)
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So, you know (choking up)
it hurts, you know.
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A lot, but...
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(Clears throat and sniffs)
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So that's probably, you know,
like that's it, probably.
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(Sniffs)
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- Go ahead and lie down.
- Yeah. No, yeah.
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(Paper crinkles)
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(Kate sighs)
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(Kate sniffs)
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(Paper crinkles)
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(Kate chuckles nervously)
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Just when your dad dies,
it's like,
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yowch, you know.
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(Paper crinkles)
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What's that?
What's goin' on in my pit?
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You find some treasure
or something?
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(Paper crinkles)
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- You can sit up now.
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(Paper crinkles)
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00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,609
You have a small lump
in your armpit,
255
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,444
nothing necessarily
to worry about,
256
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,246
but it's also not normal.
257
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,982
I'm ordering an ultrasound
and blood-work
258
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,917
for processing immediately.
259
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,985
- S... uh, sorry, not normal?
260
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,855
Um, what-what do you
think it is?
261
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,457
(Pen rasps)
262
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,561
I use a lot of cheap deodorant,
so it...
263
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,398
What's the worst-case scenario?
264
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,735
Sorry, your silence is
like deafening right now.
265
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,938
What's goin' on?
Do I have cancer?
266
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,305
(Chuckles nervously)
267
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,043
- Why don't we do the
ultrasound, and go from there.
268
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,079
Give this requisition
to the lab downstairs.
269
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,483
("White Flag" by Joseph plays)
270
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,018
(Door opens)
271
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,221
♪ Your yelling's getting loud ♪
272
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,357
♪ Keep it down now ♪
273
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,693
♪ Keep it down now ♪
274
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:06,097
♪ There's talk goin'
'round this town ♪
275
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,365
♪ Keep it down now ♪
276
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,233
- Okay. Brad...
(Keys clack)
277
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,870
Heshinton, let's see
who is else out here.
278
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,339
Have you seen...
279
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,144
this piece of shit in your...
neighbourhood?
280
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,113
I can't. That's...
(Keys clack)
281
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,581
(Phone rings)
282
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:27,385
♪ Not gonna stop me
gettin' through ♪
283
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,720
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
284
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,289
- Look out for this face.
285
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,293
He's a hypnotist.
286
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,696
And a fucking...
(Keys clack)
287
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,665
(Sighs)
288
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,799
(Phone rings)
289
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,134
♪ Just pretendin' ♪
290
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,703
♪ No, I'd rather be dead
than live a lie ♪
291
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,805
(Phone rings)
- Come on!
292
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,074
(Sighs)
293
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,642
Lionel: Come on, Anne,
let's go!
294
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,011
- Fuck!
295
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,280
- You've reached Dr. Anne Carlson,
296
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,515
please leave a message. (Beep)
297
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,750
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
298
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,356
(Keys clack)
299
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,363
(Charlie coos)
300
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,998
(Charlie babbles)
301
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:24,709
♪♪♪
302
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,345
- How do I look?
- Oh, great. So great.
303
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,780
- Ha. Awesome.
304
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,215
Bye!
Charlie: Bye!
305
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,550
(Slams lid)
306
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:35,520
Rosie: Kate? You're gonna be
late for you meeting!
307
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:40,424
♪♪♪
308
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,761
Receptionist: Hello? Hello?
309
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,696
Mister Neb is waiting for you
at the end of the hall, ma'am.
310
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,365
- Uh, thank-thank you.
311
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,101
♪♪♪
312
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,570
(Light footsteps tap)
313
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:59,143
♪♪♪
314
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,479
(Under breath) It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
315
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,516
Come on, you fucking pussy,
get it-good afternoon.
316
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,353
Now, I have taken the time
to look through your...
317
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,956
materials here,
and your partner, Mr. Mull.
318
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,325
- (Man sighs) Hmm.
319
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,460
(Sirens wail in distance)
320
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,796
- Is everything okay?
321
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,298
-Yeah, I should-I should warn
you, um,
322
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,468
I'm having a bit of an off day.
Today.
323
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,570
- Uh, oh.
324
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,606
- We just found out that my-my
my partner, Steve,
325
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,108
uh, Steve is um...
326
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,979
dying.
327
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,547
Cancer.
328
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,183
- Oh.
- Of the breast.
329
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,286
It's not so common with men,
it's um,
330
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,789
it's pretty common
with the woman.
331
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,291
- Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
332
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,394
(Kate clears throat)
333
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,197
- Anyway, I'm sorry he can't be
here at this, this meeting,
334
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,868
but as you can imagine,
he's taking some time to um,
335
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,237
uh, get his affairs in order.
336
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,738
(Crying) To say his goodbyes.
337
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,006
- Here we go.
338
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,341
(Man sobs)
339
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,009
(Sobbing) Jesus H. Christ.
340
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,111
I'm so sorry.
341
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,213
(Sobs)
342
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,348
- Please, take all the time...
343
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,016
- No! No, it's okay.
344
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,051
(Sobs)
345
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,188
He's so young. He's a father.
346
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,257
♪♪♪
347
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,893
Frankie: So we are loving
the second and third floor
348
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,494
for you guys, right?
- Right.
349
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,430
- Now, this furnished main
floor, and basement,
350
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,499
could be a rental unit, right?
- Hmm.
351
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,134
- Make some income on the side?
352
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,103
- I guess.
- It's not bad. (Sighs)
353
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,973
- Not bad? All right, Vince,
you don't sound pleased,
354
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,308
even though I've been showing
you dynamite all day long.
355
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,977
He is not the easiest guy to
impress, is he, Marky Mark?
356
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,312
- (Chuckles)
- Uh uh.
357
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,648
- It's a great apartment
for sure, it's just...
358
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,116
- Just...?
359
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,784
- We've had some really bad
experiences
360
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,185
with renters in the past.
361
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,255
- We had one guy clean us out.
Even took the toilet.
362
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,124
- Yes, yes, renters
can be a gamble.
363
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,725
But, every once in a while,
364
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,527
you find like,
that perfect person.
365
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,162
- I guess you're right.
366
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,132
- I mean, look at this gem!
367
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,467
Holy smokes!
368
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,070
You even have a stew corner.
369
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,571
For stew makin'.
370
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,074
Don't get me started on the
soaker tub in the bathroom.
371
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,410
And that cute little treehouse
in the backyard.
372
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,145
(Sighs)
373
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,447
- You know, this apartment
would be really great
374
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,750
for young professionals.
375
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,519
- Or, a young-ish professional,
376
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,822
and a mixed-race up-and-coming
child?
377
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,091
- It's kind of perfect.
- Sure.
378
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,260
Extra income would be a perk.
379
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,297
- Well, I've always wanted
a child... as a neighbour.
380
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,332
(Leaves rustle in the wind)
381
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,735
♪♪♪
382
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,504
- Could we just stop for
a second?
383
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,506
- Yeah, okay.
You know, for the record,
384
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,575
I do support you busting
this creep.
385
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,110
But it doesn't change
the fact
386
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,145
that you hid something
from me... again!
387
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,449
- Look, I feel awful about
the Brad thing,
388
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,250
you know that.
389
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,687
But... part of my job,
as your partner,
390
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,389
is to not tell you about
the things that I know
391
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,858
are just gonna upset you.
- Anne, please.
392
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,461
You didn't tell me about going
to an abortion clinic.
393
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,262
'Member that?
- Lionel!
394
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,032
Ugh! How far is it
to the car?
395
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,534
- Too far!
396
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,073
You wanna...you wanna
know something
397
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,876
that I've been keeping
from you, just so it's even?
398
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,411
I know it's weird
that Alice found out
399
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,879
about us not being married,
400
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,614
and she's really hung up on it,
for some reason,
401
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,282
which I can't figure out,
402
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,519
but did you ever think
to ask how I feel about it?
403
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,956
(Silence)
404
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,493
Like, I never got to dress up,
405
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,528
or have a big party,
like you did.
406
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,263
Not that your wedding was fun.
407
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,766
I know from experience
that it wasn't, but I mean,
408
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,301
other people have fun weddings.
409
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,170
(Dirt crunches under feet)
410
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,039
I guess I just kinda feel
like maybe
411
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,373
I'm missing out on something.
412
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,941
- Can we just stop for
a second?
413
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:54,078
Just wait there.
414
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,913
(Birds chirp)
415
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,483
Can you take off
that stupid hat
416
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,951
and give me your hand?
417
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,053
And while you're at it,
418
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,821
can you get rid of that
phoney ring?
419
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,523
(Lionel sighs)
420
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,891
(Birds chirp)
421
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,931
Lionel, I want you
to have everything
422
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:17,702
that you dream about...
within reason.
423
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,006
Will you marry me?
424
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,775
(Birds chirp)
425
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,279
- I respectfully decline.
- What?!
426
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,315
- Anne, this is all I've ever
wanted, ever,
427
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,051
but when you marry me,
I want it to be
428
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,252
because I'm the most beautiful
boy in the room,
429
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,888
not because you're compensating
for some lie you told
430
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,423
about your ex-husband.
431
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,092
- Are you serious?
432
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,194
Ugh! Hurry up, neck flap!
433
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:50,101
♪♪♪
434
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,636
(Door opens)
435
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,572
(Door shuts)
436
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,407
(Anne sighs)
437
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,144
♪♪♪
438
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,879
What the fuck?
439
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,450
Kate: Hey, it's me. There's something in my armpit.
440
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,586
I'm pretty sure the doctor's implying (breaking up) cancer,
441
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,788
and AIDS or (breaking up).
442
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,523
Call me (breaking up) terminal.
443
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,127
♪♪♪
444
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,129
(Door opens)
(Screams) Run!
445
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:22,400
♪♪♪
446
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,674
Rosie: I'm just gonna say it.
447
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,743
I know it was last minute,
but still.
448
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,880
I think everyone coulda
stepped it up in attire.
449
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,681
Charlie: Yeah.
- Yeah.
450
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,951
Oh.
451
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,552
Oh, Rhoda, you're a mess.
452
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,254
Use your-use your spoon, please.
453
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,389
That's right, Rhoda,
use your spoon,
454
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,592
for some tea, eh?
455
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,893
(Kate's phone buzzes)
456
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,561
Mix the tea with the...
457
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,296
(Kate's phone buzzes)
...no, baby, mix the tea.
458
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,731
- Shut the hell up, Rosie.
459
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,299
I'm about to find out
if I have cancer.
460
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,901
- What? Oh my God, Kate!
461
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,370
(Kate's phone buzzes)
462
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,305
This is Kate.
463
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,642
Peri-menopause?
464
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,711
Unbelievable!
465
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,281
- Dude, the takeaway here is
that you don't have cancer.
466
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,050
- Yeah, the other takeaway is
that I'm in my sunset years,
467
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,585
all of a sudden.
468
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,320
Ugh, God.
469
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,688
Like, I may as well have cancer.
470
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,457
- Stop saying that!
- Whatever.
471
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,492
I'm basically a Golden Girl.
472
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,994
(Anne and Frankie laugh)
473
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,463
(Swing creaks)
474
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,066
Ugh, and the worst part is
that Nathan's gonna find out,
475
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,435
and he's just gonna wanna
fill my body with a baby.
476
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,137
- Yeah, you're probably not
wrong, there.
477
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,139
- Maybe I want a second kid
too, you know?
478
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,841
Just not right now.
- Uh uh.
479
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,344
- God, I wish I had more time.
Fuck.
480
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,546
Frankie: Yeah well, you don't.
481
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,082
- Thanks, Frank.
- (Frankie laughs)
482
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,684
- Hey, I got you.
483
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,553
I am your goddamn godparent.
484
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,356
- And I'm yours. Deal?
- Deal.
485
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:56,160
♪♪♪
486
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,029
- Your shoes are always
so nice and clean.
487
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,664
Like nature-defying.
488
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,434
- Holy shit, Frankie. Yes!
489
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,371
(Shoe splashes in pool)
- What! Frankie!
490
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,774
- (Kate and Frankie laugh)
- What?
491
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,278
- Hey, come on.
- I had too much!
492
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:18,749
♪♪♪
493
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,018
♪ Violent denial chasing ♪
494
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,491
♪ Turning and turning
in the morning ♪
495
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,630
♪ Stoned and alone
by the evening ♪
496
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,401
♪ It's so nice to have
nothing to believe in ♪
497
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,241
♪ First big love
big school bully ♪
498
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,345
♪ Little one,
you've become so ugly ♪
499
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,881
(Anne laughs)
(Keys clack)
500
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,484
♪ Sit staring blindly
at the sun ♪
501
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,853
(Anne laughs)
502
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,390
♪ Mother of pearl,
I'm not the one ♪
503
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,027
(Keys clack)
504
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:08,699
♪♪♪
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