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"Workin' Moms"...
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Purdeep: May I present to you,
the face behind that campaign.
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- It was you?
- Kate, we need to let you go.
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- Who is this creature?
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-It's just a girl
I've been seein'.
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- I am finding this
very disrespectful.
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- I just don't think we
should hang out anymore.
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- Take it easy, I guess.
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- Think that's the thing that
bothered me
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about the way you orgasm.
It was just so tepid.
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- I just want you to listen
for one.
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- Oh my God.
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- Dude, are you cumming
right now?
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- Don't look at me.
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- That's really fucked up.
- Ugh.
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- Mabel, do you know that when
you hit me, you hurt me?
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(Sighs)
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- Val, please do not
interrogate my child,
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just because you read
an article,
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and now think she might
be a sociopath.
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She is fine.
Am I right, Anne?
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You are the real... expert,
here.
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- Yeah, yeah, healthy dose
of aggression.
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Hey, where's Kate?
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- Well, actually, Mabel's not
the only one I'm worried about.
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Kate left me a voicemail.
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(Sighs) Now this is highly
inappropriate, but...
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- Val, it's Kate. Can't make it in today,
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just uh, really, really workin'. Slammed.
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Gettin' fired from two jobs was just the best thing
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that ever happened to me.
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That's the truth, not a lie. (Laughs)
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Anyway, I'm at it, you know, just a lot of work stuff.
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Definitely not home, veggin' out in front of the TV,
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eatin' chips. (Laughs) Bye.
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- What do you guys think
that's about?
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(Woman in Infomercial) And once applied, you'll find will not grow back.
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I mean, I used to have a thick mustache.
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(Chips crunch)
Charlie: Mama.
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- Shh!
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(Opera music)
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Anne: You called me. What's up?
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- I'm uh, scrambling to find
a replacement speaker
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for my Master's class.
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Know anyone?
- Oh, uh...
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- I mean, I'd ask you but,
as we both know,
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public speaking is not exactly
your forte.
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- Well, that's not exactly--
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- You chose to work out of
the safety of your own home
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for so many years, you haven't
been in front of people.
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Just so lonely there.
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- I would love to speak
at your class.
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- Really?
- Mhm.
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- Okay, perfect. Yes,
no we would love to have you.
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So how does your schedule
look today?
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- Oh, uh, it's pretty open,
actually.
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- I'll let them know.
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(Sirens wail in the distance)
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Simply because I enjoy soft
wattage and elegant pens,
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does not mean I'm down
with whatever this is.
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- Hmm?
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(Low hum of student chatter)
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This is a pretty big class.
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- There are actually some
really brilliant
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students in here.
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♪♪♪
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- (Anne sighs)
These kids look 12.
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- I know. Think we used to look
so young. Tight.
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Hmm. We should get started.
You ready?
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- Yeah, you know what?
I am just going to run out
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and grab a quick cigarette.
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I mean... I... I quit smoking.
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I mean, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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(Nervous chuckle) Diarrhea.
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(Quick footsteps thud)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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♪♪♪
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(Metal squeaks)
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(Fire alarm sounds)
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There is a fire, everyone!
Get up! Come on!
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I really want to talk
to you guys,
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I just... there's something
on fire!
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Come on! Go, save yourself!
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(Fire alarm rings)
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TV announcer: ...boy and a 17-year-old Shih Tzu.
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The shih Tzu is now being deemed a hero for barking
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loud enough to alert the neighbours to the situation.
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Charlie: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- God, that's awful.
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In some ways, it's like
she's free, you know?
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(Charlie hums)
(Chips crunch)
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TV announcer: It was here that he saw forced signs of entry...
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(Phone buzzes)
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- Hello?
- Hi, is this Kate Foster?
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- Yeah.
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- Great, I'm calling from Alice Carlson's school.
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She's not feeling well, and we can't seem to reach
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either of her parents, or her nanny.
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- Yeah, welcome to the club,
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I don't know where they
are right now.
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Anne's not really taking
my calls, so.
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- Well, it's just that you are the next name
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on the emergency call list.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, so are you gonna come and pick her up?
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She wants to go home.
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- Of course. Tell her I'll be...
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tell her I'll be right there.
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Okay, we gotta uh... we gotta
go. We gotta go. Come on.
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♪♪♪
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(Ambient music plays softly)
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- Wasn't she beautiful?
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Her name was Constantine.
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She won four blue ribbons,
and my heart.
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(Sighs) She was such
a remarkable woman.
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So obedient.
- Yeah well, that's one...
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...one pretty dog.
- Hmm.
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- Hmm. (chuckles)
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Three-letter word
for entertainment?
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- (Snaps fingers)
DVD. (Pop sound)
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- DVD's not a word,
it's an acronym.
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- Oh, man. (Chuckles)
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Old Constantine was probably
smarter than me.
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- So, I understand this
is a bit unorthodox,
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but I think because we're
just stuck out here,
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we should continue with
our guest lecturer today.
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How nice it is that some
stragglers are joining us
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from other classes.
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The more the merrier!
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(Clears throat)
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- Yes, welcome.
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- This is Dr. Anne Carlson.
Take it away, Anne.
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- Oh, we're really doing this.
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Okay uh, don't you guys have
day raves and shit to get to?
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Pep rallies? No?
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(Clears throat)
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Today's lecture, which -
is happening -
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is going to be about...
(Sighs)
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♪♪♪
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...ethical responsibility.
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♪♪♪
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As a psychologist,
psychiatrist,
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or mental health professional,
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we are bound to follow
certain codes of conduct.
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But in the real world,
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it's our job to protect
our patients
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against our own human
shortcomings.
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That's right.
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We will be held accountable
for our actions.
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♪♪♪
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Frankie: Thanks for meeting me.
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I um...I was wondering if you
have given my proposal
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any more thought?
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- Reba and I have been talking,
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and we've agreed to buy out
of your half of the house.
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- (Sighs) Yes!
Thank you, G,
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that's really gonna help me
get back on my feet.
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Awesome.
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- We also thought,
maybe it's time we started
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talking about divorce...
officially.
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- Oh.
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Huh, I hadn't really thought
about that, to be honest.
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- I hope I'm not upsetting you.
- No, no, no. No. No.
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It's... you're totally right.
It's just uh...
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yeah, I'll put that
on my to-do list.
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Becoming single's a lotta work.
(Both chuckle nervously)
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No, but seriously, I am...
I'm happy for you.
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How's Reba?
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- She's good. Things are good.
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Last night we ordered
Thai food from that place,
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the one with the good
mango salad.
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The onion-less one.
You know the place.
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- Yeah, I sure do. Yeah.
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- But when the food arrived,
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we realized we had actually
ordered
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from Best Thai Princess,
and not Best Thai Queen.
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There were so many onions.
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Oh, it was a disaster, Frankie.
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What am I even talking about?
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This story must be
so boring for you.
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- (Chuckles) No.
It's... it's really not.
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(Kate sighs)
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Girl on TV: I do, it's just that... I'm dying.
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- I thought your stomach hurt?
- Shh.
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Cherry (TV): It's true. I haven't told the squad yet.
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- (Kate sighs)
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So um, how's your Mom doin'?
What's she been like...
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eating? Like, wearing?
She at...?
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Cherry: I know you're right it's just that...
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- Okay, we'll just watch.
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Cherry: ...they'll make me take it easy,
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and I need to dance right now. You know?
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Like no one is watching.
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Boy: I do. And you know what I think--
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- Um...
I have to go to the washroom.
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- Go ahead, sweetie.
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Boy: If this is your last year
on this planet,
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(Kate sniffs)
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Boy: Dance, Cherry, dance!
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- Hey, there's more toilet
paper in the cupboard.
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Cherry: Why'd you let her dance... (Clicks off TV)
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(Kate sighs)
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(Footsteps thud)
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- (Knocks) Alice?
You okay in there, honey?
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Alice: There's blood. In my underwear.
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- Has-has there ever been blood
there before?
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- No.
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(Silence)
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- Okay, uh... uh yeah.
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Okay. So there's tampons
under the...
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probably too soon for that.
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Um, shit. I don't have any pads.
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It's okay. We're gonna...
we're gonna improvise,
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we're gonna figure this out.
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Um, don't worry, okay, honey?
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(Door clicks open)
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- I want my Mom.
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- I know, sweetie. Come here.
You're gonna be okay.
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♪♪♪
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- Is there any other questions?
Yeah?
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- Is it awkward running into
the patients, in the world?
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- It is, very awkward.
It can be quite torturous.
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My favourite time was
in the liquor store,
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we both had carts filled
with wine.
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She said she was having
a party. Liar.
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I said I was having a party
because I am also a liar.
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But that's not as bad as when
you run into them
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in the middle of the street,
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and they're crying
all over you. Ew.
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- Okay, I think that is all
the time we have today.
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If you have any more questions
for Dr. Carlson,
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you can email them to me.
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Let's thank her for coming.
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(Applause)
- Oh, thanks.
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- And uh, class is dismissed.
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See you all later.
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Huh. Well, Anne,
I have to say...
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I am surprised.
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- Oh yeah? I'm not.
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- Yeah, somehow you kinda
pulled it off.
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- Sure did. (Chuckles)
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Thank you. That was a great
opportunity.
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- Great. Anytime. Absolutely.
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(Paper flaps in wind)
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- Excuse me, Dr. Carlson,
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I just wanted to say,
that was amazing.
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- Oh.
- I just,
250
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,038
I am a huge fan of yours,
Dr. Carlson.
251
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,241
Big time. I'm Carly.
252
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,343
- Hi Carly, it's really nice
to meet you.
253
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,179
I'm glad that you enjoyed
the talk.
254
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,014
- Well, it's not even just that.
255
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,649
I... I read your thesis
256
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,719
when I heard that you were
coming in, and... wow!
257
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,487
- You read my thesis?
258
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,355
- It was so moving.
259
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,024
I know. I'm a really big dork.
260
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,358
I'm sorry.
261
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,627
(Sighs) But you know,
262
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,596
I should really get going
to my next class.
263
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,632
Do you think I could take
you for a coffee sometime?
264
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,002
I would love to share
a donut with you.
265
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:48,740
Or just... get inside your skin
and be you. (Laughs)
266
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,108
Just joking.
267
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,143
- (Anne laughs)
268
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,413
Yeah! Sure...that sounds
really nice.
269
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,815
Here's my card.
270
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,684
- Great. That's great I'm gonna
call you.
271
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,952
- Great.
272
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,424
(Small chuckle)
273
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,759
What?
274
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,895
Voicemail: New Message.
275
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:14,165
Kate: Hey, it's me. I don't know how else to say this but,
276
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,501
your daughter is bleeding in my house,
277
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,036
from her vagina.
278
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,371
She's having her period.
- Oh shit.
279
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,840
Shit! Shit!
280
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,376
♪♪♪
281
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,912
(Engine rumbles and turns off)
282
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,181
- Thanks again for doing this.
283
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,350
I mean, we're still broken up,
and everything.
284
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,719
- Okay, yeah sure, man.
Whatever.
285
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,657
- Just wanna show her
that I'm happy. You know?
286
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,259
- You're not happy?
287
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,129
- Oh I am, I just...
I just wanna look happy.
288
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,831
- Right. So, smile.
289
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,801
- No, I mean I want you to make
me look good
290
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,070
in front of Giselle.
- Oh. I get it.
291
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,938
You want me to make
her jealous.
292
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,773
I got this.
- Okay.
293
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,676
- Yeah, used to this for
my stepmom all the time.
294
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,178
- Okay, cool.
295
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,815
- Can you drive me
to Quizno's after?
296
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,416
- Yup.
297
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,418
(Door squeaks and slams)
298
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,621
(Doorbell rings)
299
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,457
(Door opens)
300
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,895
- Hey... Frank?
- Yo, I'm Juniper.
301
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,464
I'm her lover.
- Okay.
302
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,101
- That's right. Uh, anyway...
303
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,638
- How nice to meet you, Juniper.
304
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,741
- Oh.
305
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,710
Oh... um sweet...
306
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,580
so sweetheart...
- Mhmm?
307
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,515
- Maybe you just wanna...
308
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,383
I'll meet you in the car
in a minute, okay?
309
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,719
- Right.
- Yeah.
310
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,789
- (Whispers) For some sex.
311
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,061
That was a lot. I'm so sorry.
- Mhm.
312
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,295
(Car door closes)
313
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,198
- Thank you for getting
on board with this.
314
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,499
I mean... buying my part
of the house.
315
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,002
- Sounds like you're
in a good place.
316
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,639
Minus that strange girl.
(Frankie laughs)
317
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,174
- She's...and...
- Mhm.
318
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,611
- Anyway.
(Both laugh)
319
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,083
Thank you.
320
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,354
(Heavy metal plays)
321
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,631
Alice: Can't believe you
put me in a diaper.
322
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,466
- It's a pull-up.
It's for big girls.
323
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,701
Come here.
324
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,737
(Diaper rustles)
325
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:39,810
So look, your Mom is gonna call
any minute.
326
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,014
Um, but in the meantime,
has she...
327
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,583
talked to you about this,
328
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,385
or at school maybe,
did they like teach--
329
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,721
- I don't...know.
- Okay, um,
330
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,156
do you have any...
do you have any questions?
331
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,593
- When does it stop?
- Hmm. Uh...
332
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,196
in about 50 years.
- What?
333
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,797
- Okay, look,
- 50 years?
334
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,632
- All right, let's just take
a step back for a second.
335
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,135
So, periods generally
last five to seven days.
336
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,870
- Five to seven days?
337
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,605
- Probably five, unless you're
like a heavy flow,
338
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,474
kinda situation.
- How often?
339
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,210
- Every month.
- Every month?
340
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,579
- Until you're 50...ish.
341
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,883
- But, that's insane.
Are you sure?
342
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,685
- (Chuckles)
343
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,087
Yes, unfortunately I am.
344
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:26,490
But look, you are now part
of a very cool club.
345
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,027
I mean sure, we bleed every
month, and...
346
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,030
actually our hormones mess
with us almost constantly,
347
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,498
and we're actually very
iron-deficient,
348
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,802
so you have to watch it.
- So, being a girl sucks.
349
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,506
- (Sighs)I know, sweetie.
I know.
350
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,175
Come here.
351
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,577
(Kate sighs)
352
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,247
- I don't wanna spend the rest
of my life in a diaper!
353
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,816
(Kate chuckles)
354
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,584
- Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
355
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,852
- You're not gonna die.
356
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,887
Hey, you're not gonna die.
357
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,790
You're gonna kick some ass.
You know why?
358
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,492
Because being a girl,
is awesome!
359
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,728
Yes, we have periods,
and they're uncomfortable,
360
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,631
but that's what painkillers
are for.
361
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,334
We birth life.
362
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,570
I'd like to see your Dad
do that.
363
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:16,674
And on top of that, we can be
doctors, or engineers,
364
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,910
or the President,
you know in some countries.
365
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,779
Hell, you wanna be
a YouTube star?
366
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,280
- Oh my God, yes!
367
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,384
- Well, give that one a little
more thought, maybe.
368
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:30,087
The point is, we can be
anything we want in this life.
369
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,656
Does that sound good?
370
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,826
Yeah? Come here.
371
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,628
(Kate sighs)
372
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,100
Frankie: Dorothy...
373
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,169
Dor-Dorothy?
374
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,104
Dorothy!
375
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,173
(Shouts) Dorothy!
(Dorothy snorts awake)
376
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,042
- Oh!
377
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,544
I thought... you were so still.
378
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,279
- I was just napping, honey.
379
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,582
Sometimes my eyes only close
half-mast.
380
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,250
It's very common with dry eyes.
381
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,185
- Those were no half-masts.
382
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,154
Those were full moons.
383
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,122
- (Dorothy sighs)
384
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,391
I'm sorry if I scared you.
385
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,795
So, for dinner tonight,
I was thinking...
386
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,565
oh... I see.
387
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,070
- Yeah. I think I gotta...
388
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,405
- Yeah.
389
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,473
Things aren't working out.
Not a match.
390
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,208
- Yeah, yeah.
It's just that it's...
391
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,676
- It's okay, Frankie,
392
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,344
these things tend
to have a shelf life.
393
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,481
- I mean, I don't know where
I'm going, right, but...
394
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,817
maybe it's time to figure
that out.
395
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,153
- I understand. You wanna be
self-sufficient.
396
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,755
- Yeah! It's not like I want my
old life with Giselle back,
397
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,891
but I do really,
really wanna be in a good place
398
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,425
for my daughter.
You know what it is?
399
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,795
I just wanna like order
the wrong Thai food,
400
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,298
and then eat it,
but like, by myself.
401
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,968
Dependent on no one. Just...
- But you.
402
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,703
- Yeah.
- Yes.
403
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,573
Like I've been saying,
self-sufficient.
404
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,975
- Mhm.
- It really is a shame.
405
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,177
You made a beautiful
Constantine.
406
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,580
- Okay, Dorothy, I think um...
407
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,449
I think I'm just gonna say it.
408
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,118
You should get another dog.
409
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,789
♪♪♪
410
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,357
- Oh.
411
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,734
- Oh God,
thank God you're here!
412
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,603
- Where is she? Is she okay?
- She's fine.
413
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,339
She's totally fine.
Hey, I'm uh...
414
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,143
sorry you missed this moment.
415
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,578
- Well I'm...I'm sure you
probably did the right thing.
416
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,115
- I did.
- She put me in a diaper.
417
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,352
- We did what we could
with short notice.
418
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,955
Where's your nanny?
419
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,591
- Mean Nanny?
She's slacking lately.
420
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,360
I think she's got a boyfriend
or something.
421
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,629
- Oh. (Laughs) Wiccan love.
422
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,832
(Birds chirp)
423
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,867
- Well, I should get her home.
424
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,636
- Yeah, no, please.
425
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,039
- Can you just go wait
in the car for a second?
426
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,807
- Sure.
- Okay.
427
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,677
- Bye, Kate.
Thanks for traumatizing me.
428
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,245
- Hey, I didn't give ya
that period.
429
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,615
- No, just a diaper rash.
430
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,386
- She's gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
431
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,723
Look, I know that there's
shit going on between us,
432
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,258
but thank you.
433
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,959
For taking such good care
of her.
434
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,294
- No, of course.
435
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,364
- I know we haven't talked
about your Dad.
436
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,333
- It's not about that.
- I know.
437
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,302
- I mean I guess it sorta is,
but...
438
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,837
- No, I know, it's about you.
439
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,340
I heard you got fired. Twice.
- Yeah.
440
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,113
It's just uh... I think
I ruined my life, Anne.
441
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,383
And I guess I deserve it.
442
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,253
I treated you terribly. I know.
443
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,989
And I let Richard down too.
444
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,091
I don't know what to do,
you know?
445
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,827
I'm uh... really embarrassed.
446
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,896
I should just stay home.
447
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,297
I don't know why I'm trying
so hard
448
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,400
to make this goddamn
career happen.
449
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,335
(Sighs)
450
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,870
- Can I just be real
for a second?
451
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,439
- Yeah.
- You gotta cut this shit out.
452
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,041
What are you doin'?
I don't even recognize you.
453
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,743
You gotta wake up, man!
454
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,713
You didn't let Richard down.
You were loyal.
455
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,448
You were on top of your game.
456
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,851
You had a crisis with your son,
and Gaze punished you for it.
457
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,153
It's not fair what happened.
458
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,789
You don't need those fuckers.
- (Kate laughs)
459
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,025
- You should start your
own shop.
460
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,493
(Heavenly choir sings)
461
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,230
Look at me! You're good!
462
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,866
You can't give up, okay?
You gotta keep going.
463
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,936
If you give up,
I swear to God I'll go...
464
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,838
I will...
I will cut people.
465
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,974
I will go out,
I will drive around town,
466
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,142
I will collect people.
I will...
467
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,211
- Okay, okay, I won't.
468
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,380
Okay. I won't.
469
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,215
(Anne cries)
470
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,220
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry, okay.
471
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,789
(Car honks)
472
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,225
Alice: Hello? I'm in a diaper, here.
473
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,028
(Both laugh)
474
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,064
Oh God, I missed you!
475
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,899
- I missed you.
- (Anne laughs)
476
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,772
Nathan: On the next
"Workin' Moms".
477
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,907
You still drink vodka?
- You still pee standing?
478
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,943
Hello, Dr. Carlson.
- Carly!
479
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,346
- Okay, he's pretentious,
he's weird, he's foreign,
480
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,781
he's...an asshole.
481
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,983
If we're lucky, he's gay,
but I'm not 100%.
482
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,918
- Okay, but he likes
my script, right?
483
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,054
(Doorbell rings)
- Who would that be?
484
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,589
- Oh!
485
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,625
- Kate, is this stem cell mask?
- Yeah, it is!
486
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,261
- Whoa, aren't stem cell masks
made of like foreskin
487
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,763
or something like that?
- Oh, gross.
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