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Previously on "Workin' Moms".
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We have let this go long enough.
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We need to, like, hug and communicate.
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Did Anne give you more drugs?
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Did you or did you not
want me to come onto you?
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Marvin this was just some
harmless office flirting.
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Get a hold of yourself.
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My Nanny has
bonded with my daughter
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more in a week than
I have in nine years.
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So, you in Kate?
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Let the best man win.
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Your words not mine, man.
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Something I like to do
is just a gentle bicycle
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with the legs.
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And not only does this feel dynamite
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in their little quads and hammies,
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but it also helps them to release gas.
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Speaking of massage;
Kate what's going on here?
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Oh, that?
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That's just the most amazing
rub down I've ever had.
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I can't even imagine.
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What, you've never had a massage before?
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I mean, not in years.
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I, uh... I don't think
I could enjoy it anymore
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because I am just too preoccupied.
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- With what?
- Boiling your diva cup?
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Okay, take your thumbs
and trace little circ...
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No, Anne, with the fact that
I have so much to do everyday.
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You know, doing the
laundry, cleaning the house,
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making baby food.
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See if you weren't making baby food
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maybe you could go for a massage.
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Everyday I take, like, 20 minutes
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just to think or dance or, I don't know,
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clean my cow figurines,
whatever. Something.
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I tell my family that I have IBS,
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so I can lock myself in the
bathroom and play Candy Crush.
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Jenny, what is the filter
that you use in your selfies?
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I don't use filters.
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Really? Wow.
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Well, I've made the conscious choice
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not to be on social media.
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Oh, good for you, Sheila.
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Let's throw her a parade.
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Will there just be one ball
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that all our parents will share from?
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- What?
- Here, like this.
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Ah, smaller. Hm-hmm.
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All right what time are
you gonna be home tonight?
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Uh, no later than four,
five the latest. I promise.
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Well, you better be home for dinner.
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The last time you left me alone
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with your parents it was the worst.
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When I gave birth to Charlie?
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The small talk was excruciating.
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Fair enough.
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Remember when you told me to
throw out this box of junk?
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I do, yeah.
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Well, I didn't throw
out this box of junk.
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I hid it in the crawl space.
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Oh, thanks for your constant reminder
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- that I married the right man.
- Did you ever!
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Guess how much my VHS copy
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of "Beauty and the Beast" is worth?
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- Uh, negative 10 cents?
- Uh, try positive $500.
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What?! What kind of
nutjob pays $500 for VHS?
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Can you please take Jamie with you?
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Oh, uh, funny, you
know, studies have said
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that crying babies really muck
up a business transaction...
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Lionel!
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But I'm gonna take her 'cause I love her
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and I'm a good father. Yes.
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Let's go meet Herb.
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Hopefully he's not a murderer.
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Yes. Yes.
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Okay, bye, mommy.
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- Lionel?
- Yeah.
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You will take her out of the box
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and put her in the car-seat, right?
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Yeah.
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Where's Daddy going?
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Jesus Christ, you scared me.
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Sorry for living.
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Daddy and Jamie went to sell
junk to a man named Herb.
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Gross.
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So I guess it's just me and you today.
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Fun.
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Looking good, sugar butt.
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What are you doing?
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C'mon don't worry, I won't put it in.
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Put what in what?
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Your sweet ass in my Kickstarter video.
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For my movie.
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The movie about fat vampires?
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Did you listen to anything I said?
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My new screenplay is
about stay at home dads.
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Are the dads vampires?
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No.
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Also, not a bad idea.
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I can't believe you're
making a Kickstarter.
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You really think people
are gonna give you money.
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Yeah. You said you were gonna help.
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I was planning on going to yoga.
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You don't need yoga, baby,
if anything, yoga needs you.
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Come on, it'll be fun. You, me, Zoe.
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Fine I'll help you.
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You don't have to guilt me, I'll do it.
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All right!
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Zoe!
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Ugh, okay, I was test
driving the clients bike.
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It's a fixed gear bike.
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Did you know they don't have brakes?
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Yeah, Carl,
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everybody knows that
they don't have brakes.
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Hey, you know what didn't
have breaks last night?
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- Uh-oh.
- This guy.
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- Too bad I wasted it on a seven.
- Did you guys smash?
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Chad could you refrain from
speaking millennial in here?
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Come on, you guys know what "smash" is.
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It's like tap that.
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You're talking about sex?
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Yeah, just like, less sad.
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It sounds very violent.
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- What do you people call it?
- Sex. Mo?
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I don't know.
Guess I'd say, uh, we banged.
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Got it on. Laid some pipe.
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Like you could ever do
anything as masculine
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as plumbing.
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Carl, what's your smash?
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Uh, make love.
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As enlightening as this is,
let's, let's get down to work.
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- Agreed.
- Okay.
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Uh, Carl, So do you want my
specified notes right now?
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- Yes I do. Yeah.
- Chad, actually,
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you can hang onto those notes
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because you'll be
making the presentation.
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Oh, I-I thought I was?
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Yeah. Uh, Carl, seeing
as you broke your face
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on the bike last night,
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I'm gonna keep you
away from the clients.
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Yeah, so, uh... I don't know about that,
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I've never pitched before.
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You can handle it, man.
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Yeah, man, you're gonna smash it.
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Please, come into my office.
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Can I offer you a refreshment?
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Look, I got chips, gum,
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I'm pretty sure this is a juice.
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You clearly love that place.
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If you wanna make a move,
Nora, this is the time.
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I just, I feel rushed.
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Mm-mm, no. We keep
coming back here, right?
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That means something.
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Seventh times a charm, right?
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I don't know.
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- Is this gum's cinnamon?
- Hm-hmm.
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It's burning my mouth.
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Is your body trying
to tell you something?
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You ready to make a move?
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Hm-hmm.
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- 'Kay.
- Uh-ha.
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I'll do it. Put in my offer.
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Woo-yeah, come on, let's do this.
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All right. Okay. Hold please.
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And it is sent.
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- Oh God, I feel regret.
- Don't. Don't do that.
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You are gonna thrive here, Nora.
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You're right.
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Yeah. This is gonna
mean good things for you.
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You didn't get the house.
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What?! Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no.
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Look, can I be real with you?
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- Never saw you in that house.
- What?!
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No, you, you think that you think
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inside the box,
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but I think that you
think outside the box.
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Listen, got a little gem that
I've had in my back pocket
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for a few months now.
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Don't tell anybody.
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Want to see the little gem
that's in my back pocket?
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It's a gem.
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I don't mind seeing the
gem in your back pocket.
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- Yeah-yeah-yeah, right.
- Let's blow this joint.
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Juice!
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Watch out. Mini port is coming.
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Quick, we've gotta get out
of here before it's too late.
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We must save Pretty Corn.
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If only Bravy Corn were
here, he could help us.
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Well, how do we look?
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- You look fine.
- Can I press record?
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- You ready?
- I'm ready, all right.
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Hi, I am Ian Mathews and
I am a stay at home dad.
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Every morning I wake up and I
get to bond with my daughter.
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We take walks together,
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we eat meals together and we chat.
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It's the most beautiful
relationship I've ever had.
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There's nothing that makes
me feel like more of a man
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than being a mother to my daughter.
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All right, Chad, you got this.
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Specified bikes are famous
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for their specified ability
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in tackling mountain ranges.
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You sound like a little bitch.
Confidence.
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It's important to note
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when you're riding through the city
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to be aware of the urban environment.
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That-that's why we've planned
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a series of bike riding...
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Dude, they know this already.
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This is not how you
get it in with a client.
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Look, I'm just warming up, okay?
I'm teasing the tip.
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- Oh.
- It's Saturday.
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We all have better things to do
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- than watch you tease the tip.
- You know what?
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- Why don't you just do it?
- Yeah. All right. Thank you.
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Will you give the kid a chance, please?
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Chad, you're gonna do great.
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Uh, just think of the client as a buddy
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and you're going for
a beer with the buddy...
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Really, guy whose face
looks like roadkill?
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You're giving advice
on pitching to a client?
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Yeah, I thought it might
be a bit more helpful
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- than ripping him a new one.
- I doubt it.
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You pitch like you have sex;
badly and never.
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- Mo.
- Nice.
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Oh god, this is glandular.
This is a real problem.
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You look like a Manatee
at a wet t-shirt concert.
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Look... Forget this!
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Oh ho!
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- Come on, Carl, relax.
- Carl, you okay?
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Mo, Jesus.
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- I'm scared.
- Well, I'm hungry.
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Hey.
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So should I be Brave Corn... y?
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Gravy Corn?
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You want to play?
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Yeah, sure. If you want me to we can...
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Hey look, I am here, let's play.
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Can we just finish this episode?
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Yep, sure. Yep, that's fine.
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Okay, on the count of three
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let's put our horns together and sing.
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One, two, three.
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How's that a dungeon?
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Uh, that's where Meany
Corn lives. In the clouds.
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He has them locked up.
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You can't lock somebody in a cloud.
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Clouds aren't solid,
you can walk through a cloud.
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You know that, right?
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- Quick, give me a
boost. - Well, climb on.
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Why does she need a boost?
She's a horse, she can jump.
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She's not a horse, Mom, she's a unicorn.
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Okay, so don't unicorns
have magical powers?
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I mean that skill set could
come in really handy...
256
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,233
Mom, if you don't like the show
257
00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,050
then don't watch it with me.
258
00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:07,185
Okay. God.
259
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,478
I'm just gonna excuse myself then.
260
00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:15,143
I'll be right back.
261
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:17,883
Don't forget the sugar cubes.
262
00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,252
So let me just make sure to hit record.
263
00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:21,853
What do you want me to say?
264
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,555
Just talk about how blessed you feel
265
00:11:23,589 --> 00:11:25,146
being married to a stay at home dad.
266
00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:28,307
- Right.
- Ready?
267
00:11:28,661 --> 00:11:31,229
And action.
268
00:11:31,264 --> 00:11:32,831
My name is Jenny Mathews.
269
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:35,087
I'm married to a stay at home dad.
270
00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:40,439
My husband stays at
home with our daughter
271
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:44,176
and watches her grow and
I go to work, it's great.
272
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,378
Cut. Cut. Okay.
273
00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:48,580
Honey, I understand that
you're not a, you know,
274
00:11:48,614 --> 00:11:50,288
a natural performer,
275
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,851
but it's starting to come
off a little sarcastic.
276
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,153
- Uh-ha.
- Do you know what you need?
277
00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:56,788
A scene partner.
278
00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:57,972
Come on.
279
00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:00,656
And up.
280
00:12:01,361 --> 00:12:02,861
All right, let's try it again,
281
00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:06,565
except this time look
deep into Zoe's eyes
282
00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:08,489
and speak from the heart.
283
00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:10,478
Okay?
284
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:14,189
Ready? And action.
285
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:20,132
My husband watches our daughter
286
00:12:20,284 --> 00:12:22,163
and I go to work
287
00:12:23,616 --> 00:12:25,884
where I find myself feeling
288
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:28,311
like I'm searching for something,
289
00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:31,456
but I don't even know what it is.
290
00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:35,260
I come home from work to find my husband
291
00:12:35,294 --> 00:12:36,828
bonding with my daughter
292
00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:39,431
in ways I always imagined
I would bond with her
293
00:12:39,465 --> 00:12:41,967
- and then I, I feel like...
- Cut. Cut.
294
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,636
Okay. Um, Honey, no one
is gonna want to donate
295
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,438
if they're getting a
negative vibe, right?
296
00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:48,173
It's a little heavy.
297
00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,175
So why don't we make it a
little bit more about me.
298
00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:53,412
Right. So, like, less honest.
299
00:12:53,446 --> 00:12:56,415
Yes, exactly! Thank you.
300
00:12:57,122 --> 00:12:58,617
Okay, perfect.
301
00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:02,302
Let's record and... action.
302
00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:05,935
Alice, come over here.
303
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:16,713
Mom, why are you sick all the time?
304
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,838
Uh, because I have
perpetual indigestion...
305
00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:21,506
It doesn't matter just sit down.
306
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:23,487
- But there is another episode.
- Sit.
307
00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:28,032
- You see this?
- Yeah, I see it.
308
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,648
We're gonna make one of these.
309
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:31,716
- Why?
- What do you mean why?
310
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:33,351
Because it's pretty.
311
00:13:33,386 --> 00:13:35,635
- Can we make a unicorn instead?
- No.
312
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:38,356
Why not?
313
00:13:38,391 --> 00:13:40,338
Because we're making a bird.
314
00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:44,322
And because I don't know
how to make a unicorn.
315
00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:48,366
Alice, come on, it'll be fun.
316
00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:53,371
...and so you fold it over diagonally.
317
00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:57,047
Uh, no. Honey...
318
00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,524
Diagonally. The corners have to meet up.
319
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,149
Like this?
320
00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:03,884
No, the corners have to be flush.
321
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:05,853
- What's flush?
- It's when they line up.
322
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,619
You have to pay attention to detail.
323
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:08,910
- I'm trying.
- Are you?
324
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,357
Because if you're not gonna do it right
325
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,911
you might as well crumple up your paper.
326
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:14,338
You mean like this?
327
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,870
Are you hungry?
328
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,510
Yeah.
329
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:28,747
- Congratulations Frankie.
- Put her there.
330
00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:31,216
Wait, wait, you sold that turd?
331
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:34,983
Hey, man, one person's turd
is another person's house.
332
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,455
Did she go inside?
333
00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:38,724
Did she smell the back room,
I mean it smells like salmon.
334
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,427
Guys, what I sold her
was a new beginning.
335
00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:43,829
A salmon scented new beginning.
336
00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:46,165
Seriously, Frankie, good job.
337
00:14:46,199 --> 00:14:47,933
You keep it up, you'll
be employee of the month.
338
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,868
We have employee of the month?
339
00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:52,004
Oh, no.
340
00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:53,905
But if we did...
341
00:15:02,415 --> 00:15:03,649
- Hey G.
- Frankie,
342
00:15:03,683 --> 00:15:05,951
- this isn't a good time.
- Yeah, I know you're busy,
343
00:15:05,985 --> 00:15:08,420
but I just want to call
and tell you that...
344
00:15:08,455 --> 00:15:10,556
- Okay, okay, Rhoda.
- I got some good news.
345
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,891
- I've got to go.
- I sold the... house...
346
00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:15,794
What was that? She hung up.
347
00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:18,464
She's... she's kind of busy right now.
348
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,365
She's really happy for me though.
349
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,768
- We're happy for you too.
- Thanks.
350
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,142
Hmm?
351
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,378
Oh, fuck.
352
00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:42,421
Carl?
353
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:44,917
Kate. Hey. Hey, uh...
354
00:15:45,148 --> 00:15:46,410
What's up?
355
00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:50,629
Hey, man, look I'm sorry
about what Mo said in there.
356
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:53,465
He was, he was being a jerk.
357
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,567
Yeah, no, he just kinda poked
358
00:15:55,602 --> 00:15:57,603
a couple of my sore spots there.
359
00:15:57,637 --> 00:15:59,972
- Like your face?
- Yeah.
360
00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:01,340
Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
361
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:02,774
I know you're going through a divorce
362
00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:04,776
and that's gotta be hard.
363
00:16:04,811 --> 00:16:07,479
Oh, if you... If only that was it.
364
00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:11,817
I figured it was time to move on,
365
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:14,062
so I went online and
366
00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:15,830
I fell in love.
367
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,890
Oh my god, Carl, that's great.
368
00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:22,122
No, no, that's not great, Kate. I...
369
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:25,974
I got catfished.
370
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:27,833
Oh no.
371
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,968
Yeah, it turns out this girl named Tina
372
00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:33,116
is actually a guy named Phoenix.
373
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,409
Well, that, that can happen to anybody.
374
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:40,012
It's like, I see something
and I wanna tell Tina,
375
00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:42,748
but hey, guess what,
buddy? You can't tell Tina,
376
00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:46,359
you can only tell Phoenix
because Tina doesn't exist.
377
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:49,588
Oh. Oh-no, eh, oh God, it's okay.
378
00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:52,124
Oh no.
379
00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:54,359
Hey, Buddy, look, for the record,
380
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:58,764
I think you are a really sweet,
really smart guy.
381
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,401
Well, thanks, Kate.
382
00:17:03,603 --> 00:17:05,537
You know you're really good at this job.
383
00:17:05,572 --> 00:17:06,669
Thank you.
384
00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:10,671
I don't know why they
gave Mo the Montreal gig.
385
00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:13,342
What?
386
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:20,562
♪ I do it alone ♪
387
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:26,236
♪ So I'm lonely ♪
388
00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:33,725
Babe, I got my first donation.
389
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,527
A hundred bucks!
390
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,361
I'm taking you out for dinner.
391
00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:40,664
Wait, no, I'm gonna put
it towards the movie.
392
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:49,373
♪ Are you scared to tell somebody ♪
393
00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:51,976
♪ How you feel about somebody ♪
394
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:01,986
♪ Are you scared what
somebody's gonna think ♪
395
00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:16,100
♪ Are you scared to wear your
heart out on your sleeve ♪
396
00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:25,776
♪ Are you scared of me ♪
397
00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:29,780
♪ Because I'm scared ♪
398
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:32,416
♪ That death's gonna take me away ♪
399
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,001
Hey, lady, you lost?
400
00:18:51,036 --> 00:18:52,770
What are you doing out there?
401
00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:54,905
Ah, just getting some fresh air.
402
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,074
Mm-hmm. You smoking?
403
00:18:57,108 --> 00:18:59,743
Vaping actually.
404
00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,112
Dad, is that weed?
405
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:03,914
Oil extract. Want some?
406
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:05,369
Yeah, I'm good.
407
00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:09,820
- Ooh.
- Mm?
408
00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:11,622
You seem like you're down in a trough.
409
00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:13,591
Care to share? What is it?
410
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,918
- I'm, I'm just tired.
- Oh.
411
00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,896
Hey, what about the
Montreal thing, any word?
412
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,782
Actually, um...
413
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,167
I just found out they gave it to Mo.
414
00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:25,703
- The weeper?!
- No, that's Carl.
415
00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:28,239
- The teenage zorp?
- Dad, that's Chad.
416
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:29,631
Ridiculous.
417
00:19:29,908 --> 00:19:31,976
Why your boss would want so
many boys with the same name
418
00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,280
in that office, is beyond me.
419
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,014
How'd he tell you?
420
00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:40,651
Who, Richard? He didn't,
I found out from Carl.
421
00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:41,971
The Weeper.
422
00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:44,855
Well, Don't un-count your chickens
423
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,698
before you know they're dead.
424
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:49,226
Just wait 'till you hear
it directly from Richard.
425
00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:50,519
Yeah, maybe.
426
00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:55,486
And Nathan, does he
know what's happening?
427
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:58,702
Oh, you have to have a talk with him.
428
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:00,437
I mean, a real talk.
429
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,740
The secrets in a marriage
are like fleas in a bed;
430
00:20:02,774 --> 00:20:04,311
you can leave them to fester,
431
00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:07,645
they'll both have you
sleeping on the couch.
432
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,000
Fair enough.
433
00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:12,082
Oh, I better get back inside.
434
00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:13,584
I told your mom I was making a phone call,
435
00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:16,554
but I just remembered
my phone's in her purse.
436
00:20:16,588 --> 00:20:19,490
Sounds like a secret.
437
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,125
Well, what do you want for nothing.
438
00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,594
Just do as I say, don't do as I do.
439
00:20:23,628 --> 00:20:26,163
- Okay.
- You coming?
440
00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:29,466
In a minute. Will you
pretend you haven't seen me?
441
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,503
What? Seen who?
442
00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:34,163
Love you, Dad.
443
00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:36,874
You too, Honey.
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