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(theme song playing)
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(rumbling)
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Raven:
So, shouldn't we go ahead
and take cinderblock down?
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We can't. It's Monday.
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-Monday?
-As in...
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Motorcycle Monday, baby!
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Motorcycle Monday?
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Robin says on mondays,
we're only allowed to fight
using motorcycles.
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But he knows we do not possess
such modes of transport.
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So convenient, huh?
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(engine roaring)
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Ready for your bike
beat down, cinderblock?
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(beeps)
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Wheel punch! Wheel punch!
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(tires squealing)
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-(roars)
-(imitates revving)
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Super wheel punch!
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Ha, ha! Mondays.
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Whoo! Ha, ha!
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I just beat up a villain
with a motorcycle.
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A motorcycle!
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Which by the way is the
most awesome way
to beat someone up.
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Uh, it really wasn't
that awesome.
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Do I need to wheel punch
some sense into you?
Because it was!
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Okay. You're awesome.
We get it.
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Not just awesome.
I might be the greatest
superhero ever.
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Girls: So cool.
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No, you're not.
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-Excuse me?
-No offense.
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But how can you be
the greatest superhero ever?
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You don't even have
an archenemy.
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-So?
-(beeps)
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Archenemies are
status symbols
in the hero world.
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If you can get a crazed
lunatic to devote himself
to bringing you down,
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It means you're a top hero.
If you can't...
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Oh. I see.
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Why doesn't anyone
wanna kill me?
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(bawling)
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Oh, how I hate seeing you
like this, robin.
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Get used to it because
without an archenemy,
I'm a loser.
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(sniffling)
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-Just like all of you.
-I will be your archenemy.
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Only villains can
be archenemies, star.
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Then I will be a villain.
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You can't become a villain
by doing something nice.
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Then becoming evil will be
the last nice thing I do.
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Then go ahead and prove it.
Do something evil.
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Very well. I will drink
straight from the milk carton.
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Ugh! I cannot do it.
It is too evil.
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Still, I starfire the terrible
vow to wreak havoc
on this world.
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Until I see a smile
on robin's face.
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Robin deserves only the best
archenemy ever, silkie.
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So, there is much work
to be done.
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(crackling)
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Now, I must work on my
maniacal laugh.
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(clears throat)
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(giggles)
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(gasps)
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(clears throat)
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(evil laugh)
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(clears throat)
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(gurgling)
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Ooh! That intones the evil.
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A great villain
surrounds herself with
dangerous henchmen.
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Prove to me,
my little bumgorf,
you possess a cold heart.
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(whirring)
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(gasps) wonderful.
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Every villain needs
a secret lair.
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From here I will plunge this
world into its darkest days.
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Ooh! And have tea parties.
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(whirring)
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Hey, star. Nice mask.
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It is not supposed to be nice.
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It is supposed to be menacing.
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Oh. Well, it really
brings out your eyes.
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(grunts)
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Are you ready to spend
all your time and energy
relentlessly pursuing me?
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Only to be frustrated
at every turn.
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(chuckles)
that sounds super creepy.
I'd never do that.
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(chuckles) no.
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What if I did something
to make you hate me?
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There's nothing you could do
to make me hate you.
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I could destroy a year supply
of your hair gel.
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(stammers)
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You'd have to be a real sicko
to do something...
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No!
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Now will you let me be your
arch nemesis?
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I have no choice.
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You've taken away the thing
I value most in life.
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Spiky hair.
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Hurray! After lunch we will
try to destroy each other.
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(gasps)
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(zapping)
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-Titans!
-(all gasp)
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(game beeps)
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Dude, what's with your hair?
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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(yells)
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Never mind that.
My archenemy is on the loose.
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You don't have an archenemy.
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Wait. (chuckles)
are you talking
about starfire?
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Starfire the terrible!
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-(all laughing)
-now, that's funny.
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Come on, man. For real?
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Sure, fine, go ahead.
Laugh now.
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(laughs) oh!
Oh, we are laughing now, man.
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(continues laughing) ah!
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(zapping)
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(eerie music playing)
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-(crashing)
-(cat yowling)
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Greetings, former friends.
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Oh, no. Robin,
your evil archenemy is here.
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-What are we gonna do?
-(grunts)
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Stand back! She's here for me.
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Ooh! Protect us, robin.
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You're our only hope.
(giggling)
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No one can protect you
from what I am about
to unleash on this world.
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Let me guess.
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You're gonna try to drink
from the milk carton again?
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(buzzes)
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I bet she's gonna set
the microwave clock
to the wrong time.
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(buzzes)
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Or maybe she'll leave
the water in the sink running.
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Oh, no!
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(buzzes)
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No! I have rigged the moon
to explode.
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You're gonna blow up
the moon? Right.
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(beeping)
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(dings)
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(giggles)
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(clears throat)
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(gurgling)
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(gulping)
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Carton milk.
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Did you just blow up the moon?
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Don't you even care
about the tides?
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Why would you blow up
the moon?
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Because I know how much
robin liked that moon.
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Are you crazy, starfire?
(elephant trumpet)
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Yes. And evil, too.
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Yep. Looks like someone
has a pretty formidable
archenemy after all.
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(beeping)
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Your reign of terror
is over, starfire.
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I see you have discovered
my secret lair.
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Uh, yeah, well,
it's in our backyard.
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So, not really that secret.
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Well, you are too late
to stop me.
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I shall destroy you all!
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(imitates beeping)
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Titans, go!
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Uh. Those are just
cardboard boxes, robin.
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-(yells)
-those lasers are for real?
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I thought they were
just blinking lights!
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(imitates beeping and giggles)
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Deathbots? When did she have
the time to build deathbots?
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Let's get 'em.
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(grunts)
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(sound of knocking over
bowling pins)
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(roars)
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You okay?
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(both grunt)
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Dudes, starfire really hooked
this place up, huh?
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(imitates beeps)
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Wow. She's got piranhas, too.
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I guess it's just you
and me now.
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Have you forgotten
about my henchman?
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(whirring)
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(screams)
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-(grunts)
-(burps)
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Hurray! I win!
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I am afraid,
I have to finish you now.
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(panting) you can't.
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Is this not what you wanted?
A formidable archenemy?
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I just wanted
to feel accepted.
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To be a real hero.
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But robin,
you are a real hero.
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00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,952
Well, can this real hero
have one last request?
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Hmm. I do not see why not.
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What is this final wish?
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Uh, I was wondering
what day of the week it is?
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Hmm. I believe
it is the Monday.
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You know what that means.
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Wheel punch!
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Ha, ha! Got you! In your face!
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I beat my archenemy!
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Greatest superhero ever!
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-(engine roars)
-(tires squeal)
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Motorcycle Monday!
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