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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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How long since your interview?
182 days.
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And you still haven't heard?
The suspense is killing me.
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Peter, we're letting you go.
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Tell me what is wrong.
I lost my job.
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I need to do something.
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No-one's fucked you in years.
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A 15-year-old boy
has accused me of groping him.
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It's your father, John.
What does he want?
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If it's because I cut off
the mortgage repayments...
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Absolutely not.
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Elliot has not been here
for a long time, John.
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Maybe don't get his hopes up.
You can talk.
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You left your family, too.
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He's just like his mum.
All he wants
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is to fall into the arms
of a man who'll tell him
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everything's going to be all right.
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Heard you got some action
last night.
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Sorry?
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Date.
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You went on a date. Oh!
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Yes. A little one.
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Good for you.
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Or, get in!
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As a man on Sunday Brunch
would say.
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Get in. Yes.
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I can't remember the last time
we went on a date night. Mm.
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It was sometime between Baby Shark
and the proroguing of Parliament,
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which would probably spice things
up a bit, eh?
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Could you pass the coffee,
please? Of course.
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I actually, um...
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..went to the pharmacy yesterday,
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to buy some Viagra.
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And the chemist said to me,
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"Did you know, for £20, you
can get it over the counter?"
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I said, "That is a bold claim!
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"Here's £50, strap
a feather duster to it,
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"I'll do the tops of your shelves."
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Do the tops of your shelves!
Ho-ho! I'm wasted here!
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I'm wasted here.
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He knows. No, he doesn't.
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And John? He's not talking to me.
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Katy, it was nothing.
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It was nothing.
Let's not talk about it, then.
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But I think we need to.
No, we don't. It didn't happen.
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It's Google+, it's Madonna
falling over at the Brits.
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I...I just want to say
how sorry I am.
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I have absolutely no idea
what you are talking about,
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and this conversation is finished.
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Today's my case hearing at school,
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so I really need to save all my
regret and self-loathing for that.
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
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You do not have to say anything.
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I'm just going to sit right here.
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I will not pretend
it did not happen.
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You can't. I saw it. Yes.
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I can't forget it. It's in there.
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Like your nine times table. Yeah.
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Nine times six?
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See? The thing you think
is important, it goes.
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It fades. 54.
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But you had to think about it.
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There's a trick with the
nine times table.
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Both numbers always add up to nine.
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36, 45, 54.
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It's a cheat.
I did not know that.
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You never forget a cheat.
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It was a mistake, John.
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Make them with your family,
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not mine.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm too young for this.
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John?
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Hey.
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Hey! What the hell do you think
you're doing? You have school.
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Put your uniform on. I'm going to
stay with my dad for a few days.
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I didn't know about this.
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Did you know about this?
I didn't know about this.
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Please go to school, John.
Listen, mate.
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We're all trying really hard
to keep this ship afloat, OK?
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I need you to cooperate.
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So drop the attitude,
do what your mum says.
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Monica, I am done waiting.
Khalas, no more!
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Let's get busy now, huh?
Busy-whizzy.
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Sami, you're doing so well,
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but I told you,
the asylum process is a queue.
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You know, this queue,
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it feels a lot like a fucking
circle. I want an answer now.
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Please don't use language like that.
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Apology accepted.
No hard feelings.
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What is the name of the man
who did my interview?
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I can go see him in Croydon.
No, it doesn't work like that.
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Well, then, tell me
how it works, Monica!
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Well, he doesn't handle it any more.
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Your case has very likely
been passed down the chain.
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Somebody else in Croydon?
Well, probably Bootle.
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Bootle? It's near Liverpool.
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Then maybe I should
tootle off to Bootle.
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Sami, I really don't think...
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No, you really don't, do you?
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What's wrong?
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Just spoke to my lawyer.
No, there's something else.
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Did you bring sexy back?
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Who?
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I'll take the identity
of this woman to my grave.
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Katy!
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Oh, Sami.
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I know.
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This is Diana and Dodi
all over again.
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What are you going to do?
If I'm going to stay here...
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..I have to leave them.
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Leave to remain?
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Leave to remain.
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Where is Bootle?
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It's a long way away. Why?
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My fate lies in Bootle.
Well, that's a first.
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How much is a train ticket?
I need to get there and back again.
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Be about...200 quid.
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For a train?! I know.
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For 200 quid, I want a
reach-around from Chuggington
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while the Fat Controller slow dances
for me in a man-nappy.
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I can't afford it.
You don't have to.
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I'll text you the booking reference.
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I...I don't know what to say.
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Your fate lies in Bootle?
My fate lies in Bootle.
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Well, OK, then.
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I cannot repay you.
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Here's how you repay me.
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If you really leave, say goodbye.
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OK.
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Some people hate goodbyes. I don't.
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It's the people you don't
get to say goodbye to...
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..you never see again.
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Again, please...
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How would you describe that?
Well...dismissive.
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"This is finished, get to class."
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And the boy alleges it was more...?
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Something...bolder,
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more irreverent,
maybe a little bit cheeky.
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This is a misconduct hearing,
not a wine tasting.
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Yes, yes, I know. Er,
something a bit more...
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And I suppose the question
we need to ask ourselves
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about something like that is,
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when does that stop being,
you know, um...
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..end-of-the-pier,
"Oo-er, that's a handful,"
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Carry On...Tits sort of thing,
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and become something
a bit more...sinister?
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Well, it's inappropriate
to do that to a pupil.
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I didn't do that to a pupil.
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It's inappropriate to do that
to anyone. Well, quite.
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I didn't do that to a pupil.
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But I do think context is important.
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I mean, there are pats on the bum
and there are pats on the bum.
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For instance, Simon,
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you did it to me at the
Christmas concert last year.
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And I understood that it was
a perfectly innocent act
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in an empty room
without any witnesses
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that was entirely devoid of
any sexual motive whatsoever.
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Y...yes.
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Maybe we should turn to
the language you used.
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Enough. Sorry?
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Enough. We do actually
have a lot to...
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No, I've spent weeks
thinking about this. Weeks.
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Hours and hours and hours about
what to say, how to defend it.
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I could deny any of this happened,
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that would be the
presidential response.
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Or I could apologise for nothing,
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that would be the
prime ministerial one.
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But I'm not them. I'm me.
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And I think...
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..you're right to
ask these questions.
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I believe in the system.
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I know this isn't a witch-hunt.
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Does it feel like a witch-hunt?
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Well, let's just say, a month ago,
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I kept the peace in that corridor.
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And someone's told you
my olive branch
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was a fucking broomstick.
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But I think I'll just say...
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..sorry.
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Not for what didn't happen,
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but for what happened,
from the bottom of my heart.
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What I said and did,
it came from the right place
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and ended in the wrong one.
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Shall we move on to the letters?
What letters?
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This is the first
we've heard of them.
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Letters didn't form part
of the allegation.
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The letters between
yourself and Jason.
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There were no letters.
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These.
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"My darling, you are my greatest
adventure and I almost missed it."
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Let me look at that, please.
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That's Mr Incredible.
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Sorry? "You are my greatest
adventure and I almost missed it."
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Mr Incredible said that.
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Is Mr Incredible your nickname
for Jason?
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Are you saying the boy's
allegations lack credibility?
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It's a line from the film
The Incredibles.
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It's a cartoon.
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Mr Incredible says that to his wife.
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My son's watched that film
about a thousand times,
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sounds like Jason wasn't
that far behind him.
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I think we should compare
handwriting, don't you?
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Let me give you an example of mine.
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I'll be outside.
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Hello, can I ask you one
question? Do you...? No.
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Please, please...
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Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me. Do you...?
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Please.
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Please, miss. Hello.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Do you work here?
Yeah, what do you want?
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I just want to talk to
somebody who works here.
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You need to fix an appointment.
No, no, no, now.
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I have travelled a very long way.
Look, I don't know who you are,
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but we aren't actually allowed
to discuss cases... Please, please!
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No. Let me buy you a pint.
I said no.
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Wasabi peas?
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Eh?
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The pub shall be beautiful.
It shall serve wasabi peas.
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What is wrong with this country?
They're from Japan.
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You took the worst thing from Japan,
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and put it in my mouth!
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It's like Marmite.
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You like Marmite? No.
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You? It's complicated.
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I've been here a long time.
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Six months. Yes.
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I know, there is a queue.
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But I was...I was hoping you could
tell me how long this queue is.
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About 14,000.
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14,000? Yeah.
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I see.
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We're trying to clear it, but,
you know, it takes time.
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I've only been here a few months.
Me, too.
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You are making decisions?
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I'm a decision-maker. We all are.
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What are your qualifications
to do this?
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What was your...your previous job?
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I worked in Carphone Warehouse.
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Look, I know you cannot...
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..discuss my case.
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I don't know your case.
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Please just be honest with me.
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How much time could this take?
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Don't worry.
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Don't worry. I'm from Syria.
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We are good with bad news.
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We have to meet these key
performance indicators.
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And new cases are better
for hitting targets.
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So if your case extends beyond
six months, it becomes less...
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..compelling to us.
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Less compelling.
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What is the longest case
you've dealt with?
255
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,840
Six years.
256
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,600
I'm sorry. It's OK.
257
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,480
It's been a long journey.
258
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,200
I thought I could see land, but...
259
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,480
..I'm still here.
260
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,360
All at sea.
261
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,800
How'd it go?
262
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,960
Thought I'd try something
light-hearted,
263
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000
but I'm having quite serious second
thoughts, to be honest.
264
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:12,560
I'm so sorry. What for? Everything.
You don't have to be sorry.
265
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,040
You didn't do anything.
266
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,480
Will you do something for me? What?
267
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,960
Will you bring my boy home?
268
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,680
Hello? Sami, it's me. Hi.
269
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,680
Katy wants me to get John from
Elliot's house, and I may need you.
270
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,880
Where are you? I'm in Liverpool.
What are you doing in Liverpool?
271
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,840
Beatles tour. Yeah?
Well, buy a ticket to ride
and get back, day-tripper!
272
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,040
It's time to come together and help.
Don't let me down.
273
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,240
That was very clever. What? You
just said all those Beatles songs.
274
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,720
What Beatles songs? Getting
train now. See you at Euston.
275
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,800
Where's Elliot? We're here for...
You brought the gear? What?
276
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,360
Yes, we brought the gear.
277
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,600
Hello. Where is it? We do not have
your gear. Yeah, hop it, Zammo.
278
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,200
Want a drink? Thought you'd
given up. Yep, so did I.
279
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,360
Turns out it's really,
280
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,120
really hard so, you know,
12 steps forwards, one steps backs.
281
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,600
Where's John? He's around.
282
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,320
Do you really think
this is an appropriate
283
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,160
environment for a 13-year-old boy?
284
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,080
Well, this isn't an appropriate
environment for, you know,
285
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,960
a 45-year-old man.
286
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,640
Do you know that
I just saw somebody snorting
287
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:28,040
ketamine off a photograph of my nan?
288
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,080
I'm going to need counselling!
I mean...
289
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,760
You know, it demeans us all.
290
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,480
You have no idea how to look
after him! He's just...
291
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,160
I was always going to have
this party. He just... Hello.
292
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,640
He just knocked on the door
and, you know, I mean,
293
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:47,920
he's welcome to be here, but I'm
not just going to drop everything,
294
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,680
so stop mollycoddling him!
Right, I'm going to look for him.
295
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,760
Stay here. Stop mollycoddling!
296
00:17:55,760 --> 00:18:01,800
The kid's got more father figures
than Luke fucking Skywalker!
297
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,040
And even Darth Vader!
298
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:12,040
The dead farmer from the first one,
and Obe 1 Habibi.
299
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,520
Olive?
300
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,720
You're fucking huge, aren't you?
301
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:33,160
But surprisingly, for your size,
strangely unintimidating,
302
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,120
like a whale.
303
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,840
Or Canada.
304
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,280
Everything just bounces off you,
does it?
305
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,880
I suppose it has to, doesn't it?
306
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,760
Cos, you know,
if you were to lose your temper...
307
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,120
..you'd get deported.
308
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,480
You all right, mate? You OK? No,
it's OK. Didn't you see him here?
309
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,120
Come one. Let's go.
310
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,160
Come on!
311
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,720
No, it's all right,
it's all right, come on.
312
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,960
Is he all right? He's drunk.
313
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,640
My boy! What is he, 14? He's 13.
314
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:26,440
I was drinking my father under
the table when I was 13. Let's go.
315
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,920
I don't want to hear from you again.
Except you're in surge prices, eh?
316
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,080
Fuck off! No, no, no, no, no!
Come on. Come on.
317
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,400
There's a good place in Canada.
318
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,400
I can see why Katy fell for you.
319
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:44,280
What? Yeah, John told me.
Told you what? Ignore him. Let's go.
320
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,840
# Katy and Canada, up a tree! #
321
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,880
Please don't do this!
322
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,440
# K-I-S-S-I-N... #
323
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,240
What did he mean?
324
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,440
I'm so sorry.
325
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,600
What did he mean, Sami?
326
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880
Thank you.
327
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,800
Thank you for everything.
Time to go.
328
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
What did he mean?!
329
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,040
Sami? Yeah, it's me. I have to get
out of here! What time is it?
330
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,680
It is midnight.
I have run away from the party.
331
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,280
Believe me, my carriage has
turned into a fucking pumpkin!
332
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,960
I don't understand. What's happened?
What have you done?
333
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,080
I've ruined everything!
I have to get out of the UK!
334
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:20,160
Please, let me come to Berlin!
Tell them you want me to join you!
335
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,480
That is all you have to do. Sami,
let's talk about this tomorrow.
336
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,200
I need time to...
No, I have run out of time!
337
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,640
There is no more time to give!
It has to be now! Don't shout at me!
338
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,680
Please, tell them!
339
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,520
George?
340
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,760
Yasmine, I am trying to
make things better!
341
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,760
Why can't you fucking
understand that?
342
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,720
George...
343
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,000
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